Cohabinating Lover - Full Movie
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00:00:00Excuse me. What are you doing? I'm opening my apartment door. What does it look like?
00:00:15No, that is my apartment. I just got the keys.
00:00:21Yeah, I think you're mixed up, princess. Maybe you're in 105.
00:00:26Nice try. I think I know what my apartment is. I think you're in 105.
00:00:33Yeah, I don't think so. Bye-bye now, and good luck with whatever it is you've got going on.
00:00:51Case in point.
00:00:52No, no. What the hell are you doing?
00:00:54Let go of the door, asshole.
00:00:56I am not an asshole. This is my door.
00:00:58It's my apartment.
00:00:59No, it is not.
00:01:00Water out there. I'm trying to watch the game.
00:01:12Can you tell her this is my apartment?
00:01:14I checked. It seems my husband made a mistake and double-leased this apartment to both of you.
00:01:20Okay, well, is there another unit you could give her? Because I'm not leaving.
00:01:24Well, I am not leaving.
00:01:25Unfortunately, this is our last available unit.
00:01:28Well, I sincerely hope that you can figure something else out.
00:01:31I will pay double deposit if you let me have this place.
00:01:34Excuse me?
00:01:35Ma'am, I'm serious. You have no idea how badly I need this.
00:01:40Here. Take my credit card.
00:01:51What? How? How?
00:01:57Well, well, well. Can I have the apartment now?
00:02:00No. No. I paid the deposit and got approved.
00:02:04Same as you.
00:02:05Unfortunately, Mr. Rhodes did apply first.
00:02:08Oh, please. Call me Andy.
00:02:13Andy! How could you be this cruel?
00:02:18First, you leave me at the altar, and now you're trying to steal our apartment?
00:02:23You know, I really thought that you loved me. Are you too?
00:02:26No. No, no, no. I don't know this woman. I've never met her before in my life.
00:02:32We celebrated our five-year anniversary in April, and our first date was on the pier.
00:02:37You won me an octopus, Andy.
00:02:39An octo-what? Seriously, I don't know this woman.
00:02:43Ma'am, if he says he doesn't know you, I have to abide by policy, and I...
00:02:47It's just...
00:02:51I'm pregnant!
00:02:53You can't abandon me. On the streets. With a baby on the way.
00:03:04With a baby on the way?
00:03:06No, no, no. You can't believe a word she is saying. She is crazy!
00:03:09Mr. Rhodes, if you can't reconcile with your poor fiancé, I'm going to have to call security.
00:03:18Since you both paid a deposit, the first two months' rent is covered.
00:03:25Okay, who are you?
00:03:26You don't recognize the girl you left at the altar?
00:03:30It really hurts, Andy.
00:03:33Okay, look, I had to do something. Today was my wedding day, and I just really couldn't go through with it, so I ran.
00:03:39Yeah, I kind of gathered that.
00:03:41My credit cards are frozen. Oh, my bank account is probably drained, too. Look, it was really an emergency.
00:03:45Okay, what is your name?
00:03:49Corinne. Corinne Car- um... Car-ter.
00:03:54Okay, Corinne. You know, you seem really nice and sane and all,
00:03:59but emergency or not, you just manipulated your way into my apartment.
00:04:03Your apartment? Well, you did hear her, right? I did pay half of the rent for the next two months.
00:04:09Oh, well, how are you going to pay that when it's up? You're broke.
00:04:14I will figure it out, okay? Just relax.
00:04:22No, don't. Don't do this, Andy. Look, this is a bad idea. You don't even know her. Why would you feel bad for her? It makes no sense.
00:04:29Hmm.
00:04:42Um, I think you lost something there. Magic Mike?
00:04:50I think you lost something there. Magic Mike?
00:04:53Oh, on the contrary. I'm making myself at home.
00:04:58This is my apartment, so I can wear or not wear whatever I want.
00:05:03Are you sure you can handle this arrangement? You've never lived with a guy before.
00:05:08You might want to back down. I don't want to make you uncomfortable.
00:05:24Rest assured, despite this tempting face and this nice body, I will be just fine.
00:05:36The real question is whether you will be.
00:05:42Um, what, uh, what's this book?
00:05:48Well, you would know if it wasn't upside down.
00:05:54Ugh.
00:05:58I'm cleaning this one. What?
00:06:00Did someone mess everything? No, I wanted that room.
00:06:03Ugh, come on. It gets the good light and everything.
00:06:06It should have been faster done.
00:06:16Hey, Corinne. I heard what happened. I'm so sorry.
00:06:20It's okay, Monica. I mean, it's probably for the best. It was my choice after all.
00:06:25That's good to hear.
00:06:27So, I sent your severance package to your personal email. Since your work email was deactivated,
00:06:32just take a look and sign it when you can.
00:06:34My what?
00:06:35Your severance package. Did your dad not-
00:06:38He's firing me?
00:06:40Oh my god.
00:06:41Corinne, I'm so sorry.
00:06:43I would love to help you, but-
00:06:45Your dad threatened me.
00:06:46Well, it sounds like him.
00:06:47No, it's okay, Monica. I got an apartment.
00:06:51At least I have somewhere to live.
00:06:53Well, that's good. How's the new place?
00:06:55It's... fine.
00:06:59Ugh, my roommate. He's kind of an asshole.
00:07:02But he's fine.
00:07:03He? You're living with a guy?
00:07:05Yeah, it's a really long story. Remind me to tell you about it at some point.
00:07:09Well, is he hot at least?
00:07:13Yeah, and it makes it kind of worse.
00:07:15Well, you let me know if he tries anything.
00:07:17I'll come over there and teach him a lesson.
00:07:19I've gotta go.
00:07:20I'm really sorry, Cory. I'll catch you later.
00:07:23Bye.
00:07:28And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...
00:07:41Corinne, hurry up. I need to pee.
00:07:45Okay.
00:07:52Sorry, what did you say? It's loud in here.
00:07:55Look, get out. I need to pee.
00:07:59No, just take your time. It's not like the rest of us have bladders or anything.
00:08:02Look, I've got a job interview, and I've got to look my best. Okay?
00:08:07Okay.
00:08:12Hello?
00:08:13What are you still doing in here?
00:08:15I am not done with my hair.
00:08:17You can go ahead. I'm not going to look.
00:08:19Are you insane? I can't use the bathroom while you're in it.
00:08:22Wow, I really didn't take you for a prude, Andy.
00:08:26I guess you're just going to have to wait a little bit longer.
00:08:28Are you serious? I'm going to be late for work.
00:08:32Okay, fine. Catch you later.
00:08:37Okay, get it together, Andy. She's just your roommate.
00:08:43Oh my god!
00:08:46Well, Corinne, your experience at the Carlton Group speaks for itself.
00:08:52And with a sharp wit like that, you'll fit right in here at TurnTide.
00:08:57Where can you start?
00:08:58I can actually start right now.
00:09:00Excellent. The boss will love you.
00:09:04He has been looking for a decent person to fill this empty position on his team for months.
00:09:09I can introduce you.
00:09:11Wait, that would be perfect.
00:09:12Let's go.
00:09:13Great.
00:09:16Come on in.
00:09:20I'm Corinne.
00:09:23Yes, the promising candidate I was telling you about.
00:09:27I just interviewed her, and I think she'll be a perfect fit.
00:09:31I'll leave you guys to it.
00:09:35So this is the interview that you spent an hour preparing for.
00:09:40Well, too bad you won't be getting the job.
00:09:46Well, too bad you won't be getting the job.
00:09:49Wait, that's not fair.
00:09:51I had no idea that this was your ad agency, okay?
00:09:53And you cannot punish me for an innocent mistake.
00:09:56Well, actually, as it is my ad agency, I can do whatever I want.
