- 5/18/2025
Summer Situationship - Full Movie
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:10or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:20Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter slut will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:30The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:33was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:36and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:38I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:41Clean it up, maid.
00:00:48I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:53That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:59Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:11I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:13Right, Emmett?
00:01:14Yeah.
00:01:15She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:20Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:01:23at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:30Am I dreaming?
00:01:32No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:38What the hell's going on?
00:01:42Noah?
00:01:45Noah?
00:01:47What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Jules came in here to work
00:01:51and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:53and she grabbed me and then when I pulled my hand away
00:01:56she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny, is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up
00:02:05being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:11She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:13and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:02:17before things got out of hand.
00:02:22Mia?
00:02:23Give me your phone.
00:02:24What?
00:02:25Give me your phone.
00:02:26No.
00:02:27It's right here. I got you.
00:02:31I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:37If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone
00:02:40they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:42Open it.
00:02:50I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:03:03Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:09Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:13This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that
00:03:15when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut.
00:03:19Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out
00:03:21then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:22Fine by me.
00:03:23I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:27I'm it.
00:03:31I know you've always had a thing for Jules
00:03:33but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:39Jules?
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:42Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:44What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth.
00:03:46Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58Alright, let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there
00:04:03but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules.
00:04:07You're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:04:12of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What are you, a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you
00:04:21you leaked our sex tape, lied about it
00:04:23and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house
00:04:28with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:04:30and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:33What are you trying to do?
00:04:35Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:38You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets
00:04:42and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back
00:04:54after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
00:04:58and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what?
00:05:00I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:07Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner
00:05:12just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:19You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:24Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times.
00:05:30I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:32Yes, you did.
00:05:33And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities
00:05:35and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:05:43and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:47Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:59Be so fucking for real.
00:06:01Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:04It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:07Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:10How convenient.
00:06:13Let the girls talk.
00:06:23I'm sorry.
00:06:26After everyone saw your tits online,
00:06:30I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:38Did you just spit on me?
00:06:41Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:46Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:03Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my God.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:10I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:19Thanks, Noey.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:38I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me.
00:07:45And this is my rental too.
00:07:48So, what I say goes.
00:07:59Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:02So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different, but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:10Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:15Jules.
00:08:19Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:27I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:30It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:33I don't want your pity check.
00:08:36My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:39This is too humiliating.
00:08:41This is too humiliating.
00:08:43I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:59I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no.
00:09:03That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:05Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:13Mia?
00:09:14Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:17But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:22Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:26Everything.
00:09:33I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:09:38Please don't call me that.
00:09:41You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:48Mia, slow down, okay?
00:09:51We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What, you still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:01Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:05That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:08I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:14You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this, are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:21Nobody wants you here.
00:10:23I can't back down.
00:10:25Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:27I'm not talking to you.
00:10:30I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:34I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:43I'll work harder than I ever have.
00:10:46Okay, enough.
00:10:48And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:10:52Mia.
00:10:55She better be gone by the time I'm...
00:11:00She really has you by the balls.
00:11:03Don't insult me.
00:11:05Or what?
00:11:07Because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:09Right.
00:11:11Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:13You're right.
00:11:15Read my lips.
00:11:17You can be a real dick sometimes, you know.
00:11:20You can't just leave.
00:11:22Stop it.
00:11:24You're so hot, I love it when you're ticklish.
00:11:27Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:11:30Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:11:34Noah, you come over here.
00:11:36Now.
00:11:41Mia, why is Emma...
00:11:42Just a hand job.
00:11:44You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:11:49Call him, I'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:11:56Come with me.
00:12:01Coming.
00:12:03What the fuck are you...
00:12:08You want your job back?
00:12:10Fuck me.
00:12:12You want your job back? You've got to earn it.
00:12:15Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:12:21Crazy.
00:12:22Crazy like a fox.
00:12:24Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:12:28You better give me my job back after this.
00:12:31I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:12:36Noah, come out right now.
