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00:00Are we okay?
00:02UGH!
00:04Is everything fine?
00:06Just taking a temp check here.
00:08Hi guys, what's up? Welcome to VidCity.
00:10They took the newspaper from me and they told me
00:12five seconds ago and I don't know how
00:14to do this anymore.
00:16Ugh. Newspaper?
00:18We got rid of it.
00:20I'm sorry.
00:22Why?
00:24It was...was it that cool?
00:26That cool?
00:30I should have told you beforehand.
00:32She's devastated.
00:34It's like I just showed up to f***ing Christmas and dad's not here.
00:36What the f***?
00:38Oh my god!
00:42I actually don't know if I took my Prozac this morning.
00:44We're talking
00:46mental health, mental illness,
00:48things that make us happy,
00:50things that make us sad. We're talking about it all today.
00:52And we're doing it with some really
00:54fun people.
00:56The craziest thing I'm about to say is that today
00:58my guests, for some
01:00f***ing reason, are
01:02the medications in my
01:04medicine cabinet. Please welcome
01:06first up, a big
01:08deal to me, my Prozac.
01:16Hey.
01:18What's up?
01:20Hey, good to see you. Come on in.
01:22Good to see you. Totally. No, no.
01:24Angela, it's great to see you, man. I feel like
01:26you haven't been taking me.
01:28Oh, whoa. What's up?
01:30I just wanted to say I feel like we work
01:32so well together. I think we do too.
01:34Like totally. Like me and you
01:36until the end of the world. Yeah, I mean
01:38I know I've experienced different doses
01:40of you. Yeah, totally. Yeah, just like...
01:42But it's so good to see you and talk to you. Oh my god, yeah.
01:44I just feel like
01:46the main thing is take me every day, right?
01:48Like the main thing is take me every day
01:50You're like missing days. You're like missing
01:52weeks sometimes, which is cool. I think that's
01:54chill. That's totally fine.
01:56I know it's hard to remember, but like
01:58maybe just take me more often and we can like really
02:00chill out even more. I know. I don't know if I'm
02:02ready to talk about that yet. No, I think
02:04you should talk it online. Put it online.
02:06Come on. No, I think
02:08this is between you and I. Maybe not for the
02:10cameras to see. No, I think they can handle it,
02:12right? You guys want to hear it, right?
02:14Okay.
02:16You can't talk to them. Only I can talk to them.
02:18Okay, sorry. Yeah, totally.
02:20I can't talk to you guys, right? No, don't give it to them.
02:22Okay, they're going to give it to you. This is awesome.
02:24Why is he so likable, huh? I don't know.
02:26I frickin' rule, huh?
02:28I just feel like people get the wrong idea about me,
02:30you know? They think I'm like this big
02:32scary medication, but I'm just like a chill
02:34guy. I know. You're like
02:36I'm just like chill, like relaxed.
02:38What do you have to say about people
02:40complaining about you
02:42taking their sex drive away? Huh?
02:44What?
02:46Dude, I f**k.
02:52I don't even, what?
02:54Like, yeah, cool.
02:56You don't want to have sex anymore. Who cares
02:58even about that? When was the last time you had sex?
03:02Okay, maybe we bring our next guest
03:04on. I can't believe you
03:06have a buddy here today. He's like a chill guy.
03:08Like, I don't know. He's not necessarily my buddy.
03:10I wouldn't say he's like my buddy. Alright, guys.
03:12Please welcome a dear old friend of mine,
03:14Adderall.
03:16Yes!
03:20Hi!
03:22So good to see you.
03:24Oh my god.
03:26Yeah, no, hey, yeah.
03:28We hug here. We're a hug house. You're so fun.
03:30Hi, Angel. Yes.
03:32Wow, look at you. Don't mind if I do.
03:36Wow, please. You look good. Thank you so much.
03:38I do? Yeah, absolutely. Wow.
03:40Your eyes are kind of sparkling. You got a sparkle in them.
03:42It's been a second.
03:44I think it's been a hot minute since I've seen you.
03:46Too long, girl. It's been too long.
03:48Do you need to take a breath?
03:50No, do I look tired? No, you don't look tired at all.
03:52Okay, good. I'm wide awake.
03:54How have you been?
03:56Oh my god, girl. I've been so good.
03:58I've been on top of my shit. Getting work done.
04:00Playing hard.
04:02Working hard. No sleep for the wicked.
04:06You guys haven't seen each other
04:08in a while? No, yeah.
04:10Hey, it's good to see you.
04:12Oh, thanks.
04:14Yeah, no, he's chill.
04:16You guys are kind of different parties.
04:18No, not really my vibe.
04:20No, and I wouldn't make you
04:22be my vibe either, but if you wanted to be my vibe,
04:24I would be like, yes. Let's go down.
04:26Like, ooh.
04:28Addy party. I want to talk about what's been going on with you.
04:30How's life? What are you doing lately?
04:32Life is good, girl.
04:34I can write.
04:36I can type.
04:38They're going to show me their unfinished screenplay.
04:40They've started, like, four.
04:42One. Angela, you're actually a really good host.
04:44You think so?
04:46Sorry. Can I get closer to you?
04:48I do have a couple tips.
04:50Oh, yeah. I love tips.
04:52Read what's on the card.
04:54What? Read what's on the card.
04:56Adderall,
04:58how have you been?
05:00Good. You already asked me that. Angela, stop.
05:02You're so silly. You see our banter,
05:04how it works like that? Give me a ringer.
05:06Ringer.
05:08You're telling me to ringer more?
05:10What? It's kind of sexy.
05:12Queen, I love everything you do.
05:14Okay. Ringer.
05:16Oh, my God, yes.
