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00:00It's the Dating Game!
00:06Here's the star of the show and your host, Jim Lang!
00:10Oh, oh, all right.
00:13Thank you. Thank you very much.
00:15And thank you and welcome to the Dating Game one more time.
00:18Oh, we got something for you this time.
00:20It's time to meet our first three eligible bachelors for game number one.
00:24And here they are!
00:30Welcome, gentlemen.
00:32Our first bachelor is here on the Dating Game to prove
00:35that it's never too late to be an embarrassment to your family.
00:39He works in the record industry. He loves all outdoor activities.
00:43Welcome, John Rotella.
00:44John, good luck to you.
00:47A bachelor number two is relatively new to the Hollywood area,
00:50which means he's obscure to most of the girls in town.
00:52But tomorrow, after exhibiting his romantic techniques on the Dating Game,
00:56he will definitely be anonymous.
00:58And he's an engineer, a hockey enthusiast, and a durable gambler, George Shower.
01:02George, welcome.
01:06And bachelor number three, sad to say, canceled out at the last moment.
01:10So we grabbed the first man we saw hanging out on Hollywood Boulevard.
01:14We just threw him into chair number three.
01:16We know virtually nothing about this man,
01:18only that he calls himself Baji Kimra.
01:20Baji, welcome to the Dating Game.
01:23Welcome, Baji.
01:23And there they are.
01:25Those are our three bachelors,
01:26and we'll be right back to meet our young lady
01:28right after this message.
01:29Don't you go away.
01:37Welcome back to the Dating Game,
01:38and it's time to meet our young lady for game number one.
01:41And here she is.
01:45Oh, boy.
01:46This dazzling vassalette is a chronic disco dancer.
01:49She's here tonight to answer the musical question,
01:52can the hustle really clear up the stress in the lower track?
01:56She's a model, a magician, and a real pussycat.
01:59Welcome, if you will, Miss Patrice Burke.
02:02Hello.
02:04Meow.
02:05Meow.
02:08Born under the sign of Leo.
02:09No.
02:10You know there are three bachelors over there,
02:13and you ask them anything you like
02:15except their name, age, occupation, or income,
02:17and then when you figure out after it's all over
02:19which one you want, you've got a date, okay?
02:21Okay.
02:21All right, we'll start with a hello from bachelor number one.
02:24Number one, would you say hi to Patrice, please?
02:25How you doing, Patrice?
02:26How about number two?
02:28How you doing today, Patrice?
02:29And number three?
02:30Hello, Patrice.
02:31Are you ready for this?
02:35I think I'm ready.
02:36Got your questions all set?
02:37Okay, have a seat right here.
02:39Make yourself comfortable,
02:41and good luck, Patrice.
02:43Here we go.
02:46Bachelor number three.
02:48It's the holiday season, and I'm Santa.
02:51You're on my lap.
02:52Little boy, take it away.
02:54What?
02:57Wait a minute.
02:58Wait.
02:58I don't know what she look like.
03:01Could I see what she looks like?
03:02No, you can't number three, no.
03:04Oh, all right.
03:04That's part of the game.
03:05You just have to stay there and answer as best you can.
03:07But I don't know who she is.
03:09No, I know.
03:10I'm Santa.
03:11But imagine she's beautiful.
03:12Yeah.
03:12I'm Santa.
03:13I'm Santa.
03:15Santa Claus.
03:16Right.
03:17But you don't sound like Santa Claus.
03:23Okay.
03:28Well, pretend.
03:29Pretend.
03:30Pretend.
03:30You're on her lap.
03:31Take it from there.
03:32And what do I do?
03:43That's what I want you to tell me.
03:45I'm going to tell you what I want for Christmas.
03:47Yeah.
03:49What?
03:50Right.
03:50All right.
04:02Record.
04:03Uh, food.
04:05Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:07I don't know.
04:08Okay.
04:09You were a good boy all year and you think you deserve it?
04:12What?
04:13Were you a good boy all year and you think you deserve all those?
04:16Yes.
04:17Okay.
04:19Bachelor number one.