00:10:00Okay, well then how do you expect me to pay your precious little rent?
00:10:03If I don't have a job.
00:10:05It's easy.
00:10:06Go find a job somewhere else.
00:10:09Leave.
00:10:20Oh my god.
00:10:23I am so sorry, I was not looking where I was going.
00:10:27Oh, are you reading Apricots?
00:10:30I love this book, I read it in high school.
00:10:32I really have never met anyone who's actually read it.
00:10:35Oh, um, Miss Rosenberg.
00:10:37I didn't know you were coming in today.
00:10:39Please, step into my office and we can discuss the rebranding.
00:10:42No worries at all, I was early.
00:10:44I just met your very impressive associate.
00:10:47I feel good about turntive media already.
00:10:50You know, it's so nice to see such bright minds here.
00:10:53Well, actually...
00:10:54Uh, yes.
00:10:55Thank you, this is Corinne.
00:10:57She is the newest addition to our marketing team.
00:10:59It's her first day.
00:11:01It is?
00:11:04It is?
00:11:05Yep.
00:11:06It is?
00:11:07It is.
00:11:08Go wait in the break room, I'll give you a tour in a second.
00:11:11You better treat her nicely, Rhodes.
00:11:13I would steal her from my company in a heartbeat.
00:11:31Awesome.
00:11:35Hi, I'm Corinne.
00:11:37I'm new to the team.
00:11:38We saw.
00:11:40You really put on a show out there.
00:11:43You need anything, Corinne?
00:11:45Oh, wait, are you the coffee girl?
00:11:47You know, I would really, really love a matcha latte.
00:11:49We only have coffee, I'm afraid.
00:11:51I'll make you some.
00:11:52I'm a summer.
00:12:00So, what were your names again?
00:12:08Lilia.
00:12:09Welcome to Turntide Media.
00:12:20Uh, Mr. Rhodes would like to see you in his office.
00:12:30Come in.
00:12:37What the hell happened to you?
00:12:39I...
00:12:41It was the coffee machine.
00:12:42Super finicky.
00:12:44Do you mind if I go home and change?
00:12:46You're living out of a duffel bag.
00:12:48Do you have anything to change into?
00:12:50Okay.
00:12:54Here.
00:12:55Take my card.
00:12:57Go get yourself some new clothes.
00:12:59We have a client meeting later tonight.
00:13:01You can't go looking like that.
00:13:03But, no, I couldn't take your...
00:13:04No, take it.
00:13:05I see it as an investment in company talent.
00:13:08Take it, Corinne.
00:13:11Alright then.
00:13:13So, I'll see you back at the apartment and we can go from there?
00:13:16See you.
00:13:19Have fun.
00:13:20I will.
00:13:21Bye.
00:13:29Bye.
00:13:49What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:54What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:14:00Who spends $10,000 in one afternoon
00:14:04using somebody else's money?
00:14:07Fuck.
00:14:09I'm sorry.
00:14:10Did you just say $10,000?
00:14:12Yes.
00:14:13My bank called me.
00:14:14They thought my credit card was stolen.
00:14:15Oh my god.
00:14:16What the hell, Corinne?
00:14:17I'm so sorry.
00:14:18I didn't even look at the tax.
00:14:19I just picked out things that I liked.
00:14:20This is how you shop?
00:14:21At high-end luxury stores without looking at the price?
00:14:24I mean, before you ran away, what were you?
00:14:26Look, I will return everything.
00:14:27I have the receipt, okay?
00:14:28It's somewhere.
00:14:31I promise that this will all be resolved by tomorrow.
00:14:35Corinne.
00:14:37I'm not happy about how this happened, but
00:14:40don't go to the trouble.
00:14:41It's whatever.
00:14:42Now, come on.
00:14:43We have to go meet with that client.
00:14:44So, chop chop.
00:14:46Whatever?
00:14:47You're not mad?
00:14:48I mean, I was when I thought you were taking advantage of me,
00:14:50but it turns out you are just completely financially irresponsible.
00:14:53Hey!
00:14:54Am I wrong?
00:14:56Look, I can return everything, okay?
00:14:58Look, just forget it.
00:14:59It's not a big deal.
00:15:04$10,000 down the drain and it's just...
00:15:08whatever?
00:15:11As you like.
00:15:23Apologies for the delay, Mr. Kepner.
00:15:25Rush hour traffic.
00:15:26No matter, boy.
00:15:30Now, who do we have here?
00:15:31Oh, Corinne Carter.
00:15:33I am the new marketing associate with Turntide Media.
00:15:36Brought her along as part of the onboarding process.
00:15:38She'll be shadowing this meeting.
00:15:40Well, if I had known you hire such magnificent specimens at your agency, Rhodes,
00:15:46I'd have given you the deal right then.
00:15:54Well, of course, we would be honored if you would choose us, but...
00:15:58I would hope it's for less superficial reasons, but...
00:16:01I'm assuming you're joking.
00:16:04How about I get us some drinks?
00:16:10Tell you what, Miss...
00:16:12Karen...
00:16:14Carla?
00:16:16Have a nightcap with me later,
00:16:18and the deal is yours.
00:16:21Excuse me?
00:16:22Oh, it's a really good deal, honey.
00:16:24It's just one night.
00:16:26You do want to make your boss proud, don't you?
00:16:31Look, I don't know who the fuck you think you are,
00:16:33and you're probably too drunk to even realize,
00:16:35but I am not that kind of girl, okay?
00:16:37I do play nice with men like you,
00:16:39so why don't you just keep your dirty hands off of me?
00:16:44You let an employee talk to a client like that?
00:16:47Do you own our business or not?
00:16:53Well?
00:17:03You mean, am I gonna let a client talk to an employee like that?
00:17:06And the answer's no!
00:17:08You punched me.
00:17:09You punched me!
00:17:11You know who I am, boy?
00:17:13I do now.
00:17:14Let's go.
00:17:22Let's go.
00:17:38Oh, shit.
00:17:46How to dust.
00:17:53Okay, well, I don't have whatever that is.
00:18:08Shit!
00:18:13Okay.
00:18:14What are you doing in my...
00:18:19Oh, my God.
00:18:21Oh, my God.
00:18:22What did you do?
00:18:24It was an accident.
00:18:25I barely touched it.
00:18:26It just fell.
00:18:27You ruined the only thing I have left of my first dog?
00:18:30On accident?
00:18:32Oh, my God.
00:18:33I am so sorry.
00:18:35I'm going to sweep it up.
00:18:36No.
00:18:37No!
00:18:38Get out.
00:18:39Get out!
00:18:44Get out!
00:18:46Wait, you can't kick me out.
00:18:47This is my apartment, too.
00:18:49I'll make sure you get the deposit back.
00:18:51Leave!
00:18:54Wait, I don't have my phone or wallet or anything, Andy.
00:18:57Look, I can't go anywhere.
00:19:00Andy!
00:19:08I'm sorry, little guy.
00:19:12No more roommates.
00:19:19No more roommates.
00:19:27Was she trying to clean my room?
00:19:45Corinne!
00:19:49Corinne!
00:20:08Okay, I guess this will do.
00:20:20Wow, I wonder what happened to her.
00:20:23Sleeping in the office in pajamas?
00:20:26It's a first.
00:20:27Do you think she got kicked out of her apartment by her boyfriend?
00:20:31Two.
00:20:32It's morning already.
00:20:34Nice pajamas.
00:20:38Leave me alone.
00:20:43Corinne, I'll see you in my office, please.
00:20:50Okay.
00:21:03Go home and change.
00:21:07I thought you evicted me.
00:21:09Half of the office has already seen you like this.
00:21:11Don't you want to change?
