- 5/19/2025
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00:00:00Mom, can you please wake up soon? I just don't know how much longer I can do this.
00:00:13Miss Jones! Sweethearts! You owe us a hundred and twenty thousand, plus interest.
00:00:21Just give me a few more days, okay? My mom's condition is getting worse.
00:00:24Okay, since I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a way to pay.
00:00:29Really?
00:00:31A very powerful man wants to meet you. Give him a night he won't forget, and your debt will be settled.
00:00:39I can't do that. I won't.
00:00:49Stop it! What are you doing?
00:00:51Stop! Mom! Mom!
00:00:55Okay, fine! Fine, I'll do it! Mom, are you okay?
00:00:59I'm so sorry.
00:01:05Tonight, 9pm, the Intercontinental Hotel.
00:01:11You'll be with the CEO of the Evonaut Group.
00:01:15And don't even think about backing out.
00:01:18Or you and your mama.
00:01:21Don't do it.
00:01:31And to all the illegal syndicates threatening this country, and the safety of its citizens, we're coming for you.
00:01:38We will make America strong again.
00:01:41Okay, news cut!
00:01:47It's really good. Thank you.
00:01:51You're welcome.
00:02:22Big shot coming through.
00:02:37Who's that?
00:02:39You. Go around back.
00:02:42Go around back.
00:02:45Based on the reports, our enemies are closing in. The White House isn't safe.
00:02:50Go around back.
00:03:01Based on the reports, our enemies are closing in. The White House isn't safe.
00:03:20Who are you supposed to be?
00:03:29We're in service.
00:03:30Let me help you.
00:03:31Get out.
00:03:32Do you feel it?
00:03:33It's a new drug.
00:03:34A powerful aphrodisiac.
00:03:35And for serum, you won't be able to resist.
00:03:55I can try.
00:04:02It's stuck.
00:04:05It's stuck.
00:04:08Don't even think about backing down.
00:04:21Or you and your mama come for her.
00:04:36Where is he?
00:04:37Who's there?
00:04:38I'm so sorry.
00:04:39I must be in the wrong room.
00:04:40I'll leave.
00:04:42Are you okay?
00:04:47Please, don't go.
00:04:51Help me.
00:04:55I hate you!
00:05:01I'm sorry.
00:05:04I'm sorry.
00:05:07I should've been there.
00:05:12Help me.
00:05:16I'm sorry.
00:05:19I'm sorry.
00:05:23Don't go.
00:05:45Who is he?
00:05:46Where the hell are you?
00:05:47I'm on my way.
00:05:54Hi, welcome to Just for Chicken.
00:06:10There's our menu.
00:06:11Look what I got for you today.
00:06:12Sir, we've captured the Russian spies last night.
00:06:13We need to keep our guard up.
00:06:14They're going to try something again soon.
00:06:15Sir, are you okay?
00:06:16Are you hit?
00:06:17I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:06:18Go, go, go.
00:06:19Stay down, head down, head down.
00:06:20Are you hurt?
00:06:21I'm fine.
00:06:22I'm fine.
00:06:23I'm fine.
00:06:24Are you hurt?
00:06:25I'm fine.
00:06:26I'm fine.
00:06:27Are you hurt?
00:06:28I'm fine.
00:06:29I'm fine.
00:06:30Are you hurt?
00:06:31I'm fine.
00:06:32I'm fine.
00:06:33Are you hurt?
00:06:34I'm fine.
00:06:35I'm fine.
00:06:36Stop, stop.
00:06:37Stop here.
00:06:38Go, go, go, go.
00:06:39Out, out, out.
00:06:40Quick, get out.
00:06:41Sir, behind the car, behind the car.
00:06:42What the...
00:06:43Am I going to make it?
00:06:44You're not going to make it.
00:06:45It's here.
00:06:46I see the body.
00:06:47I see the body.
00:06:48What happened?
00:07:12Why is he here?
00:07:13Oh my god, are you okay?
00:07:14I'm so sorry, there was no time to explain.
00:07:41Oh my god, you really need to go to the hospital, like right now.
00:07:43If the media finds out, it'll cause a panic.
00:07:46I can't.
00:07:47Okay, then just let me help you, okay?
00:07:57You're pretty good at that.
00:08:06I grew up on a farm.
00:08:09It's not that much different than bandaging a cow.
00:08:14So your name's Claire?
00:08:16Huh?
00:08:17I want to know your name.
00:08:19Oh, yeah, yeah, my name's Claire.
00:08:22Claire.
00:08:23I'm William.
00:08:24It's nice to meet you.
00:08:35These Russian mercenaries?
00:08:37Nothing but pawns.
00:08:38Foolishly dying for their corrupt leaders.
00:08:45If they want to come after me, let's hit back harder.
00:08:49Yes, sir.
00:08:51One more thing.
00:08:54The girl, the one who saved me, bring her to my hotel room tonight.
00:08:59Sir, you've never been interested in any woman in your arm.
00:09:04I mean, my...
00:09:06Just bring her to me.
00:09:11Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:09:12Have a seat.
00:09:13I wanted to thank you for saving me.
00:09:24Twice.
00:09:28If there's ever anything that I can do for you, just ask.
00:09:35Will you marry me?
00:09:45Marry you?
00:09:50Marry you?
00:09:51If we get married, I won't be sold off to some rich guy as a toy.
