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00:00:00What conditions for women have improved in the West?
00:00:07Here in Guns R, they're about the worst in the world.
00:00:10It's no exaggeration to say that these women live their lives essentially as slaves.
00:00:14Am I still on air?
00:00:15Damn!
00:00:16I'm sure reception will improve once we get out of this pass, Ms. Prescott.
00:00:17No.
00:00:18I mean, do we think that the warlords are going to put their guns down just because
00:00:19I'm here for an election year photo op?
00:00:20We're wasting our time.
00:00:21It only takes one pebble to start an avalanche.
00:00:22What the hell is this?
00:00:34Reynolds?
00:00:39Camelot 1 to Camelot 2.
00:00:40What's the holdup?
00:00:41I'll take care of it in a second.
00:00:42We've got to move this car.
00:00:43Jones is down.
00:00:44We've got to move this car.
00:00:48Jones is down.
00:00:54He's got a gun!
00:00:56Get down!
00:00:58Ah!
00:01:14Webber, get Elise to safety!
00:01:27Are you okay?
00:01:28I'm activating the pulling beacon on your watch.
00:01:30You're going to run through east.
00:01:32Someone will be by to get you within 30 minutes.
00:01:34You're coming with me, aren't you?
00:01:35I've got to cover you.
00:01:36Go!
00:01:58I like your watch.
00:02:00May I see it?
00:02:03Put it up.
00:02:07You can imagine what can happen to a pretty thing like you in these mountains.
00:02:10What are you going to do to me?
00:02:13That depends on the President of the United States.
00:02:16Or as you call him, Daddy.
00:02:28Candle.
00:02:31When?
00:02:34I'll be there in 10 minutes.
00:02:37Bring me up to speed, Bobby.
00:02:39Two hours ago, the First Stardust Convoy was hit by militants in the mountains near Ganzar Province.
00:02:45Approximately 30 minutes ago, the White House received that via email.
00:02:48We've got to move this car.
00:02:50You're going to run through east.
00:02:52You're going to run through east.
00:02:54You're going to run through east.
00:02:56Received that via email.
00:02:57Hello, Mr. President.
00:02:59And presumably members of the U.S. intelligence agencies.
00:03:02You may call me Ulrika.
00:03:05Though I assume you have a thorough dossier already.
00:03:08But I want you to say hello to my new houseguest.
00:03:14I will make you a simple offer.
00:03:18My country isn't disarrayed.
00:03:21It's fractured.
00:03:23We need a strong leader to unite it.
00:03:26And that leader shall be me.
00:03:29But I need your help.
00:03:31I ask of the U.S. to liberate my country from its shackles.
00:03:35Eliminate the rival's pretentious to the throne.
00:03:39And install me as a legitimate president.
00:03:42You do this, and I will become a very, very good friend to America.
00:03:53You got 48 hours from the receipt of this email.
00:03:57Do not play me for the fool.
00:03:59If I see as much as one drone, one G.I. footprint in the dirt.
00:04:05Then I'll start nailing pieces of her back to you.
00:04:13Even such grotesque things are of great value to any number of America's enemies.
00:04:22Holy fuck.
00:04:24Yeah, that about says it.
00:04:26Tell me the president is nowhere near the situation, Ralph.
00:04:29Oh, he wants blood, but has recused himself.
00:04:31Now, as far as the press is concerned, he's going through a routine medical procedure.
00:04:35The good news is we've managed to keep him in on the kidnapping so far.
00:04:38So what do we know about this woman?
00:04:40She's one of five significant warlords in the territory.
00:04:43Now, we don't know her place of origin, date of birth, or if Orca is even her real name.
00:04:47What we do know is she trusts no men except for her right hand, Grigory Babishkova.
00:04:52Their base of operations is a former Soviet prison.
00:04:55It's a virtual fortress.
00:04:57The locals call it the Citadel.
00:04:58Frontal assault is out.
00:05:00This isn't Bin Laden's condo in Abbottabad.
00:05:02She'd be dead, but we still try to kick in the front door.
00:05:05Well, that leaves us with a long shot, infiltration.
00:05:08Now, the problem with that is, other than Grigory, she's completely paranoid about all men.
00:05:12I mean, her psych evaluation says that it's almost pathological.
00:05:14Unresolved paternal...
00:05:15Daddy issues. Got it.
00:05:16So she'd be doubly on guard if some strange men started knocking at her door.
00:05:20What does she feel about women?
00:05:21Oh, her hate is unisex.
00:05:23She thinks women are weak and underestimates them.
00:05:26Then that's who we go with. Use her prejudice against her.
00:05:29We don't have anyone, ma'am. I mean, at least not qualified.
00:05:32The military changed their position on women in combat too soon for this one.
00:05:35And our own people?
00:05:37Anyone who could is too embedded.
00:05:39And even if we could get them out without blowing their cover or getting them killed, we couldn't do it in time.
00:05:45We just need to think outside the box in this case.
00:05:48Or more accurately, inside the box.
00:06:06Signed two weeks up already.
00:06:10Pizza day.
00:06:14Pizza day.
00:06:41I've been waiting for today, Claire.
00:06:45Me too.
00:06:46You only got two weeks in the hole, my girl's still stuck in infirmary, breathing through a goddamn tube.
