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00:00:00No big deal, Kelsey.
00:00:10You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:00:13Yeah, I'm out of here.
00:00:17Kelsey!
00:00:18Come on!
00:00:19We haven't been to a real party in a week.
00:00:20I think these guys are gross.
00:00:21So?
00:00:22You're not here to meet the love of your life.
00:00:23Just the love of your night.
00:00:25Yeah.
00:00:27No.
00:00:29Oh my God.
00:00:34Ben Lawson?
00:00:40Claremore College's resident party boy.
00:00:45Fuck boy.
00:00:46Whatever you want to call him.
00:00:47Good for a good time, not a long time.
00:00:48Makes up for it by being extremely pot.
00:00:52Hot.
00:00:57Way to go, loser.
00:01:00Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
00:01:02Good thing I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?
00:01:07Ben!
00:01:08You're soaked.
00:01:09And that's Skye.
00:01:10Ben's on again, mostly off again ex.
00:01:13Let me help.
00:01:16Ha!
00:01:21I'm gonna go dry off, it's fine.
00:01:23I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest.
00:01:26Thought that you'd win anyway.
00:01:28Actually, it's not a contest.
00:01:32Come with me, let's get you some dry clothes.
00:01:36Who was that girl?
00:01:38She's in my classes.
00:01:40Major weirdo.
00:01:42Well, Ben seems pretty into her.
00:01:46Weird.
00:01:47She's definitely gonna be a bit big on you.
00:01:49Kelsey.
00:01:57Have we met before, Kelsey?
00:02:00Probably not.
00:02:01I mean, I've never actually been to a frat party before.
00:02:10Okay, you can turn around.
00:02:16Well, um, I'm so glad we met.
00:02:19Because I happen to be an expert at frat party.
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00:03:12Yeah!
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00:03:16I'm sorry.
00:03:17It's kind of like…
00:03:18It's kind of, like, a mess, um…
00:03:19It's cool.
00:03:20You're into fashion.
00:03:21I like it.
00:03:22But what is that?
00:03:24Those are my grandma's rules.
00:03:29She's actually like the one who got me into Claremore.
00:03:32And she's kind of, um...
00:03:35strict.
00:03:38Mm-hmm.
00:03:39Mm-hmm.
00:03:40But, um, I've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me, so...
00:03:44How's that going for you so far?
00:03:46I don't know. I kind of like breaking the rules.
00:03:49Me too.
00:03:52Okay.
00:04:03Wait.
00:04:05I've never done a one-night stand before.
00:04:07This is a one-night stand?
00:04:09I mean, you are like the king of hookups.
00:04:13I have been told I happen to be very, very good at hookups.
00:04:31That really happened.
00:04:34Okay.
00:04:49Man, it's over.
00:04:51He's gone.
00:04:52And I'll probably never see him again.
00:05:04Well, so much for that.
00:05:18Now the hard part.
00:05:21How do I tell Ben Lawson that he is having a baby?
00:05:25Can't you just text him?
00:05:27Yeah, I don't really think he wants me to text him.
00:05:31Or talk to him, for that matter.
00:05:34Ever again.
00:05:52Ah-ha! Sir Ben!
00:05:54Back from another noble conquest, I presume.
00:05:57Bro, don't call it that.
00:05:59And why not, good sir?
00:06:01Didst thou not ravish thine lady?
00:06:04No. I mean, yeah, but...
00:06:06I don't know, man. I kind of felt like more than that this time.
00:06:09Dude, you can't be serious.
00:06:16Alright, rule one.
00:06:18Never leave a fellow single behind.
00:06:21Rule two. Say yes to trouble.
00:06:24And rule three.
00:06:27Don't catch feelings.
00:06:34Dude.
00:06:36Dude.
00:06:37It's for your own good.
00:06:38Dude, what are you doing?
00:06:44Hunter.
00:06:45Bro.
00:06:47Match after match.
00:06:48What are you doing? Knock it off.
00:06:50Give it back.
00:06:51I told you, bro. Plenty of fish in the sea.
00:06:55I'm sure there's an explanation for it.
00:06:58Ben was totally smitten with you.
00:07:06Okay, don't freak out.
00:07:08But I just matched with Ben.
00:07:13But I just matched with Ben.
00:07:17Wow.
00:07:19You know what, I knew he was a player, but this is like next level.
00:07:22It hasn't even been an hour since he left.
00:07:27Mary.
00:07:29Right. Sorry.
00:07:31I'm matching with him right now.
00:07:42Oh my god, wait, that asshole just texted me.
00:07:45Sorry about earlier, I had fun last night.
00:07:48Would love to hang out again sometime with a smiley face emoji?
00:07:53What? A player?
00:07:55Maybe he means it.
00:07:57Yeah right, do you really think he means it if he's messing around on the apps?
00:08:00Maybe he matched me by mistake.
00:08:03Or maybe you're not exclusive.
00:08:09So, you don't think it's gross to sleep with someone, leave,
00:08:14match with their best friend on some app,
00:08:17and then pretend that he wants to hang out with her again?
00:08:22Yes.
00:08:25No?
00:08:27Wait, can you repeat the question?
00:08:30This is super confusing.
00:08:37No, you're right. You should stick to what you're good at.
00:08:39Hooking up. That's all it ever was and that's all it ever will be.
00:08:43Have a nice life.
00:08:47Bye.
00:09:10What does that mean? Why won't it send?
00:09:14I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:19I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:22What the hell?
00:09:25What do I do now?
00:09:27Gotta do it the old-fashioned way.
00:09:29Stalk him until you can confront him IRL.
00:09:44No!
00:09:46No!
00:09:48No!
00:09:58Let's go eat dinner.
00:09:59Okay.
00:10:10Ben, I, um...
00:10:13I guess you're always late.
00:10:22Why can't I stop puking?
00:10:25Because you're super pregnant, girl.
00:10:29I can't take this anymore.
00:10:39Ben Lawson! Why do you keep avoiding me?
00:10:44Ugh.
00:10:49You idiot.
00:10:50No, it's not avoiding someone if they text you to have a nice life.
00:10:53Okay, well, I'm sorry about that, but...
00:10:54I thought it was just a one-night stand.
00:10:56You were.
00:10:57Yeah, that's what people do after a one-night stand.
00:10:59They don't talk to each other anymore.
00:11:02Ben!
00:11:03Shh.
00:11:13What?
00:11:20Political and economic shifts.
00:11:24Um, from ancient civilization to modern...
00:11:30MC Ben Benny Boy Lawson.
00:11:34Hunter definitely read this.
00:11:36Who?
00:11:37The guy that I met the night you and Ben...
00:11:40You know.
00:11:41We've actually been hanging out more, and I think...
00:11:44Okay, look, you're missing the point, okay?
00:11:46I mean, this is finally my chance to confront Ben.
00:11:48So you're gonna go?
00:11:50I mean, if I can find something to wear.
00:11:53I mean, my clothes haven't really been fitting recently.
00:11:55Like, if you don't...
00:11:59Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but I just wanted to let you know
00:12:02that tonight's party is actually a toga party.
00:12:06That doesn't say it on there.
00:12:09Hunter didn't know how to spell toga, so he just left it off.
00:12:13Maybe I should stop hooking up with him.
00:12:16He really is dumb.
00:12:17So you're not going?
00:12:23Thanks, Skye. That was actually really nice of you, for once.
00:12:28Don't mention it.
00:12:39Oh.
00:12:41This isn't a toga party, is it?
00:12:43What's a toga?
00:12:48I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:12:53Benny? Where have you been?
00:13:00Everyone at the party wants you. Especially me.
00:13:04Skye, I already told you. I don't think we should be together.
00:13:08What about just for tonight?
00:13:11I'm tired of your mind games. You're always planning something.
00:13:14Right now, I'm just planning on kissing you.
00:13:34No, I'm really gonna be sick.
00:13:36Kelsey!
00:13:49Kelsey! Wait!
00:13:52Wow. Ditching me for that loser? It's like you have feelings for him.
00:13:56You know what, Skye? Maybe I do.
00:13:59Maybe I do.
00:14:04So? Did you tell him?
00:14:07You know, in hindsight, telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party?
00:14:10Not such a great idea.
00:14:13You can't keep putting this off, Kelsey.
00:14:16You know, maybe I shouldn't even tell him at all.