00:09:55Yeah, I mean, it'll just be temporary.
00:09:59And I really won't cause you any trouble.
00:10:01Would you please do me this favor?
00:10:06You don't know who I am?
00:10:08Should I?
00:10:11He really doesn't know who I am.
00:10:16Has anyone ever told you you look like the president?
00:10:21Oh my god, wait, are you the president?
00:10:27No.
00:10:28Yeah, they're wrong.
00:10:30I'm just...
00:10:31His double.
00:10:32Uh, his double?
00:10:34Yeah, being the president's dangerous.
00:10:37Oh, so, like what happened this morning, being his double's also dangerous.
00:10:43Exactly.
00:10:44Are you sure you want to marry me?
00:10:48I mean, I don't mind.
00:10:50Due to the confidential nature of my job, we can't have a wedding.
00:10:57You okay with that?
00:11:00I don't care about any of that anyway.
00:11:09Now that we're married, you'll live here.
00:11:13Don't worry, I've set up a room for you.
00:11:15I'll pay off my loan as soon as I can.
00:11:17I don't want to drag you into this.
00:11:19Make yourself at home.
00:11:21Alright, well, um, I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:11:27Thanks.
00:11:31I don't want anyone knowing about my marriage or my wife.
00:11:37I need to keep her safe.
00:11:42But I need to know she's up to something.
00:11:47Can you turn this thing on?
00:11:50Oh my god!
00:11:51No!
00:11:55You okay in there?
00:11:59You okay in there?
00:12:00Uh, yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:02You sure?
00:12:05Ugh, this is so embarrassing.
00:12:08Um, actually, I twisted my ankle and I'm, um, I'm naked.
00:12:14Oh, uh, oh no.
00:12:17Um, I'll cover my eyes.
00:12:20Okay.
00:12:25Okay, I'm coming in.
00:12:29Um...
00:12:55I'll be right back.
00:13:09Oh, um, it's okay.
00:13:12My ankle actually feels so much better.
00:13:17Uh, what is that?
00:13:19Sorry, it's just your shoulder.
00:13:21It's burnt.
00:13:25Uh, you know what?
00:13:27Actually, I can, I can do that.
00:13:29Thanks.
00:13:31Get some rest.
00:13:33Yeah, good night.
00:13:35Good night.
00:13:37Good night.
00:13:39Good night.
00:13:41Good night.
00:13:43Good night.
00:13:45Good night.
00:13:53You imbecile!
00:13:56That woman, she left me sitting there all night, alone!
00:14:00That's your fault!
00:14:02I should kill you.
00:14:04I'm sorry, sir.
00:14:05Please calm down.
00:14:07I can explain.
00:14:08Where is that wretched woman?
00:14:10Where?
00:14:11Don't worry, sir.
00:14:14I'll get her for you.
00:14:16For the life of you.
00:14:23He's actually pretty sweet.
00:14:33What are you...
00:14:35Too stupid.
00:14:37How dare you?
00:14:39I went to the hotel in that dress.
00:14:41What more do you want?
00:14:43It's much more than money.
00:14:44You pissed off some careful people.
00:14:46Did I not tell you this would happen?
00:14:48I walked into the wrong room and I met my husband.
00:14:50So let me go,
00:14:52or he's gonna come after you.
00:14:54Your husband?
00:14:56Few people in the world could save you from this mess.
00:15:06Get my helicopter ready.
00:15:08Deploy the SWAT team, now.
00:15:13Ivanov, if you harm her,
00:15:15I won't let a single one of you out alive.
00:15:25Where's the SWAT team?
00:15:27SWAT team's five out.
00:15:29Looks like I'll have to handle this myself.
00:15:31What?
00:15:33You're going down there alone, sir?
00:15:36All right, boys.
00:15:38Before the boss has a slice,
00:15:40how about we get a taste?
00:15:42Stay away from me.
00:15:44Poor girl.
00:15:46No one will find you here.
00:15:50And you can forget
00:15:52about your husband saving you.
00:15:58I'm sorry, Ivanov.
00:16:00I'm sorry.
00:16:02I'm sorry.
00:16:05I've got just the thing for you.
00:16:17And you can consider this
00:16:19a wedding gift.
00:16:23No! Stop!
00:16:25Please let me go!
00:16:27Follow me.
00:16:29No, please!
00:16:35No!
00:16:47You're so dead.
00:16:53I'm sorry I'm late.
00:16:55You actually came after me?
00:16:57Of course I came.
00:16:59Your husband.
00:17:01Boss.
00:17:03Isn't that the president?
00:17:05The president wouldn't be with a girl like her.
00:17:09You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
00:17:11She messed with the big shot first.
00:17:13The CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:17:15You don't want to know how careful he is.
00:17:19You mean this clown?
00:17:27Who do you think gave me your location?
00:17:30You idiot!
00:17:32You didn't check her background?
00:17:34We're all going to die here today.
00:17:36That's it.
00:17:38That's it.
00:17:40I've been waiting to exterminate you pests for a while.
00:17:42Didn't think you'd deliver yourselves.
00:17:44Shoot him!
00:18:00I'm sorry.
00:18:02We didn't know she was your wife.
00:18:06Taste your own medicine.
00:18:08Oh, no!
00:18:10You can't do this!
00:18:12Who are you?
00:18:14No!
00:18:16No!
