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  • 5/18/2025
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00:01:24勇义猴通敌叛国 齐家人一个都不要放过 全都抓起来
00:01:33不是吗 开局杀 我没死 我伤口呢
00:01:45拿上修书 立刻给我滚住勇义猴府
00:01:53好嘞 好嘞 再见
00:01:57叔叔叔叔 请注意 前方高能提醒
00:02:01什么鬼
00:02:08这次我得小心点
00:02:10勇义猴通敌叛国 齐家人一个都不要放过 全都抓起来
00:02:23不劳烦你了 我自己过去
00:02:27勇义猴通敌叛国 罪无可赦
00:02:31念在其以战死沙场功过相抵
00:02:35皇恩浩荡 指出以全家抄家流放岭南
00:02:40从今以后终身不得复返
00:02:43世子爷 截止吧
00:02:47齐之末 灵之弦
00:02:51把人带走
00:02:53哎 等等 我被他修了 我 我不是齐家人
00:02:58你看 修书 修书
00:03:00苏家书 全京城出了名的 探幕虚荣 碰流好色
00:03:08竟敢嫌弃我们有一胡
00:03:10家门不信
00:03:12圣上可说了 你俩这是天赐好姻缘
00:03:17不是
00:03:18这 哎呀 你快把你刚刚在房间里说的话 跟他说一遍
00:03:24这种品行卫烈的女子 怎配竟我齐家的本意
00:03:28对对对 我不配 我不配
00:03:32不是 老先生 您再看清楚点
00:03:35看清楚点 我俩掰了
00:03:38这修书做不得是我
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00:03:44啊 为你写 自己第一次到底是什么东西
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00:03:51我失望
00:03:55又死了
00:03:56又死了
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00:04:16这种事 怎么能劳烦你呢
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00:04:20I'll go back to the house.
00:04:22I'll go back to the house.
00:04:27I'll go back to the house.
00:04:31This place is too good.
00:04:37Yes, it's a good place.
00:04:40It's so good.
00:04:41It's so good.
00:04:42You're not good.
00:04:43You're not good.
00:04:45Congratulations, you're good.
00:04:47We are going to be able to get the house.
00:04:49Yes, let's do it.
00:04:53The first step is 4.
00:04:55The second step is 4.
00:04:57The second step is 3.
00:04:59The second step is 3.
00:05:01This step is my return.
00:05:05Oh, I can't do it.
00:05:07I can't do it.
00:05:09I can't do it.
00:05:11This is where can you help?
00:05:19God bless.
00:05:21Oh my god.
00:05:23Look how many people are doing?
00:05:25How can you help?
00:05:27You want to help.
00:05:29Yes.
00:05:31Can we help you?
00:05:33Let me help you.
00:05:35Your body is bad and not good.
00:05:37三婶 你和三叔住楼上的房间
00:05:39那里光线好 暖和一些
00:05:41娘 你中三婶楼下 我就睡门口 有事方便你叫我
00:05:46那个 有个问题 我睡哪儿
00:05:56你 你随意
00:05:58就别开玩笑了
00:06:02没房间了 你爱睡哪儿睡
00:06:07那我陪你要睡
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00:06:19这个过头子别靠近我
00:06:24好了
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00:06:28跟我睡
00:06:37不至于吧
00:06:52不至于吧
00:06:54苏和婉
00:06:55作为一个相府树
00:06:57品行低劣
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00:07:01对自己的长姐不敬
00:07:03对不起了 长姐
00:07:07下给纸墨的 只能入
00:07:10对云云众生不善
00:07:12不是
00:07:14长成这样还敢带珠缠
00:07:19我要去给我的纸墨哥哥哥
00:07:21是我
00:07:23是我
00:07:29这是纸墨的香气
00:07:32对我
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00:07:35对我
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00:07:37好了 别说了
00:07:38我知道了
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00:07:40我真是一个
00:07:41十恶不顺的大坏人
00:07:45所以苏和婉
00:07:46不要再对我抱有任何想法
00:07:48我不敢
00:07:50咱们楚河汉剑划分清楚
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00:07:54不准跨越一步
00:07:56实际上最不公平的三八戏
00:08:08你那边有床
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00:08:13是有个带窟窿的窗
00:08:18凭什么
00:08:23我就愿见 我就愿见
00:08:26我不光要悦见