00:14:19I mean, it's not like Ben Lawson is gonna want to settle down and play house.
00:14:24Hmm. No.
00:14:26You know, if it's up to me, Ben is never gonna know about this.
00:14:31Baby?
00:14:33This is too good.
00:14:38I can't believe you talked me into this.
00:14:41I need a drink.
00:14:42Okay, it's only a matter of time until you start, you know, showing.
00:14:47This could be our last hurrah.
00:14:49Yeah, more like your last hurrah.
00:14:51But, whatever.
00:14:54Ooh, I'm gonna go check out this night.
00:15:00Kelsey!
00:15:01Where's your drink?
00:15:02You can't be caught empty-handed on senior night.
00:15:06Hmm. No. I'm okay, Skye.
00:15:08No! Here!
00:15:10I insist.
00:15:12Yeah, I'm really not in the mood.
00:15:14Come on. It's just one beer. It can't hurt, right?
00:15:18No, Skye.
00:15:24Oh!
00:15:25Yo!
00:15:27What's going on?
00:15:28Yeah, Kelsey. Why don't you tell Ben what's going on?
00:15:32Knock it off, Skye. She doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to.
00:15:35Yeah, you're right. That would probably be bad for the baby.
00:15:42Baby?
00:15:44What baby?
00:15:49Kelsey, what baby?
00:15:51Come on.
00:15:54Oh. Awkward.
00:15:56Yeah, for you. Why would you do that to her? You really are a heartless bitch.
00:16:01But...
00:16:02I don't want to see you around Kelsey. Or me. Ever.
00:16:08Looks like your days partying at Sigma House are over.
00:16:17Come here, E. I just want to be alone right now, okay?
00:16:19Okay.
00:16:22Please.
00:16:31It's the baby mine.
00:16:33Kelsey, it's the baby mine.
00:16:34Kelsey!
00:16:36Would it matter if it was?
00:16:39Would it matter if it was?
00:16:41Of course it would matter if it was mine.
00:16:43Because you're...
00:16:46I'm what?
00:16:47You.
00:16:48You're Ben Lawson. You're like the king of hookups.
00:16:51The prince of partying. The sultan of sex.
00:16:55I'm just...
00:16:57I'm me.
00:16:58And I don't do one night stands.
00:17:01With you. And only you. So...
00:17:05Yeah, the baby's yours, Ben.
00:17:08Look, I don't sleep around, okay?
00:17:10And when I do, the one time that I do, I don't pretend that it doesn't mean anything.
00:17:16Hold on.
00:17:17I never said that.
00:17:19You said that.
00:17:20You literally matched with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here,
00:17:24and you're still messing around with Sky.
00:17:26Not on any apps. And about Sky...
00:17:28Look, Ben, it doesn't even matter. You can do whatever it is that you want to do, okay?
00:17:32But I'm keeping this baby whether you like it or not.
00:17:36I mean, my mom was a single mom, and I turned out fine.
00:17:40I mean, I'm 21 and pregnant. Like, super broke.
00:17:43But I'm fine!
00:17:44I want to be a part of this baby's life.
00:17:45Look, I know you...
00:17:47Wait, you do?
00:17:50Yes. More than anything.
00:17:53My mom was alone. My dad was never around.
00:17:57I promised myself that if I ever had kids, I'd do anything for them.
00:18:02What about Sigma and all of your friends and... Sky?
00:18:06I don't care about that anymore.
00:18:09You know, someone wise recently inspired me
00:18:12to stop thinking about what everyone thinks and just live my life for myself.
00:18:18I know what it's like to go through life alone.
00:18:23But all in goes.
00:18:25You let me.
00:18:38Grandma?
00:18:39I know your little secret.
00:18:43You broke one of my rules, Kelsey Barrington.
00:18:48I don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:50I think you do.
00:18:52I want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning.
00:18:58Wow, she just hung up on me.
00:19:00Who was that?
00:19:01That was my grandma.
00:19:05The one who made the rules.
00:19:07All right.
00:19:09The one who made the rules.
00:19:11The whole reason the rules exist is because...
00:19:15My mom got pregnant with me in college.
00:19:19And she had to drop out and raise me all by herself.
00:19:23Alone.
00:19:25And my grandma didn't want that to happen to me, so...
00:19:28Now it has.
00:19:31But you're not alone.
00:19:34I'm right here.
00:19:36You're not here for me. We're not together.
00:19:41Remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone?
00:19:45Yeah.
00:19:47Ben Lawson.
00:19:50I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:19:55Well, like, my fake boyfriend.
00:20:00What?
00:20:01Okay, look. My grandma might know about the baby, but she doesn't know about you or us.
00:20:05And if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship,
00:20:09she just might let me stay in school, graduate, or, you know...
00:20:14Like, live.
00:20:16Okay, but a fake relationship?
00:20:19Okay, well, I wouldn't expect you to actually date me.
00:20:21You can still go off and sleep around.
00:20:25Do whatever you want to do, okay?
00:20:27But, I mean, if Skye thought we were dating, then she might leave you alone.
00:20:31I mean, if that's what you want.
00:20:34Okay.
00:20:36Hear me out.
00:20:39Or we could, I don't know, actually date.
00:20:44You know, like, make this work for the baby.
00:20:49I don't want to be your pity girlfriend, Ben.
00:20:51Look, I don't want to be Skye or another one of your fangirls.
00:20:57I just want to survive senior year.
00:21:02So?
00:21:04What do you say?
00:21:10Okay, let's do this.
00:21:14But, shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better?
00:21:17Just so?
00:21:18But, shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better?
00:21:20Just so people don't get suspicious?
00:21:23I like your thinking, Wilson.
00:21:30Welcome to Ben and Kelsey 101.
00:21:38Alright.
00:21:40Time to hit the books.
00:21:49Okay, what is my dog's name?
00:21:53Sir Fluffington, no wait.
00:21:56Wrong, Sir Douglas McFluffington.
00:21:59Oh, okay.
00:22:01Okay, what's the name of my cat?
00:22:03Easy.
00:22:04Hannah.
00:22:06And what kind of crazy person has a human name, not a pet name?
00:22:10Okay, because Sir Douglas Fluffington the third is so much better.
00:22:16Okay.
00:22:18What do I want to be when I grow up?
00:22:20Another easy one.
00:22:21You want to be a fashion designer.
00:22:24I hate to break it to you, but you are a grown up.
00:22:27You're having a kid soon.
00:22:28Oh, shh.
00:22:31What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:33I am also having a kid soon.
00:22:35It's kind of funny how that works.
00:22:37No, like, what do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:42I don't know, actually.
00:22:44Wait, so you're a senior in college and you haven't thought about the future?
00:22:52Honestly, I didn't think I was going to make it this far.
00:22:57I was never really good at school and...
00:23:01Wait.
00:23:03A dad.
00:23:05I've always wanted to be a dad.
00:23:07Looks like my dreams are coming true.
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:12Okay.
00:23:13The most important question.
00:23:17Where did we meet?
00:23:19A frat party?
00:23:20No, not IRL.
00:23:21Like, our backstory.
00:23:23Our fake backstory.
00:23:24Um, I was walking Sir Douglas McFluffington the sixth at the park.
00:23:28There's a sixth one?
00:23:29Fake backstory, remember?
00:23:31Keep up, Kelsey.
00:23:32Sorry.
00:23:40Crap!
00:23:42What's wrong?
00:23:46What's wrong?
00:23:47Is it the baby?
00:23:48No, I'm late for my meeting with my grandma.
00:23:51No, Ben, that's really cute.
00:23:52You know, the modesty thing and everything.
00:23:54But, I mean, we've slept together and we're kind of having a baby.
00:23:57So, I mean, there's kind of no need.
00:24:00Yeah.
00:24:02What?
00:24:06Oh, shit.
00:24:07I didn't bring a change of clothes.
00:24:08I didn't think I was going to spend the night.
00:24:10Yeah.
00:24:11Alright, well, I'm going to go home and change.
00:24:12I'll catch up with you later.
00:24:15You will?
00:24:16Yeah, what kind of fake boyfriend do you think I am?
00:24:18Oh, I'm sorry.
00:24:19I'm sorry.
00:24:20I'm sorry.
00:24:21I'm sorry.
00:24:22I'm sorry.
00:24:23I'm sorry.
