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Ladies of London Season 1 Episode 1

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00:00You
00:06London home of the rich think the most amount of money I spent in one day is about
00:1030,000 the famous I would walk out of my house and there'd be ten paparazzi there every
00:16Day and the royal my mother was Marquesa Elizabeth a campus to Santanelli
00:21I do know royals and I would consider them all very good friends. And if you're not from here, I grew up in Newport Beach
00:27I'm from California. I'm originally from Seattle. Well, then you'll just royally screwed
00:34They don't want any new money and they'll slowly accept you but you'll never be the same as them because in London
00:40Money can only get you so far other countries you can buy your way into a society
00:45It's just England isn't like that English ladies do not appreciate it when the American girls show up shouting dancing screaming
00:51With their boobs falling all over the place two cultures one city
00:56This social circle is very backstabbing jealousy plays a huge factor. It's my turf
01:04Women in British society have the biggest sticks up their ass and it's just all bull
01:09Britain is one of the toughest societies in the world to crack for both nobles and newcomers alike and keeping your seat at the table
01:17Is never guaranteed
01:19This is the big league. This is London
01:25Too
01:55My name is Caroline
02:00Growing up I was known as a socialite sort of it girl, but I didn't have to find my way into London society
02:04I was born into it. We are currently on the Wentworth estate, which is actually where Brad and Angelina have just moved in
02:09They're the new neighbors
02:11My house is 12,000 square feet. I think it's got six bedrooms or seven bedrooms. I really haven't counted to be honest
02:18I had amazing upbringing. I grew up in an old English family and we mixed with the world from a very young age
02:24Yes, you have to we're doing pictures. I have three children
02:27I have Yasmin who's seven and I have twin boys Zach and Aaron who are three and a half my husband Jim
02:33He's an investment banker and we've been married eight years. So we've been married for eight years
02:38We've been married for eight years. So we've been married for eight years. So we've been married for eight years
02:42Who are three and a half my husband Jim he's an investment banker and we've been married 11 years I think
02:55If somebody crosses me in business, I'm like a pitbull
02:57I don't let go and are they changing all the keywords at the moment?
03:01Apparently we haven't got the functionality to do it and got functionality to change any of our own keywords in the copy
03:07Caroline is somebody who will be so nice to you and turn around and absolutely
03:13Annihilate you so that's the office there as it looks now. Okay, so how can I scream at you?
03:19You can scream through this door. I expect perfection and sometimes I say things
03:24But maybe I shouldn't it's like poor man's Cavalli
03:30As far as British high society goes you can buy your seat at the table
03:34But it doesn't mean you're going to be accepted into it
03:45Absolutely, lovely. What was it like to be a sex symbol in this country? It was brilliant, duh
03:55I'm Caprice. I'm from Hacienda Heights, California, and I've been in England for 17 years
04:02I was only 24 years old when I moved to England
04:06Caprice thinks that she's English. But at the end of the day Caprice is American. I arrived in England in
04:131996 and within six months
04:16Everyone in this country knew who I was. I would just look at a camera and make 15 grand every 10 minutes Caprice is famous
04:23I mean Caprice has one name like Madonna to know that every single guy was wanking to my pit
04:29No, I'm just joking
04:31Actually, I'm not just joking
04:39Five years ago, I thought I'm getting a little bit older. What am I gonna do next?
04:43So I opened up this company called by Caprice lingerie. I am building a monster Empire now, isn't that gorgeous?
04:49That would look great on you
04:51Oh
04:59He is so beautiful, I found my soulmate at 39 he's an American. Oh my goodness
05:06He is so handsome. I am now seven months pregnant and I couldn't be more excited. Oh my god
05:14He looks just like his daddy. It's pretty amazing
05:18I
05:20Have worked like a dog to get where I'm at and I've been accepted into
05:25Certain social circles that are really hard to penetrate
05:29Aren't we going to this polo or something polo in the park? I think it'll be better than the Cartier one
05:34Is it relaxed? Can you go in jeans? No, just a cute little hopefully summer dress
05:38I've known Caroline for a long long time. Caroline is more American than me. So you want to go you mean animal?
