Homebound 3.0 - Season 2 Episode 1
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00:01This is the story of Boy Meets Girl.
00:08And like every Boy Meets Girl story,
00:10there comes a point where they're not just standing in front of each other
00:13asking to be loved, but also...
00:15Harry! Harry!
00:17We have the good news!
00:19My daughter is really happy.
00:22Hurry up, hurry up!
00:24Yes, yes, yes!
00:25My meaning is to give you遺産.
00:28It's too perfect!
00:29Maybe it's twins.
00:31But also enlisting each other as willing accomplices
00:34in a victimless crime.
00:36Okay.
00:37Maybe willing and victimless are broadly defined.
00:40Can you show me boys and boys?
00:44Shoot!
00:45I'm gonna try to stop the feeling
00:48You can see!
00:50Bye-bye, they're here!
00:51Hooray, baby Lisa!
00:54Lucky baby, boo!
00:56Hello!
00:57Are you ready?
00:58I do not consent to this plan.
01:00Shut up, we'll talk about it later.
01:02Now, at...paternal.
01:05Hi!
01:06Hi!
01:07What's that saying?
01:08Something?
01:09Something?
01:10Repent later?
01:11Strap-in, Buster.
01:12If you need me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me.
01:27Oh, no, baby, please don't go.
01:34I still don't believe it.
01:36Look at this beautiful line of the line of the line of the line.
01:40Before the line of the line of the line of the line,
01:41You say that the line of the line will never be together,
01:44but they will always be together with each other.
01:47Right.
01:48The love of the line of the line of the line is a strong woman.
01:51We're so happy to be with our parents.
01:57Do we have to invite him?
01:59Mindy, your sister is pregnant.
02:01Yoel will be here as a表 song.
02:03We'll be here to celebrate.
02:04We'll be here to celebrate.
02:05Oh, yes.
02:06You're right.
02:07It's such a important moment.
02:08Yoel must be together with her father.
02:11You're a child.
02:12Oh, okay, fine.
02:13As long as he doesn't play our wedding song.
02:15Okay, sorry to interrupt, but can we talk to you both for a second?
02:18In private.
02:19Okay, this has officially gone too far.
02:28We are staging an intervention.
02:29It was my idea.
02:30Oh, well, no I wasn't.
02:32I think I was the one that said we should do something.
02:34Totally.
02:35And then I said, oh, you mean like an intervention.
02:36And you go, oh my gosh, here's Ellie.
02:37That's a great idea, an intervention.
02:38Oh my god, I did.
02:39Anyway, the point is, we can't let you do this.
02:41Right, Dave?
02:42Right.
02:43Absolutely not.
02:44Wait, weren't you my Uber driver?
02:45Yeah, but that's just my side hustle.
02:47My real calling is I want to start a podcast.
02:49See, I'm thinking an anthropology into the love lives of the modern backseat rideshare user.
02:55You two?
02:56Mmm, so good.
02:58Your parents are taking this fake pregnancy pretty seriously.
03:01And the longer it goes on, the harder the withdrawal.
03:03Yeah, and judging by how attached they are to your false positive pee sticks,
03:06you're gonna have to like eternal sunshine of the spotless mind then.
03:08Guys, can you just like all relax?
03:11It'll be three weeks.
03:13Max.
03:14As soon as I get my inheritance, I'm just gonna say that the hospital messed up and made a mistake.
03:20And what?
03:21They're just gonna let you keep the money?
03:22Ah, yeah.
03:23Once I buy a house.
03:24You can't refund that shit.
03:25Great.
03:26They'll just never forgive us.
03:27Uh, why are you taking their side?
03:29Because you said we'd talk about this later.
03:32This is later.
03:33Yeah, it is later and you're supposed to be agreeing with me.
03:36That's not how it works.
03:37Yes it is.
03:38Otherwise you should have said something earlier.
03:40Consent can be implicit, okay?
03:41I think you mean implied, which is pretty illicit these days.
03:44And rightfully so.
03:45It is illicit and we are all complicit, therefore we have a moral imperative to see it through.
03:50But we don't.
03:51And rhyming two words together doesn't automatically give you a convincing rhetoric to stand off.
03:55Fine then.
03:56Fine then.
03:57Go ahead.
03:58And crush their hopes and dreams Henry.
04:01Fine.
04:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:04No!
04:05Look, Melissa's right.
04:07We are all complicit.
04:08See?
04:09Aiden's the one that leaked the bad intel and I should have stopped him.
04:11And Ali should have destroyed those pregnancy tests.
