MOM, I'M PREGNANT

Uamazed83

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00:00I think I might be pregnant.

00:02You got it, you got it.

00:03Hey, that's interesting.

00:04So, why do you think that?

00:06Well, my friend Molly told me that if you sit on the toilet for more than a minute, you get pregnant.

00:11Honey, we talked about this, okay?

00:13Molly is an idiot.

00:15Also, that's not how you get pregnant.

00:16Yeah, otherwise Daddy would be the most pregnant person in the world.

00:19Thank goodness.

00:20I had no idea who the father was.

00:23Okay, she is so confused.

00:25Ah, she'll figure it out in college.

00:26It made me think that it's probably time for you to learn how women actually become pregnant.

00:34Have you heard of sex?

00:35Is that the present that Tyler always surprises Clementine with?

00:39What?

00:39He's always asking her if she likes it when he gives it to her.

00:43That's nice.

00:44That's, uh-huh.

00:45Now, um, sex is something really special between two adults who love each other.

00:51Like you and Daddy?

00:52Exactly.

00:53Are you an Uncle Matt?

00:54No, no, no.

00:55But you love him, don't you?

00:57And he's so cute.

00:58That's a different kind of love.

01:00It's also illegal.

01:02But a great question.

01:03So you just lead the way, and we are not going to stop until you get all your answers.

01:06How much time do you have?

01:08Because I've been wanting to take this conversation past cooties for years now.

01:11I'm going to take this conversation.

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