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00:00:00See, I told you it looked better here, didn't I?
00:00:10Yeah, yeah, you're right.
00:00:11Of course I'm right.
00:00:12I know what's best for you, baby.
00:00:13All right, let's work.
00:00:14Gotta go.
00:00:15Oh, okay.
00:00:16What?
00:00:17Oh, um, nothing.
00:00:18It's just...
00:00:19I thought you said you took the day off so you could help me move in.
00:00:34Well, you know if I don't work, then I don't get paid, and if I don't get paid, how am
00:00:38I supposed to afford those fancy dinners I take you out on?
00:00:41Right.
00:00:42Speaking of, um, as of next week, we'll have been dating a whole year.
00:00:47Maybe we could do something.
00:00:50Well, we've been going out on dates for about a year.
00:00:55That's what I said.
00:00:56That's not exactly what you said.
00:00:57I mean, you're not looking for anything serious, right?
00:01:01What?
00:01:02Well, I mean, I'm trying to start my business, and you're waiting on a phone call from the
00:01:08library.
00:01:09I think that we're good as is.
00:01:11I mean, we don't have to put a label on anything, right, babe?
00:01:18Yeah, right.
00:01:19Yeah.
00:01:20Okay, well, I gotta go, so I'll see you later.
00:01:35Adam!
00:01:40Oh, shit.
00:01:45Perfect.
00:01:48Wonderful.
00:01:58Okay.
00:02:05Ma'am, I need you to stop what you're doing and put your hands in the air.
00:02:09Hands above your head.
00:02:10What the hell?
00:02:11Ma'am, if you don't cooperate, I'm gonna be forced to grab you.
00:02:13No, no, no, wait, wait.
00:02:14I'm not breaking in.
00:02:15This is my apartment.
00:02:16I live here.
00:02:17What are you doing?
00:02:18Oh, my God.
00:02:19I'm arresting you for breaking and entering.
00:02:22Oh, my God.
00:02:23And this is my apartment, you lunatic.
00:02:24I live here.
00:02:25I don't know.
00:02:26Do you have documentation to prove that?
00:02:28Yeah, check my phone.
00:02:29The lease is in my email.
00:02:30All right.
00:02:31We'll see about that.
00:02:32Email, huh?
00:02:34Where do I look?
00:02:35What do you mean?
00:02:36It's right at the top.
00:02:37Huh.
00:02:39Oh, would you look at that?
00:02:40Yeah.
00:02:41Okay, can you uncuff me now, please?
00:02:47For the record, a credit card works better.
00:03:02Open up.
00:03:03Who are you?
00:03:04Jake.
00:03:05Apartment D.
00:03:06Nice to meet you, neighbor.
00:03:09And you are?
00:03:12Noel.
00:03:13Pleasure.
00:03:14Noel.
00:03:16Well, if you need a cup of sugar or a Gaja free card, you know where to find me.
00:03:20How about an apology?
00:03:22For what?
00:03:24Protecting and serving.
00:03:25That's kind of my job.
00:03:27Oh, so your job is being an impulsive asshole who goes around cuffing innocent people?
00:03:41See you around, neighbor.
00:03:42You wish, asshole.
00:03:46Oh, f**k.
00:03:50Jerk.
00:03:51Who the hell does he think he is?
00:03:53You're under arrest.
00:03:56I live here.
00:04:03Hi, Aunt Shelly.
00:04:04Jakey!
00:04:05I'm so glad you answered.
00:04:06Yeah, I just wanted to check in with you.
00:04:08I miss you.
00:04:09It's been so long.
00:04:10I miss you too, Aunt Shelly.
00:04:13Jake, I know these past few years have been hard for you, but your parents wouldn't want
00:04:17you to live this way.
00:04:18You're practically a recluse at this point.
00:04:21I'm fine, Aunt Shelly.
00:04:22Really.
00:04:23How about I come by?
00:04:24I can bring this lovely woman you need to meet.