00:12:41Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:12:44Oh, come on, baby.
00:12:46Show me what you got.
00:12:51Jules, hand me it.
00:12:58Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:04Thanks for warming him up for me in the past few months.
00:13:07You fucking bitch.
00:13:09You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:13:12What?
00:13:13It isn't over.
00:13:14If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:13:19you're wrong.
00:13:21I'm going to make your life hell.
00:13:24I'm going to make your life hell.
00:13:30Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:13:33You know what? I should thank you.
00:13:34Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:13:37Wait, I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:13:42You know what? We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:13:45Yeah.
00:13:46What about it?
00:13:48If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:13:53Now, if Jules breaks up with me...
00:13:55Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmet Coburn in this house.
00:14:00You're on.
00:14:06Emmet, get out.
00:14:13Did I get my job back?
00:14:15Actually, you've been promoted.
00:14:18To be my new girlfriend.
00:14:21You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:14:24Those aren't cheap.
00:14:26Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:14:28Well, I changed my mind.
00:14:30Now, I need $100,000.
00:14:33It'll be yours.
00:14:39I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:14:43But until then, this money...
00:14:45Is enough to save my mom, my house, and my...
00:14:51...
00:15:02I knew you were going to do it.
00:15:05Just admit it, Jules.
00:15:07You can't resist me.
00:15:11Alright, let's set some ground rules.
00:15:22Rule number one.
00:15:25No boners.
00:15:27You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:15:29You got any...
00:15:31Just one.
00:15:33No feelings.
00:15:35I don't want things to get...
00:15:39Do you have any rules for me?
00:15:43Yeah, I do.
00:15:45No one touches you but me.
00:15:51You don't own me.
00:15:53Jules, I'm being serious.
00:15:55While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:15:59So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:16:04Don't get an ego about it.
00:16:05Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:16:07Not having dinner with her, there's a reason I left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:16:12Including...
00:16:13At least I didn't show your dick to the...
00:16:17Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:16:20This is my...
00:16:22I'm not going anywhere.
00:16:26Game on.
00:16:28Jason!
00:16:30Can we get some fucking service?
00:16:34Dinner...
00:16:36Is served.
00:16:43Emmett?
00:16:45You wanna...
00:16:48Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:16:52Are you thirsty?
00:16:57Sure enough.
00:17:15Jules?
00:17:21Oops.
00:17:23Spilled a little.
00:17:25Spilled a little.
00:17:27Jules.
00:17:29I'm still thirsty.
00:17:36Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:17:46If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:17:52Choke on it.
00:17:54Don't touch me.
00:17:56Do you know that?
00:17:57Yeah, I know.
00:18:00Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:18:02You're shivering.
00:18:05Come here.
00:18:16Come here.
00:18:28What are you doing here and where are you?
00:18:30Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:18:33I just came by to tell you how happy I am.
00:18:36Yeah, she's also a huge bitch.
00:18:39People contain multitudes.
00:18:42Don't be scared of Mia.
00:18:44She's been jealous of Jill.
00:18:53Ew, actually.
00:19:12What are you doing here?
00:19:14Taking a shower.
00:19:18Remember, no going in.
00:19:21You wish.
00:19:24Show's over, pretty boy.
00:19:30What's with this guy?
00:19:31One minute he's ice cold.
00:19:35Rip your hair out.
00:19:38Let's give her something to stare at.
00:19:48I'm not going.
00:19:50Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:19:52You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:19:55To put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:20:01Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:20:05Everyone must decide, or I do.
00:20:08Mia, would you be a driver?
00:20:10A chauffeur, old people.
00:20:11Ew!
00:20:12That's so boring.
00:20:14I'm kidding.
00:20:16Gosh.
00:20:18What can ends?
00:20:20And I have the red receipts to be said about all of you behind your back.
00:20:24But anything above would save it.
00:20:26Herb's right here.
00:20:28I saved the best for last.
