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00:00I'm coming as fast as I can, Candice! I'm at your house!
00:03But what kind of emergency are we dealing with?
00:04A parent emergency? A Phineas and Ferb emergency?
00:07Oh my.
00:09A hair emergency? The worst kind?
00:11This is awful! How did...
00:13Wait, what are these four long strats?
00:14And look at this shaved area! What's that all about?
00:16Is this a rolled-up sock?
00:18Candice, who did this to you?
00:20Stacey, I did it to myself!
00:22Why?
00:23Jeremy's mom is hosting a benefit for endangered animals this afternoon,
00:26and I wanted a new look!
00:27So you want your hair to look like an endangered species?
00:29No! There are all these hair-do-how-to videos online!
00:32They make it look so easy!
00:34Just brush it out, toss your head back, and voila!
00:37It's simplicious!
00:38It's not simplicious! It's hard-plicious!
00:40Candice, take it easy!
00:42Look at me! A tragic victim of internet hair stylists!
00:45Sorry, I don't think there's anything I can do, but...
00:47There are a couple of guys who could...
00:49No! No way!
00:50Uh, are these chopsticks?
00:53Uh, all right.
00:54Phineas and Ferb!
00:58What do you think?
00:58We've been working on our spit-takes all morning!
01:01Yeah! Yeah, you're hilarious!
01:02Listen, I need you two to get me out of this situation!
01:04Why? Your hair looks simplicious!
01:06Let me try tossing your head back!
01:07Look, I don't have time to explain!
01:08Just get me back to the way I was!
01:10Okay, but I think you're making a mistake!
01:13Hey, where's Perry?
01:15What?
01:15I'm like the only person who's never said it!
01:25Good afternoon, Agent P!
01:26For the past few days, our motion sensors have detected Dr. Doofenshmirtz rummaging around in his basement!
01:31So, last night we had Carl staked out down there behind his water eater!
01:34It was horrible down there!
01:36Carl!
01:36I saw a rat give birth!
01:38To a snail!
01:39Just tell him about Doofenshmirtz!
01:41Doofenshmirtz kept coming down and grabbing pieces of his oldenators from cardboard boxes!
01:44Oh no!
01:45Brown recluse spiders favor dwelling in cardboard!
01:48Get it off! Get it off!
01:49Get out there and find out what Doof is up to!
01:52Seriously, Carl, what a baby!
01:54I think it laid eggs in my ear!
01:56So by combining ultraviolet and infrared waves together with follicle stimulation properties,
02:00not only does it style your hair, but it stimulates and accelerates new hair growth!
02:04So that should take care of that little shaved area!
02:06What's that all about?
02:06Don't get me started!
02:07All you have to do is sit there for 30 minutes on setting 5, and you're good to go!
02:11Yeah, yeah, tick-tock!
02:12Start her up, Ferb!
02:15Remember, 30 minutes on setting 5!
02:16Thanks, guys!
02:18What was that?
02:19Oh, I changed my ringtone!
02:20That's a tangerine orangutan!
02:22Endangered animals!
02:23Oh, it's Jeremy!
02:24Hi!
02:25You're, uh, picking me up in 10 minutes?
02:27Great!
02:27Bye!
02:2810 minutes!
02:29Stacy, crank this thing up!
02:30If it takes a half an hour and 5, it should do the trick in 10 seconds on 20!
02:33I don't know, Candace, maybe you shouldn't mess with-
02:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, it'll be fine!
02:35Okay!
02:37Besides, Stacy, they would've put a 20 on it if it weren't meant to be used, right?
02:41Well, I guess so.
02:42Oh, my 10 seconds are up!
02:44Well, have a look!
02:45I can't believe it!
02:46It's perfect!
02:47Told you it'd be fine!
02:47Ooh, now help me find something cheap to wear!
02:49Ah, Mary the Platypus, I don't like your tone!
03:03Behold, I give you the very, very bad inator!
03:10It's made up of only the most evil parts of my old inators, cobbled together without any rhyme or reason!
03:14My plan is to load it on my floating platform, take it high above the tri-state area, and, you know, turn it on and see what it does!
03:21I've no idea, but I'm sure it's gonna be bad!
03:23Hence, very bad inator!
03:25Ooh, I got a chip!
03:26Wow, nice turnout!
03:28Yeah!
03:29Hey, there's your mom!
03:30There you two are!
03:31Don't you look nice, Candace!
03:33Oh, thanks, Mrs. Johnson!
03:34Come on, I'll show you where we're sitting!
03:36We have a very good turnout this year!
03:37Many of Danville's top zoologists are here!
03:39I bet I'll have more species named after me than you do care to make a wager!
03:43No!
03:44Why not?
03:44Because your last name is Pythicus!
03:46The money that this banquet raises will go a long way to facilitate solutions for the problems these poor animals face!
03:51Great!
03:52Uh, Candace, I think you've got a little food or something on your lip.
03:56Will you get scared for a moment?
03:58Uh, I just needed this spoon first!
04:06Phineas!
04:06Oh, hi, Candace!
04:08It's Candace!
04:09You turned it up to 20?
04:10So what happened?
04:11No way!
04:12That is so cool!
04:15Okay, I'll see what we can do!
04:16Mom, may Ferb and I be excused?
04:18Candace needs help with her hair!
04:19So you guys are hairstylists now?
04:21Apparently!
04:22So what would you do with my hair?
