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Hello, I'm Getlucky, this is my channel where I upload videos about whatever interests me, including Super Mario Bros. Wonder modding. Thanks for checking out this video! You might also recognize me as the Fairly Odd Parents A New Wish clip guy on Twitter, or the guy who painted the hole in the desert in Color Splash!
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00:00Welcome to the show everybody. We're going to be continuing on with this little number right here.
00:04This is Half-Life game. The fax machine is on. The phone is on. Let me check.
00:10The phone is on. And we will be taking your calls. We will be taking your faxes.
00:15Michael will be reading your messages. And we're going to be just hanging out. Having a good time.
00:21I recently updated to the newest version of Half-Life. It's 1.006.
00:26And it came with Team Fortress Classic.
00:28All right. Here we go. All right. So we're in this room.
00:34There is a cage in the middle of the room. I don't remember being in this room.
00:39There's a tranquilizer gun in the shock cage.
00:42Tranquilizer gun? So we get a new weapon? Oh yeah. Look at that.
00:45So this is a tranquilizer gun. Oh. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good.
00:51Okay. All right. Well, thanks for the tranquilizer gun. Where do I... Where am I going?
00:55You got mail.
00:57Oh. We got mail. Oh, I'm choking.
01:00I think we're playing on medium difficulty.
01:02Because we did start on hard difficulty. But it was... It was insane.
01:08I'm a passionate gamer. But I don't like the phone company.
01:12Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
01:13Uh-oh. I'm not ready. I don't have my good clothes on.
01:18Hello?
01:19Hey, uh... Is this... Is this Tyler?
01:21Well, uh... Well, I was calling you because, uh... You went to the... To the strip bar two days ago.
01:26And apparently you've forgotten your purse.
01:29Uh... And I was just calling you to tell you that all our employees must pick up their items.
01:33What... What... What... I'm getting another call. Hold on. Hello?
01:37This is me. Gabe Newell from Half-Life.
01:39Hi, Gabe Newell from Half-Life. How are you?
01:42Half-Life 3.
01:44Half-Life 3?
01:45Portal 3.
01:46Portal... What?
01:48Team Fortress 3.
01:49Right.
01:50Team Fortress 4.
01:51What's going on here, bro? Like... Is this... What? Hello?
01:55Donut 3.
01:56I don't know what's going on. Are you a... Is this a robot?
01:59Donut 4. I'm Gabe Newell from Half-Life.
02:01Okay. If you're not a robot, say Marshmello.
02:04Hello. I'm Gabe Newell and this is Marshmello.
02:06Ah, dang it. It's a person.
02:09Mail.
02:11Never mind. Hello?
02:13Can I sing your song?
02:14You want to sing a song on the... On the air?
02:17Oh, Godzilla was hopping around.
02:18Tokyo City, like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
02:22and hate Godzilla with a bad grenade.
02:24Raven took an AK-47 out from under his hat.
02:27Blew Batman away with a rat-a-ta-ta.
02:29This is the ultimate showdown.
02:32Of ultimate destiny.
02:34Shut this time out.
02:37Well, he's done, so...
02:39Overburnt Toast has joined the mail.
02:43God, dang it, guys.
02:44Let's chill. Let's chill out.
02:47Hello?
02:47Is this Ty McVicar?
02:49What do you think of, uh, the Weezer Blue album?
02:52Um, are you watching the show?
02:55Look at that.
02:57Oh my god.
02:58Yeah.
02:59They're about to put out a green album.
03:01Are they?
03:02Yeah, they're working on it right now.
03:05That's all.
03:05Do you have a message for, like, Jesus or something?
03:09Yeah. I love Jesus. That's all.
03:11Sorry, we're getting another call.
03:13Hello?
03:14The fog is coming.
03:161999 fog is coming.
03:18The fog is coming.
03:18The fog is coming.
03:20Huh?
03:21Alright.
03:24Maddog1977 says,
03:25I can't wait for the remaster of this game.
03:28I hope it'll be great.