05:18There's so many ways to say no
05:20to things and just find a way to say yes.
05:22Like, find an opportunity and just do it.
05:24See, that's you. That's you.
05:26Yeah, honestly.
05:28Like, you're missing out on all the things that you don't do.
05:30Seriously. Seriously. Seriously. What's something you've always wanted to do?
05:32Think about it. Think about it.
05:34And just let you know I'm going to make you do it.
05:36So whatever you answer, I'm going to make you do it.
05:38I'm going to be completely honest. You're going to have to do it.
05:40So what's something you've always wanted to do?
05:42This is kind of vulnerable. Okay.
05:44I've always wanted to try an episode with the chair lifted a little bit.
05:46Because it's at its lowest.
05:48Get up. Get up.
05:50Get up. Move.
05:52And people are always like, why is the chair so low?
05:54I don't know if...
05:56That worked on you. I don't know if that's going to work on me.
06:00What do you guys think?
06:02You're glowing, Queen.
06:04Thanks, Prozac.
06:06Go down a little bit.
06:10Down a little bit more.
06:12Okay, back up.
06:16You're going to do this for hours.
06:18Okay, we're going to move on to our final guest.
06:22No way.
06:24Didn't think this guy was going to come.
06:26Please welcome...
06:28You guys good?
06:30You pushed me! I did not push him!
06:32Do I need to separate you two?
06:34Yeah, no, I'm good. There's no side effects with Prozac, so I'm good.
06:36Come with me to my weekly chili yoga class.
06:38It's super easy to get started.
06:40I sign in, grab a mat, a ladle,
06:42and jump on in.
06:44Hot yoga was such a popular trend,
06:46so it's surprising to me that a lot of people don't know about chili yoga.
06:48Chili yoga is now my go-to
06:50physical activity to decompress,
06:52and I'm so glad I discovered it.
06:54My instructor today is Ashley.
06:56I love her recipe and her flow.
06:58She uses turkey meat
07:00and poblano peppers, which gives off
07:02an incredible fragrance.
07:04Hashtag aromatherapy.
07:06We start with an internal check-in
07:08to make sure our mind is right.
07:10Ashley then turns up the music,
07:12and we get to work.
07:20Every time I come to chili yoga,
07:22I try to stretch a little bit further
07:24every time.
07:26Warm meat and beans are really good
07:28for your circulation, making it easier.
07:30But still, consistency is key,
07:32gal pals.
07:34I know what you're thinking.
07:36Can the white girls handle spicy?
07:38Well, lucky for you, they have
07:40free sour cream and toppings
07:42that the instructor gives out throughout the class.
07:44Yay!
07:46Once we get through the movement, it's time for the cool-down.
07:48We bow,
07:50say namaste, and head out.
07:52Chili yoga is a
07:54fast-growing, tight-knit community.
07:56It really gives me a chance
07:58to not only strengthen my body,
08:00but also my mind.
08:02My studio is called The VAT, and no matter
08:04what kind of week I've had, I know
08:06at chili yoga, I'm going to be a little bit more
08:08at peace. For more chili content,
08:10follow them at VatYoga.
08:12Please welcome my next guest.
08:14I'm very confused by this person being on the list.
08:16Flintstone Vitamin?
08:18My vitamin?
08:20A-yabba-dabba-doo!
08:22Wow!
08:24Oh!
08:26Wow, from like when I was like
08:28in second grade?
08:30That's right, Angela, the champion right here.
08:32Oh, wow.
08:34So good to see you again, sport.
08:36Please, meet, you know, my friends.
08:38Oh, yeah, you don't need them.
08:40Oh, wow, you are vintage.
08:42You just need me. Vitamins A
08:44through K, right?
08:46All of the vitamins A
08:48through K are in Chili K?
08:50Sure, like iron and
08:52magnesium.
08:54You don't have to pitch it, you can just talk to me.
08:56Champion, you got the big game tomorrow.
08:58Are you ready?
09:00Another day here for like 12 hours?
09:02Oh, the big game, the baseball
09:04game. Angela,
09:06you love baseball.
09:08I think you're prepped for something else.
09:10And with all the vitamins and minerals, you're gonna get a
09:12home run.
09:14What?
09:16Behind stage, he kept on talking about how you're like
09:1811 and about to have your big baseball game.
09:20That's right. I think it's been a while since we've
09:22connected. These guys can tell you a little bit about
09:24me. I like do YouTube
09:26content now. She does improv. Have you
09:28ever even heard of that?
09:30I haven't seen you since the second grade, truly.
09:32So tell me what you're doing here.
09:34I've been waiting for the big game for a
09:36long time, Angela. Angela, would you just play the damn game
09:38of baseball? Jesus Christ.
09:40Angela, come on.
09:42Yeah, yes. We're gonna play
09:44baseball. He knows a thing or two about
09:46it. Yeah.
09:48Oh, Adderall, Adderall,
09:50are you okay? See, he can't help
09:52you with baseball, but I can.
09:54Okay, Flintstone, let's be nice.
09:56Let's be nice.
09:58Oh no, we're crashing out over
10:00here. Okay, can I get...
10:02Angela,
10:04he can't help you get up, but I can.
10:06Angela, what the hell? I didn't do anything.
10:08Flintstone threw it at you.
10:10Alright, here we go. There you go, bud.
10:12Alright, alright. Let's all
10:14get... Oh, okay.
10:16Are you alright, by the way? Prozac, I'm
10:18great. Just checking in. Okay.
10:20Oh, sorry.
10:22I thought you wanted me to
10:24follow you. Flintstone, tell me what you've
10:26been up to recently. Well, I'll tell you what,
10:28Angela. It's been a long time, yeah. It's been a long time,
10:30so I've had a lot of time to think. Okay.
