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00:00It's Sunday night! Bobogana!
00:08And of course, we invited again tonight for more laughter, more fun.
00:11Please welcome back, Angelica Hart and Lizelle Lopez!
00:16We have two pairs of players. We already chose them earlier.
00:19We chose Cha.
00:20Anyway, this is our group. Let's repeat our game.
00:24The Cow-Cow!
00:25The Cow-Cow!
00:26Do you want to know what we're going to do?
00:28Yes!
00:29Director, you explain first.
00:32This is the game where you will choose the part of the cow's body.
00:35This time around, the audience will choose the part for you.
00:40So you have participation.
00:41For example, nose, throat.
00:43Then, that will be the name of your team.
00:46Okay?
00:47We will assign it from the audience.
00:48Now, if you hear the name of the part of the body that you chose,
00:51you will answer and you will teach the other part of the name of the other team.
00:56Then, they will also answer.
00:57You will do that through a chant.
01:00For example, we are the Cow-Cow.
01:04Then, we want the Cow-Cow.
01:05This is the chant.
01:06Cow-Cow!
01:08Cow-Cow!
01:09Cow-Cow!
01:11Cow-Cow!
01:12The team of the Cow-Cow will teach at the same time.
01:14Then, you will answer the Cow-Cow with the same chant.
01:17Then, they will teach the other part of the body that they want to teach.
01:21If you can say the part of the cow that is not part of the team,
01:25that will be one point for you.
01:27If your team's name is taught but you can't answer,
01:31that will be another point for you.
01:33You should not repeat the same thing.
01:35You don't care about it anymore.
01:36That will be one point for you.
01:38You also need coordination.
01:39You should do the chant at the same time and teach the other part of the name.
01:44If your team's name is different, that will be another point for you.
01:47If your team's name is different,
01:48you should be able to answer in three seconds.
01:51If you can't answer, that will be one point for you.
01:53The first three points will be punished except for you.
02:00So, what part of the cow do you want?
02:04It's called butt.
02:05Butt.
02:07I heard it.
02:08Tongue.
02:10Okay, one by one.
02:12Butt.
02:13Tongue.
02:14Tongue.
02:15Head.
02:16Tongue.
02:17Since it's the tongue, the chant will start.
02:19And 5, 6, 7, go!
02:21Baka a la baka.
02:22Chant ng baka.
02:24Baka a la baka.
02:25Buntot ng baka.
02:27Baka a la baka.
02:29Buntot ng baka.
02:31Baka a la baka.
02:32Bila ng baka.
02:34Si Diego.
02:40Since you have one point, you will start.
02:42Ready and go!
02:45Baka a la baka.
02:47Buntot ng baka.
02:49Baka a la baka.
02:50Ulo ng baka.
02:52Diego is not talking.
02:54Diego is not talking.
02:56He's not talking.
02:57Your judges are there.
02:59So, they will have two points.
03:01That's your last point.
03:02Maybe, the others can't play.
03:04You can start.
03:05And 5, 6, 7, go!
03:07Baka a la baka.
03:08Ulo ng baka.
03:10Baka a la baka.
03:12Biskit ng baka.
03:14Baka a la baka.
03:15Biskit ng baka.
03:17Baka a la baka.
03:19Siyan ng baka.
03:21Baka a la baka.
03:23Siyan ng baka.
03:24Baka a la baka.
03:26Buntot ng baka.
03:28Baka a la baka.
03:29Buntot ng baka.
03:31Baka a la baka.
03:33Bila ng baka.
03:35Baka a la baka.
03:36Bila ng baka.
03:38Baka a la baka.
03:40Ulo ng baka.
03:42Baka a la baka.
03:43Ulo ng baka.
03:45Baka a la baka.
03:47Go!
03:48Yay!
03:51Okay, the names are being announced.
03:53You can switch now.
03:54Let's switch.
03:55Let's switch.
03:56You're Dila.
03:58You're Dila.
04:00You're Chan.
04:02You're Buntot.