00:04:26She's the daughter of my friend from swim aerobics.
00:04:28No, don't do that.
00:04:30I'm actually seeing someone.
00:04:32You are?
00:04:34Yeah, I didn't want to say anything.
00:04:36Didn't know if it was serious.
00:04:38But she just moved in.
00:04:40No need to set me up.
00:04:42I can't wait to meet her.
00:04:43I'll pop by sometime.
00:04:44No, don't do that.
00:04:45She's shy.
00:04:46Nonsense.
00:04:57Aunt Shelly, I have to go.
00:05:05What are you doing in here?
00:05:07I heard screaming.
00:05:08I thought you were in trouble.
00:05:10You're going to break in, but not me?
00:05:11Listen, I only came to help, but clearly you don't need me, so I'll just leave.
00:05:15Wait, wait, wait.
00:05:17There's a spider.
00:05:25Is that what all the fuss was about?
00:05:29Yeah, I just can't.
00:05:31Here, I'll escort him out.
00:05:40The spider now lives in a tree outside your window.
00:05:45I thought you were going to...
00:05:50Cheers.
00:05:55Look, I'm sorry about earlier.
00:05:57Honestly, I thought you were trying to rob the place, and my training kicked in.
00:06:02Yeah, true.
00:06:05You were right, though.
00:06:06I was being an asshole.
00:06:08Usually, when I'm cupping the innocent, it's consensual.
00:06:17You're cute when you're flustered.
00:06:19I'm not.
00:06:20I'm not flustered.
00:06:21I'm not.
00:06:22I'm not.
00:06:23I'm not.
00:06:24I'm not.
00:06:25I'm not.
00:06:26I'm not.
00:06:27I'm not.
00:06:28I'm not.
00:06:29I'm not.
00:06:30I'm not.
00:06:32I'm not flustered.
00:06:34Are you sure about that?
00:06:43I'm seeing someone.
00:06:45Congratulations.
00:06:46Okay, yeah, so stop flirting.
00:06:48Me?
00:06:49Flirting?
00:06:51I'm just being friendly.
00:06:52Oh, we're friends now.
00:06:54I would say so, yeah.
00:06:55I saved your ass twice in less than 24 hours.
00:06:58Oh my god, however can I repay you?
00:06:59You want a loan, a kidney?
00:07:01Actually...
00:07:02Seriously?
00:07:03That was a joke.
00:07:04Would you pretend to be my girlfriend?
00:07:07What?
00:07:10Look, um, my aunt's coming to town and I might have accidentally told her I'm seeing someone.
00:07:17So you lied.
00:07:18Potato, potato.
00:07:21So what do you say?
00:07:22I just told you I'm seeing someone and you're a complete stranger.
00:07:25Why would I do this?
00:07:26But I'm not a stranger, though.
00:07:27I'm your neighbor.
00:07:29You're friendly.
00:07:31Handsome.
00:07:33Charming.
00:07:35Charitable.
00:07:36Lock picking.
00:07:37Lock picking, yeah.
00:07:41Look, you would really be doing me a solid.
00:07:43It's a long story about my aunt.
00:07:45She's really worried about me.
00:07:47She thinks I've given up on love or whatever.
00:07:50Have you?
00:07:52Well, that's not the point.
00:07:55Look, I just want to give her peace of mind.
00:07:58All you have to do is come over for one dinner,
00:08:00tell one little white lie, and that's it.
00:08:04You're not hurting anyone.
00:08:06Please.
00:08:07You'd be making a really wonderful woman very happy.
00:08:11She's like a second mother to me.
00:08:14I don't want to disappoint her.
00:08:16One dinner?
00:08:18One dinner.
00:08:22Fine.
00:08:24Great.
00:08:28Am I interrupting something?
00:08:30I don't know.
00:08:32No, this is my neighbor, Jake.
00:08:34Yeah, he was helping me with a spider.
00:08:38Babe, I told you a million times.
00:08:40Just kill it.
