A group of nerds fly to Florida for a convention. But when they reach there they are given a cold shoulder by the Alpha Beta members. Feeling insulted, the nerds plan revenge!
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00:22:09I'm going to go get your lunch.
00:22:12Da-dee-da-da, dee-da-da-dee.
00:22:35Wayne Dexter, that's my pocket protector.
00:22:38Sorry, Lewis.
00:22:41Harold! Harold!
00:22:50Wow, that's cool.
00:22:56We trashed their house last year.
00:22:59That didn't work.
00:23:00We locked them out of the hotel. They checked into another.
00:23:03So what are we going to do?
00:23:05What are you asking us for? You're the one with the 2.0 average.
00:23:082.2.
00:23:11We can't shake these guys.
00:23:13In Christ, there could be a nuclear war. There'd be nothing left but cockroaches and nerds.
00:23:19Let's kill them.
00:23:20Nah.
00:23:21I got it. It's so simple. I mean, they're nerds, but they're men too. Sort of.
00:23:35And what is the thing that every man in the world is afraid of?
00:23:40I don't know, Tiny. What?
00:23:42Come on, guys, you know.
00:23:44At one time or another, every man in this tub has been petrified that a chick is going to see him without his clothes on and see how small his dick really is, right?
00:23:52Jesus.
00:23:53Come on, guys. Admit it.
00:23:56Yeah, sure. Whatever.
00:23:59Tiny.
00:24:01What?
00:24:02It's a reverse nickname. You know, like they call red-headed guys blondie and right-headed guys lefty.
00:24:07Hey, Mini Link, are you finished?
00:24:10And bald guys hairy.
00:24:11Will you shut up?
00:24:13We gotta get rid of these guys. We gotta get rid of them in a major way.
00:24:23Hold it, hold it, fellas.
00:24:26I'm getting an idea here.
00:24:28Yeah, by this time tomorrow, the nerds will be history.
00:24:32Nerds!
00:24:37Ogre, relax.
00:24:40Tomorrow you'll be at the podium and the nerds will be packing.
00:24:44Alright, Rog.
00:24:49Whoa!
00:24:54Pony Express!
00:24:55What's this?
00:25:02I think it's an invitation to a party.
00:25:05Dear Lambda, Lambda, Lambda, you're cordially invited to attend a United Fraternity pre-conference barbecue. Fraternally yours, Roger Lattimore. Party, party, party.
00:25:15Marily, Marily, Marily, Marily, Marily, Marily, Marily, Marily, Marily, Marily, Marily, Marily, Marily.
00:25:22Pre-conference barbecue's right down that path.
00:25:24Okay, thanks for the ride.
00:25:25Hey, thanks for the ride.
00:25:28Guys, this is gonna be a blast!
00:25:30We'll see you when it's over.
00:25:31Yeah!
00:25:33Hey, they even have a band.
00:25:35Just our luck. We get here in the middle of a drum solo.
00:25:38I don't know about this.
00:25:45Something doesn't smell right.
00:25:47That's me. I'm sorry.
00:25:48Anxiety makes me flatulent.
00:25:50I'll take a Valium or something, for Christ's sake.
00:25:55Look!
00:25:55Holy shit!
00:26:01This must be one of the last of the Seminole Indian tribes.
00:26:07Jesus, H. Christ!
00:26:08Jesus!
00:26:12Guys, we gotta help her.
00:26:15Well, if not us, who?
00:26:17If not now, when?
00:26:18Somebody else. Some other time.
00:26:20No, no, no. Lewis is right, guys.
00:26:22Are we mice or are we men?
00:26:23We are!
00:26:25We're tri-lamps.
00:26:26When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
00:26:28But that woman out there needs our help.
00:26:31Come on, men.
00:26:32Follow me.
00:26:35Ah!
00:26:37Ah!
00:26:37Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
00:26:47What do you think they're gonna do?
00:26:49I don't know.
00:26:51I think they're gonna sacrifice a virgin.
00:26:53I hope not.
00:26:54A virgin's a terrible thing to waste.
00:26:56There he goes.
00:27:12Come on, guys.
00:27:22Hit it, boys.
00:27:48What was that?
00:27:52I don't know.
00:27:55Careful.
00:27:57Winston, hit the lens.
00:28:01Ah!
00:28:02Ah!
00:28:02Ah!
00:28:04Ah!
00:28:05Oh, no!
00:28:07Oh, my God.
00:28:12Trespassers have witnessed sacred ritual.
00:28:15Must burn clothes and chant.
00:28:18Or die as well.
00:28:20What now, Mr. Hero?
00:28:22Me?
00:28:25Okay!
00:28:27Coming right off.
00:28:29We're sorry.
00:28:30Yeah.
00:28:30Real slow.
00:28:32Intruders must leave Seminole country.
00:28:48So get out of Florida.
00:28:53Louis, I don't think those guys are Indians.
00:29:08Why not, Brindex?
00:29:09Well, when I said bite my cranking Seminole, no one responded.
00:29:13You said that to these guys?
00:29:14My blows!
00:29:26Oh!
00:29:34Nerds!
00:29:35Oh, no!
00:29:39You don't go anywhere.
00:29:40You don't go anywhere.
00:29:41Damn.
00:29:41I'm gonna kill you guys!
00:29:43Ah, geeks!
00:29:44Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:29:46Oh!
00:29:48Ah!
00:29:50Ah!
00:29:52Ah!
00:29:54Ah!
00:29:56Ah!
00:29:58This is disgusting.
00:30:00This is...
00:30:02Oh, shit, Cam!
00:30:04Oh, shit, Cam!
00:30:06Oh, shit!
00:30:08Oh, shit!
00:30:10Oh, look at that door!
00:30:12Someone put some clothes on those jeans
00:30:14we're trying to eat here! Oh, look, honey!
00:30:16Nerd! Are any of those our waiter?
00:30:18I can't believe it. Hitchhiking
00:30:20five hours without a ride.
00:30:22Think about it. Would you pick up five guys in their underwear?
00:30:24Yeah, well, at least we're home.
00:30:26I can't believe this.
00:30:28I've never been so humiliated in all my life.
00:30:30Lewis, you must be crazy to think we're gonna stay here.
00:30:32Oh, we were fools to think we'd be accepted here.
00:30:34I'm going back home
00:30:36where I cannot get laid in peace.
