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  • 5/13/2025

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00:00We have apprehended a dangerous experimenter.
00:08Where is he?
00:09He escaped.
00:10He's trying to find the police cruisers.
00:13He, uh, he took the red one.
00:18What hideous planet is caught in your crosshairs?
00:23A shooting star!
00:26I wish for a friend.
00:30Like a best friend.
00:36What the hell?
00:46He's so cute and fluffy.
00:47He is your responsibility.
00:49Got it.
00:50Me promise.
00:53Get down from there.
00:55Look like an angel.
00:57No.
00:58Control him.
01:00Hey, what are you doing?
01:06No.
01:07Dogs on the table.
01:08You showed us a dog.
01:12Yeah.
01:13Rough.
01:14We are not keeping this thing.
01:22Ohana means family.
01:23Family means nobody gets left behind.
01:25More forgotten.
01:26I'm...
01:31Stitch that.
01:32Sometimes family isn't perfect.
01:34That doesn't mean they aren't good.
01:38That was close.
01:40I don't think you're able to drink that.
01:42Ancient cobra bubbles.
01:43We have a blue dog to catch.
01:55Cobra!
01:56No!
01:57No!
01:58Wait!
01:59No!
02:00I'm going to give you to the count of three, Stitch.
02:13Huh?
02:14Huh?
02:15Grrr.
02:16One...
02:17Ack!
02:18Huh-huh.
02:19I love it!
02:20Oh!
02:21Huh?
02:22Huh?
02:23Huh?
02:24Huh?
02:25Huh?
02:27Huh?
02:28You're watching Disney Channel.
02:31You're watching Disney Channel.
03:01You're watching Disney Channel.
03:31I'm sending Experiment 010 back to you.
03:45He's driving me bananas.
03:47No, please, I...
03:48And no fishy lips whining or complaining or making with the...
03:52Please don't send it back.
03:54But...
03:55Very well.
03:57You do have fishy lips, you know.
04:01Let's snack.
04:10I thought we'd seen the last of you.
04:13Get out and stay out, you miserable needle-nosed trog!
04:17There is no escape, Stitch.
04:43Huh?
04:47It's bath time!
04:49Naya!
04:51Stitch!
04:52Ha-ha!
04:53Hello!
05:14Lila!
05:20Lila!
05:22Lila!
05:24Nani?
05:26I thought you were at the werewolf recruiter drive in Honolulu.
05:30I just came home to pack,
05:32and it's a seminar on executive careers in tourism.
05:36That's just what the werewolves want you to think.
05:40I can't be a fin and snorkel rental girl forever.
05:46This seminar could be my step up to something really great.
05:50Like President Werewolf?
05:52Yeah, and I'll tell you what.
05:55Clean this mess up and keep it clean,
05:58and you might be my wolf girl vice president.
06:02But cleaning is a pain, and it's boring.
06:06Yeah, boring.
06:08I know it's boring, but...
06:10Besides, Jumba says a little clutter keeps the place feeling lived in.
06:15Ugh.
06:16Jumba is evil.
06:18Remember?
06:19No wonder the place always gets trashed whenever I leave you alone with him
06:22and that walking noodle pleakly.
06:24Don't you worry about a thing, Nani.
06:26Not a thing.
06:28This walking noodle just happens to be an absolute neat freak.
06:33I'll whip these two little messy makers into shape.
06:36I'll make them mop and vacuum and polish and scrub
06:39until their scrubbers are sore.
06:41Just like if you were here to nag us yourself.
06:44Well, okay.
06:46But I want this place spotless when I get back.
06:48Got it?
06:49Mwah.
06:50See you tomorrow.
06:52Okay, troops.
06:53Let's get out the mopping bucket and have some good clean fun.
07:02Get it?
07:03Clean?
07:04And we're...
07:05Hey!
07:06Woo!
07:07Nani's gone till tomorrow!
07:09The tason!
07:10Let's go play Beach Mummy Invasion!
07:15Whoa!
07:16Hold up.
07:17What happened to our beautiful beach?
07:34Someone better clean up this mess quick.
07:36Looks like beach mummies were here already and trashed the place.
07:43Naga! Naga!
07:47Cannonball, I know you love making good waves, but you're messing up the beach.
