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00:00You tell me, isn't this a Genie?
00:04Genie is standing behind you, my love.
00:06Genie!
00:06What's wrong with me?
00:10What do you mean?
00:13Genie opened the door.
00:14It's not a Genie.
00:14I told you Genie opened the door.
00:15I told you it's not a Genie. Don't you say Genie?
00:18Don't you say Genie, Genie, Genie.
00:23I told you Genie opened the door.
00:26Shut up!
00:28Shut up!
00:28Go away.
00:29Shut up!
00:30Shut up what?
00:31Shut up!
00:31Don't you dare to speak to me.
00:34Go away.
00:35Your words don't work on men.
00:38It's a word.
00:39It's a word, Omani. Don't you dare to speak to me.
00:41I told you Genie opened the door.
00:43I told you Genie opened the door.
00:45He's a Moroccan.
00:49I was raised on him.
00:51He's a Moroccan.
00:53I told you Genie opened the door.
00:56Please stop.
00:58I'm afraid, absurdly, of Abod.
01:00I'm scared and impatient.
01:02I told you Genie opened the door.
01:04Why don't you open the door?
01:06Abod is slow at heart.
01:08Abod has compassion that can't be found in humans.
01:10It's not fair.
01:11Abod can't live here.
01:12He can't live here.
01:25I really don't know what's wrong with her.
01:28I just understood that she's crying in Omani.
01:32Aboudi, I'm afraid.
01:34You're afraid?
01:35Yes.
01:36Of what?
01:37Of the Jinn.
01:38No, wait a minute, so I can understand.
01:40Focus with me.
01:41You?
01:42I'm afraid.
01:43Of what?
01:44Of the Jinn.
01:45You're afraid of the Jinn?
01:46Yes.
01:47So this is the first time you hear about the Jinn?
01:50Don't you have a lighter over there?
01:56It's hot over there.
01:58It's burning.
02:00It's not the Riyadh season here.
02:02It's the Jinn season over there.
02:05It's like opening the door of their house and there's a car going by.
02:10They're going to the university.
02:17Jinn, Jinn, Jinn.
02:19Jinn?
02:20Yes.
02:21It's the first time?
02:22Yes.
02:23Jinn is my love.
02:24You're afraid of the Jinn?
02:25Yes.
02:26I'm afraid.
02:28Aboudi.
02:29Yes.
02:30My love.
02:31I'm afraid.
02:32I'm afraid.
02:33Aboudi is afraid.
02:34Guys, she's afraid.
02:35And the more she's afraid, the more she breaks.
02:38Sabouhi.
02:43Sabouhi.
02:45Sabouhi, my love.
02:47What?
02:48My love.
02:51Sabouhi, my love.
02:52Sabouhi, my love.
02:53Don't hurt me.
02:54It hurts.
02:56She's afraid.
02:57She's afraid.
02:58Jinn.
02:59Jinn is a ghost.
03:00It's not good for you.
03:01My heart is stopping.
03:02I told you to take me to my family's house.
03:04You don't have feelings or humanity.
03:19What is this?
03:20Are you giving birth or what?
03:22I'm sorry.
03:23Jinn.
03:24Jinn is a ghost.
03:25My heart.
03:26My heart is stopping.
03:27What do you mean?
03:28Come.
03:29What do you mean?
03:30Help me.
03:33Come on.
03:34Come on.
03:35Maybe you won't help me.
03:36You won't help me?
03:37I won't help you.
03:38I'm sorry.
03:39Get up.
03:40Get up.
03:41She's wearing Adidas.
03:42Get up.
03:44What is this?
03:45What is this?
03:46Why did you turn into Abdel Nasser Darwish?
03:50On behalf of Abdel Nasser Darwish, let me tell you something.
03:53You and I just want to ask.
03:54Every time a new and beautiful actress is born,
03:56a beautiful piece of hair, a strong hair.
03:58It's their reaction.
03:59Come on.
04:00Come on.
04:01Come on.
04:02I swear to God, I took her role.
04:03Either as an actress or as a comedian.
04:04And I'm going to keep her on my back.
04:09Since 1997, she's been with me.
04:12To your father, to the day you came to Kuwait.
04:14May God have mercy on you, Mohamed Rashoud.
04:16I brought her and I let her die.
04:18I swear to God, she's my wife.
04:20I'm telling you the truth.
04:21God is the creator of the Kaaba.
04:23I'm telling you the truth.
04:24God is the creator of the Kaaba and I let her die.