00:21:19No.
00:21:43This is not a good idea.
00:21:45It's just not there yet.
00:21:47Have you guys seen Corinne yet?
00:21:50You mean since this morning?
00:21:52No.
00:21:54How unprofessional.
00:22:01Corinne!
00:22:04Corinne!
00:22:18Corinne?
00:22:19Corinne.
00:22:20Hey, are you okay?
00:22:39Corinne.
00:22:43You're burning up.
00:22:45Why?
00:22:46No, you have a fever.
00:22:49Stay here, I'll get some medicine.
00:22:59Hey, come on, take this.
00:23:02Come on.
00:23:10I'll let you sleep.
00:23:13I'm sorry, just...
00:23:16Let me stay.
00:23:43Why am I naked?
00:23:47Why am I naked?
00:23:54So, um...
00:23:56Relax.
00:23:58I'm familiar with the human body.
00:24:00I don't even have one of my own.
00:24:02But you want me to take this off so that we're even?
00:24:06No, I've seen enough of you, thank you very much.
00:24:09Let's just pretend that this never happened, alright?
00:24:14Are you feeling better?
00:24:16I think so.
00:24:18But I'm starving.
00:24:20There's muffins on the counter.
00:24:27You got muffins.
00:24:30They were a gift from a client.
00:24:32Don't eat them all.
00:24:34Uh-huh.
00:24:36Who the hell are you?
00:24:38What the hell are you?
00:24:40What are you doing in Andy's apartment?
00:24:42Are you the maid or something?
00:24:44Excuse you, I live here.
00:24:46And you haven't explained who you are yet.
00:24:48I'm Betty, Andy's fiancée.
00:24:54I'm Betty, Andy's fiancée.
00:24:56Uh, not my fiancée.
00:24:58Betty, just because our parents shook hands
00:25:00doesn't mean you're my fiancée.
00:25:02My fiancée?
00:25:04Betty, just because our parents shook hands on it
00:25:06before we were born doesn't make it real.
00:25:08Now please, stop stalking me.
00:25:11Well, I wouldn't have to stalk you if you hadn't ghosted me.
00:25:14Oh damn, this apartment's even dingier than the last one.
00:25:17You ghosted her?
00:25:19Oh, that is so bad.
00:25:23You know, would you have preferred that I file a restraining order?
00:25:25Ooh, that is really bad too.
00:25:27Girl, I would just cut it now.
00:25:29Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
00:25:31Oh, what, do you think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:25:36Well, actually, yes.
00:25:38What?
00:25:39Yes, and we are very happy.
00:25:44Well, I guess this apartment came with more than one downgrade.
00:25:47Excuse you.
00:25:48Come on, Andy.
00:25:50Stop playing hard to get. You know we belong together.
00:25:53No. Now leave before I call the police.
00:25:55You're not serious.
00:25:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:02I knew it was weird for the owner of an advertising agency to be in this apartment.
00:26:06How many girls are going to be knocking on our door, Andy?
00:26:14How many girls are going to be knocking on our door, Andy?
00:26:16Shut up, and it's none of your business.
00:26:19My big shot roommate is a playboy with a trail of broken hearts.
00:26:24How lucky am I for the free entertainment.
00:26:32Mrs. Rhodes.
00:26:34It's a pleasure to have you here at Turntide.
00:26:38Who's your guest?
00:26:39Oh, Andrew. This is Mr. Carlton.
00:26:42Of the Carlton Group.
00:26:44The one and only.
00:26:47Mr. Carlton, would you mind if I had a word with Mrs. Rhodes?
00:26:50Melissa here will show you upstairs.
00:26:58What? Did I do something wrong?
00:27:00Why are you here? Again?
00:27:02To bring you another outstanding opportunity.
00:27:06Andy, Mr. Carlton can improve your standing immensely. Come on now.
00:27:11Mom, I have told you a million times, I want to make a name for myself.
00:27:16Stop meddling in my business.
00:27:18You know what? You are going to hear him out.
00:27:21Now let's not keep him waiting. Come on now.
00:27:31What are you looking for?
00:27:33I can't seem to find the file on the Braxton project.
00:27:37You know, I think Andy took that into his office.
00:27:39Oh.
00:27:44Somebody's about to get in trouble.
00:27:49Oh.
00:27:52Okay.
00:27:53Oh.
00:27:59Okay.
00:28:10Dad?
00:28:11Not now, but we're looking to expand in the next quarter. Please.
00:28:18So, what brings you here today?
00:28:20The Carlton Group. We are very interested in acquiring...
00:28:30Excuse me?
00:28:32Sorry, I stubbed my toe. Please continue.
00:28:36Well, like I was saying, I'm interested in acquiring TTM.
00:28:43I'm flattered, Mr. Carlton, but we're not looking to be bought anytime soon.
00:28:48I'm very proud of how far we've come as an independent startup, and I have plans to grow it further on my own.
00:28:53I think it's a brilliant idea.
00:28:55I mean, joining with the Carlton Group would give Turntide the much-needed stability in this very competitive industry.
00:29:03Our identity as a young, contemporary brand distinguishes us in the marketplace.
00:29:08I'm not so sure that Turntide would mesh well with the Carlton Group's long-standing traditions.
00:29:14Well, you would have to create a new identity, of course.
00:29:17I mean, you're an ad agency. That's your job, right?
00:29:21Your younger generation just doesn't appreciate the value of an established brand.
00:29:27And do you really want to go into competition with us?
00:29:30Mr. Rhodes, I think this is an opportunity of a lifetime.
00:29:36Thank you for the offer, Mr. Carlton, but I have to kindly refuse.
00:29:40Oh, Ed, you know how this generation is. Always changing their mind and so stubborn.
00:29:46But, you know, they always do come around.
00:29:51You have daughters, don't you? What is it? Chloe and Karen, isn't it?
00:29:57I only have one daughter. Chloe.
00:30:07I only have one daughter. Chloe.
00:30:10Now you have a big pitch coming up with the Goldfield Beer Group next week.
00:30:17We're also bidding on that deal. You want to make a bet to see who wins?
00:30:22How do you know about that? That was supposed to be a private pitch.
00:30:25I'm a Carlton, and I have eyes everywhere.
00:30:28If you win the Carlton deal, I will hand you three of my hand-picked most valuable clients.
00:30:37But if I win, you sell me your company.
00:30:44All right.
00:30:47Deal.
00:30:48All right. Bam. I look forward to acquiring your company.
00:30:53Oh.
00:31:03Oh, my God. So sorry for the interruption.
00:31:10Well, I will see you later.
00:31:11No, no, no. What were you doing under my desk and in my office?
00:31:14I was just looking for a file, and I thought it would be in here.
00:31:17I was just looking for a file, and I thought it would be in here.
00:31:20And then I heard you coming, and it just felt like the best idea.
00:31:25You sure it doesn't have anything to do with Ed Carlton?
00:31:30Well, look, I may or may not have hit him with my bike three years ago, and I thought he was going to recognize me.
00:31:36Okay, well, that's actually really funny, but I'm not really in a laughing mood.
00:31:40You heard everything that just happened.
00:31:41You're making the right choice.
00:31:43I know it's risky, but this could be your only shot to save turntide.
00:31:50If you need any help, let me know.
00:31:58You deserve it.
00:31:59I do.
00:32:03Walk of shame?
00:32:14Hey, congrats, man.
00:32:16On what?
00:32:18She's a 10 for sure. Don't blame you one bit for taking a bite of new hire.
00:32:24If you think I hired Corinne for anything other than her skill set, maybe you should go find somewhere else to work.
00:32:29All right. Damn, man. Don't forget I said anything.
00:32:34Yeah, we can definitely do that.