04:04Buntot.
04:05Pisngi.
04:06Ulo.
04:07Ulo.
04:085, 6, 7, 8.
04:10Baka a la baka.
04:11Baka a la baka.
04:12Bila ng baka.
04:13Baka a la baka.
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04:16Bila ng baka.
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06:18Two points.
06:19Ilan na sila?
06:20Two.
06:21Two na rin.
06:22What is our score?
06:23Two?
06:24Two?
06:25Two?
06:26One.
06:27Okay.
06:28Last round na natin to.
06:29Last round.
06:30Palit ulit na mga pangalan.
06:31Pishinge.
06:32Buntot.
06:33Chan.
06:34Dilang.
06:35Ulo.
06:36Ready.
06:37Five, six, seven, go.
06:38Baka a la baka.
06:39Pishing ng baka.
06:40Baka a la baka.
06:41Ulo ng baka.
06:42Baka a la baka.
06:43Ulo ng baka.
06:44Baka a la baka.
06:45Baka a la baka.
06:46Ulo ng baka, baka a la baka, dilang baka.
06:59Ngasna kanyang sumpa.
07:02Sila ang panalo, baba?
07:03Bakit panalo?
07:04Panalo sa dami ng palfak points, kaya Olats pa rin.
07:08Kaya, tama.
07:09Kaya dito la a teng Kalyong.
07:11So long as running gadgets are not bad.
07:13So this is,2021!
07:16Yes!
07:20Bev, our anniversary is around the corner.
07:24Yes.
07:25What's your plan?
07:27You want to know what my plan is?
07:29Yes.
07:30Wait.
07:31I'll turn this off.
07:32This program is so ugly.
07:37You want to know what my plan is?
07:38Yes.
07:39Okay.
07:40Do you have one?
07:41Of course.
07:43Hey, Siti.
07:44Yes?
07:45Could you show me the most expensive restaurants
07:48in Metro Manila?
07:50Here's a list of the most expensive dining places
07:53in Metro Manila.
07:55Do you see that list?
07:56That's the top 10.
07:57Yes.
07:58Do you see the number 1?
07:59Yes.
08:00That's where I'll take you.
08:02That's where we'll have dinner.
08:04It's so beautiful.
08:06Right?
08:07That's the number 1 restaurant.
08:08And not only that.
08:09We'll celebrate our anniversary week for one week.
08:12And on the weekend,
08:15Siti?
08:16Yes?
08:18Could you show me the best beach resorts in Asia?
08:24Here's a list of the best resorts in Asia.
08:28Yes.
08:29Do you see that?
08:30Top 10 best resorts in Asia.
08:32That's the number 1.
08:35Oh, my God.
08:36It's so beautiful.
08:38You're amazing.
08:41You're so sweet.
08:42You're so sweet.
08:43You always give me the number 1.
08:46Of course, you're my number 1.
08:48You're the one I love the most.
08:50I love you.
08:51I love you.
08:53You really smell like Vanessa.
08:55Are you crazy?
08:56Why?
08:58Who's Vanessa?
09:00My name is Sandra.
09:02Oh, my God.
09:03Of course, I know your name is Sandra.
09:07That's why I thought of Vanessa.
09:08Because there's a new perfume called Vanessa.
09:14What are you talking about?
09:15There's no such brand of perfume.
09:19There is.
09:20Babe, I can't smell you.
09:21No.
09:22Prove it.
09:23Why?
09:24Prove what?
09:25Prove the name of that perfume.
09:28Go ahead.
09:29Ask Siti.
09:31Huh?
09:32You go first.
09:33I can't trust you.
09:35Hello, Siti.
09:36Yes?
09:38Could you show me the perfume called Vanessa?
09:42Calling Vanessa.
09:44Called.
09:45Called.
09:46Not calling.
09:47Called.
09:48Not calling.
09:49Hello, babe.
09:50How are you?
09:59Siti, call an ambulance.
10:00Siti, call an ambulance.
10:01I don't have money.
