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Discover the delicate balance of love and conflict in our latest short film, where family bonds are tested and hearts are touched. Witness a story that delves deep into the challenges and triumphs of familial relationships, all wrapped up in a compelling narrative that will leave you reflecting on your own life. Don't miss this emotional journey through the intricacies of love and family dynamics.
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Transcript
00:00:00And I'm here to protect you.
00:00:02You better listen to everything I say.
00:00:04That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:00:06He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:00:10What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:00:12You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age?
00:00:16Harper, that is so nasty!
00:00:21I don't kiss.
00:00:22And I don't make love, Harper.
00:00:24Maybe I'm into that.
00:00:25I'm too dangerous.
00:00:28You know what's not cute?
00:00:30Me jealous.
00:00:35Anthony, you're jealous.
00:00:38What the hell is happening to me?
00:00:40I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:00:42You know I'm dangerous.
00:00:44I'll get you, Harper.
00:00:46You are steady.
00:00:58Oh, looking good, girl.
00:01:10Just another creep.
00:01:11Just my luck.
00:01:16Please pick up.
00:01:19Hi, Dad.
00:01:20I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:01:24Sure thing, hon.
00:01:25Mr. Reed.
00:01:26Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:01:28He'll be there soon.
00:01:31What?
00:01:32Who?
00:01:35Drugging girls in my club?
00:01:37You must have a death wish.
00:01:44You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:53Shut up.
00:01:54You have the worst timing.
00:01:56You know that favor you owe me?
00:01:59I'm cashing it in.
00:02:01Now.
00:02:08What are you doing?
00:02:09What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:02:16It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:02:19You'll get away from me, creep.
00:02:20Ah, you got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:02:25Stop!
00:02:26Let's see what else he can do.
00:02:30What the hell?
00:02:37Mr. Collins?
00:02:38That's his best friend?
00:02:51You're shivering.
00:02:53Come on, kiddo.
00:02:54Kiddo?
00:02:55Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:56I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:03:00Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:03:02Let's go.
00:03:10I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:03:15I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:03:25Something wrong?
00:03:29Your arm is...
00:03:33wet...
00:03:35from the rain.
00:03:38Wipe it, then.
00:03:45That's not good.
00:03:58There's no rain up there.
00:04:00Right, sorry.
00:04:05So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:04:08I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags,
00:04:13Picking up some guy's daughter.
00:04:19Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:04:24I don't do small talk.
00:04:28Okay then.
00:04:32Oh, wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:34I need to pick something.
00:04:35No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:37I am 22 years old.
00:04:38Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:40Shut up! You're not that much older than me.
00:04:43Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol
00:04:46because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:48and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:50And nobody...
00:04:52If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:55Yes.
00:05:03I'll be good.
00:05:14You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:05:17It's not safe.
00:05:19Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:21Yeah.
00:05:22Why didn't you say something?
00:05:24I just did.
00:05:25You freaking creep!
00:05:27Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:44Are you done checking me out?
00:05:46I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:48I was not checking you out.
00:05:50That was a yawn.
00:05:51Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:53It's past your bedtime.
00:05:57Stop calling me kid.
00:06:14You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:21This is a small kickback?
00:06:23Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:26Does your dad know about that?
00:06:28Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:32I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:35And neither do you.
00:06:36I'm not going to be here.
00:06:38I'm not going to be here.
00:06:40I'm not going to be here.
00:06:42And neither do you.
00:06:43Yeah, about that.
00:06:44I live here now. He put me in charge.
00:06:47And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:48Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:52This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:07:02You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:07:05I don't have another choice.
00:07:07I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:07:09and this is my last year of college,
00:07:11and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:07:16Fine. Have your kickback.
00:07:18Or not.
00:07:19Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:23I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:29Who is that?
00:07:36I'm going to kill you.
00:07:37Count your days, slut.
00:07:39It's not a big deal. I can explain.
00:07:41This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:43Your dad was talking about him as sick fuck.
00:07:46You guys were spying on me?
00:07:47Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:50That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:52It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:55Your choice.
00:08:02You are not living here.
00:08:04I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:08:06I don't need a babysitter.
00:08:09Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:13You better not show your face in there.
00:08:15I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:24God damn it.
00:08:25Promise to Mark.
00:08:27I promise.
00:08:35Whoa.
00:08:36Who's this?
00:08:37Wow, Grandpa?
00:08:38Grandpa?
00:08:40He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:42What?
00:08:48Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:52I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:54Apparently, this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:56And rich dad means...
00:08:58Fancy alcohol!
00:09:04Hi.
00:09:05Hi.
00:09:06Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:08I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:11Duh.
00:09:12Couldn't miss it.
00:09:15It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:17Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:22Thanks, Heather.
00:09:23Thanks, Heather.
