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00:01:59Our beloved ancestors had given us a beautiful
00:02:02Beautiful home a place of amazing natural wonders
00:02:06the rocks the sand the cactus
00:02:11Nothing was better and then one day
00:02:14Felicity arrived here and she built
00:02:18Felicity City
00:02:20At first glance, it's a town like most others. It's sheriff constantly on the lookout for evildoers
00:02:36His senses like a puma
00:02:43And like all respectable towns Felicity City has its very own church
00:02:50Except here in this town if you see folks hurrying around early Sunday morning
00:03:00It's because they are on their way to give their respects to Felicity
00:03:07You see my friends. It's not called Felicity City for nothing
00:03:12Yeah
00:03:13What is this some kind of jug?
00:03:16No, not at all
00:03:18Very ancient Ming Dynasty
00:03:20Very expensive very ancient. You gotta be kidding me after all I've done for you
00:03:26You come here with an old jug, you know
00:03:28I think I'm gonna take a pass on the old jug if you don't mind Ming Dynasty
00:03:34Very expensive very ancient. I think this idiot actually believes it
00:03:48Next time don't bring me no junk get out. Who's next?
00:03:54My darling Felicity
00:04:02Personally I would have preferred living on the prairie like my ancestors but I
00:04:08Made a promise long ago that has kept me tied to this place a promise to watch over someone
00:04:18Oh
00:04:23Let go of poor Bob McDonaghan this instant, what do you think you're doing? Sorry, but I had no choice
00:04:30These two had to learn to remove their hats when seeing a lady and not to spit
00:04:41No, no, no, no, don't you look at me like that Cinderella
00:04:46If you're straying down a crooked path, so stop your grinning
00:04:52It's incredible yeah, there's not a single guy in this miserable town who demonstrates the least bit of chivalry
00:05:02Okay, so we're not in mrs. Blah blah lofty circle or anything but who cares I mean really can't they see I'm a girl
00:05:09I was just sitting there thinking that if I answered her question
00:05:13She would most surely punch me right in the nose
00:05:16When suddenly something completely unexpected happened that would finally allow me to keep my promise
00:05:24telegram an actual telegram
00:05:28Yeah
00:05:30It's for your mother stepmother. Oh, that's right. I'm sorry. Would you mind bringing it to her?
00:05:35I mean, I don't dare you see I have no gift to bring her
00:05:40And
00:05:42With this axe
00:05:44Chopping very hard for for your grace and beauty. Yeah, we make
00:05:50Make this lovely Bieber
00:05:53Well, it's something I suppose
00:05:56Very pretty but I'm not about to give my daughter's hands to just anyone you two are poor and this ain't the lottery
00:06:04Oh, yeah, listen
00:06:05I ain't bartering my little angels for a worthless piece of wood
00:06:09Right darlings. Yeah, that's right fellas. I guess you ain't really suited for us. Yeah, that's too bad boys
00:06:17Better luck to you next time
00:06:21So, that's it a town of ingrates I've taken everything from them and now they've got nothing left to kill
00:06:28What the heck am I gonna do now for fun? I'm exhausted
00:06:34What are you doing here in the house?