04:27Okay, what do you mean?
04:29You don't lie until you let her die.
04:31I swear to God, the story is true.
04:33We're preparing a play in Kuwait for Ramadan.
04:36Umm Zian is at home.
04:37She said, Umm Zian, it's a new play.
04:39I don't want her.
04:40And Zahra is with you.
04:41I don't want her to play your wife.
04:42Look for another one to play your wife.
04:44My wife wants to see me with another one, guys.
04:49What is this level you've reached in the house?
04:52What is this marital life?
04:55My wife wants to see me with someone else.
04:58I swear to God, God created me for you, Aqouba.
05:03And I swear to God, I'm in trouble with you.
05:05Continue it.
05:06I swear to God, I'm going to throw up.
05:09Oh, you dirty, dirty girl.
05:12Don't do that.
05:14Oh, you.
05:15You're a girl, you go to a place, you take a walk,
05:17you go to the bathroom, to another place,
05:19you're dirty.
05:20I go to the bathroom, why?
05:22What do you mean, why?
05:23What is it?
05:24This is the cleanest thing that came out of you.
05:27Do you want it?
05:28No, no.
05:29Look, what are you looking at?
05:30What are you looking at?
05:31It's the same color.
05:32What are you looking at?
05:33Yes.
05:35Of course.
05:36What is it?
05:37A jackrabbit.
05:38They have a jackrabbit.
05:39Just a jackrabbit.
05:40Yes, of course.
05:41What is it?
05:42You appreciate the grace.
05:43If it's a grace, we ask God to remove it, I swear.
05:47Of course.
05:48They said,
05:49it's the luck of the beautiful,
05:50but it's the luck of the ugly.
05:52The jackrabbit.
05:55No one understood.
05:56No one applauded.
05:57No one gave any reaction.
06:08All of this is emotion.
06:09Emotion.
06:13Or a jackrabbit.
06:16I have a question.
06:17Go ahead.
06:18What are the sins?
06:20The sins?
06:21No, no, it's forbidden.
06:22I don't want to insult it.
06:23It's enough what it has.
06:24It's enough what it has?
06:26It's enough what it has?
06:27It's forbidden to hit the jackrabbit.
06:28May God smash your head, God willing.
06:31Aboudi.
06:32Yes, my soul.
06:33My jackrabbit.
06:34Yes, my heart.
06:35Please protect me.
06:36You said, my jackrabbit, Zahra.
06:37I swear, I will hit you like this.
06:38Now, it's your turn.
06:39Go ahead.
06:41My jackrabbit.
06:43My jackrabbit.
06:44Go ahead.
06:45Protect me.
06:46Go ahead, protect me.
06:47Protect me, it's your decision.
06:48What?
06:49It's your decision.
06:50What's my decision?
06:51To be with the jackrabbits.
06:52Ah,
06:53what is it?
07:01Find a solution for us with this house and your wife.
07:03I can't find a solution.
07:04Go ahead, go ahead.
07:05Go ahead.
07:06Find a solution for us with this house and your wife.
07:07Listen.
07:08What does the proverb say?
07:09What does it say?
07:10It says, your time has come.
07:11Or it's lost.
07:12Or it's lost.
07:13It's true, but it's not the time now.
07:14It doesn't matter.
07:15It says, if your lover was honey.
07:16Don't touch anything.
07:17Don't touch anything.
07:18You have information.
07:19Use them correctly.
07:20It's not the time.
07:22If you please.
07:23Oh, patience.
07:24What is it?
07:25Can I participate in the competition?
07:27After your permission, Baalouli.
07:28Is it possible?
07:29Baalouli, after what?
07:30I will hit you with two hands.
07:32Baalouli, Baalouli.
07:33Huh?
07:34Baalouli.
07:35You have the right to say it.
07:36No, it's forbidden.
07:37You are allowed.
07:38I know, you are so jealous of me.
07:39My voice is hot, I'm telling you.
07:40Where is it?
07:41What did you say?
07:42You are so jealous of me.
07:43My voice is hot.
07:44Your voice is hot?
07:45And if the Lord of the Kaaba took you to Maya, it's normal.
07:46He would take you with him.
07:47Your face is laughing at me.
07:48I swear to God.
07:49I'm serious.
07:50I'm serious.
07:51I swear to God.
07:52I swear to God.
07:53I'm serious.
07:54I'm serious.
07:55I swear to God.
07:56I swear to God.
07:57I'm serious.
07:58I swear to God.
07:59I'm serious.