00:09:24Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:26Enjoy the party!
00:09:31I guess this bottle of McCallum makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:36Where's Harper?
00:09:38Harper?
00:09:41Forget Harper.
00:09:43Hang out with me.
00:09:45I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:49I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:52I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:55Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:58Talk or no talk?
00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:03For that nobody Harper?
00:10:06Sorry, ladies.
00:10:07I don't like my women.
00:10:09Desperate.
00:10:12Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again.
00:10:14And I'll make you regret it.
00:10:16Huh?
00:10:18He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:20I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:34Oh, Harper! Hey!
00:10:36Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:39Everyone is using the one downstairs and...
00:10:42Ew!
00:10:43Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:45You're, like, your school royalty.
00:10:48Thanks!
00:10:49You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:54We're friends?
00:10:56Of course!
00:10:58I have to pee.
00:11:00Wait for me?
00:11:01Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:02I'll just be right outside my own room.
00:11:12What dirt can I find?
00:11:20Oh, this is gold!
00:11:25Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:31Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:35I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:11:48The hell?
00:11:49Harper!
00:11:50Harper!
00:11:51Harper!
00:11:52Harper!
00:11:53Harper!
00:11:54Harper!
00:11:55Harper!
00:11:56Harper!
00:11:57Harper!
00:11:58Harper!
00:11:59Harper!
00:12:00Harper!
00:12:01Harper!
00:12:02The hell?
00:12:09Attention, everybody!
00:12:11Hello!
00:12:12You all seem a little bored.
00:12:15So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:20...a few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:24Let's see.
00:12:26Dear diary,
00:12:28Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:30Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:33Oh, Harper.
00:12:36Daddy issues much?
00:12:41No!
00:12:42I can't give it back!
00:12:46Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.
00:12:50That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!
00:12:53And honestly,
00:12:55he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:13:00Did you fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:04Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:06No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:08Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:10Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:18Let's walk her down.
00:13:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:33Just that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend.
00:14:03You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:08Come to her part. Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:16It was a joke. It was a joke.
00:14:18Joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:22Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:27I wish that's enough. Let her go.
00:14:32Yeah, one last.
00:14:37What the hell is wrong with you?
00:14:38You're too old to be this petty.
00:14:40You're damn right I'm petty. Let's get one thing straight.
00:14:43Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:14:46If you mess with her again, fuck you up.
00:14:52But we're literally just friends.
00:14:54I don't give a fuck. Everyone else, the fuck out.
00:15:04What the hell was that?
00:15:08What the hell was that?
00:15:24She hurt you.
00:15:25Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:15:33You're crying.
00:15:35Why are you crying?
00:15:36I don't understand.
00:15:38Those aren't your friends, kid. They just tried to hurt you.
00:15:41I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:15:44Stupid. I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina's fault because you just embarrassed me in front of her.
00:15:49I'm going to stop you right here.
00:15:50And she's the queen of our school.
00:15:51I said stop.
00:15:54I said stop.
00:15:57I don't care if she runs the school. We'll find you another school. I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:02I'm here to keep you safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students just because you run some sort of shady business.
00:16:07I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:11I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:17And I told you to stop acting like one.
00:16:21Oh, yeah?
00:16:24If I'm such a kid, what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:16:32Sorry, kid. That's my gun.
00:16:35You're going to have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:16:39You better not be here tomorrow.
00:16:46Please tell me you're gone.
00:16:57You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:01I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:08Oh.
00:17:11God.
00:17:18What?
00:17:25What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:17:29No.
00:17:34No, no, no, no, no. This cannot be happening. He's going to be back in a second.
00:17:45You know, if you wanted to play, you could've just asked.
00:17:50I don't want to I don't want to play. What do you even do with these you perv?
00:17:54Oh, I'm the perv? You're the one who came into my room into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:00I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:05Uncuff me.
00:18:09What are your manners?
00:18:12Say, please.
00:18:16I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:18:21Give me the key.
00:18:28You and I are going to establish some ground rules. Are you ready to listen like a good little girl?
00:18:33Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:18:39Rule number one.
00:18:41There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:18:45You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:18:48So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:18:53I can take care of my-
00:18:55Rule number two.
00:18:57No talking back.
00:18:59I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:19:07Rule number three.
00:19:10Don't start any games.
00:19:13You're not ready to play.
00:19:28So what else do you have planned today?
00:19:33My plans are none of your concern.
00:19:35Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:19:42You can have your privacy.
00:19:45Until sunset.
00:19:47What does that mean?
00:19:51You have curfew.
00:19:53Ah!
00:20:12How's my daughter?
00:20:14Um, hot.
00:20:16What was that?
00:20:17Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:20:19Why the hell did I say that?
00:20:21You're watching her, not me.
00:20:23Is she back from class?