00:08:42If you need help, you can call me.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:47Well, I should probably go.
00:08:50That's a good idea, Jake.
00:08:58I'll see you later, Noah.
00:09:21Hey, Taylor.
00:09:22Reynolds.
00:09:25You're Reynolds today.
00:09:26Why so formal?
00:09:28I reviewed your closing numbers, and they're not where they should be.
00:09:30We need you getting through more cases per month.
00:09:32I'm working as fast as I can, boss.
00:09:35No.
00:09:36You're fixating all your time on this robbery case.
00:09:38And the chief told you to lay off it.
00:09:42It's not just one robbery case.
00:09:44There's a string of them, and I'm sure they're all connected.
00:09:46And proving that would make you feel like the big hero.
00:09:50It's not about my damn ego, Taylor.
00:09:51It's about justice.
00:09:52Well, I can't run a department that doesn't meet quota.
00:09:58Are you sure you're not singling me out for any particular reason?
00:10:01Excuse me?
00:10:03Are you implying something, Officer Reynolds?
00:10:06I'm not implying anything at all.
00:10:09That's what I thought.
00:10:11Now get back to work.
00:10:12Oh my God, Jake.
00:10:13I am so sorry.
00:10:15You know, this building has gotten a lot more interesting since you moved in.
00:10:18Are you okay?
00:10:20I'm fine.
00:10:21Seriously, I'm fine.
00:10:26I'm sorry.
00:10:27I'm sorry.
00:10:28I'm sorry.
00:10:29I'm sorry.
00:10:30I'm sorry.
00:10:31I'm sorry.
00:10:32I'm sorry.
00:10:33I'm sorry.
00:10:34I'm sorry.
00:10:35I'm sorry.
00:10:36I'm sorry.
00:10:37I'm sorry.
00:10:38I'm sorry.
00:10:39I'm sorry.
00:10:40I'm sorry.
00:10:42Um, I can get the coffee out.
00:10:44Don't worry about me.
00:10:45No, please, please, let me help.
00:10:47I'm really sorry.
00:10:48Just, uh, yeah, come to my apartment.
00:10:50It'll just take a few minutes.
00:10:54Whatever you say.
00:10:55Okay.
00:11:03You know, I can just bring this over to you after if you want to, you know, get changed.
00:11:10I miss the magic you're working.
00:11:12I don't think so.
00:11:14It's just baking soda, white vinegar, and water.
00:11:17Works every time.
00:11:20You work at a dry cleaners or something?
00:11:23No.
00:11:25I work in a bookstore.
00:11:27You know, the one down on Main Street?
00:11:29How do you like it?
00:11:31Um, it's not exactly my dream, but, uh, it's close, I guess.
00:11:36What's the dream?
00:11:39I just got my MLIS degree to be a librarian.
00:11:42I want to be an archivist.
00:11:44Research how to print children's books at a university library.
00:11:48Specific.
00:11:52How do you get a job like that?
00:11:54Turns out it's not easy.
00:11:57Hence the bookstore.
00:12:03Wow.
00:12:05If you ever change your mind about careers, you have an excellent future.
00:12:08And stay in removal.
00:12:10You're flirting again.
00:12:14Can't a friend compliment another friend?
00:12:20I think that's your door.
00:12:22Jake!
00:12:24Are you home?
00:12:26I should go.
00:12:31Thanks again.
00:12:40Thanks.
00:12:52What are you doing here?
00:12:53Where were you?
00:12:54Why are you shirtless?
00:12:55Don't worry about it.
00:12:56What are you doing here?
00:12:57I wanted to apologize for earlier.
00:12:59I know you had a rough day, and, like I said,
00:13:02I can't keep you on that robbery case without the chief's permission,
00:13:05but maybe I can help take your mind off of it, you know?
00:13:10The way I used to.
00:13:14Taylor, we can't do this.
00:13:17Sure we can.
00:13:18We have.
00:13:19Many times.
00:13:31Nothing strange.