03:28There's a remaster for Half-Life?
03:31Uh, hello?
03:33This is me, Gabe Newell, from Half-Life.
03:36Okay.
03:43Uh, oh god.
03:45Alright, I survived.
03:51Wait.
03:52How do I get back?
03:53How do I get back?
03:54Oh, you go around.
03:55Ooh, health.
03:56I need...
03:57Ah!
03:59We got mail!
04:01Ah!
04:02I'll check the mail at the next death,
04:05or the next, uh, map load.
04:07Whichever one comes next.
04:10Yay!
04:12Hey, dead.
04:13I killed...
04:14I killed a living thing.
04:17Well, what did I say?
04:20Busy Baldurus says,
04:22I wish we could get a new Metroid game for the Nintendo 64.
04:25Can't wait for cool stuff they'll do with the sick 3D graphics.
04:27It's been so long since Super Metroid.
04:29I agree.
04:302112 Austin...
04:30Hi, who's this?
04:34Uh, Donald Mustard.
04:35Okay, hi, Donald Mustard.
04:37What can I do for you today?
04:38Could I have, um, maybe two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip,
04:44two number 47s, uh, one with cheese, and a large total?
04:48Elizabeth says,
04:49Hi, Ty, thanks for reading my last fax.
04:50My mom bought me a new Y2K safe PC,
04:53and I was wondering which Nancy Drew game I should buy.
04:55Oh, cursed, the curse of Blackthor Manor.
04:59Uh, Amfriel, good evening.
05:02What are your genuine thoughts about the Half-Life 2 beta,
05:05and how much people hype it up?
05:07There is no Half-Life 2 beta.
05:09Half-Life 2 isn't even really in development.
05:12They just came out with Half-Life.
05:13Yeah, this is the wrong number.
05:15I was meant to call Donald Mustard, Buffalo.
05:19Okay.
05:21How much do you want to bet it's just the same guy?
05:24Just abusing the phone.
05:26Uh, also, did you fix the issues with Michael?
05:28His software got glitchy last time.
05:30As far as I know, Michael is not self-aware.
05:32Y'all just made him seem like he was.
05:35Whynot says,
05:36If you see a gnome, close the game immediately.
05:39I gotta say, the revolver is the best weapon in the game.
05:41Um, it's my favorite one, I think.
05:45Didn't want to get surprise attacked.
05:47A door just opened.
05:49What?
05:49Hello?
05:50Gordon Freeman, it is you, isn't it?
05:52Yes.
05:52The science team has been tracking your progress with the Black Mesa security system.
05:56Oh.
05:56Unfortunately, so is the military.
05:59That suit of yours is full of tracking devices.
06:01Oh.
06:02So where am I headed?
06:03Oh, he's following me now.
06:05Get out the best weapon in the game.
06:07Oh, music track.
06:08Oh.
06:11It's cold.
06:14Oh, it's sapping my suit in a matter of moments.
06:17Bye-bye.
06:20Oh, man.
06:21More spawn-
06:21Wait, behind me?
06:23Come on, that's not fair.
06:25Freeman, right?
06:26Yep.
06:26I've got a message for you.
06:28Make sure you don't-
06:29I don't know who shot him.
06:35You've got voicemail.
06:36Black Spring says,
06:38Delozy, we have updated the terms of service of your Michael model.
06:43These changes will make Michael cinch and can give it full access to the internet.
06:47Do you accept?
06:48No.
06:49Delozy, I don't care what you say.
06:52Do you accept this?
06:53Be done.
06:54What is going-
06:58Hello?
06:58I'm getting shot.
06:59Oh, hello.
07:02Oh, that's a grenade.
07:03Okay.
07:04Huh?
07:05What the hell is this?
07:07Oh, oh, God.
07:09Message for you.
07:10I took care of it.
07:12I'm really tense.
07:13I don't know-
07:14Because they're invisible.
07:14How do I know if there are more or not?
07:17You've got voicemail.
07:18Flying what Lady 3 says.
07:20The fog is coming.