00:06:52I told her what would happen if she didn't stop shaking me down.
00:06:55You don't think you gotta pay me tribute like everybody else around here?
00:07:00No.
00:07:02And what was with the lackey?
00:07:04You should have told me to my face.
00:07:06Oh, Claire. You know I prefer talking about people behind their back.
00:07:15No!
00:07:28I just wanted my goddamn pizza.
00:07:36Thanks.
00:07:41Cassandra Clay?
00:07:42What?
00:07:44What?
00:07:50Here, kitty kitty.
00:07:51Fuck off, Pignatelli, I'm working.
00:07:56Don't worry, I'll pay you every penny you're worth.
00:08:02Cap Morgan?
00:08:05Yeah.
00:08:08Little privacy, please.
00:08:11I'll be keeping an eye out on you.
00:08:13Hey, big face.
00:08:17Fuck.
00:08:19You'll do.
00:08:35Meilin Fong?
00:08:39CIA?
00:08:41Give me a moment.
00:08:43Sure.
00:09:07Nice trick.
00:09:14Fuck.
00:09:23Mona.
00:09:26Raven.
00:09:33I knew it was just a matter of time before you came crawling back.
00:09:39Cutie pie.
00:09:43Office perk?
00:09:48Surprise.
00:09:54Fucking bitch.
00:09:55Bitch.
00:10:10Ladies, I hope you excuse the rough treatment, but time is money.
00:10:15Meilin Fong.
00:10:16Explosives ordered at its disposal.
00:10:18Qualified multi-engine pilot.
00:10:20I also play piano.
00:10:22Then you turned self-styled techno-anarchist.
00:10:25Blew up what you described at the trial as a crooked Wall Street bank.
00:10:30Sentenced to 15 years.
00:10:33What's a Chinese girl know about making bombs, anyway?
00:10:36Oh, the Chinese invented gunpowder.
00:10:40Or did they not teach you that in the trailer park?
00:10:45Catherine Morgan.
00:10:47Marine Corps qualified scout sniper.
00:10:49Ten years for shooting up your boyfriend's truck while he and his mistress were in it.
00:10:53Shocker.
00:10:54Not that great of a job.
00:10:56You missed.
00:10:57If I wanted them dead, I would have only needed two rounds.
00:11:01I was just teaching that cheap master lesson.
00:11:05Cassandra Clay.
00:11:06Part of the pilot program to prove that women can serve in combat.
00:11:10Ranger school, then Delta.
00:11:12You were even given command of your own little unit.
00:11:15A real old G.I. Jane.
00:11:19Until you lost half your team in Afghanistan.
00:11:22Attacked your C.O.
00:11:2425 years for nearly killing him.
00:11:27You broke his arm.
00:11:28Broke his legs.
00:11:30One in four places.
00:11:32Broke three ribs, which resulted in puncturing his lung.
00:11:35You squashed his eye socket.
00:11:37I can't take credit for all of that.
00:11:39He was also hit by a truck.
00:11:41When you threw him into it.
00:11:43And then at your court-martial,
00:11:45Not one peep of why.
00:11:48I couldn't recall.
00:11:51Saving the best for last?
00:11:55Raven.
00:11:57I'm not going to tell you your real name.
00:12:00Agency courtesy and all.
00:12:02That, and I'd crush your fucking throat.
00:12:08You've seen everybody's dirty laundry.
00:12:10I think it's time they see yours.
00:12:12You see, Raven was one of us.
00:12:15We taught her how to seduce and kill.
00:12:18And she did it well.
00:12:19Very well.
00:12:21Until she started moonlighting as a hit woman for hire.
00:12:26Private sector pay, good.
00:12:28We would have turned our backs on that.
00:12:30But then you killed one of ours.
00:12:33That paid even better.
00:12:35You're all pieces of shit.
00:12:38But today, you're free.
00:12:41But today, you're lucky pieces of shit.
00:12:43Because Uncle Sam wants you.
00:12:46Uncle Sam must be really fucking desperate.
00:12:49The president's daughter was kidnapped by an Amazonian she-bitch.
00:12:53And she has her hostage in some castle in the backwoods of shitholestan.
00:12:57And she wants us to prop her up as new head of state.
00:13:00And we're going to tell her go to hell.
00:13:02First, we need to get Elise back.
00:13:04So this is the reason I'm putting this team together.
00:13:07Kat, long range interdictions.
00:13:10Communication.
00:13:11Maylin, explosives.
00:13:13Raven, close quarters wet work.
00:13:16Clay, tactical training and command.
00:13:19You get in, grab the girl, get out.
00:13:22Simple.
00:13:25Just the four of us.
00:13:26No backup.
00:13:27Right.
00:13:29Simple.
00:13:30Sounds like a suicide mission.
00:13:32Well, that's why we're sending in you four.
00:13:34How lovely.
00:13:36What's the job, Peyton?
00:13:38We've been authorized to give each of you a full presidential pardon.
00:13:43And even you, Raven.
00:13:45With potential to be reinstated in your previous positions.
00:13:49Of course, that's going to depend on the success of the mission.
00:13:53How does that sound, Captain?
00:13:55What happens if we say no?