08:00I swear to God.
08:01I swear to God.
08:02I swear to God.
08:05Don't dirty my clothes
08:07Is there a prize?
08:09Yes, there is a prize
08:11There is an eternal death
08:13Choose one
08:15You are the best
08:17Hey, hey, show me, show me
08:19Leave it, leave it, it's normal
08:21It's not just me, I'm afraid
08:23What do you want now?
08:25We want to hide, we don't want anything
08:27I swear to God, hide
08:29No, no, the competition
08:31We were looking for an example of fear
08:33An example or a curse?
08:35We want an example, do you have a curse?
08:37I have a curse
08:38Do you hear the curse?
08:39Yes, we hear it
08:40Do you have something?
08:41No
08:42Yes, yes, we hear it
08:43Do you have something or not?
08:44No, I don't have anything
08:45Let's go
08:46He tells you, there is a corpse
08:47A corpse
08:48A corpse
08:49They put it in the hospital, why?
08:50Why?
08:51A corpse was put in the hospital, why?
08:52Why?
08:53It has pockets
09:04Is it over?
09:05What? Is the game over?
09:08Did we win?
09:09Yes, it's over
09:10Do you want more or is it over?
09:11No, it's enough
09:12Hey
09:17He tells you, there is a group of thieves
09:19They are gathered on the third day, why?
09:21Why?
09:22Thieves
09:23They have cooperated.
09:31Here you go, enjoy yourself
09:36They are laughing to make you laugh
09:39A part of us
09:40What?
09:41Is there a part of Shakti?
09:43Thank you Y'allah for your son
09:45Does he tell you?
09:46He just...
09:47Do like this
09:48Yalla!
09:49Split it.
09:50Totally.
09:51Like he's like asad suhaib!!
09:53Aljarno ni kahdo what're u doing?
09:56If he wasn't at the corner, he wouldn't do it.
10:00But he is.
10:01His one was like a hookah chicken.
10:05Wow.
10:06Okay.
10:07Hehehehe
10:09My blood is honey, right?
10:11Your blood is not honey, your blood is molasses
10:13The next day it won't heal
10:15You know what I mean?
10:17Sweet
10:19Tell me
10:21What? We are quiet
10:23Go ahead
10:25Last joke
10:27Tell me
10:29There is a depressed girl, why?
10:31Why?
10:33Hehehehehe
10:35Hehehehehe
10:37Hehehehehe
10:39Your father, your father
10:41The day I married you
10:43Your father, your father
10:45How did you get this?
10:47Marriage is a police station
10:49Hehehehehe
10:51What is this?
10:53Why didn't I get this?
10:55Hehehe
10:57Listen
10:59I like her
11:01What?
11:03One?
11:05One
11:07We don't have anything
11:09In the name of God
11:11Hehehehehe
11:13Applause
11:15Applause
11:17Applause
11:19Applause
11:21One, one
11:23I will hold it for you
11:25He says
11:27Go ahead
11:29She graduated
11:31Hehehehehe
11:33Hehehehehe
11:35Shut up
11:37Heh
11:39Good
11:41Umm
11:43How are you?
11:45How are you?
11:47How are you?
11:49I didn't faint
11:51Think
11:53I don't mind
11:55Better than where are you from?
11:57People
11:59People
12:01People
12:03People
12:05People
12:07Oh my God, where am I?
12:09Where am I? I'm buried.
12:11I'm in the grave.
12:13My wife's phone.
12:17Cairo trip.
12:21Is there anyone with me or my soul?
12:23I feel good.
12:29Finally, we found each other.
12:31What is this?
12:33Why did they put me in a black and hot box?
12:35Please don't be like a pie.
12:37No.
12:39I don't want to be like a pie.
12:41No.
12:43No one loves me.
12:45They cut me with a knife.
12:47They put cheese in my mouth.
12:49Please.
12:51I can't hear you.
12:53How can I hear you?
12:55Are you buried?
12:57Yes.
12:59Come here.
13:01Can you hear me?
13:03Yes.
13:05Hello.
13:07How are you?
13:09I'm good.
13:11How are you?
13:13I'm good.
13:19Can I talk to you?
13:21No.
13:23I want to ask you something.
13:25Sorry if I interrupted you.
13:33Hello.
13:35Hello.
13:41Can I ask you a personal question?
13:43Personal question?
13:45Personal question.
13:47Yes, ask.
13:49Can you tell me how you died?
13:51I died of laughter.
13:53Really?
13:55Yes.