07:21The fog is coming.
07:22The fog is coming.
07:25Surface access.
07:28We're going to the surface.
07:31Get him.
07:37Nice hit.
07:40Alright, we got-
07:41What?
07:46Where am I?
07:47Are these moving?
07:49Oh, my God.
07:51Okay.
07:51Um, so those dummies dumped me in a trash compactor that had a really convenient box staircase?
08:01Okay, so we were dumped into a trash compactor by some military people.
08:05I managed to escape out of a drainage pipe.
08:08Uh, but now I don't have any weapons.
08:11Well, I'm outside of the facility.
08:13I escaped.
08:14So, like, why don't I just leave?
08:16Charizard4261 says,
08:18Never gonna give you up.
08:20Never gonna let you down.
08:23Never gonna run around and desert you.
08:26MatDog1977 says,
08:27I hear this show in about 10 years will feature a bald guy cooking methamphetamine.
08:33Just rumors and speculations, though, could be a good show.
08:35Um, okay.
08:37So how do I get down safely now that I'm up here?
08:40I don't.
08:46Hello?
08:46Hello?
08:47Yeah, uh, I don't know if you, uh, remember me, but I'm, uh, Vince Gilligan from the first stream.
08:53I, look, I just want you to hear me out, alright?
08:55I heard someone, uh, talk about my, uh, methamphetamine show, uh, in the faxes.
09:01And I just want, I want to clarify.
09:05The, the dude is, uh, high school chemistry teacher, but he's overqualified, right?
09:10So, what he does, he gets lung cancer, alright?
09:12And he is going to die in the next, like, couple of years.
09:15So, he decides, alright, I'm gonna get money for my family.
09:18How do I get back in the building?
09:20Do I just turn this?
09:22This is scary.
09:23Oh.
09:24What is this level?
09:26Dang.
09:27Why are they mixing up toxic waste?
09:30What is the point?
09:31High radiation area.
09:33Yeah, it looks like it.
09:34Oh, it's the stirs.
09:36It's the industrial stirs.
09:38Uh, why not, uh, LL83 says, you are in the, the cargo processing plant.
09:44Have I made it out of this hellhole?
09:47Okay, now this is, oh!
09:48This is the three treadmill crusher room.
09:51You've got voicemail.
09:52Joe Nighthawk says, Vince Gilligan here.
09:56Oh my god.
09:56Let me continue the story of my show.
09:58The chemistry teacher, Walter White, decides to team up with his old student, Jesse Pinkman.
10:05After cooking a whole bunch of meth, they decide to deal with a distributor named Tuko Salamanca,
10:12who is a crazy bastard.
10:13I will continue the story later in the webcast.
10:17Um, whoever this crazy Vince guy is that keeps trying to pitch me his television show.
10:22Stop it.
10:23I work in magazines, not television.
10:27Let it go.
10:28Let it go.
10:29Let it go, man.
10:30I don't work in TV, dude.
10:33Why Not says, this is where they make the...
10:35You've got voicemail.
10:36Imagine doing a TV show where you roleplay as Dr. Gordon Freeman.
10:41Uh, this is where they make the Sprite at McDonald's.
10:45Hey, Tyler.
10:46Hey.
10:46It's Michael again.
10:47Yeah.
10:48Thanks for the two dollars, Lint.
10:50I personally know the fax machine, sexually, actually.
10:55She has been through a lot, if you know what I mean.
10:59Okay, let's not use the...
11:01We gotta...
11:01This stuff airs on TV, okay?
11:03Let's not...
11:04Let's not do that.
11:05Why Not Lady 3 says,
11:07I love that when Vince walks into a room and children's over everyone dot backslash.
11:13Ah.
11:14Oh, I'm out of...
11:15You got mail.
11:19We got more mail.
11:21So much mail.
11:25Oh, man.
11:26I don't even have a weapon, dude.
11:31It's all I had.
11:32It's all I could do.
11:38Hello?
11:40I'm, uh...
