- 15/05/2025
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00:00can i have willie's meatloaf kate no fine
00:09if willie isn't home by midnight then can i have his meatloaf
00:17hi honey hi everybody hi dad can i have your meatloaf no let willie answer willie
00:29no shoot
00:31honey how was the union meeting well they elected me picket captain what does that tell you
00:38oh you're going on strike i'm afraid so
00:42just the thought of it gives me a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach
00:48then meatloaf would only make you more queasy
00:59so
01:02so
01:06so
01:10so
01:13so
01:17so
01:20so
01:24so
01:28so
01:31so
01:35so
01:39so
01:42so
01:46so
01:50so
01:55so
01:59so
02:00so
02:01so
02:07so
02:08oh really
02:09honey what's wrong
02:13oh it's the strike
02:16okay
02:17i'm afraid it's going to last for quite a while
02:19oh honey we've got our savings we'll be okay for now
02:23oh it's not just that kate there are a lot of people that depend on social services where
02:29are they going to turn when we're not there
02:30willie you work hard you're entitled to fair compensation
02:35now in any strike
02:36now in any strike there are innocent people who are going to suffer but
02:39on the other hand if you feel justified in your demands you cannot really assume responsibility
02:44for every
02:44yeah
02:45i think i can sleep now
02:48question
02:52perhaps i spoke too soon
02:55bottom line i'm concerned about how this strike is going to affect everyone especially me
03:03spoken like a true humanitarian
03:06i know
03:08and i have the solution in five simple words
03:11willie gets another job
03:15that's four words
03:17good i ran out of fingers
03:19as a matter of fact i was just thinking that i should go back to work
03:24good one k
03:29i have always worked al
03:33i sold real estate by choice until i got pregnant with lynn by choice
03:37i went back to work by choice until i got pregnant with brian by choice
03:40and i was just getting ready to go back to work by choice
03:43when we got you
03:45alf you know we're glad you're part of this family
03:55we are alf even at this inconveniently late hour
03:59then isn't it time we made it official
04:03made one official
04:05my adoption
04:07oh i don't even think we can do that
04:11can we no we can't do that
04:14why not
04:14well for starters
04:15well for starters
04:18there's that species thing
04:22it doesn't bother you that i don't bear the tanner name
04:26no
04:27no
04:28alf please
04:30go back to bed
04:32but kate if you get a job who's gonna take care of me
04:37willie will be here
04:39no offense but kate if you get a job who's gonna take care of me
04:46alf you're 231 years old
04:51you should be able to take care of yourself by now
04:53you'd think so wouldn't you
04:57hi alf
05:11yo bry
05:13what you watching
05:15love connection bonanza people's court divorce court superior court silver hawks
05:20oprah phil heraldo and some movie with dean jones
05:24doesn't that make you dizzy
05:27yeah
05:28hey where you going
05:31homework
05:32are you calling mom again
05:35call kate
05:37why would i call the woman who abandoned me
05:40in my century of need
05:42tough day on the line norma ray
05:50please stop calling me that
05:54i call you that because i like you
05:56i really like you
06:00oh boy
06:01boy i feel like i walked about 50 miles today
06:05say you're not calling kate again are you for your information i'm calling for the time
06:11kate what time is it
06:16willie
06:24willie
06:26yes alf
06:26yes alf
06:27are you asleep
06:29yes i am
06:32and deeply so
06:34well i guess it doesn't bother you then
06:36well i guess it doesn't bother you then huh
06:37you guess what doesn't bother me
06:40but you don't have a job anymore
06:43i have a job
06:45then why aren't you going to it
06:47i explained this to you already alf
06:50not to my satisfaction
06:53in business
06:57there is something called management
07:00and something called labor
07:03wait wait wait wait let me get comfortable
07:05management
07:09can you hand me my soda willie
07:11management
07:15and the chips
07:16and a napkin
07:22are you ready
07:33not quite
07:35ready
07:49management hires labor
07:55to
07:55well
07:57labor
07:59what does management do
08:02nobody's quite sure
08:05anyway
08:07when
08:08when
08:10labor feels that they're not being treated
08:14fairly
08:15for example if they feel they're not being
08:17paid enough
08:18then
08:18i never thought i'd say this weeping willow
08:20but kate's more fun to have around than you are
08:23remember how she used to look
08:27smiling
08:29serving food
08:32following me around with a johnny mop
08:36now she's dead
08:39she's not dead
08:40she's just working
08:42dead working