00:13:59Well, if you say no, then you go back to your hole.
00:14:02And you serve maximum sentence.
00:14:04We might even put a few more charges on top of that.
00:14:07Depending on how vindictive the president feels when his daughter comes home in several small packages.
00:14:15So what's it going to be, ladies?
00:14:22When do we start?
00:14:25We already have.
00:14:35No!
00:14:54I brought you some food, hon.
00:15:11Did the cook char your chicken?
00:15:17May not be a state dinner, but it's more than virtually every resident here eats in a day.
00:15:24We shouldn't waste it.
00:15:25The United States doesn't do any negotiations.
00:15:30For the masses, no.
00:15:32But for you?
00:15:35The rules are different.
00:15:38And there's virtually no price your father wouldn't pay to get you back.
00:15:43What makes you think that he won't bomb you even further to the Stone Age if something happens to me?
00:15:51So educated, yet so naive.
00:15:56The bullying Americans invading another poor nation for revenge.
00:16:05Not in an election year.
00:16:10The exit. Now.
00:16:14Silly girl.
00:16:23Step away or she's dead.
00:16:27Try anything funny and they'll slit your throat.
00:16:29Go ahead, slit my throat, I give you permission.
00:16:31I am not fooling around here.
00:16:33Neither am I.
00:16:35Shut up! I swear I'll do it.
00:16:37Do it!
00:16:39Killing me's the only way out of your dart!
00:16:41Shut up!
00:16:44How disappointing.
00:16:49I promise not to harm you.
00:16:50Not yet.
00:16:52But you do understand that anyone who comes close to me will be killed.
00:16:56Not yet.
00:16:57But you do understand that insolence cannot go unpunished.
00:17:05Someone else has to be punished in your place.
00:17:08No! Let me go!
00:17:11Stop! No!
00:17:12No!
00:17:13Please!
00:17:18Please!
00:17:27You remember this next time you try anything foolish, bitch!
00:17:53Feel free.
00:17:56No.
00:18:04No changing rooms?
00:18:07Bashful, are we?
00:18:13You wanna unhook the bag?
00:18:27Ladies, better than prison jumpsuits, isn't it?
00:18:35We put together something special for each of you that suits your individual tastes.
00:18:43German made.
00:18:44Blazer R-93.
00:18:45Bold action sniper rifle.
00:18:47The best sniper rifle in the world.
00:18:49Yes.
00:18:53German made.
00:18:54Blazer R-93.
00:18:55Bold action sniper rifle.
00:18:57Shoots a .338 in the poor magnum with a five round load.
00:19:01We've customized it for you, Kat.
00:19:03The Harris bipod attachment and a 4x32 tactical mil-dot scope with a ballistics computer built into the optics.
00:19:14Twin Glock 19s.
00:19:17They shoot 9mm Parabellums and a 14 round clip.
00:19:20Just the way I remember them.
00:19:22Come to me, girls.
00:19:27Triggers aren't broken in.
00:19:29These aren't mine.
00:19:31Your originals are in my office.
00:19:33I had them made into paperweights.
00:19:36No problem.
00:19:38I'm sure I'll find a way to break these in.
00:19:40I'm sure you will.
00:19:43ISA issue mark four.
00:19:45For our demolitions package.
00:19:47CPAT micro detonators.
00:19:49Proximity and radio frequency switches.
00:19:51And next generation semtex.
00:19:53Moldable, concealable, and undetectable to all current bombs and semtex.
00:19:59Anything else?
00:20:02What? No toys for me?
00:20:04Anybody can tell you're a purist.
00:20:06So we figured the best thing with you was to keep things simple.
00:20:11M1911A145 Colt.
00:20:14Old school gun for an old school girl.
00:20:21Woman. I'm in woman.
00:20:32Would you pull your shirt up for me?
00:20:34What is that?
00:20:36The universal access number.
00:20:38If you get into trouble, you dial this number any phone in the world, it will ring back here.
00:20:42And this chip is undetectable to any metal detector.
00:20:48This might sting a bit.
00:20:52Fuck.
00:20:54What happened to old school memorization?
00:20:56Shit.
00:20:59Fuck.
00:21:06Ladies, your carriage arrives.
00:21:18Bad piece of shit.
00:21:24Hey!
00:21:26Be kind to one another.
00:21:29Tajikistan model impressed me in her car of decade.
00:21:34What decade? The 80s?
00:21:38I am Vez. Number one in import-export to Ganzar.
00:21:42You're a smuggler.
00:21:44Souls hunt souls.
00:21:51The important thing is that he says he can get you into the citadel.
00:21:54How?
00:21:55I have men on inside who will vouch for you.
00:21:58His second cousin to third sister's husband.
00:22:01But I know him like first cousin to second sister's husband.
00:22:05And for right price, he looks other way.
00:22:08Any more questions?
00:22:10Yeah.
00:22:12What's to stop us from splitting the moment we hit the road?
00:22:15You mean like the micro-explosive that's implanted subdermally in your carotid when you were all knocked out?
00:22:21Are you serious?
00:22:22No.
00:22:23We don't need insurance.
00:22:25Look at you.
00:22:26This is what you were built for.
00:22:30Road to citadel is swarming with patrols.
