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00:00And then I started a nonprofit building schools in Africa.

00:03Amazing.

00:04You were just a may-may.

00:06What about you? What are you doing?

00:07I teach Bikrams, vinyasa flow and such.

00:09Any other goals?

00:10I really want to get pregnant.

00:12Great. Wonderful. I'm going to go.

00:16What do you want to do?

00:17Well, this is nice. We could talk. I like talking.

00:19I'm not that big on talking.

00:21And I'm not that into nice.

00:22Okay.

00:25That's my best friend, Jen.

00:26How's this for new?

00:27Jen asked me to have a baby with her.

00:29That is South Brooklyn.

00:31Oh, you look really great.

00:32Oh, shut up. I've gained like four pounds since you saw me last.

00:36Should I just put it in a turkey baster?

00:38I don't even have a turkey baster.

00:40How do you want to do this?

00:41I want to do it the old-fashioned way.

00:44Should I take my bra off?

00:46Oh, God, no.

00:48I can't believe you didn't ask me.

00:50Our child would be gay-mazing.

00:51We've been talking about it forever.

00:53Yeah, I know.

00:54The city needs more children.

00:55You sure you don't want to wait around for the right guy to come along?

00:58Wait around for the right straight guy in New York City.

01:00Oh, girl.

01:01He looks so sad.

01:04So how was proofing to yourself that you could still do it with a woman?

01:06Shaved my legs.

01:07Then I realized I probably didn't have to.

01:09It was surprisingly easy.

01:10It seems so early for a midlife crisis, and yet here we are.

01:13You're the only man for me.

01:15That's fine.

01:16Okay.

01:17Just get a little tighter.

01:19I make a loose leaf tea.

01:23It helps increase the sex drive.

01:25I like taking these herbs that are making me feel like all sorts of weird.

01:28Oh, my girl.

01:29A dance break.

01:30Yes.

01:31What kind of weird?

01:32It's like crazy horny weird.

01:35You want to have sex?

01:36I've got like half an hour to kill it.

01:38Let's kill it.

01:39Oh.

01:42At work today, a woman elbowed me in the breast.

01:44I screamed.

01:45Ow, my tit.

01:46Your breasts aren't sensitive.

01:47Ever.

01:48We're pregnant?

01:49We're pregnant.

01:51I just kind of had sex with someone else.

01:53You know the condom broke.

01:54Homewrecker.

01:56There's a really small chance that the baby might be his.

01:59Surprise!

02:00It does not matter whose sperm it was.

02:04That baby is yours and Jan's.

02:05Staying long, staying long.

02:09Lonely as a day is long, day is long.

02:13Oh, gay republicans.

02:15That is so cool.

02:19You shouldn't do that.

02:20Why are you about to tell me there's room for all shades of gay under the rainbow?

02:23Because there's not.

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