10:02I don't have money.
10:03I don't have money.
10:04You're a beast, Siti.
10:05You're a beast.
10:06You're a beast.
10:07There you go.
10:09What's this?
10:11This is your favorite.
10:14Come back again.
10:16Okay.
10:17Bye.
10:18Bye.
10:19Hey.
10:20Yes?
10:21Can I borrow a beer?
10:24Borrow again?
10:25Your debt is too long.
10:26Pay it first.
10:29You're too much.
10:31You don't care about me.
10:32Do you know how sad I am right now?
10:34Huh?
10:35I lost my job when I was courting.
10:38It's hard when you're bashed at work.
10:41I feel ashamed in the office.
10:43I'm laughing.
10:44I'm sad right now.
10:46Hey.
10:47I used to work in an office too.
10:49And I know that.
10:50I was bashed too.
10:55How's Sonia?
10:58You're courting Sonia?
10:59And you got bashed?
11:00Yes.
11:02Sonia loves me so much.
11:04But she doesn't like me.
11:08That's so sad.
11:10That's good.
11:11Go get a beer.
11:12Tell me.
11:13Beer?
11:17Here.
11:19Do you know?
11:21Sonia is a nice girl.
11:23She's so nice.
11:25We eat together.
11:27Our house is just nearby.
11:30We go in together.
11:32And we go home together.
11:34That's everyday.
11:36Everyday.
11:38You have a big mouth.
11:40Yes.
11:41You have a big mouth.
11:42Okay.
11:44Here.
11:45One of this.
11:47This is crackers.
11:49Three of this.
11:51I'll get it.
11:52I'll drink it.
11:54Okay.
11:55Tell me.
11:57Mmm.
11:59You know?
12:00It's deep.
12:02And the wound is deep too.
12:05Because we're always together.
12:07You know?
12:08I can't help it if my heart falls for her.
12:12Here.
12:15You're scared?
12:17Mmm.
12:19More beer?
12:20More beer?
12:21Here.
12:22Mmm.
12:23This is good.
12:24It's different.
12:26He'll finish it.
12:27Mmm.
12:28So did you court Sonia?
12:30Yes.
12:32Of course.
12:33You know?
12:34My heart fell for her.
12:35Then I felt that her heart fell for me too.
12:40That's good.
12:41Then what happened?
12:42Here.
12:44Cheers, sir.
12:45Cheers.
12:46Here.
12:47Mmm.
12:49Sometimes,
12:51we drink at the office.
12:53Mmm.
12:54The problem is
12:55when I get drunk,
12:57I lose myself.
12:59I forget everything.
13:01Everything?
13:02Yes.
13:04Okay. Then what happened?
13:05Here.
13:09I was really drunk then.
13:10Mmm.
13:11I saw Sonia.
13:12Mmm.
13:13She dumped me.
13:15Immediately.
13:16Because she doesn't like drunk people.
13:18She doesn't like drunk people.
13:20The next day,
13:22when we met,
13:23Mmm.
13:24I suddenly kissed her.
13:26I kissed her.
13:27Why did you kiss her?
13:28You were drunk.
13:29That's because
13:30I was drunk last night.
13:31Yes.
13:32I was drunk that night.
13:33I forgot
13:35that she dumped me.
13:37I thought she answered me.
13:39That's why
13:40I kissed her.
13:41Mmm.
13:42Is that really happening to you?
13:45Yes.
13:47I was so embarrassed.
13:49That's why I resigned from my job
13:51and moved house.
13:52Immediately.
13:54Immediately.
13:56I thought you were sad.
13:58You know what?
13:59I'll accompany you.
14:00Let's have a drink.
14:01Let's go out.
14:02Okay.
14:03I'll just open this.
14:05Here.
14:07What's inside?
14:08What's inside?
14:09What's inside?
14:10Let's have a drink.
14:11Let's go out.
14:12What's inside?
14:13There's a lot.
14:14Yes.
14:16Sonia is really rich.
