If u like the video then share and follow for more content 😉
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00:00Don't watch TV, don't read magazines, don't even listen to NPR, create your own roadshow.
00:00:30Backward, turn backward, old time in your flight.
00:01:00Make me a child again, just for tonight.
00:01:04And between these covers, we find these immortal favorites.
00:01:08Sleeping Beauty.
00:01:10Remember the lovely princess who was bewitched into a deep slumber until her Prince Charming came to break the spell?
00:01:30Come on, wake up, wake up!
00:01:34You lazy good for nothing!
00:01:36Come on, wake up!
00:01:41Tom Thumb, the little boy who got his name because he was no bigger than a man's thumb.
00:01:46Let's pay this interesting family a visit.
00:01:54Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. Thumb.
00:01:56Where's little Tom?
00:01:57Are you Tom Thumb?
00:02:04Yeah, that's me.
00:02:09Why, I thought you were no bigger than a man's thumb.
00:02:14How did you get so big?
00:02:16Vitamin B1.
00:02:18The Grasshopper and the Ant.
00:02:25The story of the industrious little ant and the lazy grasshopper.
00:02:28You're gonna be sorry.
00:02:29I've worked all summer and put away plenty for the winter.
00:02:43But you, you lazy thing, you're gonna starve!
00:03:08The bad boy of the fairy tales.
00:03:10The boy who cried wolf.
00:03:13Wolf! Wolf!
00:03:14Help!
00:03:15Help the wolf!
00:03:16Wolf!
00:03:17Help!
00:03:18Help!
00:03:19Wolf!
00:03:20Wolf!
00:03:21Wolf!
00:03:22Wolf!
00:03:23Wolf!
00:03:32What a joy!
00:03:34What a dope!
00:03:35There's a lad who can stand some discipline.
00:03:37What a dope!
00:03:38He'll learn his lesson someday.
00:03:39What a screwball!
00:03:40Jack and the Beanstalk.
00:03:41Jack and the Beanstalk.
00:03:42The story of the boy who climbed a beanstalk only to be met at the top by a ferocious two-headed giant who forced Jack to run for his life.
00:03:50Jack and the Beanstalk.
00:03:51He's injured.
00:03:52He's injured.
00:03:53He was injured.
00:03:54Jack and the Beanstalk.
00:03:55It's dead.
00:03:56Jack and the Beanstalk.
00:03:57Say, you almost had it.
00:04:16Why did you quit?
00:04:19Ah, he's been sick.
00:04:21The wolf in sheep's clothing, the fifth columnist of his day.
00:04:29By means of a disguise, he preyed upon unsuspecting little sheep.
00:04:33Scram bum, I'm working this side of the pasture.
00:04:55The Arabian Nights gave us the story of Aladdin and his wonderful lamp.
00:05:09All Aladdin had to do was to rub the lamp and presto, the genie appeared.
00:05:15I dream of a genie with a light brown hair.
00:05:24I dream of a genie with a light brown hair.
00:05:34Wolf! Wolf! Help!
00:05:36There's that nasty kid again.
00:05:38Wolf! Wolf!
00:05:45What a joke!
00:05:50What a joke!
00:05:52Hey, young fella.
00:05:53You're going to yell wolf once too often.
00:05:56Go on, go on. Mind your own business. Mind your own business.
00:05:59Can't I have a little fun?
00:06:01A session in the woodshed wouldn't do that boy any harm.
00:06:04And here's a bird you wouldn't mind having in your own home.
00:06:07A goose that lays golden eggs.
00:06:15Hey, wait a minute.
00:06:27You're supposed to lay golden eggs.
00:06:29Not anymore, brother.
00:06:31I'm doing my bit for national defense.
00:06:33Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
00:06:50Why, you dirty double-crossing.
00:07:11Food hoarder!
00:07:13She's a food hoarder!
00:07:15Food hoarder!
00:07:17Remember this little nursery rhyme?
00:07:19This little piggy went for to market.
00:07:24This little piggy, he's gone for to stay home.
00:07:28This little piggy, he's have rush beef and smash potatoes.
00:07:33And this poor little piggy, he don't have anything, all kinds of things to eat.
00:07:38And this little piggy, he's for to cry like anything.