05:46Um Caprice has been adopted in society here, I think she's done very well for herself
05:51She's as accepted as any American could be I'll have Annabelle come to mine and then we'll swing around and we'll go in your car
05:58Yeah, I think what I've done is almost impossible for any American to do
06:02Did your pregnancy did it go in waves where sometimes you were craving carbs? You know what? I craved lots of liver
06:16I'm not the manicured girl around town. I don't wear loads of jewelry. I don't go and get my hair done and my nails
06:27My name is Annabelle, I come from an aristocratic family when I was a kid I just spend a lot of time in White Castle
06:33My aristocratic roots and my feelings towards them. I'm quite ambivalent about you know
06:39I'm more of the sort of rock and roll side than the posh side
06:42Annabelle's just somebody I wouldn't want to piss off
06:45When I walk into a room, I think people think oh
06:49It's Annabelle. I
06:51Was a model for Alexander McQueen and his muse for 22 years
06:55Alexander was my best friend my brother my husband my he was the world to me
07:06When Alexander died it was devastating to me
07:10You know, I'm still now trying to deal with it, I'm not sure how well when I will stop dealing with it
07:18Because I miss him so much
07:28Hey darling, how you doing?
07:40When is that
07:44I'm in Annabelle in 2008 and since Alexander's death
07:47She's sort of been withdrawn and I'm trying to get her out because I want her to meet new people
07:59Okay, that sounds like fun
08:11I
08:12Have to send pancreas. Well, you're going somewhere nice. I'm going to Newmarket
08:17Because I'm training to race a horse. I started riding horses when I was four. I stopped riding after I was 16
08:24I'm learning again how to ride and I've basically picked it up from the beginning
08:40Okay
08:50The race I'm currently training for is at Goodwood racetrack celebrity women have been asked to
08:56Raise enough money to build a school in Ethiopia, right? Let's hop on this little bit of a equipment here
09:03You remember the position of your feet in the irons you have to do all this without even thinking about it. That's good
09:08Horse riding. It's a very British pastime and there is a history in my family when I was a kid
09:14I was told I had a good saddle
09:20Eyes front good
09:25How's that feel my ass is killing me that's good that means you're working at it
09:33Okay
09:35Now what did you do wrong there?
09:40One thing you did first of all you look down at what you was doing. Oh, you lost your balance straightaway. Okay
09:45Okay, all this is by feel. Yeah, and it should be automatic
09:50You're improving, but you've got a long long long way to go. Come on
09:55Then let's come put all this work onto the back of this horse. Okay, I'm doing this race for
10:01Alexander McQueen, it will be the celebration of his life a nice way to remember him
10:07This is all about control. Off you go
10:10Canter, okay
10:12Now change your hands
10:14Come on with positioning
10:16To go into this race with Alexander's colors on me. It gives me strength having him with me, I guess
10:25Steady
10:30Oh
10:34How'd you breathe in
10:37Doesn't sound okay, you're blowing like you've been on a bloody marathon that shows me
10:42You're not fit. You know, we're near fit
10:44I'm not a person who falls in love with people automatically, but with Alexander
10:49We took one look at each other and that was pretty much it
10:51He was my best friend and I loved him and I missed him you're doing it for charity
10:55You're having a bit of fun
10:56But you've got to be capable and you've got to be sensible and you've got to be safe
11:00If we don't step up a gear we ain't gonna make it
11:05Coming up on ladies of London, I really want to be candid with you. Totally
11:09I have heard certain things about you some good a lot bad
11:13I
11:23Very rude, please. Okay. Thank you
11:28My name is Noelle
11:29I'm from Seattle and I've been in London for almost 10 years when I was 13 years old
11:33I got scouted by a modeling agent. I did it for many years. I got to travel the world
11:38So what are you doing in London? Anyway, I work in fashion and in TV
11:43When I was 20 years old, I met my ex-fiance. He was living in London
11:47I decided to come visit him and then I never left Noelle's idea of a future husband is one with lots of money in his pocket
11:58This is very romantic I thought so over the muddy water considering I hate Heights and I'm claustrophobic
12:04Awesome. I first met Scott through my ex-fiance because they were social friends and Scott proposed marriage to me within three months
12:12Me knowing him
12:13Are you sure you're okay to open that?
12:17Champagne glass, please. We've been trying to get married for almost four years and it still hasn't happened because of his divorce
12:27Scott Young is going through one of the biggest divorces in
12:30World history right now. He is being accused of magically making 400 million pounds disappear
12:43It's actually quite extraordinary that Big Ben saw my doorstep and that is my life now
12:48You know when I came over here and I met my ex I came over with the suitcase
12:52I ended up staying here and I think that I always felt that there was something in London for me like a life
12:59From a really young age. I always wanted to move in powerful circles
13:03And I think that London is the perfect place to do that. What do you want the next year to bring?