14:19I was the one who kissed her.
14:21That's because
14:24Mmm.
14:32So,
14:34what do you think?
14:35Mmm.
14:36Who's the one
14:37who's sadder than me?
14:40Huh?
14:42You're right.
14:43Mmm.
14:44Your experience is sadder.
14:46Of course.
14:48It's really sadder.
14:50Because you know,
14:51until now,
14:53Sonia is still here.
14:55I can't forget her.
14:57Wait.
14:59You can't forget Sonia.
15:01But maybe later,
15:02you'll forget your debt to me.
15:05What?
15:08Debt?
15:10What debt?
15:12I've been telling you
15:13that when you're drunk,
15:14you forget everything.
15:16You owe me something.
15:17What?
15:18Am I not going to hope
15:19that you'll pay me back?
15:20That's why I don't want to drink with you.
15:22Hey, hey, hey.
15:24Let me go.
15:26Hey.
15:27This is not a gambling.
15:28Huh?
15:30How much did I owe you?
15:32Huh?
15:34Two thousand.
15:35Huh?
15:36Yes.
15:37And this drink we're drinking,
15:38right?
15:39It's on sale.
15:40Two thousand.
15:41Two thousand?
15:42Yes.
15:43Okay, okay.
15:44But,
15:46is it okay
15:47if I pay you back on Saturday?
15:49Saturday?
15:51On Saturday?
15:52Yes, I promise.
15:53Promise, okay?
15:54Just don't get drunk
15:55before Saturday, okay?
15:57Okay?
15:58Sure.
15:59Okay.
16:00Let's drink.
16:01I'm drunk.
16:04Thank you very much.
16:05You made me happy.
16:07Thank you for your time.
16:08I have money on Saturday.
16:12It's like,
16:13it's fun.
16:16I'm just drunk.
16:18It's like you're sad.
16:21Hey,
16:22what is it?
16:23You're hurting me.
16:25We're not together.
16:29What is it?
16:30Why are you getting mad at me again?
16:33What if we see Cindy at the mall?
16:35Is that my fault?
16:37I didn't say it's your fault.
16:38I said something.
16:39Why are you getting mad at me?
16:40Your smile.
16:41Your smile.
16:42What about my smile?
16:43Your smile earlier.
16:44What about my smile?
16:45You're so stupid.
16:47What's wrong with you?
16:48It's nothing.
16:49You're like Alden.
16:50It's nothing like that.
16:51You look like you're going crazy.
16:52You're making me mad.
16:53You even left the shopping bags.
16:54Did you hit me?
16:55Did I hit you?
16:56I didn't mean to.
16:57I'm sorry.
16:58Does it hurt?
16:59Of course it hurts.
17:00You're mad at me, right?
17:01I'm mad at you.
17:02I'm sorry.
17:03But do you know what hurts more?
17:04What?
17:05What hurts more
17:06is that you're flirting with the guy in front of me.
17:08No, I'm not.
17:09I'm not.
17:10I'm not flirting with him.
17:11I'm not flirting with him.
17:12You're not flirting with him?
17:13No.
17:14I'm just asking how he's doing.
17:15How he's doing?
17:16Yes.
17:17Do you even have arms like that?
17:19No.
17:20It's just that I'm having an affair.
17:21You heard what happened earlier, right?
17:23His wife died last year.
17:25I'm having an affair.
17:26Yes.
17:27Yes.
17:28I heard that.
17:29Yes.
17:30I saw your face.
17:31What face?
17:32You were so happy when you said,
17:34you're a widow now.
17:36It's nothing.
17:37You're not smiling.
17:38But I can see
17:39that you're so happy.
17:40Why are you so happy?
17:41It's nothing.
17:42You're a widow now.
17:43Do you think
17:44you have a chance?
17:45Do you think you have a chance?
17:46It's nothing.
17:47Do you think
17:48you'll be able to get back together?
17:49It's nothing.
17:50First love never dies.
17:51It's nothing.
17:52Wow.