00:08:29我还要请你床上躺着
00:08:35还要踩你的床
00:08:40我的鼻子太苦了
00:08:43老天爷
00:08:45吵死我
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00:09:00怎么
00:09:00你们就想不认证了
00:09:02拿来给我留给我的遗物
00:09:05到什么时候了
00:09:06保命最重要
00:09:07要不是老大犯事
00:09:08我们都落落到这个地步吗
00:09:10什么遗物
00:09:11拿来不你
00:09:17等会
00:09:20你给我放下
00:09:22你 你想干什么
00:09:27说好的充公吗
00:09:29那什么都不要了
00:09:32就知道你不是个省事
00:09:36我儿子怎么这么命苦
00:09:42他让你这么个媳妇
00:09:45公平起见
00:09:50那就各家都搜一遍
00:09:52通通冲公
00:09:54凭什么呀
00:09:55没问题吧 三婶
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00:09:57我叫一个破玉佩
00:10:03我不要
00:10:04搞得我跟欺负他一样
00:10:06嘿嘿嘿
00:10:23总算不删儿了
00:10:24不是吧
00:10:26不光我和那个自裂男所死
00:10:28我还得护着他一家
00:10:30我肚子有点饿了
00:10:37不会吧
00:10:40这我也要管
00:10:41救命啊
00:10:56想吃馒头
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00:11:00还给什么钱
00:11:01那都像你这么想
00:11:04那大家都不要干活
00:11:06做时尚空啊
00:11:07从今天起啊
00:11:09大家都听着
00:11:10想吃饭先交钱
00:11:13没钱就给我个吃
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00:11:17我一个现代农学女大学生
00:11:21还会饿死在这里吗
00:11:24嗯 怎么这么好吃呢
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00:11:27厨房的东西也是公家的啊
00:11:30你要是现在向我好好认个错
00:11:31我可以给你们分两个满头
00:11:34我吃拉倒
00:11:36我还要留给你三叔吃呢
00:11:38준abwire bit
00:11:39别馋死你
00:11:43哎摄
00:11:43passwords
00:11:46野山君鸡汤
00:11:48很香的
00:11:49来一碗
00:11:53很好吃的
00:11:54Oh, I gotta eat.
00:11:58You can't bite me.
00:12:08What do you want?
00:12:11A debt to buy a money.
00:12:13The money is?
00:12:15It is my favorite property.
00:12:17It was my teacher.
00:12:18She is a brother, Do what I need?
00:12:20你用公家的东西做吃的
00:12:23经过我允许了吗
00:12:25我又请 你好运
00:12:27我没有用公家的食材
00:12:28你觉得我信吗
00:12:29全京城谁不知道
00:12:31你一个庶女为了点赢桐小利
00:12:34成天谎话
00:12:35可不贯片啊
00:12:37那我们打个赌
00:12:38赌什么
00:12:40如果我能证明
00:12:42我没有用到公家的食材
00:12:45那以后大房的事物将由我打理
00:12:48如果我做不到
00:12:49那就任由三婶你处置
00:12:51我就赌
00:12:54我还都怕了 你个小丫子骗子不长
00:12:57你听好了
00:13:03这笋是院子里挖的
00:13:06至于这鸡嘛
00:13:07下山石 路边抓的
00:13:09共口无品
00:13:13你说是就是了
00:13:16三婶这是要耍赖了吗
00:13:18你要不信
00:13:19你倒是说说
00:13:20我用了公家什么食材
00:13:22你这个小丫头骗子
00:13:25你是在逼问我
00:13:27你看着没
00:13:28这就是你的儿媳妇
00:13:30不遵掌
00:13:32定状长辈
00:13:33我 我有什么事你倒是冲我来
00:13:38你要想讲规矩 讲道理
00:13:40那我就陪你慢慢
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00:13:47哎呀 哎呀 犯了 犯了 看我不给你上架法
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00:13:55你死啊 好痛
00:13:57Oh
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00:14:13What are you talking about?
00:14:15I?
00:14:16You're back to this
00:14:17I'm going to take a look at this
00:14:19I'm going to take a look at this
00:14:21I'm going to take a look at this
00:14:27No, no, my brother
00:14:29If he is going to take a look at this
00:14:31I will take a look at this
00:14:33Who has his own Arthur in advance?
00:14:34He's just going to take a look at this
00:14:35You can tell me what it means
00:14:36He can tell me
00:14:37He passed away my mother
00:14:42If he passed away me
00:14:44He passed away from his mother
00:14:45He passed away my mother
00:14:46He has penguins
00:14:47A holy she has ate my mother
00:14:48Let me see
00:14:49What about him?
