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  • 5/21/2025
Bumisita ang kumare Mama A (Carmi Martin) na si Dyosa (Diego) para alukin siya ng isang raket na umano'y makakapagdala sa kanya sa langit—pero duda sina Bobong (Pekto) at Lance (Kevin Santos) dito.


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00:00Stop! Quiet!
00:08One day, in the middle of our breakfast,
00:11he called me.
00:18If I don't have a phone call,
00:20I'll answer it.
00:22It's the end of my work,
00:24who had a great job for me.
00:27What's that?
00:31What's up?
00:33What's up?
00:35What's up?
00:43Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:57What's up?
00:59You know what?
01:01I'm going to tell you,
01:03I'm going to tell you,
01:05but the clue is,
01:07it looks different
01:09for the Christmas Eve to me.
01:13Excuse me!
01:15Sorry!
01:17Sorry!
01:18Sorry!
01:19Sorry!
01:20Nagulat lang ako!
01:23Ay!
01:24Hello, Tiyosa!
01:26Nandiyan ka lang pala.
01:27Halika!
01:28Doon tayo sa loob!
01:30Let's go!
01:37Okay ka lang?
01:38Takot ka ba?
01:39Sino yun?
01:40Ma!
01:41Hindi ko alam.
01:42Kalo ko,
01:43Halloween pa rin eh.
01:44Kita mo ba?
01:45Wow!
01:46O!
01:47May nag-text!
01:48Ang perfect mo daw!
01:49Ititigan mo kaya?
01:50Tingnan natin yung mangyayari sa'yo.
01:51Yoko nga!
01:52Mama, paano pa ako?
01:53And speaking of paparating na Pasko,
01:55Ito!
01:56Ito ang pakulong hindi na yata mawawala
01:57kapag dumarating ang okasyon na to.
01:59O!
02:00Magbunutan na tayo ng mga munito at munita natin!
02:02Tayo lang ba?
02:03Sila lang gustong sumali!
02:04Tayo lang naman yata naggaral sa school na to eh!
02:06Hahaha!
02:07Ito ang pakulong hindi na yata mawawala kapag dumarating ang okasyon na to.
02:11O!
02:12Magbunutan na tayo ng mga munito at munita natin!
02:15Tayo lang ba?
02:16Taya lang ba?
02:17Sila lang gustong sumali!
02:18Tayo lang naman yata naggaral sa school na to eh!
02:21Hahaha!
02:22Oo!
02:23Kasi nabi ko ba, wala kang teacher eh!
02:25Bunutan na!
02:26Bunutan na!
02:27Bunutan na!
02:28Bunutan na!
02:29O!
02:30Hindi buhok!
02:31Bunutan na!
02:32Ngipin!
02:33Ngipin!
02:34Ngipin!
02:35Ngipin!
02:36Alam mo!
02:37Ang korin ninyo!
02:38Kakos sa inyo!
02:39Bih sana natin magbunutan!
02:40O!
02:41Hapsiso na ka na!
02:45Bunod na kayo!
02:47Uling-uli ka!
02:48Makin na!
02:50Hahaha!
02:51Alright!
02:56O!
03:01Next week na tayo magsisimulang magbigayan ha!
03:04At ang ibibigay natin ay something hard!
03:07High!
03:08Eh bakit pala tinintay yung next week?
03:10Hindi na!
03:11Hindi na makapagintay!
03:12O ito!
03:13Something hard!
03:14Para eh!
03:15Panghilod na boy ah!
03:16Bwede na tayo maligo!
03:17Hahaha!
03:20Rock and roll!
03:23Hahaha!
03:24Thank you!
03:25Hahaha!
03:26Yung iba naman!
03:27Ibang ginik naman yata ang naiisip para sa Pasko!
03:33Ay naku Apple!
03:34Gawin mo yun!
03:36I'm sure matutuwa ka!
03:38Iba ang feeling!
03:40Talagang!
03:41O sige!
03:42I'll think about it!
03:44Hahaha!