04:23Nothing!
04:23It's perfect the way it is!
04:24Wow, you are good!
04:26Girlfriend, please!
04:27Be careful, Pair the Blackiposs!
04:29You're awfully close to the edge!
04:31Oh, let me help you back!
04:32Whoa!
04:34I get my...
04:34Whoops!
04:35I'm just messing with you!
04:36Candace!
04:38Candace?
04:39Now where'd she go?
04:40I gotta find a better place to hide!
04:44Ooh!
04:46Oh, stop it!
04:47You've lost your joie de vie!
04:52Wow!
04:52This thing keeps getting weirder every year!
04:55It is wonderful to see such a fine turn-
04:56Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tonight's lecture!
05:01Where did she go?
05:01Won't you all please help welcome Professor Herbert Farnsworth Weatherman Jones!
05:11Huh?
05:12That's not Professor Herbert Farnsworth Weatherman Jones!
05:14That's the rare tangerine orangutan!
05:16We have to capture it and return it to the wild!
05:18Stand back, everyone!
05:19I have an associate's degree in zoology!
05:20I got this!
05:21Oh no!
05:22Jeremy's mother!
05:22She can't see me like this!
05:24Don't run away!
05:26I mean you no harm!
05:30No, no, no!
05:31Don't go up there!
05:31Don't go up on the roof!
05:34Jeremy, would you do me a favor and call animal control, please?
05:36Sure thing, Mom!
05:37Hey, Ferb, look up there!
05:39That's Candace on the roof!
05:40And I was worried this function would be dull!
05:43Phineas, help!
05:44Jeremy's mom thinks I'm an orangutan and is trying to return me to the wild!
05:47Okay, hang tight!
05:48We brought the hair remover!
05:49This looks like a good spot to fire up the really badinator!
05:53I can't wait to see what it does!
05:55Guess what?
05:56I have to wait!
05:56Oh, I brought snacks!
05:57Let me see what I have here!
05:58I brought some baby carrots and some grapes and...
06:00Oh, peanut butter!
06:01Oh, and some honeys!
06:03He painted the bread with most people!
06:04Like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but I really prefer peanut butter and honey!
06:07Very few people know that Myron's discus thrower was built with real ancient disc-throwing action!
06:13Hang on, Ferb!
06:17Candace, Ferb and I made a sonic oscillator!
06:19This baby will blow the fuzz off a peach at 90 yards!
06:22Great! Get this hair off of me!
06:23Woo-hoo!
06:24Go!
06:25Little friend, where did you go?
06:26Come on, Ferb!
06:29I see you!
06:30Animal control!
06:31You got a monkey? Needs tranquilizing?
06:33That is not a monkey!
06:35It's the very rare tangerine orangutan!
06:36Yeah, tomato, potato!
06:38Just leave it to the professionals!
06:43Huh!
06:44Would you look at that?
06:45Well, you probably noticed I'm, uh, not that good at my job, so...
06:49You can just take this and...
06:51I'll be right back!
06:52Oh, yes!
06:55Peanut butter and honey sandwiches!
06:57The trick is the honey!
06:58And you get to use one of these weird honey-spoony things!
07:01Hey, the Platypus, did you just say...
07:03Oh, great!
07:05Now I'm all sticky!
07:06Oh, now this is my last clean lab!
07:08Oh, too!
07:08Oh, it's on now!
07:10Hey!
07:11Hey, what are you doing now?
07:12Oh, I didn't pay back!
07:14Very funny, Terry, the Platypus, but...
07:16Very mature!
07:17Thank you for purchasing the Hanson 3000 Family Friendly Tranquidark Air Contrast Delivery System!
07:20There are many like it, but this one is yours!
07:22Then you hurry while she's distracted!
07:24All right, Candace!
07:28Hey, it worked!
07:29As soon as I get this honey off of me, I...
07:32Is this hair?
07:42Now I'll never know what the baronator does!
07:45Cause you'll bury the Platypus!
07:48The Red Plunder will act as a non-return valve and retain the air within the guard.
07:51Fear not!
07:52Helpless primate!
07:52Bright banquets of the Elysian Vale will soon melt every care away,
07:55or my name isn't Hawkeye Johnson!
07:59Ow!
08:00Shot in the butt while covered in honey and hair!
08:02What do you know?
08:03My horoscope was right!
08:04My beautiful, beautiful horoscope!
08:07Oh no, what have I done?
08:08She's going to fall!
08:10Hold the door, Barbara!
08:11I think this is our floor!
08:13Thanks, guys!
08:13I could just hug you!
08:15Awesome!
08:17Candace?
08:17You caught her!
08:18You saved this orangutan!
08:20I'll take it from here!
08:22Leave it to the professionals!
08:24Mama, I'm pretty!
08:25I knew you were a good catch!
08:27Thanks, Mrs. Johnson!
08:28I didn't know you were helping out my mom!
08:30You made quite an impression on her!
08:31Well, I guess you could say I'm having a good, bad hair day!
08:35I'm blurry and drowsy, but validly beckons
08:40Though I'll probably lose consciousness in 17 seconds
08:43Don't know my location, I'm not sure that I care
08:46But I think I'm in a jungle and I'm covered in hair
08:49If you want to know why, please refer to the chart
08:52I've been shot in the butt with a dart
08:54I've been shot in the...
08:56I've been shot in the...
08:58Hmm...