00:24:24I'm sorry.
00:24:25I'm sorry.
00:24:26I'm sorry.
00:24:27I'm sorry.
00:24:28I'm sorry.
00:24:29I'm sorry.
00:24:30What kind of fake boyfriend do you think I am?
00:24:31Or, you could come with me to my meeting with my grandma.
00:24:34I mean, that's what a real fake boyfriend would do.
00:24:38Okay, yeah.
00:24:40But you should, um, put a shirt on.
00:24:46Right.
00:24:52Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:55You're meeting your grandma here?
00:24:58Yeah, yeah.
00:24:59She works here.
00:25:00Your grandmother is Dean Barrington?
00:25:03The head of the entire school?
00:25:05Duh.
00:25:06You didn't think to tell me that?
00:25:07After we studied each other's entire lives last night?
00:25:10Ben, you know my last name.
00:25:12And I told you that my grandma works for Claremore.
00:25:14Yeah, that could literally mean anything.
00:25:16I can't believe you didn't put two and two together.
00:25:19Uh.
00:25:22Okay, I'm really late.
00:25:23Are you coming?
00:25:27Mmm.
00:25:33I'm sure you know why I called you in today.
00:25:37Well, Grandma, I...
00:25:41Sorry, honey.
00:25:45And who in God's green earth is this?
00:25:48Well, Grandma, this is...
00:25:50I am Kelsey's boyfriend, Ben.
00:25:58I've heard so many nice things about you.
00:26:00So good to meet you.
00:26:01Have you?
00:26:02Of course.
00:26:04I know who you are, Mr. Lawson.
00:26:07Academic probation, suspension.
00:26:11Yeah, that incident at the Sigma house with the hamster.
00:26:15Total misunderstanding.
00:26:16You might know, Dean Barrington,
00:26:18that my grades this last semester
00:26:20actually earned me the title of most improved
00:26:23on the academic honor roll.
00:26:24That may be.
00:26:26But the question still remains,
00:26:28why is he here?
00:26:30Well, Grandma,
00:26:32whatever you have to tell me,
00:26:34you can say in front of Ben.
00:26:37Yeah.
00:26:38Very well.
00:26:39Kelsey, as you know,
00:26:41I must hold you to the highest academic
00:26:44and professional standards
00:26:45because you represent me.
00:26:49And thus,
00:26:51Claremore College.
00:26:54Lest you forget,
00:26:55I helped you get into Claremore.
00:26:59I know I'm strict with you,
00:27:02but according to this video,
00:27:04you've broken one of my cardinal rules.
00:27:11Uh,
00:27:12I can actually explain
00:27:13what's going on in that video for you.
00:27:17Ooh, that's cold.
00:27:19Hashtag justice for beer girl.
00:27:24Now, who would waste
00:27:25a perfectly good beer like that?
00:27:28How did Liang talk?
00:27:29If it were me,
00:27:30I'd be suing the girl
00:27:31who put beer on my designer dress.
00:27:33Even if it was last season.
00:27:36Rule number two,
00:27:38stay out of trouble.
00:27:40Does this look like
00:27:41you're staying out of trouble?
00:27:45So, she doesn't know that I'm pregnant.
00:27:50Well, young lady,
00:27:52that's actually my ex-girlfriend in that video.
00:27:54And I told her to stay away from Kelsey,
00:27:56but she never listens.
00:27:59Everything you saw in that video
00:28:00is all my fault.
00:28:02That may be,
00:28:03but Kelsey knows better
00:28:05than to get involved
00:28:06with drama like this.
00:28:08If you don't clean up your act,
00:28:10I will not be able
00:28:11to let you take part
00:28:13in the senior fashion show.
00:28:16Grandma,
00:28:17the whole reason that I wanted
00:28:18to go to Claremore
00:28:19was for the fashion show.
00:28:21I mean, it could completely
00:28:22make or break my career.
00:28:23Marissa Liang from House of Liang
00:28:24is going to be there.
00:28:26And you know it's my dream
00:28:27to work for her.
00:28:28I cannot allow anything
00:28:30that would tarnish
00:28:31the reputation of this university
00:28:34and mine.
00:28:36Rules are rules.
00:28:38Don't break them
00:28:39and this won't be an issue.
00:28:48Thank you, Dean Barrington.
00:28:49It was so good to meet you.
00:28:51Actually, Mr. Lawson,
00:28:54why don't you stay behind
00:28:55and we'll have a little chat.
00:28:58Kelsey,
00:28:59please close the door behind you.
00:29:08Oh, crap.
00:29:09What if he slips up
00:29:10and tells her about the baby?
00:29:14So let's cut to the chase,
00:29:15shall we, Mr. Lawson?
00:29:18What are your intentions
00:29:19with my granddaughter?
00:29:20I'm not really sure
00:29:21what you mean.
00:29:22Well, I hope you're not
00:29:23dating her for her money.
00:29:24She doesn't have any.
00:29:26Her mother was disowned
00:29:27from the Barrington family
00:29:29fortune years ago.
00:29:32Kelsey is here
00:29:33on a financial aid
00:29:35provided by my office.
00:29:38Hence, the need for her
00:29:39to apply the rules.
00:29:41I can assure you
00:29:42I was completely unaware
00:29:43of any family fortune.
00:29:46My sources tell me
00:29:47that you can date and have
00:29:50nearly every girl
00:29:51in this school.
00:29:53So why my granddaughter?
00:29:55With all due respect,
00:29:56Dean Barrington,
00:29:57are you being serious?
00:30:00I haven't known Kelsey
00:30:01for a very long time.
00:30:03This is all really new to me.
00:30:05I know my reputation
00:30:06still precedes me
00:30:07for being a guy, you know,
00:30:08who doesn't, like,
00:30:09settle down, but, um,
00:30:12I'm starting to believe
00:30:14I'm not the right guy
00:30:15for Kelsey.
00:30:16I'm sure you're not.
00:30:18But I would sure be damned
00:30:21if I didn't try to be.
00:30:23Kelsey, man,
00:30:24she's brilliant.
00:30:26Like, I love the way
00:30:28her mind works,
00:30:29her designs, her style.
00:30:32She just knows exactly
00:30:33what she wants for herself.
00:30:34There's not only one reason,
00:30:35Dean Barrington.
00:30:37It's everything.
00:30:39Very well.
00:30:41You're dismissed.
00:30:45I'll be watching you.
00:30:47I have eyes everywhere.
00:31:00That was incredible.
00:31:01I totally believed all of it.
00:31:02Believed what?
00:31:03The act, what you said,
00:31:04all those things you love about me.
00:31:06Yeah, right.
00:31:08As a reward for an
00:31:09award-winning performance,
00:31:10I have a surprise for you.
00:31:12Surprise?
00:31:14So, this is the surprise?
00:31:18Is everything okay with the baby?
00:31:20I'm sorry to keep you two waiting.
00:31:22My last appointment ran over.
00:31:25Mr. and Mrs.
00:31:27No, we're not married.
00:31:28I'm Kelsey, and this is, uh,
00:31:30my boyfriend, Ben.
00:31:32Young love.
00:31:33Well, you two,
00:31:34are you ready to see your baby?
00:31:37Right now?
00:31:40Right now?
00:31:56Ben, are you crying?
00:32:00It's not unusual for fathers
00:32:02to become emotional.
00:32:04No, I know, it's just,
00:32:06it's really sweet.
00:32:11And that
00:32:14is your baby's heartbeat.
00:32:17Wow, no way.
00:32:19Would you like to know
00:32:20if you're having a little baby boy
00:32:21or a little baby girl?
00:32:27I think we want it to be a surprise.
00:32:30Then we all sit.
00:32:32We keep you posted
00:32:33on the results of your blood work.
00:32:35I'm sure you two
00:32:36are going to be great parents.
00:32:38It's rare to see two parents
00:32:39as in love as the two of you.
00:32:49Well, um, this is me.
00:32:53Um, I'll call you
00:32:55for the next appointment.
00:32:57Should be in about a month.
00:32:59But there's no reason for us
00:33:00to hang out or anything
00:33:01unless something goes wrong.
00:33:05Wait.
00:33:07We can't just not hang out
00:33:09if we're dating.
00:33:10Fake dating, Ben.
00:33:12Yeah, but it's got to look real.
