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  • 5/17/2025
Dad Revealing Only 1% Of His True Power. @Solidjj

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00:00You think you should be the leader of this house?
00:02I am.
00:03Hold on, there's a lot to consider.
00:04What is there to talk about? I take the blame for literally everything.
00:07And I literally pay for everything. Have you seen your food bills?
00:12Not cheap, I'll tell you that much.
00:13That hardly seems fair, Dad. I mean, we pay our fair share from time to time.
00:16Your allowance comes from me. You're paying me with my own money, genius.
00:20You know, he's got a point.
00:21Shut it.
00:22There are many things to consider in being a leader, like doing every conceivable chore invented by the COP.
00:28COP? Council of Parents.
00:30What good is doing chores if your weaknesses outweigh them tenfold?
00:33What is that supposed to mean?
00:34You suck at doing chores, Einstein!
00:36He's got you there, Ryan.
00:37Like you're any better.
00:38Every toy you have, you throw away after three minutes of looking at it.
00:42And your attention span is worse than the dumbest goldfish out there.
00:46What?
00:49And you!
00:51Who are you again?