00:06:35I told you to cut up all the wood my gift like everyone else does
00:06:42Here fetch
00:06:50Y'all better go get yourselves all gussied up my darlings a prince is coming to my town
00:07:05I
00:07:35Discovering the new world requires certain sacrifices
00:08:05Oh
00:08:35Oh
00:08:37Oh
00:08:39Oh
00:09:03An extraordinary face haggard by the hard climate of the West very authentic
00:09:10I
00:09:15Don't understand the word you're saying my friend
00:09:20Gracias in your what I said to you was your money or your life
00:09:24It's up to you for Igor's sake wouldn't be too much to ask to be able to play a simple game of cards without being
00:09:31Interrupted. I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut this conversation short
00:09:39Oh
00:10:09That
00:10:27Was fantastic
00:10:28This certainly is a new world. Oh my lord
00:10:31If I can just find someone to play cards with I mean some real players
00:10:36I hope you have been discreet mother as you know, we are strictly incognito here. Oh
00:10:43Vladimir your mother is not a gossip and you know it I
00:10:47Can assure you my son that I haven't breathed a word of our journey here to a single living soul
00:10:53I'm sorry
00:10:54You're wonderful
00:11:04Not a word mother
00:11:06Oh
00:11:10Welcome welcome your highnesses to Felicity City. Oh
00:11:15I
00:11:16Am Felicity and what you see is all me
00:11:22Having you here is a great honor for simple people like us. I mean like them
00:11:29Please I'd like to introduce you to my daughters melody
00:11:34Harmony
00:11:36Where are those girls? Oh, they're my dearest darlings and their studies as always
00:11:46Beautiful aren't they? Oh
00:11:50Who would have expected to find in such a dry and hostile seeming place like such tempting and juicy salads
00:11:57It's almost a miracle. They'll take good care of you
00:12:01Your highness, it's all arranged. They'll be your guardian angels. Oh, oh
00:12:07And there's going to be a ball in your honor tonight
00:12:12A ball what a stroke of luck mother. I thought we were going to discover the West and its rude austerity
00:12:19Ah
00:12:27My violin
00:12:29The law is unequivocal
00:12:31Trade attacks are a crime
00:12:33Yes, indeed. I gotta make a point here
00:12:43As if I didn't already have enough to do thanks to Felicity
00:12:46Now I'm forced to be a flunky for the tourists Cinderella
00:12:52It's true
00:12:53I mean who cares about some stuffy Prince and Duchess of so-and-so Prince Vladimir Semyonovich Sergei of Pichugov at your service
00:13:01and your name is
00:13:04My name well, it's it's more of a nickname. Really. It's Cinderella
00:13:09Her name is Cinderella. Well Cinderella if you don't mind, I'll take my violin with me. It's fragile
00:13:16And the rest I mean your luggage. Should I take it to the saloon? Yes
00:13:23Could I please have my violin back now
00:13:27Yes
00:13:30All right, then
00:13:34Right, thank you so long car girl
00:13:38I
00:13:44Got something to say little cloud silence is the friend of he who wants an unbroken nose
00:13:56What an awful waste do you ever think about your mother imagine her extreme disappointment
00:14:08At all, I'm sure you're sorry
00:14:19Yes, yes, yes, I won again you didn't you cheated again Oh
00:14:26Vladimir Oh
00:14:27My cruel torturing pitiless heartless son. You're still angry at your poor old mother, aren't you?
00:14:35Okay
00:14:37Okay, I announced our arrival but in the end what does it change hmm, what does it change
00:14:46Absolutely nothing mother
00:14:51Everything's gotta be perfect first one to slack off gets buried in the desert. You hear me
00:15:06Oh
00:15:30You are such a little cheapskate
00:15:33Huh, check it out Melody Cinderella's trying to look like
00:15:42Come on just let me don't touch me with those filthy little palsy. Oh, what's going on over here?
00:15:50I just tried to poke harmonies die out. You gotta punish your mom
00:15:54Give her what she does. I go on and get ready my darlings
00:15:59Now as for you you ungrateful little wretch
00:16:02How dare you try to mangle my precious little beauties on the very day a princess come here to my town get lost
00:16:10Get out of here vermin
00:16:25Is something wrong Cinderella
00:16:28No, not really. I mean I just I I
00:16:33Gotta go
00:16:36She is shy isn't she
00:16:40No a little wild perhaps
00:16:58Ah
00:17:14What have I done to deserve you worthless bunch of lazy brainless good-for-nothing idiots
00:17:19You are not even capable of attacking a stupid train
00:17:22Must I survive on a poultry diet of cactus and vulture eggs?
00:17:32No, I am sorry it is my fault I am the one responsible
00:17:39See my company and see see I know I still have much work to do on my management skills
00:17:47Give me that amigo
00:17:53Yeah, that should be enough to motivate all of you or should I toss it up
00:18:11Where have you been what took you so long?