00:30:38Oh, no, you're not, Booger. We were chosen
00:30:40by Adams College to be their representatives.
00:30:42We're gonna stay right here and represent them.
00:30:44Lewis!
00:30:46Last year we were messed with, yes, but we fought back
00:30:48and we won. We can do it again, guys.
00:30:50That was Adams. This is the real world, Lewis.
00:30:52I really don't know about you guys,
00:30:54but I'm not giving up.
00:31:10I really don't know about you guys.
00:31:12I'm really sorry I snapped at you guys.
00:31:14Oh, Lewis, it's all right.
00:31:16We...
00:31:18Go ahead.
00:31:20Lewis, we're all in Lewis.
00:31:22Lewis, we're really sorry.
00:31:24Lewis, we're really sorry.
00:31:26We're not gonna quit on you.
00:31:27Are we guys?
00:31:28No.
00:31:29No.
00:31:30No.
00:31:31No.
00:31:32No.
00:31:33All right.
00:31:34No.
00:31:35No.
00:31:36No.
00:31:37No.
00:31:38No.
00:31:39No.
00:31:40No.
00:31:41No.
00:31:42No.
00:31:43No.
00:31:44No.
00:31:45No.
00:31:46All right.
00:31:49This room is a pigsty.
00:32:17You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:32:19Fuck you. Who died and made you God?
00:32:29My name's Dudley Dawson.
00:32:31They call me Booger.
00:32:33Edgar Poe Wong.
00:32:37They call me Snotty.
00:33:03Gulp.
00:33:07Gulp.
00:33:11Gulp.
00:33:13Gulp.
00:33:19Gulp.
00:33:21Gulp.
00:33:23Master.
00:33:37My son, soon you will take over.
00:33:44You know, those geeks look dumber in their underwear than they do in person.
00:33:47In my day, butt wipes like that couldn't even get in for turns.
00:33:53You went to college to drink beer, play football and get laid.
00:33:56None of this academic shit.
00:33:58We had our standards. I turned out just fine.
00:34:01I mean, look at me. A hotel manager.
00:34:03Whoa!
00:34:04At least you guys got rid of those geeks.
00:34:07Here, here, fellas.
00:34:09Here's to the last of the nerds.
00:34:11Nerd!
00:34:15I don't care what kind of convention you've got going in this hotel,
00:34:18I didn't get a wink of sleep last night.
00:34:19There was yelling, screaming, carrying on like I don't know what.
00:34:22We thought we heard sheep noises.
00:34:25Why don't I do this?
00:34:27Would you hand me a complimentary pass, please?
00:34:30Here, this is a certificate for a free night the next time you stay with us.
00:34:34All right, but that doesn't excuse it.
00:34:37I thought I heard power tools.
00:34:41I am very, very sorry. Enjoy the rest of your stay.
00:34:47What's this about a free night?
00:34:49Well, I just thought that because we're having a really hard...
00:34:51Listen, sweetheart, I'm not paying you to think.
00:34:53This hotel isn't giving away free rooms while I'm acting manager.
00:34:56Unless you want to have it taken out of your paycheck.
00:34:58Get it?
00:34:59So get your little ass back to work.
00:35:09That was rude, sir.
00:35:11Lipsy, you dipshit.
00:35:13That was rude, I think you should apologize.
00:35:15What?
00:35:20Safe!
00:35:22Safe.
00:35:23Uh, Stewart.
00:35:24Stewart, yeah.
00:35:25What are you doing?
00:35:26Standing up for myself.
00:35:28Let me help you up.
00:35:29Oh, Stewart.
00:35:31How's your stroke?
00:35:34Mr. Skolnick.
00:35:36Did you find a place to stay?
00:35:38Well, actually, you can just call me at the Hotel Carl Essex.
00:35:42I mean, you...
00:35:43Stewart, are you okay?
00:35:45I just want to thank you for standing up for me.
00:35:47I guess you got fired, huh?
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Fired?
00:35:51Who fired you, Stewart?
00:35:52The manager.
00:35:53The acting manager.
00:35:57Men?
00:36:00Yeah, just the three of us.
00:36:02Nerds!
00:36:03Debbie, the car, there's plenty of room.
00:36:05Yeah.
00:36:06The seats go down, sure.
00:36:10Don't forget the blueberries and cream.
00:36:14You the manager here?
00:36:15Yeah.
00:36:16Skolnick.
00:36:17Come here.
00:36:23Skolnick.
00:36:24You're a smart guy.
00:36:25Don't you understand?
00:36:26Don't you get the message?
00:36:27You're not wanted here.
00:36:29Wrong, sir.
00:36:30Adams College wants us here.
00:36:31We are their chosen delegates now.
00:36:33We have a right to be here, sir.
00:36:34Tell him, Poindexter.
00:36:35No point, Dexter.
00:36:36Yes, how correct you are, Lamar.
00:36:38Excuse me.
00:36:40According to Article 34 of the bylaws of the United Fraternities,
00:36:43all representatives qualified to represent represented organizations
00:36:46are allowed by law their rightful place.
00:36:51Yeah, so bite me, all right?
00:36:53No, fine, fine.
00:36:54You're right.
00:36:55You're absolutely right.
00:36:56If that's the law, then that's the law.
00:37:05So, we are resolved to extend the reach of our domain to include technical and trade schools
00:37:13and English-speaking universities outside of the country.
00:37:18Now, to our last order of business, which concerns constitutional amendments,
00:37:23which will be voted on at tomorrow's session.
00:37:25Proposition 15, sponsored by the Alpha Betas, will be introduced by Chip Tiny Hayes.
00:37:35Excuse me.
00:37:36Uh, Chip the meat.
00:37:37Hey.
00:37:38Jesus.
00:37:39Jesus.
00:37:40Thank you, guys.
00:37:41Three.
00:37:42Three.
00:37:43Three.
00:37:44Whereas it is the moral obligation of every fraternity to glorify both the body as well
00:37:58as the mind, be it now resolved that all fraternities shall edge...
00:38:02augment existing academic standards with new physical standards as well.
00:38:13What?
00:38:14That's unfair.
00:38:15That's unconstitutional.
00:38:16That bites.
00:38:17Therefore, the membership of each fraternity must meet such physical standards
00:38:22or be excluded from this conference.
00:38:27And who decides the standards?
00:38:29Pardon me?
00:38:30I said, who decides the standards?
