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00:00Oh, oh!
00:03Oh!
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00:08Great!
00:09How do I dry this?
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00:51Who's coming at this hour?
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01:14I'm so witty.
01:15I wear a ridiculous orange tie and crackling jokes every day!
01:22Oh!
01:23Oh!
01:24He always laughs at my boss' jokes so that he doesn't suspect me, stealing money from this safe.
01:35And you, HR, you are the only decent employee around here.
01:41You always raise my pay.
01:44Because I'm sleeping with you.
01:51Who's there?
01:54Hey, come out or you'll regret about it.
02:03Do you hear me?
02:05It's...
02:09Me.
02:10Mr. Fletcher?
02:12What are you doing here?
02:14Well, um, listening to your confessions.
02:20So, you think I'm dumb?
02:22The secretary was stealing.
02:25And you slept with HR for a race?
02:30And you are wandering in the office in Spongebob underwear.
02:36Well, it's not what it looks like.
02:39My pants are in the microwave.
02:48Then, it's even worse than I thought.
02:53So, um, what shall we do in this awkward situation?
02:57How about, um, you don't see me and I don't see you.
03:07Deal?
03:12Uh, you'd better lose the toy.
03:15Yup.
03:16Noted.
03:17Uh...
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04:00Yeah, this is painful.
04:01But that, that, that, that, that, that is a...
04:06...discrimination.
04:07For the last time, we are out of seats.
04:10Oh, but, uh, hey, uh, what?
04:13Hi.
04:14Louise Brown.
04:16Oh, yeah.
04:17Yes.
04:18Please.
04:20Hey, but...
04:21Nice evening.
04:23Yeah, hi.
04:24Yeah, I can't...
04:25Nice evening.
04:26C-c-c-complain about your, uh, play.
04:31Uh...
04:32Pa-pa-pa-patricia.
04:35Yeah.
04:36Excuse me.
04:37Right.
04:38Hey.
04:39What?
04:40Who you were talking to?
04:41C-c-c-call the hotline.
04:44I just wanted to live nicely.
04:47Okay.
04:48Okay.
04:56Uh, but, remember...
04:58You, and people like you...
05:01...don't belong in here.
05:03I've been here.
05:21That is hard for me to decide.
05:33Aren't you forgetting something?
05:42Have a pleasant evening.
05:57So the rules are pretty simple.
05:59You take your seats at the sign of the bell.
06:03And you're gonna have two minutes to chat.
06:07After each chat, you write down the person's name and put a plus or a minus next to it.
06:17A match is your ticket to keep the party going.
06:22And remember, you're not in an interview. You're on a date.
06:27So, let's get started.
06:29Ladies.
06:33Hey.
06:37What's your name?
06:38Cog, Cog, Cog, Cog, Cog, Cog.
06:41Christopher.
06:42Cog.
06:43Cog.
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07:24Ah, Christopher.
07:25You're not handsome. Don't think I care about look or money. Although, of course, it's important.
07:32I'm Barbara, by the way.
07:36Oh, Christopher.
07:37Oh, Christopher.
07:52Oh, Christopher.
07:56Oh, Christopher.
08:00Oh, Christopher.
08:04You can put a minus right away.
08:22I stutter.
08:34And I have a son.
08:39Simon.
08:41Oh.
08:42Looks like I can compete with you in the number of minuses.
08:47Yeah.
08:48Yeah.
08:49Dona Stone?
08:51Christopher Roberts.
08:56So, well, what do you do, Dona Stone?
09:01Okay.
09:02Well, I'm a soccer coach.
09:05Oh.
09:06Really?
09:07What?
09:08You don't believe a girl can play professional soccer?
09:13No.
09:14No.
09:15Of course.
09:16That's not what I meant.
09:19Relax.
09:20I'm not the sexism police.
09:26Sorry.
09:27Since that's the case, I want to make a confession.
09:32Okay.
09:33I'm that kind of a rabbit fan who swears on TV all the time.
09:48Very embarrassed.
09:50It's okay.
09:52I will tell you a secret.
09:54Yeah.
09:55Yeah.
09:56So am I.
10:03So.
10:04Hiya.
