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  • 5/15/2025
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00:00I heard that.
00:05You heard what?
00:07Something's outside.
00:09Everything not outside should be asleep in this tent. That's the point.
00:13What's the point?
00:15Moose and rabbits.
00:17Close your eyes.
00:18Moose?
00:19Hey, rabbits.
00:30When I was a kid, I went to summer camp, and they took us camping, and a moose walked right through our campsite.
00:40Just out walking, didn't want any trouble.
00:44That's troubling.
00:45There's no moose in this area.
00:56Wait, your camp took you camping?
00:59Yeah?
01:00So?
01:01So you were already camping, and then you went camping.
01:04Shh.
01:12Belle can't sleep.
01:19It's not a moose.
01:23It's just...
01:24branch falling in the woods or something.
01:29You're thinking of trees.
01:31Trees fall in the woods.
01:33Or something.
01:34Shh.
01:35Shh.
01:36Shh.
01:37You've got no stillness, so you need peace of mind.
01:38Lee?
01:39We stopped going to yoga with you because you're basically a sack of ferrets.
01:55No.
01:56We stopped going to yoga because you lack patience and core strength.
02:00I wish you both core strength and inner peace.
02:06And I'll go to sleep.
02:07Sleep.
02:24I left my phone in the car.
02:28There's no service out here anyway.
02:30Did you guys see that car parked in the lot when we came?
02:55Dude.
03:13Stupid.
03:25The parking lot was hours ago.
03:40Right.
03:42Someone would have had to follow us for like eight hours.
03:44I'm just saying, something felt off.
03:46Why?
03:48We parked at the state park.
03:49Lots of people park overnight.
03:50The only other car?
03:55It wasn't weird then.
04:00It's only weird now because y'all are scared.
04:02Yeah, correct.
04:04What if they were already here?
04:09Living up here.
04:16It's a deer.
04:17Or a skunk.
04:22It's something cute.
04:23What if it's bears?
04:24Bears are cute.
04:25You think grizzly bears are cute?
04:27There are no grizzlies here.
04:28A skunk?
04:29See, this is why Belle didn't want you to come.
04:32You're incapable of not knowing everything even if you don't know it.
04:36How do you know there are no bears?
04:38There are bears.
04:39There are no grizzlies.
04:40Should I scream or something?
04:42Yes.
04:43Maybe not if it's a skunk.
04:44No.
04:45Whatever it is, it might not know we're here.
04:46You scream and we become a target.
04:48We're not a target if it's a deer.
05:04I'm scared.
05:05I'm scared.
05:11I'm sorry.
05:13Don't be sorry.
05:15We're here.
05:18I didn't want you to come, but right now I want you here.
05:23I know.
05:24It's okay.
05:25I didn't invite you because I wanted to do something for myself.
05:27I don't mind.
05:30I'm sorry.
05:31It's okay.
05:32We're here now.
05:36I don't know why I did this.
05:39It's okay.
05:45I wanted to go someplace gorgeous.
05:50And feel the sweaty stick of the hairs on the back of my neck.
05:57I wanted to drink fresh water from a creek.
06:02I wanted to feel the ground in sturdy shoes.
06:11I wanted to eat chocolate and raisins as two full meals.
06:21I wanted to scratch my leg and see the nail tracks.
06:28I wanted to hear my breath in my ears.
06:32I wanted to stand in a beautiful spot that took a day to walk to and stare out at trees and rocks miles away and not think about anything at all.
06:50At all.
06:51For ten minutes.
06:59And then take off my backpack and feel a breeze against the wet spot on my back.
07:04I wanted to miss my friends and family.
07:05I just wanted to miss everything for a day.
07:06I wanted to miss my friends and family.
07:07I just wanted to miss everything for a day.
07:11I wanted to miss everything for a day.
07:12I wanted to miss everything for a day.
07:14I wanted to miss everything for a day.
07:18I wanted to miss everything for a day.
07:19I wanted to miss everything for a day.
07:25to miss everything for a day.
07:26I wanted to miss everything for a day.
07:27But I want to go home.
07:28I want to go home.
07:29I want to go home.
07:49Your phone is in the car.
07:50You've got your keys.
07:51You've got your flashlight.
07:52You can get out of this.
07:53Just run.
07:54What if it's nothing?
07:55It's not nothing.
07:56It's not bears.
07:57If it's nothing, no one will think you are fine.
07:59We're foolish for being scared.
08:00We love you, and we're here for you.
08:03Just run.
08:04Just run.
08:05Run.
08:06What if I run and something's still...
08:13We'll file a missing person report.
08:15We'll find your phone.
08:16Figure out where you went.
08:17We'll find you.
08:20When?
08:22Three days.
08:29Bring me home.
08:31If I don't come home.
08:32Run.
08:33Bring me home.
08:34Just run.
08:35Run.
08:35Run.
08:35Hello.
08:41Matey.
08:42Hello.
08:50Matey.