04:20If I were a parent living in your apartment, what would be some of the sentences I would
04:25have learned from hearing you carry on with your last girlfriend?
04:29It wouldn't be words as more as groans and moans and grunts and noises that really make
04:38no sense, but...
04:40Give me a few examples.
04:44I can tone it down a bit, too, as far as oohs and ahs and no and more and you.
04:50And yes and yes and no.
04:52They're not...
04:53I mean, those are not sentences.
04:54They're little words that mean something.
04:57I mean, sentence is a long thing to put together, like, oh, thank you very much for this and that
05:01and that.
05:02They're like oohs and ahs and yes and thank you and this are just little words.
05:05Okay.
05:08The smart parrot.
05:10Okay.
05:11Okay.
05:16Bachelor number two.
05:18Sing me a song about your armpits.
05:20My armpits are so beautiful.
05:28You love to...
05:28And when you reach elsewhere, you will not go back to the armpits.
05:35Bachelor number one.
05:46If you could invent a brand new story for how babies are born, how would that go and keep
05:51the clean, because I'm just a little girl?
05:54Well, you see, there's this little, little town in Africa.
05:57And in Africa, it's where the mean country that everything branches out from, and this little
06:04town is this little person, whose name is not Adi.
06:07And he has this little machine in the corner, and he feeds it to little coconuts and the bananas
06:14that the gorillas in this neighborhood come by and feed it.
06:16And out of the coconuts and the bananas, mixed together, little concoctions.
06:23In the drink, he feeds it to all the little ladies and girls all running around the town,
06:27and from them come the little babies that are sent nationwide, partial posts.
06:33Number three wants to say something.
06:42Is it all right?
06:42He's raising his hand.
06:43You did not ask me.
06:48You asked number two, and then you went to number one.
06:50But she did not ask me again.
06:55She asked me once, and she asked him twice.
06:58No, I know.
06:59But it's her prerogative to ask whoever she wants.
07:01But I was next.
07:02You're next.
07:03You are next.
07:03You're right.
07:04All right.
07:05All right.
07:06Here you go.
07:10Let's hear your best ending for this sentence.
07:13I'll do anything for you except...
07:17Except what?
07:23That's what she wants.
07:25No.
07:25You will do anything for me?
07:27No.
07:28Except what?
07:29You.
07:30You will do anything for me except what?
07:33I don't know.
07:37What do you want me to say?
07:39What?
07:40I will do...
07:43Do you know?
07:47I...
07:47I...
07:48I...
07:49I...
07:49Not to...
07:51Maybe to stand on my head.
07:53Okay.
07:53But I will do anything for you if you want me to go and be gay.
08:04I...
08:05Oh, thank you.
08:12All right.
08:13That's the end of the game.
08:14Patrice, now you have to make up your mind.
08:16So relax, analyze those complicated answers and come up with a decision.
08:19And while we wait for Patrice to decide on her date,
08:22we'll take time off.
08:24Good evening.
08:24Good evening.
08:24Good evening.
08:43Welcome back to the dating game.
08:45And Patrice, we've reached that moment now
08:47and you have to tell us
08:48which one of those three wonderful fellas over there
08:50gets the date.
08:51Will it be Bachelor No. 1,
08:54Bachelor No. 2,
08:55or Bachelor No. 3?
08:57Which one are you going to do?
08:58Bachelor No. 1.
09:00Number 1.
09:01All right.
09:02Congratulations.
09:04Why No. 1?
09:04Anything about No. 1?
09:06I like his baby's face.
09:07You like his story of babies from coconuts and bananas and all that?
09:11All right.
09:12Parcel post.
09:13Now, before you meet him,
09:14let's meet the other two bachelors.
09:15They did a great job.
09:17Bachelor No. 2 loves to play hockey.
09:19No. 2 is a lucky gambler,
09:21although he didn't get so lucky tonight.
09:23He's an engineer.
09:24Say hi to George Schauer.
09:25George, come on and say hello, please.
09:31Sorry, George.
09:32Would have been nice if you didn't get today.
09:34You also didn't choose Bachelor No. 3.
09:37I must say this.
09:38Bachelor No. 3 did not seem to know the rules.