17:53It's nothing.
17:54It's nothing.
17:55It's nothing.
17:56It's nothing.
17:57What are you thinking?
17:59Come here.
18:00Come here.
18:01Where are you going?
18:02Come here.
18:03I don't want to.
18:04I have a surprise for you.
18:10Come here.
18:13What is that?
18:14I have something to show you.
18:18What is that?
18:19You know what?
18:21Even though you're always mad at me,
18:23I still think of you.
18:25Even though you're always mad at me,
18:27I still think of you.
18:30That's why,
18:32this is for you.
18:35What is this?
18:36What is this?
18:37This is for Cindy.
18:39She's an IND.
18:41She's helping me.
18:42That's why.
18:43I bought you a lottery ticket.
18:47Lottery ticket?
18:48Lottery ticket.
18:49Lottery ticket.
18:50I bought you a lottery ticket.
18:55Memorial plan?
18:56Yes.
18:57You bought me a grave?
18:58What?
18:59Why?
19:00Are you manifesting that I'm going to die?
19:01It's nothing.
19:02As soon as possible?
19:03Is this a curse, sir?
19:04Is this a curse?
19:05Are you a widow?
19:06I don't have one.
19:07Respect me.
19:08I'll buy you food.
19:10Wait.
19:11You're too much.
19:13What?
19:14It's the thought that counts.
19:17Count.
19:20Wait.
19:21Wait.
19:22Wait.
19:33How are you?
19:34You're looking good.
19:36Who is he?
19:38He's Bogart, my ex.
19:40Oh, he's Patrick.
19:42He's my boyfriend now.
19:44Bogart, isn't that your dog's name?
19:48Wait, did you name your dog after me?
19:52We're both dog lovers.
19:54And it's a naughty dog.
19:56It has a hard head.
19:58It's messy.
20:00You're too much.
20:02You're ruining me.
20:04You're the one who's messy.
20:08I don't have a hard head.
20:10I'm not naughty.
20:12There are things in my life that I like.
20:14That's why we have a clash.
20:16I'm not messy. You're just being nosy.
20:18Wait a minute.
20:20Are you two friends?
20:22I'm not just agreeing with what he said.
20:24Oh, so that's how you're agreeing.
20:26You two should be friends.
20:28You're both men.
20:30You're too much.
20:32Calm down.
20:34Sit down.
20:36Gosh.
20:38Patrick?
20:40Phoebe.
20:42Phoebe?
20:44She's my ex.
20:46Isn't that your dog's name?
20:48Wait, did you name your dog after me?
20:52We're both dog lovers.
20:54And it's a naughty dog.
20:56It has a hard head.
20:58Is this a joke?
21:00She named her dog after her ex
21:02because of his good qualities.
21:04I don't know.
21:06Maybe it's because she still has feelings for her ex.
21:10Yeah.
21:12Actually, we broke up in good terms.
21:14Unlike the others.
21:16It looks like there's bitterness.
21:18Wait a minute.
21:20She's making us listen to her.
21:22Let's defend ourselves.
21:24First of all, we're not bitter.
21:26I'm not bitter?
21:28Why are you fighting?
21:30You're fighting each other.
21:32What if something happens?
21:34What if something happens?
21:36What if something happens?
21:50Can you leave?
21:52Why?
21:54Can't you see?
21:56No pets allowed!
22:04Get out!
22:10This is your payment!
22:24Leave.
22:28Leave.
22:40Girls, are you ready?
22:42Yes!
22:44You know who's going to get married next year.
22:50One.
22:54Two.
22:58Three.
23:00Four.
23:02It's inside!
23:04It's inside, girls!
23:06I can't wait to get married next year!
23:08Oh my God!
23:10What are you talking about?
23:14Sis, why?
23:16The bouquet is inside.
23:20I'm so excited!
23:22That's not the bride's bouquet.
23:24Huh?
23:26This is the bride's bouquet.
23:32Where did you get that?
23:34Did you eat it?