13:08Happiness for you and me Scott knows full stop, but if he doesn't get this case sorted I'm out of his life
13:14I know a lot of things are out of his hands, but I can't wait around until I'm like 35
13:39Hi
13:41Sorry to keep you waiting angel
13:44You all right. Yeah, honestly know how you doing it. I'm like if I'm tired with my schedule
13:50I can't imagine seven months pregnant
13:52I know Noel through her boyfriend Scott and I've known Scott for a very very long time. He's got a good heart
13:58He's such a lovely guy, you know, I was engaged when I first moved over here and after the breakup
14:04I had to work really hard to get to where I am now
14:06I would love your sage advice on getting ahead in this town
14:11And I find England still to be a man's world in this country and especially if you're good-looking
14:17It's almost a detriment. I really admire Caprice and I think there's so much that I can learn from her
14:25Has some very successful friends says me if they're like all these great things that you do business-wise
14:31Never get any recognition or notice because of the drama in your personal life overshadows I
14:39Really want to be candid with you. Totally. I have heard certain things about you some good a lot bad
14:46Scott and Noel's press situation regarding the divorce is not that great in the UK
14:52A scandal could stay with you for years and years
14:56So Noel has to be careful people are judging you
15:00Judging your integrity and judging your relationship just judging you overall. You've known him forever. He's a smart guy
15:06do you think that Scott he would end up with a girl who's just
15:10After him for his money. I don't I don't know. He was never gonna get married again
15:15Honey, let me tell you this Scott is in love with you
15:18And when a guy is that much in love with you, he will give you what you want
15:22Some people think Noel is a gold digger
15:24I just think she's a hustler and I have a lot of respect for that because that's exactly what I did when I first
15:30Got to London I hustled and I want to help you because I know that you're going on this journey that I went on
15:35Quite a few years ago. Thank you. Are you going to polo in the park?
15:39Mm-hmm. I was planning on going with two of my girlfriends Marissa and Juliet. I guess we'll see you there. Perfect
15:44I'll just come find you. Okay. Thank you. Thank you for coming. Yeah, it's good to see you, babe
15:53I see you look this way. Come ask me. What's your name?
15:57My name is Marissa. I grew up in Newport Beach, California
16:01I've been living in London for the past five years. Am I fish out of water? Most definitely
16:08Thanks darling
16:11I'm married a Brit Matt and I've been married for three years. All right time for drink
16:15I love a watermelon martini a lot of the London Society girls were not interested in having me around
16:21But once people found out that my husband was Matt Hermer, they were much more interested to get to know me
16:29Matt owns a nightclub called bougie. The princesses go there all the time
16:33It's one of the most exclusive nightclubs in the world to get into bougie
16:37You need to be a member or a royal have won an Oscar or a Grammy
16:40Look at all these people in the park. It's Saturday, darling. You know, that's what happens. It's so nice. Let's take time off. Should we go off here, bougie?
16:47Go, go, go, go, go. Matt and I have a 19 month old son. So what have you got for us today?
16:52So I called Fortman Mason. They're doing this thing now where they deliver hampers to wherever you are in the park
16:57So what's in the hamper? I'm kind of hungry. I don't think it's a full hamper. It's like a tea hamper
17:01So I'm gonna get a tea hamper. I'm gonna get a hamper. I'm gonna get a hamper. I'm gonna get a hamper
17:05I'm gonna get a hamper. I'm gonna get a hamper. I'm gonna get a hamper. I'm gonna get a hamper
17:07I don't think it's a full hamper. It's like a tea hamper. So it's probably scones clotted cream. Maybe some sandwiches, right?
17:15Hi
17:16Wow, is this it? This is so cute
17:20This is really cute. I love this color
17:22I'm slightly more interested in what's in it. I first met Matt when he was in the height of his nightclubbing days
17:28He was dating supermodels. He had his pick of London's sort of creme de la creme. Do I have chocolate all over my face?
17:35I'm in quite a few spots
17:37Matt he got to a certain stage of his life where he wanted something else
17:41Then he met me and he was happy to settle down with an American for the next chapter of his life
17:46The good news is you now have chocolate in your hair as well as your body
17:50How do you feel about the impending citizenship? I'm definitely nervous about it
17:56I'm getting my citizenship to the United Kingdom and I'm committing myself to this country. I love it here. I love this country
18:03What it's given me in our family
18:05But this is definitely another chapter of my life and I think it might be a little bittersweet, too
18:12It does sort of make me miss my family. I feel like I'm further from home
18:17I want to become British so I can fully embrace my life living in London
18:23Plus Matt didn't really like waiting for me for two hours while I went through the customs queue
18:27In the airport, do you like that darling?