00:18:18No!
00:18:20No!
00:18:22No!
00:18:30Don't look back.
00:18:38Keep your eyes on me.
00:18:52Did that scare you?
00:18:56Sometimes I have to do the president's dirty work.
00:19:08Let's go home.
00:19:16Right, sir.
00:19:18The White House banquet is all set.
00:19:20Politicians, foreign ambassadors,
00:19:227th of July, call me in attendance.
00:19:24Thank you, Mike.
00:19:26And don't forget, sir.
00:19:28Having a date will make you seem more approachable, sir.
00:19:34Come in.
00:19:39Mr. President.
00:19:41Here's the new education reform proposal.
00:19:45Thank you, Senator Thompson.
00:19:47I'll review it and get back to you.
00:19:51Is there anything else?
00:19:53Well, Mr. President,
00:19:55if you don't mind,
00:19:58I'd like to have your date for the party.
00:20:00That's very nice of you,
00:20:02but I already have someone in mind.
00:20:08Of course, Mr. President.
00:20:10I won't keep you any longer, then.
00:20:16How is that possible?
00:20:18The president has always been single.
00:20:24Hey, can you find something out for me?
00:20:28Claire likes Taylor Swift.
00:20:32Let's book her for the party.
00:20:34Yes, sir.
00:20:50Hey, did you hear
00:20:52a favorite artist has a show coming up?
00:20:54Wait, Taylor Swift?
00:20:57Where?
00:20:59The White House banquet.
00:21:01Oh, the White House.
00:21:03Yeah, too bad.
00:21:05I heard it's her last show.
00:21:07It would be amazing to see her, like,
00:21:09just once.
00:21:11My uncle works as a secretary
00:21:13at the White House.
00:21:15He didn't get an invite.
00:21:17You think you're getting in?
00:21:19No, I was just saying.
00:21:21With all that grease on you,
00:21:23the only way you're getting in
00:21:25Who's that?
00:21:29Miss Jones?
00:21:31Yes?
00:21:33Did you want to order some chicken?
00:21:35No, I'm okay. Thank you, though.
00:21:37I'm here on behalf of the White House.
00:21:39I'm here to give you an invitation to the banquet.
00:21:47Me?
00:21:49Yes, you. Here.
00:21:51Please keep that safe, okay?
00:21:55Okay?
00:21:57I'm going.
00:21:59What is going on?
00:22:25Hey!
00:22:27Do you happen to know anything about this invitation?
00:22:29Yes.
00:22:31I arranged it for you.
00:22:33Huh?
00:22:35The president likes to avoid social events.
00:22:37So I will be attending this diplomatic party
00:22:39in his place.
00:22:45And I would like you to accompany me as my date.
00:22:47But this is, like,
00:22:49a White House event.
00:22:51And I just work at a chicken shop.
00:22:54You're going.
00:23:00You're going.
00:23:02You're my wife.
00:23:04I want you there.
00:23:08Don't worry.
00:23:10I'll make you feel like a princess.
00:23:20I don't care how much they're offering.
00:23:22I'm so solid.
00:23:24Even Taylor Swift.
00:23:26Yes, yes.
00:23:28We're not taking anyone else.
00:23:32What?
00:23:34The First Lady?
00:23:36Oh, my God.
00:23:38I'm so sorry.
00:23:40This is such an honor.
00:23:48Hi.
00:23:51I was hoping to get a hairstyle for an event.
00:23:57Sorry, but I think our prices
00:23:59are out of your budget.
00:24:05Lewis, Cindy.
00:24:07Drop everything that you're doing.
00:24:09But we have to cancel all those important clients.
00:24:11Who cares about that?
00:24:13We're getting ready to serve the First Lady,
00:24:15Miss Claire Jones.
00:24:17Come on.
00:24:20Do you happen to know how much it would cost?
00:24:30Why embarrass yourselves?
00:24:32This salon is owned by Fashion Icon M.
00:24:34We only serve important people here.
00:24:36Get out.
00:24:38Don't waste my time.
00:24:44I can't go to the party looking like this.
00:24:46I'll embarrass William.
00:24:48Oh, my God.
00:24:50You must be Claire.
00:24:54Sorry, and you are?
00:24:56Fashion Icon M.
00:24:58He's the most expensive and in-demand stylist
00:25:00in the world.
00:25:02He only works with celebs.
00:25:04Honey, please allow me to take care of you for the event.
00:25:08Wait, why would you want to be my stylist?
00:25:10This is an opportunity I would never pass up.
00:25:12Come on, sweetheart.
00:25:14My whole team will customize everything
00:25:17just for you.
00:25:27How is that even possible?
00:25:29Ow! You idiot!
00:25:31I am so sorry.
00:25:35No.
00:25:41We are going to find you the most stunning dress here.
00:25:43Thank you so much, by the way.
00:25:45Thank your husband.
00:25:47He's the one who called us.
00:25:51Oh, William.
00:25:53Hi.
00:25:55I was thinking maybe we should cancel.
00:25:57I mean, MC is really, really expensive
00:25:59and you work so hard for your money
00:26:01that I don't want to.
00:26:03Don't worry about the cost.
00:26:05Your husband did...
00:26:07I won a raffle at work.
00:26:09This is all free.
00:26:11Yes.
00:26:14It's an anniversary special.
00:26:16I forgot.
00:26:18Oh.