10:05What do you do for a living, Christopher?
10:07Hiya.
10:20It looks like I have to go.
10:22Yeah.
10:25Oh.
10:26Oh.
10:27Oh.
10:29Oh.
10:36The..
10:37Ah dona.
10:40Um, ah..
10:41A..
10:52Hello, my name is Tino.
10:59Hi, hi.
11:03Oh, hi.
11:05Yeah.
11:08Really?
11:09Yeah.
11:10And you didn't go to the prom.
11:12Oh, oh.
11:13Oh, no.
11:14Although I did have a date.
11:18Oh, yeah.
11:19That's good.
11:20My mom.
11:20Oh, no.
11:23Yeah.
11:24Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
11:26You wanted to go so badly.
11:30She even ran a limo.
11:33Yeah.
11:36I hope my son invites me to his prom.
11:39Ah.
11:40Yeah.
11:41I will be one of those moms, you know, in the Porsche with the hidden bottle of wine.
11:49Oh, no.
11:50Oh, yeah.
11:50No.
11:51Yeah.
11:54I, I, I wish we'd gone to the same school.
12:03I'm sure you need one in my heart.
12:09I, I, I, I, no, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm serious.
12:17Yeah.
12:17This is probably going to sound silly, but I've always wanted to be in a love for life.
12:25Do you believe in a love?
12:26Do you believe in a love?
12:30Yes.
12:31Yeah.
12:32Yes.
12:33I, I, I, I, I feel it.
12:34I can't believe it's you.
12:39Not me.
12:40You promised it.
12:41You would call me back.
12:42You would call me back.
12:43You're talking how I won your heart.
12:45And I believe it.
12:46I, I, I, I, I, I'm sorry.
12:49I've seen you for the first time.
12:52I, I assure you, that, that, that, that's, that's a mistake.
12:56So all the night was just a mistake, and that's why you didn't call me back.
13:01Oh, shit.
13:04Sir, you have to leave the party.
13:06This is not a place for scandals like this.
13:08And like I said, you don't belong here.
13:12I, I, I, I don't understand.
13:14It's better just, but I do know.
13:17When we met, I went out to the bathroom and saw quite an unusual scene.
13:22To give me emotion, like, more emotion, more emotion, like you are angry, you are very angry at this.
13:29Okay, look, we have to put this Christopher to shame.
13:35But do you want us to get a bunch of angry reviews?
13:38No, no, of course not.
13:39Otherwise we'll lose jobs.
13:42Okay, okay, you can slap me, slap me, slap me.
13:44Okay, let go.
13:46Okay, no, what do you do?
13:49Okay, out.
13:50I know what's going on in here.
13:52Discrimination.
13:55I, I, I can't, cannot believe it.
13:58Come on.
13:59I, I, I am as normal as you are.
14:06And I deserve respect, love, and relationship.
14:11Yeah.
14:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:13It matters what you say, how you say it.
14:16And it's better to express love slowly than to spew it.
14:21Hey, quickly.
14:22Ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:24This is great.
14:25Do you think that you will scare me with your small nonsense talks about rights of stupid creeps like you?
14:35Chris, people like you shouldn't come to parties like this.
14:41People like you shouldn't go out at all.
14:44No.
14:45Produce equally inferior offsprings.
14:49So, good riddance.
14:51Oh, I am, I, I call the hotline.
14:57I guess your director has something to say.
15:03Please.
15:06Have it.
15:07Sir?
15:11Uh, no, that's not what you, that's a, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, mistake.
15:17Uh, uh, are you stuttering?
15:22No, no, no, no, well, well, hmm, hmm, hmm, maybe when I'm nervous.
15:27Oh, now it all makes sense.
15:32You hate stuttering because you cannot accept it in yourself.
15:36Yeah.
15:37Yeah, but trust me, the abusive snub part of your personality is far worse.
15:44People who stutter are as good as anyone else.
15:48Far happy.
15:50More successful than people with rodent souls.
15:56Donna, I, I, I suggest you to, to, to continue our day to head my restaurant.
16:04At your restaurant?
16:06Yeah.
16:06Uh, uh, uh, uh, people who stutter can also be millionaires.
16:12Okay.
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