04:13Mm-hmm.
04:14So, we are all at fault.
04:15Ipso facto.
04:16We should be the ones to fix this.
04:17Breach, sister.
04:18I think Dave should do it.
04:19I'll do it for 10 bucks.
04:20Deal.
04:21Sweet as.
04:22Ha!
04:23In your face, Marie.
04:24Wait, what?
04:25Hey, Dave!
04:26Don't you sleep!
04:27Ooh!
04:28Ooh!
04:29Hi!
04:30Dave the Uber driver here.
04:31Do you guys want to know a secret?
04:32No, stop!
04:33I'll give you 20 bucks if you keep your mouth shut.
04:35Done.
04:36Sorry, no secret.
04:37Never mind.
04:38Jen?
04:39Hm?
04:40What is it talking about?
04:41Shut up, Jen?
04:42Lisa!
04:43We love juicy secrets.
04:47Come on, spew the tea!
04:51Okay.
04:52Yes.
04:53Um...
04:54Well...
04:56Do you remember?
04:57Do you remember when Aidan spilled the beans about how Henry and Melissa would make such great
05:01parents together?
05:02Well...
05:03What he meant to say was...
05:06Ally?
05:07Ally!
05:08What?
05:09Yes.
05:10Thank you, Jen.
05:13What he meant was that he was saying...
05:15We...
05:16What?
05:17Sorry, what?
05:18What?
05:19We want to be godparents.
05:20Oh.
05:21Together!
05:22Together!
05:23Together!
05:24Yay!
05:25Yay!
05:26Nice!
05:27Nice!
05:28That is awesome.
05:29Heyo!
05:30Heyo!
05:31Heyo!
05:32Heyo!
05:33Heyo!
05:34Heyo!
05:35Heyo!
05:36Heyo!
05:37Oh my gosh!
05:38Did you guys see the look on Mandy's face?
05:39She cannot believe that my parents would let you idiots be godparents to my fake child.
05:43It's like, the minute that I'm knocked up with a man in my life, I can do no wrong.
05:49Which is total patriarchal bullshit.
05:52Ugh.
05:53I hate it.
05:54Yeah?
05:55Tell that to your face.
05:56Ah, Henry.
05:57Um, I'm having a fake child in a world that expects women to have real children.
06:01I think that my feminist credentials are pretty, uh, watertight.
06:05That's feminism, Henry.
06:06It's called feminism.
06:07So, you're a feminist because you only pretend to conform to patriarchal expectations?
06:12No, I am subverting it.
06:14For profit.
06:15And that...
06:16Is pretty badass.
06:17Yeah, that is kinda badass.
06:18I'm trying to score us a mortgage-free house in Auckland.
06:21Do you know how hard that is?
06:23It's so hard.
06:24Don't you want to move out?
06:26And live rent-free?
06:27I mean, it's not such a bad idea, Henry.
06:30Yeats, Tess Elliot, Huxley, they all had rich female patrons.
06:33Yeah, sugar mamas are the best.
06:35Sugar mamas are the best!
06:37Yeah, good for you Henry, well done.
06:39Okay, five minutes ago you lot were all afraid this would result in the diagnosis of a new mental health disorder.
06:45And now you're all on her side?
06:47Yeah, Henry.
06:48I am.
06:49Because that was before your parents looked into my eyes and they saw my soul.
06:53They were staring into my soul.
06:56It's called surrendering, Henry.
06:58You should, um, try it.
07:00And look, worst case scenario, the two of you could actually get together and have a real baby, right?
07:05What?
07:06No!
07:07I mean, not right now.
07:09Yeah, totally.
07:10Not like, never.
07:12Right?
07:17Orgies.
07:18Melisa, come!
07:19She wants to see your tongue.
07:21I'm coming!
07:22Crap.
07:23Uh, why does your grandma want to see your tongue?
07:26Just keep quiet and follow my lead.
07:29Come here.
07:30Alright, pick me up, Dave.
07:31I need some Elton John.
07:33And then I want a tiny, tiny dancer.
07:35Nice!
07:36It's a good one.
07:37It's a high key, but I think I nailed it.
07:38Found the Chinese Elton John.
08:00Surely they're expired by now.
08:01Thanks, Popo, but I think my dampness is just fine. Right, Henry?
08:11I think we're all forgetting that I'm also a doctor here, like an actual doctor, doctor.
08:36Yeah, like, um, for the skin. What's that supposed to mean?
08:40Oh, nothing. Just that it's skin deep. As opposed to keto. Is that your, uh, distinguished domain of medical expertise?