09:41He was a last-minute replacement on the show.
09:43Bachelor No. 3 didn't show up,
09:45so we just found him out on the street,
09:46and it was very nice of him to come in.
09:48Baji Kimran.
09:49Baji, come on and say hello, please.
09:51You mean I did not win?
09:53I did not...
09:54No.
09:55Come on, Baji.
09:55No, I won.
09:57No.
09:57No, I won.
09:58But I won.
10:00No, you didn't.
10:03But I answered all the questions right.
10:07No, Patrice didn't choose you, Baji.
10:10But I answered all the questions the right way.
10:13Come on.
10:14Come on over, Baji.
10:15Who?
10:15He'll give you a kiss.
10:16Who?
10:17I did not lose.
10:19I must...
10:20He doesn't want to meet you.
10:21Let me tell you something about the Bachelor.
10:23Oh, here he comes.
10:24Come on, Baji.
10:24Oh, give him a hand.
10:28He did a great job.
10:33I heard all the questions the right way.
10:36There is no right, you see.
10:37But I was asked about it all.
10:39I know you were.
10:40I want to...
10:40Especially I like the one about wanting food for Christmas.
10:44I like that one.
10:45But, Baji, I'm sorry you weren't...
10:47We do have some gifts for you.
10:48We have prizes, okay?
10:50Okay?
10:50No, don't be too bad.
10:51Maybe you can come back.
10:53Would you like to see him come back again, folks?
10:55You can come back...
10:55All right.
10:56Thank you, Baji.
10:57We'll see you come back and join us again, okay?
10:59Go, Raph.
11:00You can go now.
11:00That's good.
11:01No, Baji.
11:02No, that's it.
11:03I'm sorry.
11:05I've never quite seen anybody take quite that hard.
11:15That's the number one of your days.
11:16He's an outdoors kind of person.
11:17He's in the record industry.
11:19If you like music, you know that.
11:20Your date, John Rotella.
11:22John, come on and say hi to Patrice.
11:24Can you hear me?
11:28Well, John and Patrice, hang on to your hats.
11:30In fact, hang on to each other a little bit there
11:32because we're going to whirl you away in your very own helicopter.
11:38That's right.
11:39You are going to light up the sky with your own personalized sky sign
11:43with a gigantic neon lighting system.
11:45Sky sign's helicopter will flash your message, whatever you want,
11:49to the crowd below along with the stars.
11:51Sky sign, a fly-by-night organization.
11:54Then you're ready to swallow your bubble gum at Magic Mountain,
11:56one of America's greatest and most complete amusement parks
11:59with plenty of excitement to challenge you, darling Gators.
12:01Like the Revolution.
12:03That'll help you turn the town upside down.
12:05And, of course, the world's greatest roller coaster,
12:07the Colossus.
12:08Magic Mountain, just a half an hour north of Hollywood, California.
12:12Enjoy your day.
12:12Thank you so much.
12:13All right.
12:14Go to Colossus, will you please?
12:16Okay.
12:16Thank you, guys.
12:17We'll see you later.
12:19Our newest candy shortbread cookies.
12:22Time to meet our next three eligible bachelors for game number two.
12:25And here they are.
12:28All right, guys, good luck.
12:33Bachelor number one is a young bartender
12:36who truly inherited his grandfather's sense of humor.
12:39He's a little miffed, though, because his sister got a ranch.
12:41Golf, football, pool, boxing old movies are among his interests.
12:44Here's Jeff Gagnon.
12:46Jeff, good luck to you.
12:49A young lady may prefer a brawny bull rider and all-city wrestler.
12:53He's from Omaha, Nebraska, and he likes a woman with intelligence,
12:55good humor, and guts.
12:57Welcome, John Sloan.
12:59John, good luck to you.
13:01And women definitely consider this bachelor to be one of a kind.
13:05But after just one appearance on the dating game,
13:06his life-life, love life will definitely become a straight fly.
13:10He's a psychotherapist, a carpenter, and a gourmet cook.
13:13Here's Lee Solo.
13:14All right, ladies, good luck to you.
13:17And those are our bachelors for game number two.