00:38:33Why, you're, uh, you're democratically elected leaders, of course.
00:38:42Do I hear a second?
00:38:47I second it.
00:38:48Thanks a lot.
00:38:49Proposition 15 is moved and seconded and will be voted on tomorrow's ballot.
00:38:55They can kick us out of the UFC if we don't pass the physical standards.
00:38:59We're screwed.
00:39:00Well, we're not.
00:39:01They're not getting away with this.
00:39:04Point of order!
00:39:05Hey!
00:39:06Point of order!
00:39:07This is totally unfair!
00:39:08Hey!
00:39:09I'll give you the mic as soon as I make this brief announcement.
00:39:12All right.
00:39:13Make it quick.
00:39:15Gentlemen.
00:39:16We've got 24 hours to get through to these people.
00:39:17Let's show some appreciation.
00:39:18Let's go.
00:39:19Let's go.
00:39:20Let's go.
00:39:21How?
00:39:22How?
00:39:23How?
00:39:24How?
00:39:25How?
00:39:26How?
00:39:27How?
00:39:28How?
00:39:29How?
00:39:30How?
00:39:31Gentlemen, we've got 24 hours to get through to these people.
00:39:44Let's show some appreciation.
00:39:46But how?
00:39:46How?
00:39:47They're rational individuals.
00:39:49All we have to do is explain to them that Proposition 15 is completely unfair and inappropriate.
00:39:55Let's go!
00:40:01Guys?
00:40:06What are you doing?
00:40:07Looking at women like that?
00:40:08You're just a kid.
00:40:09You'd be ashamed of yourself.
00:40:11I made a mistake.
00:40:12We're going to have to fight fire with fire.
00:40:14I agree.
00:40:15Let's torch their hotel.
00:40:17No, no, I mean beat them at their own game.
00:40:18What, football?
00:40:19No, I think we should have a no-on-15 party.
00:40:22Right, guys?
00:40:23We can do it.
00:40:24Right.
00:40:25I mean, the trial amps prevailed at Adams.
00:40:26We can prevail in Fort Lauderdale.
00:40:31Wormsor, here.
00:40:34Thanks, Stuart.
00:40:35I sure hope this works.
00:40:37If this doesn't get a crowd, I don't know what will.
00:40:40Hit the switch.
00:40:41Hit the switch.
00:40:42Hit the switch.
00:40:43Hit the switch.
00:40:43Hit the switch.
00:40:44Hit the switch.
00:40:46Hit the switch.
00:40:49All right.
00:40:51Hey, you guys, that worked great.
00:40:53I'm so excited.
00:40:54I don't get it.
00:41:01Oh, thank you, God, for my five little babies.
00:41:18It's party time.
00:41:20Hit it.
00:41:20I'm party people in the place.
00:41:31Here's a story about some guys that are bound for glory.
00:41:34I'll get right down to the nitty gritty.
00:41:37The triple L crew is going to rock this city.
00:41:39I'm the L.A.M., the A and the R, the man on the mic that they call Lamar.
00:41:43And there's a couple of things that I'd like to say about Prop 15.
00:41:47It's not okay.
00:41:48Now, I'm no jock, no football hero.
00:41:51But that don't mean I'm an absolute zero.
00:41:56Now, people call us we just and all of that stuff.
00:42:00Just because we can't do a hundred push-ups.
00:42:02Don't judge by looks like a book by its cover.
00:42:05You may miss a friend.
00:42:06You may miss a lover.
00:42:07I'm rocking on the mic.
00:42:18I didn't come to preach, but there's some folks out there who need to be reached.
00:42:21You've got to open your mic so you can set it free.
00:42:23And the man that help you do it is the Mighty Lipsy.
00:42:26See.
00:42:29The Mighty Lipsy.
00:42:30See.
00:42:30See.
00:42:31See.
00:42:31See.
00:42:31See.
00:42:32See.
00:42:32See.
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00:42:33See.
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00:42:33See.
00:42:34See.
00:42:34See.
00:42:35See.
00:42:35See.
00:42:35See.
00:42:37See.
00:43:07Some people think we're for the birds
00:43:09And then they call us names, they call us nerds
00:43:12Nervous is what they really are
00:43:19Judging themselves by the make of the car
00:43:21We're not dogs, not jerks, not whims, not geeks, not losers
00:43:24Failures, they are free
00:43:26Now you may have clothes, you may have money
00:43:28I'd have set of wheels and a good looking honey
00:43:31Well I ain't got threads or a Mercedes Benz
00:43:33But at least I have got some really good friends
00:43:35Don't diss us, don't dismiss us
00:43:37But one day you might want to kiss us
00:43:40Don't reject us, disrespect us
00:43:42We will not let you neglect us
00:43:45So before we go, take a final note
00:43:49No on 15 is the way to vote
00:43:52No on 15
00:43:54No on 15
00:43:56No on 15
00:43:58No on 15
00:44:01Thank you, thank you
00:44:04Now how are you going to vote?
00:44:06No on 15
00:44:08What on 15?
00:44:10No on 15
00:44:12No on 15
00:44:14No on 15
00:44:16No on 15
00:44:17No on 15
00:44:18No on 15
00:44:19No on 15
00:44:20You really need it
00:44:21No on 15
00:44:22No on 15
00:44:23No on 15
00:44:25No on 15
00:44:26No on 15
00:44:27No on 15
00:44:28No on 15
00:44:29No on 15
00:44:30No on 15
00:44:31No on 15
00:44:32No on 15
00:44:33I guess I underestimated these guys.
00:44:45Motion is carried.
00:44:47Proposition 15 is hereby removed from the agenda
00:44:50and is rendered moot.
00:44:52They actually did it.
00:44:53Maybe the opposition took the bad guys after them.
00:44:57Now, I have one final order of business.
00:45:01Please, could Louis Skolnick,
00:45:05president of the Adams College chapter of Lambda Lambda Lambda,
00:45:08come up to the podium, please?
00:45:12Don't go.
00:45:14In order to make certain that this organization
00:45:17is never again embarrassed by such misguided deeds
00:45:20as the alphas are guilty of,
00:45:22I hereby propose the following constitutional amendment.
00:45:26Henceforth, any fraternity guilty of illegal or improper conduct
00:45:30shall be expelled from the United Fraternity Conference
00:45:33and their national charter revoked.