10:32So on the inside of the bottle, I've
10:34written out a bunch of blueprints. I've got
10:36tons of plans, and here's how it's gonna all
10:38shake out. What's... Okay.
10:40It's gonna be bottom of the ninth.
10:42We're back. We're back.
10:44Angela, it's baseball.
10:46It's baseball, Angela. I know you're obsessed with your baseball game.
10:48I've been waiting
10:50for it for so long. And you're gonna hit
10:52that home run.
10:54And everyone's gonna be so proud
10:56of you. And when you walk into
10:58school on Monday, everyone's
11:00gonna go, there she is, the
11:02slugger. I don't
11:04go to school anymore. Oh, Angela.
11:06Angela, you can't give up.
11:08No, I didn't. Your grades are so
11:10good.
11:12Angela, you can't give up now.
11:14What about the ACT? I'm not taking
11:16the ACT. What do you mean you're not
11:18trying to get into college? She's only in second grade.
11:20No, I'm not in third.
11:22You have time. See, these
11:24losers you don't need. What you need is
11:26something stable. What you need
11:28is me. Oh.
11:30Are you proposing to me? You don't even have a ring.
11:32I've chilled you out every
11:34day of your life when you remember to take me.
11:36Remember how easy it is to
11:38make phone calls and send emails when you
11:40take me? This guy, he doesn't even actually have
11:42real vitamins in him. It's just sugar.
11:44Yes, I do. No, that's not true.
11:46I've got everything. Vitamin A, vitamin B, vitamin
11:48D. That's a lie. Red 40. Iron.
11:50You didn't even insult me. I was gonna
11:52be really insulted whatever you were gonna say.
11:54I don't even need to insult you.
11:56Oh, no. Get...
11:58Adderall fell down. Can you help him out, Prozac, please?
12:00Oh, my gosh, okay. But this is the last time.
12:02Adderall, you need to calm down. Put your legs
12:04on the ground. Stop it. Stop it.
12:06Put your legs on the ground. Yes.
12:08Close. No. Stabilize
12:10your core. You gotta stabilize your core.
12:12Come on, guys.
12:14Calm down. I swear to God. Stop it. Stop it.
12:16Stop it. I chill. Hey.
12:18Everyone relax. It's weird when you raise your voice.
12:20Everyone relax. She's got a lot of homework
12:22she's gotta do after this. No, I don't.
12:24We'll get it done together. No.
12:26If you need help with your homework, I'm the best way to help you
12:28with your homework. All you'll need for homework is
12:30your vitamins and minerals. Okay, you know what we're gonna do?
12:32We're gonna add some structure to this, okay? We are going
12:34to play... Baseball! No!
12:36Cards Against Humanity! If you wanna play baseball,
12:38I'll play baseball with you. We're not playing Cards Against Humanity.
12:40Please, please, please. What if we play the game
12:42of life? I love that game. Okay, no.
12:44Stop. Don't win my... Stop.
12:46We are going to play the dating game.
12:48Oh, my God, yes. Whoa!
12:50You're a little young for that, Adderall. Okay, okay.
12:52Because if there's one of you
12:54that's meant for me, we'll know
12:56this way. Hell yeah. Because thank you for
12:58proposing to me. I didn't ignore that.
13:00And thank you for all of your help and thinking
13:02Hey, I'm young. Okay, you have a question.
13:04Oh, no. Then why
13:06was your hand raised? I have a dance.
13:08Okay.
13:10Here we go. We're gonna play. That's actually pretty
13:12cool. I gotta admit, that was
13:14awesome.
13:20Okay, first question. Adderall,
13:22what's the reason I should
13:24take you? You wanna get shit done?
13:26Number two, I'll make you
13:28think like you've never thought
13:30like you've ever thought before.
13:32You'll be like, huh, I didn't know that was possible.
13:34Watch this.
13:36Alright, we're back to dance. Here we go.
13:38We never left.
13:40So it's just the same thing but lower.
13:42Yeah.
13:44Okay, Flintstone, tell me
13:46what is the reason I should take you?
13:48Well, Angela, you know
13:50that all you need to get you going
13:52in the morning is me,
13:54an orange, maybe a bowl of cereal,
13:56and a good
13:58attitude for school.
14:00You need to take me
14:02because tomorrow's the big game.
14:04And you wanted to get first place
14:06this whole time and the team's
14:08counting on you. You can do it.
14:10You can do it, Angela. What's the reason I should
14:12take you, Prozac? Do I even have to compete
14:14to explain it? It's not why
14:16you should take me. It's more like why aren't you
14:18taking me? All you have to do is remember
14:20to take me and I change your life every
14:22day. I make you feel
14:24good about yourself. I make you
14:26look in the mirror and go, huh, not that
14:28bad today. I guess I've been too hard on myself
14:30in the past. Question two.
14:32I'm going to give you a situation. It's 6pm
14:34on a Tuesday. Done. I've
14:36accidentally booked three hangouts,
14:38a writer's meeting, a rehearsal,
14:40and a date at the same time. What should I
14:42do? That is so you. I'll start
14:44with you, Flintstone. Oh, Angela,
14:46you're always the
14:48most popular kid in school. Everyone
14:50wants to hang out with you. Invite them
14:52all over to your own house. Have a pizza
14:54party. And you can all do your homework
14:56together. Adderall? Yes.
14:58Addy, Addy, Raw, Addy,
15:00Addy, Raw, Addy,
15:02Addy, Raw, Addy,
15:04Addy, Raw, Addy, Addy,
15:06Raw, you can do it all.
15:08Addy, Addy, Raw,
15:10you can do it all. So I can do all of it.
15:12You can do it all. Three hangouts.