03:45Hahaha!
03:46Ayun pala sila oh!
03:48Bobong!
03:49Lance!
03:50I'd like you to meet Miss Josa!
03:52Dami!
03:53Dami!
03:54Dami!
03:55Dami!
03:56Dami!
03:57Dami!
03:58Dami!
03:59Dami!
04:00Dami!
04:01Dami!
04:02Dami!
04:03Dami!
04:04Dami!
04:05Dami!
04:06Dami!
04:07Dami!
04:08Dami!
04:09Dami!
04:10Dami!
04:11Dami!
04:12Dami!
04:13Dami!
04:14Oh!
04:15Ba't gaya nang ngiti nyo?
04:16Kakain nyo lang ba ng lumpiyang sinawsa sa suka?
04:19Dami!
04:20Dami!
04:21Dami!
04:22Dami!
04:23Ma!
04:24Okay!
04:25Sige!
04:26Ma!
04:27Mga!
04:28Ah!
04:29Wala ko!
04:30Wala po!
04:31Wala po!
04:32I don't even know what to say.
04:34Hey!
04:35Hey!
04:36Hey!
04:37Hey!
04:38Hey!
04:39Hey!
04:40I've already had to wake up like that.
04:43Because like that,
04:45people are like that,
04:46even when I look at my face.
04:48Hey!
04:49Like that?
04:50And as I was saying,
04:52when you come to me,
04:54you'll feel the fulfillment of life.
04:57Wow!
04:58Well...
05:00How?
05:01Hey!
05:07Oh,
05:08what?
05:09Who's the new visit?
05:10It's a new house, huh?
05:11No.
05:12I'm just a friend of Mama.
05:14I'm on the door.
05:16It's pretty.
05:17Huh?
05:18Really?
05:19It's pretty.
05:20It's pretty.
05:21But it looks like a light.
05:23But...
05:24You know?
05:25I can see that.
05:26I can see that.
05:27I can see that.
05:28I can see that.
05:30Oh,
05:31I can see that.
05:32Mm-mm.
05:33I can see that.
05:34I can see that.
05:35Oh,
05:36ayan yung pogin yan.
05:37Ano ba dyan yan?
05:38Baka, Mami,
05:39sumasayad lang yan sa pagtitinda, ha?
05:40Alamin mo nga.
05:41Dali, alam mo nga.
05:42Hoy, Laura!
05:43Hindi lahat ng chisme sa lugar na to.
05:44Alamin ko para sa'yo, no?
05:46Rapper ako.
05:47Hindi ako reporter.
05:49Chaka na.
05:50Rapper, ha?
05:51Rapper!
05:52Eto na.
05:53Eto na.
05:54Sasabihin ko na.
05:55Kung bakit gano'n na lang ang tuwa ko sa sinabi ng tumawag sa'kin kanina.
05:58Iyon ay dahil.
06:00Eto na nga.
06:01So, si Ed, babayaran na yung utang niya.
06:04Diba?
06:05Hmm.
06:06Okay.
06:07Ang maganda dun, meron pang kasamang free trip to Hong Kong, all expenses paid.
06:12Mula bispiras ng Pasko hanggang abente sa is!
06:15Woo!
06:16Hmm.
06:17O ngayon?
06:18Anong...
06:19Anong...
06:20Ano...
06:21Ano ka ba?
06:22I-avail na natin yun.
06:23Doon na tayo sa Hong Kong magpasko.
06:27Talaga?
06:28Yeah.
06:29Aaaaaaah!
06:30Aaaaaaah!
06:31Aaaaaaah!
06:32Aaaaaaah!
06:33Aaaaaaah!
06:34Aaaaaaah!
06:35Aaaaaaah!
06:36Ano pong meron?
06:37Ba't nang saya-sayaan niyo?
06:38PJ, may surprise sa'yo ang daddy mo.
06:41Sa Hong Kong, tayo magpapasko!
06:44Go!
06:46Hehehehe!
