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  • 5/21/2025
199X / X-ID Records

DISCLAIMER = EVERYTHING YOU HEAR/SEE IN THIS MUSIC VIDEO IS ALL FICTION/PROPS.

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Transcript
00:00Hello?
00:07Joe, is this, uh, Kara? It's me, Roy.
00:11Hey, you forgot my name.
00:14I didn't forget your name. Just making sure the number you gave me was fake.
00:18The number is real. Don't I sound the same?
00:21You do. I like your voice.
00:24Thank you. I'm really glad you called.
00:26Yeah, sorry it took so long.
00:28Yeah, five days is way too long.
00:32I guess I was just trying to play it cool.
00:34Cool is overrated. Just be you.
00:37So I should have called you the next day?
00:39Yeah, I think the rule is a day or two.
00:42Do you always follow the rules?
00:44I usually do. What, is that bad?
00:47Nah, it's cute.
00:49So, what was it about me?
00:51What you mean?
00:52Do you usually pick up girls at the coffee shop?
00:55Nah, I wouldn't say I usually pick up girls at all.
00:58So what made you shoot your shots?
01:02To tell you the truth, I was lost.
01:06Lost?
01:07Yeah, I was on my way to a new job. I couldn't find it.
01:10And you looked like a nice person to ask.
01:13Oh, so you asking for directions wasn't a pick up line?
01:16Not at all.
01:18My phone died, and that's when I noticed your smile.
01:21And you decided to say hi.
01:24I'm glad I did.
01:26And the way you shook my hand?
01:28I didn't want to let it go.
01:30Okay, here we go.
01:33Nah, I know that sounded like a lie.
01:36A really corny line.
01:37But, I'm being serious.
01:39I would like to get to know you.
01:41And not just over the phone.
01:44So, you're asking for a date?
01:46Is that okay?
01:47I'm up for a date.
01:50Not coffee, though.
01:52Definitely not coffee.
01:53You gotta try something new.
01:55What'd you like to do?
01:57You can surprise me.
01:58When are you free?
02:01I'm free Saturday after three.
02:04I can pick you up.
02:05We can meet there.
02:07Sounds fair.
02:08I'll text you later with the details.
02:10I can't wait.
02:12I'm looking forward to it.
02:13Roy?
02:14Yeah?
02:15I'm so glad you called.
02:18Me too.
02:19See you Saturday.
02:20I'll see you Saturday.
02:21Okay.
02:41I'll see you Saturday.
02:52Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
02:58Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
03:05Girl, you know I give her six months.
03:09Girl, you know it has its pros and cons.
03:17I gotta figure out your needs and wants.
03:24I really wanna know your response.
03:31She wants Fiji, Okra.
03:35Need a bank account like Oprah.
03:37I don't do no coca.
03:41Need a girl with a body built like a bottle of cola.
03:46Yeah, she hot like Arizona.
03:48She really got me stuck in a coma.
03:52I'm so in love with her aroma.
03:58Girl, you know we have to give it up.
04:02We unfortunately ran out of luck.
04:10We ain't going nowhere, we're stuck.
04:15Now I can put down my double cup.
04:21I love a cup, nananana nananana nananana
04:31nananana nananana
04:386 months later
04:40Hi. I know I'm probably gonna regret this, but whatever. I don't care anymore.
04:52I'm clearly the one who cared more, so even if you'd never listened to this, this is my form of closure.
04:59You know, I wanted to talk to you in person, but the last time I saw you, you looked right through me.
05:05Like you never even knew me. You walked past me as if we had never happened, like I never even mattered to you.
05:12And here I am thinking that I'll never forget you.
05:17But you moved on so quickly. Is she really that much better than me?
05:22Sorry, it's not about her.
05:25I guess I just didn't expect this from you to end us so soon.
05:31Maybe it really was nothing to you.
05:34But if that's true, you played the role perfectly.
05:38And the Oscar goes to...
05:41You.
05:42For making me fall in love and thinking that you loved me too.
05:46Ugh, I feel so stupid.
05:49You made me look like a fool in front of everybody.
05:52I wish I never met you.
05:54Actually, you know, I take that back.
05:57I don't have any regrets.
05:59Because I really did love you.
06:01But I clearly expected too much from someone so self-consumed.
06:06Wow.
06:07I can see that now.
06:10And I kind of feel sorry for you.
06:12But anyway, that's all I really had to say.
06:16So, this is my goodbye.
06:19See you.
06:20Have a nice life.
06:22met I know you would...
06:25I'm going be a good guy.
06:26I don't care.
06:27Do not believe me.
06:28Come on.
06:29I take that.
06:31I liked that.
06:32I like it.
06:33So...

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