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00:00Dingo running off. The point is, I am now a professional artist.
00:04Norris, that's great. And I am a dad.
00:07I am jealous. You guys lead such interesting lives.
00:11But I'm just another married gay guy living with a couple of straight guys married to each other.
00:20You're the wife.
00:25Oh, no, he's back.
00:28Is that you in there, Mike?
00:29Yeah, yeah. A little busy in here.
00:31Well, look, I think I gave you a bum check. Not to worry. I've got cash.
00:37When you're done, come out and have a jacuzzi with me and me model friends.
00:41Well, I don't know which way you swing, but I've got girls and boys.
00:52Bad Norris. Very bad Norris.
00:56Did you tell him about Toby?
00:59I just, I can't believe I spent a whole night with a guy trying to sell me insurance.
01:04Yeah, at least my guy was gay.
01:08What am I going to do? I have no gaydar.
01:10Oh, you and me both, baby.
01:15Well, you know, I do deserve some credit for putting myself out there.
01:18And the night wasn't a total loss. Bruce is a great kisser.
01:21What?
01:22What?
01:22Oh, he'll do anything to close a deal.
01:29Hey, buddy. Can I give a tape of this later?
01:32What are you talking about?
01:35Oh, right, right. I get it.
01:38There's no camera in here.
01:41Hi, Norris. Hi, Ford.
01:42Hey, you know Rucker Howard?
01:50And this city is your oyster.
01:57What's that?
01:58Top of head?
02:01Like a twisted freak.
02:12Good morning, counselor.
02:13Miss, until I find a woman who will allow me to pamper her with everything money can buy,
02:28I'll thank you to never speak to Trip again.
02:33Good night.
02:35Good night.
02:36God, you're beautiful.
02:40What a shame.
02:46Yes, that's it. Come, adorn my walls with your art.
02:53Okay, whatever you got, get it out.
03:01Oh, thank, thank God.
03:03God, leave me alone.
03:07Would that I could, you paint-smeared little sex bum.
03:15Oh, my God.
03:17Oh, my God.
03:19I can't believe I didn't see this before.
03:21It's been staring me in the face all along.
03:23It has?
03:24Yes.
03:27Patrice gave me her phone number.
03:31She's too good for you.
03:32You, you big goofball.
03:45Next week on O Grow Up.
03:46I don't know.
03:47I'm worried about Hunter.
03:48Remember back in school when Mindy Whitmore dumped him?
03:50My name is Hunter.
03:52I live on the second floor.
03:55No, I think it'd be best if you weren't a part of Chloe's life at all.
03:59Well, I think it would be best if you kissed my ass.
04:01Okay, what's going on?
04:04You're mad at me because I'm moving back with my mom, so you never want to see me again?
04:08No, it's complicated.
04:10I think it's pretty clear.
04:12Chloe.
04:14Hey, I have something to tell you before you leave.
04:16Well, I think I'm going to go jump in the shower.
04:30Well, I think I'm going to go jump in the shower.
04:37Wow, I didn't call that.
04:37Eyelashes grow back, don't they?
04:50I guess so.
04:51Why?
04:51No reason.
04:56Oh, I am whipped.
04:59Yeah, I'm beat.
05:00I'm allergic to dill.
05:01You guys suck.
05:15Quack quack.
05:16Quack quack.
05:17Quack quack.
05:18Quack quack.