06:47Aaaaaaah!
06:48Oooo!
06:49Ay!
06:50Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay naiyak.
06:51Ano!
06:52Ano!
06:53Iko kasi!
06:54Kaibigan kuya si Josa.
06:56Nakilala ko siya sa medical mission sa Korea.
06:59Pagkatapos dumiretso na kami sa Thailand.
07:02Ay, siya na pala.
07:04Si Doc Eman ang gumawa sa kanya.
07:07Eman?
07:08Malalaid?
07:09Eh, malalaid?
07:10O!
07:11Sandali lang.
07:12Isn't that a good thing to do?
07:15That's a good thing to do.
07:18What's going on, Miss Joseph?
07:22I'm so happy to do this.
07:26So even Dr. is already a good thing.
07:30I'll never give up my money.
07:33So he's giving his salary to the other.
07:39What's up?
07:41What's up?
07:43If you want,
07:45please join me
07:47so that you can see the light.
07:51Hey!
07:53Hey!
07:55Hey!
07:57Look at that!
07:59Let me hug you!
08:01You're so patient with those people.
08:03You're so patient.
08:05You're so patient.
08:07That's okay.
08:09I can't understand
08:11if it's not that
08:13the reaction of their reaction.
08:15Oh, what's up, Paul?
08:17Do you want to go to the sky?
08:19The sky?
08:21Let's go.
08:23Let's go.
08:29Hey!
08:31Hey!
08:33Hey!
08:35Hey!
08:37Hey!
08:39I can go to the sky.
08:41Hey!
08:43Hey!
08:45Hey!
08:47Hey!
08:49Hey!
08:51Hey!
08:53Hey!
08:55Hey!
08:57Hey!
08:58Hey!
08:59Hey!
09:00Hey!
09:01Hey!
09:02Hey!
09:03Hey!
09:04Hey!
09:05Hey!
09:06Hey!
09:07Hey!
09:08Hey!
09:09Hey!
09:10Hey!
09:11Hey!
09:12Hey!
09:13Hey!
09:14Hey!
09:15Hey!
09:16Hey!
09:17Hey!
09:18Hey!
09:19Hey!
09:20Hey!
09:21Hey!
09:22You know, it's easy to disassemble the bicycle.
09:25You just need to get the mats there.
09:27These are the screwdrivers that we use.
09:30It's easy to assemble the bike, no?
09:32Well, that's right.
09:35Right?
09:36Let's go first.
09:37Let's try it first.
09:39Let's go first.
09:41Do you want it?
09:43Okay.
09:44Let's go first.
09:45Let's go first.
09:46Let's go first.
09:48Let's go first.
09:49Let's go first.
09:50Let's go first.
09:51Let's go first.
09:52Let's go first.
09:53Let's go first.
09:54Let's go first.
09:55Let's go first.
09:56Let's go first.
09:57Let's go first.
09:58Let's go first.
09:59Um, wait.
10:00Nabanggit pala sa akin ni Pearl yung, ano, tungkol sa asawa mo.
10:04Wala ko bang balak balikan yun?
10:06Ha?
10:07I...
10:08Alam mo, yung Pearl talaga na yan, parang tangi.
10:11Alam naman niya na fake yung kasal na yun.
10:14So, technically speaking, single ako.
10:17Single ako.
10:20Hayan ako, yung Pearl talaga na yan.
10:24Ay!
10:25Uy!
10:26Oh, okay ka lang.
10:33Eh, sorry.
10:34Okay ka lang?
10:35Okay lang. Nahilo lang ako.
10:36Nahilo lang ako.
10:37Nangyayari sa'yo?
10:39Nahilo lang. Nahilo lang ako.
10:42Makabuntis ka.
10:43Ah, wish ko lang.
10:45Wish ko lang.
10:46Ah, okay lang ako.
10:47Okay lang ako.
10:48Okay lang ako.
10:49Okay lang ako.
10:50Okay lang ako.
10:51Aray! Aray! Aray! Aray!