00:26:20This...
00:26:22This is perfect.
00:26:24But you will need a necklace.
00:26:28I don't have a necklace.
00:26:30Maybe it'll look great with that one.
00:26:32How about this?
00:26:38How about this?
00:26:40I know this necklace.
00:26:43Mr. President,
00:26:45there are only
00:26:47three of these necklaces
00:26:49in the world.
00:26:51We consider them cultural treasures.
00:26:53One is in our
00:26:55National Museum.
00:26:57The other we give
00:26:59to our Queen.
00:27:01And this one
00:27:03we give to you.
00:27:07It's gorgeous.
00:27:09Wait.
00:27:11William, are these real diamonds?
00:27:13We can't afford this.
00:27:15It's fake.
00:27:17Don't worry about it.
00:27:27Hello?
00:27:29Miss Claire, we are sorry to inform you
00:27:31that your mom's condition is getting worse.
00:27:33Unless we do the surgery now,
00:27:35I'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live.
00:27:37What?
00:27:41Hey.
00:27:43Hey.
00:27:45What's wrong?
00:27:47No, I'm fine.
00:27:51What happened?
00:27:53You're upset.
00:27:59William,
00:28:01I'm really sorry,
00:28:03but I am not going to be able to make it to the party.
00:28:05I'm sorry.
00:28:07I'm sorry.
00:28:10I'm not going to be able to make it to the party.
00:28:12Can you tell me why?
00:28:14My mom's condition got worse
00:28:16and I can't afford
00:28:18for her care.
00:28:20And the doctor said that
00:28:22she only has
00:28:24a few more days left to live.
00:28:26And I
00:28:28really want to be there
00:28:30for her last moment.
00:28:32What?
00:28:34Yeah, and I'm really sorry.
00:28:36I really didn't want to cancel on you
00:28:38I'm upset.
00:28:40Why didn't you tell me?
00:28:42And why did you try and handle it on your own?
00:28:46Did you forget we're married?
00:28:48I just didn't want to bother you.
00:28:50You don't ever
00:28:52have to apologize to me.
00:28:54I will get this sorted.
00:28:56Everything's going to be alright.
00:29:00I need the best doctors in the country
00:29:02to see a patient.
00:29:04And money's no object.
00:29:08Why didn't you tell Ms. Jones
00:29:10you were coming to visit, sir?
00:29:12I wanted to surprise her.
00:29:17Mrs. Jones?
00:29:22No way.
00:29:28Am I dreaming?
00:29:30Oh my god!
00:29:32Oh my god!
00:29:34Oh my god!
00:29:37Oh my god!
00:29:39Are you the president?
00:29:41Is that really
00:29:43the president?
00:29:45Why is he in the hospital?
00:29:47Who's the president?
00:29:49Claire, how did you afford the doctor?
00:29:51Someone actually helped me with it.
00:29:57Okay mom, I've been meaning to tell you something.
00:30:03I've been meaning to tell you that
00:30:06I got married recently.
00:30:10What?
00:30:12Well, it's not that shocking.
00:30:14Mr. President!
00:30:16Mrs. Jones, I'm William.
00:30:18Claire's husband.
00:30:20I hope you're on your way to a speedy recovery.
00:30:24The president?
00:30:26You married President Walton?
00:30:28No, he's not actually.
00:30:30Yes, ma'am.
00:30:32I'm the president.
00:30:34That's wonderful.
00:30:44Thank you
00:30:46for pretending to be the president
00:30:48and for my mom to make her happy.
00:30:50It was really nice.
00:30:52Well, now I get to see both of you happy.
00:30:54And I'm hoping that
00:30:56you're happy enough to be my date tonight.
00:30:59Aww.
00:31:03Oh my god, are you President Walton?
00:31:09You see, everyone else seems to recognize the president.
00:31:11How come you didn't?
00:31:13Well, if the president actually looked out
00:31:15for the everyday person,
00:31:17maybe I would have recognized you.
00:31:19Or him.
00:31:23These greedy pharmaceutical companies
00:31:25monopolizing medicine,
00:31:27they need to be taken down.
00:31:29Understood, Mr. President.
00:31:39Hey.
00:31:41Hey, William, you won't believe what happened.
00:31:43Right after I complained to you about the president,
00:31:45he went after the pharmaceutical companies
00:31:47and now everyone can afford their medication.
00:31:49Wait, listen.
00:31:51Thank you, Mr. President.
00:31:53You're a lifesaver.
00:31:56I mean, your boss is pretty nice.
00:32:00He's alright.
00:32:02Alright, well, I'll see you at the banquet, okay?
00:32:04I'll see you then.
00:32:08I have another meeting.
00:32:10Can you go pick up Miss Jones for me?
00:32:12Yes, sir.
00:32:18Thank you so much for covering my shift tonight.
00:32:20Oh, no problem.
00:32:22Don't forget to record Taylor's performance for me.
00:32:25I promise.
00:32:29Whoa, why is there so many customers all of a sudden?
00:32:33Miss Jones, could you please come with us?
00:32:35We're here to take you to get changed.
00:32:37Thank you, that's so nice.
00:32:45Oh, my God.
00:32:55Mr. President,
00:32:57I heard this is the first time
00:32:59you'll be bringing a date.
00:33:01I'm already looking forward to seeing her.
00:33:03So am I.
