doctor.who.2023.s02e06 the interstellar song contest
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00:00I'm going to
00:30All right, babe, what's the year 2925 venue how many arena teeth?
00:37Dazzling
01:00Good evening
01:20All we need is two minutes get this vindicator aligned we can get you back to us
01:31All right
01:42Welcome to the 803rd interstellar
02:00So
02:27Right everyone, here we go in a focus, please
02:30Tighter on Rylan.
02:32Music fade out. Steady on 26.
02:35S.O.P., VT, 1.
02:3615, give me audience reaction.
02:38Find some faces. Win.
02:40Are we ready on pre-record 5?
02:41I'll queue it up in standing by.
02:42Graphics, get ready with the voting links.
02:45Rylan, give me some awe.
02:48Awe.
02:49No, awe. A-W-E.
02:51Oh, folks, it is awesome.
02:55The Interstellar Song Contest is transmitted
02:58live across the entire western galactic arm.
03:02An audience of 3 trillion light bulbs
03:04to find one winner.
03:06Queue confetti cannon.
03:09Explosion.
03:10None of these will go away.
03:13Cheers and applause.
03:17Cultivated from 100% organic golden coffee,
03:21coffee honey is every bit as sweet,
03:24rich, and decadent as the real thing.
03:27It's so good, you won't believe it.
03:30Crowd sponsors.
03:33Poppy honey, the galaxy's favourite.
03:35We were worried about nothing.
03:37This proves that the earth survives.
03:39Oh, in style.
03:41I was there in 74 when ABBA won.
03:44Olivia Newton-John came fourth.
03:46Absolute scenes. Absolute scenes.
03:49I watched with my mum and dad when I was little.
03:52Best night of the year.
03:54They'd let me stay up late for voting
03:57as long as I brushed my teeth and got into my pyjamas.
04:00Oh.
04:01Look at me now.
04:03God, it's such a beautiful night.
04:07Where are we? Where's this taking place?
04:09That is not night, that is space.
04:11The Harmony Arena is a space station.
04:14Do you see where we are?
04:16There.
04:18We're inside a bubble on a station in orbit.
04:23The universe is wild, babe.
04:26So, what, the song contest, like, in Australia,
04:30and then, space.
04:31I knew it. I knew that you would enjoy it.
04:33Finally, being with me.
04:35Ah.
04:37OK, gotcha.
04:38CHEERING
04:43Indicator ready and primed.
04:46Thank you, Doctor.
04:51Thank you, Doctor. That's the final link.
04:55Ah, no rush.
04:57I love a good show, right?
05:02I wonder whose seats we're in.
05:04Eh, it's too late now. They've missed it.
05:06CHEERING
05:13They're sitting in our seats.
05:14Those two people are sitting in seats that absolutely,
05:16positively, definitely belong to us.
05:18None of this would have happened if you'd just turned up on time.
05:21You're right, I've said I'm sorry.
05:22It's more than that, Mike. Don't take anything I do seriously.
05:24Oh, it's hardly important, Gary. It's just songs.
05:27Ha! I'm not even going to dignify that with a wrist.
05:30Actually, you know what, I will, because it is not just songs, Mike.
05:33It's part of who I am, and when you make fun of it,
05:35it's like you're making fun of me.
05:36I don't know, Gary, it's like we're going round in circles.
05:38You know, sometimes I think we should...
05:39Hurry up! We're going to miss the beginning!
05:41How many times, why won't you do something?
05:43This is my ticket card. Mine.
05:45Now, would you do your job and get those people out, please?
05:50Phase one activated.
05:56How does that help?
05:58What am I supposed to do now?
05:59What does he mean, phase one?
06:01Phase one activated.
06:03OK, drones, keep it quiet, thank you.
06:05What's phase one?
06:06Whoa!
06:08Whoa!
06:09What was that?
06:11I'm phase one.
06:13Hi.
06:14Who the hell are you?
06:15Who the hell are you?
06:18That's my species, and my name is Kid.