00:13:33We tried.
00:13:36We're alright for each other.
00:13:38I can't give you what you want.
00:13:40You don't want me?
00:13:42I don't know what I want, Taylor.
00:13:46I never do.
00:13:50You're an asshole.
00:13:51I'm just being honest.
00:13:52Those are not mutually exclusive traits.
00:13:54You know, you can't close yourself off forever, Jake.
00:13:58One of these days, you're gonna wake up and realize just how lonely you are.
00:14:03Look, Taylor, I'm sorry.
00:14:04I really am.
00:14:07I hope we can still be professional about all this.
00:14:10Look, I know you don't want a relationship, Jake Reynolds,
00:14:13but I will be the girl that changes your mind.
00:14:16Just you watch.
00:14:34Hello, Mr. Saunders.
00:14:36Noel, I need you to dust the top of the bookshelves today.
00:14:40Yes, sir.
00:14:44What an excellent use of my time and talent.
00:15:01Hi.
00:15:02Sorry.
00:15:03I just meant to take my over shirt off.
00:15:06Would you mind pointing me in the direction of...
00:15:08Health and Fitness?
00:15:10Back right.
00:15:14I was actually looking for Toni Morrison.
00:15:17But it's good to know I come off as totally insufferable.
00:15:21Oh, my God.
00:15:22I'm so sorry.
00:15:24I assumed.
00:15:26Has anyone ever told you not to judge a book by its cover?
00:15:32Toni Morrison is right there.
00:15:36I appreciate it.
00:15:38I'll go this way.
00:15:39Sorry.
00:15:40Okay.
00:15:43Hey, what's up, babe?
00:15:45I got the book that you wanted.
00:15:48Alright.
00:16:05Hello?
00:16:06Hey.
00:16:07Hey, sorry.
00:16:08I know you're at work.
00:16:09But I just heard from the university.
00:16:10I'm sorry, Noel.
00:16:11I can't talk right now.
00:16:12I'm busy.
00:16:13Right.
00:16:14Yeah.
00:16:15Okay.
00:16:16But maybe we could get a drink after work or something.
00:16:17I think it's going to be a late night.
00:16:18Rain check?
00:16:19Rain check?
00:16:20Rain check?
00:16:21Rain check?
00:16:22Rain check?
00:16:23Rain check?
00:16:24Rain check?
00:16:25Rain check?
00:16:26Rain check?
00:16:27Rain check?
00:16:28Rain check?
00:16:29Rain check?
00:16:30Rain check?
00:16:31Rain check?
00:16:32Rain check?
00:16:33Rain check?
00:16:35Oh my god.
00:16:39I'm definitely getting a drink.
00:16:43Oh, fuck!
00:16:44No.
00:16:46No.
00:16:47Egh.
00:16:48Egh.
00:16:49What the hell?
00:16:55Oh, fuck.
00:16:57Okay.
00:16:58Seriously?
00:16:59Oh come on.
00:17:00Come on.
00:17:01You ok?
00:17:02Yeah.
00:17:03Seriously?
00:17:05Oh, come on.
00:17:07Uh-oh.
00:17:08Okay.
00:17:09Oh well.
00:17:10Hmm.
00:17:11Why are you in my apartment?
00:17:22Trying to break in again?
00:17:32I'm trying to break in again.
00:17:34Actually, this is my apartment.
00:17:37Because I'm really tired.
00:17:38I cannot entertain right now.
00:17:40I know.
00:17:41We're going to get you home.
00:17:42I am home.
00:17:43Not quite.
00:17:45Can I take you to your place?
00:17:46Yeah.
00:17:52You smell good.
00:17:53Thanks.
00:17:55Come on, let's go.
00:17:56Oh, where are you going?
00:17:58Oh, I got you.
00:18:00Oh, my god.
00:18:01You're really strong.
00:18:03I try.
00:18:12Noelle, this is my apartment.
00:18:16You can stay here tonight, though.