00:18:14Hey
00:18:15Baby on the train there was a young prince and also an old Duchess the prince and the Duchess see
00:18:23They got huge rings the size of ostrich eggs rings like ostrich eggs
00:18:29They're in town see if a I saw him like I see you now
00:18:32The prince was talking to Cinderella and little cloud and is this mad storm a friend of the prince and Duchess
00:18:39No, hey, no
00:18:42His name is not mad storm heavy his name is actually little cloud you see little cloud
00:18:54Amigos we're back in business here. Take this amigo. That's for bringing me the good news. Thank you
00:19:04And that's for getting caught by the stupid sheriff
00:19:07What are you waiting for then go there and find him under a bring them back here
00:19:13But not the mad storm and his troublesome little pest
00:19:37I
00:19:56Think I traveled all the way across the country just to hear this
00:20:07I
00:20:10Don't your lovely daughters deserve the very best. Oh, yes
00:20:30So my lovely little prince you should check out my darling daughter spitting image of their mother
00:20:36spitting is
00:20:38Indeed the right word
00:20:51After that horrid trip this game is exactly what I need
00:20:55Oh
00:21:03She's so sad the poor man
00:21:10You heard good with Felicity said right Bob. Yeah, Bob. Only our princesses are entitled to be beautiful tonight. Yeah, Bob
00:21:19Ah
00:21:22You ain't pretty go on in hey Bob, are you sure she had lots of charm? No, she didn't
00:21:39If you're trying to humor me I'm not in the mood
00:21:42You know Cinderella when you were only as tall as a baby sparrow your mother made me promise to watch over you Wow
00:21:50Well, isn't that great? We get to hear the party instead of going to it
00:21:55This is it Cinderella. It's time. I'm going to help you. You're going to the ball. No way
00:22:01If I go there, I'm toast and you can't help me. You can't even put your boots on by yourself
00:22:07You're right about that, but what about the bandit ship in the shifting sands that and
00:22:12well, that was the other time when you what I was
00:22:17for the bandit ship
00:22:19Don't forget that was me. I
00:22:23Am a shaman don't forget I may be a little old and gray but
00:22:30Believe me you will go to the ball
00:22:37I
00:22:45Doing little cloud, what is all this admire how one summons the celestial creatures?
00:22:57Well, I don't get it I must have skipped a tambourine bit but no worries you must stay positive
00:23:03I know I'll get it. Well, it's been fun
00:23:08Maybe you should cut back on the cactus juice
00:23:33Oh
00:23:49The visitor will be blown away when he sees you good job
00:23:58Excuse me, but it's time for me to retire into the arms of Morpheus
00:24:03Who the heck is that Oh lucky
00:24:14Yeah, hey no way miss you're way too pretty yes, sorry
00:24:33I
00:24:52Good evening, miss
00:24:54Please allow me to introduce myself. I am Prince Vladimir piff-puff talk of the town it seems
00:25:01Pitchy cough a pleasure and may I could I perhaps offer you offer me a drink, of course
00:25:10to please
00:25:13To the Wild West and it's beautiful ladies
00:25:19Stuff's pretty harsh, isn't it? The apple aftertaste caught me off guard. It is very good
00:25:27Shall we dance
00:25:30I
00:25:50Throw a ball with the prince and he slips through your hands. Who is this woman? Huh?
00:25:55I don't know. It must be Morpheus. Come on. What are you waiting for tummies?
00:26:01We're not gonna let that stranger swipe our Prince. Go on get move
00:26:08Don't look now, but I think we're being followed they're just jealous jealous but of whom
00:26:15Do you mean of you?
00:26:20What do you say you and I lose them something I've wanted to do for quite some time
00:26:26Oh
00:26:35Don't worry my little darlings we have other means come on you time for you to do your job
00:26:44You are gonna get your prize. I promise. Oh
00:26:48Oh
00:26:50No, no, you mustn't be shy now, let's continue to play shall we may I be so bold as to tempt fate with
00:26:58You and join your little game
00:27:03By of course the more the merrier if you would go easy on me madam, it's my very first time playing
00:27:11Oh
00:27:12You're a beginner
00:27:14How marvelous we're going to have some real fun now, I'm almost certain of it
00:27:44Oh
00:28:15I
00:28:19Guess I really smoked you didn't I I think it's time for me to retire
00:28:24When I lose I don't tolerate arrogance and crass vulgarity very well. Oh
00:28:30Now, please don't be upset your excellency. It's just a case of beginners luck
00:28:35Hey, how about you and I play one last hand if you win you take it off?
00:28:41But if I win you give me your son's hand for one of my darling daughters
00:28:54I've never heard of anything. So ridiculous. What do you take me for? Hey, I'm just saying
00:29:01You really lost big
00:29:04fortunes changes, I'm sure you know
00:29:07Unless you like losing
00:29:12Hit me
00:29:35The creme de la creme, that's what we are
00:29:42I
00:29:49Beg you let me play another round to earn back the hand of my son. What did she just belt something?
