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  • 5/14/2025

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00:00For she's a jolly good fellow, for she's a jolly good fellow, for she's a jolly good fellow, and she'll stay all of us.
00:23Speak, speak, speak, speak, speak, speak, speak.
00:26Alright, alright, alright, settle down, settle down.
00:29Hey, birthday girl.
00:30Hey.
00:31So, as you well know, one of my favourite things to do ever is to surprise you.
00:37Because you make one of the cutest surprise faces ever.
00:41Yeah, you do.
00:42And I just thoroughly, thoroughly enjoy that.
00:49I mean, this is the same look that you had on your face.
00:52The first time I showed up for our very first date, at your doorstep in the pouring rain.
00:58Easy, easy.
00:59Yeah, that's it, that's it.
01:00This is the same expression that you had on your face 19 years ago.
01:04Wow.
01:05When I asked you, as a low level accountant.
01:08Why do you have to say low level?
01:10Because humble beginnings, let's know where we're coming from.
01:13Alright, alright, continue.
01:15So, as a low level accountant.
01:18And I asked you to be my wife.
01:22And over the years, I have grown to love this face.
01:26In all, with all of its expressions.
01:31From the highest, highest, most exciting times to the lowest moments ever.
01:37And the crazy thing is, I love this face so much that no matter how I feel when I wake up to it,
01:43how I feel about it, I'm the person who owns it, never ever changes.
01:49I love you baby.
01:50Happy birthday.
01:51I love you too.
01:52Happy birthday.
01:53We love you.
01:54Yeah.
01:55Blow, blow, blow, blow, blow.
01:56Make a wish.
01:57Deep breath.
01:58Deep breath.
01:59Okay.
02:00Make a wish.
02:01Deep breath.
02:02Deep breath.
02:03Okay.
02:04Make a wish.
02:14Hi, Tutu.
02:15Hi.
02:16Did I catch you at a bad time?
02:18No, no, no.
02:19It's fine.
02:20Oh, okay.
02:21The investor wants to meet by 7pm on Friday.
02:24Just wanted to find out if you'll be available.
02:26I'm available.
02:27Friday is fine.
02:28Okay, great.
02:29I'll just send you the details then.
02:31All right.
02:33All right.
02:34Take care.
02:52Friends, huh?
02:56So let me get this straight.
02:58You want me to believe that she's doing all this, going through all this trouble to get
03:03you a job because she believes in you and she just wants you guys to be friends?
03:07Yeah.
03:08Man, get the hell out of here with that bull crap.
03:11Honestly?
03:12You gotta be kidding me.
03:14I don't expect a selfish prick like you.
03:17So understand that there are people out there who just want to be selfless and help
03:21others.
03:22What are you talking about?
03:23I am selfless as it comes.
03:24What?
03:30Are you dizzy?
03:31Yeah.
03:34Bro.
03:36One example, yeah?
03:37Of the time in recent times when you were selfless.
03:40Go.
03:42Of course.
03:43It's easy.
03:44I'm a doctor.
03:45That's your job.
03:46Now your job be that.
03:47Okay.
03:48All right.
03:49You want selfless?
03:50Okay.
03:51I'll give you selfless.
03:52Here we go.
03:53I gave Dami the most amazing head in the shower.
03:56And I didn't even-
03:57Hey, hey, hey.
03:58Turn it with a blue.
03:59Guys, stop now.
04:00How is it?
04:01I didn't ask for that.
04:02How selfless?
04:03That's as selfless as a gift.
04:04She is giving your wife.
04:05Okay.
04:06Now your job be that now.
04:07Okay.
04:08All right.
04:09I thought you said you went to selfless.
04:10Wow.
04:11You know what?
04:12My point is, two single, beautiful, successful grown-ups can't be friends without wanting to
04:19shag each other.
04:20I mean, you don't even feel anything.
04:21Look, that's not the point.
04:24What is your point?
04:26Point is, I'm trying to focus on what my priorities are.
04:30One, providing for my kids.
04:32Two, getting a job.
04:34My god, you sound like a broken-hearted widow.
04:37Well, technically, newsflash, I am.
04:39My wife passed.
04:40A year ago.
04:42I know that.
04:43I was there.
04:44Yet, yes, my wife passed.
04:47So act like it, eh?
04:49Look out there.
04:50Get wild.
04:51Live a little bit.
04:52You have no idea how lucky you are.
04:54Two, one.
04:56Four.
04:57Two, three, five.
04:58I just think that's the best way to do.
04:59One, two.
05:01One, two, three.
05:02Three.
05:03Okay.
05:05Good.
05:06Two, three.
05:07Three.
05:08One, two, three.
05:09Two, three.
05:10Two.
05:12Two, one, four.
05:14One, two, two.
05:16One, two.
05:17Two, three.
05:18Two, four.
05:19Two, three.

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