06:20We're in the middle of transmission. Drones, get him out.
06:22I have drone control.
06:24Add on.
06:25Everyone, stay calm.
06:26Nobody move. This gallery is mine.
06:28Aargh!
06:33Uh, let's...
06:35Shall we say hello to some contestants?
06:36Really? Yeah, let's do that.
06:37Uh, who have we got? Oh, hello.
06:39I see hot favourites.
06:40It's Gaurav from Triumph!
06:43Hello, everyone.
06:45I'm so excited.
06:47Honestly, it's such an honour to be here.
06:50I mean, what a night. I can't wait to sing.
06:53Lock West 7, bulkhead 5, and keep them guarded.
06:57Although it's a shame they're going to miss the show.
07:07Miss me?
07:08You have no idea.
07:10It's time, gorgeous.
07:11Phase two.
07:15Wynne, whatever you're doing, stop.
07:18I took a chance on you.
07:19No-one employs Hellions, but I did.
07:21How benevolent of you, baby.
07:23Here, the backup.
07:25Thank you for being...
07:29That's the dress rehearsal.
07:30Broadcasting across the galaxy.
07:33And no-one's going to know the difference.
07:35Well, that's where you're wrong.
07:36Ryland wasn't at the dress.
07:38He was still in deep freeze.
07:41We're ready for that.
07:43Publicity comms can say he got food poisoning.
07:46Tell them he ate something nasty.
07:50Later on, you can vote using your home-new-roll
07:52hypersync headset, or, of course, on the app.
07:56And on behalf of the Interstellar Song Contest,
08:00it's Bode Nuit all around the galaxy.
08:02From Alpha Centauri to the sight of new habitats,
08:06songs and music and joy can unite us all.
08:12THE GALAXY
08:15Let go of me!
08:18I'm so scranted.
08:19Gallery.
08:21Gallery, what's happening?
08:22Have you got control of the arena?
08:24That's correct. We're just re-routing.
08:25It's nothing to worry about, Adam.
08:27We've got about 30 seconds
08:28till they realise anything is wrong.
08:30It's all I need.
08:36And QPT.
08:37HE CHUCKLES
08:40Anyone?
08:42Fine.
08:43Let's start the show, shall we?
08:46CHEERING
08:47It's Liz Lizardine from the planet Lizoko,
08:50with her song, I Love You,
08:52but my heart says no!
08:54CHEERING
08:57MUSIC CONTINUES
09:03We saw you cross the Astroport!
09:08Safety protocols...
09:10BELL RINGS
09:11..off.
09:13But you can't do that.
09:14We saw you tall and super cool...
09:17Lena, anyone? Are you there?
09:19What, is this amateur hour?
09:20Rala, my name is Kid.
09:21I'm a big fan.
09:22Who's Kid?
09:23This is the greatest song contest in the universe,
09:26so, as you would say, let's raise the roof!
09:29I love you, but my heart says no!
09:34MUSIC STOPS
09:36How are you going to vote
09:37if you don't listen to the song properly?
09:39Yeah, Bell, I think that there might be a...
09:41BUZZER
09:42MUSIC CONTINUES
09:56Is that... part of the show?
09:59BUZZER
10:12Danger, air shield collapsing.
10:16Danger, air shield collapsing.
10:21Do you know my favourite kind of music?
10:25Up.
10:26ROCKET LAUNCHES
10:29ROCKET LAUNCHES
10:33ROCKET LAUNCHES
10:36ROCKET LAUNCHES
10:39ROCKET LAUNCHES
10:41ROCKET LAUNCHES
10:56ROCKET LAUNCHES
10:57ROCKET LAUNCHES
11:03Fire!
11:06No, no, no, no, no.
11:31again.
11:42Doctor?
11:55The dress rehearsal is still broadcasting.
11:58The arena is purged.
12:02Closing the shield to maintain integrity.
12:05You're monsters.
12:07That's what people have said to me my whole life.
12:12Because of the horns.