08:44same thing
08:45did it ever occur to you that kate might want to have a little more out of life
08:50if it ain't broke
08:53don't step on it
08:54fix it
08:55fix what
08:56the expression is
08:59if it ain't broke
09:00don't fix it
09:01why would you
09:03go
09:08call kate
09:08why
09:10i already know what time it is
09:12get the weather
09:14see i told you it would all come back to you
09:28it's just like riding a bicycle
09:29oh yeah
09:30a bicycle with new tax regulations
09:33variable interest rates
09:34balloon payments
09:35escrow charts
09:36you don't have to worry about everything at once
09:38why don't you just start with the romanski mortgage
09:41go ahead
09:42compute the interest rate
09:43okay
09:43do you think they can swing it at
09:46two hundred and sixty-seven percent
09:50well if they cut back in other areas
09:52here
09:54talk it like this
09:55ah
09:59ah
10:00kate tanner
10:05i knew that
10:07hi there
10:09why are you calling me
10:12here again
10:13willie told me to
10:15nice try
10:17no he did
10:19he did
10:19he wanted me to ask you about the weather
10:21how about
10:23stormy
10:24did you have
10:26a special reason for calling me again
10:28uh
10:29yeah
10:30yeah
10:31yeah i have a question
10:32how long does this career thing usually last
10:36alf
10:38we have been over this
10:40i am here because i want to be
10:42i want to work
10:42i like to work
10:43i always plan to come back to work
10:45how can i make you understand this
10:48he thinks the lady doth protest her lunch
10:51too much
10:52too much
10:53too much what
10:54i'm hanging up now
10:57yep
11:00definitely stormy
11:01stormy
11:03um brian
11:11would you hand me the garlic press
11:13what's a garlic press look like
11:15well it's right there next to the garlic
11:17what's the garlic look like
11:20haven't you ever helped your mom in the kitchen
11:23sure
11:24i say mom it's burning
11:25and she says thanks bri
11:27i promise not to burn the pasta primavera
11:31pasta primavera
11:34i thought we were having spaghetti
11:37it is spaghetti
11:39it's spaghetti with broccoli
11:40and peas
11:41and zucchini
11:42and i like tomato cream sauce
11:43well i like the sauce that kate opens
11:47how come there's weeds in this salad
11:50they aren't weeds
11:53it's radicchio
11:54the whole idea of you cooking is radicchio
11:58hi everybody
12:03hi
12:03well hi honey
12:06you're kind of late getting home
12:07yeah
12:08julie and i stayed after school
12:10to protest cheerleading tryouts
12:11well why would you do that
12:14i was protesting because i think cheerleading
12:17is a sexist exploitation
12:18of the concept of woman as perennial spectator
12:20julie was protesting because she was eliminated
12:24in the first round
12:25pasta primavera
12:27you see
12:29lynn appreciates my cooking
12:31sure
12:32scrape off the vegetables
12:34and that pink stuff
12:35and it's great
12:35anything i can do to help
12:38yeah
12:40you could take the radicchio
12:41out of this salad
12:42no everything's timed perfectly
12:46the pasta's on a slow rolling boil
12:49the sauce is simmering nicely
12:52dinner will be ready
12:53in exactly
12:53one minute
12:54and twelve seconds
12:56what's this stuff
12:59will you stay out of that salad
13:03yikes
13:11the radicchio's making a break for it
13:14elf
13:16i want you
13:17to clean this mess up
13:19and i want you to stay out of my way
13:22dad
13:23what
13:24i think your spaghetti's done
13:27oh
13:28here here here
13:31hi mom
13:40dinner is served
13:43m is for the many times she leaves me
13:57o is for the office where she goes
14:02now it's kate can i come in
14:05kate the name is vaguely familiar
14:09and i've heard that voice before
14:11oh it's you
14:16you look terrible
14:18all white and tired and old
14:19how's the job going
14:21job is fine thank you
14:24oh i'm so glad
14:26i never realized there were so many pictures of me
14:32let alone here in the garage
14:35well
14:38don't worry
14:39you're not wearing lingerie
14:40in any of these
14:40well that's a comfort
14:43i gave the lingerie shots
14:46to willie
14:46you took
14:49kidding
14:50thank goodness
14:53had you didn't i
14:54okay alf
14:57out with it
14:58out with what
14:59look
15:00alf
15:01i know you pretty well
15:02and i can tell when you're upset about something
15:05well
15:07if uh
15:10hypothetically speaking
15:12something were to upset me
15:14and i'm not saying anything has but
15:17hypothetically
15:18right
15:19if someone close to me
15:22were to return to work let's say
15:24it might
15:26in the cosmos of my psyche
15:28create an emotional black hole
15:31hypothetically
15:33alf why has my going back to work upset you so much
15:37everything's changing too fast
15:40what do you mean
15:42well you got a job now