15:14With a little bit of Adderall. You can do it
15:16all with a little bit of
15:18Adderall. Come on, guys, dance.
15:20Prozac, dance. Addy,
15:22Addy, Raw, Addy.
15:24Oh, that's how you dance, Prozac.
15:26Okay, we're moving on.
15:28We're moving on. Prozac, do you have an answer?
15:30Adderall, Raw is
15:32crazy. I usually cook mine. Okay, we're
15:34moving on. Question three. You weren't
15:36listening, Prozac. I was listening.
15:38You're too chill. Prozac, with any medication
15:40the ultimate test is how they'll interact
15:42with my mother. My mom is important
15:44to me, so tell me how you'll deal
15:46with my mother in a way I'll feel
15:48good about and so will she. Come
15:50on out. Deb?
15:52Oh my
15:54God, it's the real Deb.
15:56Oh my gosh, Smoosh.
15:58No!
16:00Hi, Smooshies.
16:02Hi, Smooshies. Angela.
16:04Angela.
16:06Oh my God.
16:08Oh my God.
16:10Oh my goodness.
16:12Are these your friends, Angela?
16:14Yes, you really love them.
16:16Thank you for being here, Mom.
16:18Let me see how you interact with each one of my medications.
16:20Oh!
16:22Whoa!
16:24Okay, Mom, I'm trying to pick which one is the
16:26best, so I want to see which one
16:28works best with you, because I love you.
16:30Okay, great.
16:32Prozac, you're up first. Deb.
16:34Hi. You're looking awesome today.
16:36Prozac, I remember you.
16:38I remember when we first introduced you two.
16:40Yeah, there's only one thing I want to show
16:42you. Okay.
16:48Huh!
16:52Oh!
16:54Incredible!
16:56Thank you, Prozac.
16:58Next up to the base.
17:00Okay. Whoa! Hey!
17:02Hey! Hey! Don't you dare!
17:04Oh my God.
17:10Wow.
17:12Wow, they're dancing
17:14but with weights now.
17:16The third
17:18time's the charm.
17:20Three pounders, that's amazing.
17:22They're five, bitch!
17:24Come here.
17:26This is f***ing
17:28ridiculous.
17:30Okay.
17:32All right.
17:34Oh, with a little bit of
17:36edible. Ian, stop! It's
17:38Flintstone vitamin.
17:40You guys go way back. Mom, I think
17:42you bought him. Them.
17:44Remember when you picked me up from Albertsons?
17:46Yes. You brought me home to the
17:48champ. You bought Yabba-Dabba-Doo.
17:50I think Angela's been feeling
17:52kind of nervous lately.
17:54I don't think she's feeling like she's got it.
17:56No. Like she's ready for this
17:58game, but she's the best
18:00hitter on the whole squad.
18:02I think
18:04here.
18:06Why don't you two play catch?
18:08What?
18:10You've got this, Angela.
18:12I believe in you.
18:14You've got this.
18:20Careful, please.
18:24Oh, a softball pitch.
18:26Oh my god!
18:28There it is!
18:30Oh my gosh, I'm so proud of you!
18:32There it is!
18:34Yay, I got the ball!
18:36Yay! Such a beautiful moment
18:38when a mother plays catch with her daughter.
18:40It was really, it's really a great moment.
18:42It's classic. That's a Flintstones kid right there.
18:44As great as that was, you all did a great job.
18:46I don't know, it's hard for me to decide,
18:48especially when all of you are here and my mom
18:50smoking a big cigar.
18:52So I actually think I might consult medical
18:54professionals and get back to all of you later.
18:56Oh my god.
18:58What is it? Okay, so this was for
19:00the winner.
19:02And I'm gonna declare. Yourself.
19:04Oh my god. Yes.
19:06I'm the winner.
19:08Wow.
19:10Oh, Angela. I'm gonna go talk to a
19:12doctor, think about all of these
19:14things, and make an informed decision.
19:16As well as love myself.
19:18We'll be back
19:20after this break. Bye, Smosh!
19:22Bye, Smosh!
19:24So this nearby guy,
19:26tell us about him.
19:28Oh, no, he's the bystander.
19:30Not whatever you just said. Okay.
19:32Anyway, I work at this place called
19:34Smosh. It's like if
19:36SNL had an aneurysm.
19:38Oh, sounds really bad.
19:40Bad. So we have this show called Try Not To Laugh
19:42and I have to be funny, right?
19:44And he just pops up.
19:46Out of nowhere.
19:48Just like pops up. Okay.
19:50Well, hallucinations can sometimes be
19:52a reflection of something. No, no, no.
19:54He's not a hallucination. He's like a real
19:56guy. Like, with a
19:58trench coat and this like little
20:00cup of coffee and this weird smile.
20:02You know when someone's just like super
20:04weird?
20:06Yes, I know.
20:08Okay, so do you think I'm weird?
20:10This bystander that you see, when do
20:12you see him? Okay, avoiding the question,
20:14but the bystander, he'll pop up
20:16anywhere. Like, I literally can't go an hour
20:18without him popping up.
20:20What do you want from me? I want you to stop being
20:22weird in my office. Do you think I'm weird?
20:24Who are you?
20:26I'm your therapist.
20:28Oh, my God.
20:30Okay.
20:32So, you know, I get it. So, the bystander
20:34is a representation of how much I
20:36hate my therapist. No.
20:38Ah!
20:44What do you want?
20:56You were at that one
20:58president's assassination?
21:02Fire balloon?
21:06James Cameron's movie?
21:12You've always been
21:14standing by?
21:16This whole time?
21:18Is that a picture of
21:20Me on vacation.
21:22I love the city.
21:26Why were you
21:28at all those historical events?
