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00:00And then I started a non-profit, building schools in Africa.

00:06Amazing.

00:07You were just a meh-meh.

00:09What about you?

00:09What do you do?

00:09I teach Bikram, Vinyasa, Flow, and such.

00:12Any other goals?

00:13I really want to get pregnant.

00:15Great.

00:15Wonderful.

00:16I'm going to go.

00:18What do you want to do?

00:19Well, this is nice.

00:20We can talk.

00:21I like talking.

00:22I'm not that big on talking.

00:23And I'm not that into nice.

00:24Okay.

00:26That's my best friend, Jen.

00:28How's this for new?

00:29Jen asked me to have a baby with her.

00:31That is so Brooklyn.

00:33You look really great.

00:34Oh, shut up.

00:35I've gained like four pounds since you saw me last.

00:37Should I just put it in a turkey baster?

00:39I don't even have a turkey baster.

00:41How do you want to do this?

00:42I want to do it the old-fashioned way.

00:45Should I take my bra off?

00:47Oh, God, no.

00:49I can't believe you didn't ask me.

00:51Our child would be gay-mazing.

00:52We've been talking about it forever.

00:53Yeah, I know.

00:54The city needs more children.

00:55You're sure you don't want to wait around for the right guy to come along?

00:59Wait around for the right straight guy in New York City.

01:01Oh, girl.

01:02You look so sad.

01:04So how was proofing to yourself that you could still do it with a woman?

01:07Shave my legs.

01:08Then I realized I probably didn't have to.

01:10Surprisingly easy.

01:11It seems so early for a midlife crisis, and yet here we are.

01:14You're the only man for me.

01:15That's fine.

01:16Okay.

01:17Just a little tighter.

01:19Come on.

01:19I make a loose-leaf tea that helps increase the sex drive.

01:24I like taking these herbs that are making me feel like all sorts of weird.

01:27Oh, my girl.

01:29A dance break, yes.

01:30What kind of weird?

01:31It's like crazy horny weird.

01:34You want to have sex?

01:35I've got like half an hour to kill.

01:37Let's kill it.

01:38Oh.

01:40At work today, a woman elbowed me in the breast.

01:43I screamed out my tit.

01:44Your breasts aren't sensitive.

01:46Ever.

01:46We're pregnant?

01:47We're pregnant.

01:49I just kind of had sex with someone else.

01:51You know the condom broke.

01:52Homewrecker.

01:54There's a really small chance that the baby might be his.

01:57Surprise!

02:00It does not matter whose sperm it was.

02:02That baby is worse than Jen's.

02:10Oh, gay Republicans.

02:12That is so cool.

02:14I don't think we shouldn't.

02:17Why?

02:18Are you about to tell me there's room for all shades of gay under the rainbow?

02:20Because there's not.

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