00:33:15My grandma told me she has, like,
00:33:16eyes all over this place.
00:33:19I mean, I guess that's true.
00:33:22After all,
00:33:23you are my fake girlfriend,
00:33:24so I should at least be
00:33:25a good fake boyfriend.
00:33:27Maybe take on a few fake dates.
00:33:30What do you think?
00:33:33What kind of fake dates?
00:33:36I don't know.
00:33:37Just, like, do the stuff
00:33:38in the movies that people
00:33:39don't really do in real life.
00:33:41Sure.
00:33:42I mean,
00:33:43what kind of fake girlfriend
00:33:44would I be if I said no?
00:34:03What?
00:34:22You are cordially invited
00:34:23to a bespoke dinner
00:34:25with a brother of the Sigma fraternity
00:34:27at 7 p.m.,
00:34:29formal and tire encouraged.
00:34:33Uh, I only have an hour to get ready?
00:34:38I don't even know if my dresses fit me anymore.
00:34:52Ah, our special guest for the evening.
00:34:54Welcome in, madame.
00:34:59This way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way.
00:35:15You did this all for me?
00:35:20You did this all for me?
00:35:21You're my girlfriend.
00:35:22I mean, my fake girlfriend.
00:35:23And I know we've been saving for the baby, and I couldn't really afford to take you to
00:35:24another place.
00:35:26That's like the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
00:35:38Don't thank me yet, okay?
00:35:42Good evening, gentle man and gentle woman.
00:35:44May I interest you in tonight's special?
00:35:46It's also our only thing on our very limited list.
00:35:50Two specials, please.
00:35:52Got you.
00:35:54Two of our finest instant ramens on the house.
00:36:00Bon appétit, lovebirds.
00:36:02Thank you, sir.
00:36:04Thanks.
00:36:05Sorry, we're kind of on a budget right now.
00:36:08No, this is perfect.
00:36:11I love it.
00:36:20Ooh, let's dance.
00:36:24I don't know.
00:36:27Why not?
00:36:28Well, I wasn't exactly the most graceful before the pregnancy, and, you know, like, my feet
00:36:34are swollen, and I just feel off-balancing, you know, like normal.
00:36:38It counts.
00:36:41You're perfect.
00:36:43Really.
00:36:46Now have this dance with me.
00:36:49Okay.
00:36:57What is it?
00:37:00Nothing, I just...
00:37:04Ow!
00:37:05You okay?
00:37:09What's wrong?
00:37:10Yeah, the baby just, like, kicked.
00:37:14Do you want to feel it?
00:37:16Yeah.
00:37:17Here.
00:37:19I don't feel anything.
00:37:27Oh my God, wow!
00:37:30That's amazing!
00:37:32Kelsey, you're amazing.
00:37:35You're pretty great yourself.
00:37:38Wait, I, um...
00:37:40I thought this was supposed to be fake.
00:37:43It doesn't feel fake, does it?
00:37:45No, it doesn't.
00:37:48No.
00:38:13Wait, wait.
00:38:15What?
00:38:16Should we be doing this?
00:38:17Can't this hurt the baby?
00:38:20Aw, Ben, that's so sweet.
00:38:23But no, it won't hurt the baby.
00:38:25Are you sure?
00:38:26Positive.
00:38:41Breakfast is served.
00:38:47Something wrong?
00:38:50No, I just...
00:38:54I thought you left again.
00:38:57What?
00:38:59No, first of all, I wouldn't do that.
00:39:02Second of all, this is my room.
00:39:05I don't have many other places to go.
00:39:08Yeah, I know, I just...
00:39:13I panicked.
00:39:17I'm not going anywhere.
00:39:19But I am gonna steal some of these eggs from you.
00:39:27So, um...
00:39:29Should we, like...
00:39:31Talk about what I said?
00:39:35What about it?
00:39:39Kelsey, this is Dr. Gordon.
00:39:42Hi, is everything okay?
00:39:45It's more than okay.
00:39:47I just wanted to let you know that your blood work came back.
00:39:50Well, Kelsey, you're having twins.
00:39:56You're having twins.
00:39:59Two babies.
00:40:01Kelsey?
00:40:03Are you there?
00:40:05Hello?
00:40:07Yeah, sorry, Kelsey's a bit shook up right now.
00:40:10Are you sure?
00:40:11Positive.
00:40:13It's very common, actually.
00:40:15One heartbeat masks the other.
00:40:17But there's two of them in there.
00:40:19No doubt about it.
00:40:21Thanks.
00:40:26Okay, don't panic.
00:40:28Nothing's changed, just...
00:40:30Double?
00:40:32Double of everything?
00:40:34I'm gonna be huge!
00:40:36Oh my god, how am I gonna hide this from my grandma?
00:40:39She's gonna find out eventually.
00:40:42So let's just wait until the babies are here
00:40:44and then we can figure out a way to break into it.
00:40:47I can't believe this.
00:40:49I mean, I'm 21, I can't have two babies?
00:40:54I'm alone?
00:40:56You're not alone.
00:40:58I'm here.
00:41:00I mean, single, Ben, unmarried.
00:41:03We're not married yet, but...
00:41:06But what?
00:41:08I can't really put it into words.
00:41:10Here we go.
00:41:18Okay, remember how you told me you were so afraid of breaking your grandma's rules?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:23Well, I used to be afraid of breaking the rules, too.
00:41:27I was so afraid of what people would think of me
00:41:29if I wasn't this crazy fun party guy that everyone expected me to be.
00:41:33But then I met you.
00:41:40You just had this energy about you that I was so drawn to
00:41:43from the moment you crashed into me.
00:41:46Then I heard you thought I was just a one-night stand.
00:41:49That's because you left.
00:41:51I left because I thought that's what you wanted.
00:41:54I was sending you messages, but you never reached back out.
00:41:57You were just so mad at me.
00:41:59Ben, you matched with my best friend on some app.
00:42:01What girl wouldn't be mad?
00:42:05No, I didn't.
00:42:07Oh my god!
00:42:09That was Hunter messing around on my phone.
00:42:11I swear I deleted everything as soon as he did that.
00:42:14I figured if I couldn't have you,
00:42:16I would just cruise through senior year doing the same shit I've been doing.
00:42:20But I don't really want that anymore.
00:42:26I want you.
00:42:28Okay.
00:42:30What do we do now, then?
00:42:32I would like to ask you to be my girlfriend.
00:42:35My real girlfriend.
00:42:39Yeah, it's called a toga.
00:42:41It's super breathable.
00:42:43For like, you know, down there.
00:42:46I love this song.
00:42:48You want to dance?
00:42:50No, I'm okay.
00:42:52Come on.
00:42:54No, I'm seriously, I'm like waiting for someone.
00:42:56Well, I'm here.
00:42:58And he's not.
00:43:00Finders keepers, am I right?
00:43:02That rule only applies to objects, not people.
00:43:04Come on.
00:43:06Ew, awesome weave.
00:43:09Of course.
00:43:11Why should I?
00:43:13Because you said so.
00:43:15And this.
00:43:19And this.
00:43:25What the fuck?
00:43:27Whatever, man.
00:43:31You okay?
00:43:33Yeah, I just, I didn't know you could do that.
00:43:35There's a lot of things you didn't know I could do, Kelsey Barrington.
00:43:47Alright, listen up, you bunch of degenerates.
00:43:49You all come to my house every week and party.
00:43:51You drink my booze, throw up in my toilets.
00:43:53Just indulge me for one moment, please.
00:43:59Thanks, dude.
00:44:01What are you wearing?
00:44:03Never mind.
00:44:11Alright, I'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend, Kelsey Barrington.
00:44:33Easy, easy.
00:44:49Can we get some real music back in here?
00:44:55Wait, you're not even supposed to be here.
00:44:57Ben banned you.
00:44:59He didn't mean it, right, Ben?
00:45:01Yeah, I meant it.
00:45:17Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Dean Barrington.
00:45:21It's alright, Mary.
00:45:23Just try not to walk and text at the same time, alright?
00:45:25Copy that.
00:45:27I was actually talking to Kelsey.
00:45:30Congratulations.
00:45:32To what exactly?
00:45:34You're gonna be a great grandma, duh!
00:45:36To twins.
00:45:38Not that you look like a great grandma or anything.
00:45:40Definitely a Gigi Milf.