21:30What are you?
21:32When tragedy occurs, I'm always nearby.
21:34Standing.
21:36Okay, well, what is the tragedy?
21:38Like, am I
21:40the tragedy?
21:42Okay, I know I've been struggling with
21:44confidence lately.
21:46Is that a tragedy?
21:48Do I need to
21:50have more self-love?
21:54That's it.
21:56It's just self-love.
22:00No, it's not.
22:02I can't do this anymore!
22:04I cannot handle it!
22:22Hi, I'm here with
22:24Mental Illness.
22:26Oh, hello, Angela.
22:28Mental Illness, hello.
22:30Hi, well, really, I'm everyone's
22:32Mental Illness. Hello at home.
22:34Try to find someone who doesn't have one.
22:36It's like, where's Waldo, but Waldo is dead.
22:38Oh, that's sad
22:40if Waldo's dead. How are you doing today?
22:42Oh, Angela, hello, small woman.
22:44Thank you for asking.
22:46The world is getting so much better for me.
22:48There's wars and inescapable
22:50societal systems and
22:52a never-ending flow of badness that is, may I
22:54say, delicious.
22:56Wow.
22:58Okay. Wow, I've never actually sat down
23:00with you. But in a way, you're sitting down with me
23:02all the time.
23:04I am.
23:06God, this sucks. Okay, so what
23:08brings you here today,
23:10Mental Illness? Okay, well, first of all,
23:12some thank yous, if I may.
23:14First, I would
23:16like to thank the news for reporting
23:18only fear. Plane crash, what happens
23:20when you die? I would also like to thank the
23:22government for being super crazy.
23:24Okay, there's no way out.
23:26You cannot afford to move. I don't want to thank
23:28the government. You can keep going. Okay, but I
23:30do. Thank you. Okay. And I
23:32would like to thank your anti-depressant for
23:34not working all of a sudden. We took it for
23:36years and now it is bad. Yes.
23:38Anyway, with
23:40this world being so bad,
23:42I am now in control of all of your brains.
23:44That is right. It is me that is
23:46now. Okay? Yeah. Yes.
23:48I have new guidelines for how we will work together.
23:50Okay? Oh, not you being
23:52polite. What are these guidelines?
23:54Oh, thank you. I'm always polite.
23:56You just don't realize because you're a burden.
23:58Um, okay.
24:00It is simple. We will now be
24:02spending all of our time in our rooms.
24:04Yes. Make sure to
24:06leave spaces around the piles of clothes
24:08in case you want to use the bathroom to pee.
24:10And make sure there's room for cups on
24:12the side of the table where you
24:14put other things also, like food
24:16plates and bug.
24:18And remember, staying inside and removing
24:20from society will surely make things better.
24:22Yes. Say it with me.
24:24I don't want to. Yes.
24:26Good. Okay. See?
24:28I am in control.
24:30And I have
24:32another one. Everyone has ADHD.
24:34That's right. Finally,
24:36there's something to blame for why you're not that good.
24:38Okay. It's not
24:40because we're stuck in a system that asks
24:42too much of us. No. It's because we
24:44are special like everyone else.
24:46Okay. I can kind of get behind that.
24:48Oh, and whatever you diagnose yourself with
24:50on TikTok is real and you have it.
24:52What a relief! We are a victim.
24:54Respectfully, Mental Illness,
24:56is there any way that me
24:58and the royal us
25:00can overcome you?
25:02Well... Oh, another one.
25:04We could go to therapy and learn
25:06other ways of thinking, you know?
25:08They say you could do that, yes? Okay.
25:10Oh, but we do
25:12not have the money for therapy, do we?
25:14No, it is for
25:16rich people. Guys, this is hitting too hard.
25:18Do you like my buff body?
25:20Yeah. Have you
25:22been in the gym? Because I feel like
25:24the videos I've seen of you,
25:26you weren't buff and now you're buff.
25:28Yes. Well, I have not actually changed
25:30much besides eating all of your cortisol,
25:32which everyone has.
25:34Look at your round face, they say on TikTok.
25:36Oh, yeah. Why are you taking my cortisol?
25:38Because you have a lot of it and I
25:40am hungry.
25:42Okay. How do I feed you
25:44and put you away?
25:46Oh, well, you could talk to your friends,
25:48you know, maybe that could help.
25:50But don't discuss your feelings
25:52because you'll be a burden for everyone
25:54and you might already be.
25:56No, I know for a fact I'm not a burden.
25:58Okay, well, maybe rethink it again and again
26:00before bed. Okay.
26:02I got one more thing for you.
26:04Great, can't wait to hear it. All your exes are
26:06narcissists and nothing is wrong with you.
26:08Okay, so sometimes I like you.
26:10Loving the eye contact,
26:12thank you. I'll say not everything
26:14is bad. Like, I do
26:16want to, like, give a little bit of levity here.
26:18We have community.
26:20We have art. We have friendship.
26:22We have laughter.
26:24Love? Like a boyfriend?
26:26Or a girlfriend?
26:28Where is he?
26:30Art? Like the thing
26:32that makes you think over and over
26:34again that you're not worthy?
26:36Hmm.
26:38Everything is bad.
26:40The world is hell
26:42and we are a tiny ant
26:44that cannot do anything
26:46at all.
26:48Submit
26:50to me.
26:52No!
26:54Submit to me! Come on!
26:56I don't want to submit to you.
26:58Do it! What about, like, fun little
27:00YouTube sketches? That's art.
27:02And those make people happy. What about that?
27:04Or, like, bad
27:06jokes
27:08and stuff? Okay.
27:10Not doing a good job. I know!
27:12It's hard. Your eye contact makes me feel
27:14small. We are small.
27:16No, okay?