00:22:33It's best to go alone.
00:22:38Oh my...
00:22:39God, what is that? It smells like yak piss.
00:22:42No, no, no. It's not yak.
00:22:44It's goat.
00:22:47Do you really trust this guy?
00:22:49As much as I trust you.
00:22:53So, what do we do with Ulrika?
00:22:55Leave her.
00:22:56The brass wants to ask her a few choice questions.
00:22:59Before they shove her into that dark, deep hole.
00:23:02Sorry for ruining your fun.
00:23:04The lease is the objective.
00:23:06Rescue her, and you're free.
00:23:10The clock's ticking.
00:23:12Hey, I drive her.
00:23:14I'm her porter.
00:23:22I'm her porter.
00:23:38We have a song in America.
00:23:40It's a Christmas song.
00:23:42It's a very stupid song.
00:23:44It's Adolph Reindeer with Red Nose.
00:23:46You know this song, huh?
00:23:49Reindeer with bioluminescent nose.
00:23:52He's outcast. He's freak.
00:23:54All other reindeer, they make fun of him.
00:23:56So let's pretend we're real military again.
00:23:59Chain of command and everything.
00:24:01Let's rescue Princess Peach.
00:24:03Let's get our pardons.
00:24:04Let's just never see each other again.
00:24:10Fine by me.
00:24:12Kat, run the crypto check.
00:24:15Pretty please.
00:24:19Charlie 2-3, this is Foxtrot 1-2.
00:24:22Crypto check, over.
00:24:24Why are we slowing down?
00:24:26It's Ulrika's patrols, huh?
00:24:28Don't worry, I handle it.
00:24:33No, no, no, no.
00:24:34We keep it cool.
00:24:36All right, we cameras.
00:24:37Cameras are calling us in.
00:24:39Guns away. Hide your face.
00:24:49How's it going?
00:24:51We're delivering.
00:24:53Merchandise?
00:24:55Merchandise.
00:24:57Open.
00:25:19See? Merchandise.
00:25:21Oh.
00:25:24I'm going to need to sample your merchandise.
00:25:27No, no, no, no.
00:25:28You don't want this, huh?
00:25:30These women, they good for housework only, huh?
00:25:34They have disease.
00:25:37Make your dick fall off.
00:25:40Just a blowjob, Pat.
00:25:43Just a blowjob, Pat.
00:25:57I like this one.
00:25:59New one they give me in blowjob.
00:26:05I asked you a question.
00:26:07Here's your fucking answer.
00:26:09Shit.
00:26:10Shit.
00:26:40Shit.
00:26:58Runner at 11 o'clock.
00:27:01I got this.
00:27:10I got this.
00:27:33Nice shot.
00:27:34Thanks.
00:27:36It's Clay.
00:27:39What's going on?
00:27:41Encountered hostiles.
00:27:42Our transpo's out of commission.
00:27:43We lost Vez and the contact.
00:27:46Recommend we abort mission.
00:27:48That's a negative.
00:27:50I repeat, I'll ride a shit cannon.
00:27:53We have no leads.
00:27:54The mission is fucked.
00:27:56Strongly recommend we abort.
00:27:58In less than 24 hours, care packages with bits
00:28:02of the first daughter is going to start showing up
00:28:04at Pennsylvania Avenue.
00:28:06You're smart.
00:28:07Just find another way to get in.
00:28:09Use your feminine charms.
00:28:11Charlie to 3M.
00:28:21Looks like we're walking, ladies.
00:28:32Talk about your shitholes.
00:28:34They haven't had a functioning government
00:28:36since the Soviet Union, so one can hardly expect
00:28:38them to maintain an infrastructure.
00:28:41Cool gun.
00:28:42Thanks.
00:28:44American, yeah?
00:28:45Come to save us?
00:28:47Not exactly.
00:28:48I love America.
00:28:49You guys all have the best stuff.
00:28:51I love you.
00:28:52I love you.
00:28:53I love you.
00:28:54I love you.
00:28:55I love you.
00:28:56I love you.
00:28:57I love you.
00:28:58I love you.
00:28:59I love you.
00:29:00We all have the best stuff.
00:29:01The best movies.
00:29:02We even have same gloves.
00:29:03Hey, be gone, kid.
00:29:05You don't look like Army.
00:29:07We're not.
00:29:09You're Mercs, aren't you?
00:29:11I knew it.
00:29:12I'm Lexi.
00:29:13You should let me join up with you.
00:29:15I'll help you, and then you bring me back
00:29:17to America with you.
00:29:18Deal?
00:29:20Look, kid.
00:29:21We're not nice women.
00:29:23We're not going on some fun adventure.
00:29:25We gotta do some very bad things
00:29:27to some very bad people,
00:29:29and it's no place for a teenager.
00:29:32I can take it.
00:29:34I got skills to pay bills.
00:29:39Be gone, kid.
00:29:45Was that really necessary?
00:29:46Unless you want to be responsible
00:29:48for that girl's life.
00:29:49Yeah, it was.
00:29:50Contact HQ.
00:29:51Let Mona know that we made it to town.
00:29:53I would have shot her ass.
00:29:55Yeah, I know.
00:29:56Shit.
00:29:57My sad phone.