07:52I mean, it looks good to me, but the grown-ups won't like it.
07:58You try to explain. I'll clean up the beach.
08:03No, wait. I'll talk to him.
08:05You clean up the beach.
08:07Ow!
08:13Whoa!
08:17Whoa!
08:19Huh?
08:20Aloha!
08:35Okay, Cannonball's going to tone it down a little bit.
08:42Huh?
08:43What's that?
08:44Cousin!
08:45It's some kind of Spick and Spannerator or something.
08:49All right, let's catch it!
08:58Chimito!
09:02Spapata!
09:04Hide him!
09:05Moses is back.
09:06Uh-huh.
09:12Oh, wait.
09:16And that's how we put litter in its place.
09:20Lilo, did you clean up this whole beach by yourself?
09:24Stitch helped.
09:25We always like to clean up the beach.
09:30And then, uh, sit on a picnic basket.
09:34Well, you did an excellent job.
09:36It shows great malama ike kahakai, taking care of the beach.
09:40That means we're like good deed-doers.
09:43You two should come by Halekayaulu.
09:45Uh-huh.
09:46For an ice cream rewarding our good deed?
09:50No.
09:51To help with the spring cleaning.
09:53Blah!
09:54Sorry.
09:55We have a full schedule of basket sitting.
09:59Right, Stitch?
10:00Ah!
10:01Bark!
10:02Bark!
10:03Bark!
10:04Okay.
10:05Little girl at 626, meet experiment 010.
10:16I'm naming him Felix.
10:18Because on TV, all neat freaks are named Felix.
10:23Aloha, neat freaks.
10:25You should have seen him cleaning up that beach.
10:27He was all poot, poot, poot, and poot, poot, poot, with his nose.
10:32Nose, eh!
10:34Is not just rudimentary olfactory device.
10:37Is sophisticated biosystem of tiny brushes and hormonal detergents.
10:42010 has three-fold duty.
10:45One, automatically tidy up all messes.
10:52Two, digest process all garbage and trash.
10:56And three, antisepticize against all unhealthy germs and sources of filth.
11:05So he's hung up on dirt.
11:07Just like Nani and Pleakley.
11:09I heard that.
11:10You're talking about me.
11:12Wow!
11:13Malika leaky maca!
11:15Another monster in the house?
11:17No, no, no, no, no!
11:19I forbid it!
11:21But Felix is just like you.
11:23You two would probably get along great.
11:26Are you kidding?
11:27It's nothing but a walking sack of Jumba's evil geniusness.
11:31It's dangerous!
11:33Jumba?
11:34He's not dangerous.
11:36Is he?
11:37If I am remembering correctly,
11:40010 could not tell difference between dirt for cleaning up
11:44and unbathed evil genius for living alone.
11:47But I'm quite certain I fixed that long ago.
11:50Yes.
11:51Now little old one always so gentle would not hurt even tiniest earth fly.
11:57Oh!
11:58Whoa!
11:59What I'm saying?
12:00Oh!
12:02Key.
12:03Dirty!
12:14Ah!
12:15Six to five.
12:16Wilted lettuce.
12:17Lunchmeat wrappers.
12:18Don't you ever put away?
12:20Not my fault, Fish Wit.
12:22You had a perfectly good mutant cleaner in your hand, but you kicked it out.