13:57Do you like poetry?
13:59Yes, I like poetry.
14:01Do you like details?
14:03Yes.
14:09I like details.
14:11Who doesn't like details?
14:13Okay.
14:15Look, a while ago.
14:17Before he died, okay?
14:19Okay.
14:21Someone told me a joke.
14:23Okay.
14:25It was a long laugh from my heart.
14:27Okay.
14:29Hello.
14:31So the reason for his death
14:33is a joke?
14:35No, it was a joke.
14:37Okay.
14:39Okay.
14:41Can I ask you a personal question?
14:43Personal question.
14:45Personal question.
14:47Personal question.
14:53To what extent?
14:55Personal question.
14:57To what extent?
14:59I...
15:01I can't hear anything.
15:03Did you change your mood or what?
15:05Your voice changed.
15:07Your voice is not understandable.
15:09Every time you put on these headphones.
15:11I don't like this movement.
15:13I can't hear anything.
15:15What are you saying?
15:17No, I just got a little drunk.
15:19What made you drunk?
15:21I haven't slept since yesterday.
15:23I haven't slept since yesterday.
15:25Okay, I'll tell you.
15:27No.
15:29It's okay.
15:33I want to ask you a question
15:35but it's a little embarrassing.
15:37I mean...
15:39What is it?
15:41What is this joke?
15:45The infidels are torturing them.
15:53No, not all of them.
15:55Not all of them.
15:57Me?
15:59Me.
16:01Okay.
16:05This is one of the tombs
16:07where people are honored.
16:09It's a lounge, not a tomb.
16:13I'm telling you.
16:15Hey!
16:17I'm telling you.
16:19Can you hear me or not?
16:21I'm talking.
16:23I can't hear you.
16:25What?
16:27I can't hear you.
16:29I swear I can't hear you.
16:31Oh, you're trying to make a joke, right?
16:43Stay with me.
16:45Are we guys like this?
16:47Okay.
16:49It's obvious that he's quiet.
16:51Okay.
16:53You're the biggest one.
16:57I'm telling you.
16:59He's having fun.
17:01I'm telling you.
17:03I...
17:05What?
17:07Did you hear something?
17:09I'm talking.
17:11I'm talking.
17:13I'm telling you.
17:15I'm telling you.
17:17Do you want to go to the grave or do you have someone with you?
17:19I have a lot of people with me.
17:21Look at your eyes.
17:25Okay.
17:27Can I ask you a question?
17:29What?
17:31Did you go to the grave before?
17:35Because I'm coming.
17:37But...
17:39Do you know...
17:45No.
17:47The grave changes.
17:49It's necessary.
17:51So...
17:53Actually, no one wants to see me.
17:55Because I've heard a lot.
17:57And...
17:59I'm afraid that...
18:01I'm afraid that...
18:03It's okay.
18:05It's your nature.
18:07No, no.
18:09I'm not an actor.
18:11If someone calls me Fahda...
18:13I'll tell you.
18:15I'll call you.
18:17Call me.
18:19Call me.
18:21Hurry up.
18:23I'm telling you.
18:25Even Uber.
18:27I'm afraid of Uber.
18:29You're afraid of Uber?
18:31Not Uber.
18:33Not Uber.
18:35Uber.
18:37What?
18:39Do you want me to tell you something?
18:41What is it?
18:43Do you want the truth?
18:45The truth.
18:47The truth.
18:49I prepared it for you.
18:51What is the truth?
18:53How many percent?
18:55What is the truth?
18:57What is the truth?
18:59I'll call you.
19:01I'm telling you.
19:03It's okay.
19:05It's okay?
19:07Yes.
19:09I'm Fahda.
19:11I'm telling you.
19:13When I talk...
19:15I always feel like a fool.
19:17The other side feels like a fool too.
19:19A fool with a fool.
19:21A fool.
19:23What if I don't want to be a fool?
19:25Ask for a joke.
19:27And the problem is...
19:29When I talk...
19:31I mean...
19:33My accent is terrible.
19:35He doesn't laugh.
19:39He doesn't laugh.
19:47So...
19:49My accent changed.
19:51I recently became a driver.
19:53Look.
19:55My accent changed.
19:57I recently became a driver.
19:59What?
20:01I recently became a driver.
20:03My accent is the same as in Thailand.
20:05I recently became a driver.
20:07I know them by heart.
20:09Yes, I know.
20:11Recently...
20:13I was telling you...
20:15Do you have water?
20:17Water?
20:19Yes.
