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Oh Grow Up ABC Split Screen Credits
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5/15/2025
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00:00
Dingo running off. The point is, I am now a professional artist.
00:04
Norris, that's great. And I am a dad.
00:07
I am jealous. You guys lead such interesting lives.
00:11
But I'm just another married gay guy living with a couple of straight guys married to each other.
00:20
You're the wife.
00:25
Oh, no, he's back.
00:28
Is that you in there, Mike?
00:29
Yeah, yeah. A little busy in here.
00:31
Well, look, I think I gave you a bum check. Not to worry. I've got cash.
00:37
When you're done, come out and have a jacuzzi with me and me model friends.
00:41
Well, I don't know which way you swing, but I've got girls and boys.
00:52
Bad Norris. Very bad Norris.
00:56
Did you tell him about Toby?
00:59
I just, I can't believe I spent a whole night with a guy trying to sell me insurance.
01:04
Yeah, at least my guy was gay.
01:08
What am I going to do? I have no gaydar.
01:10
Oh, you and me both, baby.
01:15
Well, you know, I do deserve some credit for putting myself out there.
01:18
And the night wasn't a total loss. Bruce is a great kisser.
01:21
What?
01:22
What?
01:22
Oh, he'll do anything to close a deal.
01:29
Hey, buddy. Can I give a tape of this later?
01:32
What are you talking about?
01:35
Oh, right, right. I get it.
01:38
There's no camera in here.
01:41
Hi, Norris. Hi, Ford.
01:42
Hey, you know Rucker Howard?
01:50
And this city is your oyster.
01:57
What's that?
01:58
Top of head?
02:01
Like a twisted freak.
02:12
Good morning, counselor.
02:13
Miss, until I find a woman who will allow me to pamper her with everything money can buy,
02:28
I'll thank you to never speak to Trip again.
02:33
Good night.
02:35
Good night.
02:36
God, you're beautiful.
02:40
What a shame.
02:46
Yes, that's it. Come, adorn my walls with your art.
02:53
Okay, whatever you got, get it out.
03:01
Oh, thank, thank God.
03:03
God, leave me alone.
03:07
Would that I could, you paint-smeared little sex bum.
03:15
Oh, my God.
03:17
Oh, my God.
03:19
I can't believe I didn't see this before.
03:21
It's been staring me in the face all along.
03:23
It has?
03:24
Yes.
03:27
Patrice gave me her phone number.
03:31
She's too good for you.
03:32
You, you big goofball.
03:45
Next week on O Grow Up.
03:46
I don't know.
03:47
I'm worried about Hunter.
03:48
Remember back in school when Mindy Whitmore dumped him?
03:50
My name is Hunter.
03:52
I live on the second floor.
03:55
No, I think it'd be best if you weren't a part of Chloe's life at all.
03:59
Well, I think it would be best if you kissed my ass.
04:01
Okay, what's going on?
04:04
You're mad at me because I'm moving back with my mom, so you never want to see me again?
04:08
No, it's complicated.
04:10
I think it's pretty clear.
04:12
Chloe.
04:14
Hey, I have something to tell you before you leave.
04:16
Well, I think I'm going to go jump in the shower.
04:30
Well, I think I'm going to go jump in the shower.
04:37
Wow, I didn't call that.
04:37
Eyelashes grow back, don't they?
04:50
I guess so.
04:51
Why?
04:51
No reason.
04:56
Oh, I am whipped.
04:59
Yeah, I'm beat.
05:00
I'm allergic to dill.
05:01
You guys suck.
05:15
Quack quack.
05:16
Quack quack.
05:17
Quack quack.
05:18
Quack quack.
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