00:20:30Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:20:33I bet you're a diac.
00:20:35I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:20:41Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:20:44Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:20:49They can?
00:20:51I never said pecs that she sent.
00:20:54Oh, and this one's about you, Nellie.
00:20:58She sent this one.
00:21:00Because this one's about you, Nellie.
00:21:02She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:21:05Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:21:11Are you mad about me?
00:21:13I can explain.
00:21:15Save your breath.
00:21:22Bitch!
00:21:25You are so hot.
00:21:27Say that again with your shirt off.
00:21:48Emmett, you and Jules are officially married.
00:21:52You and Jules are officially over.
00:21:55No, no way, dude.
00:21:57I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:22:00Show some brawn back.
00:22:04Speak of the devil.
00:22:10You hooked up?
00:22:13Fuck!
00:22:14Yeah, you're fucked.
00:22:16Emmett, stop!
00:22:18Did you post this?
00:22:22Jules, did you post this?
00:22:25I don't know.
00:22:27Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:22:29Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's f-
00:22:33Great, you just blew it with a-
00:22:35Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:22:39You're a skank.
00:22:41So-
00:22:48Help!
00:22:50Help!
00:22:58You-
00:23:00You saved me?
00:23:07That feels better, doesn't it?
00:23:11And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:23:16Emmett.
00:23:18Don't even think about it.
00:23:20Go on, Jules. Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:23:23Jules, tell Emmett to leave. We have to talk.
00:23:28Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:23:41Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:23:43I can explain everything.
00:23:45Good, explain. Now.
00:23:49You're a hottie, you know that?
00:23:51Takes one to know one.
00:23:53Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:23:55You're right. We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:24:01Trust me.
00:24:03We won't stay secret for long.
00:24:05I couldn't keep you to-
00:24:08O-M-G. I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:24:11What on earth?
00:24:13How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:24:16You don't know him like I do.
00:24:18If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:24:21I thought you hated that guy.
00:24:23Noah is arrogant, cocky, and-
00:24:25I don't know what you're talking about.
00:24:27I don't know what you're talking about.
00:24:29I don't know what you're talking about.
00:24:31I don't know what you're talking about.
00:24:33I don't know what you're talking about.
00:24:35Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:24:39He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:24:42More than I ever liked anyone.
00:24:45Except Mia said to me.
00:24:47Except for the one about you.
00:24:49I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:24:51That's true.
00:24:53Is that true?
00:24:56It's true.
00:24:58I like-
00:24:59I'm supposed to trust you.
00:25:01I mean really.
00:25:02You text from your phone.
00:25:04So that way I could know that there were-
00:25:06I liked you, Jules.
00:25:08I really did.
00:25:12To what, bone?
00:25:14To what, bone?
00:25:16To what, bone?
00:25:18To what, bone?
00:25:20To what, bone?
00:25:22To what, bone?
00:25:25They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:25:27It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:25:30I don't think they remember.
00:25:34The rules of the game are simple.
00:25:36You take a hit of the vape.
00:25:47My turn.
00:25:52My turn.
00:25:58No smoke.
00:26:00Looks like we have to kiss.
00:26:19If you want to really piss me off,
00:26:21kiss me like-
00:26:23Get off of me.
00:26:25Dude, I took a virginity. What's a little peck?
00:26:27You tell everyone that.
00:26:29Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing-
00:26:33Hey, Jules!
00:26:35Jules!
00:26:36You're a-
00:26:37I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:26:39But that was well before I had-
00:26:40You have feelings for me?
00:26:42Well before I had feelings for you.
00:26:44You have feelings for me?
00:26:47Yeah.
00:26:48I have all the feelings.
00:26:49Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:26:52You're a dick!
00:26:53Yeah, but you know what?
00:26:54Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:26:58Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:27:01I broke your trust.
00:27:02And when that video was leaked,
00:27:03I would do anything to try again.