00:32:37No, not a problem. We should be able to have it to you by tomorrow.
00:32:39I think if...
00:32:41Let me call you back.
00:32:43Bob.
00:32:44Vince.
00:32:45To what do I owe the pleasure?
00:32:47Your mother would like you at a fitting for your wedding suit.
00:32:50We're here to escort you.
00:32:52Well, that's not going to happen.
00:32:54I have a really busy day.
00:32:56I have a really busy day.
00:32:58We're here to escort you.
00:33:00Well, that's not going to happen.
00:33:02I have a really busy day.
00:33:04And also, I'm not getting married.
00:33:06Well, your mother is very insistent, Mr. Rhodes.
00:33:09Very.
00:33:10Did my dad send them?
00:33:12Well, I'm just...
00:33:15Guys.
00:33:16Hey, let him go!
00:33:17Corinne, should we just...
00:33:18Whoa, whoa!
00:33:25You didn't need to do that.
00:33:26I have been seeing these creeps around, okay?
00:33:28Be safe. Get pepper spray.
00:33:29Yeah, I'll look into that.
00:33:31Oh, I think you got some on my shirt.
00:33:33Oh, it's fine. I'll do laundry.
00:33:35Now?
00:33:36I can do laundry.
00:33:39I think.
00:33:57Oh.
00:34:16Oh.
00:34:17Oh, it burns. It burns. It burns.
00:34:22Oh, not my feet.
00:34:23Oh!
00:34:26Ow!
00:34:37The other nail.
00:34:39Oh.
00:34:42This one.
00:34:48Come on.
00:34:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:00Spoon?
00:35:01Microwave.
00:35:02No.
00:35:03No.
00:35:06Here.
00:35:13Okay, whatever my parents were paying the maids, they need to double it.
00:35:20Do you wax or oil?
00:35:27Ding.
00:35:30Close enough.
00:35:41Hey.
00:35:43Did you cook?
00:35:44Yeah.
00:35:45And I used a recipe.
00:35:47Oh, and the best part is...
00:35:53I cleaned the floors.
00:35:54You what?
00:35:57I just wanted to say thank you for all of your help and, you know, getting me a job.
00:36:01And it's Saturday.
00:36:03So I cleaned the floors.
00:36:06Looks great in here.
00:36:07And it smells great, too.
00:36:10Yeah, well, get over here before it gets cold.
00:36:17What the hell did you clean the floors with?
00:36:19Soap.
00:36:21Oh, and then I polished them with oil.
00:36:25Ding.
00:36:26Olive oil.
00:36:28I'm assuming that's not the right kind of oil?
00:36:30No.
00:36:31Not the right kind of oil.
00:36:33We are going to walk very, very slowly to the towel closet.
00:36:37Yeah?
00:36:41Okay, let's go.
00:36:42Come on, come on.
00:36:43Right here.
00:36:45Okay, well, move your foot.
00:36:46Oh, God.
00:36:47I can't throw it.
00:36:48What can I do?
00:36:49Wait!
00:36:55Oh, God.
00:37:02Oh, my God.
00:37:04Are you okay?
00:37:08Oh, my God.
00:37:11It smells good.
00:37:12It smells so good.
00:37:13It smells so good.
00:37:14It smells really great.
00:37:18I should...
00:37:19Brussels sprouts.
00:37:20Yeah, I'll go get the...
00:37:21Yeah, yeah.
00:37:22Yeah, you do that.
00:37:23Okay.
00:37:28Okay, new house rule.
00:37:30No more chores without supervision.
00:37:32Hey, dinner was edible.
00:37:40Need a hand over there?
00:37:42No.
00:37:49Hey, more powerful.
00:37:50More powerful.
00:37:52Yeah, the bruise on my ass would say otherwise, but...
00:37:55Sure.
00:37:57I am really, really sorry about that.
00:37:58There's...
00:37:59There's a lot I need to learn.
00:38:02Yeah.
00:38:04There's a lot that you do know.
00:38:05Yeah.
00:38:06Like how to escape a wedding.
00:38:07Well, I saw those heels.
00:38:09That could not have been easy.
00:38:14If you could be any animal, which one would you be?
00:38:18I'd be like a spider monkey.
00:38:19Ooh.
00:38:20Okay, so which ones go?
00:38:21Jump, I don't know.
00:38:22X, come on.
00:38:23X!
00:38:28You know, my mom taught my sister and I how to have perfect posture and impeccable taste.
00:38:34Actually.
00:38:36But...
00:38:38She didn't teach us anything useful.
00:38:41Like how to cook, or clean, or live independently.
00:38:45I mean, I never really liked those lessons anyway.
00:38:47I was always just questioning everything.
00:38:50My sister was really good at it, though.
00:38:52And then at some point, they just stopped trying.
00:38:55So you have a sister?
00:38:56Yeah.
00:38:58Older.
00:38:59Chloe.
00:39:02She is the definition of golden child.
00:39:07Brilliant, beautiful, and most importantly, obese.
00:39:11Yeah, in my parents' eyes, I was always the disappointing, troublemaking younger sister who was only really good for one thing.
00:39:20Marriage.
00:39:24And hopefully to a guy who would just shut me up for good.
00:39:27I see.
00:39:29Arranged marriage.
00:39:31You don't really seem that surprised.
00:39:34Yeah, it happened to a friend of mine.
00:39:38Oh.
00:39:40Yeah.
00:39:42I only met him like once before the wedding.
00:39:45So weird.
00:39:46Well, you know what? I'm glad you ran away.
00:39:49Fuck him.
00:39:54Yeah?
00:39:55Yeah.
00:39:57Okay, well, I haven't really brought much peace into your life.
00:40:00I'm not good at everything like my sister, okay?
00:40:03I don't pick up on things easily.
00:40:05You're smart, Corinne.
00:40:06Scary smart, sometimes.
00:40:10And I think that you just need to show them that you can live just as good of a life.
00:40:14No, you know what? Hell, better.
00:40:16On your own terms.
00:40:19And you're not alone.
00:40:23Why are you looking at me like that?
00:40:26No, I'm sorry. I just...
00:40:29I just really want to kiss you.
00:40:36No.
00:40:54No.
00:40:57Why?
00:41:00There better be something in your pocket.
00:41:03What are you imagining?
00:41:04Oh, God.
00:41:07Oh.
00:41:10Uh, we should...
00:41:12Yeah, yeah.
00:41:13...do anything else. Okay.
00:41:15Okay, yeah.
00:41:16Okay.
00:41:17Okay, yep.
00:41:19Was I snoring?
00:41:20You know, I'm gonna get some water. I'm gonna get some water.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:24This apartment is depressing, you know that?
00:41:28The only thing you own is action figures and video games.
00:41:31That is the definition of delinquency.
00:41:33Huh?
00:41:35Excuse me?
00:41:36Look, we've lived in this apartment long enough, okay?
00:41:38Where's the decor? The books?
00:41:42The books?
00:41:43I don't read books. It's the 21st century. Who owns books?
00:41:46Every sensible adult in the world.
00:41:49Well, I, uh, didn't take you for a nerd, Corey.
00:41:53Okay, this is unacceptable. You need to read, Andy.
00:41:56How can you be the founder of a media company if you don't read?
00:42:00I listen to podcasts.
00:42:03I gotta go run some errands. I'll be home later.
00:42:05Okay, you can just do whatever you want.
00:42:08Unless you're asking me for permission, in that case, no.
00:42:17Did you forget your keys again?
00:42:26Dad?
00:42:32Dad?
00:42:35So this is where you're spending your little vacation?
00:42:37No, um, this is my home.
00:42:41Home? Very funny. This is merely a month's long tantrum,
00:42:45befitting of a brat who is ungrateful as you.