08:48No, I've actually had a baby. It's called experience. Well, I'm about to have one, so it's not like you own that shit, okay? It's not like a fake Instagram profile.
08:59Oh, well, well, you two, don't worry about it. Don't do this like a competition, okay? We can't be like Oprah. You have a baby. You have a baby. You have a baby. You have a baby. Everyone has a baby. Let's celebrate it, okay?
09:13I miss Oprah.
09:15Melissa, medicine is a whole family. I don't belong to them.
09:19I have an idea. Why don't we ask the father-to-be for his thoughts? What do you think, Henry?
09:25It's not like a marriage.
09:55Babe, babe, just listen to me.
10:00No, you listen.
10:01I'm not changing my mind, okay?
10:03So you can stop with this stupid 70s breakup song.
10:05Look, I'm a changed man.
10:06No more conspiracies, I swear.
10:08The old we're living in a simulation born is out.
10:10Really?
10:11Yeah, hard out.
10:12Just no one improved living in reality born now.
10:15Besides, you can't pretend that you don't miss these seesaw caramel eyes
10:19Disarming you under these soft, wispy, wounded brows.
10:22I don't, I don't miss them.
10:24Oh yeah?
10:25When you kissed Henry, did he look at you like this?
10:30God.
10:31Seriously?
10:32Astragalus root for morning sickness,
10:34Codonoxus tonic for mummy brain.
10:35How did you comb your tree extract for swollen nipples?
10:38I mean, what else do these guys believe in?
10:40Aliens?
10:41You said it'd only be for three weeks, right?
10:43Don't tell me your watertight feminist credentials can't stomach
10:46three weeks of soggy, lukewarm snow fungus for a mortgage-free house.
10:50Are you trying to be smart?
10:52I'm just trying to be an ally.
10:55Oh.
10:56Really?
10:57Yeah.
10:59Fine, then...
11:01Drink this.
11:02What?
11:03Drink this.
11:04You wanna be an ally?
11:05Show me.
11:06I don't think that's necessary.
11:09I said drink this.
11:11No.
11:12Drink it.
11:14No.
11:15I said drink it.
11:16No, you drink it.
11:17You drink it.
11:18You want to be an ally?
11:19You should take the bullet.
11:20Ugh!
11:21No!
11:22It's your bullet!
11:23You take it!
11:24No!
11:25Oh!
11:26Get off me!
11:27Oh!
11:28Don't care!
11:29Oh!
11:30You can't lie to me, Mandy.
11:31These eyes, they shine for you.
11:33Did you just misquote Coldplay?
11:34Mandy, I want you back for good.
11:36No.
11:37Too late.
11:38Take that.
11:39No, I've changed.
11:40I swear.
11:41I even gave away all our shares in the Keto app and started a new, AI-powered fat chick
11:45called Conspiracy Not Conspiracy.
11:47What?
11:48Yeah, a new app that debunks conspiracies.
11:50It's gonna kill-
11:51No, you idiot.
11:52You sold our Keto app shares?
11:54Nah, I gave them away.
11:56What?
11:57I thought it'd be like a grand gesture to show you how much I've changed.
12:00You stupid.
12:01Those shares are our entire family's net worth.
12:06We're broke now, Vaughn.
12:09Broke?
12:10God, you're horrible!
12:14Oh!
12:15What the hell?
12:16Disgusting!
12:17So dead!
12:18What the hell is in this?
12:19There's definitely foxtail in there somewhere.
12:21I can't believe I forgot how bad these tonics were.
12:24Okay, come on.
12:25We should get back out there.
12:26It is our pregnancy karaoke party.
12:28Seriously, Mel?
12:29You still wanna do this?
12:31I'm just worried that our parents are enjoying this too much, and when the bubble bursts,
12:35it's gonna ruin everything.
12:37Henry, we've just spent the last two months indulging our parents in our fake relationship,
12:41and look how they turned out.
12:43Pretty good, wouldn't you say?
12:44Yeah, but the stakes were lower.
12:47Well, I've disappointed them with a thousand different relationships.
12:50A thousand.
12:51I'm rounding up.
12:52Look, when we started this thing, we didn't want it to be real, so it didn't matter if we
12:56messed up.
12:57But now, it's different.
12:59I just wanna experience the real part of this won't change, and I don't wanna risk it for some money.
13:05Do you?
13:09Do you?
13:12Melissa, tell me you don't wanna risk it for some money in a goddamn house.