00:27:08Do you want to get back together?
00:27:11You said no feelings.
00:27:14So tell me you want to be with me.
00:27:16Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:27:18Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:27:19Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:27:27Survived the ring of fire?
00:27:29Ew, why is he-
00:27:31I didn't know she was poor.
00:27:33After her dad died of cancer.
00:27:35And the only reason why I know that
00:27:37is because my dad owns the hospital
00:27:39that her mother still owes money to.
00:27:41Maybe we should take Jules shopping
00:27:43so she can forget she's poor.
00:27:45Spending money-
00:27:46Great idea, you should go do that right now.
00:27:47Yes!
00:27:54If I don't get the money,
00:27:56I'll lose everything.
00:27:58What do you mean?
00:28:00I mean Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:28:03I don't want to go shopping with Mia.
00:28:05But I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:28:08and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:28:10Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:28:18The girls go shopping.
00:28:20Saturdays are for the boys.
00:28:22And the Lehman internship.
00:28:24Dude, the Lehman-
00:28:25It was tailored for Sigmas.
00:28:27Like me.
00:28:35If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:28:38Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:28:42Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:28:45I'm gonna go try it.
00:28:48You ordered the wrong size!
00:28:50Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:28:53No, you didn't! That's impossible!
00:28:55It doesn't fit!
00:28:56Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:28:58What are you doing?
00:29:00I'm shopping.
00:29:02Do you not remember me?
00:29:04I used to be in here all the time.
00:29:06Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:29:08She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:29:11Well, what Mia says goes.
00:29:13So your money's no good here.
00:29:15You know what? You're right.
00:29:18I-
00:29:19That's it. You're out.
00:29:22Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:29:24I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:29:26Trash?
00:29:27Yeah.
00:29:30Stand in this boutique.
00:29:33See this car?
00:29:35Has no spending limit.
00:29:37And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:29:40No way, this is mine!
00:29:41Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:29:43No.
00:29:44Not with this janky little zipper.
00:29:46Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:29:56What do you think?
00:30:01Of course.
00:30:06Only one problem with this dress.
00:30:09Is it-
00:30:11You know, uh-
00:30:14You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:30:19Put the dress on my card.
00:30:23Excuse me, um-
00:30:25I am missing a ve-
00:30:27I bet she stole it.
00:30:28Uh, I would never.
00:30:30Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:30:34Fine.
00:30:35Whatever, Mia.
00:30:46See? Told ya.
00:30:52I-
00:30:53I don't know how that got there.
00:30:55Well, she stole it.
00:30:57And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:31:02Call the police.
00:31:04Don't call the police.
00:31:06Call the police.
00:31:08This is all my fault.
00:31:09No, it's not.
00:31:10Yes, it is.
00:31:12I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:31:16But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:31:18You can't do this.
00:31:20It's a waste of money.
00:31:22Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:31:24Trust.
00:31:26Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:31:28Please and thank you.
00:31:37Get ready.
00:31:38Oh, damn it.
00:31:40Okay.
00:31:42There he is.
00:31:44Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:31:47Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:31:49He slept begging for me.
00:31:56Okay, dude.
00:31:57Jules was mine first.
00:31:59I dumped her, okay?
00:32:01It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:32:03Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:32:07Okay, all right.
00:32:09Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:32:11Yeah?
00:32:13I get Jules' panties off, by the end of tonight,
00:32:15you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the Summer House.
00:32:18Hmm?
00:32:19Fine.
00:32:20And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:32:22I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:32:24I don't even want you looking at her.
00:32:26Deal.
00:32:29You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:32:32Jules, you were looking so hot in that dress.
00:32:41Eat shit.
00:32:43Hey.
00:32:45Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:32:48Leave tonight, unless it's with me.
00:32:59Here you go.
00:33:01Uh, I don't know.
00:33:03Jules.
00:33:05You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:33:07Because I think it sucks.
00:33:09Jules.
00:33:11Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:33:13For real.