13:20A young lady is ready, so let's meet her right now.
13:22Well, when they made this perky little bachelorette, they broke the mold.
13:28Unfortunately, she was still in it.
13:30She's a medical secretary for an orthopedic surgeon,
13:33and she's here to work our three bachelors to the bone.
13:35So, please welcome the very sexy Candace Patton.
13:39Hello, Candace.
13:40Oh, my goodness.
13:41Yes.
13:42Oh, some lucky bachelor over there.
13:44Candace, you know how we play the game, right?
13:46So we'll just start right out with the hellos and get underway.
13:48Bachelor number one, would you say hi to Candace, please?
13:50Good evening, Candace.
13:51Number two.
13:52Hi.
13:52And number three.
13:53Ah, sweet Candace, there's only one thing that separates the two of us,
13:56and that's bachelor number one and bachelor number two.
14:00There they are.
14:00You all set to go?
14:01There we go, Candace.
14:02Make yourself comfortable.
14:03Good luck, gentlemen.
14:04And here we go.
14:06Bachelor number three.
14:08My name is Candy, and I'm sweet.
14:10What's your nickname, and what are you?
14:12Well, my nickname happens to be Big Tim,
14:16and that's because some parts of me are very, very big.
14:19I can't really tell you what they are.
14:20That's okay.
14:21Okay, bachelor number three, I get the message.
14:24Bachelor number two, same question.
14:27Ah, in this town, it's not good to say you're sweet.
14:30I think I'll say I'm nice.
14:32You're nice?
14:33That's your nickname, Nice.
14:34Nice is your nickname?
14:36What is your nickname, and what are you?
14:39I don't know what nickname I would have.
14:42Okay.
14:44Okay, bachelor number one.
14:45Thank you, bachelor number two.
14:47Bachelor number one,
14:48Describe your love life to me as a weather report.
14:51As a weather report?
14:53Well, yes.
14:54Oh, I love that voice.
14:56All right, let me get down here.
14:57As a weather report, I'd have to say,
14:59it was very, very cloudy until I came onto the show
15:02and I heard your voice down.
15:03All of a sudden, with the bright lights,
15:04the sun has come through.
15:06I would definitely like to say that,
15:08since I've met you, I can see it picking up.
15:10Definitely.
15:10It would be nice and sunny from now on.
15:12How about a tornado?
15:12Oh, I like to spend two weeks at the...
15:16Okay.
15:17We could die.
15:17Thank you, bachelor number one.
15:19All right.
15:19Bachelor number three,
15:21let me hear the imitation that you do best.
15:24Well, sweetheart, I'd like to tell you that imitation,
15:26but I'm not sure if I could do it here on television
15:28night evening with you and tell you where it is, all right?
15:32Okay.
15:33Thank you, bachelor number three.
15:38Bachelor number two, same question.
15:41Your imitation that you do best.
15:47Okay, bachelor number two.
15:52Do you want to tell me what that was?
15:55Uh, that was my mother-in-law.
15:57Oh, okay.
15:58No, I'm kidding.
15:59I'm kidding.
16:00Your mother-in-law, wait a minute.
16:02You can't even be on the show.
16:03You definitely have to be engaged.
16:05I think it was King Kong.
16:06King Kong.
16:08Bachelor number three,
16:09there are some things a man must do.
16:12Name some.
16:13It's a good thing that you asked me that question
16:15about what men must do,
16:16because that's a very unusual question.
16:18We get up in the morning,
16:20just like a lot of women,
16:20and, you know, we put on our shoes
16:22and our pants and our shirts,
16:24and then there's something that we must do.
16:26And what that is,
16:27is look in the mirror
16:27and check our hair and our makeup
16:29and the usual things.
16:30Thank you, bachelor number three.
16:32Do you wear much makeup, bachelor number three?
16:36Uh, only tonight for you, my dear,
16:38have I worn lots of makeup.
16:40Am I going to be shocked?
16:43All right, that's the end of the game.
16:45Now you have to make up your mind.
16:46Okay, Candace?
16:47So stay right there.
16:48While Candy is trying to decide
16:49which of those...