18:30It's not quite nice
18:32Quite nice. I know it's me becoming British just in time for you to get your passport
18:37Just in time for me to actually be British
18:41Coming up on ladies of London, how do you not know if the person that you're with is an honest person right now?
18:47Julia's being such a bitch
18:49I
19:01Want you to go swimming cuz you're doing so well right now, okay, you go swimming with Gigi we're going to tennis
19:07My name is Juliet. I'm from Chicago and I've been living in London for three years. Say good luck. Mommy and daddy
19:13Swim like a fish. Mercy's gonna take you swimming today. Okay. Bye
19:18Gregor and I have been married for six years. We have two children
19:22Georgina is almost five and Truman's two and a half. Gregor's a senior partner at an advertising agency and three years ago
19:29They wanted him here in London. So we packed up and moved 5,000 miles away
19:37This is crazy traffic. You can go in the right lane and then cut everybody off
19:40You can go in the right lane and then cut everybody off. I do it all the time. You just smile and just go. Sorry
19:46Say sorry, I'm cutting you off in Wandsworth
19:49Sorry, sorry. I
19:51Live in Battersea, which is south of the river from Chelsea
19:55There is a bit of a snobbery people believe that you're supposed to desire to live in South Kensington or Chelsea
20:01I love living south of the river go back and take the train. I don't do public transport
20:06You've ever been on a train
20:08This drive stresses me out so much
20:10I used to be at the club during the week twice a week before I started working
20:14That was good life in my 20s
20:16I had a lot of friends that were actors and we had a blast Lindsay Lohan was a great friend of mine
20:21We'd go to clubs and sit next to Leo DiCaprio and I just happened to be one of them. The competition has arrived
20:39Love love
20:42Good shot when you go out with Juliet you buy tickets to the Juliet show
20:59Sometimes it's a bit too much for some Brits. Oh gosh
21:04Thank you guys
21:07In America, it's like who do you know that's famous and here in England? It's who do you know with a title?
21:13It's like a different kind of rat race. I'd say
21:16That was fun. I was so close right you guys we don't have to post a score, right?
21:21Your names is fine, right?
21:36I
21:49Didn't know what our next is sleeping or anything to bring lunch. Hi, you look cute
21:56This weather is
21:58Hi
22:00What type of tea do you want to our chamomile English breakfast?
22:04Seriously Brit with all the tea in there
22:07When Juliet moved here, she didn't know anyone at the time
22:10I was going to a lot of parties so it was fun for me to invite a new American friend in town
22:16Thanks for my tea before we go have tea just like seriously. Do we just drink tea in England all the time?
22:21You come over. Would you like some tea? Can I take your coat? Would you like some tea?
22:25so
22:27Have you seen well lately? I haven't spoken to her in a while
22:30I haven't spoken to her since he got out of jail. Did you see the newspaper?
22:35No, but I heard something about a huge double-page spread of her and Scott in the newspaper about Scott obviously, okay
22:42She's still living with her friend. I think I don't know. We'll get the scoop. I actually met Noel through Marissa
22:49He invited them over for Christmas Scott arrived with a finger sling
22:53So you drink champagne and and eat the food
22:57But he couldn't help with cleaning up because he had broken his finger putting on tight jeans the week before
23:03Hi, boo. We were ignoring you. We have to go relate. Mommy's gonna be back after a nap time. Okay, what do they up?
23:11Okay, say goodbye to Juliet
23:14Lisa can you put Max down for now?