00:33:14No contracts and no money.
00:33:16Okay.
00:33:17Have fun.
00:33:19He introduced us into a lap dancing competition.
00:33:23You're on.
00:33:30Follow me.
00:33:36Okay.
00:33:38Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:33:40Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:33:44Tonight is a jolly good night.
00:33:47Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:33:50Tonight is a jolly good night.
00:33:54The what?
00:34:17I'm Jack, girl, I got the weight of the world.
00:34:19Weight of the world.
00:34:21To get what you're weighing on me.
00:34:23And this is a great thing about your back.
00:34:27I'm Jack, girl, I got the weight of the world.
00:34:29Weight of the world.
00:34:31To get the diamonds and pearls.
00:34:33Diamonds and pearls.
00:34:34Tonight is a great, great, great night.
00:34:41Top that.
00:34:47Top that.
00:34:59You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:35:17I love the way you cry.
00:35:21These same old mistakes.
00:35:24I loved you when you cried.
00:35:28No.
00:35:29Jason.
00:35:31Dude, I need the lady killer special.
00:35:33Now.
00:35:34Yeah.
00:35:36I got you.
00:35:40Of the lap dance contest is.
00:35:45The winner of the lap dance contest is.
00:35:50As the winner, you get to.
00:35:52I can't deal with public property.
00:35:57Jules, wait.
00:36:03You look upset.
00:36:06What are you, my therapist?
00:36:08Fuck off.
00:36:09No.
00:36:11Jules.
00:36:13I have something that can make you feel better.
00:36:16Come on, Jules.
00:36:18You want to have some fun?
00:36:20Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:36:23Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:36:28Better play along.
00:36:38Cheers.
00:36:40All right.
00:36:42Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:36:44Come on.
00:36:45I'm going to go change.
00:36:50Destiny.
00:36:51Have you seen Jules?
00:36:53I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:36:55That little shit.
00:36:57Move.
00:37:00What do you think you're doing?
00:37:02Stop denying yourself.
00:37:04Gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:37:06Oh.
00:37:07I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:37:09Look.
00:37:10Oh, yeah.
00:37:11That's right.
00:37:12Moan for me.
00:37:14Jules, are you in there?
00:37:16Noah.
00:37:17Help me.
00:37:21Noah.
00:37:22Help me.
00:37:24Emmett.
00:37:26Get off of her.
00:37:28You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:37:30What's the big deal now, huh?
00:37:35Emmett.
00:37:36She doesn't want you.
00:37:37What are you doing?
00:37:38She wants me so bad, dude.
00:37:40Even if she won't say so.
00:37:44Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:37:46I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:37:50This asshole isn't worth it.
00:37:53Okay.
00:38:07Hey.
00:38:09Keep your...
00:38:13Mia, stop.
00:38:17Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:38:19Be so fucking up with me.
00:38:21And you know what?
00:38:23He's coming back to the house with me.
00:38:25Sit down.
00:38:26Emmett.
00:38:27If you ever come near the summer house again,
00:38:29I will kill you.
00:38:31Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:38:33Let's go.
00:38:39I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:38:51No.
00:39:07I never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:39:09Really.
00:39:13You know, this is fun.
00:39:15And I've been saving it just for you.
00:39:21Rocky Road.
00:39:22How are you capable of being an asshole
00:39:25even when you're trying to be nice?
00:39:27I'm not an asshole.
00:39:29No, you're the king of assholes.
00:39:33You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak
00:39:36makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:39:44I gotta show you something.
00:39:52Come here to make you jealous.
00:39:59It worked.
00:40:10I've wanted you all summer.
00:40:12Stop breathing.
00:40:16I need you.
00:40:17Now.
00:40:22What if somebody sees?
00:40:24Everybody's at the club.
00:40:27I'm taking you upstairs.
00:40:52Oh.
00:40:55Hi, Mrs. Allen.