16:50I'm Shandy Fennessy,
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17:21Welcome back to the dating game, everybody.
17:28And, Candy, this is it.
17:29You're going to have to choose
17:29one of those bachelors
17:30for a fabulous date
17:31and only one.
17:33The question is,
17:33will it be bachelor number one,
17:35bachelor number two,
17:37or bachelor number three?
17:38Who is the lucky fellow?
17:40I think I'm going to take
17:41bachelor number three.
17:42Number three!
17:43All right.
17:44We got number three.
17:45All right.
17:47She did a lot of talk
17:48and any reason why?
17:49Just say hello.
17:59He loves golf, football, pool,
18:01and the old movies,
18:02obviously an athlete.
18:03He's also a bartender.
18:05His name is Jeff Gagnon.
18:06Jeff, come on and say hi,
18:07would you please?
18:13Your hello didn't make it, Jeff,
18:14I guess.
18:14He also didn't shoot
18:15as bachelor number two.
18:16He's a rodeo rider
18:18and a champion wrestler
18:19from Omaha, Nebraska,
18:20John Flohn.
18:21John, come on and say hi to Candy.
18:26Candy wants you to look carefully.
18:28He's a gentleman
18:28you did not choose.
18:30John's trying to get out of here.
18:31All right, guys.
18:32You can take off.
18:32That's all right.
18:33Thank you so much
18:33for being on the show
18:34and we'll hope to see you again soon.
18:37It's time now to meet...
18:42He is a gourmet cook,
18:43so if you like to eat,
18:44here's your man.
18:45He's also a carpenter
18:46and a psychotherapist.
18:48That's right.
18:49He's going to get right
18:50into your mind.
18:50Here he is, Lee Solo.
18:52Lee, come on and say hello to Candy.
18:59Congratulations, Lee.
19:00And Candy, listen
19:01and listen to me good.
19:03Because your dream date
19:05is going to bring you
19:05face-to-face
19:06with 200 stars
19:08of the entertainment world.
19:09But not here in Hollywood.
19:11For that dream date,
19:12you're going all the way
19:14to Orlando, Florida.
19:17That's right.
19:19You'll visit
19:20the Stars Hall of Fame,
19:21the world's largest
19:22black museum.
19:23There you'll see
19:24your favorite stars
19:24recreated for you
19:25in memorable scenes
19:26from their exciting
19:27show business careers.
19:29Your exciting date begins
19:30when you board
19:31an Eastern Airlines
19:31Whisper Jet
19:32for your flight
19:33to the radiance
19:33of the Sunshine State.
19:35Upon touchdown,
19:36you'll be met
19:37by the Stars Hall of Fame
19:38vintage gold Rolls Royce.
19:40And your Keystone Cup chauffeur
19:42will deliver you
19:43safely and soundly
19:44to the Orlando Hyatt Hotel,
19:46located in the heart
19:47of the number one
19:48vacation playground
19:49in the world.
19:50There you'll experience
19:50the position of highest service
19:52in one of central Florida's
19:53most glamorous resort hotels.
19:55We hope you both enjoy
19:56exploring this exciting
19:57vacation dreamland
19:58of Orlando,
19:59all brought to you
20:00by the Stars Hall of Fame,
20:01where dreams really do
20:03come true.
20:04Have fun, man.
20:05Thank you so much.
20:06Hey, want to help me
20:07say goodbye?
20:07Come on, time's up.
20:08We'll go over here.
20:09Candy, please?
20:11Come on out, gang.
20:14There she comes,
20:14my very own friend.
20:17Did you get to know
20:17your date a little bit?
20:18No?
20:19Congratulations on
20:20being selected.
20:21Goodbye, no?
20:22You talking at all?
20:25Well, he's carried off.
20:26Maybe he'll come back
20:27and visit with us
20:27some other time.
20:28Anyway, thank you.
20:29Come back and visit
20:30with us some other time
20:31yourself.
20:31And we hope you always
20:32get the date
20:33that you really want.
20:34Ready, Phil, kid?
20:35Come on, let's go.
20:36Here we go.
20:36Oh no.