23:17I
23:23Well, I'm in a tough spot it doesn't sound like it looks good
23:26It's never sounded or looks good. It's never sounded or look good. It's just a really hard position to be in like
23:34Because we're kind of involved if we're friends with her and associated and I just I don't know how associated
23:40I want to be to that like she had a nice break when he was locked away
23:44He's now out and
23:47Like she's back in this again
23:49I mean, I want to be supportive but it all just seems a little like shady. There's got to be some truth to it
23:54So cute
23:56I can't believe you never been here
23:58Hi, good afternoon
24:00Thank you, it's so cute here
24:02You were supposed to tell me about all the good places when I first moved here
24:06This is like obvious
24:07Everybody in London drinks tea and if you're not British and you're in London
24:10Then you're certainly going to go get some tea
24:12I have a hard time deciding what I'm having for dinner at a restaurant. Let alone a friend
24:16I'm just gonna go get a cup of tea. I'm gonna have a cup of tea. I'm gonna have a cup of tea
24:20I'm gonna have a cup of tea. I'm gonna have a cup of tea. I'm gonna have a cup of tea
24:22I'm just gonna go get a cup of tea. I'm gonna have a cup of tea I'm gonna have a cup of tea
24:24I'm gonna have a cup of tea. I'm gonna have a cup of tea
24:26I'm gonna have a cup of tea
24:28I don't know if I will have a cup of tea
24:30I mean, I might have a cup of tea
24:32I'll try to get a cup of tea
24:34This one's called ding dong
24:36Ding dong
24:38Oh, my god
24:40Hi
24:42How are you going?
24:44I haven't seen you in a decade
24:46You look so cute
24:48Have you ever been here before?
24:50What about, like, Queen and Blend?
24:52I'm really happy with the Earl Gray.
24:54Thank you very much.
24:56So boring.
24:57So how are you?
24:58Tell me what's going on.
24:59I haven't seen you or talked to you in ages.
25:01Yeah, I heard you were in the papers.
25:02What's been going on?
25:03Well, it's just about Scott's divorce.
25:05I like Scott.
25:06Like, he's nice and lovely when we were together.
25:09But what is all that crap going on?
25:12Scott went to prison because he had a court order against him
25:16to reveal the business dealings of his ex-colleagues,
25:19and he was not able to do this.
25:21And the tabloids have decided to make him this villain.
25:24If nobody asks me about Scott for the next two weeks,
25:27I will be unbelievably happy.
25:29Yeah, but you're out with him.
25:31So, like, it is, like, what is your life?
25:34There's so many other things going on in my life, babe.
25:37I know, but that's a...
25:38Babe, that is a big element.
25:40Yeah.
25:41I have no problem with him if what he says is the truth.
25:45And that's what I'm waiting for, too.
25:48How do you, like, how do you deal with that?
25:50Like, how do you not know if the person that you're with
25:52is an honest person?
25:54Right now, Juliette's being such a bitch.
25:56Give me a break.
25:58You know it's complicated with Scott.
26:00Why are you being so mean?
26:02Like, I'm just worried for you,
26:04if this is the man you're choosing to be with
26:06for the rest of your life.
26:07And if it was truthful, it would be done.
26:09It would have been done.
26:12Why is it so complicated?
26:16There may be a bit of a jealousy factor with Juliette
26:20because I get more press attention.
26:22It's been reported in the papers that Scott has done...
26:25Offshore business.
26:26Offshore business.
26:27Right.
26:28Part of the reason that he went to prison
26:29is he doesn't want to get some of his friends in trouble
26:31that he may have done business with.
26:32They are the people you don't want to disclose.
26:34It's hard when you are in love with someone or love someone.
26:38It is super hard.
26:39Like, I do love you, and that's...
26:40And love is irrational,
26:41and so you can think rationally about anything,
26:43but it's complicated.
26:45You are in love with him.
26:46Yeah.
26:47I think Noelle needs to be cautious.
26:49Once a scandal is finished and wrapped up and over,
26:52is it hard to come back from that?
26:54Yeah, people don't forget.
26:56This weekend is Paula in the Park.
26:58Oh, you guys know my hat?
27:00I got a hat yesterday.
27:01You did?
27:02Yeah.
27:03Like, a hat is something I would like to try
27:04to incorporate into my life anyways.
27:06Wear wedges, because it's in the grass,
27:08and if you wear a stiletto, you aerate the grass,
27:11and it's horrendous.
27:12That sounds like fun.
27:14Coming up on Ladies of London...
27:16I love that hat.
27:17I feel like this outfit is wasted here.
27:20That's what we call a posh put-down.
27:22Well, thank you.
27:24You know I'm flying high, living life large every day
27:28Just like the stars in the sky, I'm floating on air
27:31Won't stop till I get to the top and it breaks
27:34Yeah, yeah, yeah
27:39I don't want to see another bottle of wine ever again.
27:43What are you saying, no more drink?
27:45Not another bottle of wine for at least a couple of hours.
27:51So you said that Caprice is going today?
27:53I'm going to pick up Caprice and Annabelle.
27:55Is it quite conservative at this event?