00:40:57It's Mia.
00:40:58Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:41:01And we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:41:05Okay, bye.
00:41:14Hey, sleepyhead.
00:41:16What are you doing up so early?
00:41:19Thought I wore you out last night.
00:41:21I'm ready for another round.
00:41:24Hey, can you knock?
00:41:25Can you put your boner away?
00:41:28Get up!
00:41:29Get up!
00:41:30Get up, get up, get up!
00:41:31Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:41:33It's worse than a fire!
00:41:37Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
00:41:46You're fucking with me.
00:41:48What's the big deal?
00:41:49There's the drugs.
00:41:50And the mess.
00:41:51And you.
00:41:52What about me?
00:41:53She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
00:41:54But, like, in a bad way.
00:41:55Look, my mom knows about the sex tape.
00:41:57And she blames you for the whole thing.
00:42:00I need to get out of here.
00:42:01I'll hide Jules.
00:42:02I'll distract Mom.
00:42:06Yo, Jake.
00:42:07Alright.
00:42:19Get your brother.
00:42:21Now.
00:42:27Mommy!
00:42:28Wait!
00:42:29Noah!
00:42:30Oh.
00:42:32My baby boy!
00:42:34Mom!
00:42:35Hi!
00:42:36Hey.
00:42:37Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
00:42:40I mean, to propose.
00:42:44Why are you hiding in a closet?
00:42:46Why are you hiding in a closet?
00:42:49Because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
00:42:53What is that slut doing here?
00:42:58You're the girl from the sex tape!
00:43:00Get out of this house!
00:43:02Mom.
00:43:03Noah.
00:43:04A little help?
00:43:05Uh, Mom.
00:43:06Uh, this is Jules.
00:43:07Help.
00:43:08For the summer.
00:43:10Yes.
00:43:11It fills my heart with some-
00:43:13Mommy!
00:43:15We need to talk.
00:43:18You're marrying Mia now?
00:43:20I have no idea what got into her head.
00:43:22I am so sorry, okay?
00:43:23But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
00:43:26Look, just play along for a couple-
00:43:36My head hurts.
00:43:38Can you make yourself useful and get-
00:43:40Oh, thanks.
00:43:44Okay.
00:43:47She's prepared.
00:43:55It's so hot in here.
00:44:00Wait.
00:44:01We didn't give them.
00:44:02She found them.
00:44:03Should we call an ambulance?
00:44:05Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
00:44:07She hates you already.
00:44:08What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
00:44:12Where did she-
00:44:16Mom.
00:44:17Get out of the pool.
00:44:18No way!
00:44:19It feels so good.
00:44:24Oh, wait, no.
00:44:26Help!
00:44:28I'm drowning!
00:44:30Mia!
00:44:31Save me!
00:44:32Absolutely not.
00:44:34Help!
00:44:35Help!
00:44:42Oh.
00:44:47Ah!
00:44:48No!
00:44:49Oh!
00:44:50No!
00:44:51Oh!
00:44:52Oh!
00:44:57I was wrong with you, then.
00:44:59A girl like Mia.
00:45:08I hope I was a good maid.
00:45:11You know, maid.
00:45:12Girlfriend.
00:45:13It doesn't matter.
00:45:17No feelings.
00:45:22I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
00:45:27I'll tear it up right now.
00:45:28I mean it.
00:45:32I need that money.
00:45:33More money.
00:45:34More cold debt.
00:45:36If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
00:45:41Really?
00:45:43When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but
00:45:47now I can't make it real because of that same money.
00:45:55Come with me.
00:46:02Tell me that you love me.
00:46:06I don't think I can say it.
00:46:11Let me take care of you.
00:46:13It's the least you can do.
00:46:16Fine.
00:46:18And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
00:46:21Good morning, everyone.
00:46:23Oh my god, at least this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
00:46:28I was just leaving.
00:46:29You're not leaving, Jules.