00:45:35And, Louis, I'd like the record here today
00:45:39to reflect that we introduced this proposition together.
00:45:43Okay, Rog.
00:45:47All right, let's officially bury the hatchet
00:45:49between the tri-lams and the alphas
00:45:51and put this joint amendment to a vote.
00:45:54I think I'm gonna cry.
00:45:59All those in favor?
00:46:01Aye!
00:46:10Hey, guys.
00:46:16There you are, fellas.
00:46:18It's all yours.
00:46:19I know it must be kind of overwhelming,
00:46:29but we just wanted you guys to know how sorry we were.
00:46:34You know, Louis, I hate to use party as a verb,
00:46:38but if you guys can really party, we were impressed.
00:46:42Yeah.
00:46:42God, you know, Rog, we must be dreaming.
00:46:52Nah.
00:46:53If we were dreaming, I'd have a boner.
00:46:55To truly hock a loogie,
00:47:09one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat,
00:47:13but from the soul.
00:47:14Oh, God, Gilbert, I really wish you were here.
00:47:21The alphas down here are so great.
00:47:23Listen to you.
00:47:24Now, you're telling me that they called you up,
00:47:27they invited you over to their hotel,
00:47:29and then they gave you their suite?
00:47:31Yeah.
00:47:32Yeah, it's just incredible.
00:47:33It's too incredible.
00:47:35Louis, I know you,
00:47:36and I know that sometimes you're so eager to be liked
00:47:40that you just don't take the time
00:47:41to see people for who they really are.
00:47:43What are you talking about, Gilbert?
00:47:45That I'm some kind of weenie
00:47:46who can't take care of himself?
00:47:47I'll tell you something, man.
00:47:48I'm not that kind of weenie.
00:47:49Louis, I just want you to be careful.
00:47:52Remember, once an alpha, always an alpha.
00:47:55Ow!
00:47:57Sorry.
00:47:58Hey, Bug, let's go.
00:47:59Ah, now, my son,
00:48:17you are ready to go out into the world.
00:48:23Awesome, Booger.
00:48:27And, uh, don't forget the whipped cream.
00:48:30So you guys,
00:48:32just get the nerds
00:48:33into my car alone,
00:48:35and I'll take care of the rest.
00:48:37You understand?
00:48:38Yo, you bet.
00:48:39Great.
00:48:42Sir?
00:48:43Oh, yes, Sonny,
00:48:44I, uh, have a job for you.
00:48:45Miss, uh,
00:48:46the Lattimore explain it to you.
00:48:48Sonny, I, I just
00:48:49feel terrible
00:48:50about the way I treated the Tri-Lamps,
00:48:52and
00:48:53I thought maybe you guys
00:48:54could take them out,
00:48:55and, I don't know,
00:48:57show them a good time.
00:48:58Actually, you could,
00:48:59you could use my car if you want.
00:49:02Well, that's
00:49:03awfully sweet of you,
00:49:04but,
00:49:05I mean,
00:49:05I have to work.
00:49:07What?
00:49:08And part of your job
00:49:08is taking care of the customers.
00:49:10These are important guests.
00:49:12I'm gonna make them happy.
00:49:13You what?
00:49:15Early,
00:49:15I air it in my judgment.
00:49:18These Tri-Lamps
00:49:19are, uh,
00:49:19good nerds.
00:49:21Men.
00:49:23Look,
00:49:24just do your job,
00:49:24will ya?
00:49:26Yes, sir.
00:49:29And, uh,
00:49:30Sonny,
00:49:31have a good time,
00:49:35okay?
00:49:37Yes, sir.
00:49:39Bye-bye.
00:49:40You know, guys,
00:49:44Gilbert,
00:49:45you and Jefferson,
00:49:46all our brothers,
00:49:48you're gonna be so proud of us,
00:49:49gents.
00:49:51Uh-oh,
00:49:52I think we're in their seats, guys.
00:49:57No, fellas,
00:49:57it looks like they're coming
00:49:58to talk to us.
00:50:00Whatever's in this drink,
00:50:01I want to order a case of.
00:50:02It's not the drinks,
00:50:03it's us.
00:50:04Guys,
00:50:04see,
00:50:06we're winners,
00:50:07and it shows.
00:50:09Shall we?
00:50:10What,
00:50:10jump them?
00:50:11Not to them.
00:50:12Find out what they like.
00:50:13Find out what you're thinking about.
00:50:15Find out what they look like naked.
00:50:16Find out if she's got a brother.
00:50:19Find out how long
00:50:20they've been listening to us.
00:50:23Hi, Sonny.
00:50:24I'm Logan.
00:50:25Hi.
00:50:25Yo.
00:50:26Nice day.
00:50:27Beautiful.
00:50:27Wow.
00:50:28Yo.
00:50:30Paradise.
00:50:30It is.
00:50:32I bet.
00:50:32Yo.
00:50:34So you want to get funky or what?
00:50:45A funky town.
00:50:46Won't you take me to
00:50:48A funky town.
00:50:50Won't you take me to
00:50:51A funky town.
00:50:54Won't you take me to
00:50:55A funky town.
00:50:57A funky town.
00:51:12Lewis, would you have some of this lotion on my back?
00:51:26Yeah.
00:51:26Thanks.
00:51:39What are you doing?
00:51:41Nothing.
00:51:41Absolutely nothing.
00:51:42Well, actually, the truth of the matter is, Sonny, I'm a little nervous.
00:51:55Nervous?
00:51:56Yeah.
00:51:57I mean, I'm not really the cool dude I seem to be.
00:52:02Oh, no?
00:52:04Uh-uh.
00:52:04I mean, I've never really rubbed lotion on anybody except the coindexter there.
00:52:12I can't believe this.
00:52:14What?
00:52:15Uh, rubbing lotion on a girl who, uh, could date anybody she wanted in the entire state of Florida.
00:52:22I don't date that much at all.
00:52:23Get out of town.
00:52:24Don, guys like Roger ask me all the time.
00:52:28Guys like Roger barely have enough glial cells to be considered primates.
00:52:33Sometimes it's a shyer guys who wish would ask you out.
00:52:36Did you just say glial cells?
00:52:37Yeah, well, I'm speaking facetiously, of course.
00:52:40Of course.
00:52:41I mean, everybody knows that glial cells are measured not in quantity, but in respect to their ratio to neurons and their parietal lobe.
00:52:47Sonny, you're amazing.