00:07:42Whee, whee, whee!
00:07:44All the way home!
00:07:45Whee, whee!
00:07:46For crying out pit sack, mother!
00:07:48Be careful!
00:07:49My corn!
00:07:52Cinderella and her glass slipper.
00:07:54The little girl who...
00:07:55Wolf!
00:07:56Wolf!
00:07:56Help!
00:07:57Help somebody!
00:07:58Help!
00:07:59Uh-oh.
00:07:59She's at it again.
00:08:02Wolf!
00:08:02Wolf!
00:08:03Help!
00:08:03Help the wolf!
00:08:04Oh, my God.
00:08:34Oh, my God.
00:09:04Oh, my God.
00:09:11Is that box crazy?
00:09:14Hey, you.
00:09:15Hey, wait a minute.
00:09:17Wait a minute.
00:09:19What's biting you anyhow?
00:09:21What's biting me?
00:09:23What's biting me?
00:09:25Look, I was up at the cabin the other day just getting myself a bite of lunch.
00:09:30I'm minding my own business when...
00:09:32This program is brought to you each day through the courtesy of the Sterling Silver Fox Farm.
00:09:45Ladies, this is the year for foxes.
00:09:49Yes, foxes have really come into their own.
00:09:51Wherever you see smartly dressed people, you'll see foxes this season.
00:09:57On Fifth Avenue.
00:10:00On Hollywood Boulevard.
00:10:03Yes, and even Miami.
00:10:05The discriminating woman everywhere will insist on having a genuine fox around her neck.
00:10:12Now, don't forget, ladies, for the best in foxes, go to the Sterling Silver Fox Farm.
00:10:25Oh, my God.
00:10:55Let me in.
00:11:08I gotta get trapped.
00:11:09I gotta.
00:11:22Ouch.
00:11:23Oh, oh, oh, agony, agony.
00:11:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, get me out of here.
00:11:26Oh, oh, oh, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
00:11:29Ah, in the trap something.
00:11:33Parbleu.
00:11:35Get out of my trap, ragged muffins.
00:11:40Silver Fox.
00:11:42Silver.
00:11:43Not worthy than have enough breeze like you.
00:11:45Scrap, stupid.
00:11:46Let's get out.
00:11:47Oh, oh, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
00:12:00Oh, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
00:12:16Look at this. Genuine silver fox.
00:12:21Beautiful. Magnifique.
00:12:26Mrs. Van Doe will pay plenty for you, little pretty.
00:12:30Practically, you are sold already quick.
00:12:40Psst, psst.
00:12:42Bob, we're bustin' out here tonight, see?
00:12:44Nine o'clock. You're with us, ain't ya?
00:12:48Getting out of here? Out of here?
00:12:50Oh, no, no, no. I just got in here.
00:12:53I'm practically sold already.
00:12:56Yeah, to Mrs. Van Doe.
00:12:58He said so.
00:13:01Say, are you nuts?
00:13:03Now listen, Bob. They're all goin' out, see?
00:13:06And you're with us.
00:13:08Or...
00:13:09Uh...
00:13:17Oh, uh...
00:13:19Well, uh...
00:13:21I'd like to go with you, sure.
00:13:23I wanna go with you.
00:13:24But, uh...
00:13:26The door's locked.
00:13:27I can't get out.
00:13:29Uh...
00:13:30No key.
00:13:31No key?
00:13:37Nine o'clock call.
00:13:39Come on, Bob. Get goin'.
00:13:51Come on, Bob. Get goin'.
00:13:53Five-bye, let's go.
00:14:14This skin reserve for Silver Fox Cape for Mrs. Skin.
00:14:19Tape! Tape!
00:14:21Me?
00:14:23How will they get it off of me?
00:14:34No. No.
00:14:36They can't do this to me.
00:14:38I don't want to be no cape.
00:14:41I didn't never want to be no cape.
00:14:44I just want to get out of here.
00:14:49Come back here!
00:14:55Wait, you!
00:15:19Just a minute, chums.
00:15:27You don't want me.
00:15:29I'm no silver fox.
00:15:32I never was a silver fox.
00:15:35Look.
00:15:36Look.
00:15:37No silver.