00:46:31We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
00:46:35After your little sex video, you got out of my son's life forever.
00:46:40But, you saved me.
00:46:43All I can say is,
00:46:45welcome to the family!
00:46:51That was before you left me to drown.
00:46:54I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
00:46:59Adios.
00:47:01Bye, Mom.
00:47:03Bye, Mom.
00:47:08I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
00:47:12Good luck with that.
00:47:14I don't need luck.
00:47:16I have a really big brain.
00:47:18Brain!
00:47:22There must be some...
00:47:33Listen, I have something juicy for you.
00:47:35Really?
00:47:39I don't like to read.
00:47:41It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
00:47:44They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that cheating.
00:47:48Oh, great, you finally figured it out.
00:47:50Good boy.
00:47:53I think it's time for you to cheat too.
00:47:58This was summer vacation.
00:48:00I know, I know.
00:48:02But, I've got to work on my...
00:48:06What up, lovebirds?
00:48:08Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you with...
00:48:11You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
00:48:13You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
00:48:22Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
00:48:25What are you doing here?
00:48:26Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
00:48:30I'm a guy who likes to party.
00:48:33But my friends call me Andy.
00:48:35I'd like to be your friend.
00:48:39Noah, can you help out your friend here?
00:48:42He seems a little confused.
00:48:45Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
00:48:49I'm a high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble.
00:48:52And Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
00:48:55The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
00:49:00And I get bored easy.
00:49:02It's the dopest internship.
00:49:05Well, I'll see you in the office.
00:49:07Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
00:49:09That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
00:49:19That's the...
00:49:20Andrew Lehman is one of the...
00:49:21Don't you already have enough money?
00:49:24Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
00:49:26I was the captain of...
00:49:27All my job prospects were completely toast.
00:49:30The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
00:49:34Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
00:49:39You lied to me.
00:49:40No, I didn't lie to you. I just...
00:49:42I'm sorry.
00:49:46Everybody!
00:49:48Everybody!
00:49:50Let's get the party started!
00:49:57Looks like I found my lady for the night.
00:50:00There's something special about you.
00:50:03You're so...
00:50:05beautiful.
00:50:06I'm not trying to marry you.
00:50:09Who snatched this hottie up?
00:50:11That'd be me.
00:50:14You're a lucky man.
00:50:15You're a lucky man.
00:50:16I know.
00:50:21How long is he going to be here?
00:50:24Here...
00:50:25The happy little couple.
00:50:28From soulmates to soulmates.
00:50:33Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
00:50:36Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet.
00:50:39What bet?
00:50:41Noah, if you guys could make it throughout the summer,
00:50:44I thought Noah would pussy out if I won,
00:50:46so I recorded the whole thing.
00:50:49You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
00:50:53I don't want to hear it.
00:50:55Yeah.
00:50:56It'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
00:51:01I was nothing but a bet to you?
00:51:05I was nothing but a bet to you?
00:51:07I was nothing but a bet to you?
00:51:09I was nothing but a check to you.
00:51:12Both of you can fuck off.
00:51:19I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
00:51:23I don't care about anybody except Jules.
00:51:27You're pathetic.
00:51:28Me?
00:51:30Whatever, dude.
00:51:32What were you thinking?
00:51:34That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
00:51:38I've been waiting all day to get you a sexy girl.
00:51:42We could have a lot of fun.
00:51:44I don't have time for that shit.
00:51:46Then make time.
00:51:47There's a tradition at Lehman,
00:51:50and I want to play with you.
00:51:52I'm your boyfriend, the little job.
00:51:55The only job.
00:51:57What do I have to do?
00:51:58What do I have to do?
00:52:01In your dreams, perv.
00:52:06You know where Jules is?
00:52:08You're still caught up on that?
00:52:10Mia.
00:52:11A lobotomy win.
00:52:12I want to be with Jules.
00:52:14Why do you like her so much?