15:43lynn's starting college pretty soon
15:46ryan beat me at chutes and ladders just the other day
15:49you know i wish things could stay just the way they used to be
15:53in the good old days
15:55last week
15:57alf everybody feels that way sometimes
16:00but listen change can be a very positive thing
16:04oh yeah
16:05every time my life changed
16:08it seemed like my world fell apart
16:10like when my world fell apart
16:13alf
16:15things do change
16:17lynn and brian are growing up
16:19i have a new job
16:20and who knows
16:21tomorrow willie may decide to chuck it all
16:23and become a lobster fisherman
16:24shellfish makes him wheeze remember
16:28i was speaking hypothetically
16:31oh
16:32but alf
16:34one thing never will change
16:37and that's the fact that
16:39you're a part of our family
16:40you decided to adopt me
16:44i thought we explained that to you
16:48they would make me feel a lot more secure about my position in the family
16:51now alf
16:53you know that's impossible
16:55i'll give you a dollar
16:56hey
16:59great news
17:01the strike is over
17:02i'm gonna go
17:04i'm gonna go back
17:06i'm going back to work on
17:07on month
17:09why are the pictures of my wife all over the garage
17:12oh honey i'll explain that later
17:14i'm so happy you're going back to work
17:17me too
17:18now kate can quit her job
17:20and come home and make me salad without weeds
17:23radicchio
17:25alf haven't you been listening to a word i've been saying
17:29well i have been known to tune you out
17:32alf just because willie is going back to work doesn't mean i'm gonna quit my job
17:36not even if i say please
17:40i'm sorry alf
17:44she doesn't take any guff does she
17:46very little
17:54oh did you need that
18:03hi kate
18:10hi honey
18:12hi alf
18:14hi willie
18:15willie
18:17um
18:19remember the first time that
18:23that i stopped working
18:25um
18:28it was when you were expecting lynn
18:31well
18:33you remember the second time
18:36when you were expecting brian
18:38well you know
18:41i haven't been feeling too great lately
18:44and um
18:45i've been feeling
18:46you know kind of tired
18:48oh gosh
18:50honey you ought to see a doctor
18:52i did
18:53willie you lux
18:56your wife is telling you she's about to spawn again
18:59you are
19:01you are
19:03are we
19:07great
19:09a new baby
19:11we'll raise him as our own
19:13well he or she will be our own
19:17well it's our own
19:19it's not our own
19:21lynn
19:23brian come here i want to tell you something
19:25i love you
19:27i love you
19:29what's up dad
19:31there
19:33there's going to be
19:35there's going to be
19:37an addition
19:39to our family
19:41we're adopting elves
19:43yes
19:45yes
19:47yes
19:49no it's not that
19:51i'm gonna have a baby
19:53are you kidding
19:55no i'm not kidding
19:57great this is so 80s
20:01how'd that happen
20:03we'll uh discuss that later
20:05i can't believe it
20:07you're gonna be a mother
20:09brian get some papers
20:11lynn boil some water
20:13well al the baby won't be here for eight months
20:17who's talking about the baby
20:19i want a cup of tea
20:21and i want to read the funnies
20:31so how are you feeling
20:33oh great i haven't thrown up in 12 minutes
20:35you know i never had morning sickness with my other kids
20:39how long is it supposed to last
20:41until they leave for college
20:43thanks a lot
20:47kate tanner
20:49yo kate
20:51guess who
20:53alex trebek
20:55you didn't give your answer in the form of a question
20:59okay in the form of a question
21:01why are you bothering me
21:03um
21:05i needed to ask you something
21:07well
21:09uh
21:11when are you coming home
21:13the same time i came home last night
21:15before and the night before that
21:17oh
21:19is that it
21:21uh
21:23no
21:25well
21:27i miss you
21:29i'll see if i can get off a little early
21:33bring me a present
21:35don't push it
21:37she still loves me
21:41she still loves me
21:43i
21:45i
21:47i
21:49i
21:51i
21:53i
21:55i
21:57i
21:59i
22:01i
22:13i
22:15i
22:17i
22:19i
22:21i
22:23i
22:25well your mother tells me you've been asking
22:27a lot of questions
22:29about
22:31you know
22:33about the baby
22:35you know
22:37where it comes from
22:39where it's going
22:41how it gets there
22:43how it gets there
22:45oh you mean the facts of life
22:47well that's one way of putting it
22:49yeah
22:51you don't have to worry dad
22:53i explained everything
23:01oh
23:03alf
23:05yes willie
23:07i
23:09understand you took it upon yourself to educate my son about the birds and the bees
23:15uh
23:17yeah
23:19oh thank you
23:21you're welcome
23:23although i don't think he understood the part about releasing the pods
23:27the pods
23:57oh
23:59oh
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