The Last Man on Earth

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00:00The man had just opened his eyes, and saw the stunning woman who saved him.

00:03She had everything, the face, the body, his literal dream girl.

00:07And just like that, they fell into each other's arms.

00:09But something started to feel, off.

00:15Turns out, this was the real last woman on earth.

00:18She was, not what he imagined.

00:20But Phil had no choice but to accept reality.

00:22At first, he thought having a woman around would make life better.

00:25But Carol, was nothing like him.

00:27She actually stopped at stop signs.

00:28At Home Depot, she parked in the lines.

00:31She even cleaned up all the trash at Phil's place.

00:33Phil couldn't take it.

00:34He snapped, and dumped her back in the wild.

00:36But the next day, Carol showed up at his door.

00:38Moved in next door no less.

00:39She was very straightforward.

00:41She wanted to repopulate earth, with him.

00:43Phil, being the smug little gremlin he is, scoffed.

00:46You ever heard the phrase,

00:47I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last person on earth?

00:50But Carol was dead serious.

00:51She even used the tomatoes she grew as bait.

00:54Phil said he wasn't interested.

00:55But at night, he sneaked into her garden.

00:57And devoured those tomatoes like a starving raccoon.

01:00They had dinner together.

01:01It was actually nice.

01:02Then Carol brought up the mission.

01:03Phil agreed, saying he'd go shower first.

01:05But just as things were about to get real,

01:07Carol dropped a bomb.

01:08She wanted to get married first.

01:10Phil flipped.

01:10Are you kidding me?

01:11We're the last people alive,

01:12and you're still doing this whole wedding thing?

01:14I'd rather die out there than marry you.

01:16But not even 10 seconds later,

01:18Phil backtracked.

01:19Okay, fine.

01:19We're married.

01:20He convinced himself like this.

01:22There's no one else left.

01:23It's just a piece of paper.

01:24Let's get it over with.

01:25But Carol took this wedding seriously.

01:27Planned every detail down to the napkins.

01:29Phil only had one job.

01:30Get a ring.

01:31He didn't care.

01:32Just kept goofing off.

01:33Come wedding day when it was time to exchange rings,

01:35Phil admitted he never got one.

01:37Carol walked off, furious.

01:38This wedding is off.

01:39You, sir, deserve to be alone forever.

01:41Phil chased her back home.

01:43Saw all the decorations.

01:44Realized she'd really put her heart into this.

01:46He finally apologized.

01:47Took her to a jewelry store.

01:49Smashed the display glass.

01:50Grabbed a bunch of rings.

01:51And the wedding was back on.

01:52After that, the baby making began.

01:54We'll skip the next 800 words.

01:56Mostly because Phil himself didn't even know what happened that night.

01:59Post-marriage, Carol started adjusting to Phil's chaotic life.

02:03Phil slowly warmed up to her too.

02:04They played racquetball at home.

02:06And did dumb, hilarious stuff outside.

02:08But one day, while driving, they crashed into another car.

02:11Phil was stunned.

02:12There's someone else out there.

02:13And then, out stepped a blonde bombshell.

02:15Phil just shattered inside.

02:16Yep, I screwed up.

02:17Should have waited.

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