12:26kicked it out it was driving me bananas I'm beginning to think I kicked out the
12:31wrong experiment hey you and me both what a stench sweet sulfur gas how I
12:37wish I'd been kicked out of here I'm surprised you're here Lilo I thought you
12:44and your dog had a full schedule of basket sitting we finished early well I
12:50think we have the outside under control if you want to start inside great no
12:59weird factors here to mess up all our hard work right Carter UK we already have
13:10one neat freak too many in our house so that's definitely not the one place you
13:15belong but maybe you could be the janitor here
13:28feels good to give back to the community nice job Felix
13:39hmm
13:42dirty
13:43no bad neat freak
13:49that's not trash it's priceless you can't eat it
13:56oh no
14:09Lilo
14:19oh
14:20Lilo
14:21I'm sorry I guess I got a little carried away you know with the cleaning
14:30oh this was over a hundred years old Lilo made by Queen Liliokalani herself
14:38I'm really sorry I think maybe you've helped out enough for today
14:46what are we gonna do with you
14:53what's wrong my new King Sweeper 3000 that's what's wrong it's supposed to be the ultimate cleaning machine but look click click click nothing it doesn't work at all
15:01oh online shopping how could you forsake me so
15:16never mind Felix already cleaned up
15:23wow
15:29he's good
15:34ground in dirt
15:37ground in dirt
15:44coffee stains
15:53even ink spots
15:59this little guy is even more obsessively compulsively annoyingly neat than I am
16:04I have found my soul mate he's staying with us
16:15laundry pressed and starched linoleum buffed to a blinding polish
16:21it doesn't get any better
16:23quickly your soul mate just throughout my collection of seashells that look like presidents
16:31salty sea junk who cares
16:34and it chucked out stitches bed
16:39worm-eaten pineapple crate so what
16:43I have been working on cure for pesky earth viruses
16:46has anyone seen my petri dish cultures
16:49care for the common cold better off without it
16:55dartle
16:56trashy old sewing machine
16:59who needs it
17:00yeah just a heap of scrap metal
17:03wait
17:04that's not trash
17:05it's retro
17:06it's retro
17:07it's retro
17:18no no no no no no no no no
17:24it had an original 1930s bobbins
17:27i never thought i'd say this but there's such a thing as too clean
17:32Whoa. Felix out-pleakly-pleakly.
17:43Hey, now! Open up that door!
17:46Don't make me count to three!
17:48One...
17:50Two...
17:52Uh-oh.
17:59Uh-oh. I'm just remembering.
18:01I did not fix flaw in O1O's programming.
18:05Great. Now you remember.
18:08So what was the flaw?
18:10Logic problem in O1O's third function.
18:12Antisepticize against all unhealthy germs and sources of filth.
18:16Which is what he sees us as.
18:19Filthy, huge germs to antisepticize.
18:22That's something like taking a bath, right?
18:25Yes. Yeah, like taking a bath.
18:27The last bath you'll ever take.
18:30Huh?
18:32Dirty, dirty, dirty!
18:43Jumpa! Lilo! What's going on in there?
18:46We are running for life!
18:48Hurry! Before Felix can antisepticizes us!
18:51Dartle!
18:53Mother!
18:54Ah!
18:55Ah!
18:56Ah!
18:58Ah!
18:59Oh, my God.
19:29Let's go.
19:59And now is the time for the reprogramming I should have done years ago.
20:12I don't know. Maybe reprogramming the little fella is a bit too much.
20:17After all, cleanliness is next to bleakliness.
20:20Hey, even you said Felix was too clean.
20:24Yeah, but he did disinfect all the silverware. That's good.
20:28And he nearly sanitized us to kingdom come. That's bad.
20:34You're so picky. Well, did it work?
20:38All I can say is it better have...
20:41That was my last pair of rubber gloves.
20:44Presenting 010.2, the upgrade.
20:49Reversed polarity, so it's no longer obsessively neat.
20:54Well, let's try him out.
20:58Oh, what price, science?
21:02See? No reaction at all to big mess-making.
21:10Oh.
21:17Hey, what's he doing?
21:19I'm evil genius, not fortune-teller.
21:21Now Felix is an Oscar.
21:37A total dirt freak.
21:39Bartle, bartle, bartle.
21:42Interesting.
21:43Perhaps I reversed polarity's tiniest bit too much.
21:47Gee, you think?
21:48Hello?
21:52Hey, kiddo.
21:53Nani?
21:55How's Haru-Lulu?
21:57Oh, you were right, Lilo.
21:58I should have gone to the werewolf recruiters instead.
22:01Executive career sounds so boring.
22:04I'm coming home early.
22:06How early?
22:07I'm at the airport right now.
22:09I should be home in about 20 minutes.
22:11Oh, make that 15 minutes.
22:14There's my ride.
22:15Lilo!
22:17Come on, come on, come on!
22:19We gotta get this place cleaned up.
22:21Can you make Felix into a neat freak again?
22:25Yes!
22:26But we'd need 16 minutes.
22:28Go get your King Sleeper 3000!
22:31We got no time!
22:33Oh, I thought you liked things messy.
