Murray Goldberg doesn’t do things & now he’s passing on the lazy genius of the L.U.M.P. method 😂

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📺Show Name: www.searchflixx.com/tvshows/49009  Before there were parenting blogs, trophies for showing up, and peanut allergies, there was a simpler time called the '80s. For geeky 11-year old Adam these were his wonder years and he faced them armed with a video camera to capture all the crazy. The Goldbergs are a loving family like any other, just with a lot more yelling.  Want to be notified of all the latest clips and behind the scenes footage? Subscribe to the channel and click the bell icon to stay up to date.  Follow Us: Twitter: x.com/searchflixx Instagram: www.instagram.com/search_flixx Threads: threads.net/@search_flixx  Your ultimate destination for Movies, TV Shows, and Games all in one place! 🔍 Discover new favorites 📺 Explore extensive collections  Simplify your entertainment search at - www.searchflixx.com

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00:00After realizing he was too much of a pleaser,

00:02Jeff sought help from the one person

00:04who never pleased anyone at all.

00:06Lay in front of the TV, Schwartz.

00:07It's a quarter to Remington Steele.

00:09Mr. G, I'm worried I'm a pleaser.

00:11Well, you're not pleasing me right now.

00:13Everyone always wants me to do stuff for them,

00:15and I don't know how to say no.

00:16You never do anything for anyone.

00:18It's easy. Lump.

00:19As in just sit there and never move?

00:21Definitely, but also L-U-M-P.

00:24It's my secret for not doing anything for anyone.

00:26You're a lazy monster, and that's what I need.

00:28Please, let me learn it. You're idle feet.

00:30Okay, first up is L, lower expectations.

00:34It's something I've perfected over time.

00:36Dad, can you question me with these science flashcards?

00:38Ah, who am I kidding?

00:39In all my years, you've never shown interest in my education.

00:42He thinks you're a worthless dad.

00:44That took a lot of not doing.

00:46Next up is you.

00:47When there's no way out of something, underwhelm.

00:50This is how you wash a dish?

00:52Okay. No more washing dishes for you.

00:54You did a horrible job,

00:56and now she'll never ask you again.

00:58I'm the worst.

00:59Next up is M, which stands for Mumble and Moron.

01:04Hey, Dad, can you show me how to change the oil on my car?

01:06What does that even mean?

01:08Leave me alone, you moron!

01:10So brilliant.

01:12So, what's pee?

01:13It's the thing I'm most proud of.

01:15Pants.

01:16Pants?

01:17Why do you think I'd come in the house and take off my pants?

01:20I assumed it had to do with comfort and generally just giving up?

01:23Yes.

01:24But also, who's the least likely person to be asked to do anything?

01:28Oh, my God, the guy with no pants.

01:30Hey, Murph, could you give me a ride to the pharmacy?

01:33Oh, he's not even wearing pants.

01:36I'll bust it.

01:38My God, you have given me such a gift.

01:40It's my life's work.

01:42Don't waste it.

01:43Get out there and do as little as you can.

01:45I'm gonna do nothing and make you proud.

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