23:44I'm so jealous, sis.
23:46I'm so jealous.
23:48You know what?
23:50I'm so jealous.
23:54I'm so jealous.
24:04Good morning, everyone.
24:06Good morning, sir.
24:08Welcome to our summer conference.
24:10Right now, I just want to experience the essence of hotness.
24:12I want our discussions to be heated
24:14and your passion for work burning.
24:16Okay? Is that clear?
24:18Sir, yes, sir.
24:20Hey, hey, hey.
24:22I don't want you repeating yourself again and again.
24:24That would be double redundancy.
24:26Okay? Now, report your reports.
24:28Me first?
24:30Yes.
24:32Sir, I want to project a project
24:34where income will come in
24:36all at once
24:38at the same time
24:40in an instant.
24:42Brilliantly brilliant.
24:44Sir,
24:46I propose a proposal
24:48where input should be put in
24:50even if it's from put in.
24:52Right?
24:54Magnificently magnificent.
24:56Thank you, sir.
24:58Sir?
25:00Since I want to be different presently,
25:02I would like to present a present.
25:04A present?
25:06But my birthday was yesterday.
25:08But yesterday, I was absent.
25:10I thought you forgot.
25:12You thought?
25:14You're so thoughtful.
25:16I'm thoughtful?
25:18I'm very sorry, sir.
25:20But it's better late than absent.
25:22Dimitri,
25:24to make the long story short,
25:26just start in the end.
25:28Sir,
25:30the bus I was riding
25:32experienced a hold up.
25:34Yes.
25:36I tried to fight.
25:38There was a betting around the bus.
25:40But they got the best out of me.
25:42I'm very sorry to hear that, Dimitri.
25:44But you said you tried to fight back?
25:46Yes, sir.
25:48I tried to put
25:50my best foot forward.
25:52But the hold up
25:54was so fast and said,
25:56break a leg.
25:58Now,
26:00the doctor said
26:02that my bones,
26:04they cannot make
26:06both ends meet.
26:08Wow.
26:10Excuse me,
26:12where do you think you're going
26:14with all your things?
26:16I'm very sorry, sir.
26:18But I'm not
26:20comfortably comfortable
26:22with my OOTD of the day.
26:24OOTD of the day?
26:26That's double redundancy.
26:28Why are you repeating yourself?
26:30What do you mean?
26:32I see the sea.
26:34So,
26:36I think I should change
26:38my outfit into a swimsuit
26:40to suit my swimming.
26:42Sir,
26:44I see the sea too.
26:46Well, I can see that you see
26:48the sea.
26:50So, I think we should just stop this meeting
26:52and take a dip in the deep.
26:54Let's go.
26:56Let's go.
26:58Let's go.
27:086,
27:105,
27:124,
27:143,
27:162,
27:181.
27:3830s, 40s,
27:4050s, 60s.
27:42This is for you.