00:29:58You don't tolerate vulgarity, huh? Well now you're just gonna have to live with it
00:30:06So beautiful the desert is
00:30:12Yes, this moonbeam from heaven delicately revealing the gentle dunes soft and round and this mouth
00:30:21mouth
00:30:24What mouth
00:30:27This one
00:30:28Your face is my landscape
00:30:31Treasure at the end of the world
00:30:33wait, listen, I
00:30:36Need I need to tell you something
00:30:40I'm not the girl you think I am undoubtedly an
00:30:44Angel that falls from heaven inevitably hides a mystery. Oh boy. You sure can't talk
00:31:01Come and get it
00:31:09Oh
00:31:13Intimidating isn't she
00:31:39Oh
00:31:52Okay amigos, what are y'all doing here you big
00:31:58Dumbass
00:32:08What the heck
00:32:10incredible
00:32:12So what's your pleasure your highness a shot of cactus juice make it a double
00:32:20Your attention, please may I have your attention please this is a kidnapping cooperate and no one will be hurt
00:32:27except you
00:32:41Amazing truly remarkable
00:32:48My
00:32:50If you want a date with me, you'll have to be a lot more sophisticated than these
00:32:55Perhaps put down my mother, right?
00:33:17Get out of the way
00:33:21This is so much fun
00:33:24Oh Vladimir, this is fantastic. It reminds me of the days of my you stay right there mother. You'll be fine
00:33:32Vladimir
00:33:33Yes
00:33:34You're never going to forgive me. Oh those horrid cards come to the point mother
00:33:40I made a huge mistake an
00:33:44Enormous mistake. So did I I fell in love?
00:33:49You did is she here? I want to see her
00:33:53with the chair
00:34:15Hey, I don't have time for you now
00:34:23Wait a minute. Why are you here? Oh
00:34:27Bison's horns. I forgot to tell her that the magic stops working at the twelfth cry of the jackal
00:34:33Hey, what's happening to me?
00:34:36That rotten little shaman and his two-bit magic
00:34:48You should know that I love fine clothes jewels and refinements, but that goes without saying
00:34:53Oh
00:35:04Who let these lowlifes in
00:35:11Hey come back here y'all follow me
00:35:24Oh
00:35:30We must go after them there must be some way we can stop them and get my mother back
00:35:36Take him to my place
00:35:38Felicity you've gone too far this time
00:35:41As an officer of honest folks good night's sleep. I must remind you of the laws pertaining to unruly noises
00:35:50Okay
00:35:53I
00:36:08Princess
00:36:09Well, it looks like our young prince here is gonna leave my princess. I have to go save my princess
00:36:17I'm afraid you can't cuz you're getting married tomorrow. He's cute. Amy. I'm getting married tomorrow
00:36:25Is that some kind of joke? Yeah, you're ours, baby. I want you to cards
00:36:31God
00:36:35Um, I like sports animals hiking in the woods and getting caught in a summer race
00:36:40You know what I like I like going shopping real out country music and cuddling by the fire
00:36:48This is just one big nightmare
00:36:50I'm sorry, sweet ladies, but my heart is already taken by a mysterious beauty. I'll marry the one who lost this tooth for me
00:37:00But my most pressing need right now is to go save my mother and
00:37:05Hush my prince. We're all one big family now
00:37:10You'll catch on we already love you
00:37:20Gracias gracias muchas gracias
00:37:39Under these horrible conditions, uh-huh. These had better be worthy gentlemen
00:37:46The woman with sickly pale skin wears big beautiful stones that shine just like diamond
00:37:52That's because they are done
00:37:55You poor ignorant miscreant little cloud
00:38:01Don't Lopez will sculpt your wig and read the weather report with your intestines
00:38:07What's wrong with you people you're embarrassing me what do I need lots like you for you're all savages
00:38:17My lady Duchess
00:38:19With whom do I have the honor?
00:38:22Capitan Barbara Zool, but my friends call me F
00:38:26You remind me of a distant cousin sir admiral of the imperial fleet
00:38:31My dear Duchess, we've barely met each other and we're already exchanging compliments
00:38:42You are ticklish like a small bubble of champagne
00:38:46Allow me to accompany you to your quarters this way. Why? Yes, of course. I was beginning to worry
00:38:53Where
00:38:55Is the other half of my business you idiot, where is the prince me captain there was a little bit of a complication a
00:39:04complication
00:39:06Huh?