00:20:24She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:20:27Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:20:29She's fine, Mark.
00:20:30Good.
00:20:31You're my best friend.
00:20:32You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:20:40You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:20:49Give me some time.
00:20:51Still gonna try.
00:20:53Open my heart to you.
00:20:56Give me some time.
00:20:58Take a while.
00:21:00Open my heart to you.
00:21:14You're in a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:21:18Who wants me to keep you out of trouble here at a goddamn strip club?
00:21:32Uh, excuse me.
00:21:33We're filming.
00:21:34Filming?
00:21:35Filming what?
00:21:36Some real hot stuff.
00:21:38Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:21:39Go find a room somewhere else.
00:21:41I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:21:42It says her location is here.
00:21:44So step aside before I make you.
00:21:47Nope.
00:21:48Harper's my best friend.
00:21:49And she didn't mention some old dude we'd be looking for.
00:21:51Hey, wait!
00:21:52Wait!
00:21:53Wait!
00:21:54Wait!
00:22:00You look so sexy.
00:22:01Keep going.
00:22:10You shouldn't be here.
00:22:11You shouldn't be here.
00:22:13I tried to stop him.
00:22:16Hey!
00:22:17No, Harper.
00:22:18You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:22:20What do you think you're doing here?
00:22:21It's for a class project.
00:22:23Give me this camera back, you prick.
00:22:24Class my ass.
00:22:26Is that what you wanted?
00:22:27You told her to get her here?
00:22:28I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:22:29Chris, stop!
00:22:30Not until I pummel this creep.
00:22:32Then the camera's next.
00:22:33Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:22:34Don't have the camera.
00:22:35Cost a thousand dollars.
00:22:36You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your whore.
00:22:38That is enough!
00:22:47These look amazing, Harper.
00:22:48Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:22:49Read to the whole classies list.
00:22:50No one's going to see these.
00:22:51Deleting them.
00:22:52What?
00:22:53That is art.
00:22:54Give me this camera back, or I swear to God, I'll go out there, and I'll give one of those
00:22:55creeps a lap dance.
00:22:56See how much my dad likes that?
00:22:57Your choice.
00:22:58What?
00:22:59What?
00:23:00What?
00:23:01What?
00:23:02What?
00:23:03What?
00:23:04What?
00:23:05What?
00:23:06What?
00:23:07What?
00:23:08What?
00:23:09What?
00:23:10What?
00:23:11What?
00:23:12What?
00:23:13What?
00:23:14What?
00:23:15Wait, what?
00:23:16I swear.
00:23:17You're going to let me go someplace?
00:23:18The camera it is.
00:23:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:23:24You asshole!
00:23:25If you ever ask Harper to do something like this, I will jam that camera so far down your
00:23:30throat, you'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:23:33What the fuck is your problem?
00:23:40You're leaving.
00:23:41Now.
00:23:45So first you stalked me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:23:53I did it for your own good.
00:23:55You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:23:58You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:24:02You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:24:05Like a piece of meat.
00:24:07My classmate?
00:24:08It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:24:11Jealous?
00:24:12Jealous?
00:24:14Jealous?
00:24:15Jealous?
00:24:20You're cute, Harper.
00:24:21I'll give you that.
00:24:22And those things you do?
00:24:25They're cute too.
00:24:27You know what's not cute?
00:24:30Me jealous.
00:24:31Now you were right.
00:24:32I'm in some shady business.
00:24:33And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:24:36But you better not test me.
00:24:38Or I'll break you.
00:24:41In more than one way, Harper.
00:24:47Well, guess what?
00:24:49You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:24:53Just admit that you want me.
00:25:01What the hell is happening to me?
00:25:04There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:25:08Put your seatbelt on.
00:25:10You know what, Chris?
00:25:11You want to be my bodyguard?
00:25:12Fine.
00:25:13But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:25:16Let's see if Dad keeps you around then.
00:25:19So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:25:24No.
00:25:26Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:25:28Oh my god, Maria, no!
00:25:29Ew!
00:25:31That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:25:33He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:25:36He secretly wants to fuck you.
00:25:38I don't know.
00:25:39But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:25:42Um, wait.
00:25:44You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:25:48Think about it.
00:25:50What?
00:25:52We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:25:54The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:25:56So that's step one.
00:25:58You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:26:01He was jealous, Harps.
00:26:03Yeah, right.
00:26:04Jealous of me?
00:26:05A college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:26:07He's like a tech genius billionaire hobbyist MMA fighter.
00:26:12Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:26:14Jealous over you.
00:26:15It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:26:18So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:26:23Until it snaps.
00:26:24And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:26:27And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time.
00:26:34Here's to operation seduction.
00:26:36Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:26:39Because I get what I want.
00:26:51Sexy outfit, check.