10:52Aray! Aray!
10:53Sorry!
10:54Sorry!
10:55Sorry!
10:56Nabi-sama kita.
10:57Nagiba na yata yung matris ka.
10:59Aray!
11:00Aray!
11:01Aray!
11:05Aray!
11:06Halika na!
11:10Ah!
11:11Laura!
11:12Friend ko!
11:14Where are you going, Paul?
11:16From the heavens!
11:18You're welcome!
11:42Hey!
11:43Mahala!
11:49Kala mo buhay ang buho!
11:57Telo narinig mo yun!
11:59Pupunta raw sila sa langit!
12:01Langit?
12:02Oo!
12:03Langit pala eh!
12:05Uy! Ano yan? Uy! Ano ka ba?
12:07Ano ba ginagawa mo?
12:09Ay kala ko gusto mong pumunta dun sa langit na pupuntaan nila eh!
12:12Ano?
12:13Ano?
12:14Sigurado isang hataw lang langit ka na siguran ko.
12:16Ano ba?
12:17I'm curious lang ako kung saan langit yung pupuntahan nila?
12:20Ano?
12:21Ano?
12:22Alam mo, alam ko na.
12:23Alam ko na kung saan ko parang nakita yung bisita ni Aling Apol.
12:27Yun?
12:28Ano ba?
12:29Ano ba?
12:30Talaga?
12:31Ano?
12:32Ano?
12:33Diba?
12:34Ano?
12:35Sabi ko sa'yo eh.
12:36Ito.
12:37Sabagay.
12:38Nasa itsura naman ni Aling Apol eh.
12:40Ha!
12:41Ha!
12:42Ha!
12:43Ha!
12:44Dahil ayoko munang may makaalam sa plano ko sa Pasko para sa pamilya ko eh nagkasundo kami ni Majay na isikreto muna yun sa mga kasama namin sa bahay.
12:56PJ.
12:57Ito to ha.
12:58Sikreto lang natin itong biyahe natin ha. Huwag mo muna ipagkakalat kahit kanino.
13:03Okay?
13:04Dapat tayo tayo lang may alam. Mahirap na.
13:06Alam ko ang passport eh.
13:07Dahil hindi kaya mali naman yata yun.
13:10Kapag sinikreto natin tapos nalaman nila sa iba, mamaya magkasama ang panaloob.
13:16Kaya di dati?
13:17Eh anong gagawin natin?
13:25Eh anong gagawin natin!
13:27Ha!
13:28Ha!
13:29Ha!
13:31Ta-ta-ta-ta, marah!
13:32Soong ka pa na ha ha!
13:33Yeaaaah!
13:34Yay!
13:35Woo!
13:36Woo!
13:37Wooo!
13:38agonukan!
13:39Bogk!
13:40Bogk!
13:41Bogk!
13:42Bogk!
13:43Bogk!
13:44Yay!
13:45Bogk!
13:46Bogk!
13:48Bogk!
13:49Bogk!
13:50Bogk!
13:51Bogk!
13:52Yay!
13:53Hong Kong!
13:54Here we go!
13:55Hong Kong!
13:56Hong Kong!
13:57Hong Kong!
13:58Hong Kong!
13:59Hong Kong!
14:00Hong Kong!
14:01Hong Kong!
14:02Hong Kong!
14:03Hong Kong!
14:04Oh!
14:05Hitam!
14:06Did ma!
14:07Ibig sabihin, hindi nila sineryoso.
14:09Hindi sila naniwala.
14:11Hindi sila affected at wala silang pakialam kung aalis man tayo.
14:14Oh!
14:15Hindi na natin problema.
14:17Ininform na natin sila.
14:18Hindi na natin kasalanan yun.
14:20Eh!
14:21Hong Kong!
14:22Mabiyahin na tayo!
14:24Yay!
14:25Bumatak lang ako!
14:26Walang siklet-siklet!
14:27Yes!
14:28Yes!
14:29Ay!
