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  • 5/20/2025

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00:00I'm going to do a terrific show today, because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone
00:12it, people like me.
00:16Hello, I'm Stuart Smalley.
00:19Ever since I was a kid, I knew there was something wrong with my family.
00:25My father grew up in the Great Depression, his mother's, so he wasn't very supportive.
00:33Is Sir Eatalog getting a little nervous?
00:37And my mother was much better at cooking than nurturing.
00:41What was your name again?
00:42Waste of space.
00:44Which is probably why I became kind of a guru of the self-help movement.
00:49Darn you, Mom!
00:50Darn you, Mom!
00:51I suppose I'm such a success, because my childhood was such a challenge.
00:57I remember you when you were this high and this wide.
01:02As for my family?
01:03Sure.
01:04We all want to go home and save our families, but we can't.
01:08Yeah.
01:08Well, they haven't changed much.
01:11Shut up, man!
01:12Shut up!
01:13Okay, Jody, look, I would never ordinarily say this, but, um, is there any way you can
01:19get to a pound cake?
01:21Stewart saves his family.
01:22All right!
01:23Yeah!
01:24Yeah!
01:25Whoa!
01:26I'm told for a drink!
01:27You'll laugh, because it's not your family.
01:30It's everyone crazy!
01:31You'll cry, because it is.
01:34Well, that's the Smalley family.
01:37Uh, we're, you know, dysfunctional.
01:39But who?
01:40Who isn't?
01:40feasting and devoting,
01:42What do you feel like?
01:45l ages,
01:46what?
01:48It's all good.
01:51What?
01:54Are you sure of them?
01:57Oh, yeah.
02:05Uh, huh!

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