20:21Wait.
20:25I'm from Yazgouni.
20:27You're not.
20:29You and I know each other.
20:31We talk about the unknown.
20:37I don't know.
20:39God bless him.
20:41I think he's in the sea.
20:43Yes.
20:45Maybe he's on a boat.
20:47He's a hero.
20:49Yes.
20:51He's a hero.
20:57He goes and comes back.
20:59He goes and comes back.
21:01Glory be to God.
21:03This is Abu Mazian.
21:05Glory be to God.
21:09We didn't accept him.
21:11He's a hero.
21:13He's a hero.
21:15Anyway, listen to me.
21:17You're not going to talk?
21:19You're not going to listen?
21:21Do you want me to listen?
21:23Do you want me to explain?
21:25Do you want me to explain?
21:27Do you want me to explain?
21:29Look.
21:31A while ago,
21:33my mom fell on me with a dracula.
21:35Liar!
21:37What happened?
21:39She was shaking my neck.
21:41Honestly?
21:43Honestly?
21:45Honestly?
21:47Honestly?
21:49No.
21:51She was shaking your neck?
21:53Yes.
21:55And what did you do?
21:57I turned to her and said no.
21:59It's not fair.
22:01It's not fair.
22:03What did you do?
22:05You know how to speak Saudi.
22:07Okay.
22:09I memorized all your words.
22:11Just once.
22:13Just once.
22:15Once and twice.
22:17Do you want me to tell you a famous Saudi word?
22:19What is it?
22:21Dizzumma.
22:31What?
22:33Dizzumma.
22:35Don't you get upset?
22:37No.
22:39Who would get upset?
22:41Your mom and your finger?
22:43No.
22:45Dizzumma.
22:47I don't understand.
22:49It's okay.
22:51What do you think about
22:53Dizzumma and Dizzummak tomorrow?
22:55No.
22:57You're stupid.
22:59What did you say?
23:01I didn't say anything.
23:03I didn't say anything.
23:05Don't get upset.
23:07Did I get upset?
23:09Yes.
23:11Don't get upset.
23:13I won't get upset.
23:15What did you say?
23:17I want to burn the grave.
23:19I want to burn the grave.
23:21I don't want to get involved.
23:23I don't want to get involved.
23:25I'm serious.
23:27What did you say?
23:29I want to tell you that
23:31I've been...
23:33What is this?
23:35Is this a high-rise?
23:39You dance Emirati?
23:41Yes.
23:43Ahmed Al-Aanan doesn't dance anymore.
23:45That's it.
23:53Al-Aanan.
23:55I sent him a message.
23:57I asked him where he was.
23:59He said, hey.
24:01What a quick update.
24:05We were in the airport.
24:07They took us to the side.
24:09One of the guys said,
24:11Al-Aanan, come here.
24:13He said, get lost.
24:15I'm a good man.
24:17I deserve to be a good man.
24:19Al-Aanan left home.
24:21Al-Aanan is a Gulf nation.
24:23He's not just from Kuwait.
24:25Yes.
24:27May God have mercy on you.
24:29And here I am.
24:31What do you want?
24:33What do you want?
24:35What do you want?
24:37What do you want?
24:39What do you want?
24:41What do you want?
24:43I want to get in your world.
24:45I want to get in your world.
24:47I don't know what's going on with you, I'm going to sleep now, go on with your life
24:51Come on, I'm used to you
24:54Do you know how I hold the camera?
24:56I tell you, come on, I want to tell you something
24:58What?
25:00I want to tell you something but Amana won't go out, ok?
25:02She won't go out
25:03Amana promised me a promise
25:04Promise
25:08Ok, ok
25:09Are you going to tell her or what?
25:12Come on, decide
25:13Listen to me
25:14Yes?
25:15I want to tell you something
25:17Yes?
25:18But I want you to focus, ok?
25:19Say it, say it, God damn you
25:21Say it
25:24This is...
25:28I don't know, even the hotel is far, I don't know in which area
25:31But ok, ok
25:32In Malaga
25:33What Malaga?
25:37It's not Malaga, you idiot
25:45Malaga in Spanish, Malaga, Malaga
25:48Malaga
25:49Why didn't you put a sign on it?
25:51You idiot, you're in the middle of the street and you want me to put a sign on it?
25:55Look, I'm going to tell my mom when I get there and tell her I love her, bye, when did you get here?