00:45:42A great grandma, I'd like to, you know.
00:45:44Right.
00:45:46And, uh, Kelsey told you this good news?
00:45:50Well, yeah.
00:45:52She's not gonna tell her family without telling me.
00:45:54Indeed.
00:45:56Will you please excuse me?
00:45:58Goodbye, Gigi Ma.
00:46:00Twins?
00:46:02That's definitely against the rules.
00:46:10Okay, you ready?
00:46:12Almost.
00:46:14I'm trying to zip up my pants.
00:46:16I think I'm starting to get a dad bod.
00:46:18Okay, well hurry up. My grandma doesn't like it when I'm late.
00:46:20Well, she wouldn't really like it that I'm pregnant,
00:46:22but tonight is not the night that she's finding out about that.
00:46:24Hopefully.
00:46:28Okay, stud, go off.
00:46:30Why, thank you.
00:46:32Tonight I'm wearing a Barrington original jacket,
00:46:34house of long pants,
00:46:36with fruta-blue underwear.
00:46:42Okay, this is, like, a really big deal, okay?
00:46:44My grandmother never lets anyone come over
00:46:46for Christmas dinner except my mom and I,
00:46:48and that wasn't even until I was, like,
00:46:50fifteen.
00:46:52Well,
00:46:54I'm so honored.
00:46:58I have to run back to the house.
00:47:00I'm going to have to meet you there.
00:47:02Don't go standing under any mistletoe without me.
00:47:06That was weird.
00:47:16Okay.
00:47:19You got this, Ben.
00:47:21All you gotta do is ask.
00:47:23The rest is up to her.
00:47:25The worst she can say is no, right?
00:47:31There you are.
00:47:33I've been looking all over for you.
00:47:35Sky, I don't have time for this.
00:47:37I'm on my way to see Kelsey right now.
00:47:39I won't keep you, but
00:47:41I just thought you should know.
00:47:43Just thought you should know.
00:47:49You've got more than one baby, mama.
00:47:51That's not even possible.
00:47:53Do the math, dummy.
00:47:55We last rubbed elbows
00:47:57right before you met Kelsey.
00:47:59I'm about as far along as she is.
00:48:01You're not even showing.
00:48:03Because I'm genetically gifted.
00:48:05Our baby is going to be so hot.
00:48:07Much hotter than Kelsey's.
00:48:09No. It's just another one of your stupid tricks.
00:48:13Believe what you want, Papa,
00:48:15but this baby is yours,
00:48:17so what are you gonna do about it?
00:48:23I'm so glad
00:48:25that you were able to join us,
00:48:27Sandra darling.
00:48:29Mom, I wouldn't miss Christmas
00:48:31for anything in the world. You know that.
00:48:33But also, where's this new
00:48:35boat of yours, Kels?
00:48:37Yes, Kelsey. Is he even gonna show?
00:48:43Hi.
00:48:45I'm so sorry I'm late.
00:48:47So kind of you to join us, Benjamin.
00:48:51I'm sorry.
00:48:53Oh my goodness.
00:48:55I'm so sorry. You must be Kelsey's mother.
00:48:57It's so nice to meet you.
00:48:59Wow. You guys look a lot alike.
00:49:01Thank you, but flattery
00:49:03will get you nowhere with me.
00:49:05Just kidding.
00:49:07Just kidding.
00:49:09Actually, flattery will get you
00:49:11very far with me, especially from
00:49:13such a good-looking young man as yourself.
00:49:15Oh.
00:49:17Mom.
00:49:19Right. Best behavior.
00:49:23So,
00:49:25what happened?
00:49:27And don't lie to me.
00:49:29See you later.
00:49:32Hey.
00:49:39Sorry, I came from a
00:49:41quick study session.
00:49:43Is it okay if I use the restroom?
00:49:45Of course.
00:49:55A ring?
00:49:59So, Kelsey,
00:50:01how did you run into your little friend?
00:50:03Rather, she ran into me.
00:50:05Miri?
00:50:07Oh. Yeah.
00:50:09Haven't really seen her in a long time, you know.
00:50:11Exams.
00:50:13That explains why
00:50:15she was so eager to chat with me.
00:50:17Such a talkative girl.
00:50:21Sorry, guys.
00:50:23What'd I miss?
00:50:25I was just telling Kelsey how I had run into
00:50:27her friend Miri the other day.
00:50:29And, um,
00:50:31she is such a talkative girl,
00:50:33but, uh,
00:50:35she had some very strange news.
00:50:37Yeah, did she get her
00:50:39MCAT results back?
00:50:41I could never be a doctor.
00:50:43I'll just lie.
00:50:45Well, you should get over your
00:50:47squeamishness before you
00:50:49become a father, Mr. Lawson.
00:50:55Mom, come on. Don't pressure them
00:50:58into starting a family yet.
00:51:00They're not even married, much less engaged.
00:51:02Take it from me, kids.
00:51:04Do not get pregnant until you're truly ready.
00:51:06Sage advice.
00:51:08A shame that, uh,
00:51:10they didn't follow it
00:51:12or my rules.
00:51:14What are you talking about, Mom?
00:51:16Kelsey, what is she talking about?
00:51:18Mom, I'm
00:51:20I'm really sorry.
00:51:22I, um,
00:51:24we didn't plan it, obviously.
00:51:26It was an accident.
00:51:32Happy accident.
00:51:34Couldn't have been any happier.
00:51:36Not only is she pregnant,
00:51:38but, Kelsey, why don't you tell your mother
00:51:40how many babies you are
00:51:42expecting?
00:51:44Two.
00:51:46What?
00:51:48Two babies. Twins.
00:51:50Two blessings.
00:51:52You're not even taking this seriously at all, are you, young man?
00:51:54You know how hard it was on me
00:51:56being pregnant so young?
00:51:58To raise me? Geez, wow.
00:52:00I'm sorry I didn't realize I was such a burden.
00:52:02I am taking this seriously, Ms. Barrington.
00:52:04Then prove it.
00:52:06Prove it to my daughter, because God knows
00:52:08her father sure as hell didn't take it seriously.
00:52:10I'm sorry.
00:52:12How do you want me to prove that to you?
00:52:14I will offer you
00:52:16$100,000
00:52:18if you gut up right now.
00:52:25Excuse me?
00:52:27I will offer you $100,000
00:52:29to get up,
00:52:31leave,
00:52:33and never talk to my granddaughter again.
00:52:35How does that solve anything?
00:52:37I grew up without a dad
00:52:39and now you want my kids to grow up without one?
00:52:41No father is better
00:52:43than one that's going to leave later.
00:52:45Your mother and I did just fine
00:52:47with no husbands.
00:52:49Yeah, right, fine.
00:52:51Wait, you have a problem with how I raised you?
00:52:54Maybe
00:52:56I do, okay?
00:52:58Maybe it would have been nice to have a father
00:53:00or just any family at all.
00:53:02Grandma couldn't even
00:53:04look at me until she realized that I was smart
00:53:06enough to get into Claremore.
00:53:08Enough!
00:53:10Let Ben answer.
00:53:12Are you going to get up and leave
00:53:14for the money?
00:53:16No.
00:53:18That's it?
00:53:20I said no.
00:53:22What else do you want?
00:53:24I don't know.
00:53:26Defend me.
00:53:30Defend yourself.
00:53:32I don't have anything else to say.
00:53:40Are you sure you're going to keep them?
00:53:42Yeah, of course, Mom.
00:53:44Sorry to disappoint you.
00:53:46I'm not mad or disappointed, Kels.
00:53:48I just want it better for you.
00:53:51It's a fairytale ending, not some guy.
00:53:53Ben is not some guy.
00:53:55He's just...
00:53:57He's got a lot on his mind right now, okay?
00:53:59So...
00:54:01Well, if you'll excuse me,
00:54:03I'm going to go find him and we're going to leave.
00:54:11So you'll give me the money?
00:54:17So you'll give me the money?
00:54:20I'll give you $10,000, but
00:54:22you have to agree to my terms, okay?
00:54:30Kels is going to stay in school.
00:54:32She gets to participate in the fashion show
00:54:34and she's going to graduate.
00:54:36You
00:54:38are going to stay out of her way.
00:54:40She's going to live her life
00:54:42by her own rules
00:54:44exactly the way she wants it.
00:54:46Who do I make the check out to?
