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  • 5/19/2025
A ruthless philantrophist. A bhangra rapper. An over-protected prodigy. A reckless actress. A lovelorn businessman. An e | dG1fX05kbU9wTXItQzg
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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you are enjoying this wonderful function!
00:25You're the best!
00:26I'm the best!
00:27I'm the best!
00:28Who are you?
00:29I am the best!
00:31No, no!
00:32There must be some mistake!
00:33There should be four asses!
00:34Sanjeev Patel
00:35Siris Patel
00:36Silas Patel
00:37Santos Patel
00:40The cash award is $25,000
00:43And I intend to win it
00:45And donate it to our fundraiser
00:50However many books you read and however many ragas you know
00:53You're not Indian!
00:54Do you understand that?
00:56New York is so stagnant here!
00:59New York is so stagnant here!
01:01Now Bollywood!
01:02Bollywood is a place for money!
01:03Hollywood is a place for money!
01:04Ha!
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01:51Complements of Lions of Punjab!
02:05PORNO!
02:07Hey Ram, you watch pornography at home, now also at hotel.
02:11You're tired of it.
02:12I don't watch porno at home.
02:15You think I will pay 11.95 when I get pirated for $4?
02:19Huh? $4?
02:21Hmm.
02:21I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired.

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