00:26:53Popcorn, check.
00:26:55The notebook, the only movie that can make a guy cry, check.
00:27:04Well, what do you want?
00:27:06You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:27:08Um, popcorn?
00:27:10Harper, you idiot.
00:27:12Seduce him.
00:27:13I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:27:18But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:27:22Wait, wait, wait.
00:27:24I have a date, but that's not important.
00:27:26Your pulse is racing.
00:27:28What's going on?
00:27:30Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:27:33No, I just...
00:27:35I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:27:38But it's not...
00:27:50Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:27:53Well, what about your date?
00:28:02Jane.
00:28:03Jane, Jane.
00:28:05Jane, Jane, no, don't go.
00:28:13How are you not going to tell me?
00:28:15I'm not going to tell you.
00:28:17I'm not going to tell you.
00:28:20How are you not crying?
00:28:22This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:28:24Because it's not real.
00:28:26This is ridiculous.
00:28:28No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:28:32It's true love.
00:28:34There's no such thing as true love.
00:28:36Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:28:39Or...
00:28:41maybe...
00:28:43you're just a soulless AI bot.
00:28:49And there are batteries in your back.
00:28:57What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:29:02What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:29:07Now, come on.
00:29:08Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:29:15Don't mess with me, Harper. I'm not a toy. I'll ruin you.
00:29:18Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:29:21As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:29:27Not a lie.
00:29:29You are a beautiful woman.
00:29:31And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:29:33You can't handle me.
00:29:35Try me.
00:29:40I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:29:43I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper.
00:29:47Maybe I'm into that.
00:29:49No.
00:29:51I don't think you are.
00:29:55What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:30:09Shut up and watch the movie.
00:30:17You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:30:19Not be seduced by him.
00:30:23I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:30:26I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:30:29You're late, Big Daddy.
00:30:32But you sound pissed.
00:30:34So I'll wait.
00:30:36Are you ready to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:30:39Not tonight.
00:30:41I'm busy.
00:30:43Busy?
00:30:45Neither for me, you're not.
00:30:47Where the hell could you possibly be?
00:30:50Are you with another woman?
00:30:52Woman? No.
00:30:56Not a woman.
00:30:58Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:31:07Not this guy.
00:31:10Not this guy.
00:31:12Who's my number?
00:31:20Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:31:23Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:31:40She's going to be the death of me.
00:31:42Good.
00:31:44Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:31:55Today?
00:32:00Damn it, Harper.
00:32:09I'm coming for you.
00:32:40You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:32:42you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:32:46Oh, my God, did we have sex?
00:32:48Oh, my God, did we have sex?
00:32:50I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:32:52His business partner.
00:32:54I'm a dead girl walking.
00:32:56No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:33:03So... so we didn't?
00:33:06No.
00:33:09Because you're still alive.
00:33:11Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:33:14One night with me is one you wouldn't survive.
00:33:16You don't know that.
00:33:19Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:33:21Oh, yeah? Explain that.
00:33:25That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:33:27Don't get your hopes up.
00:33:29We're not on a nickname basis.
00:33:31You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:33:36Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:33:41Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:33:49Well, what's wrong?
00:33:51Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:33:53I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:33:56I'm going to go for a walk.
00:33:58With my friend.
00:34:01Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.
00:34:05Bye.
00:34:22This'll do.
00:34:25So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex,
00:34:28but not how to do one.
00:34:38Struggling, bud?
00:34:43Are you sure?
00:34:49I'm sure.
00:34:55I swear I've done my best.
00:35:06I don't know what your game is, but
00:35:08wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is
00:35:11pretty obvious, kid.
00:35:14I had no other choice.
00:35:16I ran out of clothes and
00:35:18you don't know how to do laundry.
00:35:20Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:35:22You just can't get away from it, can you?
00:35:24That's not...
00:35:38That's bad manners, Angel.
00:35:41What are you going to do?
00:35:44Punish you.
00:35:49How?
00:35:52How?
00:35:59You don't know me?
00:36:04I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:36:07Would you complain about that, princess?
00:36:11So you'd do your worst.
00:36:13So you'd do your worst.
00:36:23I'm sorry.
00:36:25I can't let this happen.
00:36:27What the hell? Why are you stopping?
00:36:32You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:36:36But... but what about...
00:36:38There's no buts.
00:36:41I can't let this happen again.
00:36:53Ugh!
00:36:55Hot block!
00:37:00You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:37:06You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:37:10That was part of the plan!
00:37:12I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:37:15Was it... big?
00:37:17So big.
00:37:20Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:37:23It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:37:27Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:37:29Like, EDS on the whole nine yards.
00:37:32Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:37:35My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:37:37Why couldn't the hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:37:40Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:37:43Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:37:46Crap, what if he is coming?
00:37:48Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:38:06Stop messing with that!