00:18:20My hero.
00:18:21OK.
00:18:22OK.
00:18:23OK.
00:18:26None of that.
00:18:27You don't want to kiss me?
00:18:30You don't like me?
00:18:34I do want to kiss you.
00:18:37But not right now.
00:18:39Why not?
00:18:41Well, because you're extremely drunk.
00:18:44And also, you have a boyfriend.
00:18:47I don't have a boyfriend.
00:18:50Please don't boyfriend me.
00:18:53What about that guy I met?
00:19:00We don't think about it.
00:19:10Good night, Noelle.
00:19:11We just fall into each other's arms.
00:19:30What?
00:19:48No.
00:19:50No.
00:20:30You've been really doing some great work, you should be proud, keep it up.
00:20:37Dammit.
00:20:38What's got you so worked up?
00:20:40Um, nothing.
00:20:41It's nothing.
00:20:42Seriously, Jake, that case wasn't assigned to you.
00:20:45There's another robbery on Main Street, they've got to be connected, Taylor.
00:20:51Let me take a look.
00:20:58Did you check for prints on that banister?
00:21:00No, just the front door.
00:21:02I mean, they might match.
00:21:04You get back to your caseload.
00:21:06Now get back to work, Reynolds.
00:21:08You're assigned work.
00:21:10Who is it?
00:21:13It's me.
00:21:15Come on in.
00:21:18Um, hey.
00:21:20Hey, how you feeling?
00:21:30Uh, so I'm just coming by to say that I'm sorry about last night.
00:21:37Don't worry about it.
00:21:39Um, yeah, I'm honestly not sure how I even got into your apartment, but um, thank you
00:21:45for letting me sleep on your couch.
00:21:47Anytime.
00:21:48For the record, I did try to get you back to your own apartment.
00:21:51Oh my god, that was a mess.
00:21:54You should have thrown me out.
00:21:56Actually, you were kind of cute.
00:22:00No, oh god, no way, no.
00:22:05So, you don't remember anything?
00:22:10No, no, god, isn't that embarrassing?
00:22:15Okay, so, um, I'm gonna retreat to my apartment in shame now, but...
00:22:22Hey, I'm making burgers.
00:22:26Want one?
00:22:28Really?
00:22:30They're good hangover food.
00:22:36Mmm.
00:22:39Yeah, that's amazing.
00:22:41It tastes just like the ones my mom used to make when I was a kid.
00:22:44She a good cook?
00:22:46Yeah, she was.
00:22:48I'm sorry.
00:22:50Oh, it's okay.
00:22:52I mean, she passed about ten years ago, but before she got sick, she loved cooking.
00:22:57Burgers, yes, but she also made this pound cake and put this amazing fruit compote on it.
00:23:02Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:23:05I tend to ramble, as you probably noticed.
00:23:08I'm just impressed you can talk about all this.
00:23:13It was a long time ago.
00:23:15Took a while, but, um, now I like talking about her.
00:23:20Makes me feel like she's still here.
00:23:26I, um, lost both of my parents as well.
00:23:31Both of them?
00:23:34Yeah, I don't talk about it much.
00:23:38You can tell me, if you want.
00:23:43It's, uh, kind of a heavy story.
00:23:50Hey, it's alright.
00:23:54Thanks for cooking.
00:23:58Anytime.
00:24:01Um, would your pretty friend be okay with us having dinner?
00:24:09I didn't realize you met Taylor.
00:24:12I didn't realize you met Taylor.
00:24:15I didn't realize you met Taylor.
00:24:18Would your pretty friend be okay with us having dinner?
00:24:21I didn't realize you met Taylor.
00:24:24Yeah, no, I saw her in the hallway the other day.
00:24:27Um, she's beautiful.
00:24:29Yeah.
00:24:31Is she your girlfriend?
00:24:33No, she isn't my girlfriend.
00:24:35We just work together.
00:24:40We were friends with benefits.
00:24:44That was a long time ago.