00:54:49I don't know.
00:54:57I'm so sorry for everything that happened.
00:54:59It's my fault.
00:55:01No, don't say that.
00:55:03I mean, it was going to come out eventually.
00:55:05What an absolute piece of shit.
00:55:07I wish I could kick his ass.
00:55:09Yeah, me too.
00:55:11But my mom was right.
00:55:13I'd rather have my kids
00:55:15not have a father than one that would just
00:55:18take the money and run.
00:55:22Save it, Hunter.
00:55:24I'm just here to get the rest of my stuff.
00:55:26Okay, but
00:55:28Ben left this for you.
00:55:30What is it?
00:55:32I'm not sure, to be honest.
00:55:40What's it say?
00:55:44Nothing.
00:55:47I'll catch you later.
00:55:51I didn't know your best friend was such an asshole.
00:55:53Word.
00:55:55Well, since she asked for some space.
00:55:57You want to go make out?
00:56:05I was never faking it.
00:56:07I'm sorry.
00:56:17Kelsey!
00:56:19There you are.
00:56:21Guess Ben played both of us, huh?
00:56:25Ben never played you.
00:56:27He was being honest.
00:56:29He just didn't want to be with you, Skye.
00:56:31So you're defending him?
00:56:33Even after he left?
00:56:35I heard he took all of his shit overnight.
00:56:37Didn't even say goodbye to Hunter.
00:56:41Look, he has his reasons.
00:56:43I think.
00:56:45I think.
00:56:47Yeah.
00:56:49I'll show you the reason.
00:56:54Ben is just another deadbeat daddy.
00:56:56Knocking girls up
00:56:58and leaving them with the mess he made.
00:57:04This isn't real.
00:57:06It's very real, Kelsey.
00:57:08Face it.
00:57:10You're not special.
00:57:12You know what? Just stop.
00:57:15You're just another notch on his bedpost.
00:57:17Just like me.
00:57:36Hey!
00:57:38Okay, I cannot wait to show you everything I got for you.
00:57:40Look at this!
00:57:42Look how cute this is!
00:57:45That's the crib.
00:57:47That's where you're going to put all the little dirty diapers.
00:57:49And then look at all the little stuffed toys.
00:57:51We've got the little clothes here.
00:57:53I cannot wait for you and the babies
00:57:55to move in after graduation, baby girl.
00:57:57I know I've been hard on you, Kelsey.
00:57:59But I want you to know
00:58:01I am so proud of all your hard work.
00:58:15Wow, Skye.
00:58:17You look so good for being...
00:58:19You know.
00:58:21For what?
00:58:23For being like six months pregnant.
00:58:25No, I'm not pregnant.
00:58:29That was so good.
00:58:31I'm so proud of you.
00:58:33I'm so proud of you.
00:58:35I'm so proud of you.
00:58:37I'm so proud of you.
00:58:39I'm so proud of you.
00:58:41I'm so proud of you.
00:58:44That was just a lie I told Ben
00:58:46to stop whatever was going on
00:58:48with that loser Kelsey.
00:58:50Isn't that kinda...
00:58:52Fucked up?
00:58:54Whatever.
00:59:00I can't believe that absolute bitch!
00:59:02What are we going to do?
00:59:04What do you mean?
00:59:06We have to get Ben and Kelsey back together.
00:59:08Done.
00:59:10Oh, Ben!
00:59:13I missed that guy.
00:59:15Talked to him since he left?
00:59:17Uh, no.
00:59:19Ugh, boys are so dumb.
00:59:21Okay, here's the plan.
00:59:23Have you ever seen The Pear Trap?
00:59:25Yeah, with Lindsay Lohan
00:59:27and her twin.
00:59:29Yeah, but
00:59:31she's not actually a twin.
00:59:33Never mind.
00:59:35The point is
00:59:37we have to get them in the same room
00:59:39without them knowing.
00:59:41I still don't understand.
00:59:45Call Ben.
00:59:47Now.
00:59:49Okay, where are you going?
00:59:51I have a party to plan.
00:59:53I'm so excited
00:59:55that we're grabbing brunch.
00:59:57It's like old times.
00:59:59Minus the mimosas.
01:00:01I mean, I'm gonna have a mimosa,
01:00:03but you should not.
01:00:05I know, I'm really excited
01:00:07that we're hanging out too.
01:00:10I should really get back to work.
01:00:12Girl, you need to relax
01:00:14and let loose a little bit.
01:00:16You're gonna be a mommy soon.
01:00:18Speaking of which...
01:00:24Surprise!
01:00:36What, a baby shower?
01:00:39You did this all for me?
01:00:41Well, I had some help.
01:00:43My baby's having babies!
01:00:45Mom, you didn't have to do that.
01:00:47Oh, sweetie, of course I did.
01:00:49I'm so sorry about how I reacted
01:00:51when you first told me you were pregnant.
01:00:53I am so, so happy for you.
01:00:55Okay, come on.
01:00:57Let's get this fun started.
01:01:03Ow!
01:01:05Stupid diamond.
01:01:09Don't mind if I do.
01:01:17Don't mind if I do.
01:01:29Dude, this place has got the tastiest waffles.
01:01:31Trust me, bro.
01:01:33It's really good to see you, man,
01:01:35but I'm probably just gonna get back to work.
01:01:39You gotta loosen up, man.
01:01:41Let's get some mimosas in you.
01:01:43I'm not really drinking anymore.
01:01:45Who are you, and what have you done with my bed?
01:01:49So, this one is from your grandmother.
01:01:53She got me something.
01:01:55The woman who paid my boyfriend
01:01:57to leave my pregnant ass.
01:01:59Don't complain.
01:02:01She didn't get me a damn thing.
01:02:04All of that wealth
01:02:06and she got me a weird old blanket.
01:02:08And just one.
01:02:10She does know I'm having twins, right?
01:02:12I told you,
01:02:14she's not really good at gift-giving.
01:02:16Take it back.
01:02:18Okay, so there's just one more present.
01:02:34Ben?
01:02:36What are you doing here?
01:02:38I don't know.
01:02:40Hunter?
01:02:42Well, I brought you here because
01:02:44Sky's lying.
01:02:46She was never pregnant.
01:02:48She just made that up to break you guys up.
01:02:50It doesn't matter.
01:02:52You still left.
01:02:54I left because I was ashamed.
01:02:56I failed you.
01:02:58I failed us.
01:03:00I failed our kids.
01:03:03You thought I wanted the money more than you?
01:03:05No, I didn't think you wanted the money.
01:03:07I just thought you wanted the security.
01:03:09I leveraged a check from your grandma
01:03:11in exchange for you to finish school
01:03:13and participate in the fashion show.
01:03:15That was the deal.
01:03:17So you're saying you left for me?
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:21I had to leave for you.
01:03:23Or else Sky would have just been waving her baby around in your face.
01:03:25Fake baby.
01:03:27But if it was real,
01:03:29I would have sent money.
01:03:32I did it too.
01:03:34Loved it enough to stay away.
01:03:36Not ruin his life like I ruined yours.
01:03:38You didn't ruin my life.
01:03:40You leaving without a trace.
01:03:42No phone call or anything.
01:03:44That ruined my life.
01:03:48Sorry.
01:03:50I didn't mean to hurt you.
01:03:52Well, you did.
01:03:56I love you, Kelsey.
01:03:58I did then.
01:04:00I never stopped loving you.
01:04:02I just stopped loving myself.
01:04:04I promise you
01:04:06I will never leave your side ever again.
01:04:10Please take me back.
01:04:14Please, Kelsey.
01:04:22I'm sorry, Ben.
01:04:30I am.
01:04:32I understand everything that you're going through
01:04:34and why you did what you did.
01:04:36Sky was terrible
01:04:38for lying to you like that.
01:04:42But I can't.
01:04:46I can't do this again.
01:04:50And I have to do what's best for me and the babies.
01:04:54And that means not being with you.
01:04:57I mean
01:04:59we can be
01:05:01co-parents and friends
01:05:03but
01:05:05we can't be together.
01:05:07I hope you understand.
01:05:13I do.
01:05:15Time for plan B.
01:05:21So, where are we going?
01:05:23It's spring break and you're about to pop.
01:05:26You need to unwind.
01:05:28Okay, well the last time you told me to let loose
01:05:30resulted in this, so...