00:38:07You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:38:10You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:38:12How else are you going to woo your man?
00:38:14He's not my man.
00:38:19I hope you're not talking about me.
00:38:21Ew, leave Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:38:25You still letting this loser make your decisions for you, Harps? Huh?
00:38:32What do you want, Brian?
00:38:36Just five minutes.
00:38:40Fine.
00:38:41But, Harper, are you sure?
00:38:43It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:38:49Okay.
00:39:00What the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:39:09I want to get back together.
00:39:11You cheated on me.
00:39:13I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:39:16But that was months ago. Huh?
00:39:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:39:20This isn't about payback.
00:39:23I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:39:27What do you mean, moved on?
00:39:30Are you fucking other guys? You slut!
00:39:34No, no, no, no.
00:39:35Get off me!
00:39:36Let me see then. Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:39:39Show me. Show me!
00:39:40Let go of me!
00:39:42There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:39:45I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:39:47A drink?
00:39:48I don't have time for this.
00:39:49You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:39:52That's not happening. Ever.
00:39:55Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:39:58Me?
00:39:59We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:40:01Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:40:04It's not a threat. It's a fact.
00:40:11You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:40:13But I'm not going to come after you.
00:40:15I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:40:23Help me! Help!
00:40:25Why are you playing so hard to get now, slut?
00:40:27Stop it! That's enough!
00:40:29Good girl.
00:40:32You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:40:34I don't think she will, actually.
00:40:36That's for calling her a bitch.
00:40:39And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:40:42It's made in Britain, asshole.
00:40:45Are you okay?
00:40:49Take her, you psychopath. She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:41:01Stop it!
00:41:02You're going to kill him.
00:41:03Good.
00:41:04He's not worth it.
00:41:05Let's go.
00:41:08If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:41:12I promise.
00:41:14Let's go.
00:41:31Good luck.
00:41:34Chris, you almost killed him.
00:41:37Should we call 911?
00:41:39Seriously, Harper?
00:41:41He tried to hurt you. You still care about him?
00:41:43I handled myself just fine.
00:41:44And if I wasn't there to save your asshole, what would have happened?
00:42:02You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:42:08So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:42:13Let's see who you are.
00:42:26Do we have to do this?
00:42:28What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:42:30Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:42:33Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:42:35So, yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:42:48I'm going to throw up.
00:42:51Breathe.
00:42:54You can do this.
00:42:57I'm going to throw up.
00:43:01You can do this.
00:43:27I'm right here.
00:43:29Don't focus on the water. Just look at me.
00:43:36It's not hard to do.
00:43:49It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
00:43:51I got you. It's okay.
00:43:54It's okay.
00:43:59You're fine. You're fine, Audrey.
00:44:07Just breathe. Just keep breathing.
00:44:11How are you feeling?
00:44:19Fine. Just insanely distracted.
00:44:23Ready for the next step?
00:44:26What?
00:44:29I don't know how I'm ready.
00:44:32I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:44:36I thought you didn't make love.
00:44:39What?
00:44:42Oh, my God.
00:44:44Oh, my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:44:48You're talking about swimming.
00:44:51What goes on in that head of yours?
00:44:55I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:45:18Parker! Parker!
00:45:21Parker!
00:45:26What happened? What happened?
00:45:28You blacked out. You're okay.
00:45:31You're okay.
00:45:33I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:45:35For what?
00:45:37You did amazing.
00:45:40You're just going to get better and better.
00:45:42Why'd you do this?
00:45:44Hey.
00:45:46It's okay.
00:45:48We'll try again tomorrow.
00:45:50Just kiss me.
00:45:52Your dad won't like this.
00:45:54Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:45:58If you want me, then kiss me.
00:46:01I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:46:03I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:46:06Just say you don't want me.
00:46:16Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:46:20I want you.
00:46:22And I told you not to mess with me. You're going to get hurt.
00:46:29You don't like it?
00:46:39What the hell? What are you doing?
00:46:41We need to talk about this first, inside, with our minds, not our crotch.
00:46:44Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:46:46I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:46:49So you are a grandpa?
00:46:51Just as much as you're a kid.
00:46:56Come on, let's go inside.
00:46:58No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:47:03I'm going to shower.
00:47:13Harper, what are you doing?
00:47:20So this is where Chris has been lately, running a daycare.
00:47:24Who are you, and what are you doing in my house?
00:47:29Who are you, and what are you doing in my house?
00:47:32I'm Alana Coffman, the heiress of the Coffman Motor Industries.
00:47:36I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:47:40And I wanted to warn you.
00:47:42He might be sexy, but you don't know how sexy he is.
00:47:46He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:47:51Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:47:56Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:47:59Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:48:03You've been tracking him?
00:48:05What kind of psycho are you?
