Oh Grow Up ABC Split Screen Credits

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00:00Dingo running off. The point is, I am now a professional artist.

00:04Norris, that's great. And I am a dad.

00:07I am jealous. You guys lead such interesting lives.

00:11But I'm just another married gay guy living with a couple of straight guys married to each other.

00:20You're the wife.

00:25Oh, no, he's back.

00:28Is that you in there, Mike?

00:29Yeah, yeah. A little busy in here.

00:31Well, look, I think I gave you a bum check. Not to worry. I've got cash.

00:37When you're done, come out and have a jacuzzi with me and me model friends.

00:41Well, I don't know which way you swing, but I've got girls and boys.

00:52Bad Norris. Very bad Norris.

00:56Did you tell him about Toby?

00:59I just, I can't believe I spent a whole night with a guy trying to sell me insurance.

01:04Yeah, at least my guy was gay.

01:08What am I going to do? I have no gaydar.

01:10Oh, you and me both, baby.

01:15Well, you know, I do deserve some credit for putting myself out there.

01:18And the night wasn't a total loss. Bruce is a great kisser.

01:21What?

01:22What?

01:22Oh, he'll do anything to close a deal.

01:29Hey, buddy. Can I give a tape of this later?

01:32What are you talking about?

01:35Oh, right, right. I get it.

01:38There's no camera in here.

01:41Hi, Norris. Hi, Ford.

01:42Hey, you know Rucker Howard?

01:50And this city is your oyster.

01:57What's that?

01:58Top of head?

02:01Like a twisted freak.

02:12Good morning, counselor.

02:13Miss, until I find a woman who will allow me to pamper her with everything money can buy,

02:28I'll thank you to never speak to Trip again.

02:33Good night.

02:35Good night.

02:36God, you're beautiful.

02:40What a shame.

02:46Yes, that's it. Come, adorn my walls with your art.

02:53Okay, whatever you got, get it out.

03:01Oh, thank, thank God.

03:03God, leave me alone.

03:07Would that I could, you paint-smeared little sex bum.

03:15Oh, my God.

03:17Oh, my God.

03:19I can't believe I didn't see this before.

03:21It's been staring me in the face all along.

03:23It has?

03:24Yes.

03:27Patrice gave me her phone number.

03:31She's too good for you.

03:32You, you big goofball.

03:45Next week on O Grow Up.

03:46I don't know.

03:47I'm worried about Hunter.

03:48Remember back in school when Mindy Whitmore dumped him?

03:50My name is Hunter.

03:52I live on the second floor.

03:55No, I think it'd be best if you weren't a part of Chloe's life at all.

03:59Well, I think it would be best if you kissed my ass.

04:01Okay, what's going on?

04:04You're mad at me because I'm moving back with my mom, so you never want to see me again?

04:08No, it's complicated.

04:10I think it's pretty clear.

04:12Chloe.

04:14Hey, I have something to tell you before you leave.

04:16Well, I think I'm going to go jump in the shower.

04:30Well, I think I'm going to go jump in the shower.

04:37Wow, I didn't call that.

04:37Eyelashes grow back, don't they?

04:50I guess so.

04:51Why?

04:51No reason.

04:56Oh, I am whipped.

04:59Yeah, I'm beat.

05:00I'm allergic to dill.

05:01You guys suck.

05:15Quack quack.

05:16Quack quack.

05:17Quack quack.

05:18Quack quack.

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