00:24:52What about your guy friend?
00:24:55Oh, Adam?
00:24:58I gotta say, I don't love the way he speaks to you.
00:25:01Is he always so...
00:25:03Protective?
00:25:04I was gonna say controlling.
00:25:06Especially for someone who isn't your boyfriend.
00:25:13It's complicated.
00:25:20What was that?
00:25:27First pipe.
00:25:28Oh my god!
00:25:29Get some towels!
00:25:31Yeah, it was crazy.
00:25:33The super says there won't be water or power for at least a week, maybe two.
00:25:37Jeez, that sucks.
00:25:39Do you need a place to stay?
00:25:41Yeah, that would be great, Adam.
00:25:43A buddy of mine from work, he has a guest house.
00:25:45I'll give you his contact info.
00:25:48Right, right, thanks.
00:25:50Of course, babe.
00:25:51I told you you could call me anytime you need help.
00:26:02I soaked up most of the water, but they're gonna need to completely rip out most of your plumbing.
00:26:07Can't catch a break, huh?
00:26:10Do you have some place to go?
00:26:12Yeah, I'll figure it out.
00:26:14Don't worry about me.
00:26:16I'm definitely gonna worry about you.
00:26:17You can't stay here.
00:26:18No, I'll be fine.
00:26:20Look, I don't wanna be weird, but I have a second bedroom.
00:26:25Do you wanna stay with me?
00:26:27Really?
00:26:30What are friends for?
00:26:36Here we are.
00:26:39I really hope I'm not imposing.
00:26:41Not at all.
00:26:42Seriously, make yourself at home.
00:26:44The place is all yours.
00:26:45Bathroom's right down the hall.
00:26:48Do you have everything you need?
00:26:52Yes, thank you.
00:26:57I can't believe you're coming to my rescue yet again.
00:27:11Can I go?
00:27:15Good night, Jake.
00:27:25Oh, sorry.
00:27:26I thought you were sleeping.
00:27:27All good.
00:27:28Need anything?
00:27:29Oh yeah, I just wanted a glass of water.
00:27:33Want a beer, dude?
00:27:36Eh, why not?
00:27:50What are you reading?
00:27:52Case files.
00:27:53It's been a string of burglaries.
00:27:55Hopper House.
00:27:57That's what we call it when a burglary happens when the home or business is occupied.
00:28:01This one actually happened at a clothing store on Main Street.
00:28:05Not too far away from where you work.
00:28:06Oh, geez.
00:28:08I really wanna catch this guy before someone gets hurt.
00:28:12What are you gonna do if you catch him?
00:28:15In the act, I mean.
00:28:17In the act?
00:28:18I don't know.
00:28:20Here, let me show you.
00:28:24Okay.
00:28:28If you're being attacked, the first thing you need to do is stay calm.
00:28:32Now, let's say your attacker has a gun.
00:28:38In that situation, you're gonna wanna do two things.
00:28:47First thing, wait for an opening, and then get him off balance.
00:28:55Good. That was really good.
00:28:57Yeah?
00:28:58Yeah.
00:28:59You're a quick learner.
00:29:01Oh, you're a good teacher.
00:29:06Sorry, I'm probably, um, crushing you.
00:29:08I don't mind.
00:29:12Right, right.
00:29:15It's a little complicated.
00:29:21Yes, thank you for the lesson.
00:29:23It's good.
00:29:24Okay, weirdo.
00:29:28You want another beer?
00:29:30Oh, no, I'm pretty tired.
00:29:33I'm gonna go read a book in bed.
00:29:35Sure.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:37Goodbye.
00:29:38Goodnight.
00:29:39Jakey!
00:29:53Aunt Sally, what are you doing here?
00:29:55I told you I'd pop by.
00:29:59You must be the girlfriend.
00:30:04That's me.
00:30:05Oh, I'm so happy to meet you.
00:30:07I thought my nephew was gonna be alone forever.
00:30:11All right, Aunt Shelly, let her breathe.
