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  • 5/11/2025
Always wanted to visit Malaysia

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00:00Um, where are you from?
00:02Uh, Malaysia.
00:04Oh my god, I've always wanted to go to Asia.
00:07Yeah, it's nice.
00:08What's Malaysia like?
00:09It's hot, but we got good food.
00:10Yeah, I bet it's hard without air conditioning and all.
00:13Is electricity common in tree houses, or do you just live out the jungle?
00:17Yeah, in fact, we live so close to nature that we use banana leaf for toilet paper.
00:22We are still buttering, you know, one cow for one wife, three if you are a chief's doctor.
00:26After we eat the fish, we use the fish bone to comb our hair.
00:29No way!
00:30Yeah, and to cool ourselves down, we just swing our arms very fast to make wind, huh?
00:34Incredible!
00:35Once in a red moon, we make a blood sacrifice to the mountain gods by slaughtering a yellow-haired virgin.
00:42Are you a virgin?
00:43No.

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