14:30Huwag mong sabi yung palalalain mo pa yung tampo mo kay Ethan, Yumi.
14:33Baka mamaya umabot pa yun ang Pasko.
14:36Hindi naman.
14:38Tinitignan ko lang kung hanggang saan yung matitiis yung hindi ko siya pinapansin.
14:41Sino bang nabunot mo sa Kris Kringle natin?
14:44Siya!
14:45Gusto ko nga saan naman magpagpalit eh.
14:48Ako na lang?
14:49Ako na lang?
14:50Eh, edo sige, sign na.
14:52Siko ba?
14:53Sino nabunot mo?
14:54Hindi ka ba nangihinayang, Yumi?
14:56Bakit naman nang manghihinayang?
14:58Eh, hindi naman nang ma-appreciate yung effort ko.
15:00So, huwag na lang.
15:02Paano ba yan?
15:03Edi baby ko na si Yumi.
15:04Edi baby ko na si Yumi.
15:08Huwag na!
15:09Huwag na lang!
15:10Huwag na lang!
15:11Huwag na lang!
15:12Huwag na lang!
15:13Huwag na lang!
15:14Si Bernie!
15:15Si Bernie!
15:16Uy!
15:17Umali siya, kuye!
15:18May binili lang na parts.
15:19Ha?
15:20Huwag na kaya naman sa'yo.
15:21Ikaw lang pala na tira dito.
15:22Hmm?
15:23Si Bernie?
15:24Si Bernie?
15:25Ay!
15:26Umali siya kuye eh.
15:27May binili lang na parts.
15:28Ha?
15:29What na?
15:30Kaya naman sa'yo.
15:31Ikaw lang pala natira dito.
15:32Okay lang ate.
15:33Nag-e-enjoy din naman ako mag-assemble ng bike.
15:37Baka si paring Bernie ang nag-e-enjoy sa'yo kamo.
15:41Ano kuya?
15:42Ah!
15:43Hindi!
15:44Wala!
15:45Ano sabi ko?
15:46Ah!
15:47Tamang nag-e-enjoy ka dyan.
15:50Para lalo ka mag-enjoy ang gawin mo.
15:54Pagka buo mo ng bisikleta, ikalasin mo ulit.
15:57Bago buo mo ulit.
15:58Sige na sige.
16:04Angit.
16:05Sa palagi ko eh.
16:07Parang kinakarira ng kumpare natin tong isang to.
16:10Parang pamapara-para na lang.
16:14Ha?
16:15Ganon ba?
16:16Oo.
16:17Eh kasi nilihim nung asawang yung trip nila sa pamilya nila eh.
16:21Kaya yun.
16:22Walang nakaalam nung madisgrasya.
16:24Ah ganon pala.
16:25Pag naglilihim ng lakad ano.
16:27Pag na-disgrasya, wala.
16:28Wala.
16:29Wala talaga.
16:30Wala nangyayari pag ganon.
16:31Eh anang sinasabi ko?
16:32Ha?
16:33Dapat hindi ganon.
16:34Tayo ba pinariring ganon mga yun?
16:37Huh?
16:38Tayo?
16:39Hindi no.
16:40Baka yun.
16:41Baka yun.
16:49Huh?
16:54Ano ito?
16:56Ito ang isa sa mga opisina ang pinupuntahan ko kapag gusto kong makaramdam ng langit.
17:02Oo.
17:10Nakikita mo yun?
17:12Oo.
17:13Yan ang mga tinutulungan ko kapag gusto kong makaramdam ng heaven.
17:18Heaven?
17:19Kaya naman pala, fresh na fresh lang ang peg mo kahit hindi ka naman ganon kagandahan.
17:25Mismo.
17:26Ang pagtulong sa kanila ang nagpapasaya sa akin.
17:30Kaya...
17:31Eto.
17:32Maganda na ako.
17:33Pah!
17:35Shhh!
17:36Shhh!
17:37Shhh!
17:38Shhh!
17:39Shhh!
17:40Shhh!