00:48:07The same kind he is.
00:48:09Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:48:16Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:48:21I am surprised.
00:48:24Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:48:27Just all around...
00:48:30not intense enough for him.
00:48:32Not intense enough?
00:48:34Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:48:38Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:48:42I mean, look at you.
00:48:44You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:48:49You're out of your league, kid.
00:48:50Don't call me that.
00:48:54You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:48:57He likes to take you from behind, handcuff you so you can't run, choke you out.
00:49:03None of that kissing pillow talk.
00:49:07Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:49:14He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:49:16He actually lives here, with me.
00:49:19You little skank.
00:49:28Help!
00:49:29Help me, I can't swim!
00:49:34Help!
00:49:35Help, I can't swim!
00:49:44Help!
00:49:45Help me, I can't swim!
00:49:47Harper!
00:49:48Harper!
00:49:49Help!
00:49:51Smile for T. and D.
00:49:52Get out of my hair!
00:49:53Please don't!
00:49:55Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:49:58That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:50:06Harper!
00:50:13Harper!
00:50:37Harper!
00:50:38No!
00:50:39Come on!
00:50:44Harper!
00:50:45Harper!
00:50:49Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:50:50It's okay.
00:50:51You're safe.
00:50:52You're safe.
00:50:53I thought I was going to die.
00:50:55I thought I was going to die.
00:50:56You're okay.
00:50:57Just breathe.
00:50:58Just breathe.
00:50:59You're safe now.
00:51:00Just breathe.
00:51:02Way to downgrade Chris.
00:51:03I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:51:06It's pathetic.
00:51:07Homewreck?
00:51:10Harper could never homewreck.
00:51:11I swear.
00:51:12Harper could never homewreck us, Milana.
00:51:14She couldn't if she tried.
00:51:19I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:51:21You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:51:25She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:51:31Joke me harder.
00:51:34I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:51:39I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:51:43How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:51:47She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:51:56What are you doing?
00:51:59Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
00:52:04and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:52:08You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:52:15You got that?
00:52:16Are you threatening me?
00:52:18No. I'm telling you.
00:52:20Don't fuck with people I care about.
00:52:25Get out of here.
00:52:26Wait. Please, don't. I'll do anything. Please.
00:52:30What are you doing?
00:52:39Chris, no! Wait! Wait!
00:53:02Sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:53:05She will not bother you again. I swear.
00:53:09Don't worry about it.
00:53:12I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:53:19I never dated her. We weren't a thing.
00:53:24A lot of brain to her.
00:53:31Are you serious?
00:53:34Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:53:40She said that.
00:53:45That I would never be able to handle you.
00:53:50She said that.
00:53:55That I would never be able to handle you.
00:53:59Satisfy you in bed.
00:54:06That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:54:15Is that true?
00:54:18That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:54:22But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:54:26I'm supposed to protect you.
00:54:32When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:54:39And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:54:46What did you regret?
00:54:48Not doing this sooner.
00:54:55No.
00:55:17What the hell am I doing?
00:55:19Why'd you stop again?
00:55:21You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:55:23Your dad is going to kill me.
00:55:25I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
00:55:29This isn't about Mark. It's about you and me.
00:55:32So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
00:55:38I'm too dangerous.
00:55:42So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened?
00:55:47It's for the best, Harper.
00:55:49There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
00:55:52Yeah. It's because you're a coward.
00:55:56You're allowed to be mad at me.
00:55:57Just admit it. You led me on and then you got cold feet. Just be a man and own it.
00:56:02No, I didn't.
00:56:03Don't! You're a psycho.
00:56:12I'm just trying to protect you.
00:56:15Morning. Bagel?
00:56:17I'm not hungry.
00:56:21You need to eat.
00:56:29No.
00:56:30What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
00:56:38I'm not hungry.
00:56:40Move out and leave me alone.
00:56:47Are we even now?
00:56:50You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
00:56:53What's wrong, kiddo?
00:56:55I hate seeing you like this.
00:56:57You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
00:57:10Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
00:57:13Featuring the work of students.
00:57:16Harper Reeves.
00:57:20I'm going to make this up to you.
00:57:23Promise.
00:57:30Has Mr. Collins seen this?
00:57:32Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
00:57:36Nope.
00:57:38And he's never going to.
00:57:40I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
00:57:43Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
00:57:46Hey! Hey!
00:57:48Let's forget about that douchebag.
00:57:50Okay? You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
00:57:54And I am not letting you fail.
00:57:56Stop moping.
00:57:58Let's go wine and dine some rich people. Okay?
00:58:02Okay.
00:58:10Wow. How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
00:58:13Like a million hours?
00:58:15Who the fuck cares?
00:58:17We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
00:58:22Make sure no one's coming.
00:58:40Whoops.