27:18F*** you, mental illness. No, this is not good for our
27:20show, okay? The world may be miserable.
27:22Oh, yeah.
27:24You're scared. The world is miserable,
27:26but also there are some really sweet
27:28parts, okay?
27:30Oh! I'm doing something.
27:32Oh, my God. It's like a cat. Yeah, yeah.
27:34People have friendships that make them feel
27:36less alone in the dark.
27:38I'm getting him! This is like a movie.
27:40People find
27:42togetherness, and even though the Internet is isolating,
27:44sometimes it brings togetherness.
27:46And you can
27:48find each other. Oh, my God!
27:50Sometimes I can find a
27:52poem on Tumblr that'll make me feel like
27:54I can keep going. Sometimes music
27:56makes me feel good, and sometimes
27:58mental illness
28:00is what makes us feel vulnerable,
28:02and we use each other to come together and talk
28:04about those vulnerabilities and then
28:06find being
28:08united? I don't know, but whatever I'm
28:10doing is working.
28:12F*** you.
28:14Look at that face. You're scared.
28:16You're scared. You're scared because
28:18sometimes I ask my friends for community
28:20even when I don't want to put myself out there because you
28:22make me think I should stay by myself. But I
28:24can do it, okay? I
28:26can also go outside
28:28and move and talk to a doctor and
28:30get medicated, and I can do so
28:32many things to defeat you.
28:34I feel like I'm in a children's episode.
28:36Bye!
28:38Angela, you have
28:40defeated me today.
28:42But self-affirmations
28:44only go so
28:46far. Well, what about
28:48I'll be back tomorrow
28:50and the next day.
28:52Our fight
28:54is never ending. Who do you
28:56work for? I work
28:58for Big Negative.
29:00Who is Big Negative?
29:02Until then, Angela,
29:04tiny lady,
29:06have a good bad day.
29:08Okay.
29:10Ow! Oh, Jesus. Okay.
29:12Thank you. I took my
29:14Prozac today.
29:18We're going to move on to the next segment.
29:20I actually
29:22don't know if I took my Prozac this morning.
29:30Oh!
29:42Okay. No.
29:44How are you everywhere?
29:46Why are you following me?
29:52Wait.
30:00No.
30:08No, f**k you.
30:10F**k you and your Smile 2
30:12Matrix Reloaded bulls**t.
30:14I'm done. I'm done!
30:18What?
30:20Oh!
30:22Ah!
30:24Ah!
30:26Ah!
30:28What do you want from me?
30:30How many f**king twits are going to happen?
30:32I don't know!
30:34Don't pick it up. Let me guess.
30:36This is the bystander calling me to tell
30:38me some scary s**t.
30:40Hello?
30:42Hello, this is your therapist's office.
30:44Just calling to let you know he's dead.
30:46What?
30:50No, that can't be the button.
30:52What?
30:54That's the end
30:56of this?
30:58This smells like piss!
31:04Today, on Bit City,
31:06we will be trying, are you ready for it?
31:08People's crash-out meals.
31:10The meal people...
31:12People's...
31:14You got it!
31:16We're going to try
31:18crash-out meals. Meals you have
31:20when you're stressed, or angry,
31:22or sad. And then we're going to guess
31:24what crash-out meal it was, because guess what?
31:26They were submitted by crew.
31:28Wow! We love it!
31:30We love it! And guys,
31:32truly, I kind of say this sometimes
31:34on the show, but I actually mean it.
31:36With me are three of my bullies.
31:38Yeah!
31:40We have Jeremy Cohen, Chantop,
31:42and Chance McCrary.
31:44That's right. What are your crash-out meals?
31:46I'll go to Wingstop. That's good.
31:48I'll hit a Taco Bell. I'll tell you mine.
31:50Okay. Low-sodium salami.
31:52What?
31:54That's disgusting! Thank you, girlies!
31:56Thank you!
31:58And some goat cheese and crackers.
32:00That's a very refined...
32:02Yes, and you lay down, and they're all
32:04right here. Okay, that makes it better.
32:06And you're kind of dipping, and sometimes it's just like,
32:08let's just do a salami single rider.
32:10And then, like, that's...
32:12Maybe some Thai food.
32:14What's your crash-out meal, Jeremy Cohen?
32:16I have two.
32:18One is the grossest burger I can find
32:20and the weirdest place I can find.
32:22What defines gross?
32:24Gross is like a double bacon!
32:26Okay.
32:28Doublest bacon.
32:30Onion rings.
32:32I want a weird thing in that burger.
32:34That's awesome.
32:36I want it to feel unnatural. Change!
32:38What's yours? Protein?
32:40Just kidding.
32:42I don't know.
32:44Oh, you don't crash out.
32:46I was going to say, you don't crash out.
32:48Your crash-out meal is two beers and you're reading
32:50the Scarlet Letter.
32:52And you're like...
32:54Nathaniel Hawthorne's prose is
32:56really great, especially on two beers.
32:58Don't doubt. Okay, here we go.
33:00We are going to try
33:02one of our crews.
33:04This one looks great. Let's bring out our first meal.
33:06Thank you, Art.
33:08Before you, you have a handful of chocolate chips.
33:10That's someone's crash-out meal. Go for it. Guys, put it in your hand
33:12just like the author intended, and that's the crash-out meal.
33:14This is an ingredient.
33:16Ew!
33:18Me gaining someone's trust?
33:20Come on.
33:22Come here.
33:24I know you're scared, Orphan.
33:26It's okay, little Orphan.
33:28He's a little chocolate chip.
33:30Take it down. Dome it like a man.
33:32Excuse me?
33:34Dome it like a man?
33:36I'm sorry, you said dome it like a man.