17:41Ay!
17:42Ay!
17:43Ay!
17:44Ay!
17:45Ay!
17:46Ay!
17:47Ay!
17:48Ay!
17:49Boys!
17:50Eto pa!
17:51Ayto paang...
18:06Ayто paang pulutan.
18:08Ay!
18:10Alamat ha, nibilitas mo kami dito sa Bagong HiBoll mo.
18:16What?
18:17Isisiraan?
18:19Why?
18:20Why?
18:21Why do you want to be a drink?
18:24Isisiraan mo'y look!
18:27Why?
18:29Why?
18:30Why?
18:31Why?
18:32Why?
18:33Why?
18:34Why?
18:35Why?
18:36Why?
18:37Why?
18:38Why?
18:39Why?
18:40Why?
18:41Why?
18:42Why?
18:43Why?
18:44Why?
18:45Why?
18:46Why?
18:51Why?
18:52Why?
18:53What's that?
18:56Why?
18:57Is your name the Sjota?
19:00Yay.
19:02What's that?
19:04Hey, what's your name?
19:06Mom?
19:07Hey, what's your name?
19:08What's your name?
19:10Why?
19:11Why?
19:12Give me a step.
19:13Ay, naku Majay, sabihan mo yung asawa mo, hindi tama yung pinaplano nyo.
19:19Paano kung may mangyaring ang masama sa inyo doon?
19:22O, sige, sige. Sasabihan ko siya.
19:25Salamat ha, bye-bye.
19:28Ay! Mama, mama, mama!
19:31Ta!
19:33Doc, sandali.
19:34O?
19:35Eh, sigurado ka pa talaga na isisikreto natin yung plano natin doon sa...
19:39Para sa Pasko.
19:40O, alalahanin mo, first time natin mag-a-abroad kasama yung mga bata.
19:44Bakit? Hindi naman natin sinisikreto, ah.
19:47Eh, di ba't pinagsigawan pa nga natin kanina?
19:49Idea mo yun, di ba?
19:50Hindi naman nila pinansin.
19:52Eh, di na natin problema yun.
19:54Don't worry, mami.
19:55May ba naman po nakakalam, eh?
19:58Sino?
19:58Sa Kapitbahay. Pinagsabi ko.
20:02Uy!
20:04Kapitbahay!
20:05Kapitbahay!
20:05Kapitbahay!
20:05Kapitbahay!
20:05Kapitbahay!
20:06Kapitbahay!
20:06Kapitbahay!
20:06Kapitbahay!
20:06Kapitbahay!
20:06Kapitbahay!
20:06Kapitbahay!
20:06O, huwag mong sabihing dedegmahin muna naman yan.
20:16Tama nang pa, baby, yumi. Move on na, okay?
20:19Narealize naman na ng tao na mali yung magselos agad sa bab na yun.
20:23O, ano na?
20:26Send natin. Magpapasko na, oh.
20:34Send mo na.
20:35Dekoray!
20:47Solamat.
20:48A-ä-ä-ä!
20:50Thank you!
20:51A-a-a-a!
20:54S-H-h-h-h!
20:56S-H-h-h-h-hi!
20:57S-H-h-h-h!
20:58S-H-h-h-h-h!
21:01Hey!
21:01Hey!
21:02Wait lang, si Bob.
21:09Yes, Bob!
21:15Yes?
21:17Bob?
21:21Yes, Bob.
21:23Alagi na lang si Bob.
21:26Yes, Bob!
21:27Yes, Bob!
21:28Yes, Bob!
21:30Yes, Bob!
21:32Yes, Bob!
21:34Yes, Bob!
21:34Bob, we bebbed!
21:36Yes, Bob!
21:37Bebbed!
22:02Yes, Bob!
22:03Yes, Bob!
22:04Yes, Bob!
22:05Yes, Bob!
22:06Yes, Bob!
22:08Ika nga dito, pinungbusohan mo ba yan si Amboy?
22:13Huh?
22:14Huh?
22:15Eh!
