03:29Sergeant First Class Morris, attached to Task Force Griffin, stationed at Camp Eisenhower. It's right over that ridge.
03:33No such place as Camp Eisenhower. Sure there is. You just didn't know about it. It's subterranean.
03:38Bullshit, that's where you're from. Your station did Camp Bullshit, and you drink from a Camelback full of lies.
03:47CIA built it back in 2002, right after the invasion. It's just another part of our hearts and minds strategy.
03:56And let me guess, it's part of some secret squirrel-op, and you got all kinds of crazy sciency shit under there, including fucking nightmares. Like that thing.
04:05Well, that thing is codename Project Barghast. It was on patrol with us last night when it started acting unpatriotic, and treated my team like a Afghani buffet.
04:17Barghast? That's a stupid fucking name for a honey badger.
04:21Barghast is not a honey badger. It's a genetically engineered grizzly bear with a shit ton of mechanical augmentation. It's like a tank with fur, retractable anti-personnel titanium talons, diamond carbine canines, all wrapped in a solid inch of ballistic resistant gel under its skin.
04:40Small arms won't do jack shit, and even grenades won't hurt it. Unless you get lucky, which you won't. Can you kill it with that?
04:47This piece of shit? Nah, it's supposed to be a remote control. But the only thing that works is this setting that says, fuck off.
04:53Come on, guys. Let's go to that base you don't think exists.
04:57Where else are?
04:59Why not? I doubt this shit could get anywhere.
05:02It's right here. It's right there. It's there. There's the fucking rock. It's fucking there.
05:09It appears the secret back entrance to your secret CIA base is so extra fucking secret, even you can't find it.
05:16This ain't find it. Sorry, we got permission to die now?
05:19Get in there, Tholen. Get in there.
05:21Oh, here it is.
05:23Ah, yet.
05:25Amazing.
05:27Guessing it wasn't like this when you left. No, fucking wasn't. Well, personally, I love what they've done with the place.
05:46All right. Let's get some proper fucking ordinance and kill the shit out of this fucking thing.