12:18I'm only doing the things you expect of me.
12:28Moving to phase three.
12:31Final phase.
12:34Touch the device.
12:39Device to the gallery.
12:40Listen to me.
12:41They're not dead.
12:42The Mavity shell is still on.
12:44It's not too late.
12:45You could still save those people.
12:47I said I'm busy!
12:58With this.
13:00What is it?
13:01It's called a delta wave.
13:05It's phase three.
13:09It's the absolute best.
13:22Oh my god, I'm not the only one.
13:24What do we do?
13:25What the hell happened?
13:26I have no idea.
13:27And we're locked in.
13:28Don't worry.
13:29I started off in a tech squad.
13:30I can open this.
13:31I can just trip the code switch.
13:34My friend.
13:36My friend went up through the roof.
13:38Is there some sort of air bubble or something?
13:41Can't we call for rescue?
13:43Are there emergency services?
13:45They've got to exist.
13:46We can't call.
13:48We're enclosed now.
13:50What does that mean?
13:51Gambling rules.
13:53If people could transmit from here,
13:55we could hyperstream it back to the other side of the galaxy
13:57before the results get there.
13:58So all signals are blocked and closed.
14:00So...
14:02No one knows.
14:04No one's doing anything.
14:07There's no police.
14:08Or until the show ends.
14:12And now, from the planet Grimborn,
14:14it's Duckatoo!
14:21It's a dress rehearsal.
14:22It must be playing on automatic.
14:24But...
14:26We can't just...
14:28How do we...
14:31Oh, my God.
14:33I've got no way out.
14:36My mum and dad will just sit there,
14:38waiting, like, forever.
14:41I don't even know where I am.
14:42You're on the Harmony Station.
14:44Where's that?
14:45Sector Diamond Five.
14:46But where's that?
14:47Master Van Gosseter.
14:48But where's that?
14:49Where the hell am I?
14:51I'm stuck here on my own.
14:54And I don't want to...
14:55Hey. Hey.
14:56You're alive.
14:59You're alive.
15:02What's your name?
15:06Belinda.
15:07Nice name, Belinda.
15:09I'm Korra.
15:11Hi, Korra.
15:14I'm sorry.
15:15I'm just...
15:19My friend.
15:21God.
15:23He was so wonderful.
15:26And I never got to tell him.
15:30This is weird.
15:32I'm tapping into the computer core,
15:33but it's being overridden.
15:35It's something new.
15:36Like, the software's rewriting everything.
15:41But what for?
15:46Seeking software and calibrating.
15:50You can still help those people.
15:52I saw you save that contestant.
15:53Don't say a word.
15:55That was the girl from Trion.
15:57What's so special about her?
15:58Shut it.
16:00We're doing this for Helya.
16:02Those people can't be saved.
16:20Go back.
16:22Go back.
16:23Grandfather.
16:25Go back.
16:35Someone leave.
16:42What are you doing?
16:50I'm not seriously going to use a confetti cannon
16:52to fly through space.
16:59He's doing the airlock.
17:20No.
17:23Gary.
17:24Medical kit on the wall.
17:25Break the seal and bring it to me.
17:27It's all right, sweetheart.
17:28I've got you.
17:30My name is Mike.
17:32Michael Gamiston.
17:33I'm a nurse.
17:36You're amazing.
17:37Two hearts.
17:38You show off.
17:39The spiritual bipolar system.
17:40Very clever.
17:42Oh, you're an amazing little creature.
17:45You're going to be okay.
17:46Now hold on.
17:47Never seen you at work before.
17:48Good, because that would mean you're very ill.
17:50And I don't want that.
17:51Now this might hurt.
18:02Oh.
18:03Madam.
18:04Did I just fly through space on a confetti cannon?
18:07Yeah.
18:08Camp.
18:16I was frozen.
18:17You were lucky.
18:18You should see it out there.
18:19It's carnage.
18:20Must be 100,000 dead.
18:21No.
18:22No, not dead.