13:16Look, I wasted years of my life supporting my deadbeat ex-fiancee through medical school,
13:20who then cheated on me with my ex-best friend.
13:22Then, I spent the last few years rebuilding myself so I could get out of this dump and start living again,
13:27and I would've done that 16 hours ago until you dragged me back in here to make this real.
13:32So, forgive me if I want a backup plan just in case this doesn't actually work out.
13:38Wow.
13:42Wow.
13:43Henry!
13:44Henry!
13:49I don't get it, bud.
13:50She knows the only reason I was so obsessed with this idea of escaping the matrix was because that I thought
13:55if kissing your beautiful mother was this hella hot in a simulation, then it must be even more lit outside it.
14:00In reality, which of course I no longer believe in, and neither should you,
14:04because you and me, right now, are firmly in reality.
14:07There is no matrix.
14:08You get that, right?
14:09Obviously.
14:10See?
14:11I'm completely reformed.
14:13Why can't she see that?
14:15I'm sorry, bud.
14:16I tried my best.
14:17That's okay, man.
14:18That's your life.
14:19Dude, how are you so chill all the time?
14:21I'm a kid.
14:22I just live in the moment.
14:27Why did you say it?
14:28I don't know why I said it.
14:29I mean, it could've been worse.
14:30No, it was pretty bad.
14:31Yeah.
14:32Yeah, no, it sounded bad.
14:33I didn't mean it.
14:34It just came out.
14:35I don't...
14:36Maybe this whole thing was a mistake.
14:38No, it's not.
14:39And I know for a fact that Melissa doesn't think that.
14:41She doesn't?
14:42Of course not.
14:43And even if she did, she didn't mean it.
14:44She's just thinking it.
14:45Oh, well, that's reassuring.
14:46Henry.
14:47It's like the moment our parents showed up, maybe she thought,
14:49crap, I made a mistake, and this whole pregnancy thing is her way of making me end it so that she doesn't have to.
14:55Wow.
14:56Do you think maybe you're overthinking it just a little bit?
14:57Am I?
14:58Yes, Henry, you are.
14:59But what if that's what he thinks?
15:00That I'm the one with my foot deliberately out the door?
15:03Well, is your foot out the door?
15:04No.
15:05I mean, my foot barely made it in the door in the first place.
15:07Like, it literally just happened yesterday.
15:09So her foot is out the door?
15:11Yes.
15:12No.
15:13Yes.
15:14No.
15:15Well, yes.
15:16It's, well, it's on its way currently in the door.
15:17So yes, it's out, but it's not out out.
15:18You just need to give her time and stop freaking her out.
15:20By faking a pregnancy?
15:21Yes, it's actually pretty genius.
15:23What?
15:24Let's just say that you're right.
15:25She does have some kind of weird commitment issues.
15:27She literally chose the one thing that stops her from bailing.
15:30She picked you to be her baby daddy in front of her entire family.
15:33I'd say that's pretty all in.
15:34Yeah, but is that fair on Henry?
15:37I kind of think that's on him to decide.
15:39I did drag him into this.
15:40Ah, no, you didn't.
15:41He's his own man.
15:42He could have come clean at any point and he hasn't.
15:44Yeah, and I actually think that means something.
15:46I think, I think he wants this.
15:48And even if he is right and you are trying to make him eject,
15:51why not let him be the one to eject?
15:53Why self-sabotage your own self-sabotage?
15:57Stick around, Dave.
16:07But you especially still don't keep you.
16:09You don't think you'll be in a protest.
16:14You don't have to be in a miracle.
16:15You're not to be in a miracle.
16:16I'm happy about that.
16:18Well, you're out there.
16:20It's always a choice.
16:22It's just like Kevin.
16:23Like Kevin.
16:24I mean, my daughter can also be pretty and beautiful.
16:27It's all fine.
16:28Of course, what was he getting?
16:30Uh-huh.
16:31Woo!
16:38Hey.
16:39Hey.
16:40How'd you go?
16:41Uh, yeah, I said some pretty irresponsible things.
16:43Oh, gosh, me too.
16:44Yeah, same.
16:45Hey, does he mean I'm part of the group now?
16:49I mean, we are looking for one more person to pin a lot of the blame on, so...
16:53He's not wrong.
16:55It feels so right!
16:59Doesn't it?
17:08One more time!
17:09No, no, no.
17:10One's good.
17:11One's great!
17:12Wonderful!
17:13Give her 30 years, that'll be us.
17:16Sorry, that was a joke.
17:19I wasn't trying to hold us at 30 years or anything.