00:33:05Cheers.
00:33:09Excuse us.
00:33:13Good evening, Mr. President.
00:33:15I've heard a rumor
00:33:17that your daughter
00:33:19is pregnant.
00:33:21I've heard a rumor
00:33:23that your date works
00:33:25at a fried chicken shop.
00:33:27I'm afraid that she might embarrass you.
00:33:29How many favors did you have to pull
00:33:31to find that out?
00:33:33Can't wait to meet her.
00:33:51It's a good job tonight.
00:33:53Thank you, Mr. President.
00:33:55Claire is on her way?
00:33:57Yep.
00:34:21Oh, my God.
00:34:51That's Madison's date.
00:34:53She's gorgeous.
00:34:55They look perfect together.
00:35:02You are shining brighter
00:35:04than a diamond tonight.
00:35:06Pretty dashing yourself.
00:35:08Wait here.
00:35:10I'll get us some drinks.
00:35:14Pretty girl.
00:35:16All alone?
00:35:18I am a lover.
00:35:21I'm a lexi.
00:35:23Your dress
00:35:25is so pretty.
00:35:29You can look,
00:35:31but don't touch.
00:35:33So sorry, President Walton.
00:35:35I did not know she was with you.
00:35:37I think the citizens of your country
00:35:39would appreciate you watching your behavior.
00:35:41Yes, of course.
00:35:45Thanks.
00:35:51Je vous souhaite une belle soirée
00:35:53avec notre président.
00:35:57So,
00:35:59this is your date?
00:36:03This is your date?
00:36:05She has a name.
00:36:07Everyone,
00:36:09this is Claire.
00:36:11Monsieur President,
00:36:13it is an honor
00:36:15to meet you both.
00:36:17You as well.
00:36:19I'm sure you'll embarrass yourself quickly.
00:36:23Claire, I'm sure
00:36:25you're quite a world traveler.
00:36:29This is...
00:36:31Mr. Dubois, it is so nice to meet you.
00:36:33And Miss Moreau.
00:36:35Enchantée.
00:36:37I hope you guys are enjoying your stay.
00:36:39We are enjoying it very much.
00:36:41Merci.
00:36:43I've always wanted to visit your hometown in Provence.
00:36:45C'est magnifique.
00:36:48We will make sure
00:36:50we give you the best hospitality.
00:36:52I would love that.
00:36:54President, have a wonderful evening
00:36:56with your date.
00:36:58Souvenez-moi.
00:37:00I found you.
00:37:04Mr. Dubois.
00:37:06Mr. Dubois.
00:37:08Mr. Dubois.
00:37:10Miss Moreau.
00:37:12Miss Moreau.
00:37:14You're just full of surprises.
00:37:17I'm not gonna let you down.
00:37:21I'm gonna check the time of the Taylor Swift performance
00:37:23because I do not want you to miss that.
00:37:25I'm so excited.
00:37:41Claire, I'm feeling a bit dizzy.
00:37:43Can you please come out with me for some fresh air?
00:37:45Please?
00:37:47Yeah, of course.
00:37:53Hey, are you okay?
00:37:55What makes you think you deserve to be his date?
00:37:57I'm sorry, what?
00:37:59Don't play dumb.
00:38:01You don't deserve Mr. President.
00:38:03It looks like she thinks William is the real president.
00:38:05Look, the president is not into me.
00:38:07Okay?
00:38:09You're mistaken.
00:38:11Mistaken?
00:38:14To an event.
00:38:16And he gave you that
00:38:18precious necklace?
00:38:20It's a fake, I promise.
00:38:24Claire?
00:38:26Fake?
00:38:28You think I'm stupid or something?
00:38:30Take it off.
00:38:32What are you doing?
00:38:34You don't deserve to be by his side.
00:38:36Take it off, right now.
00:38:44Fuck.
00:38:52Claire!
00:38:54No, it wasn't me.
00:38:56Go and get help, now!
00:39:02No, it wasn't me.
00:39:04Go and get help, now!
00:39:06No!
00:39:12Shit!
00:39:14Get medical here, ASAP!
00:39:36You okay?
00:39:38Yeah, I'm fine.
00:39:40You sure?
00:39:42Take Ms. Jones to the car.
00:39:44Now wait for me.
00:39:46Yes, Mr. President.
00:39:48God.
00:39:52Mr. President, please, you have to trust me.
00:39:54Stop! Stop talking!
00:39:56I'm sorry.
00:39:58I'm sorry.
00:40:00I'm sorry.
00:40:02I'm sorry.
00:40:05Stop talking.
00:40:07You crossed the line tonight.
00:40:09Your political career is over.
00:40:11No, no, no, you have to let me explain!
00:40:17I'm so sorry, Claire.
00:40:19I'm putting you in danger.
00:40:21You said your job was dangerous.
00:40:23I understand.
00:40:26What happened?
00:40:28Oh, it's just...
00:40:30a little more wound.
00:40:32Did it hurt?
00:40:37Don't...
00:40:39come so close.
00:40:41Why?
00:40:47I won't be able to control it.
00:40:49I'm sorry.
00:40:51I'm sorry.
00:40:53I'm sorry.
00:40:55I can't control myself.
00:41:05You're soaked.
00:41:09Maybe...
00:41:11go on ahead and shower.
00:41:13I, um...
00:41:15I can't, uh...