00:39:07Another blow from that damn big storm and it's irritating little pest
00:39:12No heavy they weren't there this time. And as I told you he's not called big storm. Hey, but
00:39:22I'm all yours. Lady Duchess. I
00:39:26Want him to hear me? If not, you'll be eating sand for the rest of eternity
00:39:35Oh, what a waste it was a brand new one
00:39:41It's simple you set me free I don't marry anyone and you keep the ladies for yourselves everyone wins got it
00:39:48Bob
00:39:50Not really well
00:39:58What is that thing a violin a
00:40:06Musical instrument no a piece of wood. Oh
00:40:20I
00:40:27Am the one you want
00:40:36I'm gonna have to remember to get rid of that stupid guitar
00:40:42Can't be putting up with that every day
00:40:45We
00:40:48Can't just leave him there like that
00:40:49Whoa a squaw in love is more careless than a blind chick on the edge of a canyon if you say I'm in love
00:40:56one more time
00:40:58It's beside the point I do this for anybody
00:41:16If you're thinking he'll remember you then you might as well forget it
00:41:20I don't care if he remembers me. I am what I am. So you don't want to get married after all
00:41:27He's just kidding we better get a move on we can't stay here you oh
00:41:35It's just you good to see you too, sorry, I took you for someone else a young lady
00:41:40You're trying to say I'm not one. No, what I'm trying to say is
00:41:44There was a young woman and never mind, okay enough with all the papoose talk look
00:41:50We must leave this place quickly. If you want to find old squaw feathers, he means your mother
00:41:55Mm-hmm
00:42:08This is the reason why by the certified document I hereby officially appoint
00:42:13Capitan Ignatius Lopez Santa Maria Barbasol. That's me a sole inheritor of my lands
00:42:21properties and related structures
00:42:26Hmm
00:42:31Complete the fortune and all related merchandise therein
00:42:37There all it needs is your signature now, oh I see and
00:42:42Afterward, what may I ask? Do you intend to do with me afterwards?
00:42:48Ha ha ha Duchess
00:42:50Afterwards, I am afraid once we're finished. I must kill you. Oh, no, really
00:42:55Please understand. It is rather difficult to inherit from someone who is still alive. The paperwork alone would be overwhelmed. Oh
00:43:05You pretend to be tough but my intuition says otherwise I know let's play a few hands shall we
00:43:12Hmm let my rattlers take care of her. She'll sign that before sunrise
00:43:26Duchess it a privilege to have someone of your stature aboard
00:43:29I will agree to postpone your signing out of respect for your royal person. Oh, you are too kind
00:43:36Tell me sir, would you please ask your man servant there to fetch me a nice pot of sarsaparilla?
00:43:43His man servant. I am dark Lopez the bandit son of Carbone 14 the nefarious
00:43:49I have you heard what the lady said go and find her some sarsaparilla go to Hades and back if necessary
00:44:04Helping a stranger like you're doing with me. It's so rare. It's it's magical
00:44:12I really don't want to seem ungrateful old man, but could you possibly give me back my violin? No, okay. I see
00:44:21Could you please play a little more gently then it's fragile
00:44:31If shops always a little bit awkward for me, I'm happy to entertain but my heart's not really into it. No
00:44:39My mother has been abducted by dangerous lawless bandits
00:44:42And I myself barely escaped the horror of a shotgun marriage all to be stuck out here in the middle of nowhere with a tone
00:44:49Deaf Indian and a pigtailed cowgirl what did he say pigtailed cowgirl?
00:44:55Sorry, I seem to have forgotten myself. It's the stress
00:44:58We pull him from Felicity's claws offer to save his mother and this is the thanks
00:45:02We get slime of the scorpion never touches the royal pony or is the slime of the horse. I can never remember
00:45:08Well, if he thinks he's so clever he can go save his Duchess by himself
00:45:12Chicken chicken my ancestors were proud conquerors. I laugh at the smell of danger
00:45:18Without question Cinderella your prince has class. He's not my prince
00:45:36Where's my prince
00:45:42Make me forget that I should smash you both like the bugs you are
00:45:47We'll find him my darlings. He's our son our sweet cream icing our hot cherry
00:46:11Oh
00:46:35This animal is just
00:46:38Manageable sometimes the f-sharp is a little bit awkward need a hand Prince
00:46:47Thank You Cinderella
00:46:49Little cloud, could you please stop playing? You're torturing my poor ostrich. Can't you see that brother? Here you go
00:46:55It's a Stradivarius knockoff made from really cheap wood if you ask me
00:47:00Strings made in the South Pole your violin is a piece of dung if you please old man
00:47:05I do not intend to discuss this with you. All right violin looks like a drum a
00:47:12Little cloud is quite unique. You've known him a long time. I gather since forever. He's my guardian. Hmm
00:47:19It's important to have friends you can rely on
00:47:22So do you have a sweetheart?
