Our entitled boomer-aged gay couple Randy and Ralph still can't stand each other and still can't afford to get a divorce | dHNzX0RvM0ZsVjFyMzBZ
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00:00Hi, it's my first time being arrested.
00:02Oh! My eyes were closed.
00:04My mouth was open.
00:07Oh, listen, will you just email me those pics
00:10I can put a little filter on before I send them to my peeps?
00:16Thank you so much.
00:19Everyone hates you.
00:21I think they're overreacting.
00:24I'd only just hang myself with these cum state sheets.
00:27You need a little help with that?
00:29I am done being overshadowed by you.
00:33Is it my fault I cast a huge shadow?
00:36It's not that big.
00:37Our parole officer had tears in his eyes.
00:40And you are?
00:41Most people call me Beanie.
00:42The plumber?
00:43I didn't know we had a plumbing problem.
00:45Well, we don't anymore.
00:47Nice ass, though, right?
00:49Nice ass!
00:50I cannot live and work with this person.
00:52That's not my problem, Mr. Potato Head.
00:54You married this person.
00:56She has a point.
00:57Oh, shut up.
00:58Shut up.
00:59Lick my balls.
01:00I would if you shaved.
01:01Die.
01:02I'm already dead.
01:03I know.
01:04Call me captain!
01:05Yeah.
01:06Yeah.
01:07Oh, yeah.
01:08Oh.
01:09Kat, I'm not comfortable being called a white whore.
01:11Really?
01:12It makes me feel seen.
01:13But how can we be white if we're Jews?
01:15I'm humiliated for you.
01:17I just wanted a tiny piece of the world and then you ripped it away from me.
01:22What piece is that, honey?
01:23We'll put police tape around it.
01:24Oh, oh.
01:25That's evil.
01:26Yeah.
01:27Well, that happens.
01:28Thanks for the blow down.
01:29God.
01:30Oh, sorry.
01:31You slapped me in the face.
01:32She scored it.
01:33Okay.
01:34Oh.
01:35Oh.
01:36Oh.
01:37Oh, sorry.
01:38You slapped me in the face.
01:39She scored it.
01:40Okay.
01:41Oh.
01:42Oh.
01:43Oh.
01:44Oh.
01:45Oh.
01:46Oh.
01:47Okay.
01:48Oh.
01:49You're hitting me.
01:50You might get what you guys want.
01:51So you better be sure.
01:54Great idea.
01:55What the fuck?
01:56What?
01:57What?