01:05:32Well,
01:05:34you can't get any more pregnant than you already are.
01:05:36I think.
01:05:38Aren't you going to med school?
01:05:40Shouldn't you like know this?
01:05:42I miss that day.
01:05:45Nothing like
01:05:47being in the woods
01:05:49with your best bros.
01:05:51Yeah, man.
01:05:53It's nice to get away from it all.
01:06:01What was that?
01:06:05Dude,
01:06:07you said it was going to be bros weekend.
01:06:09Yeah.
01:06:12You said it was going to be bros weekend.
01:06:14Bros
01:06:16and hoes.
01:06:18Kelsey, this is not my ho.
01:06:20I'm your girlfriend, man.
01:06:22She's a lovely woman, dude. She's carrying my kids.
01:06:24Why is she here?
01:06:34No, uh-uh.
01:06:36I'm not spending a week in the woods with Ben.
01:06:42I'm pregnant, hormonal, and still a little mad
01:06:44at Ben.
01:06:46No way I can spend an entire week with him.
01:06:48Okay, well then
01:06:50what are you going to do about it, mama?
01:06:52You're already here, in the woods,
01:06:54a thousand miles from campus.
01:06:56We're like 20 miles away tops.
01:06:58Okay, well,
01:07:00I'm not driving you back.
01:07:02So, you're stuck here at Barrington
01:07:04with me and Ben.
01:07:12I think the plan's going great.
01:07:14Yeah?
01:07:16What plan?
01:07:22Guys,
01:07:24are you trying to get us back together?
01:07:26No!
01:07:28Not at all.
01:07:30Morning.
01:07:40My whole body hurts.
01:07:44Here's a tip.
01:07:46Never get pregnant.
01:07:48Okay.
01:07:50Where are, um...
01:07:52Hunter and Mary went on a hike.
01:07:54Hunter and Mary went on a hike.
01:07:56Hunter and Mary went on a hike.
01:07:59You didn't want to go?
01:08:01I wanted to be here with you.
01:08:03Ben.
01:08:05Look, I know your idea of relaxing vacation
01:08:07isn't hanging out with me here for a week,
01:08:09and I don't blame you
01:08:11after what I did to you, you know?
01:08:14I don't hate you, Ben.
01:08:16And especially when you make me do it.
01:08:20Well, if you want me to fuck off
01:08:22and leave you alone,
01:08:24just let me know.
01:08:26But if you want company,
01:08:29while Hunter and Mary do whatever it is they do,
01:08:31I can show you around.
01:08:35I grew up in these woods, practically.
01:08:38I plan on taking our kids here one day.
01:08:41How do you do that?
01:08:45Make it impossible for me
01:08:47to be mad at you forever?
01:08:59Wow.
01:09:09Let's keep coming.
01:09:11I'm surprised the tub didn't overflow.
01:09:13Excuse me?
01:09:15I said, I didn't know cows could swim.
01:09:17Moo!
01:09:29She's pregnant, asshole!
01:09:31You want to say that again to the mother of my children?
01:09:33Jesus, Ben, chill!
01:09:35You used to be cool, man.
01:09:37You were a legend.
01:09:39What's wrong with you?
01:09:43You okay?
01:09:45You know, I should tell you that violence
01:09:47is never the answer,
01:09:49but it's kind of cute you going macho
01:09:51over our family.
01:09:54Family, huh?
01:09:56Ha ha ha!
01:10:27Ha ha ha!
01:10:31Kels,
01:10:33I know I fucked up.
01:10:37Everything I've done was for you.
01:10:39I just didn't go about it the right way.
01:10:41If you give me another chance,
01:10:45I promise I'll spend the rest of my life
01:10:47making it up to you.
01:10:51Oh, really?
01:10:54Ha ha ha!
01:10:58I swear,
01:11:00I love Hunter and Mary as my witness.
01:11:02You know,
01:11:04they make a really cute couple.
01:11:06So do we.
01:11:10So,
01:11:12how are you planning on making this up to me?
01:11:14Well,
01:11:16I'll start by doing this.
01:11:18Oh my God,
01:11:20you're going to drop me.
01:11:23Ha ha ha!
01:11:33I like your work ethic, Miss Miller.
01:11:35Working late
01:11:37during spring break?
01:11:39Thanks, Prof.
01:11:41Inspiration just suddenly hit me.
01:11:43Well,
01:11:45keep it up,
01:11:47and I'm sure you'll receive a lot of offers
01:11:49at the showcase next week.
01:11:51More than our star, Ms. Barrington.
01:11:53Oh, I'm counting on it.
01:11:57I'll show that bitch.
01:11:59There is no way
01:12:01she can design a new collection
01:12:03in time for the showcase.
01:12:09I'll be staying with my mom
01:12:11until I can find an apartment.
01:12:13You know, suppose I can have my old spot
01:12:15back in the house?
01:12:17That asshole Chad took the second you left, bro.
01:12:20You could, like, stay with me if you wanted to.
01:12:22Fair warning,
01:12:24I roll over like 700 times in the middle of the night.
01:12:26And I wake up with, like, really weird food cravings.
01:12:28Do you?
01:12:30And the baby kicks.
01:12:32Like, hard.
01:12:34Sounds perfect to me.
01:12:40Come to our end-of-the-year fashion showcase.
01:12:42What's wrong?
01:12:44Sky.
01:12:47She stole my designs.
01:12:55What's wrong?
01:12:57All of my work, all of my designs, they're gone.
01:12:59Oh my god, we gotta tell someone.
01:13:05Oh. My. God.
01:13:07That's Marissa Lyon.
01:13:09This is just some of the work
01:13:11you'll see at the showcase.
01:13:14This collection is from
01:13:16one of our most improved students,
01:13:18Sky Miller.
01:13:20And here's one of our most accomplished students,
01:13:22Kelsey Barrington.
01:13:26Despite her condition,
01:13:28Kelsey has managed to
01:13:30perform really well.
01:13:32Kelsey, do you have anything
01:13:34you want to show our guest
01:13:36before the big show?
01:13:38Actually,
01:13:40it's going to be a surprise.
01:13:43Kelsey really wanted to shock the audience.
01:13:45It'll be worth it.
01:13:47Trust me.
01:13:49I really hope so, Ms. Barrington.
01:13:51I'm looking forward to seeing your work.
01:13:59What was that?
01:14:01Me saving your ass until we find a way
01:14:03to get your designs back.
01:14:05Sky can't get away with this, Kelsey.
01:14:07She already has.
01:14:09They all think that those are her designs.
01:14:12I mean,
01:14:14she's altered my designs
01:14:16and my dresses.
01:14:18Even if I could
01:14:20get them back...
01:14:22Look,
01:14:24we can always go to the dean.
01:14:26No, absolutely not.
01:14:30It's over.
01:14:32Hey,
01:14:34that is not the Kelsey I know.
01:14:36The Kelsey I do know,
01:14:38she fights for herself.
01:14:40She pushes for what she wants.
01:14:48I mean,
01:14:50there's this one idea I have.
01:14:59But I would need a lot of help
01:15:01to make it happen
01:15:03and there's only 48 hours until the showcase.
01:15:07I just couldn't ask that of you guys.
01:15:10No offense, but you don't know how to sew.
01:15:14Kelsey, yes,
01:15:16you can.
01:15:18I'm here to do whatever you want.
01:15:20Same.
01:15:22If I want to be a doctor, I have to learn how to sew anyway.
01:15:24Ditto.
01:15:26Whatever she said.
01:15:30You guys would like actually help me?
01:15:32Duh.
01:15:34Guys,
01:15:36let's get to work.
01:15:40Is this a fabric down?
01:15:42Put this down
01:15:44and then you'll thread this,
01:15:46so go ahead and do that.
01:15:50Kelsey, there you go.
01:15:56Yeah, if we could have them at 7,
01:15:58that would be great.
01:16:00Perfect, thank you so much.
01:16:04Okay,
01:16:06let's get to work.
01:16:09We did it, guys.
01:16:11I have my very own maternity collection.
01:16:15That's amazing, Kelsey.
01:16:17You crushed it.
01:16:19Seriously, I couldn't have done it without you guys.
01:16:21I never knew Hunter was so good at sewing.
01:16:23Yeah, no biggie.
01:16:25I used to help my mom all the time.