22:16Hindi!
22:18Magsasiya rin ako, ano ko ba naman?
22:21Alam nga naman, magkasabay kami pumasok.
22:24Pare, kumamin ka.
22:26Kinakarir mo yan si Amboy, ano?
22:29Kumamin ka.
22:30Kaya lagi kong nakikita dito yan.
22:33Hindi.
22:35Tropa-tropa lang, dude.
22:36Tropa-tropa.
22:45Oo, eh.
22:46Uwi na ako.
22:48Talaga?
22:48Hmm.
22:49Sama na kita.
22:50Ang gaya dito.
22:51So, bro.
22:52Tara.
22:52Wah!
22:53Ang galing mo malays na yan, lola!
22:57Eh?
22:58Di ko magsasabi yung nakakadiri yan.
22:59O!
23:00O!
23:01Aray!
23:02Aray!
23:03Aray!
23:04Ah!
23:05Galing ah!
23:06Ay!
23:07Ay!
23:08Ay!
23:09Ay!
23:10Ay!
23:11Ay!
23:12Ay!
23:13Ay!
23:14Ay!
23:15Ay!
23:16Ay!
23:17Ay!
23:18Ay!
23:19Ay!
23:20Diyos!
23:21Hindi ko naman kinaya yung pinuntahan natin.
23:26Actually,
23:27ganyan din ang naramdaman ko nung una ko silang makita.
23:30Ganon?
23:31Ganon?
23:32Excuse me?
23:33Ah!
23:34Kita nyo?
23:36Oo.
23:37Bala namin yun.
23:40Oo, diba?
23:41Si Aling Apol kasama niya yung kanyang aniga na mukhang di sumugo.
23:45Alam ko.
23:46Kita nyo si Aling Apol?
23:47Oh!
23:48Mukhang pagod na pagod!
23:49Ah!
23:50Sinasabi ko na!
23:52Patayin na!
23:53Nagkaroon na ka agad ng negosasyon!
23:56Ayun!
23:57Ayun!
23:58Sinasabi ko!
23:59Naku!
24:00Nampang inaantayin yun ako!
24:01Sugot na!
24:02Iligtas niyo si Aling Apol ko na doon sa kuko nung bisugong yun!
24:05Dali!
24:06Ay!
24:07Lapo!
24:08Sinanay kong nanay ko yun!
24:09Talaga namang makipagpatayin ako sa lapang yun!
24:11Sige!
24:12Mauna ka na!
24:13Mauna ka!
24:14Mauna ka!
24:15Mauna ka!
24:16Ikaw ang mauna!
24:17Sige!
24:18Mauna ako!
24:19Ako na!
24:20Ako na!
24:21Ako na!
24:22Sabay tayo kaya!
24:23Sige!
24:24Sabay na tayo!
24:25Sabay!
24:26Sa siya?
24:27Saan ka kindi nang walang gwelo yung bak lang yun, ha?
24:29Ako!
24:30Tignan ko lang kung di ka magkagulo-gulo sa panggagatong ko.
24:45Ay!
24:51Nangit!
24:53Ano na si mama?
24:54O na.
24:55Let me tell you the plan for Christmas.
24:57It's a secret secret.
24:59Okay.
25:01But maybe that's what you'll do.
25:03You know, that's what you'll do.
25:05That's what you'll do.
25:07And O.A.
25:10What did you say?
25:12We don't have a good job!
25:15Why, Ma?
25:17Do you believe that you have a good job?
25:21And you,
25:23if you look good,
25:25you'll still be good.
25:27You'll still be good.
25:29Don't you?
25:30Don't you tell me,
25:31you don't know me!
25:33You don't know me!
25:35What?
25:37You know, right?
25:39You're right,
25:41you're right.
25:43You're right, brother?
25:45After the speech and speech,
25:49the reason is that
25:51this is a great thing.
25:53You're right,
25:55you're right.
25:57Mmm, means, Diyosan,
25:59na bigla lang naman kami
26:01kasi akala namin
26:03binibenta mong yung nanay namin.