00:52:48Hey, guys, we're thirsty.
00:52:53You want to go get us some brewski?
00:52:55Brewski?
00:52:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll get you some brews.
00:52:57Hey, Sonny, what do you say we kill off some of those excess bile cells?
00:53:00We'll be back in a flash.
00:53:03Guys, come on, beer run.
00:53:14Don't worry, we'll be gone in no time.
00:53:17What do you mean?
00:53:194,749,681,999 bottles of beer on the wall.
00:53:254,749,681,999 bottles of beer if one of those bottles should happen to fall.
00:53:324,749,681,998 bottles of beer on the wall.
00:53:46Okay, you guys, you get the suds.
00:53:48I gotta go drain the lizard.
00:53:50Bye.
00:53:53Get some chips, Coindexter.
00:53:55Anything you want, Admiral?
00:54:11I got beer.
00:54:12I got beer.
00:54:13I got beer.
00:54:14Bust me.
00:54:15Get your hands up.
00:54:16Turn around.
00:54:17You're under arrest.
00:54:18For what?
00:54:19What'd we do?
00:54:19Grand theft order.
00:54:21Roger Latimore reported this vehicle stolen this morning from the Royal Flamingo parking lot.
00:54:25Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:54:26That's a misunderstanding, officer.
00:54:27See, that car was lent to us by the three beautiful girls who our hates.
00:54:31Beautiful girls?
00:54:32Get your hands off.
00:54:33Turn around.
00:54:34Let's go, fellas.
00:54:44Come on.
00:54:46We're winners, you said.
00:54:47They can see it, you said.
00:54:49Okay, so I'm stupid.
00:54:50You believe me.
00:54:50What's that make you?
00:54:51A felon.
00:54:53Right here.
00:54:57No.
00:54:57I'm only 15.
00:54:58I'm just a kid.
00:54:59That's not what it says here, Santa Wormsor.
00:55:02Oh.
00:55:05Damn.
00:55:06I got it.
00:55:07I got it.
00:55:08Damn, race is going off in half an hour.
00:55:11I liked her.
00:55:17I actually believed her.
00:55:19I was thinking, Lewis, this beautiful girl, she likes you.
00:55:23Yeah, you were thinking all right.
00:55:24You were just using the wrong head.
00:55:26Guys, I think there's something of greater importance here.
00:55:28Yeah, like what?
00:55:30Like it's going to be a bit inconvenient finishing college from jail.
00:55:33I studied really hard this year.
00:55:37You know what just occurred to me?
00:55:39The amendment Lewis cosine could be used against us to destroy the trial amps.
00:55:44Gosh darn it, the heck anyway.
00:55:46Do you mind?
00:55:46I'm cursing.
00:55:48Hey, would you back off?
00:55:49We're just speaking quietly amongst ourselves and it does not pertain to you.
00:55:53Now, what are we going to tell Dean Eulich or UN Jefferson?
00:55:56Listen, you little geek.
00:55:57Listen, butt face.
00:55:58I'm in no mood to deal with an idiot like you.
00:56:00Now, why don't you just sit down before you really make me mad?
00:56:04Lewis.
00:56:10Lewis, do you realize you just said butt face to the missing link?
00:56:13I did.
00:56:15And really loud, too.
00:56:17No more nerds.
00:56:19No more nerds.
00:56:21No more nerds.
00:56:22No more nerds.
00:56:23No more nerds.
00:56:25No more nerds.
00:56:27No more nerds.
00:56:28No more nerds.
00:56:30No more nerds.
00:56:31Yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:56:33Yo, I'm looking for my homeboys.
00:56:36Yeah, well, it looks like you got us instead.
00:56:38Hey, Rog, I thought we were going to get rid of these nerds.
00:56:41Yeah, so did I.
00:56:43Look, what did you do with the trilambus?
00:56:47What did you say, nerd?
00:56:49You better tell them what you did with the trilambus right now or you guys are in big, big trouble.
00:56:52Big trouble.
00:56:53Big trouble.
00:56:54Fellas, relax.
00:56:57Come here, Steph.
00:56:58You're right.
00:56:59I should have told you.
00:57:01It's really very sad.
00:57:03Sad?
00:57:03What are you talking about?
00:57:04Well, you see, the guys, the guys are all in jail.
00:57:08What?
00:57:08Yeah, they, uh, they stole my car.
00:57:12They stole your car?
00:57:12But you want to know the saddest part?
00:57:15Yeah.
00:57:16They're about to get their whole fraternity thrown out of the context.
00:57:19Wait a second.
00:57:20What do you mean thrown out?
00:57:21Ogre, didn't he call you a homo?
00:57:23Homo?
00:57:24Oh, no.
00:57:25FIRE!
00:57:29Hey, Guado, we've got a problem here.
00:57:32Hey, nerd, I thought I fired you.
00:57:37Nerd.
00:57:39Oh, thank God, what happened?
00:57:46Oh, God.
00:57:48We're in trouble.
00:57:49What's wrong?
00:57:50They said the trilambus stole a car and then it's thrown in jail.
00:57:54But I know my friends once have done that.
00:57:56Wait a minute, who told you this?
00:57:59They have a good shot.
00:58:00Oh, man.
00:58:01You know, here's a problem that just won't go away.
00:58:04Yeah, it's just like my crabs.
00:58:08Jesus.
00:58:09Let's go finish these geeks off.
00:58:11Guys, it's just a joke.
00:58:13Guys, I don't have crabs.
00:58:16Seriously.
00:58:17Guys, I'll show you if you want to see.
00:58:25So long, suckers.
00:58:26Wow, you guys are all right?
00:58:27Stewart.
00:58:28Stewart, what are you doing here?
00:58:29How are you doing?
00:58:29How's it doing?
00:58:30Hard time.
00:58:31Hard time.
00:58:33Hey, how'd you get the money to bail us out?
00:58:34Oh, I didn't.
00:58:35She did.
00:58:39You.
00:58:39Lewis, I'm sorry.
00:58:41I swear I didn't know.
00:58:44Lewis, wait.
00:58:45I say we fight back now.
00:58:47It doesn't matter anymore.
00:58:49They'll just find another way to try to get rid of us.
00:58:51I mean, you know them, boogers.
00:58:52They'll send somebody else like her.
00:58:54What?
00:58:54Yeah.
00:58:55You know, you're not worth the lotion I squirted on you.