00:58:47I think I hear them coming. Let's go.
00:58:50One last touch.
00:58:58Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
00:59:03Harper!
00:59:07Tonight is going to be perfect.
00:59:10Huh?
00:59:13No, no, no, no. My final project.
00:59:17How am I going to graduate? Why would someone do this to me?
00:59:24Harper!
00:59:26Harper, I'm kind of confused.
00:59:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
00:59:33Don't say that. It's obviously her self-portrait.
00:59:43Did you do this?
00:59:45Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
00:59:50We're going to report you to the dean, Christina. You're not going to get away with this.
00:59:53Yes, but you have no proof.
00:59:57Good luck with that, losers.
01:00:00Good luck with that, losers.
01:00:03That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:00:06Harper! There's the student I've been looking for.
01:00:09Professor, I can explain.
01:00:13Harper.
01:00:16Is this your work?
01:00:18It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:00:20We have to fail Harper. It looks like a complete joke.
01:00:24Now, ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:00:28In fact, the guest just bought this piece.
01:00:31Wait, what? Who would buy this crap?
01:00:34I would.
01:00:45Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:00:48I would.
01:00:49I will.
01:00:52It's you. You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:00:57Christina, don't be rude. Don't you know who this is?
01:01:00Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.
01:01:03There's no way.
01:01:05That's okay, Professor. Not everyone has taste.
01:01:10How much for this painting?
01:01:11Oh, no, you heard him.
01:01:12Our starting price was 18.
01:01:15Done.
01:01:17Wait, $1,800?
01:01:20Do you even study at this school or not?
01:01:22We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:01:26You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa
01:01:30just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:01:36Here's two mil.
01:01:37Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get.
01:01:41For Harper's sake.
01:01:42Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:01:45Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:01:47Are you fucking kidding me?
01:01:51Are you fucking kidding me?
01:01:53Language, Miss Hawks.
01:01:55Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:01:57Who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars?
01:02:01My father still runs this university.
01:02:04Money runs this university.
01:02:06And I'm going to report the two of you to the school.
01:02:09And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor,
01:02:11who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:02:17You're going to get us expelled.
01:02:19Professor, you can't.
01:02:20Please.
01:02:21Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:02:24No, wait, Professor.
01:02:25Not so fast.
01:02:26What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:02:31No!
01:02:32No!
01:02:39I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:02:41Good luck proving it was us.
01:02:44Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day
01:02:47is satisfying enough for me.
01:02:50I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:02:52Those dresses, though.
01:02:54Why, huh?
01:02:55I...
01:03:03Oh, fuck!
01:03:05The dress!
01:03:06This is Versace, you asshole!
01:03:09You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:03:11What was it that you two said?
01:03:13Oh, Brent, good luck proving it was me.
01:03:19The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:03:21You're being suspended.
01:03:23Let's go.
01:03:24Why are you grabbing us?
01:03:25They're the ones who did this.
01:03:26Arrest them!
01:03:27Let's go!
01:03:29Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:03:31See you later.
01:03:35Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reeves.
01:03:37Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:03:39That's $18,000!
01:03:41Seriously?
01:03:44I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:03:50What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:03:55He, um...
01:03:58I mean, I...
01:04:00I was an idiot.
01:04:02And I'm sorry.
01:04:03But I think this might help...
01:04:05show you how much I want you.
01:04:20What?
01:04:22I want you, Harper.
01:04:23I want to do things to you.
01:04:26Bad things.
01:04:30But only if you want me to.
01:04:33I do.
01:04:45Why'd we stop?
01:04:47We've been waiting so long for this.
01:04:49Just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:04:52Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:04:54You have to wrap up the show.
01:05:00Then I'll wait for you.
01:05:02Or that for me tonight.
01:05:09Harper!
01:05:11Harper!
01:05:12Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:05:14You need to look at this!
01:05:15Can it wait, Maria?
01:05:16I'm having...
01:05:18very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:05:21No, no!
01:05:22That's what I need to tell you about!
01:05:23Harper, look!
01:05:28The guns and the money, it's not just for show.
01:05:30Harper, he's dangerous!
01:05:32You need to move out now!
01:05:33You can't keep living with him!
01:05:35I need to talk to him, okay?
01:05:36Harper!
01:05:45Taxi?
01:05:46For Harper?
01:05:50Hey!
01:05:51Let go of me!
01:05:52Stop it!
01:06:01Please.
01:06:02Please let me go.
01:06:03If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:06:08Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:06:11Harper.
01:06:12Ryan?
01:06:13Why are you doing this? We broke up.
01:06:16No, Harper, we broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:06:19You psycho!
01:06:20He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:06:24He humiliated me!
01:06:26But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:06:29He has some dangerous enemies.
01:06:31Ain't that right, fellas?