01:16:27Maybe I should have gone into fashion design instead of pre-law.
01:16:31I'm sorry, you're going into law?
01:16:33Yeah, Harvard.
01:16:35Why? What did you guys think I was studying?
01:16:38Honestly, I really had no idea.
01:16:40No idea.
01:16:42Well, what are we waiting for?
01:16:44Let's get you ready for your big night.
01:16:47I don't know.
01:17:09This was Skye Miller with Skye High Designs.
01:17:11More like Skye Rise Designs.
01:17:16I'm here to defend my client, Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington, from copyright infringement for
01:17:28one misguided note.
01:17:35This picture, conclusively dated from August of last year, shows my client wearing a dress
01:17:41her designed months before Skye even started working on her collection.
01:17:46Is this how it is true?
01:17:49No.
01:17:50Yes.
01:17:51I don't know.
01:17:52Please, don't fail me.
01:17:56This is so gonna go viral.
01:17:58Hey, let go!
01:18:01Now that that's done, I'd like to invite my client to showcase her collection that she
01:18:09designed in the aftermath of the plagiarism by Ms. Skye.
01:18:13Also, I love my girlfriend.
01:18:16Bye.
01:18:17Alright, um, sorry about that mix-up.
01:18:25Next, we have Kelsey Barrington with...
01:18:29Actually, I don't know what Kelsey is going to show us tonight.
01:18:34Kelsey?
01:18:35Okay, Kelsey.
01:18:36You got this.
01:18:37You may be almost nine months pregnant, but...
01:18:40Hey, hey, hey, what's wrong?
01:18:43What's wrong?
01:18:44What's wrong?
01:18:45I think I just had a contraction.
01:18:48A contraction?
01:18:49We need to go to the hospital.
01:18:50I know.
01:18:51I'm good.
01:18:52It's just false alarm.
01:18:53You're fine?
01:18:54Yeah.
01:18:55I'm fine.
01:18:57A contraction?
01:18:58We need to go to the hospital.
01:19:00I know.
01:19:01I'm good.
01:19:02It's just false alarm.
01:19:03You're fine?
01:19:04Yeah.
01:19:05I'm fine.
01:19:06Are you sure you can do this right now?
01:19:07Yeah, I can.
01:19:09Um, first off, I wanted to thank all of my friends for being so supportive for when my
01:19:31designs were stolen.
01:19:32I really couldn't have done this without them.
01:19:35But losing my collection made me realize something.
01:19:39Shouldn't maternity wear look good, too?
01:19:42Because, I mean, I wouldn't have been able to fit into a single one of those dresses
01:19:46that Scott showed you because, well, I don't have a partner.
01:19:52So my collection is dedicated to making sure that pregnant women feel their absolute best.
01:20:00Because, well, nobody should feel grumpy when they're going through the absolute most
01:20:07beautiful and wonderful phase of their life.
01:20:12Motherhood is not something to be ashamed of or hide from.
01:20:17It's something to celebrate.
01:20:20So, please give it up for my models.
01:20:31I take it back.
01:20:33Pregnant chicks are hot.
01:20:34And that is my presentation.
01:20:49What's going on?
01:20:50I think my water just broke.
01:20:55Excuse me.
01:20:56I'm so sorry.
01:20:57I'm looking for my daughter, Kelsey Barrington.
01:20:59Is she okay?
01:21:01Fastest delivery ever.
01:21:03A perfectly healthy pair of twins.
01:21:06One boy, one girl.
01:21:08What about Kelsey?
01:21:14Couldn't be better.
01:21:16I've never seen such a supportive partner, either.
01:21:19I've never seen such a supportive partner, either.
01:21:23Ben was with her every step of the way.
01:21:38Grandma?
01:21:43You're precious.
01:21:46I'm gonna go get these two changed.
01:21:50Bye.
01:21:57I saw your show last night.
01:22:00Very impressive.
01:22:02And I can assure you that Sky will be dealt with.
01:22:07You actually came?
01:22:10Well, how could I miss my granddaughter's big moment?
01:22:16I just thought because I broke the rules that...
01:22:21Oh, fuck the rules.
01:22:24Pardon my language.
01:22:29All those rules did was stop me from having a real relationship with my family.
01:22:37And that's what I want the most, you know?
01:22:43So, you're not ashamed of me?
01:22:46Because I was pregnant?
01:22:48Ashamed? No.
01:22:50A wise woman once told me to stop caring about what people think.
01:22:59I used to love knitting.
01:23:01I wasn't very good.
01:23:04And when your mother got pregnant, I made a little something for the baby.
01:23:11But I never gave it to her.
01:23:15My vanity got in the way.
01:23:18The blanket.
01:23:23That's why you gave it to me.
01:23:25After all these years, I wanted you to have it.
01:23:29It's not very fantasy or very good, but...
01:23:34It's a symbol of how much you mean to me.
01:23:38And how much your babies mean to me.
01:23:42And...
01:23:45I made another one for the boy.
01:23:52I love them, Grandma.
01:23:54Oh, thank you.
01:24:03Kels, you have another visitor.
01:24:09Hello, Kelsi.
01:24:15I mean, Marcel Young, you...
01:24:18You're my hero.
01:24:20And you're mine.
01:24:22After last night.
01:24:24The way you and your friend stood up to that girl and...
01:24:28Your collection.
01:24:30It really spoke to me.
01:24:32I'm a working mom, too.
01:24:34It really spoke to me.
01:24:36I'm a working mom, too.
01:24:38And I never even thought to design something pregnant women could wear.
01:24:42And feel proud of.
01:24:44So...
01:24:45When your grandma told me that you delivered right after the show...
01:24:50I had to come and pay the young mama a visit.
01:24:54And give you this.
01:24:58I want you to take the next few months...
01:25:01Much deserved rest at home.
01:25:03With your babies.
01:25:05And then I want you to call and work for me.
01:25:10Wait, you really mean it?
01:25:11Absolutely.
01:25:12I want you to design a maternity line for the house of Leon.
01:25:16If you're interested.
01:25:20She's interested.
01:25:22Great.
01:25:23I look forward to hearing from you, Kelsi.
01:25:31Oh, my God.
01:25:34Hey, dude and gal.
01:25:35Looks like mommy's gonna be a big fashion designer just like I always knew.
01:25:40But there's one thing she needs to do first.
01:25:48Congratulations, Isabella.
01:25:53The next name that I'm gonna read makes me very proud.
01:25:58Kelsi Elizabeth Barrington.
01:26:08Congratulations.
01:26:13There you go.
01:26:15Dude, I found it.
01:26:17It was in your old bedroom.
01:26:19Oh, my God.
01:26:21Dude, I owe you. Thank you.
01:26:28I'm so proud of you.
01:26:33Benjamin Lawrence Lawson.
01:26:36Come to the stage.
01:26:39But I didn't finish my degree.
01:26:42Grandma works in mysterious ways.
01:26:44I heard she even breaks the rules sometimes.
01:26:48All right, Benjamin.
01:26:51You may have to finish a few classes during the summer.
01:26:57But I wanted you to have this moment.
01:27:05Grandma.
01:27:06Just call me Grandma.
01:27:08And hurry up and marry my granddaughter.
01:27:11I'm so proud of you.
01:27:13Just call me Grandma.
01:27:15And hurry up and marry my granddaughter, will you?
01:27:27Skye Miller.
01:27:34You are not graduating.
01:27:36You can't do this.
01:27:40Oh, yes, I think I can.
01:27:42Passant to Chapter 32, Section B, Row 2.
01:27:46Plagiarism can not only result in the failure of a class,
01:27:49but also expulsion or suspension to the dean's discretion.
01:27:53Basically, if you fuck around, you find out.
01:27:56Thank you, Hunter.
01:27:59So this dean has decided
01:28:01that you are not going to get a degree from this college.
01:28:06And that brings us to the 2024-2025 closing of the academic year.
01:28:14Congratulations, you are all graduates of Claremower College.
01:28:23Except for Skye.
01:28:24Except Skye.
01:28:26Congratulations!
01:28:28Congratulations!
01:28:39Hey, Mom, where are the...
01:28:45Kelsey, I know getting pregnant and marrying me was not a part of the plan.
01:28:50And it has not been easy.
01:28:53And there's been a lot of ups and downs.
01:28:58Yes, yes, don't make me laugh.