#搞笑#人类迷惑行为#开心#Happy
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00:00In just a few seconds
00:01He needs a doctor to heal him.
00:14Mom fuck
00:15Fuck you
00:21Upper Bend Perch Highest Economy
00:24What else
00:24Ha ha ha ha
00:30It took 500 years for the Michelin chef to know about the plate placing machine
00:46Even if I live a thousand years
00:47I don't know how this beef fruit got in there.
00:49Ha ha
00:52The confusion is all over
00:53I can only use brute force.
00:55Just two
00:56Let’s look at the second one.
00:57Oh sweet egg
00:59Pour it on
00:59ah
01:23This is ridiculous.
01:27oops
01:28Where's the cat?
01:29Look, I didn't steal at all.
01:31It's just a joke
01:32How could he steal
01:43I who steal food at night
01:45What does it mean?
01:57What does it look like?
01:58Are you there?
02:00exist
02:01What are you doing?
02:01Speak quickly
02:02Water and wine
02:04Give you a drink
02:06Talk to my wife again
02:07Six girls
02:09Coming soon
02:10What time
02:12Nine o'clock
02:13My wife bought a bottle of saccharified wine
02:15It's the kind of head-slapping you see in TV dramas.
02:18You're going to scare people off the shore later.
02:20Why
02:21Don't use your crappy store to scare me from now on.
02:22What?
02:23Why are you talking?
02:24How do you change?
02:25Why
02:25Why did you call you?
02:27Why did you call you?
02:27Why can you destroy the family?
02:28Who are you trying to scare?
02:29ah
02:29etc. etc.
02:30I hear you're an egg.
02:31Wow wow wow
02:32Hello
02:36Make a scene
02:36It's a public art.
02:38You later took a TV series to me
02:40Not too much love
02:41If it is a wonderful dance queen
02:42Be more polite to me next time.
02:43What's the deal?
02:45I ask you
02:45ah
02:46ah
02:47Don't be afraid.
02:48This is fake
02:53You're the opposite of us four, right?
02:55You're exhausted for a moment
02:57The four of Lawan couldn't pull him back
03:01I just showed off my clothes.
03:03When I came back, I found Dian Dian lying on the computer.
03:11ah
03:21Happy birthday to you
03:34When Nanfangyuan bought watermelons in the north for the first time
03:36You have to get up
03:37I'll give you a cheaper price for the belly meat.
03:38I just want to put it
03:39Let me go
03:41Let me go
03:41Let me go
03:42Let me go
03:44Good
03:45Hey, boss
03:46Can you help me cut it?
03:47Ha ha ha ha
03:48sure
03:49Ha ha
03:50All right
03:51The wind is light and the waves are thin
03:54Clam
03:55It's okay, boss.
03:56I want to cut it smaller.
03:57Then put it in a box
03:58Give me some more forks.
03:59Why
04:00Place the cup
04:01Come on
04:02Rose
04:03Mulberry Forest
04:04Still flooded with sunlight
04:07Want to be the center of attention?
04:09Just
04:10Find a bus stop
04:12Then walk over
04:13You will find
04:15Everyone is watching you
04:26Thank you for watching
04:29First day in Thailand
04:30Come to Thailand for a week
04:32Come to Thailand for one month
04:34Come to Thailand for one month
04:35Hey
04:36Come to Thailand for one month
04:38Hey
04:39What place
04:41The first day in Guangxi
04:43One week in Guangxi
04:45One month in Guangxi
04:47One month in Guangxi
04:48One year in Guangxi
04:49Oh, I still love this place
04:50There are both otaku and ladies here
04:52A woman is speaking
04:53Want to say
04:54I love the dog man
04:56You love me
05:18You are usually sweet
05:19You love me
05:22You are usually sweet
05:24You love me
05:27This is what dad cooked.
05:29This is what I fried
05:31Did Dad make this?
05:31Here is what I did
05:33Your father cut this, right?
05:34This is what I cut too
05:36Dad eats
05:38Dad eats just thinking
05:40A few bowls left
05:44Mom, who did you give it to?
05:49I'll peel it for you.
05:51Mumu, what's that look in your eyes?
05:55My husband wants to eat it too.
05:57Um
05:57Go wait for your dad.
06:00ah
06:01ah
06:04Hello handsome guy, can I ask you a question?
06:19you say
06:19How much is your salary?
06:21forty thousand
06:22So how do you spend it?
06:23Ten thousand yuan rent
06:25Ten thousand to buy clothes and shoes
06:2710,000 yuan for eating and drinking alone
06:29I have another ten thousand to send back to my mother.
06:31Wow, you are so filial.
06:33Um
06:34Thanks
06:35What happened to your mouth?
06:37I'm really awesome.
06:40Ha ha ha ha
06:41Do you believe that I can make someone's clothes dirty with my clean hands?
06:47Hey, classmate, your clothes are a little dirty
06:49good
06:50Wait a minute, take a look.
06:525432
06:53Hahaha
06:53Yes or no
06:54I thought I was pretty good
06:55Good good good
06:56Don't move! Don't move!
07:11Okay, take a look.
07:13This is not bad
07:15That's not air conditioning.
07:17Isn't that air conditioning?
07:41One that
07:42Ha ha
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