00:47:26Well, I don't know that'll depend on a lot of things ah, it seems I've hit a sore spot
00:47:36Oh
00:47:38This looks like a perfect place for us to rest for the night
00:47:42before we head into Barbasol's territory and
00:47:45I hope the soothing darkness of night will give some courage to my little blind chick
00:47:52Blind chick is your nickname? Why got a problem with that?
00:47:56Not at all. A blind chick is very cute and quite easy to catch
00:48:06Oh
00:48:12The fates are against me first at that mad storm and his annoying little pest and now a Duchess who always wins
00:48:21They say unlucky at cards means lucky in love
00:48:24This
00:48:34Isn't what I usually eat, what is it? I gave your man servant a recipe for a fine omelet
00:48:40It's made princess of Tuscany style an omelet
00:48:48Ha ha my lady Duchess, it's a marvel a triumph. It's a total catastrophe
00:48:54You put too much nutmeg in it. That's right. There's way too much nutmeg in this. What were you thinking you imbecile?
00:49:01Don't you even know how to make a simple omelet?
00:49:04start over
00:49:06Honestly, I just don't know what to do with him anymore. Perhaps you might try imposing a little hard-nosed discipline
00:49:24I
00:49:30Think perhaps a little bit too nice
00:49:34Nice
00:49:35We'll see how nice I am when I lay my hands on your son Duchess
00:49:40It'll be your signature on the paper or his head in my hand and we'll see if you think I'm nice then
00:49:47My son, but my dear friend my son will cut you to pieces
00:49:52Bring the next dish
00:49:59Vulture sashimi filleted and cold-wrapped in fresh-cut green beans picked from the garden this very morning
00:50:22Little cloud I
00:50:24Congratulate you this little impromptu shish kebab is wonderful. Oh, yes, my friend country rats are always better than city ones
00:50:39Beautiful night moonlight is ideal for opening hearts you think yes, I do
00:50:47Don't
00:50:50You worry Prince
00:50:52We will get your mother back. I'm not too worried. I've got one feisty mother
00:50:57It's really those bandits who should be worried then what's eating you, huh? Oh
00:51:03Well, I guess I can tell you last night at the ball. I had a revelation
00:51:08What do you mean last night? I fell Cinderella fell in love
00:51:13With a girl so beautiful she makes the stars blush everything about her exudes feminine perfection
00:51:18Incomparable grace charming and quite slim a bit like you really except she's oh
00:51:25You should have seen her in action speaking of which
00:51:29This is her tooth. She lost it while bravely fighting the intruders by my side and
00:51:35afterwards she
00:51:36disappeared
00:51:37Um about the tooth, yes a
00:51:41Lifelong commitment because of a tooth does that really make sense?
00:51:44Well, it's not glamorous
00:51:47but
00:51:48Well, forget your toothless princess. There are lots of princesses some of them pigtailed. I love pigtails
00:51:55Hey Vladimir
00:51:58Look around you with your heart
00:52:01Uh-huh. Are you talking about you? No, I'm talking about Felicity a huge princess and no pigtails
00:52:08Excuse me Cinderella. You're so nice. I
00:52:12Mean it
00:52:23Hmm I smell bad vibes, I don't think he's into pigtailed cowgirls
00:52:29Good night
00:52:37Cinderella
00:52:40Smoke that little bird. Oh, this music is so romantic. What are you waiting for?
00:52:52Because of the princess piece of work, oh, give me that you idiot
00:52:58Oh
00:53:09Get in the wagon, we'll crush him with it
00:53:12It'll be cleaner that way it is said that where the bear can slip through the tiny mouse cannot and no wait
00:53:18It's the opposite
00:53:20Anyway, follow me
00:53:28I
00:53:38Should consult my peace pipe when I can
00:53:41Any bright ideas your serene highness Perry and trust charged with gusto. I'm still thinking
00:53:47Okay, so it's up to me
00:54:17Dressed you down
00:54:19Not right
00:54:36Let's go back
00:54:46All right, make music
00:54:49Oh
00:55:00Like I keep saying f-sharp is always a little bit awkward
00:55:19Ah
00:55:28That was great very tasty
00:55:32It's pretty good. This is Perilla. The Duchess knows her stuff. This is fair trade. No
00:55:39I
00:55:44Pass whose men are close by we must be cautious as the beaver and silent as the earthworm
00:55:51Do-do-do-do. My is truly magnificent here or as my princess would say Wow
00:55:59Hey
00:56:00What is it champ? You see something over there?