00:42:51Well, I like it.
00:42:52When are you coming back?
00:42:53James did not like that stunt you pulled,
00:42:56and you embarrassed us all,
00:42:59and you almost cost us our connection with the Prescott's.
00:43:02Luckily, James and his parents are willing to forgive.
00:43:06How did you find me?
00:43:08Oh, please. I hired a private investigator when you ran.
00:43:12I've known about this place for weeks.
00:43:14You cut me off completely just so you could secretly watch me suffer?
00:43:18No. This is my life now, okay?
00:43:21I have worked for it. Just leave me alone.
00:43:24Cutting you off was your punishment.
00:43:26I thought it was to teach you a lesson, but apparently I guess it didn't.
00:43:30You are a Carl, too.
00:43:32Act like it.
00:43:33Your sister is nearly ready to take over as the CEO of our company,
00:43:38while you are wasting our name.
00:43:42The least that you can do is accept your place as a dutiful wife.
00:43:47I am not some complacent little prize for your business partners.
00:43:52You know what?
00:43:53My boyfriend is coming home soon, and he really doesn't like it when I'm upset.
00:43:57Boyfriend?
00:43:59What boyfriend?
00:44:01What boyfriend?
00:44:02Well, his name is Andy.
00:44:04And if you don't know about him, maybe you should get a new private investigator.
00:44:08Now get out!
00:44:10I regret this, little girl.
00:44:24Andy?
00:44:25What are you doing here?
00:44:29I pass by this place every day.
00:44:31You know, I just thought I'd stop in and see what all the hubbub's about.
00:44:36Aww, did my comment get to you? We thought it was so sweet.
00:44:40No. No, I'm not buying anything.
00:44:43Huh.
00:44:46Well, I guess I'll see you later.
00:44:48Bye.
00:44:49Bye.
00:44:50Huh.
00:44:53No.
00:44:54I am. Hold this.
00:44:59Classic.
00:45:02Little women?
00:45:04Are they like, Tinkerbell?
00:45:06They are full-sized.
00:45:08You two are building quite the library there.
00:45:13You two are building quite the library there.
00:45:15Oh, we were just getting started.
00:45:17No kidding.
00:45:18Well, we just got a very special shipment in.
00:45:21A rare first edition of The Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson by Thomas H. Johnson,
00:45:26which is widely regarded as the authoritative collection of her work.
00:45:29And only for $200.
00:45:31It's an opportunity you can't miss if you're a true collector.
00:45:36Ma'am, Johnson's Complete Emily Dickinson may be her first full collection of her work,
00:45:42but it is far from authoritative.
00:45:44I mean, Miller's has been regarded as the leading version among scholars for, well, years.
00:45:48And if I wanted to get a first edition Johnson, I could easily get it for $80.
00:45:52So before you sell me an outdated and overpriced book,
00:45:54maybe you should just think about whether or not I'm an idiot.
00:45:59Well, then.
00:46:03So, you can't do chores, but you're a literature expert.
00:46:10This one is my favorite!
00:46:13I've never heard of it.
00:46:16It is so juicy.
00:46:17High society affairs.
00:46:19Unrequited love.
00:46:20Plot twists.
00:46:23Oh, it is such a fun time.
00:46:25We have so many.
00:46:28Maybe next time.
00:46:43This is...
00:46:50Could you help me send a postcard?
00:46:54Who's this?
00:46:55This? He is...
00:46:58James Prescott.
00:46:59Current fiance.
00:47:00And you are?
00:47:03Andy Rhodes.
00:47:05You have a fiance?
00:47:06Okay.
00:47:08You are not my fiance, James.
00:47:09And just quit telling people that.
00:47:11Just because you left me at the altar doesn't mean we won't get married eventually.
00:47:15Oh, you're that guy!
00:47:17Man, you know, you really can't take no for an answer.
00:47:22Stay out of this.
00:47:23This is between me and her.
00:47:25She can make her own decisions.
00:47:27In fact, you know, why don't we ask her?
00:47:29Curren, did you change your mind?
00:47:31No, I didn't.
00:47:35Well, there you have it.
00:47:37No means no.
00:47:38And she's here with me, so you can go on about your day.
00:47:44And she's here with me, so you can go on about your day.
00:47:46Okay, look, man, I don't know what you think...
00:47:48Okay, guys, we are in public.
00:47:50James, I don't even know you, okay?
00:47:52This was all of our parents' idea, and I'm sure there is a lovely girl out there for you who is not me.
00:47:58There you go.
00:48:00Bye-bye now.
00:48:01Look, I don't know who this punk thinks he is, but this isn't over.
00:48:05I wonder what your father has to say about this.
00:48:12His hair is really shiny.
00:48:17Did you get oak in my coffee?
00:48:23I'll get us some.
00:48:29Oh my goodness!
00:48:30I've missed you so much.
00:48:32Ditto. Carlton just isn't the same without you.
00:48:35So, this is the new place, huh?
00:48:37Yeah, Turntide Media.
00:48:39Oh my god, let me give you a tour.
00:48:40Oh, yes.
00:48:49It's a storm cloud.
00:48:50Yeah, remember when I said I had a roommate?
00:48:52And now he's also my boss.
00:48:56But he's not normally like that. I wonder what happened.
00:48:59I think I might know.
00:49:00Someone published an expose on Turntide Media.
00:49:02It's all over the news.
00:49:09Oh no.
00:49:10That's really bad.
00:49:11Yeah, I better go.
00:49:12But, dinner's here?
00:49:13Okay, yes, please.
00:49:15Good luck.
00:49:17Thanks.
00:49:22That's a good start to the morning.
00:49:24I'm literally sick to my stomach right now.
00:49:31What's going on?
00:49:34Didn't you hear?
00:49:35We're the new poster child for unethical advertising.
00:49:38Apparently there was a recall on the first product deal Andy ever did as CEO.
00:49:42Oh, shit.
00:49:43And the worst part, the Carlton group boosted the article immediately and said,
00:49:47this is what happens when you let a bunch of money-hungry Gen Zers run an ad agency.
00:49:52They gotta be behind it.
00:49:53Didn't Ed Carlton just visit the office a week ago?
00:49:55Yeah.
00:49:57Can I see you all in the conference room?
00:50:00No.
00:50:01Okay.
00:50:02Okay.
00:50:03What's gonna happen?
00:50:06As some of you may know, malicious headlines have been circling around Turntide.
00:50:12Most of the report is false, but we do have some evidence of an internal data leak.
00:50:17We have a mole?
00:50:22We have a mole?
00:50:24Too soon to say.
00:50:25But I will get to the bottom of this.
00:50:27Well, if you ask me, everything was fine until a certain someone was hired.
00:50:33I guess the tabloids aren't the only one throwing around baseless accusations.
00:50:37I'm just putting together two and two.
00:50:39We didn't have a leak before you were hired.
00:50:42Enough.
00:50:43I didn't call this meeting so that people could point fingers at one another.
00:50:45The Goldfield pitch is coming up, and it is our top priority to secure this deal.
00:50:49If we can win them over, who knows, maybe we can regain the trust of some of our other clients.
00:50:54This pitch is life or death for Turntide.
00:50:56So I'm gonna be presenting it.
00:51:02So, mind you, he's fully naked.
00:51:05When he drags me into the shower to show me his waterbending skills.
00:51:09But it was just water dripping down his fingers.
00:51:12Yeah, I was five.
00:51:14You know, I recall having to call 911 to rescue you from a tree
00:51:19after your failed experiment with flying using helium balloons.
00:51:24I was levitating off the ground for a little bit.
00:51:27That's considered flying.
00:51:29He was.
00:51:43Shall we?
00:51:44Wait, Luke, where the hell are you guys going?
