A motley crew of aspiring performers come under the guidance of an eccentric and volatile acting coach. | dG1fUXBKME5xRDdDN28
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00Thank you for calling Vantage Lightbulb, time may brighten up your day.
00:07You can start by telling me why I've got an entire Christmas tree that won't light up.
00:11So your lights are properly plugged into an electrical outlet?
00:14Oh, an electrical outlet.
00:18All this time I had them plugged into my dogs.
00:21I hate my job. Lots of people hate their job, man.
00:24I failed the bar for the second time, which means I gotta keep working at the call center.
00:29I would think that the lucky few who have jobs would be bending over with gratitude.
00:35I...
00:37Are you bending, Drew?
00:41I get fired for naked pictures.
00:43You are suspended indefinitely. I need your wings.
00:48And then humped by a dog in a mask.
00:50Yes, hi, I need an officer. I was just...
00:53I don't know, I was humped. Yes, he had a black face.
00:56Mask! Okay, he had a mask, not face. Get it right.
01:00Uh-huh.
01:02Tell me again why you didn't get her number?
01:04Oh, I know exactly where to find her.
01:06Star Maker Academy.
01:07I'm the only person in this town who can take you right to the top, baby.
01:11You're so amazing, babe. Like, like your boobs are heaving and...
01:17Hey, Nikki.
01:18You go here now?
01:19Yeah.
01:20Oh, I just started.
01:21Gotta go.
01:26Help me, mommy.
01:28What would a little boy like you do with a woman like me?
01:33Unleash your beast!
01:35Ah!
01:36That's brilliant!
01:37He's the king!
01:38Ah!
01:39Yes!
01:40I got the part of the queen.
01:42Now look at me and say,
01:43Uccelli.
01:45Got her job, she's gonna need a new pilot.
01:47I could be your co-pilot, Drew.
01:49We can fly her into some international territory, you feel me?
01:52What does that even mean?
01:53I need something strange.
01:56What are you laughing at?
01:59No, I'm not.
02:01Do you have a name?
02:02Uccellini!
02:03I feel like I was ridden hard and put away hot and wet.
02:09Nikki, you're blowing everybody away.
02:10Stay in the moment.
02:12Hey, get up there.
02:14Oh, you wimp.
02:15Tell me to let you go or I'll hold you like this all day, woman!
02:18Ow!
02:19Little handicapped boys, you sick little perverts!
02:21What? No!
02:22He's just helping me so I can go inside and blow him away.
02:25What?
02:26Star Maker Academy!
02:33You know jujitsu?
02:38Okay, Nancy, were you able to secure any details?
02:40I already told you, get a black face.
02:42A mask!
02:43It was a mask.
02:52I am a doctor.
02:53I know you are the same thing.
02:54I should be able to secure any details of the air from the light to the light.
02:55I love you, Jack.
02:56And I will soon call the light.
02:57I'll push it back in the light.
02:58I know you're feeling awkward, man.
02:59I'm so mad.
03:00I'll do more.
03:01I want her to go.
03:02I love you, Jack.
03:03I'm so happy to keep Pastor Tom Dalila.
03:05I'm going to let you know that.
03:07I'm going to enjoy the light.
03:08I'm going to lose my day.
03:09Everybody, yes.
03:10I'm going to lose my day.
03:11I'm going to lose my day.
03:12I'm going to lose my day.
03:13I'm going to lose my day.
03:14And I'm going to lose my day!