01:06:34Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:06:39Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:06:41No, no.
01:06:43You can just watch.
01:06:45No, no, no, no.
01:06:47No, no!
01:06:51No!
01:07:04A trap?
01:07:06What the hell?
01:07:21Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:07:26I hope you don't mind, I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:07:30Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:07:39Hey, crap, I can explain.
01:07:40You're gonna explain!
01:07:42But first...
01:07:45You know my daughter better than I do.
01:07:47Isn't that text a prank?
01:07:51Harper's in trouble, we need to go, okay?
01:07:55Do you want me to have some fun with you after we kill Leathergram?
01:08:01Should we make him watch?
01:08:06Oh, looks like he's here.
01:08:09Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:08:15Get ready, boys.
01:08:21I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:08:27That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:08:40No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:08:44No!
01:08:54What's the matter, tough guy?
01:08:55What, can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:09:04Let me go!
01:09:05I already told you once, you should have listened to me then.
01:09:09I'm gonna kill you, you goddamn prick.
01:09:28Are you okay? Did he hurt you?
01:09:31Chris, I put you in danger.
01:09:34You should run far away from me and my daughter.
01:09:36When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:09:44Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:09:51Oh my God, Dad, what the hell?
01:09:53It's okay, I'll handle it.
01:09:55I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:09:57Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:09:59I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:10:01No, Dad, no!
01:10:03I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:10:05No, Dad!
01:10:06Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:10:10But?
01:10:11Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:10:20Chris makes me feel safe.
01:10:22Please don't be mad.
01:10:25You're wrong about that.
01:10:28It's not deep down.
01:10:30It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:10:35If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:10:40Or I will make him regret it.
01:10:43I believe you.
01:10:45You keep her safe.
01:10:49With my goddamn life.
01:11:01Do you remember my instructions?
01:11:03Yes.
01:11:14Yes, Daddy.
01:11:18Saint.
01:11:20Yes, Daddy.
01:11:31No.
01:11:35I want you to fuck me, Daddy.
01:11:47Stop teasing.
01:11:49I want you now.
01:11:56Daddy, say it.
01:11:59Or I'll punish you.
01:12:11Don't stop, Daddy.
01:12:28Are you sure about that?
01:12:43You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:12:47You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:12:58No.
01:13:05You know I'm dangerous.
01:13:08I'm rich, you know that.
01:13:12Do your worst, Daddy.
01:13:28Yeah.
01:13:33Since I started, I'm not stopping.
01:13:38I thought you only fucked girls who have a bind.
01:13:45You're different.
01:13:58Oh, God.
01:14:02Stop it, I'm sore.
01:14:04Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:14:08What if I don't?
01:14:11Who's that?
01:14:12Crap, it's Dad.
01:14:14Honey, you home?
01:14:15Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:14:17Stop it, girl!
01:14:21I told you I was busy.
01:14:23This is my home, Harper Rees.
01:14:26If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:14:28Okay, I will. Can you get out?
01:14:43I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:14:46Can I please just open my eyes?
01:14:47No, please keep them covered.
01:14:50I want to give a speech.
01:14:51And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:14:53I get nervous when I open up.
01:14:56You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:15:00Just get on with it.
01:15:02What I do for a living.
01:15:04The not-so-legal part.
01:15:07It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:15:12And for me to be...
01:15:15Vulnerable?
01:15:17Yeah.
01:15:18But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:15:23You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:15:25And I want to be around you.
01:15:27Forever.
01:15:37So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:15:42I'm moving you in there.
01:15:44As a graduation present.
01:15:47And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:15:54Only if you want to.
01:15:56Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:16:00Are you serious?
01:16:02What's wrong? Is it tacky?
01:16:05I liked it, I thought...
01:16:06Deal!
01:16:11But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:16:14Which is?
01:16:15You have to move in there with me.
01:16:18Deal.
01:16:23You have to move in there with me.
01:16:24Deal.
01:16:25You have to move in there with me.
01:16:26Deal.
01:16:27You have to move in there with me.
01:16:28Deal.
01:16:29You have to move in there with me.
01:16:30Deal.
01:16:31You have to move in there with me.
01:16:32Deal.
01:16:33You have to move in there with me.
01:16:34Deal.
01:16:35You have to move in there with me.
01:16:36Deal.
01:16:37You have to move in there with me.
01:16:38Deal.
01:16:39You have to move in there with me.
01:16:40Deal.
01:16:41You have to move in there with me.
01:16:42Deal.
01:16:43You have to move in there with me.
01:16:44Deal.
01:16:45You have to move in there with me.
01:16:46Deal.
01:16:47You have to move in there with me.
01:16:48Deal.
01:16:49You have to move in there with me.
01:16:50Deal.
01:16:51You have to move in there with me.