27:48I'd rather spend the day
27:50inside my bedroom
27:52Parang three times in a row
27:54ako nag restroom
27:56Di magkatayo
27:58tinatamano na
28:00A thousand hours
28:02magpuu
28:04Ang tiyan nakaumbok
28:06Lagi pangimpaan to
28:08Gustaway ka mo
28:10The pain is manageable
28:12Naninig ka sumagay
28:14Hilot medyo magapa
28:16Can't feel my limbs
28:18But I think I'm okay
28:20I think I'm feeling super young
28:22Hindi tumatanda
28:24Pinipilit makisali
28:26sa mga bata
28:28Nalilit ko na sa
28:30active shave
28:32Kung may nakakahay
28:34At pagkininan ko
28:36Ang cellphone to
28:38Ang layo na
28:40Kiyang ko tay nilarayo
28:42Masa tanda
28:44Atay testing
28:46Diplomatics day
28:48High blood sugar
28:50Atay
28:52Lagi sa stoma
28:54Kin sa picture
28:56At ang hirap
28:58Pimentin ang aking figure
29:00Workout maski
29:02Di wala ng energy
29:04Bike out na
29:06On both my feet
29:08Kahit may edad
29:10Pwede pa to
29:12Sa gamot gumingas
29:14Ang tuhod ko
29:16Di magpapasapaw
29:18Ang mic inaagaw
29:20Kahit sa videoke
29:22Sigaw ng sigaw
29:24Ang tiyan nakaumbok
29:26Lagi pangimpaan to
29:28Gustaway ka mo
29:30The pain is manageable
29:32Pass away
29:33Naninigas sa umaga
29:35Hinihirot medyo magapa
29:37Can't tell my limbs
29:38But I think I'm okay
29:40Kung may itong pinit
29:41Super young
29:42Hindi pumatanda
29:44Pinit-pinit magisari
29:46Sa mga bata
29:48Nalilit ko na sa
29:50active shave
29:52Kung may nakakahay
29:56At pagkininan ko
29:58Kailangon ko layu
30:00Napating
30:01Puna di rarayu
30:03Masatanda
30:05At the 15 supplements each day
30:08High blood sugar
30:10At night
30:28Habang pumilipas ang araw
30:30Ay lumalala
30:32Laging may hingal
30:34Di makahinga
30:36May maintenance na everyday
30:39For the rest of my life
30:58Yeah!
31:10Ang pinakapalpak sa game natin kanina
31:12Baparasahan natin si Diego
31:14At si Kokoy
31:16O, kita mo
31:17Alam niyo na kung saan kayo papuesto
31:19Ihandaan ang pagmumuka
31:21Si Diego ba?
31:22Lagi nakahandaan muka niyan
31:23Lagi yan
31:24O, si Diego at saka si Kokoy
31:26Ready?
31:27And 5, 6, 7, go!
31:30Puesto, puesto, puesto!
31:32Ay, wala, sandali
31:34Wala nang cover e
31:35O, wala, o
31:39And 1, 2, 3, go!
31:41O, wala, o
31:43Go, Licelle!
31:44Talong, talong, talong, talong, talong!
31:45Okay, yay!
31:481, 2, 3
31:49Yes!
31:50O, Diego, pumas!
31:52Pumaso ka!
31:54Yes!
31:59Go, Betong!
32:02And last!
32:04Last na ba yan?
32:05Di pa, may dalawa pa tayo
32:06Ayan, o, o
32:07Anika, anika, anika
32:08Isa pa?
32:09Gusto mo ubusin mo lahat o?
32:10Gusto mo mag-uwi?
32:11And
32:12O, wala, maglatago si Diego
32:15Licelle, meron pa tayong konti
32:17O, sorry
32:18Ayaw na, o
32:19Isa pa, isa pa, isa pa, isa pa, isa pa
32:211, 2, 3
32:23Pasok!
32:24Okay!
32:25Ay, wait na, kuya Pau
32:26Ano?
32:27Adito pa rin yung plastic
32:28Adyan pa rin yung mga plastic
32:29Nasa bulsa pa rin, o, Diego
32:31Nasa bulsa pa rin yung plastic
32:36Maraming, maraming salamat, Angelica and Licelle
32:38Asok kayo
32:39Asok kayo yung dalawa
32:40Thank you very much, Angelica and Licelle
32:42Kasama natin
32:43Kitangin, kitangin, kitangin next week
32:44For more tao, more saya
32:45Dito sa Longest Running Gag Show ng Pansabi
32:47This is
32:48Bubblegum!
32:52Ay, ay, ay
32:55O, magse-
32:56O, o, o, o
32:58Magse-selfie pa
33:00Magse-selfie
33:01Pabahala, mag-selfie tayo
33:02Ano ba?
33:03Dito ka muna, huwag ka nang patulog
33:04Asan yung phone?
33:05Asan yung phone?
33:06Asan yung phone?
33:08Okay, magse-selfie ka na
33:11Dun, Angelica
33:131, 2, 3
33:15Maraming kami, kumipagyan niya
33:21Okay
33:24Okay