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  • 5/15/2025
Walker tries to take initiative when the gang finds themselves in a tricky situation.
Transcript
00:00Okay, we need to come up with a plan.
00:16Here's what we're gonna do.
00:17Oh, you're the boss now.
00:18Cute.
00:19Well, yeah, it's your only chance of getting out of here, so.
00:21Okay, I think I might just surrender, probably.
00:23Okay, fine.
00:23Every man for himself.
00:24Why should you be in charge?
00:25You almost killed all of us right there.
00:27Well, let's see.
00:28I've been in the trenches of every war-torn country on this planet, rescued God knows
00:32how many hostages, and shook the hands of two U.S. presidents.
00:34What else?
00:35Uh, oh, high school state football champs.
00:38Back to back to back.
00:38Go Bears.
00:39Oh, wow.
00:40When I was five, I was in a peewee soccer team called the West Chesapeake Valley Thunderbolt,
00:44sponsored by Shane's Tire Shop.
00:46We won zero games, and one time, this girl, Mindy, she did a pool at midfield.
00:50Anyone else have any pointless childhood stories to tell?

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