00:51:47You enjoy your night, bro.
00:51:54What the hell is happening?
00:51:57Okay, you really have to learn how to read a room.
00:51:59Their eyes have been glued to each other all night.
00:52:02Oh.
00:52:05Good for them.
00:52:09You're cute.
00:52:11Come on, waterbender.
00:52:13Let's go home.
00:52:15Come on.
00:52:20Well, I for one think Andy and Corinne would be great together.
00:52:25And not just because Andy introduced me to his best friend.
00:52:30Kiss me.
00:52:34Yeah, I'm really rooting for him too.
00:52:36Just glad Corinne's doing well.
00:52:37She's been through so much in such a short time.
00:52:42What, Andy didn't tell you?
00:52:44She got disowned by her rich family.
00:52:46They're apparently a big deal.
00:52:48They wanted her to marry some big shot, but she didn't love him.
00:52:52She's never been on her own before, so she had to learn from scratch.
00:52:56Oh, wow.
00:52:58I had no idea.
00:53:04It's pretty funny, then, how she met Andy.
00:53:07You know?
00:53:08Like, it's ironic that she ran away with him,
00:53:11You know?
00:53:12Like, it's ironic that she ran away from one rich guy,
00:53:15straight into the arms of another.
00:53:17Her family would be thrilled if they ever took their heads out of their asses.
00:53:23Wait, Andy is rich?
00:53:26Yeah, I don't know.
00:53:29Haven't you heard of the Rhodes family?
00:53:33Oh my god, Rhodes Hotels!
00:53:35I never even put it together.
00:53:37Yeah, he went on his own a couple years ago.
00:53:39He wanted to make a name for himself, pave his own way aside from his family.
00:53:45But you and Corinne don't know anything about Andy.
00:53:48And you and Andy don't know about Corinne.
00:53:52Holy shit!
00:53:59Hey, girl.
00:54:01Okay, tell me everything.
00:54:04I'm asking in the afterglow.
00:54:07I don't kiss and tell.
00:54:08It was amazing. Ten out of ten.
00:54:10But before I give you details, there's something way more urgent I have to tell you.
00:54:14You're never going to guess what I heard last night.
00:54:16Uh, but, uh, you got a sec?
00:54:18Uh, yeah, sure.
00:54:20I could take a break.
00:54:22Okay, what?
00:54:23What is more important than your sex life?
00:54:25I heard one of the craziest things from Monica last night.
00:54:28Did you know...
00:54:30Corinne comes from one of the wealthiest families in the country?
00:54:33What did you say?
00:54:34Corinne.
00:54:35Andy comes from a rich family.
00:54:37Roads, hotels.
00:54:38What?
00:54:39Yeah.
00:54:40Dude, Corinne is, or was, I guess, a Carlton.
00:54:45Why would she hide that?
00:54:46I don't know what to say.
00:54:47A Carlton.
00:54:48Why would she hide that?
00:54:49I don't know what to say.
00:55:06You're a Carlton.
00:55:12You're a Carlton.
00:55:14Yes.
00:55:15I'm the Carlton's youngest daughter not that they would acknowledge it. You're a Carlton the same corporation
00:55:20That's been trying to buy me out and bad-mouthing me in the press. Are you the fucking mole?
00:55:24Is that why you showed up in this apartment in the first place?
00:55:27Do you really think that I would do that to you after everything we've been through?
00:55:30You know me Andy, you know that I have no loyalty to my family. I don't know
00:55:36Why didn't you tell me that you come from a rich family, too?
00:55:39How is that relevant right now? What is that relevant? You're accusing me of lying about my family yet
00:55:45You did the exact same thing. At least I have an excuse. What's yours? Were you cut off from your family, too?
00:55:51No, no, I wasn't. Okay. Well, then why are you here? You don't even need to live a normal life
00:55:56What are you just pretending for fun? I am NOT here for fun
00:56:00I went out on my own to prove myself
00:56:02Everybody just expecting me to join the family business, but I needed to make my own way in the world
00:56:07Okay, well then why didn't you just tell me that? Okay, why don't you trust me?
00:56:10I didn't tell you because I thought that you could be a puppy. What I
00:56:13Thought that you could be after my money. I
00:56:17Thought that you could be after my money
00:56:21Okay, that came out yeah fucking did
00:56:24First I'm a traitor and now I'm a gold digger. You know what? You are just a real class act. Oh stop deflecting
00:56:30You heard that from mr. Colton while you were snooping around in my office no less and you didn't say anything
00:56:35I have every right to be angry
00:56:40Everything because of it
00:56:44And just betray you like that I
00:56:49Opened up to you about everything and you just turn around and throw it in my face
00:56:54I even told you that my parents were for my sister over me
00:56:57And you know how important it is for me to be treated as an equal yet. You still don't do it
00:57:02When when have I not treated you as an equal you suspect you're equal of ulterior motives so much
00:57:08So you would accuse her being the mole
00:57:12After living with her for weeks, no, it doesn't matter I
00:57:16Saw the door camera fridge. They're calling was standing right here in this apartment. Did you feed him information then?
00:57:22He was just trying to get me to come back I have seen you lie Corinne
00:57:28It comes as easily to you as breathing ever since you showed up in this apartment
00:57:31You have caused me nothing but trouble and I swear if you're the reason that my agency is in jeopardy
00:57:38It sounds like you already think I'm guilty so be it
00:57:44Oh, honey, I'll get that ice cream
00:57:54Enjoy hi welcome
00:58:00I'm so sorry I didn't think you'd be here
00:58:03I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming
00:58:06I'm so sorry I didn't know you were coming
00:58:08I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming
00:58:10I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming
00:58:13I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming
00:58:18Corrine
00:58:22Why did you ask me here James got him right to the chase
00:58:26Okay. Well, you see I haven't quite given up on our future nuptials
00:58:32The wait you're going to want to hear what I have to say
00:58:36please
00:58:37What could you possibly say to convince me to go on with this arrangement your boy?
00:58:41He's part of the Rhodes family. Big whoop.
00:58:44Not that, Corinne.
00:58:46He's engaged to this woman, Betty Kenden, 25.
00:58:51She's a childhood sweetheart of his.
00:58:53No, no, no. I met her. She's crazy.
00:58:56They've been engaged to be married since childhood.
00:58:59My source is correct, which, trust me, it is.
00:59:03The wedding is set for May.
00:59:04Well, you're wrong.
00:59:06Who's your source?
00:59:12Who's your source?
00:59:23Okay, you know what?
00:59:24You still haven't said what that has to do with you and I,
00:59:26so just get to the point.
00:59:28The point is, Corinne, I know you love him,
00:59:31but you can't have him.
00:59:33He belongs to Miss Camden.
00:59:34This past month, all of it, it's been fake.
00:59:37A dream.
00:59:38Fuck you.
00:59:39What I can offer you is real.
00:59:42Yeah, what's that?
00:59:43Security of a home.
00:59:44Assurance that what you have won't disappear in an instant.
00:59:47You will be taken care of forever.
00:59:49You will never have to worry or doubt ever again.
00:59:52Take some time.
00:59:54Think about it.
00:59:56I'll be waiting.
01:00:00Do you remember, Andy, how her Easter dress got so muddy
01:00:04that your parents had to cancel the press shoot?
01:00:07Oh, that was such a fun day,
01:00:09despite the looks on their faces.
01:00:11Oh, gosh.
01:00:12You know, you two have made such a couple then and now.
01:00:20Um, excuse me.
01:00:21I need to use the restroom.
01:00:25This place is just so lovely, isn't it?
01:00:28Sorry, I just need to send a quick message.
01:00:31Oh, no problem, dear.
01:00:37I'll be waiting.