00:29:58Lexi.
00:30:00Ready or not, here I come!
00:30:04Shit.
00:30:05You take the doors.
00:30:06I'll meet you around back.
00:30:14Shit.
00:30:15Shit.
00:30:27Oh, come on!
00:30:28You guys are making this boring!
00:30:34That cheeky little bitch.
00:30:38They almost had me.
00:30:40Too bad I'm just too good for you.
00:30:45I could have eaten for a month
00:30:46with what I would have made from that.
00:30:49We'd like to help, but...
00:30:51we need this.
00:30:53That was some nice work, Doc.
00:30:55So...
00:30:56can I join up?
00:30:58Go back to being a kid.
00:31:00Okay.
00:31:01But you'll never get into the citadel.
00:31:03Not without me.
00:31:05That is why you're here, right?
00:31:08Oh, Rica?
00:31:09What do you know about it?
00:31:11I know that ever since yesterday,
00:31:12security has been tighter than ever.
00:31:14Something big is going on.
00:31:16Ulrica's going to be very cautious.
00:31:19Fortunately, I have an idea.
00:31:26All right, kid, what do you got?
00:31:28Every week, Ulrica sends a truck to the port.
00:31:31And every week, that truck comes back.
00:31:33Always on the same day.
00:31:36Today.
00:31:37What's inside?
00:31:38Don't know.
00:31:39Sometimes guns.
00:31:41Sometimes medicine.
00:31:43They're always valuable.
00:31:45And I know exactly what route they take.
00:31:48Lexi.
00:31:52You want to be on the team?
00:32:14I still think you guys should have let me use a bigger charge.
00:32:26All right, Annie Oakley.
00:32:28You're up.
00:32:30Target has been diverted.
00:33:01Where you going to use that piece of shit on me?
00:33:06Keeping body count to a minimum.
00:33:09You're no fun, Clay.
00:33:12What are you going to do?
00:33:18I'm going to kill you.
00:33:20I'm going to kill you.
00:33:22I'm going to kill you.
00:33:24I'm going to kill you.
00:33:26I'm going to kill you.
00:33:28I'm going to kill you.
00:33:34You know what?
00:33:41Pull that trigger, I open a vein.
00:33:45Thank you for saving my ass, Mei-Lynn.
00:33:47My pleasure, Raven.
00:33:50Domo.
00:33:51That's Japanese, bitch.
00:33:53Same shit.
00:33:59Wow.
00:34:01What kind of missiles are these?
00:34:03YCBM.
00:34:05Which is?
00:34:06Intercontinental Ballistic Missile.
00:34:08With a minimum range of more than 5,500 kilometers.
00:34:11Primarily designed for nuclear weapons delivery.
00:34:15Well, I guess I know what to get you for your birthday.
00:34:19You could put this on my Christmas list.
00:34:24We're not taking that, Raven.
00:34:26And we're not keeping those either, Mei-Lynn.
00:34:28Where are you going to put them?
00:34:30Well, looks like we found our calling card.
00:34:36So, let's get into character and start calling.
00:34:57Hmm?
00:35:00Wake up.
00:35:01What?
00:35:02They've found us.
00:35:22Know something?
00:35:27No.
00:35:31Thank you for returning my shipment.
00:35:33You've earned 30 seconds of my time.
00:35:36I suggest you use it to persuade me not to shoot you.
00:35:40Absolutely.
00:35:41We could have kept this bad boy and sold what was inside.
00:35:45But that would be peanuts compared to what we have to offer.
00:35:48Which is?
00:35:50If you will.
00:35:57Fanny Pong.
00:36:00Daughter of Pong Fang Shui, the industrialist.
00:36:06Third richest man in China.
00:36:09You broke the deal.
00:36:11We split the ransom.
00:36:14Checking identity online.
00:36:17See how easy it is to change Wikipedia?
00:36:20Shut up.
00:36:22Your offer is enticing.
00:36:25Now explain why it makes sense to me to not just kill you now
00:36:28and keep all the ransom for myself.
00:36:30Well, that's an option.
00:36:32But you'd be missing out on a very lucrative partnership.
00:36:35Pong is just the introductory offer.
00:36:38See, we're good at acquiring high-value packages like this.
00:36:43We just hate the paperwork.
00:36:45You're right.
00:36:47We're good at acquiring high-value packages like this.
00:36:50We just hate the paperwork.
00:36:52Well, you've come at a very inopportune time for me.
00:36:56I'm not sure I want to take on new distractions.
00:37:03If you don't want the easy payday,
00:37:06I'm sure one of your rivals will be interested.
00:37:10Zoom on me.
00:37:13You knew coming in here that I would never let you give such a price to any of them.
00:37:19Easy money.
00:37:21Oh, no, you don't want to shoot us.
00:37:24Well, at least not me.
00:37:28Not if you want to know what I changed the missile's disarm codes to.
00:37:33Because see, without those...
00:37:37Hi.
00:37:39These are about as effective as a couple of sparklers.
00:37:44What makes you think that I won't torture them out of you?
00:37:47Oh, I know you will.
00:37:50I just... I don't know if you've got the time.
00:37:56Good.
00:37:58That's the difference between men and women.
00:38:01Brains, not thick-headed muscle.