00:56:03Never speak again, unless you want to get us all shot and enough about that princess. It's getting really old. Oh, then Wow
00:56:12Your princess sounds ridiculous. I will not permit you to
00:56:18Do you hear that little cloud and where was your little dancer when Felicity was putting her claws into you
00:56:24And it was saving your skin making you shut up when you were screaming like some lunatic when you needed to be silent
00:56:29As the world and cautious as the beaver
00:56:59I
00:57:29I
00:58:00Oh
00:58:10Everybody do as the old shaman does okay come along now
00:58:29Oh
00:58:36Go go go go
00:58:48And now we go
00:58:59Oh
00:59:05Come on Prince, let's go. Thanks little cowgirl. I'll forget it Prince blah blah, whatever
00:59:29Hey look over there, it's a big cave, let's go
00:59:39Hey, can't you ever stop goofing off?
00:59:55Follow the old shaman hurry
00:59:59Oh
01:00:09Hey, can we take a breather? Nah, we ain't stop until we find our little prince and the filthy vermin who helped him
01:00:18Hope that heat didn't get him and bake his brain
01:00:22Those fools should have never let him out of that room without his little hat
01:00:27Oh move it you big ugly beast
01:00:53This is for you Cinderella
01:00:57You
01:01:07Why have you helped me like this Cinderella with all the risks and dangers involved, what do you think I don't know
01:01:16You're kind of an angel
01:01:18an angel fallen from heaven
01:01:21Cinderella
01:01:24Yes
01:01:26Would you smile for me?
01:01:28What for because I need to know and if for once you say that me
01:01:34Cinderella and this princess of your dream, huh? No more lovey-dovey talk. We've got a problem
01:01:42We'll soon be leaving the belly of the earth and not the good way
01:01:50Oh
01:02:06Well, considering where I am it seems the great shaman's journey ends here
01:02:20I
01:02:27Will be very happy when I bring to him this excellent news
01:02:37While I'm making
01:02:39Macaroons for the Duchess. I ought to hang you
01:02:45Look you'll see right in the middle of preparing the custard the most important part
01:02:50I
01:03:13Told you to never let the little pest on board
01:03:17Now that she's here big storm can't be far away not big storm a fake his name is little
01:03:25Welcome we've been impatiently waiting for you. I'm so glad to see you aboard my ship. You are too kind
01:03:34How I hate that infuriating little pest
01:03:37Tie her up right away. You may wish to be a bit more respectful to her
01:03:41She might summon big storm after all believe me. That would be a bad idea
01:03:47You finally come just in time to have tea
01:03:52Well, not exactly a proper tea since someone who will remain nameless walked away and didn't finish making the macaroons
01:04:01Lady Duchess that no longer matters for a regret to inform you that tea time has been canceled mother. You are incomparable. Oh
01:04:10I see you brought someone along to keep you company. Now, who is this charming little pigtail cowgirl?
01:04:19Her name is Cinderella
01:04:21She's a big pest. Thanks to her. We're here. You have no idea the many dangers her and I have faced
01:04:26Why didn't you call us? We would have rushed to your aid. Isn't that right, but
01:04:32This one to the mast securely attached so she can't get away
01:04:36If my princess could be here she would beat these little bandits up
01:04:43Enough of these the time has come to sign the paper touches
01:04:48Oh my poor friend you actually believe my son will let you do that
01:05:00Well, unfortunately mother I just might disappoint you this time
01:05:10Listen to me Duchess on this ship when you dive you do not return alive
01:05:15Oh, I see you're making threats now. I am so disappointed in you. I mean really now I never imagined
01:05:37Everyone to your stations prepare for combat on the devil
01:05:45Oh
01:06:00Be sure not to do anything to my prince you idiot. Oh, yeah
01:06:15Felicity you little witch get them immediately make macaroons of them. Hurry
01:06:45Oh
01:06:51We're done for
01:06:53Keep bailing you useless bunch of idiots. You're worthless
01:06:57I'm so sorry. I'll go grab your parmesan and I will go get the nutmeg
01:07:04Okay, okay. We're out of sarsaparilla
01:07:15I
01:07:17Yeah
01:07:33Deserters cowards sheep get back here
01:07:36How dare you abandon sheep right in the middle of a battle now skin every one of you alive
01:07:42Excuse me, but I believe I can definitely say with a boldness that even amazes me that you will not be skinning anyone alive
01:07:52Bueno, then I'll have to settle for shortening your line of succession. Do not worry my princess. I'm coming
01:08:06You can try to escape but that's not going to happen I'm going to cut you into pieces
01:08:13I'm gonna feed you back to the fishes
01:08:17Yes, no just between you and me I prefer you to the one at the ball
01:08:22I'm gonna take you apart
01:08:39Me I know Vladimir there are some looks that cannot lie mother, please
01:08:44It's very hard to concentrate with you talking on incessantly see I am sorry
01:08:49But I must agree what I am doing here is muy importante
01:08:54Excuse me, my dears carry on feel just watch
01:09:19Oh
01:09:36Thank you
01:09:37Enough of all this kidding around
01:09:40Duchess you must sign sound like a broken record. It's getting quite tiresome
01:09:45No offense, but I really think you should strongly consider a new line of work
01:10:02Thank you again for being so decisive but about this tooth I have can I please have a smile you
01:10:11Never give up
01:10:13I'm wondering your grace
01:10:16Your girlfriends are missing you. You didn't feel welcome enough with us. So you decided to see the country, right?