00:30:13Of course, of course. Silly me.
00:30:16Please, Aunt Shelly, take a seat.
00:30:18Can I get you a cup of coffee?
00:30:19Yes, please, dear.
00:30:21Okay.
00:30:22Hopefully your lovely girlfriend's manners will rub off on you, young man.
00:30:25Oh, believe me, I'm working on it.
00:30:27I like her already.
00:30:37So, Noel, I want to know everything.
00:30:40What do you do, sweetie?
00:30:41I work in a bookstore.
00:30:43Don't be modest, babe.
00:30:45She has her M.I.L.S. degree.
00:30:46That's so impressive.
00:30:48I'm looking for jobs at university libraries.
00:30:51I want to make a real contribution to my field.
00:30:53Ever since my favorite book went out of print when I was a kid,
00:30:56I've just been obsessed with researching and archiving.
00:30:59You don't have to explain it to me.
00:31:00Practically the whole family's in academia.
00:31:03You should have seen Jake's parents' library.
00:31:06It's enormous.
00:31:07Oh, what was the book called?
00:31:09The Runaway Sardine.
00:31:11I've been looking for it for a long time, but it's impossible to find.
00:31:14I love that book.
00:31:15I used to read it to Liam Oliver all the time when he was growing up.
00:31:19Oh, that's Jake's cousin, my son.
00:31:21You'll meet him at the wedding.
00:31:23Wedding?
00:31:25Jake, you didn't tell her about the wedding?
00:31:28Okay, well, this has been a very nice visit, but we have to go to work, so...
00:31:33Oh, of course.
00:31:35After then, we can do dinner.
00:31:37What do you mean?
00:31:39Well, obviously I'm staying over.
00:31:41I came all this way.
00:31:43I'm going to stay a few nights with my nephew.
00:31:45Oh, don't worry, I won't crowd you lovebirds.
00:31:59This is fine, right?
00:32:01Yeah, uh...
00:32:04He needs the spare bedroom, so...
00:32:10We can make a barrier.
00:32:23Great, yeah.
00:32:34Oh.
00:32:39So you think we convinced her?
00:32:41Yeah, definitely.
00:32:43Hey, lucky you. Didn't even have to kiss me.
00:32:46Wasn't so bad the last time.
00:32:48Last time?
00:32:52Uh, yeah, it's just, um...
00:32:55Okay, I don't know how to tell you this.
00:32:58That night you came over really drunk.
00:33:01And you kind of grabbed my face and kissed me.
00:33:04Oh my God, oh my God.
00:33:05Only for a second, though.
00:33:06And then I pulled away.
00:33:07I didn't want to take advantage of you.
00:33:10It's not like I took advantage of you.
00:33:12No, it's totally fine.
00:33:14I'm so embarrassed.
00:33:16Hey, don't be.
00:33:19I liked it.
00:33:21You did?
00:33:32No.
00:33:38Um...
00:33:40It's okay, right?
00:33:43All right.
00:33:58No, no, um...
00:34:03Just hold on, um...
00:34:08I really like you.
00:34:09It's, um...
00:34:11Oh my God.
00:34:12I'm not rejecting you. I'm not.
00:34:15I like you a lot.
00:34:17You're smart, you're funny, and...
00:34:19I'm really attracted to you.
00:34:21That's what?
00:34:23It's just that, uh...
00:34:25I got a lot of complicated going on right now.
00:34:28And I don't want to mislead you.
00:34:31So I just want to be clear.
00:34:33If you're looking for something casual,
00:34:35I'm your guy, but...
00:34:38I can't give you anything else.
00:34:44Fuck.
00:34:49Why does this always happen?
00:34:51What?
00:34:55Men like me enough to want to be with me,
00:34:57but never to commit to me.
00:34:59No, that's not it, I swear.
00:35:00Oh, let me guess.
00:35:02It's not you, it's me.
00:35:05Yeah, they always say that too.
00:35:13Good night, G.