01:00:44Such a lovely evening, isn't it?
01:00:46Yes.
01:00:49There he is.
01:01:01Fuck this.
01:01:04Excuse me.
01:01:10Is he taunting me?
01:01:12Is this psychological warfare?
01:01:14You know what, James is right.
01:01:16I really need to get myself out of this mess.
01:01:21Corinne!
01:01:23What a coincidence.
01:01:25I was just having dinner with Andy and his mother.
01:01:28Would you like to join?
01:01:30Are you the one who texted me off of Andy's phone?
01:01:33Oh.
01:01:34Did you really think Andy wanted to talk things over in makeup?
01:01:37How sad.
01:01:48Hello there.
01:01:49Didn't expect to hear from you so soon.
01:01:51You're right.
01:01:53Imagine that. What will you do?
01:02:00You know what?
01:02:01I would like to propose a toast to Turntide
01:02:04and all the success that you've had, Andy.
01:02:07I am so proud of you.
01:02:10Cheers!
01:02:13Thanks, Mom. That means a lot.
01:02:15But I didn't propose this dinner to discuss work.
01:02:19I brought you here because we need to put this matter to bed.
01:02:22What's the matter?
01:02:24Betty and I's engagement.
01:02:26Listen, Mom. I know you and the Camden's have wanted this for my entire life.
01:02:30But just because you're telling people it's going to happen doesn't make it true.
01:02:34I'm a grown man now. I need to make my own decisions.
01:02:37Andy?
01:02:39You know what? I'm tired of this.
01:02:42I have been nothing but patient and understanding for years
01:02:45and all you do is reject me.
01:02:47I've been waiting for you my whole life.
01:02:50What does she have that I don't?
01:02:52Who is she?
01:02:54She is the woman Andy is living with.
01:02:56Andy, is that true?
01:03:00She's just a roommate and her name is Corinne.
01:03:02Betty, I can't marry you.
01:03:04And it's not because of her. It wouldn't be right.
01:03:06I'm sorry.
01:03:08Fix it.
01:03:10I'm going to call my parents.
01:03:13Andy, just because you have a startup
01:03:17does not mean that you have life figured out.
01:03:20First you turned down the Carltons and now the Camden's?
01:03:23God, what are you doing?
01:03:25Are you trying to run your career into the ground, Andy?
01:03:29Partnerships shouldn't be bought.
01:03:32They should be earned.
01:03:34And I want to marry somebody I love, not somebody that I see business value in.
01:03:37You have known Betty your entire life and our family approves of her.
01:03:40And you stand the risk of insulting her family
01:03:44the longer you put off this marriage.
01:03:46Do you understand?
01:03:48If I can't marry somebody that I love, then I'll just walk away from it all.
01:03:51Oh, God.
01:03:53How dare you?
01:03:55Do you really think that I had a choice in who I married?
01:03:58Do you want the same for your child?
01:04:01You are young.
01:04:03And I know what's best for you.
01:04:05And this is not over.
01:04:07And you will figure it out.
01:04:10Are you leaving?
01:04:12Yes.
01:04:14You can just keep the rest of my stuff or throw it away.
01:04:17I don't really care.
01:04:19Is this about the other night?
01:04:21I mean, can you blame me for suspecting you?
01:04:23Do you know what's really ironic?
01:04:25You accuse me of being this big mastermind
01:04:27and saying all this bullshit about me.
01:04:29Yet you are the one with the biggest secret of all.
01:04:31And you are the one with the biggest secret of all.
01:04:33And you are the one with the biggest secret of all.
01:04:35And you are the one with the biggest secret of all.
01:04:37And you are the one with the biggest secret of all.
01:04:39What the hell are you talking about?
01:04:41Enjoy married life.
01:04:45Oh, what? Cat got your tongue now?
01:04:48You know, I should have known that you were a player from the very beginning.
01:04:52Why are you even mad?
01:04:54We're just roommates.
01:04:56What does it matter to you?
01:04:58Just roommates.
01:05:00You know, that's low, even for you, Andy.
01:05:03What?
01:05:04We had moments. The flirting.
01:05:06Oh, we shared a kiss, for God's sake. Does none of that mean anything to you?
01:05:08We were drinking.
01:05:10Right. Got it.
01:05:13Where are you going?
01:05:14None of your business.
01:05:15Oh, you're going back to them, aren't you?
01:05:17To James?
01:05:18And I'm supposed to believe you're innocent now?
01:05:20I always was.
01:05:21If that's the case, then you're a coward.
01:05:23What?
01:05:24After all of the progress you've made,
01:05:26the life that you've built for yourself through blood, sweat, and tears,
01:05:28you're just gonna give it all away?
01:05:30Take the easy way out?
01:05:32You're better than that, Corinne.
01:05:33What does it matter to you?
01:05:36We're just roommates, remember?
01:05:38Well, not anymore!
01:05:49Hmm, look who decided to show up.
01:05:51You look tired.
01:05:53I'm here.
01:06:06Mr. Fincher, Mr. Thompson,
01:06:08it's an honor to have you here today.
01:06:10We will be presenting our pitch for Goldfield Beer as a team.
01:06:14Here at Turntide, we aim to pinpoint the core
01:06:17that makes a product attractive to consumers
01:06:20and then elevate it into the public consciousness.
01:06:22Through meticulous research,
01:06:24we have found that the two words most commonly associated with Goldfield
01:06:28is summer and taste.
01:06:31Now, accompanied with visual and auditory cues,
01:06:37Goldfield Beer is a taste of summer.
01:06:42And that brings us to the slogan
01:06:44that will transform Goldfield's presence in the market.
01:06:47Goldfield, the taste of summer.
01:06:54Mr. Rhodes, you've certainly put a lot of effort into this.
01:06:58It's an impeccable presentation, virtually flawless.
01:07:02We can see the quality that comes out of Turntide.
01:07:05That may also be your greatest weakness.
01:07:07On the surface, the ad is perfect,
01:07:09but it doesn't possess anything beyond that.
01:07:12The taste of summer?
01:07:14Come on, what does that even mean?
01:07:16I mean, it's soulless.
01:07:19Basic.
01:07:21And we cannot sign off on this.
01:07:26We cannot sign off on this.
01:07:29Well, you know, you'd be surprised.
01:07:31As I mentioned, studies show that people are very receptive to summer themes.
01:07:36They produce neural responses akin to nostalgia.
01:07:39Ads like this are almost guaranteed to bring in higher year-end profits.
01:07:43It's a safe bet.
01:07:45You're well aware of the advantage of this type of marketing, Mr. Rhodes.
01:07:49Other beer brands have been using it for decades.
01:07:52Yeah, and we're not other beer brands.
01:07:54We didn't take the risk of coming to a new up-and-coming ad agency
01:07:58to get a boring, safe pitch.
01:08:03Well, you know, I can...
01:08:05We've seen enough from you, Mr. Rhodes.
01:08:08Look, I don't want to have to give an ultimatum,
01:08:10but if you don't give us something impressive right now, we're walking.
01:08:15Please, if you give us one more day,
01:08:17we can put together a presentation that is equally impressive.
01:08:20We don't want another presentation.
01:08:22We want a good idea.
01:08:29Miss...
01:08:30Corinne Carlton.
01:08:31Corinne Carlton? Isn't that, um...
01:08:36What are you doing?
01:08:38I can pitch.
01:08:41I can pitch.
01:08:44Well, then, go ahead.
01:08:49I recently had the misfortune of losing almost everything I had.
01:08:52And although it was my choice, it was still really hard.
01:08:56And most people think that when you're struggling,
01:08:59you're focused on the basics.
01:09:01Getting a job.
01:09:02Finding a safe place to live.