00:38:04But I could keep pushing.
00:38:07Because I know you'll flinch first.
00:38:10But it's so rare to meet such industrious women.
00:38:15So for right now, I think it's more exciting if I...
00:38:19say...
00:38:21Deal.
00:38:23Deal.
00:38:27Gregory, have the ICBM taken to the airfield and loaded on the plane.
00:38:31I want it ready to ship as soon as the funds are wired.
00:38:35And why don't you and your associates come with me...
00:38:38and let's ham out the details of our arrangement.
00:38:41Oh, no. Not you, kid. Sorry. You stay here.
00:38:44What? That's fucking bullshit.
00:38:46Excuse me?
00:38:47I told you about this truck. This was all my idea.
00:38:50Stealing my truck was your idea?
00:38:54What's your name, girl?
00:38:56Lexi.
00:38:58Gregory, show Lexi our gratitude.
00:39:15Find this for me.
00:39:18Don't do it again.
00:39:28Oh, I almost forgot.
00:39:30For being incompetent enough to be foiled by a little girl's plans...
00:39:35And why don't we go to the new VIP suite?
00:39:38Come on.
00:39:43Why don't you make sure Lexi gets home safe?
00:39:46I was never big on sightseeing anyway.
00:39:48Good.
00:39:53We'll find something to do.
00:39:59So, what y'all do for fun around here?
00:40:05I don't know.
00:40:21As you can see, your country's war on terror has been excellent for us.
00:40:29Suicide vests.
00:40:31Uh-uh. Can't give away trade secrets to a stranger.
00:40:36Well, just as well. We're business partners.
00:40:43We use a sealed gelatin explosive pack with ceramic ball bearings...
00:40:47Designed to pass right through metal detectors and bomb sniffers.
00:40:51Four brothers in the Middle East fighting the imperialistic...
00:40:55Whatever those crazies say.
00:40:57But they're paying cash.
00:41:00So if the fools want 72 virgins that bad...
00:41:04Not my concern.
00:41:07If I were you, I would avoid your shopping malls for the next few weeks.
00:41:23Ladies...
00:41:25I spared no expense.
00:41:30Only I know the code to these. Call me paranoid.
00:42:01What is this?
00:42:03Business, in a sense.
00:42:05The oldest business. Prostitution.
00:42:08Every woman under my care are required to perform so.
00:42:12Money can only buy a man's loyalty for so long.
00:42:16So if you really want to control me...
00:42:19You'll have to do it yourself.
00:42:22I don't know what you're talking about.
00:42:25Money can only buy a man's loyalty for so long.
00:42:29So if you really want to control them...
00:42:32Control the choice pussy in the region. And the rest is easy.
00:42:36Well, you better hope the choice pussy keeps getting themselves locked up.
00:42:41Well, of course. Sooner or later, every woman winds up in my prison.
00:42:48Here we are. A new resident.
00:42:52Drugs?
00:42:53Around the village is for the revolt.
00:42:56Says you killed my sister.
00:42:59Ah, yes.
00:43:01The chambermaid from yesterday.
00:43:04Oh, Grigori did make a mess of her.
00:43:07And then to just dump the body on the side of the river.
00:43:16When Grigori is done with her...
00:43:19She'll be as obedient as a bull.
00:43:43Next time.
00:43:46Stick to the plan, soldier.
00:43:49We can't save her.
00:43:51Elisa's the mission.
00:43:53I don't know who the bigger bitch is. You or her.
00:44:09I want to be up front with you, Miss Clay.
00:44:13I don't trust you.
00:44:22So why did you let us in?
00:44:24Well, let it never be said that I put paranoia before profit.
00:44:29Well, look...
00:44:31Listen, if you're too busy...
00:44:33Why don't you just email me your schedule and we can do this another day?
00:44:37But we haven't even gotten to know each other yet.
00:44:44Your accent, American.
00:44:47Your posture, your paws, military.
00:44:51Forgive me for being curious.
00:44:54My army days are long gone.
00:44:57Dishonorable discharge.
00:45:02Go on.
00:45:05I had 20 good men underneath me.
00:45:08And a prick of a CO.
00:45:10He said that women in combat were a joke.
00:45:14So he would give us missions that were more and more complicated...
00:45:18Hoping that I would fail, and every time I succeeded...
00:45:22I'd have to start all over again.
00:45:25And that's when I realized...
00:45:28I was wrong.
00:45:31I failed, and every time I succeeded...
00:45:34It just really pissed him off.
00:45:37One day he tasked us with clearing a cave complex in Waziristan.
00:45:44We walked in and we were looking at a hundred fighters.
00:45:47That was the beginning of 14 hours of hell.
00:45:51At the end of which I was one of the lucky ones.
00:45:55I only caught two bullets.
00:45:58Come to find out...
00:46:00My CO was intentionally withholding intel.
00:46:0411 good men died because he couldn't stand to see a woman in charge.
00:46:09So...
00:46:11When I got out of the hospital...
00:46:14I put him in one.
00:46:18I knew there was something I liked about you, Clay.
00:46:28Your boss lady says we should make ourselves at home.
00:46:42At home, I...
00:46:45I never like to drink alone.
00:46:53We are part of an elite sorority.