17:22Uh, about earlier.
17:24Henry!
17:25Melissa!
17:26I just want to say I'm sorry, G.
17:29I've been such a buzzkill all night trying to get my girl back.
17:32Sorry, Mandy.
17:33You're so beautiful.
17:35But you know what?
17:36My homie, you're well here.
17:37He's taught me an important lesson.
17:39Live in the moment, man.
17:41Mm-hmm.
17:43And this moment belongs to you too.
17:46You're having a baby!
17:47Woo!
17:48Yeah!
17:49Stop it!
17:51Basically, I'm really sorry for pushing this fake baby thing onto you, and if you want
17:56out, I'd just really appreciate it if you took the lead and told them the truth.
18:00My money's on twins!
18:01Hell yeah!
18:02Some twins!
18:05Wait!
18:06Wait!
18:10I also have an announcement.
18:12Vaughn and I are getting back together.
18:15Are you serious?
18:16Are you serious?
18:17Are you serious?
18:18What did you call your new app?
18:19Conspiracy, not conspiracy.
18:20It's gonna be huge, I promise.
18:21Okay, just play our wedding song!
18:22Yes!
18:23Yes!
18:24Let's put it in!
18:25You don't have to hide being happy for them.
18:26Shut up!
18:27I'm just pleased that they're conveniently back together to caution the blow that I'm not
18:30pregnant.
18:31Are you gonna tell them?
18:33Look, what if you're right?
18:34What?
18:35Sixteen hours ago, you were about to get on a plane to South America and now we're real
18:42after two months of make believe.
18:45If this pretend pregnancy isn't going to be a big baby, then you're not going to be
18:50What?
18:51Sixteen hours ago, you were about to get on a plane to South America, and now we're real after two months of make-believe.
18:59If this pretend pregnancy for three weeks max, in addition to helping you get a house and a back-up plan helps us to do this quote-unquote real relationship, maybe it's worth it.
19:12Henry, you'd do that for me?
19:16I mean, it's kind of what relationships are, right?
19:22Besides, I really don't want to kill their buzzword.
19:25I love you.
19:30I love you.
19:31I love you.
19:32You've got no idea what's going to happen tonight.
19:34Oh, yeah.
19:35My God.
19:36Your Honor.
19:37We're not going to hell for this, are we?
19:40For faking her pregnancy or for using it as a pair of training wheels for our newly minted real relationship?
19:47Henry, Melissa, and Rohan.
19:53Yes.
19:54I forgot to tell you.
19:55You've been around for a long time.
19:56It's been a long time.
19:57You've been around for a long time.
19:58Oh, yeah.
19:59I forgot to tell you.
20:00It's been a long time.
20:01Traditional Chinese medicine for expecting that?
20:04Right.
20:05The process of being married is to both of us.
20:08It's the need to be a good time.
20:09It's the need to be a good time.
20:11It's the need to be a good time.
20:12It's the need to be a good time.
20:13Absolutely.
20:14I can't wait.
20:15I'm not waiting.
20:16You're a little old man.
20:17Okay.
20:18My mother's tired.
20:19I'm going to go to bed.
20:20Don't play so late.
20:21I know.
20:22You've got a baby.
20:24Bye-bye.
20:26Bye-bye.
20:28Bye-bye.
20:29Phew.
20:30That was too close.
20:32Right?
20:33Way too close.
20:34Your pain makes their pain more bearable?
20:37Can you believe Vaughn went through this with Mandy?
20:40Idiot.
20:41Lucky mine is fake.
20:43So if you don't do it, I won't tell him if you won't tell.
20:47So remember how I said this was a story of boy meets girl?
20:50Boy kisses girl.
20:51Boy and girl entrap each other on a sinking ship headed for disaster?
20:55No, it's not the Titanic.
20:58It's just a relationship.
21:00Everybody.
21:01Don't hesitate.
21:02Oh, no, no, no.
21:03No!
21:05What kind of funniest thing I tell you why does it know?
21:07Hey, you shoulda.
21:08Don't precis hold on me.
21:09Okay.
21:10Tell Like a movie.
21:11Here you go.
21:12Movie wrap.
21:14Can I have a movie LED band?
21:15Don't forget I'm who you didn't.
21:16Come on.
21:17No!
21:18I need a movie.
21:19Okay.
21:22Then, I'm being back in 2002,hit.
21:23Answer like a movie, McDonald.
21:25Don't even bother me.
21:26Boy麻 questioned, but damn it real, Mommy.
21:27Any questions?
21:28Wait a movie.