25:58No, Malaga, listen
26:00Come on, I want to tell you something, I swear I won't repeat it
26:02No, no, please
26:03I swear I won't repeat it
26:04Say it, say it
26:05Just once, I won't repeat it
26:06Ok
26:07It's not like Snapchat, you repeat it and take another photo
26:09It's old fashioned, and all the guys do it, not everyone
26:16What?
26:19I'm with you
26:22Listen
26:23Yes?
26:24Come here, come
26:27I want to tell you something
26:29What? Come closer
26:30Come closer, I want to tell you something
26:31Come closer
26:32Honestly, there's something between us
26:34Between us?
26:35Yes
26:36Turn off the lights?
26:37No
26:38Turn off the lights and turn on the TV?
26:40I don't want to turn off the lights
26:42Just turn on the TV, Rotana
26:45Come closer
26:47Come closer
26:48I am
26:49Focus
26:50Focus
26:53You're making a fool of yourself, I don't like you
26:54No, no
26:55No, no, I swear, I swear
26:56Do you want me to hit you on the other side?
26:57No, no, enough
26:59Enough, please
27:00No, you're making a fool of yourself
27:01No, I swear
27:02Not everything is funny
27:03Ok
27:04Things need a little bit of a touch
27:05Ok
27:06Are you touching me?
27:07Ok
27:08It's not ok, it's not ok
27:09What are you writing, ok?
27:10Come closer, focus
27:11Focus
27:12You're making a fool of yourself
27:13I'm not making a fool of myself, I'm focusing
27:14Focusing
27:17Why are you focusing more than us?
27:20It's a group call
27:24Come closer
27:34Where should I put it, on my body?
27:42I'm telling you
27:43Yes
27:44What are you wearing?
27:47I'm wearing a helmet
27:49A helmet?
27:50What are you wearing?
27:52I'm wearing a helmet
27:53You said a helmet
27:55No, a helmet
27:56It's not a problem if it falls off your head, it's not a problem
28:00Are you going to surprise me with your age?
28:02Huh?
28:03Are you going to surprise me with your age?
28:05What's happening to me?
28:06No, no, no
28:08Are you going to surprise me with your age?
28:09No
28:11It's not happening to you
28:14It's not happening to you
28:15What?
28:16It's not happening to you
28:18It's a surprise
28:19It's a surprise
28:20It's not happening to you
28:22I'm begging you, what are you doing?
28:24What's wrong with you?
28:25Do you know my uncle?
28:26Who's your uncle?
28:27I don't know him
28:28My uncle is Thamer
28:29I don't know him
28:30Are you sure you don't know Thamer?
28:31I don't know Thamer
28:32What?
28:33What?
28:34Are you kidding?
28:35Son of a bitch
28:36I don't know your uncle
28:37Why are you calling me a kid?
28:38Qadir, I fell from the helicopter
28:42From the helicopter, okay
28:43I'm telling you, did you get a shock from your life or your age?
28:45Which one didn't you die from?
28:47I'll tell you
28:49What?
28:51What is this?
28:54You're so cheap, why did you put us in IKEA?
28:57What is this?
28:59This sound, you know it?
29:00This sound, I hope it gets out of my head
29:02Do you know the new sound?
29:04Yes
29:05Can you say a sentence?
29:06Hello?
29:07No, my love
29:08Say a long sentence
29:10Hello?
29:10No, my love
29:12Say three sentences
29:13Hello, hello, hello
29:14Oh, my God
29:15What's your name?
29:16Imad
29:17Imad, my brother
29:18Yes
29:18My bro
29:19My Ipad
29:21Oh, Imad
29:22We were able to do it, Imad, we were able to do it
29:25We were able to do it
29:27We look good, but we need four more
29:29And I have a TikTok challenge
29:34No, but we're cutting off TikTok
29:39Oh, my God
29:41I swear to God
29:43If he touches his hair
29:45From the Kingdom
29:46He will touch it with blood, I swear
29:47I swear
29:49Come on, come on, come on
29:51He's short now
29:52We're cutting off Snapchat, Instagram, and all social media
29:57No, no, no
29:57Wait, wait, wait, wait
29:59The yellow is gone
30:01And TikTok
30:03Khalid Zamaha, come on
30:05Good for you! Good for you! I can see that you're a dead man!
30:13But there's someone that annoys me.
30:15Who?
30:16I don't know, because it's a tough subject. The Chinese guy under you.
30:21What are you, a dog for sale or what?
30:25What's wrong with you guys?
30:28They said if a dog is bored, they want him with them.
30:31What's wrong with you guys?