00:46:57Women that have earned the command of men.
00:47:03So tell me...
00:47:06How did you earn yours?
00:47:08My father...
00:47:10He was a great military leader.
00:47:14But he would never have given me the power like he would a son.
00:47:19So I shot him in the eyes and I took it.
00:47:23But then I realized...
00:47:26Staying on top...
00:47:28That's a challenge.
00:47:30Very true.
00:47:31Everyone wants to steal your power.
00:47:34So I've learned to distrust everyone.
00:47:39So forgive me for asking, Clay...
00:47:43Why of all days did you come today?
00:47:46Well, we didn't have the bomb yesterday.
00:47:49Perhaps...
00:47:51Perhaps there's more to it than that.
00:47:57I don't know what to tell you.
00:48:00Well, I can easily have my men make you tell me.
00:48:04But for a kindred spirit, I prefer a different approach.
00:48:22Hey there, fellas.
00:48:26A poker.
00:48:28My favorite.
00:48:30Deal me in.
00:48:32Here's to the hole that never heals the more you lick it.
00:48:42I have a high-profile prisoner.
00:48:45One that I'm sure will attract at least one rescue attempt.
00:48:49And here you are.
00:48:51Right on schedule.
00:48:54Be truthful with me and I'll be lenient.
00:48:59Even generous.
00:49:02I don't know what you're talking about.
00:49:06That's a bit of a lie.
00:49:09Your background, that wasn't.
00:49:12Your country may have faith in you.
00:49:16But I think you've lost faith in them.
00:49:20Isn't there something you would like to get off your chest?
00:49:29So?
00:49:31I win again.
00:49:34Your ass was really hoping for that knife from the river, huh?
00:49:38And you.
00:49:39I'm gonna give you a free tip.
00:49:41Stop with that blinking shit.
00:49:43Everybody knows that means you ain't got nothing.
00:49:45Damn.
00:49:50Versace, Versace, Versace.
00:49:54You're gonna have to wait till next hand to be dealt in, new booty.
00:50:06I don't give up.
00:50:09Even if the stakes are high and the game is rigged.
00:50:39Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:57What else?
00:50:58Tell me, ma.
00:51:00Do it, mama.
00:51:02Shoot me.
00:51:03So tempting, baby.
00:51:06But first I need you to call your boss
00:51:11They know I'm not to be disturbed I'm discussing business
00:51:22Where were we
00:51:27Thanks for the drink
00:51:29Cheers
00:51:32To nipples because without them titties would be pointless
00:51:50Come on
00:51:54Shit
00:52:02That's better
00:52:13Okay girls, let's go
00:52:20In position
00:52:24Go to the end of the hall turn left
00:52:29Go down two doors
00:52:32Make it right
00:52:36Playing back
00:52:42Clear go
00:52:56Maitland it's me try and keep it quiet
00:53:02About time
00:53:07Keep it quiet. She says you keep it quiet. Let's show you
00:53:31I
00:54:01I
00:54:18Amite no boom. No bang. No fun. Oh
00:54:23What I miss
00:54:26Shit come on princess
00:54:32The lease at least Prescott, yes step back from the door
00:54:50Jehovah's Witness, can we talk about Jesus Christ? Come on
00:54:55You guys better get moving, okay Raven, how are we at the most bowl I got your cover clay
00:55:01Okay, just keep on that track. You've got a clear path. Yeah
00:55:19Anybody new tail negative good
00:55:25Hit the light
00:55:29My weapon my weapon
00:55:31Oh
00:55:38Clay you owe me a bottle of single malt
00:55:43What the fuck am I gonna do with a pardon clay get a job?
00:55:47Fine, mr. Wright
00:55:50You and I both know damn. Well, I'll be back in the box within a year
00:55:55So I made a change to the plan
00:55:58Mm-hmm
00:55:59Made a last-minute deal with Gregory
00:56:04Not that he was in any position to argue
00:56:09And Eureka agree
00:56:11Meet my new minister of tourism
00:56:15Yeah
00:56:18I'm gonna wine and dine all the Americans
00:56:21Uh-huh, get them to make their movies here
00:56:24I
00:56:29Might even fuck George Clooney with a strap
00:56:37Are you serious play?
00:56:54Oh
00:57:24Oh
00:57:29We're gonna have to jump crazy at least trust me you can do this
00:57:54Let's go come on
00:58:07Take her to her cell the other two do as you please as I had American
00:58:18Hey, we got it
00:58:20The girl that helped him what was her name Lexi
00:58:50Oh
00:59:20I
00:59:50I
01:00:20Ah
01:00:51Hmm
01:00:59Fuck
01:01:05Hey
01:01:08Yeah
01:01:18This is always a long shot
01:01:20Pack it up and back here. I'm really surprised that you got as far as you did. There's nothing more you can do for them
01:01:37I
01:02:07Oh
01:02:18Hi
01:02:20Okay, don't go to sleep, okay, so I'm gonna take you to America, okay
01:02:28We're gonna watch crappy movies on cable TV
01:02:32You can go to the prom
01:02:34You do all those things
01:02:36Teenagers are supposed to do okay
01:03:06I
01:03:36I
01:04:06I
01:04:36Oh
01:05:06Oh
01:05:26What he's gonna pick on her don't tell me you've gone PC
01:05:30You
01:05:34Know what the problem is with Chinese cuisine too much MSG never enough
01:06:00Oh
01:06:31I
01:06:36Stay and watch
01:06:38but
01:06:39I've got Iran North Korea and al-qaeda very interested in paying for the honor of killing the first daughter
01:06:51Gregory they're all yours enjoy
01:07:00I
01:07:30You
01:07:32Oh
01:07:57You can have the Oriental the white woman is mine
01:08:02We have a situation you should see up here
01:08:04so you too
01:08:09Not the finger on this one that I return
01:08:16This one there was a place
01:08:33Oh
01:08:42Bull with the top husky
01:08:45Next time do it yourself. Oh, I blew you little fucking dick off
01:08:50Oh
01:09:00She's out of your are you here for us or do you just need us for at least I'm here for everyone
01:09:13Everyone so what's the plan?
