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  • 5/21/2025
When three childhood best friends pull a prank gone wrong, they invent the imaginary Ricky Stanicky to get them out of t | dG1fN3R3NEY5R1hiZ1E
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00:00Stinecki! What up, man?
00:02Stinecki! What up, man?
00:04Are you serious?
00:05Have someone call me when you get out of surgery, all right?
00:07You should drive out there.
00:08Ricky's been there for you guys your whole lives.
00:10The devil's in the details, my friend.
00:12It worked!
00:13Atlantic City, here we come!
00:14What we got?
00:15Ricky's cancer's back.
00:16Why does it have to be cancer?
00:17Won't everybody get worried?
00:18Yeah.
00:19And that's gonna take us right into the World Series.
00:24To Ricky Stinecki!
00:26The best friend we never had.
00:28Mmm.
00:30My baby's gonna be born six weeks early.
00:32I was born six weeks early.
00:33Oh, shit!
00:34I wanna know where the hell you guys were tonight.
00:37We called every hospital and there was no record of a Ricky Stinecki.
00:41You know, all we did was tell one lie.
00:43Hundreds and hundreds of times over many, many years.
00:45If the truth does come out, my marriage is over.
00:47What if we hire an actor to play Stinecki?
00:51Rock, hard, rock.
00:53X-rated rock and roll impersonator.
00:55I do a whole act.
00:56Wall to wall, top to bottom, jizz jams.
00:58Thanks for coming out tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
00:59So horny to be here.
01:00This is a really bad idea.
01:02Oh, Jesus.
01:05I've been cold turkey in the booze.
01:06Ricky Stinecki's in the program, remember?
01:08Oh, Rod.
01:09It's not what you think it is.
01:11It's just piss.
01:12I want you to admit that Ricky Stinecki does not exist.
01:13Hey, my spooker!
01:14Stinecki!
01:15Oh, yes!
01:16This is Ted Summerhays, my boss.
01:17Ted, nice to meet you.
01:18Digging the suit in the seedlings, man.
01:19The seedlings.
01:20The hair plugs are new, right?
01:21This is my hair.
01:22We're gonna lose our jobs.
01:23That's my best friend.
01:24She a real baby.
01:25On the dance floor.
01:26Epic night.
01:27Am I right, guys?
01:28I was really taken with your friend Stinecki.
01:29He's got brass balls on him, that guy.
01:31That's why I hired him.
01:32That's awesome.
01:33You just said...
01:34What did you say?
01:35Just say it one more time?
01:36We can't let him out of our sight.
01:37Not only did I miss the birth of my son, but I let some porno Peter Frampton impersonate
01:39her.
01:40That's why I hired him.
01:41That's awesome.
01:42You just said...
01:43What did you say?
01:44Just say it one more time?
01:45We can't let him out of our sight.
01:46Not only did I miss the birth of my son, but I let some porno Peter Frampton impersonate
01:47her.
01:48Snip his...
01:49And we're done.
01:50Stinecki?
01:51You are unbelievable.
01:52Show's over, Rod.
01:53It's Ricky.
01:54Ricky Stinecki isn't real.
01:55My job sucked.
01:56I had no friends.
01:57But now I have all those things.
01:58Are you a fraud, sir?
01:59What are you talking about?
02:00It's Ricky.
02:01Ricky Stinecki isn't real.
02:02My job sucked.
02:03I had no friends.
02:04But now I have all those things.
02:05Are you a fraud, sir?
02:06What are you talking about?
02:07It's Ricky.
02:08Ricky Stinecki isn't real.
02:13We gotta get rid of him.
02:18Every time he tries to make a point, it's like he's smoking invisible dogs.
02:21Dear God, it's true.
02:22To support.
02:23Now it looks like I'm cupping the balls.

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