00:41:17get out of this by myself.
00:41:21Could you, um...
00:41:23help me?
00:41:28Could you, um...
00:41:30help me?
00:41:46I'll be quick.
00:41:53Thanks.
00:41:58Uh...
00:42:00William?
00:42:02Where did you get all of that money?
00:42:04Come here. Sit down.
00:42:06Because I went to the party
00:42:08on behalf of the president,
00:42:10he gave me a bonus.
00:42:12Wow, that's such a nice boss.
00:42:14And I plan on using this money
00:42:16to help you open your own shop.
00:42:20Oh, William, I can't.
00:42:22That's way too much money.
00:42:24And plus, you got it, like, risking your life,
00:42:26so no, I can't accept it.
00:42:28It's not a gift.
00:42:30It's an investment.
00:42:32You make a profit,
00:42:34I get a share.
00:42:36I know you've always dreamt of having your own shop.
00:42:38Wait.
00:42:40You really think I can do it?
00:42:42Absolutely.
00:42:44The president also heard
00:42:46that your necklace broke.
00:42:48So he got us
00:42:50these rings.
00:43:02I won't let anyone
00:43:04question your place again.
00:43:06Will you thank the president for me?
00:43:14Uh, wait a minute.
00:43:16There's one more thing.
00:43:18It's important.
00:43:20Yes, sir?
00:43:22Today is the grand opening
00:43:24of Claire's Chicken Shop.
00:43:26Keep me updated on how it's going.
00:43:28Yes, sir.
00:43:40Hello.
00:43:42Welcome to our grand opening.
00:43:44New owner, huh?
00:43:46Rules.
00:43:48Hey.
00:43:50What are you doing?
00:43:52You can't do that here.
00:43:54Listen, bitch.
00:43:56This street is mine.
00:43:58You wanna make money?
00:44:00You cut me in.
00:44:04Sir.
00:44:08Delay the meeting five minutes.
00:44:10Yes, sir.
00:44:12Officer Smith.
00:44:14I thought you had the street under surveillance.
00:44:16Don't worry, sir.
00:44:18We have it all under control.
00:44:20Leave?
00:44:22Or I'm gonna call the police.
00:44:24Call them.
00:44:26You think I'm scared of those boys?
00:44:28So you're the one
00:44:30who's gonna be a troublemaker.
00:44:32Tough guy.
00:44:34We're not gonna do anything.
00:44:36What are you gonna do?
00:44:38Huh?
00:44:40Huh?
00:44:44What were you saying?
00:44:46No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:44:52No, no, no, please!
00:44:54You have no idea
00:44:56who she is.
00:44:58Please, no!
00:45:00You know what to do now, huh?
00:45:06Spread the word to everyone.
00:45:08This place is under our protection.
00:45:10Nobody's gonna touch your chicken shop.
00:45:18Thanks?
00:45:24Congratulations.
00:45:26To the grand opening of our new chicken shop.
00:45:30Hold that thought.
00:45:32Yeah.
00:45:34Mr. President, about the $10 billion arms deal.
00:45:36Do you want to review it again?
00:45:38It's a small deal.
00:45:40You can handle it yourself.
00:45:42Well, I've got to report to the investor.
00:45:50We made
00:45:52$200 today.
00:45:54That much on the first day?
00:45:58You're amazing.
00:46:00Look, don't worry.
00:46:02I'm gonna work extra hard to make more money
00:46:04so that you can, you know,
00:46:06quit your dangerous job
00:46:08and live peacefully.
00:46:10Thank you, Claire.
00:46:14I appreciate it.
00:46:20I actually think
00:46:22that's the most that I've had to drink.
00:46:24Really?
00:46:26Oh, yeah. I mean, my job does require me
00:46:28to stay pretty sharp.
00:46:30I've never
00:46:32gotten a tattoo before.
00:46:36Come on.
00:46:42Hey, we're about to close.
00:46:48Holy crap.
00:46:50Are you the president?
00:46:54Yeah, I am.
00:46:56Nah, you're tricking me.
00:46:58You're the president's body double, right?
00:47:00Yeah, he's pretty convincing, huh?
00:47:04Shit, man.
00:47:06Yeah, you look
00:47:08just like him.
00:47:10Well, what do you want?
00:47:24This one looks like my puppy
00:47:26when I was little. His name was Ferdie.
00:47:28This one?
00:47:30Are you sure?
00:47:32Mm-hmm.
00:47:38All done.
00:47:40So cute.
00:47:44Hey, wait!
00:47:46Can I get a photo
00:47:48with you?
00:47:50Uh...
00:47:54Ten dollars a photo.
00:47:56No problem.
00:47:58Mom! Dad! Get off!
00:48:00Did you see that?
00:48:02That was a great business opportunity.
00:48:04It was a very clever idea.
00:48:08Oh, my God, we made so much!
00:48:20Um...
00:48:34What did that kiss mean?
00:48:40What did that kiss mean?
00:48:42Uh...
00:48:44It...
00:48:46It's because the lights aren't on
00:48:48and it's really dark and we couldn't see clearly
00:48:50and our lips just happened to, like,
00:48:52brush past each other's accidentally.
00:48:54Oh.
00:48:56I see.
00:49:12Why were you able to pick me up today?
00:49:14I finished work early.
00:49:16Oh, I see.
00:49:18This is where we kissed last night.