01:09:18We go PMS from hell on this place
01:09:20I
01:09:50I
01:10:20I'm yourself here
01:10:29Okay, mainland hit it
01:10:40Clay
01:10:43I
01:10:46Have armed all the prisoners. Well, then you better unarmed them. They shall get the brat
01:10:53So what? I'm your bitch now
01:10:56You are whatever I'm paying you to be
01:11:12Oh
01:11:42I
01:11:44I
01:12:11Know the perfect woman for this job
01:12:14I've got a mooshka. You're so kinky
01:12:25Take your time
01:12:35Like a poodle, huh?
01:12:44Oh
01:12:48Hey Clay, yeah now what huh?
01:12:59Stop
01:13:03I'll kill
01:13:14I
01:13:37Was right on them I had them and then there was a tunnel it imploded I don't even
01:13:43Even any closer would be scooping out with a spatula and loser. I have to I have to go back
01:13:47Listen, even if you could get through you'd never catch up
01:13:52Okay, the Soviets were really boring they use the same blueprints for all of their prisons, okay
01:13:59Am I really the only one who reads Cold War architectural digest? Okay, what is the point? Okay the tunnel?
01:14:06It leads to a structure a church. I think in the village right below us this tunnel. Yep. Okay, great
01:14:12I'll get us some wheels. All right, y'all go go. Come on
01:14:23Reca
01:14:30I wouldn't shoot if I were you
01:14:34She's bluffing
01:14:37Hand her over
01:14:40Or we all die
01:14:43You wouldn't harm her
01:14:47She's the mission the whole reason you came
01:14:52And you don't want to die do you girl
01:14:55Come on, sweetie. Tell the nice lady how scared you are. Oh, you just want to go home
01:15:06Police
01:15:09How much would you give to stop Ulrika from ever hurting another woman
01:15:25Everything me too
01:15:39This isn't over oh you can count on
01:16:09I'm okay. What the hell are you waiting for?
01:16:39Oh
01:16:55Hey kitty cat, are you gonna sit there and admire the view are you gonna shoot back my rivals broken?
01:17:00Maybe you should try some evasive driving or what?
01:17:03Stop you bickering you too
01:17:06You want evasive driving hang on bitches
01:17:10I
01:17:14Got a rocket launcher, okay. I've got two rounds. It's all on you. No pressure
01:17:20two rounds
01:17:22Well with the 1911 from a moving vehicle and a rocket launcher
01:17:29Hold it steady
01:17:39Oh
01:17:52Don't tell me a limb, but I was aiming for the driver
01:18:00Okay, that's got to be your plane let's go home
01:18:09Oh
01:18:15It's clear big plane small girl, you're good like an Asian chick gives happy endings
01:18:33Ladies and bitches, this is your captain speaking
01:18:36Please buckle up. There's an Asian woman behind the wheel. We've been cleared a taxi by me
01:18:58Your panties on
01:19:05Oh
01:19:36I
01:19:38See you next Tuesday
01:20:05Oh
01:20:35Oh
01:21:06Save your team
01:21:11Not yet, I haven't
01:21:35Oh
01:21:46We have to take her back
01:22:06Send me back to prison
01:22:09Satellite tracking isn't good enough. I need eyes on that plane. I don't care if you need
01:22:14F-22s from the fucking moon. Just do it, ma'am
01:22:18We have a visual
01:22:36You
01:22:59You know that a whole you're saving for Rica, I think all y'all need is a shoebox
01:23:06And Raven that bitch's wings have been clipped
01:23:14She's dead as a dodo
01:23:19I
01:23:21Got shot. I have a bullet in my my shoulder
01:23:24And the jet is fuel ready
01:23:28Miss Prescott, let's get you out of here. Your dad's waiting for you
01:23:36Oh
01:23:38Thank you
01:23:40I'm gonna make sure that my father does something to help all the women here
01:23:44Really help them not just some PR stuff
01:23:50Hey Elise, you sure you want to be part of the team?
01:23:56Is a great addition somebody's gonna make sure you guys get your pardons
01:24:05Hell of a job clay you and your team
01:24:11Got another assignment for you interested
01:24:19Maybe tomorrow I owe these ladies a drink. Yeah, I'm straight. It's gotta be a ladies night somewhere in this place
01:24:35You