18:23I'm sorry, but look at him.
18:24Look at me.
18:25I survived.
18:26You were lucky, mate.
18:27I was clever, Mike.
18:28Did you say Mike?
18:29Mike.
18:30And your name?
18:31Gary.
18:32I was clever, Mike and Gary,
18:33because Mavity is holding them back.
18:34I triplicated the Mavity fleet.
18:35All those people are still alive.
18:36So they're not just floating.
18:37They're in Mavitic suspension.
18:38In a state of preservation.
18:40But it's freezing it.
18:41Exactly.
18:42Exactly.
18:43That helps us.
18:44I've seen it happen.
18:45It's like when a body is plunged into freezing water.
18:46The life signs get suspended,
18:47but they can be revived.
18:49Belinda.
18:51Belinda.
18:52Belinda is out there.
18:53Frozen.
18:55And the TARDIS is gone.
18:57What do I do?
18:58What do I do?
18:59What do I do?
19:00Look, that's 100,000 people.
19:02Frozen and suspended in space to reach them.
19:05You catch them and revive every single one of them.
19:08You'd need to be some sort of insane genius.
19:11Hello.
19:13I'm the Doctor.
19:16We're starting you up, aren't we?
19:18We should be ready to broadcast during song 14.
19:22Which is?
19:23Cora St. Bavier.
19:25She, her.
19:26Best voice, best act, best song.
19:30Our dearly departed Cora St. Bavier
19:34is going to blow their minds.
19:43If I can tap into the helium core,
19:45maybe I can... No.
19:47No, that may not work.
19:48Uh, oh.
19:49New software.
19:52It says it's Helium script.
19:53Who are the Heliums?
19:54From the planet Helium.
19:55My mum and dad used to vacation there.
19:57All those fields of hell poppied as far as the eye could see.
19:59Said it was stunning.
20:00Yeah, it's all ruined now.
20:01Totally destroyed.
20:02They say the Heliums did it to themselves.
20:05I wonder what they're up to.
20:46Oh, God.
21:05You OK?
21:06Yeah, alive.
21:07You?
21:08Yeah, just about.
21:10I love you.
21:11I love you.
21:12Oh, time and a place, boys.
21:14That was a primitive delta wave aimed at the temporal lobe of the brain.
21:17How many people are watching the song contest?
21:20Three trillion.
21:21If they route that signal through the station and transmit,
21:24it will kill every single person watching.
21:29They're going to kill them all.
21:37I've got it.
21:38It's the Heliums.
21:40They did this.
21:41What are Heliums?
21:42Weird lot.
21:43They say they practice cannibalism and witchcraft.
21:46They've got these horns.
21:47People say they give them psychic powers.
21:49Yeah, people say that a lot.
21:53About species they don't understand.
21:59If I am going to fight that signal, I'm going to need a caustic hyperlink.
22:02I've got it.
22:03There's a tech desk over here.
22:04I can access it.
22:14Hyperlinks, dazzle filters, retroscope, beeline blockers.
22:18You know your stuff.
22:19That's my boy.
22:22What is this place, a museum?
22:24The history of the entire contest, or as I like to call it, paradise.
22:29That's how I got the posh seats.
22:31I worked on the song contest tech design.
22:33I was in charge of the hologram archive.
22:35What did you say?
22:37Welcome, visitors.
22:38Hello.
22:39Wishing I hadn't sold my likeness in perpetuity, but here we are.
22:43No way!
22:45I met him at Brighton Pride.
22:47What a weekend.
22:49I'm Graham Norton, long since dead.
22:51Sad face.
22:53But from humble beginnings on planet Earth, the Interstellar Song Contest now spans the entire universe.
23:05Are you okay?
23:08Belinda would have loved this.
23:10Is that your friend?
23:11I'm her protector.
23:15And I swore that I'd get her home.
23:19I keep thinking.
23:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
23:29Stop.
23:30Good, good, good, good, good, good.
23:34Have you found that hyperlink?