00:15:39Silver smilver.
00:15:41As long as you're a fox.
00:15:46And that's what's biting me.
00:15:47That's what...
00:15:49Yeah?
00:15:50Will I...
00:16:19In the morning, in the evening, ain't we got fun?
00:16:25Life is sunny, oh my honey, ain't we got fun?
00:16:29We never worry, no reason to fuss.
00:16:34We never hurry, take it easy, that's all.
00:16:38Okay, let it go!
00:16:40New December, ain't we got fun?
00:16:43Only good time to remember, oh boy, what fun?
00:16:47In the meantime, in between time, ain't we got fun?
00:16:52In the morning, in the evening, ain't we got fun?
00:16:56Life is sunny, oh my honey, ain't we got fun?
00:16:58The cat!
00:16:59The cat!
00:17:00Run!
00:17:01Run!
00:17:02Oh, there's nothing to be afraid of.
00:17:04He can't hurt us.
00:17:06He can't get in here.
00:17:07The cat!
00:17:08Lights out!
00:17:35All clear.
00:17:36The cat's gone.
00:17:47Come on out, fellas.
00:17:49Hey!
00:17:51Where is everybody?
00:17:53Huh?
00:18:06What's the rush?
00:18:07I'm not going to hurt you.
00:18:09Look what I've got for you.
00:18:23Later.
00:18:24Listen, you can have all the cheese you want, if you cut it away.
00:18:36Oh, anastal.
00:18:37OK.
00:18:38There.
00:18:39That's better.
00:18:52That cat he done told me
00:19:03Out there in the kitchen
00:19:04That cat he done told you
00:19:07What?
00:19:08Oh, he's come here to save us
00:19:10And not to enslave us
00:19:12That cat's a rat just the same
00:19:14Oh, no, kids
00:19:15That cat is a two-faced
00:19:17A dangerous thing who leaves us to sing
00:19:19The blues tonight
00:19:21Please take my advice
00:19:25And don't be naughty mice
00:19:27Appease him
00:19:28Or he'll get offended
00:19:29He wants to protect us
00:19:32From the ones who wrecked us
00:19:34Please hear him
00:19:35He wants to protect us
00:19:37That's what I've been saying
00:19:39Gee, that'll be fine
00:19:40Then hurry and sign a truce
00:19:42And go fight
00:19:49Oh, no, no, no, no
00:19:50No, no, no, no, no
00:19:51No, no, no, no, no, no
00:19:52No, no, no, no, no, no
00:19:53No, no, no, no, no, no
00:19:54No, no, no, no, no, no
00:19:55No, no, no, no, no, no
00:19:56No, no, no, no, no, no
00:19:57No, no, no, no, no
00:19:58No, no, no, no, no
00:19:59No, no, no, no, no
00:20:00No, no, no, no, no
00:20:01No, no, no, no, no
00:20:02No, no, no, no, no
00:20:03No, no, no, no, no, no
00:20:04No, no, no, no, no, no
00:20:05No, no, no, no, no
00:20:06No, no, no, no, no, no
00:20:07Did you ever have a feeling that you wanted something, but you didn't know what it was?
00:20:30Yeah, yeah, oh, sure. I always get that feeling, too.
00:20:34I know. I want a nice, fat, tender mouse.
00:20:41Yes, sir. One nice, fat, tender mouse.
00:20:49Look at them run.
00:20:54You're a nice, fat, tender mouse. You'll do.
00:21:04Shark.
00:21:10Greet your teeth. Do some fright in the stuff that you're made of. Remember to never say die.
00:21:17We'll do more than that. Let's get rid of that cat.
00:21:21All in favor say aye.
00:21:23Aye!
00:21:24Aye!
00:21:25We did it before, and we can do it again, and we will do it again.
00:21:31We've got a heck of a job to do, but you can bet it to see it through.
00:21:35We did it before, and we can do it again, and we will do it again.
00:21:40We're one for all, and we're all for one. They'll get a lick, and before we're done.
00:21:44Millions of voices are ringing, singing as we march along.
00:21:51We did it before, and we can do it again, and we will do it again.
00:21:57We'll knock them over, and then we'll get the giant back to plan.