00:14:50He's sick to me
00:14:51Come a look at this
00:14:52You're sick to me
00:14:53没事,不用谢我,你能分得清谁是谁非,我就谢谢您了
00:15:06她说的都是真的
00:15:13我这手可真疼,疼死我了
00:15:16说话
00:15:16老大家的
00:15:20你想干嘛
00:15:23老大家的,你想干什么
00:15:29我这都是造了什么孽呀
00:15:39来人呢,还有没有天理,我儿不在,你们就这么欺负我呀
00:15:48哎呀
00:15:50我可怜的婆婆呀
00:16:02公公才走了多久,他们就欺负你孤儿寡母
00:16:06不给吃,不给猪的,是小伙伙我逼死你们
00:16:12哎呀,可怜的婆婆
00:16:16三婶,你怎么不哭了
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00:16:30我丢进你那人
00:16:32我还以为你心虚了呢
00:16:36我脾气向来不好,三婶最是知晓,现在眼下大家一同患
00:16:58我说
00:17:04我说婆婆呀,故事解决不了任何问题的
00:17:08她们要是欺负你,你就还嘴呀,你要是说不过
00:17:12你就,你就拿刀,这么一比划,看他们谁还敢撒破
00:17:19苏和婉,你要干什么
00:17:21误会
00:17:25听着
00:17:29你最好不要趁我不在就做药
00:17:35你要是敢伤害我家人,我第一个不会放过你
00:17:39我没有
00:17:40若非圣意难违,你早就被我赶出奇迦
00:17:45莫尔
00:17:47我虽然很不想说,但是她刚才是在帮我的
00:17:55你也别想通过讨好我娘,来博取我的好感
00:18:03你说我?
00:18:07博取你的好感?
00:18:09哥们儿,有自信是好事,但是自信多了,就有点好笑了
00:18:16别动手动脚了
00:18:19博总上升,还挺有难有力的嘛
00:18:23这皮子还真好看
00:18:29不过
00:18:31你受伤了
00:18:35你说话,跟我来
00:18:40你是打猎受的伤
00:18:47你这伤口应该还没消炎吧,还裹着这破布条
00:18:55作死啊
00:19:05伤口平缓,边缘还有体系,不像是猛兽袭击,反而像是戾气
00:19:11他这是招惹上什么人了
00:19:13你这伤口都快发炎了,你等我一下
00:19:21这是消毒去约的草药
00:19:28你的伤口已经有化膿的症状
00:19:31再不及时处理,亏了面会越来越大
00:19:33我还在指望着你帮我赚钱度过难关呢
00:19:36你死了对我来说有什么好处
00:19:37今天的事
00:19:39不许你告诉任何人
00:19:41放心,我绝对不会跟你娘说的
00:19:44但是我也有个条件
00:19:47你又什么歪脑筋
00:19:50我就是想说你明天别去打猎了,太危险了
00:19:55我还有别的赚钱的法子
00:19:57但你得听我安排
00:19:58那早点休息,明天开工
00:20:03明天开工
00:20:03主子,去边境的探子回报
00:20:14侯爷他,的确和外族有联系
00:20:18具体什么还没查清楚
00:20:20继续查下去
00:20:21是,再去查查苏和婉
00:20:23主子,你怀疑他有问题
00:20:27不仅会做菜,还会看病
00:20:31他身上到底藏了多少秘密
00:20:34他发现你身上的剑伤了
00:20:37要不要树下包他
00:20:40先去查清楚
00:20:42他从前只是一个
00:20:44只喜欢金银首饰的规格
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00:20:47怎会堵得草药包扎
00:20:49救命啊
00:20:54杀人了
00:20:56没有我的肚子
00:21:00有急请大夫也
00:21:02要花钱的
00:21:06人命至重
00:21:07有贵千金
00:21:09是他
00:21:10他想得多
00:21:11他要害我
00:21:13我要去报怪
00:21:15三婶
00:21:16说话可是要讲证据的
00:21:18就是他
00:21:19今天上午
00:21:20他顿了有毒的吉他
00:21:22我就是喝了那个
00:21:24我才
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00:21:38我看看我看
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00:21:44我看三婶的样子
00:21:46不像是中毒
00:21:47反倒像是
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00:21:50中邪
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00:21:54我没胡说啊
00:21:57你现在是不是觉得肚子里面有一盘火在喘
00:22:02好像还有小虫子在你肚子里面钻
00:22:06三婶 你完蛋了
00:22:13三婶 你完蛋了
00:22:15那我该怎么办
00:22:19三婶 你不用担心
00:22:21我刚好知道一种神药
00:22:23喝下去不用半个时辰
00:22:25邪灵就会被驱散
00:22:26你等我一会儿
00:22:27我晚上回来
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00:22:39你这给我炖的什么药
00:22:40不会又下什么毒了吧
00:22:42我不喝
00:22:43三婶 你可以不喝的
00:22:45你现在这会儿症状还是小虫子在钻吗
00:22:49会不会更严重了一些
00:22:51是不是那种长着带刺獠牙的虫子
00:22:54在你体内磨牙
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00:23:13不能喝
00:23:14三叔
00:23:15放心吧
00:23:16出了问题
00:23:17我一力承担
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00:23:37我就是差点鸡份和汤灰的水
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