23:36Have you found that hyperlink?
23:37Oh, uh...
23:39Go ahead.
23:42Vision is on.
23:46What's going on?
23:49Someone's interfering with my systems.
23:56I recommend you stop that right now, sweetheart.
24:00Who are you?
24:01Tell me exactly who you are.
24:04Is that the Doctor?
24:05It's the Doctor!
24:06Can I see him?
24:07Tonight, Rylan, I'll be representing revenge against the Corporation.
24:10My name is Keith.
24:11He's alive!
24:13He's alive!
24:14Who do you represent?
24:17The Doctor.
24:18The last of the Time Lords.
24:21Good name for a band.
24:27You did all of this.
24:30And now you're threatening three trillion people.
24:34Except I am here telling you no.
24:38If you come anywhere near the Gallery, I'll purge the airlocks and clear the whole station.
24:43And you know what I'll do?
24:46I will survive, and I will find you.
24:49And you can run and hide and whimper all you like, but I will find you.
24:53Because you have put ice in my heart, darling.
24:57You put it there.
24:58So I will cast your body out into the void.
25:02And I will stand and watch you freeze to death.
25:09That's... not him.
25:12The Delta wave is at 95%. You need to encode the final collaboration.
25:16No.
25:22Thank you for your empty threats.
25:25This conversation is over.
25:29Drone guards?
25:31He's in the museum.
25:33Find and execute.
25:35Immediately.
25:39Korra?
25:41Do you know them?
25:44He was called Gwen.
25:47He was called Kid.
25:49As in... baby goat?
25:53As in his mother was shot...
25:56before anyone asked her his name.
25:58How'd you know so much about Hellions, Korra?
26:06Because...
26:09I'm one of them.
26:26I couldn't tell you.
26:28We're not allowed to sing.
26:31We're treated like a scum, right across the galaxy.
26:36So...
26:38what happened?
26:40How did you...
26:43I'm sorry, I don't know how to ask.
26:46Did you cut your horns off yourself?
26:50No.
26:52Did you cut your horns off yourself?
26:57Was it by choice?
27:00By force.
27:03Valeo is the most harmless world in the sky.
27:07And the Corporation brought the entire planet...
27:10including its population, for one reason only...
27:14to harvest the Hell Poppy.
27:17Is that like... drugs?
27:20No.
27:22It's for that.
27:27Poppy, honey.
27:30I'm sorry.
27:32Your planet was invaded... for honey.
27:36No.
27:37My planet was invaded for honey flavoring.
27:42They took the seeds and burned the fields so we could never grow back.
27:46So Kit blames the Corporation and the Corporation sponsors the contest.
27:51He's out to get revenge.
27:53And that includes every single viewer.
27:58You know him.
28:01Do you think you could stop him?
28:04They might listen to me.
28:06Len, you understand the door systems.
28:09Maybe you can...
28:10I'm not helping you.
28:12Then help everyone else.
28:13Len, that gallery is seven floors above us.
28:16If you can get the elevators working, then maybe I could talk to them.
28:20I want to get there, too.
28:22Because that's where the Doctor will be heading.
28:25I've never seen him like this before.
28:27And trust me, if he's angry...
28:30this whole world is going to shake.
28:36All I need to do is trip that switch,
28:39fold it over and kink that together until it becomes a single conduit.
28:42Doctor.
28:43Once I've done that, if I flip the whole system back...
28:45Doctor.
28:46Once it is folded back, I can employ a micro-stitch.
28:49Doctor!
28:55Then I can link this rod into a fully energized hyperlink.
28:58Now, if only I had an expert in triangulation.
29:04That's me.
29:05Sir, I invented the triangulation system.
29:08Gary!
29:09Yes?
29:12I like it.
29:14Thank God.
29:15And now, from the planet Trion, it's Cora Saint-Baptiste!
29:19I'm counting down.
29:22Zone 14.
29:24Get ready to transmit a delta wave.
29:35All those years working on that song...
29:37and you lied to me, Cora.