27:57It's meant to be a nice, sophisticated day out.
28:01You're not sort of screeching at each other
28:03and downing beers.
28:06Best stay at home then.
28:08Polo in the Park is an event that kicks off the summer season.
28:12It's a fun day out for anybody that wants to go, really.
28:15You know, I've been in the Royal Box and things like that.
28:17Other countries that don't have royals, they look at us
28:20and, you know, the pomp and ceremony that we all have.
28:23Yeah, that no one else has.
28:24That's what's so lovely about England.
28:26You know, when do you see carriages and the changing of the guard?
28:30Somebody coming in from America, trying to break into British society
28:33it is not an easy thing to do.
28:35Especially as the British are particularly aware of it.
28:38They hate pushy, aggressive social climbers.
28:41What does it take to get into the Royal Box?
28:43They'd never let you in.
28:44They'd never let me in.
28:55So I'm going to the polo, Georgie. Do you know what polo is?
28:58No.
28:59It's a sport here.
29:00Prince William and Prince Harry play it, I know that.
29:03And lots of very good-looking Argentinian men.
29:07Do you have American friends?
29:09No.
29:10I don't like Americans.
29:11You don't like Americans?
29:13I'm joking.
29:14You're not getting paid today.
29:16That's it.
29:21Maribel, let's pick these glasses.
29:23Do I look like a bug a little bit?
29:25Yeah.
29:26This is getting increasingly more difficult here.
29:28Let me try at least four more on.
29:30The summer social season begins with a bang with polo.
29:35And then it carries on throughout the end of July
29:39and then everyone leaves for holiday.
29:48Are you going to help Mommy with her outfit?
29:50Yeah.
29:51I work in fashion PR.
29:52I work with some amazing designers
29:54and create lots of great red carpet looks,
29:57working with celebrity stylists and celebrities themselves.
30:00And I love it.
30:02What do you think?
30:03That's lovely, Mommy.
30:05You never wear pink.
30:06I know, I never wear pink.
30:08My kids both have little British accents.
30:10It's just annoying that I'm as American as they come.
30:18Okay, I love you.
30:19Bye.
30:32Hi.
30:33Wow.
30:34Hi.
30:35See it and love it and want it.
30:37Come on in.
30:38Oh, yeah.
30:41Hello.
30:42Hey, darling.
30:45Hi, darling.
30:51The other night I ran into this friend of mine, Scott.
30:54A really sweet guy.
30:55Is that the Scott Young that I've read about?
30:58The really messy divorce case.
31:00Exactly.
31:01In America, the press is not as harsh.
31:04In England, they love the dirt and they stay with the dirt.
31:08And they keep bringing up the dirt.
31:10His girlfriend's going to be at the Polo in the Park today.
31:14Noelle.
31:15I like her.
31:18She is American.
31:20Okay.
31:21Noelle's situation with the press right now is a difficult one.
31:25I really feel for her.
31:27But this is all part of the fame game.
31:29Are we too dressed up for this Polo in the Parky thing?
31:32No, I think you look right.
31:33It's definitely not a hat.
31:34You don't wear hats.
31:35Today, a hat?
31:36No way.
31:37You don't wear hats to Polo.
31:38Never.
31:39Never?
31:40Never.
31:41No.
31:42I can't really, like, navigate with this hat.
31:43Let me see underneath.
31:46It's sort of like, that's what pirates have to do.
31:48They can only see out of one eye.
31:49Do you feel like a pirate?
31:50Yeah, I do.
31:55Arr.
32:04TV London.
32:07Wow.
32:08Polo's very pretty.
32:12Something I'm not used to.
32:14You won't see people with signs and yelling and foam cheeses on their head.
32:19It helps that there's sexy men on horses.
32:28Wow, this is really nice.
32:30The sun's coming out.
32:34Wow.
32:40I think I'm the only one in, like, a dress.
32:42What?
32:43We're all in dresses, you silly moo.
32:45Caroline, you did not say that.
32:47Yeah, she did say it.
32:50Here we are.
32:51Oh, look, there's Noelle.
32:57Hi, girls.
32:58Hi.
32:59Hi.
33:00How are you?
33:01I'm good, thank you.
33:03Hi, how are you?
33:05Noelle.
33:06I met you briefly.
33:07Hi.
33:08Congratulations.
33:09How are you?
33:10Nice to meet you.
33:11Julia.
33:12Caroline.
33:13Hi, nice to meet you.