00:58:58Lewis, I swear to you, I didn't know.
00:59:00Oh, I'm so sure.
00:59:02Just get him in the van.
00:59:03You're fooling twice, shame on me.
00:59:06We just don't fit in.
00:59:08Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:59:09You sound like I used to sound before you taught me how to fight for myself.
00:59:12Why don't you just forget it?
00:59:14Don't you understand?
00:59:15It doesn't matter that we're good dressers.
00:59:17Or we have good personal hygiene.
00:59:20No, hey, where you going?
00:59:21Don't you get it, man?
00:59:22People don't want us around.
00:59:24No shit, Skolnick.
00:59:26Surprise!
00:59:28Oh, man!
00:59:28Yes, my nerd.
00:59:30Stop.
00:59:31Come on.
00:59:32Come on, let's go.
00:59:33Come on.
00:59:34Come on, we gotta get out of here.
00:59:35Let's go.
00:59:36Hurry.
00:59:41Yeah!
00:59:42Come on, get him out here.
00:59:44Come on.
00:59:44Come on.
00:59:46Ogre, you swine.
00:59:48You might have brought us out here, but there is no way in hell you're gonna make me stay in that cabin another minute.
00:59:53Oh, yeah?
00:59:54Yeah!
00:59:55Ogre, in the water.
00:59:56Oh, that's right, I forgot.
00:59:57Yeah!
00:59:58Yeah!
00:59:58You guys are unbelievable.
01:00:03We spared you, didn't we?
01:00:05Oh!
01:00:15Hope you like living with a fish.
01:00:17Have a nice swim.
01:00:18Okay, fellas, let's get out of here.
01:00:22No, wait a minute.
01:00:23I'm getting the hell out of here.
01:00:25Excuse me.
01:00:27You're a chicken, man.
01:00:29Excuse me.
01:00:30What's with you?
01:00:35Hey, Sonic!
01:00:38Have fun with the geeks!
01:00:39Hey, nerds!
01:00:42We sure are gonna miss you tomorrow at the convention when we get your asses exterminated!
01:00:49I can't wait to tell everybody how we outsmarted them, we braved them, and we got them arrested for doing nothing!
01:00:57Ogre, listen to me, and try and understand.
01:01:01If you tell them that, it's gonna give us away.
01:01:03Let's just keep it our little secret, okay?
01:01:06Secret?
01:01:07My ass?
01:01:08I can take care of anything!
01:01:10Fellas...
01:01:11I'm gonna tell the whole world!
01:01:12He's history.
01:01:13History?
01:01:13Whoa!
01:01:14Stop!
01:01:14Stop!
01:01:19I can't swim!
01:01:21Stand overboard!
01:01:23Guys, Ogre's drowning!
01:01:25Come on, you guys!
01:01:26Mommy!
01:01:28No one!
01:01:29Help me!
01:01:31Come on!
01:01:33Help!
01:01:35I can't swim!
01:01:37Oh, God, I'm sinking now!
01:01:41Oh, I'm tired!
01:01:43Oh, no, let's die!
01:01:45I'm so young!
01:01:46Oh, no, no!
01:01:47Oh, I'm gonna die!
01:01:48Okay, okay, just relax.
01:01:50Relax.
01:01:53Relax.
01:01:54I'll pull you through.
01:01:54Oh, God, you're a strong little guy!
01:01:57Oh, come on, swim faster!
01:02:03Oh, thank you!
01:02:04Thank you!
01:02:05Thank you!
01:02:06I thought I was gonna die!
01:02:08Oh, you're a strong swimmer!
01:02:10Wow.
01:02:11Oh!
01:02:12Let me go, you fruit!
01:02:15I carried you this far!
01:02:16You work your way in on your own!
01:02:18Can I take your life?
01:02:19See you at the convention!
01:02:28Are you all right, Harold?
01:02:29Piece of cake.
01:02:32Hey!
01:02:33What are you geese looking at?
01:02:36Those guys just dropped me off to nerd sin.
01:02:39Boy, this is great!
01:02:47The perfect ending of the tri-lamps.
01:02:53Even on a deserted island, we got somebody calling us geeks.
01:02:57Oh, we're gonna do great things at this convention.
01:03:00I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
01:03:02We are geeks.
01:03:04I mean, look at us!
01:03:08We're not like anybody else, and we never will be.
01:03:10Oh, Lois!
01:03:11Lois!
01:03:12So, what do we do now?
01:03:17Maybe we should build a fire.
01:03:20Split up!
01:03:21Let's find some wood.
01:03:23Come on, Worm!
01:03:35Don't even get me started, Wormser.
01:03:37We're gonna be here till you're old and gray.
01:03:42Damn alpha-baiters.
01:03:45Just my freaking luck.
01:03:55Bush.
01:03:57We've got Bush!
01:04:12Do you guys mind if I sit around here for a while?
01:04:22It's getting pretty cold on the beach.
01:04:24Sure.
01:04:25Have a seat.
01:04:25Find out.
01:04:25What?
01:04:38Oh, my God.
01:04:47Oh, my God.
01:04:48Come on.
01:04:49Hey.