29:39I'm telling you, when I get this done...
29:42you're on your own.
29:48When the device hits 100...
29:50the corporation will be remembered for a massacre.
29:56This disorder is off the scale.
29:59Please think of them, all those people at home.
30:02Did they ever think about us?
30:05No, they did not!
30:06Delta wave, 99%.
30:09When I tell you to stop...
30:15you really should stop.
30:17Please.
30:19Or what?
30:20Or you'll regret it.
30:22Because I have met so many versions of you, kid.
30:24And revenge is just an excuse.
30:28Because your cold, filthy heart just likes to kill.
30:36Well, Doctor.
30:39If you insist.
30:44What?
30:47Lost him.
30:48I know it's a fake.
30:50Hiya.
30:53Don't move!
30:54You know what? In case I do this...
31:00Big mistake.
31:02Hiya!
31:04See, the thing about holograms is...
31:06they're kind of soft.
31:08And they fizz.
31:09And they crackle.
31:10And they're kind of no use, unless you're me.
31:13And you convert them into hard light.
31:16In which case...
31:18a hologram can hurt.
31:31Hiya!
31:42How many people did you want to kill?
31:44Three trillion?
31:45How about we try this three trillion times?
31:56Go!
32:01Go!
32:06Come on!
32:31Come on!
32:54Drone guard override.
32:55Default asthmatics.
32:57Drone guard revert.
32:58On those two.
33:02I won't apologize.
33:08You abandoned me.
33:10You left me there to rot.
33:12So we had to do it.
33:14We had to tell the galaxy about the corporation.
33:18What have you ever done, Korra?
33:21Except hide.
33:27Get them out of here.
33:28Shuttle them to the Justice Monolith.
33:32I'll see you again, Doctor.
33:35I'll be ready, kid.
33:41Believe me, that ice that you put in my heart...
33:44I think it's still there.
33:48I think it'll be there forever now.
33:51So you take care.
34:02But what do we do?
34:03It still isn't over.
34:04There's still a hundred thousand people out there.
34:06Trapped in that Mavity thing.
34:09There's nothing we can do.
34:11They're all going to die.
34:12We're all going to die.
34:14No.
34:15There's gotta be something.
34:31Ryan.
34:34Do you see?
34:35All those people were frozen in the Mavity shell.
34:38Perfectly suspended in space.
34:41But, but...
34:43If only I had a hologram expert...
34:47Who could fashion hard light into a tractor beam.
34:51Can you do that, Gary?
34:53I'd do anything for you.
34:55Gary.
34:58Anything?
35:02No.
35:10Got him.
35:14Oh, if only, if only...
35:16I had medical staff...
35:18That could turn Ryan's cryogenic chamber into a revival booth.
35:21What do you say, Mike?
35:22I'll do anything for you.
35:24Back in a queue.
35:25Hurry up, Matt!
35:28Blood pressure balanced.
35:29Sinus is level minus one and zero.
35:42Oh my God!
35:43I'm so pleased to meet you!
35:44It's Ryland!
35:47I'm sorry.
35:48Mr. Clark, my name is Belinda.
35:50I'm a nurse.
35:51Don't worry, you're fine.
35:52We're just going to go check you out, okay?
35:53Okay, yeah.
35:54Okay?
35:55Wait, what happened?
35:56Oh, you came back from the dead.
35:58Thumbs up my career.
36:01Amazing.
36:02Amazing, amazing!
36:04Now, can you do that 100,000 times?
36:09Yeah.
36:29Oh, my God!
36:32If only I had someone's medical staff...
36:34To turn this VIP pod into a revival booth.
36:59Ladies, gentlemen, others, betters, whatevers, we are back!
37:12Oh, and that is the spirit of the song contest.
37:15It's not about the winning.
37:17No.
37:18But it is the joy of each other.
37:21Oh, come on, Ryland, do your stuff.
37:23Now, the actual contest is going to take place
37:27Now, the actual contest is a little bit null and void,
37:29what with us nearly dying and everything.