00:49:26Now we won't have trouble seeing.
00:49:30What?
00:49:46No excuses today, right?
00:49:52How did you do that?
00:49:54A magician never reveals their secrets.
00:50:00What? No, come on, tell me!
00:50:12Why didn't this delivery include a room number?
00:50:14I guess I could ask room to room.
00:50:26Mr. President, we've got the leak.
00:50:34So you've been selling information about me and my wife.
00:50:40Looks like I've been too merciful with you.
00:50:42Looks like I've been too merciful with you.
00:50:46Hello, did you order fried chicken?
00:50:50Hello, Claire's fried chicken.
00:50:54Well, that's to be one of them.
00:50:58Sir, I'm sorry.
00:51:00You don't have to do this.
00:51:02Too late.
00:51:04Sir, I mean, Mr. President, I'm...
00:51:06Mr. President, you don't have to do this!
00:51:08You don't have to do this!
00:51:12You don't have to do this!
00:51:22William?
00:51:32William?
00:51:34William, what's going on?
00:51:36Why are you pointing a gun at someone?
00:51:38The President, he was...
00:51:40Why is he calling you the President?
00:51:42Why is he calling you the President?
00:51:44Didn't you say that you had work off today?
00:51:46Didn't you say that you had work off today?
00:51:50This is just a training exercise
00:51:52This is just a training exercise
00:51:54with the doubles of my colleagues,
00:51:56with the doubles of my colleagues,
00:51:58just to make things look more realistic.
00:52:00just to make things look more realistic.
00:52:02No, yeah, no, it's just practice.
00:52:04Really?
00:52:08Really?
00:52:16I'm the White House General Secretary's double.
00:52:18I'm the White House General Secretary's double.
00:52:20Just a little plastic surgery.
00:52:22Just a little plastic surgery.
00:52:24I'm the Defense Minister's double.
00:52:26I do...
00:52:28I do...
00:52:30neighborhood security.
00:52:32neighborhood security.
00:52:34Oh, God.
00:52:36Whoa, you guys really scared me.
00:52:38I thought you were in trouble.
00:52:40Well, thank you so much
00:52:42Well, thank you so much
00:52:44for taking care of my husband.
00:52:46I really appreciate it.
00:52:52Oh, you guys should really come by our chicken shop.
00:52:54Oh, you guys should really come by our chicken shop.
00:52:56I mean, I would really love if you guys could stop by.
00:52:58I mean, I would really love if you guys could stop by.
00:53:00I love fried chicken.
00:53:02And because you're William's coworkers,
00:53:04thank you.
00:53:06Okay, well,
00:53:08I will let you guys
00:53:10get back to your practice.
00:53:12Oh,
00:53:14can't forget this.
00:53:20Wait!
00:53:22What now?
00:53:26What now?
00:53:28Can we take a picture?
00:53:34Yeah, come on.
00:53:36Come, it'll be fun.
00:53:38Everybody say chicken!
00:53:40Everybody say chicken!
00:53:42Chicken!
00:53:46Claire's Fried Chicken!
00:53:50Oh,
00:53:52we got a lot of new customers today.
00:53:54Mr. President.
00:53:58Get on your knees, now.
00:54:00Thank you
00:54:02for playing along.
00:54:04Feel free to have the rest of the day off.
00:54:06Thank you, Mr. President.
00:54:08Get him out of here.
00:54:10Let's go.
00:54:14Mr. President, that was
00:54:16extremely close, sir.
00:54:18I worry we probably won't be able to keep this up for much longer.
00:54:20I trust her now.
00:54:22So,
00:54:24I'll tell her the truth about my identity soon.
00:54:32Oh,
00:54:34good,
00:54:36you're back.
00:54:38Could you please help me balance this month's accounts?
00:54:40I'm having, like, a really hard time.
00:54:44Let's see.
00:54:52Our monthly profit
00:54:54is $3,786.60.
00:54:56Wow, that's amazing.
00:54:58You're smart as the President.
00:55:02Would you...
00:55:06Would you want me to be the President?
00:55:12Would you want me to be the President?
00:55:18I just mean,
00:55:20if I was really the President,
00:55:22would that make you happy?
00:55:24Oh, no, I said the wrong thing.
00:55:26No.
00:55:28I don't want you to be the President.
00:55:30Well,
00:55:32actually...
00:55:34Actually, I hate the President.
00:55:36You do?
00:55:38Yeah.
00:55:40My, uh...
00:55:42My dad died because of him.
00:55:44He...
00:55:46He was in the military, you know,
00:55:48and it was because of a decision that he made.
00:55:50Claire, I'm not...
00:55:52Claire, I'm sorry.
00:55:54Now he probably won't think too much about it.
00:56:00I'll be right back.
00:56:06What?
00:56:08Dad?
00:56:10Hey, sweetheart.
00:56:12I'm out of prison.
00:56:14I miss you and your mom a lot.
00:56:16How dare you even mention Mom?
00:56:18You were in prison
00:56:20because you put her in a coma.
00:56:22And all she was trying to do
00:56:24was stop you from gambling our savings away.
00:56:26I've changed.
00:56:28I want to make things right with you both.
00:56:30Can we meet tomorrow?
00:56:40Anyway, sorry about that.
00:56:44Is everything okay?
00:56:46Yeah.
00:56:48Yeah.