01:04:50why not you want to hit me yes you come on sure
01:05:08you don't mind
01:05:18so what you're saying essentially is is that along with infinite space which
01:05:34extends beyond perpetual bigness there's also infinite smallness how easy take an
01:05:46asymptotic line and extend it out right right right so perpetual bigness exists
01:05:55simultaneously with perpetual smallness
01:06:00what was I thinking what if a cat really spelled dog
01:06:15wow that's heavy ogre dog
01:06:24wow
01:06:33kind of a bummer huh
01:06:59gilbert hello lewis
01:07:07how did you get here don't ask me it's your dream
01:07:13I woke up no you dreamed you woke up
01:07:17ow ow
01:07:22well thanks a lot gilbert i was dreaming about three naked girls
01:07:27i know lewis and i'm a little shocked
01:07:29don't even think about it you're still dreaming you're not awake
01:07:39look
01:07:40wow
01:07:45hey what do you know gilbert
01:07:47i know you're acting like a complete weenie
01:07:50what happened to the old lewis
01:07:52well he got dropped on a deserted island with ogre of all people
01:07:56you know those people over there they think we're a bunch of nerds and i'll tell you something i think they're right
01:08:00doesn't matter what they think lewis only matters what you think
01:08:03did you forget everything we learned at adams
01:08:06come here
01:08:07now what do we have here
01:08:10we have a great group of guys
01:08:13but they need someone
01:08:15to make them feel proud about themselves
01:08:17not not ashamed of themselves
01:08:18she's not one of the guys gilbert
01:08:19she betrayed me
01:08:22she betrayed me
01:08:23she did
01:08:24lewis use your brain
01:08:25she wouldn't be here if she didn't care about you
01:08:28hey will you keep it down
01:08:32i don't want to wake me up
01:08:35gilbert's my best friend and this is an important dream
01:08:38you guys know that
01:08:40listen lewis
01:08:42she's a great girl
01:08:43you're a great guy
01:08:45if she doesn't like you for who you are
01:08:47well then she's not good enough for you
01:08:49i know that
01:08:50how do you know that
01:08:52i don't know that
01:08:53you know that
01:08:53i know that
01:08:54lewis i'm not gilbert
01:08:56i'm just your image of gilbert
01:08:57gilbert
01:08:58stick to the subject i
01:08:59i don't know how long you're gonna be here for
01:09:02i'm sorry
01:09:02the subject is
01:09:04you're acting like a weenie
01:09:06i am
01:09:10but it's not too late
01:09:12gilbert we've got to get off this island
01:09:15those guys are gonna vote us out of existence tomorrow
01:09:18lewis you've got to get out of here
01:09:19yeah
01:09:20now time is running short
01:09:22your course is clear lewis
01:09:24you look great
01:09:26i believe in you
01:09:28what happens now gilbert
01:09:32well
01:09:33now you gotta wake up
01:09:35so i gotta go
01:09:37doesn't always work
01:09:45see ya
01:09:48so long
01:09:51night guys
01:09:53gentlemen
01:10:07awaken
01:10:07let's go
01:10:10come on
01:10:11up
01:10:12everybody up
01:10:13move your butts
01:10:14sonny
01:10:15sonny i'm sorry
01:10:17what
01:10:18come on please sonny
01:10:19i i've been ignorant and proud
01:10:21yeah
01:10:23yeah well
01:10:23can you forgive me
01:10:25real ignorant and proud
01:10:27yeah i know but ten miles away
01:10:29they're gonna vote us out of existence
01:10:30we can't let that happen
01:10:31lewis the vote is in six hours
01:10:33we're stranded here
01:10:34what do you want
01:10:35hey whenever you have a small group of people
01:10:37with an aggregate iq of over a thousand
01:10:39anything's possible
01:10:40amen
01:10:41yeah
01:10:42so who's with me
01:10:43i am
01:10:47all right
01:10:48enough of the hugging
01:10:51let's go kill him
01:10:52first we have to determine our location
01:10:55well
01:10:55given our travel time of 122 minutes and 47 seconds
01:10:59and a headwind of 14.7 knots
01:11:02and if we take the cross variables and factor out the constants
01:11:05that's two degrees times uh
01:11:06by two kilometers
01:11:07that would be two plus two
01:11:08that would be uh
01:11:09four
01:11:09four
01:11:10right
01:11:13well
01:11:14that means that we are no more than
01:11:1644.74 miles from the southernmost tip of florida
01:11:22just a little to the left
01:11:25okay stop
01:11:26a little to the right
01:11:27okay
01:11:29see
01:11:30the angle of the sun will pinpoint
01:11:32our exact latitude and longitude
01:11:34okay
01:11:35stop
01:11:36now a little to the left
01:11:38worms are
01:11:40twenty two point three
01:11:43rodrigue island
01:11:44frederico rodrigue
01:11:46what was he an old boyfriend of yours or something
01:11:49general rodrigue
01:11:50stole some military supplies from castro during the bay of pigs
01:11:53he hid them on his island
01:11:55this island
01:11:56this island
01:11:58yes
01:11:58and they never found the stuff
01:12:00no i don't think so
01:12:01there must be tons of shit around here
01:12:03if your calculations are correct
01:12:05wow military supplies
01:12:07well now all we got to do is find this stuff
01:12:09right point dexter
01:12:11okay
01:12:12tell me again what you did now
01:12:13all right
01:12:14i ionized the coconut milk
01:12:15and deionized the sea water
01:12:17using your glasses to distill the silica from the sand
01:12:19okay
01:12:20and then
01:12:21i reverse the polarity of the magnetization
01:12:24it's pretty crude
01:12:26but it just might work
01:12:27gee i hope it works
01:12:29you guys built this thing too bad you can't carry it yourselves
01:12:33ogre
01:12:33come on you geek
01:12:34i'm tearing you up this thing
01:12:35oh man
01:12:37oh man
01:12:40oh
01:12:40let's look for it guys
01:12:56hey you guys i found the cable so did we
01:13:02hey you guys i found the cable so did we
01:13:06hey guys bingo
01:13:23hey plugger
01:13:28plugger come here man check this out
01:13:31what the hell is it
01:13:37i don't know but there is a whole lot of it
01:13:39could be our ticket out of here
01:13:42and now
01:13:45the last order of business
01:13:47before we close this convention
01:13:48as many of you already know
01:13:52the adams college chapter of lambda lambda lambda
01:13:56disgraced itself yesterday
01:13:58by being arrested
01:14:00on a charge of grand theft auto
01:14:02pursuant
01:14:13to the recently adopted constitutional amendment
01:14:17we must now vote
01:14:18on whether to expel those lambdas
01:14:20from the conference
01:14:21and to terminate