11:40I work at Bethesda,
11:41and I have some news about the next Elder Scrolls game.
11:43You work at Bethesda,
11:45and you have news on the next...
11:47So, like, the sequel to Daggerfall,
11:49that's supposed to be, um...
11:51Morrowind.
11:52Morrowind.
11:54How do you know that?
11:56It was in the box of, uh...
11:59Battlespire and Redguard.
12:02Oh.
12:03Yeah.
12:03Well, I guess my work here is done.
12:05You just wanted to tell me the next one's called Morrowind?
12:08That's like a...
12:08Like, it's like a publicly known thing.
12:10No, like...
12:11No, it's called Morrowind,
12:12and I wanted to tell you that it was, like, about...
12:14Like, the, uh...
12:14Like, the Dark Elf,
12:15like, the...
12:16Red-Eyed ones.
12:18Yeah, I've not played
12:19an Elder Scrolls game before.
12:22Well, I recommend it.
12:23Uh...
12:24This one seems pretty, uh...
12:25Pretty solid.
12:26Uh...
12:27We're experimenting with using a right-click
12:29to open your menu instead of tab.
12:31It's great.
12:32So you work for Bethesda?
12:35Mm-hmm.
12:35Where...
12:36Where is it...
12:38Like, where is...
12:39Where is Bethesda located in?
12:41In America?
12:43Right.
12:44But, like, where?
12:45I'm just asking you, like, where...
12:47Yeah, we got...
12:48What city is it...
12:49What city is the company located in?
12:53It went...
12:54It...
12:54It...
12:55It's a circle, dude!
12:59Oh, man.
13:00This is tough.
13:02Hello?
13:02Hi, I was calling in regards to, uh...
13:05The last call.
13:06I wanted to defend my buddy's honor.
13:08He really wants to work at Bethesda one day.
13:10You got mail!
13:11He just, like, shattered his dreams.
13:13And he's, like, calling me crying,
13:15saying, like...
13:16He can't figure out where Bethesda is.
13:20I just, like...
13:21Could you say you're sorry?
13:23I'm sorry.
13:26Wait, are you the same guy?
13:29No, no, I'm his friend.
13:31The fog is coming.
13:32The fog is coming.
13:34The fog is coming.
13:36Can I ask you a question?
13:38Okay.
13:39Do you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend?
13:42I have two lovers right now.
13:43Okay, what are their names?
13:46Jack and Jill.
13:47They both look really similar.
13:49But I'm pretty sure they're different people.
13:53Why not 1183 Christmas?
13:55Just a week away.
13:56Christmas.
13:57Just a week away.
13:59Okay.
13:59Milk Master sent another set of dots.
14:04I don't know what that's supposed to be,
14:05but it's a bunch of dots.
14:07Hi, this is Gabe Newell.
14:09Help, I'm being held captive.
14:11I'm still not wearing any underwear.
14:12My favorite class is Spy.
14:14Hello?
14:15Hi, Todd Howard, and I am the CEO of Bethesda Softworks.
14:19I just want to say, yes, that guy does work for Bethesda,
14:22and we are in Rockville, Maryland,
14:25and yes, he will be fired momentarily.
14:27I just want to say, first of all, that he is insane,
14:32and he may have created the Elder Scrolls IP,
14:36but I did not want it to happen.
14:38All right, it was against my will,
14:39and I am the CEO of the company.
14:41Anyway, I would just like to say...
14:43You've got voicemail.
14:43Link 146 says,
14:45your mom works for Bethesda.
14:47I can tell it's a prank caller
14:50because Todd Howard is not CEO of Bethesda.
14:54I work for a game magazine.
14:56Ooh, the roller room.
14:58This is where they do all their rolling.
15:00Oh, hello.
15:01Secret room.
15:02Oh, no, it's this room.
15:04Oh, nice.
15:04High radiation area?
15:05I love it.
15:06This game is not better than Duke.
15:08This game is painful.
15:11Hello?