00:56:50It was just a spam call.
00:56:52You know if something happened, you can tell me.
00:56:54Yeah, I know.
00:56:56William,
00:56:58I won't drag you into this.
00:57:10Dad, why are we meeting here?
00:57:12Leopard.
00:57:15This is my daughter.
00:57:20Did you cover my gambling debts?
00:57:22Dad, seriously?
00:57:24I'm your daughter.
00:57:26How could you do that?
00:57:28I gave you life and raised you.
00:57:30I do what I want with you.
00:57:32Damn bitch, I know you.
00:57:36You got my brother killed.
00:57:40We'll settle all our scores tonight.
00:57:42Stop it!
00:57:58Call your husband
00:58:00and tell him to bring me one million
00:58:02and I'll let you go.
00:58:04No, no, he's just an ordinary guy.
00:58:06He doesn't have that kind of money.
00:58:08Is that so?
00:58:10Okay.
00:58:12Let's see how important you really are to him.
00:58:16Our latest warship is ready to be deployed.
00:58:18We're actually considering names at the moment.
00:58:22Let's name it Claire.
00:58:24Good name.
00:58:26I like it. Claire.
00:58:28Keeping America safe.
00:58:30Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:58:32Sir, we have a serious, serious situation, sir.
00:58:34What is it?
00:58:36It's Miss Jones.
00:58:38She's guarding an underground casino right now.
00:58:42We've been looking to take care of these assholes.
00:58:44Looks like now's the time.
00:58:46There's a little more to it, sir.
00:58:48They want you to go alone in the next hour
00:58:50or they're going to kill her.
00:58:58I can handle my own.
00:59:00No, Mr. President, it's too dangerous.
00:59:02The entire country relies on you.
00:59:04Yes, Mr. President.
00:59:06Yeah, I would really reconsider this, sir.
00:59:14My gun.
00:59:20I've made my decision.
00:59:22Mr. President,
00:59:24are you really doing this for a girl?
00:59:26She's not just any girl.
00:59:28She's my girl.
00:59:36Fuck.
00:59:38Contact traffic control.
00:59:40Now clear me a path.
00:59:46Where is he?
00:59:48My patience is running thin.
00:59:50Leper, it...
00:59:52Even if your husband doesn't show,
00:59:54she's still worth something, right?
00:59:56You know what? You're a real piece of shit.
00:59:58Time's up.
01:00:00And since your husband isn't coming,
01:00:02you're mine now.
01:00:06Fuck.
01:00:16Who's this idiot?
01:00:18President?
01:00:20Don't come any closer.
01:00:22Who the hell are you?
01:00:24No, no, no, he's not the President.
01:00:26He's just his double.
01:00:30That makes sense.
01:00:32The real President wouldn't come here alone.
01:00:34Catch him.
01:00:52William, why would you risk coming here?
01:00:56Because you're my family.
01:01:00So you married this fried chicken girl.
01:01:02Now you're the President.
01:01:04You had me scared there for a moment.
01:01:06It's okay, everyone. He's just a stuntman.
01:01:12What are you looking at?
01:01:14You want to see me have some fun with your wife?
01:01:16Fine by me.
01:01:32No!
01:01:44No!
01:01:50You still want to play?
01:01:52Impossible.
01:01:54You took us all down by yourself.
01:01:56Only the real President could do that.
01:01:58I saw him on the battlefield.
01:02:00He ran out of bullets and still
01:02:02fought off ten men.
01:02:04He's a killing machine.
01:02:06I don't ever want to see your kind on American soil again.
01:02:08We'll leave.
01:02:10I promise.
01:02:12Only you.
01:02:16If you ever mess with my wife again,
01:02:22I will make sure you die in prison.
01:02:24I won't.
01:02:26I promise.
01:02:30Who are you really?
01:02:42William.
01:02:48Claire, why did you lie to me?
01:02:50You told me your dad died.
01:02:52I'm your husband.
01:02:54If you can't trust me,
01:02:56who can you trust?
01:02:58And what about you?
01:03:00You haven't told me the truth
01:03:02from the very beginning.
01:03:10William?
01:03:14Who are you, William?
01:03:16Are you really the President?
01:03:22Yes.
01:03:24I am.
01:03:28I am.
01:03:32You don't deserve to be by his side.
01:03:34What?
01:03:36Did you think that if I knew your true identity,
01:03:38I would just cling to you and make it impossible
01:03:40for you to get rid of me?
01:03:42Or did you forget that we got married
01:03:44because you said that you wanted to repay me?
01:03:46What are you even saying?
01:03:48You can't see how much I adore you?
01:03:52You really can't?
01:03:54You can't see how much I adore you?
01:03:58You really can't feel it?
01:04:00I don't know.
01:04:10Please.
01:04:24Please.
01:04:38Huh.
01:04:42A delivery to the White House.
01:04:44Why are there so many reporters?
01:04:54Today,
01:04:56in front of all of America,
01:04:58I want to say I love you.
01:05:02I love you for who you are.
01:05:06And I want everyone to know
01:05:08that I love you.
01:05:10I love you for who you are.
01:05:14And I want everyone to know your name.
01:05:22Claire.
01:05:26Will you marry me?
01:05:36No.
01:05:40Because we're already married.
01:06:10America,
01:06:12please welcome your First Lady.
01:06:40America,
01:06:42I love you.
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