00:52:16I don't like her.
00:52:20You know,
00:52:22I feel sorry for you
00:52:23for falling in love with your undergirlfriend.
00:52:28If I do what you say.
00:52:30The only way you'd get in.
00:52:32We only interviewed him.
00:52:33He looks down on sex tapes.
00:52:35Wait.
00:52:37Now I know where I recognize you.
00:52:40Don't play hard to get.
00:52:45Take your turn.
00:52:46If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
00:52:49You wouldn't dare.
00:52:53I'm sorry.
00:52:55I'm sorry.
00:52:57You little shit.
00:52:59You'll never work for Lehman.
00:53:01Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
00:53:02because I would bet Lehman.
00:53:05You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hands.
00:53:08You want to mess with me?
00:53:09You want to mess with me?
00:53:10You want to mess with me?
00:53:11Yeah, why don't you sue me
00:53:12and we'll let all the papers know
00:53:13that you're a sleazy dirtbag
00:53:15who's chasing young girls around.
00:53:16Face, old man.
00:53:22You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
00:53:26You were getting money out of the deal,
00:53:28so why does it matter?
00:53:29He's a good kisser and you want him right now.
00:53:32Because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
00:53:39Get out of my house.
00:53:53Oh.
00:53:55I played you and I won.
00:53:58This has nothing to do with you.
00:54:01Oh, honey.
00:54:03This has everything to do with me.
00:54:09I planted the camera in your room
00:54:13and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah
00:54:17and then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
00:54:25You thought you were bad.
00:54:27A miserable bitch like you will never...
00:54:38Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
00:54:41Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
00:54:44If your goal, you lose everything.
00:54:47Oh, God.
00:54:55Can I help you?
00:54:57What are you doing in that uniform?
00:55:00My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
00:55:04I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
00:55:13Seriously?
00:55:18Let's see this check again.
00:55:25Get lost.
00:55:27I deserve that and I think you'll really like it.
00:55:31Is this the deed to my house?
00:55:33Yeah.
00:55:35This morning I bought it.
00:55:37Look at the name on the title.
00:55:41Oh, my God.
00:55:43You put it under my name.
00:55:46It's yours, Jules.
00:55:48It's all yours.
00:55:50But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
00:55:55Another condition?
00:55:57What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
00:56:00Sleep with your boss?
00:56:02Drug your mom?
00:56:03No.
00:56:09Get it at 8 p.m.
00:56:11And I want you to wear this.
00:56:17What are you doing here?
00:56:19Noah told me to come.
00:56:21Really?
00:56:22Oh, how pathetic.
00:56:24Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
00:56:26He's proposing to you?
00:56:28When did you two get back together?
00:56:30Well, it's not official yet, but he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
00:56:36And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
00:56:40I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you.
00:56:44Jules, I am so happy that both of you are here.
00:56:47Pose to Mia.
00:56:49Propose.
00:56:50The big question.
00:56:52Yeah.
00:56:53Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
00:57:00And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
00:57:03You know, the one where you told her that...
00:57:05Fine.
00:57:07Yeah, I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
00:57:11That's my job.
00:57:12Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
00:57:15What?
00:57:16You're not actually doing this, are you?
00:57:18These are not what they're for.
00:57:19Call my...
00:57:20If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
00:57:25That's not why I invited you here.
00:57:30What is he doing?
00:57:32My secrets.
00:57:35And here are my secrets.
00:57:39I scream when I see spiders.
00:57:41I do.
00:57:43And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard.
00:57:46And I was so scared.
00:57:47And I was so scared, I just left it there.
00:57:51One more secret.
00:57:54Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
00:58:01And I want to make it official, Jules.
00:58:05Yes, Noah.
00:58:06I'll be your girlfriend.
00:58:08Even if I'm gonna love you?
00:58:10I love you right back.
00:58:13I love you.
00:58:19Everybody, let's get this party started.
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