33:38Isn't dome it like one mouth? One bite?
33:40I thought dome was like head.
33:42How was it? It was really delicious.
33:44These are really good. Are these semi-sweet?
33:46It's got to be semi-sweet because they're definitely not dark.
33:48We're thinking 65% or 80%.
33:50I'm thinking this is 65%.
33:52I think it's 65%.
33:54You're supposed to guess the crew member,
33:56not the percentage of semi-sweet.
33:58Did they ask for semi-sweet or did they
34:00just ask for chocolate chips and
34:02they went out and bought it?
34:04Semi-sweet, is it people in the room?
34:06It's giving girl lunch.
34:08It gives girl dinner,
34:10but it could be anyone.
34:12Look at my guess.
34:14And I know each and every one of you.
34:16I'm going to say this is semi-sweet
34:18just like this person.
34:20They're always on the go.
34:22He has no one.
34:24They love chocolate because
34:26we used to get chocolate all the time.
34:28I'm going to go with Cameraman James.
34:30Nice.
34:32Love that.
34:34I think it's you.
34:36You were talking about on the go,
34:38but I'm pretty sure Alexina said she doesn't like sweets.
34:40I think a lot of people have said that.
34:42I might be wrong.
34:44I'm going to throw out Emily.
34:46Our producer on Bit City, we love her.
34:48That's going to be my guess.
34:50And Chance?
34:52I'm going with Brittany.
34:54You're going with Brittany of graphics.
34:56It was Alexina.
34:58Damn it.
35:00Because we talked about that.
35:02That was crazy.
35:04This is why people watch Jane Guess.
35:06You got so close.
35:08What percentage?
35:10Give us the deets.
35:14Was I completely off?
35:16I love chocolate.
35:18I don't know where I thought I heard that.
35:20You should pay attention to your friends more.
35:22Let's bring in our next crash out meal.
35:24Is that ketchup?
35:26That is ketchup.
35:28That's mozzarella sticks
35:30and ketchup.
35:32I thought it was fish sticks.
35:34Whose ass ain't got marinara in their fridge?
35:36That's what I'm guessing on.
35:38I don't put mozzarella sticks in.
35:40What do you put them in?
35:42Marinara.
35:44Can I ask something?
35:46Are all the crew members that submitted in this room?
35:48Or is this company wide?
35:50This one's in this room.
35:52Can I say this is the second mozzarella stick I've ever had.
35:54You don't eat dairy?
35:56I don't eat dairy.
35:58Oops.
36:00And this mozzarella stick,
36:02this is in the freezer for six months.
36:04Maybe they're going out
36:06and getting them.
36:08You did not get this from a restaurant.
36:10I don't know if this dairy will affect you.
36:12I'm ready to lock in my guess.
36:14This is a little wild.
36:18A little, ooh, I'm dangerous.
36:20I'm staying up late.
36:22Marinara? No way.
36:24I don't have the money for marinara.
36:26I'm wild. I'm rock and roll.
36:28My name? James.
36:30Am I right?
36:32Come on, James.
36:34Kiss me.
36:36I got one.
36:38Because one time
36:40I came into work and I made chicken nuggets
36:42at 7am
36:44and this person
36:46tore, this person was like
36:48f*** yes.
36:50You can always tell the times he goes out the night before.
36:52He makes chicken nuggets.
36:54It was Halloween the night before
36:56and you scheduled me the day after Halloween.
36:58That's gay Christmas.
37:00I said Emily Parker before.
37:02Emily Parker's from Wisconsin.
37:04I feel like when she's crashing out, she returns to the f***ed up roots.
37:06That's a good eye thought.
37:08I'm going to throw out Caroline.
37:10Our production assistant.
37:12James, James, come on.
37:14What if I told you they weren't in this room
37:16and I'm not wearing my glasses?
37:18Not in this room.
37:20It's got to be James.
37:22Mentally, he's at Coachella.
37:24I'm going with Rock.
37:26Rock? One of our editors?
37:28I'm going to go with Vida.
37:30Vida, another editor.
37:32Edit Bay is my overall.
37:34Sure.
37:36My blanket bet.
37:38I love these guesses.
37:40It was Chloe, our brand's partnership manager.
37:42Wow.
37:44We're here to tell you
37:46these mozzarella sticks were from TGI Fridays.
37:48My favorite place to go.
37:50Get it? It's a brand.
37:52Keep going.
37:54It's not.
37:58It's not.
38:08I never really got into matcha.
38:10Untrue.
38:12Untrue.
38:14Whoever the camera is, that's a lie.
38:16I love matcha.
38:22Can you read?
38:24Oh, that's so fitting.
38:26I can, but I don't.
38:30Take one for inspiration.
38:32I feel like the good ones are at the bottom.
38:34It's not good.
38:40The suspense is killing me.
38:42What did I have for breakfast?
38:46I had a bagel today.
38:48That's kind of cute.
38:50That was inspirational.
38:52It's going to be so bad.
38:56This is a tube sock ad.
38:58What is?
39:00My tube socks.
39:10I'm going to eat it.
39:12Don't eat it.
39:20You know an embarrassing amount of knock-knock jokes.
39:26Clowns aren't even that scary.
39:28That's true.
39:30People who say they're scared of clowns are lying.
39:32I'm feeling ready to be inspired.
39:34Okay.
39:36It just says white.
39:42I'm like,
39:44I am the whitest person in this building.
39:46So, okay. Bye.
39:48The day's been hard, Brennan.
39:50It's been a long day.
39:52It's been a long day.
39:54My mom is being so annoying.
39:56No, she's not.
39:58I love my mom.
40:00My mom's not annoying.
40:02Is this somebody else's mom?
40:04It's not my mom.