00:22:00We did it before, but we'll do it again.
00:22:03Now listen, men.
00:22:06To make a sound of a guy, you'd better leave a saga touching off yourself, see?
00:22:09And remember, above all, to add an over to a jibbo, reckon on Fosco, Fanny Schnibber,
00:22:12and L, on a fill of a douche. You got that?
00:22:15Okay.
00:22:28Left! Left!
00:22:29No, no.
00:22:30Oh, a little more to the right.
00:22:32A little more.
00:22:33More dead. That's it.
00:22:35Fire!
00:22:37Ow!
00:22:37Ow!
00:22:53Ow!
00:23:00Ow!
00:23:02Ow!
00:23:02We did it before, we did it again.
00:23:11We dood it!
00:23:12Ow!
00:23:12We dood it!
00:23:13We dood it!
00:23:15THE END
00:23:45Ladies and gentlemen, tonight it gives me extreme pleasure to present our interpretation of a familiar fairy tale entitled The Big Bad Wolf and the Tree Little Pigs, set to the delightful music of Johannes Bram's Hungarian Dances.
00:24:10As the scene opens, we find the three little pigs building their respective houses.
00:24:20I'm the little pig that builds my house as store.
00:24:23I'm the little pig that builds my house as sticks.
00:24:45I'm the smart little pig. I build my house of bricks.
00:25:08The Big Bad Wolf
00:25:18The Big Bad Wolf
00:25:20The Big Bad Wolf
00:25:24The Big Bad Wolf
00:25:26The Big Bad Wolf
00:25:28The Big Bad Wolf
00:25:30The Big Bad Wolf
00:25:32The Big Bad Wolf
00:25:34The Big Bad Wolf
00:25:36The Big Bad Wolf
00:25:38The Big Bad Wolf
00:25:40The Big Bad Wolf
00:25:42The Big Bad Wolf
00:25:44The Big Bad Wolf
00:25:46The Big Bad Wolf
00:25:48The Big Bad Wolf
00:25:50Oh, my God.
00:26:20Oh, my God.
00:26:50Oh, my God.
00:27:20Oh, my God.
00:27:50Oh, my God.
00:28:20Oh, my God.
00:28:50Oh, my God.
00:29:20Oh, my God.
00:29:50Oh, my God.
00:30:20Oh, my God.
00:30:50Oh, my God.
00:31:20Oh, my God.
00:31:50Oh, my God.
00:32:20Oh, my God.
00:32:50Oh, my God.
00:33:20Oh, my God.
00:33:50Oh, my God.
00:34:20Oh, my God.
00:34:50Oh, my God.
00:35:20Oh, my God.
00:35:50Oh, my God.
00:36:20Oh, my God.
00:36:50Oh, my God.
00:37:19Oh, my God.
00:37:49Oh, my God.
00:38:19Oh, my God.
00:38:49Oh, my God.
00:39:19Oh, my God.
00:39:49Oh, my God.
00:40:19Oh, my God.
00:40:49Oh, my God.
00:41:19Oh, my God.
00:41:49Oh, my God.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:49Oh, my God.
00:43:19Oh, my God.
00:43:49Oh, my God.
00:44:19Oh, my God.
00:44:49Oh, my God.
00:45:19Oh, my God.
00:45:49Oh, my God.
00:46:19Oh, my God.
00:46:49Oh, my God.
00:47:19Oh, my God.
00:47:49Oh, my God.
00:48:19Oh, my God.
00:48:49Oh, my God.
00:49:19Oh, my God.
00:49:49Oh, my God.
00:50:19Oh, my God.
00:50:49Oh, my God.
00:51:19Oh, my God.
00:51:49Oh, my God.
00:52:19Oh, my God.
00:52:49Oh, my God.
00:53:19Oh, my God.
00:53:49Oh, my God.
00:54:19Oh, my God.
00:54:49Oh, my God.
00:55:19Oh, my God.
00:55:49Oh, my God.
00:56:19Oh, my God.
00:56:49Oh, my God.
00:57:19Oh, my God.
00:57:49Oh, my God.
00:58:19Oh, my God.
00:58:49Oh, my God.
00:59:19Oh, my God.
00:59:49Oh, my God.