33:14Nice to meet you.
33:15And this is Annabelle.
33:18The dress code at Polo in the Park is probably smart, but not too smart.
33:21The Americans are dressed like they're going to have tea at Buckingham Palace,
33:26not like they're going to watch a polo match.
33:28You guys want to sit at our table?
33:30Yeah, I'm thirsty.
33:32OK.
33:33Where's everyone sitting?
33:34Oh, just sit wherever.
33:37I like your dress.
33:39Very nice.
33:41I saw a great piece about you in the paper yesterday.
33:45Oh, did you like it?
33:46Yeah, really good.
33:47Great photo.
33:49Marissa is slightly all over me, but I'm kind of used to that with Americans.
33:53You sort of get, gee, where do you get your shoes?
33:55You look so pretty today.
33:56I mean, I've seen that photo before, I think on your Twitter or something.
33:59Yeah.
34:00Caroline Stanbury is the darling of London society.
34:03She's in the papers a lot.
34:05She's in the tabloids.
34:06I see her picture in magazines.
34:07My husband has known her for years.
34:09I read about the Monopoly board that you designed for someone.
34:12Yeah, yeah.
34:13Amazing.
34:14Yeah.
34:15I'm not surprised Matt chose an American girl at all.
34:17British women can be quite stuck up.
34:20I think American women are drummed into being these amazing sort of Stepford wives,
34:25and I imagine she's fabulous in the kitchen.
34:30Nice bag.
34:32I just got it recently.
34:33Actually, I found it on your website.
34:35I recognize it.
34:37It's really good also.
34:39It's small, so it doesn't fit a compact or a mirror,
34:42but actually you can sort of check if you have spinach in your teeth just by looking at it.
34:46Oh, actually, that is genius.
34:47I don't even have a mirror on me.
34:49Well, then you can use this bag.
34:50I love it.
34:51I think with Marissa, she has gained access to British society,
34:56but clearly if Marissa wasn't married to Matt, it wouldn't have been so easy for her.
35:04I love that hat.
35:05She looks so smart.
35:08Well, I am, in case you didn't know.
35:12Noelle and her hat, totally unnecessary for such an event.
35:16She looks totally out of place.
35:21I feel like this outfit is wasted here.
35:23We need to sort of transport you to Aska.
35:26Well, thank you.
35:28That's what we call a posh put-down.
35:30Ascot are horse races where there is a specific dress code and you must wear a hat.
35:38Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
35:40In the number one position, the sponsor of the team, Gustavo Bilbao.
35:44Does anyone here actually watch polo and know anything about it?
35:47Actually, that's a valid question.
35:49Caprice thought the numbers on the back were grading the players.
35:53Of course, it makes sense to me.
36:06Okay, let's go and watch the game.
36:07Are we going to go watch polo?
36:09That's why we're here, right?
36:11I've never watched polo coming to these things.
36:14Nobody goes to polo to watch polo.
36:16They go there to drink and socialize.
36:19Duh.
36:22Polo is guys on horses hitting a ball back and forth on a field.
36:28I don't get it.
36:30Let's hear it for these two teams, ladies and gentlemen.
36:32Team Sydney and Team Buenos Aires.
36:34I want to watch it.
36:35Let's go, let's go, let's go.
36:36Six, five, four, three, two, one.
36:42Oh, my God.
36:46Oh, my gosh.
36:48Oh, he's got it, he's got it.
36:50It's only going to go downhill from here, girls.
36:53In Britain, we just aren't meant to get that excited about things
36:57or at least show your excitement.
36:59Look, this is me excited now.
37:00You'd never know.
37:04But he's got the ball.
37:06Oh!
37:08He's mega cool.
37:09Yay!
37:12Juliette is very vocal.
37:14She's very American, you know, the little,
37:17little American and so excited and so naive.
37:20Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
37:22Here's the action.
37:23Oh, God.
37:24The ball movement's so expressive.
37:27Oh, gosh.
37:28Does the ball hit the horses?
37:30I don't know, but we are shouting with excitement.
37:32We have to be quiet.
37:33There are other onlookers here.
37:36That was really exciting.
37:37I like a good countdown.
37:39Happy New Year!
37:41The way I sort of look at them is like three dogs.
37:44Juliette's, like, an overexcited terrier.
37:47Noelle, I see a mutt that you picked up from Battersea Dogs Home
37:51and she's had one bad owner.