01:09:04Affording food and necessities.
01:09:06And surviving.
01:09:08And for the most part, that is... that's true.
01:09:10But in the in-between moments, when everything is just hitting you,
01:09:15you're just looking for comfort.
01:09:17Just about everywhere.
01:09:19You're looking for anything and everything
01:09:21that'll give you a sense of belonging that you used to have.
01:09:24And in one of those moments, someone gave me a Goldfield beer.
01:09:27I had a really hard time opening it.
01:09:29You know, weak hands.
01:09:37But I couldn't believe how something so simple could mean so much.
01:09:43It was just a beer, but...
01:09:45You know, this may not resonate,
01:09:48but I keep thinking about this quote that Ernest Hemingway wrote.
01:09:51I did not care what it was all about in life.
01:09:54You know, all I wanted to know was how to live in it.
01:09:57And if I found out how to live in it,
01:10:00then you learned from what it was all about.
01:10:06The sun also rises.
01:10:08You'd have no way of knowing this, young lady,
01:10:10but our CEO is very fond of Hemingway.
01:10:13If he were here right now, he'd be over the moon.
01:10:16He'll love the idea of our ad referencing a favorite.
01:10:22Well, I can throw together some mock-ups by the end of the week.
01:10:26Excellent. We look forward to seeing that.
01:10:30Miss Carlton, you have a bright future here.
01:10:33Thank you. That means a lot.
01:10:52Mr. Thompson, Mr. Fincher, please wait.
01:10:55What more is there to discuss?
01:10:57We made ourselves very clear.
01:10:59I don't know if you know this, but my father is Neil Martin.
01:11:03Okay, and?
01:11:05He's the largest supplier of wheat on the West Coast.
01:11:08A connection with him would be very beneficial for Goldfield.
01:11:12If you go back in there and tell my boss you're turning down
01:11:15Turn Tide's pitch and going to the West Coast,
01:11:18If you had done any research into our company,
01:11:21Ms. Martin, you'd know we produce our own wheat.
01:11:24Goldfield started as a farm.
01:11:26And does Mr. Rhodes know that you're trying to bribe us
01:11:29on behalf of another company?
01:11:32How about, if you do it,
01:11:35I'll give you a night you won't forget it.
01:11:38Both of you.
01:11:40I'll give you a night you won't forget it.
01:11:43I'll give you a night you won't forget it.
01:11:46Both of you.
01:11:52Mr. Rhodes, you need to control your people.
01:11:55Never in my entire career experienced something so unprofessional.
01:11:59Is this your corporate culture?
01:12:01Absolutely not.
01:12:03And this is no longer an employee of Turn Tide.
01:12:06My sincerest apologies to both of you,
01:12:08and we will make up for this violation tenfold.
01:12:11If you can come through like your all-star associate promised,
01:12:15maybe we can forget about this.
01:12:23Mr. Rhodes, please.
01:12:25What the fuck were you thinking?
01:12:28I worked my ass off for this company.
01:12:31I was here when it was nothing.
01:12:33I should have been made a partner ages ago,
01:12:35but you never even considered it.
01:12:37Ed Carlton offered me an executive role
01:12:40just for doing a small favor.
01:12:42So you betrayed us?
01:12:44Put the entire agency in jeopardy.
01:12:46If Corinne hadn't saved us back there...
01:12:48Colleen! I could have done the same thing.
01:12:51Pack your things. You're fired.
01:13:14We don't have to talk about that.
01:13:38Not one word, not one gesture of yours
01:13:41shall I, could I, ever forget.
01:13:49He read it.
01:13:59Mr. Carlton, figured you would show up at some point.
01:14:02Come to hand over your clients to me?
01:14:05Enjoy them while you have them,
01:14:07because I'm sure they'll come crawling back soon.
01:14:10Do you know who won the deal for us?
01:14:12Corinne.
01:14:13Your daughter.
01:14:14Seems like you lost your biggest asset
01:14:16when you cut her off from the family.
01:14:18Corinne? How?
01:14:21I have a deal for you, Ed.
01:14:23What?
01:14:24I will give you back these clients,
01:14:27but you have to give up something else.
01:14:29Then that would be...
01:14:31Corinne. Relinquish your control
01:14:33and let her live her own life on her own terms.
01:14:36Stay out of her life for good.
01:14:42Stay out of her life for good.
01:14:44Deal.
01:14:56Betty, we need to talk about the wedding.
01:15:02Hey, Melissa, have you seen Andy?
01:15:04I just really need to talk to him.
01:15:05No, he's not in yet.
01:15:07But did you hear what happened?
01:15:09No, what happened?
01:15:10Andy fired Lillia.
01:15:12Apparently she's the Carlton mole.
01:15:15It got really intense, so he sent her packing.
01:15:19He was epic.
01:15:21He's also super hot.
01:15:24What? Wait, how did I miss this?
01:15:26You were still in the meeting room.
01:15:28I was the only witness.
01:15:30Perks of being HR.
01:15:32Okay, do you know where he is?
01:15:34What's the craziest part?
01:15:35He is at the courthouse downtown.
01:15:37What?
01:15:38He's getting married.
01:15:52Andy?
01:15:57I'm so sorry, I thought, um...
01:16:05Corinne.
01:16:08Someone told me that you were at the courthouse.
01:16:12Are you here to heroically stop my Irene's marriage?
01:16:15You don't belong with Betty, okay?
01:16:17You just don't.
01:16:18You've worked so hard and you deserve to be with somebody that loves you.
01:16:21Like everything about you.
01:16:22Well, maybe Betty does, but you know what, I really don't think so.
01:16:24She's kind of a bitch.
01:16:26Sorry, I'm getting kind of sidetracked.
01:16:29Do not laugh at me, okay?
01:16:31I am trying to give a speech.
01:16:34You, um...
01:16:36You deserve to pick your own path.
01:16:39Whatever that is.
01:16:40And you know, I've always kind of really admired that about you.
01:16:44Don't go through with it.
01:16:45If I can call off my wedding, then so can you.
01:16:48Are you done?
01:16:50Yes.
01:16:51I'm not marrying Betty.
01:16:55I'm not marrying Betty.
01:17:00Hey, Betty.
01:17:01Can we talk about the marriage?
01:17:03Andy, can't you just be happy with me?
01:17:05Our mothers are so intent on the marriage, they've decided to forego the wedding altogether
01:17:09and just get it over with in a courthouse.
01:17:11Isn't that enough for you?
01:17:13You need to stand up to them with me.
01:17:15This whole time you've been perfectly obedient, this will not be over until you say no too.
01:17:19It's not just obedience, Andy.
01:17:21I've loved you since we were kids.
01:17:24You don't love me.
01:17:25You don't even know what love is.
01:17:28I was never going to marry Betty, contrary to popular belief.
01:17:31Oh, just like I was never the mole, contrary to popular belief.
01:17:35So, is this where I get to say I told you so?
01:17:39I may or may not have made some assumptions.
01:17:41Understatement of the year.
01:17:43And reacted without solid evidence.
01:17:46I'm sorry for not trusting you, Corey.
01:17:49Nothing that I said to you was true, you haven't made my life any worse.
01:17:52In fact, you have made it a hell of a lot better.
01:17:57We can call it even.
01:18:02Sure.
01:18:04So, what is Mr. Rhodes going to do now?
01:18:09Well, I actually have a very busy evening moving my roommate in.
01:18:14Oh!
01:18:15It's going to be a workout too, she has a shit ton of books.
01:18:20But I love her anyways.
01:18:22No question.
01:18:23If it had been me at the altar, would you have ran?
01:18:26Well, we'll just have to see.
01:18:28I'm going to need some insurance.
01:18:30Oh, shut up and kiss me.