01:10:24We certainly do have a lot to talk about but for the moment this vessel is sinking. So it's not really the time wrong
01:10:29We'll pick things up right where we left off now. You're all ours
01:10:34Bring me the captain
01:10:37And
01:10:38You nasty little beast wait till you see what I have in store for you, right darlings. Yeah, it's gonna be the best first up
01:10:47We're gonna scratch your eyes right out of your head second. We're gonna cut off one of your legs
01:10:51It'll be too funny to see you
01:11:06Oh
01:11:15But Felicity
01:11:17There must be some kind of misunderstanding
01:11:20Clam up. You're the captain, right? You could marry people, right? So Mary
01:11:30He's mine girls, it's my turn I'm gonna be a princess y'all hear me
01:11:36Maybe we'll make you to a little brother. Hi Prince. Well, I am certainly honored by your proposal, but I really don't think so
01:11:45What are you waiting for get on with it we are gathered here together to celebrate the marriage
01:11:52Prince do you take Felicity here as your law?
01:11:57Felicity do you take this Prince Vladimir here to be your lawful wedded husband till death do you part?
01:12:06Don't worry
01:12:36Oh
01:12:46Don't go near him you little monster
01:12:55Just give me your hand come on
01:13:07Oh
01:13:29Not afraid
01:13:36I
01:13:50Do not want to rush you but
01:14:01The return of the great chomp at your service
01:14:06You mean they're going to the cafe bar bazooka and who is this strangely dressed smelly old man
01:14:13Whoa, even a flower must wait for the rain to bathe. Oh
01:14:21The tooth
01:14:26Stupid wild goose chases gone. No when the mother hen sees the fragile chick in danger. Does she leave or does she stay?
01:14:36Mother hen is really cheeky
01:14:47Would you stop this is pointless
01:14:51It's me I've known that for a while I thought you'd like to have all your teeth to eat our wedding cake
01:15:06Oh
01:15:08Oh
01:15:33Finally Prince I'll be your princess
01:15:38Oh
01:15:52Now many moons have passed
01:15:55People have erased Felicity from their memories and life has returned to its natural course
01:16:01As for Cinderella, I think she's found her prince charming
01:16:05Nice guy horrible musician, but nice and
01:16:09I kept my promise as for the little ones. They'll just have to get along without me
01:16:36I'm afraid I'm not one for long goodbyes. I hope they won't be too angry
01:16:56But what is certain I will miss them both
01:17:05I
01:17:35Oh
01:17:48What horrid guards and
01:17:55My dear touches it is a pleasure to see you again
01:17:58Oh
01:18:03Why don't we talk a little business Oh
01:18:08What is it what's wrong my dear speak to me Santa Maria Madre de Dios. Oh
01:18:15I'm such a horrible monster such a mindless brute. Oh my duchess, please. You can't do this to me
01:18:22I've gone through sand and fire to find you once again
01:18:26Hi, I think of you every second of the day who cares about that ridiculous will it's it's you that I really want
01:18:35Santa Maria Madre de Dios quickly. Bring me the salts
01:18:55Oh
01:19:25Oh
01:19:55Oh
01:20:25Oh
01:20:55Oh