37:31She looks well.
37:32But there is one song.
37:35One song we want you all to hear right across the galaxy.
37:40With all three trillion of you watching,
37:43I give to you Cora Zimbabwe.
37:57This is a song the Corporation tried to hide.
38:03The song of my home planet, Helia.
38:12To remind us of the world that we lost.
38:16To remember a civilization that the Corporation destroyed.
38:21It's beauty.
38:25It's history.
38:29It's soul.
38:51It's beauty.
38:54It's history.
38:57It's soul.
39:00It's beauty.
39:03It's history.
39:06It's soul.
39:09It's beauty.
39:12It's history.
39:15It's soul.
39:19It's beauty.
39:23It's soul.
39:27It's beauty.
39:31It's history.
39:34It's soul.
39:37It's beauty.
39:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
39:57oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
40:09oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
40:39Oh
41:09There you go, they found it on the asteroid spot, it's a tough old thing.
41:31I better get back, still a lot of accident forms to fill in.
41:36I don't think I've ever told you, you're wonderful.
42:05Still, I don't really know what you're thinking, you scared me back there.
42:23I scared myself, the death of three trillion people triggered me, it made me think of my
42:30whole planet, because they all died, in a single second, every last time Lord.
42:39I got this image.
42:43Grandfather?
42:44I need to get you home.
42:59If I disappear for much longer, they're going to make a podcast about me, and besides, there
43:07is a very tasty chef on Hinge, who's going to think I ghosted him, so fire up that vindicator
43:13and get me back to planet Earth.
43:15Planet Earth, age old home of the human race, also dogs, cats, parrots, polar bears and
43:20measles.
43:21Oh my God, it's Graeme Norton.
43:23Poor old Earth died many years ago.
43:28Hologram explain?
43:29The history books say the planet ended on the old Earth date, May the 24th, 2025.
43:35What?
43:36Ended?
43:37Ended how?
43:38It is said the planet disintegrated into rock and dust and ashes.
43:43All the memories here were sieved from the rubble of a civilization that died in a single
43:49second.
43:50Cause?
43:51Unknown.
43:58That was the day that I left.
44:05How can the whole world be dead?
44:07I don't know, but we are going to find out.
44:09As we finally have enough readings on the vindicator, this thing is working.
44:14Belle, I am not just going to take you home, I am going to save your home.
44:19Here we go.
44:28What?
44:29What's happening?
44:38What is that noise?
44:45That is the sound of May the 24th.
44:58Here we go, this is the last one.
45:03Yes!
45:04I have quite a few of some side effects, but I can get you to a sick bay.
45:07Has he gone?
45:08My name is Mike and I am a nurse.
45:09I said, has he gone?
45:10Who?
45:11The doctor.
45:13Do you know the doctor?
45:14Yeah, he's gone.
45:15We looked for him, but he's just disappeared.
45:18Then it's safe.
45:21I am afraid my daughter will die.
45:23Then it's safe.
45:26I am afraid my double brain stem froze.
45:29Lethal for a time, lady.
45:32But I've got my own knack for survival.
45:35I suppose I should think of some famous last words.
45:40How about...
45:43Let battle begin.
45:49Oh, must we?
45:50How inelegant.
45:51Oh, I'm ever so sorry, ma'am.
45:57They never taught me that in nursing school.
46:05We've bi-generated, evidently.
46:08But how did you...
46:10Are you both the same person?
46:11Unfortunately, yes.
46:14Our name is Virani.
46:16Although she's become A-Rani.
46:20While I'm Thee-Rani.
46:24A definite article, so to speak.
46:27Now, have you got the Vindicator readings?
46:30Yeah, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am.
46:34Then come with me, Mrs. Flood.
46:35Out of the way, boys.
46:37Because I have a date to arrange.
46:39As for the doctor, I will bring him absolute terror.
46:44That's what I said.
46:45Shut up.
46:46Yes, ma'am.
46:49Let's go.
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