01:14:23its national charter
01:14:25before we vote
01:14:32do the lambdas have anything to say in their defense
01:14:35anything at all
01:14:39well if i could just interject for a second here
01:14:46i find this really insulting
01:14:48i mean i guess the lambdas don't feel they have to explain their actions to their brothers
01:15:02if we can just have a little order
01:15:14and we can get this whole sad event behind us
01:15:19all those in favor of expelling the lambdas
01:15:23please signify by saying
01:15:25what is that
01:15:29gentlemen
01:15:44it's the nerds
01:15:46they're back
01:15:46and they're bad
01:15:48don't panic
01:15:49please
01:15:49we just let it be heard
01:15:50it's my leg
01:15:51wait stop
01:15:56sit down
01:15:57there's a bullshit on the floor
01:15:59wait there you stop
01:16:01we're here
01:16:01we're out
01:16:02we're right
01:16:03i'm trying i'm trying
01:16:06oh my god
01:16:08watch out
01:16:09shut it out you crazy maniacs
01:16:12stop stopping
01:16:15nice job poindexter
01:16:39yo
01:16:39hey you guys
01:16:44can i borrow your mic
01:16:45sure man
01:16:46why
01:16:46thanks
01:16:47everyone can i have your attention please
01:16:50take your time
01:16:51i don't want anybody getting hurt
01:16:52sorry pal
01:16:53i would like to speak in our defense
01:16:56uh-uh
01:16:57no remarks
01:16:57there's a motion on the floor to have you guys expelled
01:17:00my statement will be brief
01:17:02fellas
01:17:02get them
01:17:03hey
01:17:04we want to hear what the brother has to say
01:17:09sure thing
01:17:14right
01:17:15tiny
01:17:16yeah
01:17:16yeah
01:17:17yeah
01:17:18you understand
01:17:18what
01:17:19yeah
01:17:19that's great
01:17:20you're dead
01:17:22hey
01:17:23hey
01:17:23try lamps
01:17:24thanks guys
01:17:25oh
01:17:27where's ogre
01:17:28what'd you guys do to ogre
01:17:29hey
01:17:31hi
01:17:34rog
01:17:35ogre
01:17:35are you okay
01:17:38oh yeah i'm fine
01:17:39come here
01:17:40come here i got a job for you
01:17:41oh really
01:17:42come here
01:17:42come here
01:17:43great
01:17:43come here
01:17:44take a look at these guys
01:17:45now tell me what these guys have in common
01:17:48okay
01:17:49i don't know rog
01:17:51they're all wearing green
01:17:53come on rog
01:17:54take a closer look
01:17:56they're ugly
01:17:57they're wearing funny clothes
01:17:59they're different
01:18:00i mean
01:18:01look at this pathetic bunch of losers
01:18:04you got
01:18:05you got an effeminate little pansy
01:18:07hey
01:18:07you got a four-eyed geek
01:18:08you got a nose-picking pervert
01:18:12and where's the king
01:18:13where's the monitor of this special ed class
01:18:15that's enough roger
01:18:16nobody talks about my brothers that way
01:18:18yeah i wouldn't worry about it
01:18:20skolnick
01:18:20considering they're all about to get expelled
01:18:22for stealing my car
01:18:23they didn't steal that car
01:18:24they were framed
01:18:25i was there and he set them up
01:18:27okay
01:18:28okay
01:18:29maybe i did
01:18:30maybe i did
01:18:31now what are you gonna do about it skolnick
01:18:33you're gonna make a little speech
01:18:34it's not gonna do any good
01:18:35you wanna know why
01:18:37cause i'm strong
01:18:38and you're weak
01:18:39cause i'm the type of guy
01:18:41that everyone here wants to be like
01:18:43and you
01:18:43are pathetic
01:18:44it's the way it is
01:18:46it's the way it's always gonna be
01:18:48and there's nothing you
01:18:49or your pencil neck geek friends
01:18:51can do or say about it
01:18:52comprende
01:18:54dickhead
01:18:55you're right roger
01:18:59there's nothing i can say about it
01:19:04but there's something i've gotta do about it
01:19:22who are you
01:19:42I'm going to stun you!
01:19:46Hold on!
01:19:48Hold on!
01:19:51Hold on!
01:20:01Dear brethren, we are called together today to initiate the newest member of the Lambda Lambda Lambda fraternity.
01:20:08Do you, Frederick Aloysius Polowatski, solemnly swear to stand together with your fellow brethren with dignity and compassion,
01:20:18to respect all those who pass through these doors,
01:20:22and to uphold all the values that we hold dear to the tri-lamps?
01:20:27I do!
01:20:38Here, are we ready with the ceremonial punch?
01:20:58Frederick?
01:20:58Ogre, Louie.
01:20:59Frederick.
01:21:01Frederick.
01:21:01Oh.
01:21:08Hey!
01:21:15O Lambda truest, I am the newest member of your clan.
01:21:22And in your...
01:21:25Always.
01:21:26Always.
01:21:27Always.
01:21:28I swear, I'll always be proud of what I am.
01:21:34And now, our newest tri-lamp may drink.
01:21:37Oh!
01:21:40Pharaoh!
01:21:41Oh.
01:21:42å¾…avis is good.
01:21:43Oh.
01:21:44Oh!
01:21:45Oh!
01:21:47Oh!
01:21:56Oh!
01:21:57Oh!
01:21:58Oh!
01:22:00Oh!
01:22:01Oh!
01:22:02Oh!
01:22:03Grab your coat, honey, grab your hat
01:22:16This train is leaving and it ain't coming back
01:22:19Don't need a ticket, can't you understand?
01:22:23You're on your way to the promised land
01:22:25It's over to you, but now the time is right
01:22:29Yeah, it's up to you to make it real
01:22:34So take me, take me back to paradise
01:22:39Take me back to paradise
01:22:44Old Saint Peter at the party gate
01:22:52Say it, hurry up, boy, or you're gonna be late
01:22:54Take a mile, don't you worry for a moment or two
01:22:57You got a rock to the rhythm, it ain't hard to do
01:23:00It's what you see, I know you're gonna die
01:23:04Yeah
01:23:06It's up to you to make it real
01:23:09So take me, take me back to paradise
01:23:13Paradise
01:23:15Take me back to paradise
01:23:19Paradise
01:23:20Paradise
01:23:21Oh yeah
01:23:24When it's out of reach, it's just another beach in another town
01:23:41Get your feet back on the ground
01:23:46You worked all your life
01:23:50You ain't satisfied with the thing you found
01:23:53When will you realize it'll come around?
01:23:59Take me back, baby, get your feet
01:24:06You'll never know what tomorrow brings
01:24:22Mind your step and watch what you say
01:24:25Before you know, you'll be on your way
01:24:28It's over again, but now the time is right
01:24:32Yeah
01:24:33It's up to you to make it real
01:24:37So take me, take me back to paradise
01:24:41Paradise
01:24:42Uh-huh
01:24:44Take me back to paradise
01:24:47Paradise
01:24:48Take me back to paradise
01:24:53Paradise
01:24:54Uh-huh
01:24:56Won't you take me back to paradise
01:24:59Paradise
01:25:00Uh-huh
01:25:01No
01:25:03Take me back to paradise
01:25:04Paradise
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