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00:01Wait, wait, let me explain something to you.
00:03Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski.
00:06I'm the dude.
00:07You know, uh, that or, uh, his dudeness or, uh, duder or, uh, you know, El Duderino,
00:14if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
00:16Are you employed, Mr. Lebowski?
00:20Employed?
00:22You like sex, Mr. Lebowski.
00:24Is this your only ID?
00:26You got the wrong guy. I'm the dude.
00:28Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski.
00:32Jeff Lebowski, the other Lebowski, the millionaire.
00:36I received this friend some notes this morning.
00:39This is a bummer, man.
00:41They want you to take the money and knock his courier.
00:43What the hell is this?
00:46My dirty onions, dude. The whites.
00:48Let's take that hill!
00:50Why should we settle for 20 grand when we can keep the entire million?
00:54I know you're mixed up in all this.
00:56Playing one side against the other in bed with everybody.
00:59Blow them.
01:00Huh?
01:01Fabulous stuff.
01:02What?
01:03Who's sitting on a million dollars?
01:04We want some money.
01:07Sitting in the trunk of our car.
01:08Where's my damn money?
01:10Say, dude, where is your car?
01:13Who's got your undies, Walter?
01:15This is a very complicated case, Ma.
01:21A lot of ins, a lot of outs.
01:23Is this your homework, Larry?
01:25And I would like my undies back.
01:28A lot of strands to keep in my head, man.
01:32Hey, careful, man. There's a beverage here, huh?
01:35I like your style, dude.
01:37I have no choice but to tell these bums to do whatever is necessary to recover their money from you.
01:45They were Nazis, dude?
01:46They were nihilists, man.
01:48They kept saying they believed in nothing.
01:50Better run through the jungle.
01:52Better run through the jungle.
01:56You figured, oh, here's a loser, you know, a deadbeat.
02:03Well, aren't ya?
02:04Well, yeah.
02:06You cannot drag this negative energy into the tournament.
02:09Jeffrey.
02:10Bond?
02:11Love me.
02:13That's my robe.
02:17I'm throwing rocks tonight.
02:18It don't matter to Jesus.
02:20This could be a lot more complex.
02:28I mean, it's not just...
02:29It might not be just such a simple, you know?