37:53And Marissa is one of those pampered poodles
37:57with, you know, all that shave stuff
37:59where she's got little, you know, buns all over her.
38:02And she's probably pink.
38:05Oh!
38:06This is fun!
38:07Wow!
38:08This is fun!
38:09Wow!
38:10Exciting.
38:11Look how into it they are.
38:13And look at us.
38:16We've been to loads of them.
38:18Marissa and Noelle and I are having fun and getting into it
38:22and the Brits are so serious.
38:24I just want to turn to them and say, lighten up.
38:32Touchdown!
38:34Coming up on Ladies of London...
38:36Do the horses get hurt with the club?
38:39The club.
38:40They're not golfing, are they?
38:49And there's a good one. Just patch it back together.
38:52I like this. This is fun.
38:54It makes you feel like you're a part of it.
38:56Divot stomping is a big tradition in polo.
38:59Off, everyone! Get off my divot!
39:03I love it because Pretty Woman is one of my favourite movies
39:07and I pretend I'm Julia Roberts.
39:09And you're like seven-inch platforms.
39:11I may have to buy another pair of shoes after this.
39:15Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the countdown.
39:18Come on, join me.
39:19We have lots of stars up there.
39:21We're going to get behind these teams.
39:23This is the new league point with the charge.
39:25Run as soon as you get down.
39:27Do the horses get hurt with the, what is it called, the club?
39:31The club.
39:32No, but like a golf club.
39:34It's not a golf club.
39:35What is it?
39:36It's a mallet.
39:37Mallet.
39:38Like a croquet mallet.
39:39They're not golfing out there.
39:42I'm sure Caroline doesn't know what a baseball bat is.
39:45OK, guys, come on. I think it's time we go.
39:48So the missus is gone.
39:50OK, to go?
39:51Yeah, OK.
39:52I'm happy that Caprice introduced me to new people.
39:55Nice meeting you.
39:56Because I'm not a person who makes friends sort of automatically.
39:59Nice to meet you.
40:01See you soon.
40:02Yeah, take care.
40:03Part of the process of settling in in a new country
40:06is making new friends and meeting new people.
40:08And I hope, you know, we can get along.
40:11Will you tell Scott hello for me?
40:13He's such a sweetheart.
40:15I will see you soon.
40:17OK, so we'll see you.
40:18OK.
40:19Bye, guys.
40:20Bye.
40:21Bye.
40:22Bye.
40:23Juliette is an excitable sort of wind-up doll,
40:26but I really do like her, and that's a rare thing.
40:30We're ready to go.
40:32Marissa, she's lovely.
40:34You've got amazing skin.
40:35Yeah.
40:36Juliette's quite American.
40:37Yeah.
40:38More American, actually, than the other two.
40:40She's a little too American.
40:45This season on Ladies of London.
40:49This is the big league.
40:51This is London.
40:52Go, go, go, go, go!
40:55Oh!
40:56Ah!
40:57Yeah!
40:58Oh, my God.
41:01I don't think you can sell luxury if you don't live luxury.
41:04Oh, royal baby.
41:05This baby is the future king or queen.
41:08You can feel the excitement in the air.
41:10It's tangible.
41:11Guys, we need to start lining you up in order!
41:16Let's party!
41:18This is why I love London.
41:20I've never seen so many people talk more crap.
41:23You know, a lot in England goes on behind closed doors.
41:26It's my name being dragged through the press, not hers.
41:29People just being mean and not excited for this
41:31and just thinking of themselves, it hurts my feelings.
41:34And I have just gone against my words myself
41:36by moving in with you.
41:37I don't need confrontation, but I will engage if it's something...
41:41Oh, yes, you will.
41:42Riding an animal over 45 miles an hour is very dangerous.
41:47Oh, my God!
41:48Breathe through.
41:49Oh, God.
41:50So my husband will be the Earl of Sandwich.
41:52Julie is in line to the throne.
41:54Oh, wow.
41:55Guys, look.
41:56Oh, my God.
41:58This is Lord Sandwich.
42:00Hello.
42:01Pleasure to meet you.
42:02What are we having for dinner?
42:04It's venison.
42:05I don't eat bamboo.
42:07Let it go.
42:08Here's to you, my new British wife.
42:11I have a big secret.
42:13Oh, my gosh.
42:14What?
42:15Caprice is on the cover of the Daily Mail.
42:17That's God's.
42:18I need drugs!
42:20Oh!
42:21I've been very nervous about this.
42:25I do not believe that you're...

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