30:37I swear I won't leave them!
30:38Don't leave them!
30:39I swear I won't leave them!
30:40Don't leave them!
30:41I swear I won't leave them!
30:42What's this?
30:43Oh my God, what's this? Is this a leg or a soul?
30:47Oh my God, what's this length?
30:50I swear to God, there's something wrong with this creature.
30:52What?
30:53A leg, a soul, and a body, a soul.
30:55You're reminding me, and you're reminding me.
30:58You surprised me, what's wrong?
30:59We're all surprised, your leg came out of the boulevard.
31:03Your leg looks like a Nike logo.
31:07Oh, this is my leg?
31:08Yes!
31:09You don't know about it?
31:10My friend wants to fly, and you're standing next to him?
31:12No.
31:13It's a leg, a leg.
31:14Enough, enough, enough.
31:15Come on, come on.
31:16Please, show me your leg.
31:17I can see it, show me your leg.
31:19Isn't it a style of a duck shooter?
31:24Oh my God, what's wrong with him?
31:27Imad!
31:28Yes?
31:29There are two guys up there, and you're down here, what are you doing?
31:31What's wrong with you?
31:32Oh my God, the filter.
31:33Oh my God.
31:35Get out, Imad, I'll let you out.
31:36Get out, Imad, get out.
31:40What's this, am I born?
31:43My friend.
31:46I swear to God, I feel it.
31:47Enough, enough.
31:48I want to cover my stomach and my heart.
31:50No, enough.
31:51Wait a minute, I'll pull out my secret.
31:52No, pull out your thoughts, that's enough.
31:54That's enough.
31:55I swear I won't let them.
31:56I swear I won't let them.
31:57One after the other, I'll teach you all about them.
31:59I swear I'll punish them.
32:09Come on, write, come on.
32:10Spiderman is a Muslim.
32:12Come on, get down, get down, come on.
32:14Not like this, Spiderman, not like this.
32:16You and your family.
32:18You son of a...
32:19Damn.
32:22Yes, yes.
32:23And you, and you.
32:26Don't close it.
32:28Can you do the spiderman part, please?
32:30Give it to me, give it to me.
32:31But it's a shame because the spiderman is our family.
32:34Get down.
32:35Get down.
32:36Come on, this is a normal building.
32:38Come on, come on, come on.
32:39No, I swear to God.
32:41Your limbs are not yours.
32:44Don't they say, the spirit of the bird?
32:45Yes, not stupid.
32:47Get down.
32:50You have no manners, you son of a...
32:54This is the circle of death.
32:56Yes.
32:58The circle of death after 12 o'clock.
33:00Dirty.
33:02I mean, a human being moves.
33:04Not a human being, a slime.
33:06And you have slime.
33:08No, no, no, enough.
33:09But we laughed a lot.
33:10Enough.
33:12Enough, enough.
33:14Shame.
33:16Buried.
33:17It's not allowed to happen.
33:18It's forbidden.
33:20It's not allowed.
33:21You are in the Friday prayer.
33:27This one is forced to sleep.
33:30That's it, you are the one who is allowed to do it.
33:31I am the one who is allowed to do it.
33:32I am the one who is allowed to do it.
33:33I am the one who is allowed to do it.
33:34You are a young man.
33:35Don't mess this up.
33:37Ahmad.
33:38Don't mess this up.
33:39It doesn't make a mess.
33:40What doesn't make a mess?
33:41What doesn't make a mess?
33:43That's it.
33:44That's it, brother.
33:45We've had enough of you.
33:46That's it.
33:47You laugh every now and then.
33:48You laugh for no reason.
33:49You have no manners.
33:50You have no manners.
33:51You have no manners.
33:52You don't even laugh.
33:53Really?
33:54Yes, really.
33:58That's it.
33:59Stop laughing.
34:00That's it.
34:01That's it.
34:02Wait a minute.
34:03I'll talk to him.
34:04Give us a chance for the dog to think.
34:09Do you want some pies?
34:14What's wrong?
34:17Wait.
34:18Come on.
34:19Let's pray.
34:21This is the last thing.
34:22The one who is affected.
34:23The one who is injured.
34:24Get up.
34:25What's wrong with you?
34:26We are brothers.
34:27We are brothers.
34:28I haven't had anything to do with brothers for a long time.
34:34This is one of them who is doing it.
34:37Get up.
34:38Get up.
34:39Get up.
34:40Get up.
34:41Get up.
34:42Get up.
34:43Come on.
