Uma comédia sobre a obscura relação de mentora entre uma diva comediante de Las Vegas e uma privilegiada jovem de 25 anos que é contratada sob relutância para ajudar a escrever novos atos.
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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, the queen of Sin City, Miss Deborah Vance, y'all!
00:05You guys are going to have a fabulous time.
00:072,500 shows. What do you have to say?
00:10Well, I'll tell you what I have to say.
00:12Eat your heart out, Celine!
00:19Pentatonix? Did you know about this?
00:20Marty wants to cut my dates.
00:21He said he needs to appeal to a younger crowd.
00:24You need to do something about this, Jimmy.
00:25Hey, Vianne! I need you to go to the computer store!
00:34You can't give me a meeting to write on anything.
00:37Deborah Vance is intrigued by the idea of you writing jokes for her.
00:40The QVC Moo Moo lady?
00:42They're caftans.
00:43You told me to, like, interrupt you on more important clients' call.
00:48I'm sending you to Las Vegas.
00:52Why are you here?
00:52I got a call this morning saying that you wanted to meet.
00:55Well, Jimmy sent you against my wishes.
00:57Good luck with your career, honey.
00:59Fucking bitch.
01:00Excuse me.
01:01Did you have something else to say?
01:02Yeah.
01:03So cool they let you move into a cheesecake factory.
01:05Is that where you wait tables? That seems like a better fit.
01:07I'd rather sling bang-bang chicken and shrimp all day than work here, you classist monster.
01:13We can start early tomorrow.
01:19How's it going in Vegas? You and Deborah Vance, Thelma, and Louise yet, or what?
01:21No, but I do want to drive off a cliff.
01:25Okay, you ready to do some work?
01:26Let's see.
01:27Feet, toes, pedicure.
01:31Wow.
01:32It's like watching Picasso sing.
01:34You mean paint?
01:36No.
01:37You said you loved me, but you...
01:38Make some noise for the OG female comedian, Deborah Vance!
01:44I can't believe this is what she's doing today.
01:46Is it seriously worth it?
01:48Worth about a hundred grand and some stock.
01:50A hundred grand?
01:52And some stock.
01:54It's going to be hard to work together if we can't communicate.
01:57We don't work together.
01:58You work for me.
01:59You're making it really hard!
02:01You don't know what hard is.
02:02You got plucked off the internet at, what, 20?
02:05You just got lucky.
02:06I'm also good.
02:07Good is the minimum.
02:08It's the baseline.
02:09And even if you're great, you still have to work really fucking hard.
02:13You have to scratch and claw and it never fucking ends.
02:16And it doesn't get better.
02:18It just gets hard.
02:20Oh, good.
02:21My ride's here.
02:22Wait, you're leaving me here?
02:23Yep.
02:27This is late night.
02:28And yes, I am a woman.
02:30I know it's very confusing.
02:31My accountant didn't even know what to put on my tax return,
02:33so he just wrote mouthy broad.
02:34When you share a sense of humor with someone,
02:43you make each other better.
02:45When you get big, there's no sense of excitement,
02:47no risk that people are going to hate you.
02:49Oh, come on.
02:50Plenty of people can still hate you.
02:53That was good.
03:04Thank you.