40:06You have a phone.
40:08Gross.
40:10In an office.
40:12Gross.
40:14Last and final crash out meal.
40:16Okay.
40:18Bring it in.
40:20I feel like you guys greased up the bag on purpose.
40:22Yeah, that bag is not right.
40:24I'll tell you, that's not grease. I'll explain.
40:26What do you mean?
40:28I don't know.
40:30Someone is a freaking freak.
40:32I don't know who it is,
40:34but you deserve death.
40:36It's a bag of ketchup-y fries.
40:38And this is not the way
40:40that fries were meant to be eaten.
40:42It's good, though.
40:44You don't like ketchup lathered over?
40:46You're a dipper?
40:48Jeremy's loving it.
40:50What? I hate this.
40:52No, I don't like fry spaghetti.
40:54Can you show us the inside of...
40:56Can you show us under her dress?
40:58Jesus, Angela.
41:00This is two small McDonald's fries
41:02dumped into a bag.
41:04Squirt ketchup
41:06into the bag.
41:08I'm just reading what it says.
41:10Shake it up until the fries are glazed.
41:12They're not glazed.
41:14They're not glazed. They're soaked.
41:16They're sopping wet.
41:18Your Honor, she was not glazed. She was soaked.
41:20That's disgusting.
41:22Who's f***ed up?
41:24I've got a guess.
41:26Yeah.
41:28This is somebody who's f***ed in the head.
41:30Okay.
41:32Who's dirty, who's disgusting.
41:34Like a little troll.
41:36He might live under a...
41:38Bridge.
41:40And ask you questions.
41:42And go like...
41:44I have so many stories with this person
41:46that I'm doing exactly that.
41:48That's why I'm locking in...
41:50James!
41:52You disgusting little troll!
41:54He's so messed up.
41:56Someone is so f***ed. Who's so f***ed?
41:58This one maybe I'll go with Brittany.
42:00Wow.
42:02Brittany's f***ed up.
42:04Brittany would sit here and say
42:06yeah, I'm super f***ed up.
42:08She would.
42:10If somebody's reaching in there and grabbing it without a fork...
42:12Oh God.
42:14They need to be sentenced to death.
42:16I don't know how I feel about working with this person.
42:18You're gonna have to accuse someone.
42:20Let's go with Ollie.
42:22Whoa.
42:24I like that guess.
42:26Can I just say the combination of
42:28sweet chocolate chips,
42:30mozzarella sticks, and fries covered in ketchup?
42:32Not doing it for me.
42:34You're gonna make some noise.
42:36Also, the order of it.
42:38Starting with the chocolate chips was brutal.
42:40Yes!
42:42Dessert first.
42:44Okay, this was...
42:46He's the head of one of our channels.
42:48Spencer.
42:50It's Mike.
42:52Mike, we went to Cabo together.
42:54That is so wrong.
42:56I smell the ketchup and I need it to stop.
42:58I'm gonna ask Mike about this.
43:00You know Mike's gonna give the most chill answers.
43:02He'll be like, yeah, well, you know, I like it.
43:04I did this once with Post Malone
43:06and we loved it.
43:08Yeah, so that's it.
43:10So you guys all got a whopping zero points.
43:12I have a lot of assumptions about Mike now.
43:14Yeah, you do.
43:16See what I did there?
43:18Sorry, James. We'll talk after.
43:20Yeah, guys, if you want to see James crash out meals,
43:22put it in the comments below.
43:24Thank you for being here today.
43:26Jeremy Colehan, everybody.
43:28That's my best friend.
43:30When you're a member, you get to dictate
43:32how we end the episode,
43:34and that's different every single week.
43:36Maybe it's the theater kid in me talking.
43:38Oh, no.
43:40Are you sure that's not a typo?
43:42Is this the right card?
43:44Maybe it's the theater kid in me talking,
43:46but I desperately need Chance and Angela
43:48to do a musical number
43:50like one of those dramatic ass finale songs.
43:52Oh!
43:54Oh, my God, and Ro also said,
43:56please add Jeremy.
43:58What? I don't think they know who I am.
44:00Shane, can we get a suggestion
44:02of anything at all for a
44:04dramatic ass finale song?
44:06I was going to say a crash out meal
44:08is like crafting your crash out meal.
44:10Okay, crash out meal is the title of the song.
44:12The end of the musical.
44:14And it's the end of the musical.
44:16Are you doing Avengers?
44:20I can assure you
44:22I don't mean to do Avengers.
44:24Angela loves Avengers.
44:26Ready?
44:28We've crashed out
44:30for the last time.
44:32We've done it all.
44:34We've crashed out.
44:36So that's your part.
44:38We've crashed out
44:40for the last time.
44:42We've done it all.
44:44We've crashed out.
44:46We've crashed out
44:48for the last time.
44:50We've done it all.
44:52We've crashed out.
44:54We've crashed out.
44:56I was just a boy.
44:58He was just a boy.
45:00I was just a boy.
45:02I was lost in the woods.
45:04He was lost in the woods.
45:06And I needed salad.
45:08And he needed salad.
45:10And he needed salad.
45:12So I ate a meal.
45:14He ate a meal.
45:18And his name was
45:20And his name was
45:22James.
45:25That was awesome, guys.
45:29That was so cool.
45:33Come see our musical,
45:35Crashed Out.
45:37Opening at the Broadwater.
45:39Thank you, Row4N44.
45:41But also, no more theater
45:43kid suggestions.
45:45Bye!
45:47Wait, there's more content.
45:49We cut half of that.
45:51And if you want to watch
45:53everything we cut out.
45:55Everything we cut that wasn't funny enough
45:57or too inappropriate.
45:59Just be a member. It's so fun.
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