22:38It's not this messy.
22:39It's like too much of a good thing.
22:42Well, it's too late to start appreciating my tidiness now.
22:45You want clean?
22:47Clean it yourself.
22:48Aww.
22:49Aww.
22:49Aww.
23:19Lila, I'm home.
23:25Hey, the place doesn't look too bad.
23:28There's a layer of grime on everything, but I guess I can't expect you to be too clean.
23:34Besides, it gives the house that nice lived-in feel.
23:37Ugh, it's good to be home.
23:39Yep, I think they learned a little lesson about the importance of being clean.
23:44But just clean enough, not obsessively, dangerously, scary clean like some people.
23:50What are you, an after-school special?
23:52Speaking of clean, what are we going to do with Felix, who isn't so clean anymore?
23:59Oh, I got a petita.
24:04There, finally got the place clean.
24:06Uh-uh-uh, you missed the spot, the entire kitchen.
24:10Uh-uh, say.
24:16Best wishes from Lilo and Stitch.
24:21Experiment 010, you're back!
24:24We never should have let you go.
24:27Six to five, look, it's...
24:29Hey, what's he doing?
24:30I don't know, and I don't like it.
24:32Ah!
24:40I've got to keep going...
25:10I'll tell you a story.
25:21You might want to hold on.
25:24Better not blow it.
25:26Disney Plus is home to new adventures, lifelong friends.
25:30For sure.
25:31And endless joy.
25:38I always wanted a brother.
25:41Let's do this.
25:43Can I get a chi-hoo?
25:45Woo-hoo!
25:55It's time to meet your doom!
25:58What the hell?
25:58It's time to meet your doom!
26:00It's time to meet your doom!
26:01It's time to meet your doom!
26:03Thank you!
26:04Let it do it!
26:04Come on!
26:05Time to scramble some Eggman, supersonic style!
26:35The time has come, Shoto!
27:05Oh!
27:12Oh!
27:14There's no place around me
27:16In the ring and the ocean blue
27:20I took to the sunshine
27:24I'm gonna change my life
27:29I'm flying by a new home
27:31I'm flying by a new home
27:33I'm flying by a new home
27:37You know, Moonriver!
27:43Oh!
27:52Ow!
27:53Well, at least I'm at a party
27:57Wait a minute, we'll let the Hulu kids in
28:00Yo, can someone vodka up my juice box?
28:03Marge, I'm taking this warped little laugh, get her to Moe's
28:08Hey, let me out or I'll use foul language
28:11We're a 9.30 show
28:12Why, you God
28:13Stupid
28:14Synergy
28:1535 years on the air
28:17My ass
28:18Cheap laughs, kid
28:28Ugh, why do I have to be at your work?
28:31I'm sick
28:32I'm sick
28:33Because someone got kicked out of Hula
28:35Stay
28:36Here
28:37It's so boring here
28:38And no
28:39Dogs on the table
28:40Why not?
28:41Because people eat off them
28:42Nani
28:43Who cares?
28:44They're only covered with bird pills
28:46Leave them
28:47La
28:48Nani
28:57Stay
28:58Here
28:59Look at all
29:02How's it going?
29:03Look, David
29:04I got a dog
29:05Huh?
29:06You should ask a dog
29:08Hmm
29:09Yeah
29:10Mmm
29:11Ruff
29:12Oh
29:13Okay
29:14Uh
29:15Stitch
29:16There you are
29:18No
29:19Stitch
29:20Put it down
29:22Is that?
29:23Yes
29:24Yeah
29:25No
29:26No
29:27No
29:28No
29:29No
29:30No
29:31No
29:32No
29:33No
29:34No
29:35No
29:36Huh?
29:37I'm going to give you to the count of three, Stitch
29:39Oh
29:40Yeah
29:45One
29:46.
29:46What?
29:47What?
29:48Nothing
29:49Is mine
29:51You
29:53Fo'
29:53On
29:54Blast
29:55Blast
29:56Blast
29:58Blast
29:59Blast
30:00Blast
30:02Blast
30:03Blast
30:04Blast
30:05Blast
30:08Anyone
30:09What?
30:10Donicia
30:11Blast
30:11Blast
30:12Blast
30:14Blast