34:44Move the stage.
34:45Really.
34:47That's it.
34:48This guy is not good.
34:50Don't play with him.
34:53Don't go with him.
34:54And don't do anything with him.
34:55Without onions.
34:56What do you mean without onions?
34:59What do you mean without onions?
35:00There are no onions.
35:01This guy is not good.
35:02If you don't do anything with him.
35:05You are a good guy.
35:06This is not a good guy.
35:07Big Pepsi.
35:08What do you mean big Pepsi?
35:09I will transit.
35:11Wait a minute.
35:12What do you mean transit?
35:13Wait a minute.
35:14What do you mean transit?
35:16Translation.
35:17Now it's Russian, Ukrainian.
35:21There is a problem.
35:22There is a problem.
35:23Problem.
35:24Problem.
35:25It's not a problem.
35:26It's your fault.
35:27Go away.
35:28Yes.
35:29Wait for the bus.
35:30This guy is not a big guy.
35:33This is 35, 34, 36 like this.
35:36Is there 45?
35:37Yes.
35:38Enough.
35:39What did you say?
35:4044?
35:41What did you say?
35:42What did you say?
35:43Unfortunately.
35:44What did you say?
35:45Talk again about me.
35:46About me?
35:47What about me?
35:48What did you say?
35:49This guy is Indian.
35:50He is learning English.
35:51What are you doing?
35:52Idiot.
35:53What idiot?
35:54Stupid.
35:55Enough.
35:56Imad.
35:57Imad.
35:58No.
35:59No.
36:00No.
36:01No.
36:02Sit down.
36:03Sit.
36:04Good boy.
36:05Good boy.
36:06Who is the dog?
36:07Who is the dog?
36:08Who is the dog?
36:09Okay.
36:10I'm talking to him
36:12That's enough, let's eat
36:14Let's eat, get up
36:16I don't want to get up
36:18You want to get up?
36:19Yes
36:20Let's put the air conditioner on
36:22What did you say?
36:23Air conditioner
36:24No, no, English, cut
36:25RC
36:26RC is juice, you idiot
36:28That's enough
36:29Guys, this dead man is cooked
36:31Oh, my dear
36:33That's enough
36:34This is not the sheep, doctor
36:35Not the sheep
36:37Oh, no, the fire is gone
36:40Good, good, good, cut
36:42What is good?
36:43Good cut
36:44What is good cut?
36:45What is cut in Arabic?
36:47Cut, good cut
36:48Cut, you idiot
36:49What?
36:50You idiot
37:00Natasha
37:03Natasha
37:04Natasha
37:06Natasha
37:08Natasha
37:09Guys, I want to see a real sea dog
37:11That's enough
37:12That's enough
37:13What?
37:14Aquarium?
37:15Aquarium?
37:16That's enough
37:20That's enough
37:23That's enough
37:26Why is your hand black?
37:27It's not my hand, idiot
37:28It's not my hand, idiot
37:30Idiot
37:31What's wrong with your back?
37:33What's wrong?
37:35What's wrong with your back?
37:36Did you die in an airplane crash?
37:42Oh, my God, a man in a suit
37:46It's a shame, it's a shame
37:47We don't laugh all the time
37:48It's a shame
37:49Guys
37:50Thank God
37:54Don't clap, you're helping us with the news
37:56You're helping us with the stupidity
37:59Oh, my God
38:01Sit down, sit down
38:03Sit down, you idiot
38:05Sit down
38:08Where should I sit?
38:11Where should I sit?
38:15That's enough
38:25You idiot
38:26You idiot
38:29You idiot
38:30This is not a wedding, you idiot
38:32You idiot
38:35Idiot
38:37This is Youssef Gula, he thinks he's good
38:40The man is mentally affected by his family and they don't know what's going on
38:44Cut, cut, your eyes fell, cut
38:45Cut
38:47Cut
38:48No, no, that's enough
38:49Cut
38:50No, that's enough
38:51No, that's enough
38:53No, cut, cut
38:54Cut
38:57Cut
38:58No, that's enough
39:00That's enough
39:01That's a shame
39:04Why do I have to deal with such people?
39:06Don't you know how to behave?
39:08Cut
39:10Cut
39:11No, cut
39:14Cut
39:15Cut
39:16Cut
39:18Cut
39:21No, cut
39:22No, cut
39:23Yo, I'm sorry
39:25Let's do something about it
39:28I love you. Love you so much. It's just a little bit
39:33Natasha
39:40Well, I'm a little bit high
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