26:07Kensa ka na, ah.
26:09Kasi nakainom lang talaga kami,
26:11may bubong.
26:12Pakainom lang.
26:15Oh, well.
26:17Lagi naman ganito.
26:19Nasanay na ako.
26:21Yung iba dyan,
26:22hinuhusgahan ako dahil sa itsura ko.
26:24Pero,
26:26tinitayad mo ko na lang.
26:28Masa ang mahalaga,
26:29masaya ako sa ginagawa ko
26:31at kung anong magpapasaya sa kaluluwa ko,
26:34I have to go, Apple.
26:36Okay.
26:38Beso.
26:39Beso.
26:40Ay.
26:41Ano yun?
26:43May nakalimutan ka?
26:46Five thousand.
26:48Sa'yo.
26:49Wow.
26:51At sa'yo din.
26:53Early Christmas gift ko sa inyo,
26:55hindi ko kasi alam kung
26:56makakag-guest uli ako dito.
26:58Ah.
26:58Kaya ngayon palang,
26:59binibigay ko na
27:00salamat sa mga panglalait nyo.
27:04Dahil sa mga ginawa nyong panglalait,
27:07mas lalo akong namomotivate
27:08para tumulong sa kapwa ko
27:10at sa mga maledukado
27:12at walang modong kagaya nyo.
27:13Ar!
27:14Thank you, ha?
27:22Thank you, ha?
27:23Thank you talaga.
27:24Oh, oh, oh.
27:26Apa?
27:27Ay!
27:27Kinarga na.
27:28Naku.
27:29Miss Josa.
27:29Miss Josa.
27:30Oo.
27:32Sigurado kayo.
27:33O, mag-ingat kayo.
27:34O, sige.
27:34Exit frame na kayo.
27:36Sito nila.
27:37Ay, naku.
27:39Ay.
27:39Ay.
27:40Naku, lasing kayo.
27:41Oh, oh.
27:42Ay.
27:43Ako, ano ba yan?
27:46Ay, Miss Josa, ingat.
27:48Ma,
27:48ano ba kasing nagawa ninyo?
27:51Well,
27:52secret.
27:53Sa Pasko ko na lang sasabihin.
27:56Basta ang masasabi ko lang,
27:58magiging heaven ang feeling ko
28:00kapag nagawa ko
28:03ito.
28:07Heaven, ha?
28:09Secret.
28:11Eh, secret naman daw pala eh.
28:14Oh.
28:14Pwede, secret na lang natin
28:15yung pag-abroad natin.
28:17Yung Hong Kong na eh.
28:17Secret na lang natin.
28:18Hmm?
28:18Tama!
28:21Kung ano man ang ibig sabihin
28:22ng biyanang ko dun
28:23sa heaven na sinabi niya,
28:24hindi ka na kaalamin.
28:27Secret niya lang yun eh.
28:28Huw, yung gawin sa akin.
28:31Ayaw!
28:32Sige!
28:33Sinelela!
28:34Sinelela!
28:35Silbo kang to,
28:36si Bobo!
28:37What?
28:37Ayun ang pulutan ang...
28:38Ayun ang...
28:38Ayun ang...
28:39Sige!
28:41Eh, eh, eh!
28:42Eh!
28:42Mahal na yun!
28:43Ano mga patay?
28:43Gutom kayo!
28:48Aten-aten lang to, ah.
28:50Huwag na huwag nito sabihin
28:51kinayaki at creepy
28:52na makikipag-cool off ako
28:53kay Ethan.
28:54Hmm, secret na natin yun.
28:56Eh, cool off ka dyan
28:58na hindi nga malinaw sa amin
28:59kung kayo na ba talaga.
29:01Taming secret, di ba?
29:03Kanya-kanya.
29:03Eh, ang isang to.
29:10Mukhang hindi na kayang isikreto
29:11ang kalandian niya.
29:22Hmm, wanna, kusey?
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