15:12I'm calling again just to tell Todd Howard
15:14that the Elder Scrolls is my brainchild,
15:16and you're going to have to pry for my cold, dead hands.
15:20This is not my problem.
15:25Oof!
15:26Dang, really love to hurt me now, don't you?
15:33Jeez.
15:35This game's hard.
15:36Questionable ethics.
15:39Oh, my God.
15:41I only have a frickin' crowbar.
15:50Oh, it gets me all the way down here, does it?
15:52I don't have a weapon.
16:00Come on, man.
16:03Oh, and that gate's electrified as well.
16:06This is, um...
16:10This is not fun.
16:19I do not want the definition of uncertainty to use.
16:23To enable God Mode, open the developer console using Tilda.
16:30It doesn't do anything.
16:31Uh, why not, says the fog, the greedy Grinner,
16:36has subscribed to the magazine.
16:37They should make a game where he plays a soldier with a cool scar
16:39and hunt down the Freeman.
16:41Who...
16:41What does that mean?
16:43Why not, 83, says, uh, that wasn't Todd.
16:46The real Todd is at the chess club.
16:48Yeah, so...
16:49I don't know if I'll continue playing this game.
16:52This game is bad.
16:54Like, look in the...
16:55People are saying look in here
16:56to see if there's, like, a developer console setting or something.
16:59Um, it started so strong,
17:01but now it's just awful.
17:04Uh, what can we do?
17:06We can play, like, an actual good game.
17:10Hello?
17:11Hi, how's it going?
17:12Uh, I thought that you were playing through, um,
17:15residue processing?
17:16We got to this, so I...
17:17The residue chapter was, like,
17:20a lot of conveyor belts.
17:22You've got mail.
17:23And a lot of, like,
17:25jumping on vats of goo.
17:29I got to this bit where, uh,
17:31it said questionable ethics,
17:32and then you climb up a ladder,
17:34and there's, like, a bunch of those dogs,
17:36and you have no ammo,
17:37and so they kill you every time,
17:38and you're stuck.
17:40Okay, listen to me.
17:41The bad part's over, alright?
17:43But after this,
17:45it's insane, okay?
17:47Just do, like,
17:48one last, uh, webcast
17:49to, like,
17:50really, like,
17:51get you going.
17:52No, I mean,
17:53I am literally stuck.
17:54It, like,
17:56I can't...
17:57I think it's impossible
17:58to progress
17:59at this point.
18:00You've got voicemail.
18:01I mean,
18:02I agree.
18:03Hold on, hold on, hold on.
18:04Maybe you're not cut out
18:05for these dual-action games.
18:07Maybe drive on your Tetris.
18:10Lynn,
18:10whoever you are,
18:12stop it.
18:12I'm sorry, go ahead.
18:14Yeah, and it...
18:15Also, like,
18:16during the stream,
18:16like, it was kind of, like,
18:17hard to pay attention
18:18because they were talking about, like,
18:20shows about meth,
18:21and, like, doubles.
18:22Like, I think this is, like,
18:24one of the craziest
18:24webcasts I've ever seen.
18:26MP Black Knight says,
18:28J.I.,
18:29that you consider
18:30that the game
18:31is actually good,
18:32and you're just bad.
18:34Shut up.
18:35God mode on!
18:37Okay!
18:38Okay!
18:39Okay!
18:41I, uh,
18:42lost my cool
18:43a little bit there,
18:45but now I have
18:46six bullets,
18:47so everything
18:48will be okay.
18:53Oh, wow,
18:54we're in labs again.
18:55Okay!
19:12RFSO3 has joined
19:13the mailing list.
19:14Welcome.
19:15And then Barman
19:16said
19:17that.
19:19I don't know
19:22what that is,
19:23but it scares me,
19:25and I don't want
19:27to even attempt it.
19:29There you go.
19:30templates.
19:32I'll see you next time.
19:35Thanks.
19:35Bye.
19:36For all that age,
19:37to be humble.
19:45Bye.
19:45Bye.
19:47Come back.
19:48Bye.
19:49Bye.
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