California King 2025 Comedy Crime Movie
Title: California King
Release Year: 2025
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Runtime: 86 minutes
Perry, a mattress store manager, hatches a wild plan to impress the girl of his dreams. However, his efforts go off the rails when his fake kidnapping of her brother gets more complicated than he expected ,
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Title: California King
Release Year: 2025
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Runtime: 86 minutes
Perry, a mattress store manager, hatches a wild plan to impress the girl of his dreams. However, his efforts go off the rails when his fake kidnapping of her brother gets more complicated than he expected ,
Availability
You can find more information about California King on IMDb or watch it on Lookmovie.
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00:00:00You
00:00:23Back the fuck up get out of here
00:00:26Lock the door lock the door lock the door. What the hell are you fuckers doing on private property?
00:00:38I don't take kindly to strangers
00:00:41Especially those who don't respect a man's lawn. Yeah, thank you for the identification
00:00:46Why don't a gun look like right over here this long
00:00:51That's that one
00:00:55Get us out of here
00:01:18Oh
00:01:20I saw a kitty cat chase a psychedelic rat
00:01:29We pulled black back, called me, he caught our back
00:01:32He started bleeding shades of purple on the pavement
00:01:35Explaining the awakening was so close he could taste it
00:01:39To ease my mind I put on 1992 cartoons
00:01:42And then a wrinkled man he popped up with some breaking news
00:01:45He started screaming as he pointed at the sky
00:01:47Oh my, oh my, I think we're all about to die
00:01:50I'm gonna die
00:01:56Well, I guess I'm gonna die too young
00:02:00You're late Wyatt
00:02:04Sorry
00:02:06Who's the help first?
00:02:07It's the principle of it
00:02:09Oh, true
00:02:10Didn't you pay attention to my business fundamental seminars?
00:02:12Not even a little bit
00:02:13Well, Cliff Notes
00:02:14Show up on time and don't make a mess
00:02:16It's kind of hard to get around ever since I had to sell my bike, you know?
00:02:19Maybe if I didn't have to walk everywhere
00:02:20I don't know
00:02:21I don't know, maybe I wouldn't be so late
00:02:22Listen, for the last time I'm not loaning you any more money
00:02:24Get off the bed, come on
00:02:25Jeez
00:02:26Things have just been a little tight
00:02:27Ever since my window caulking venture went belly up
00:02:28Window caulking?
00:02:29You really didn't see that coming?
00:02:30You gotta take risks as an entrepreneur, you know this person
00:02:31Get off the new Serapina Pearl
00:02:32I'm just looking out for you
00:02:33I know you got all that cash saved up
00:02:34You need a plan in life
00:02:35If I can't do anything
00:02:36I can't do anything
00:02:37I can't do anything
00:02:38I can't do anything
00:02:39I can't do anything
00:02:40I can't do anything
00:02:41I can't do anything
00:02:42I can't do anything
00:02:43I can't do anything
00:02:44I can't do anything
00:02:49If they don't keep loaning you the money
00:02:50He'll never learn to be financially responsible
00:02:51Yeah, but I'm okay with that
00:02:54Hello, Mr. Duvernay
00:02:55How are you?
00:02:56You're being a real dick, you know?
00:02:58I mean your best friend's in real trouble here
00:03:02Well, what is that?
00:03:04Bruce Duvernay
00:03:05No, behind her
00:03:09Honestly, this is a vibe
00:03:12A vibe?
00:03:13Yeah, the vibe is graffiti and vandalism
00:03:16It's art, that's what it is
00:03:18art this is hot stuff no it needs to be gone by the end of the day i'll clean it out for three
00:03:23grand how about that for three grand you'll clean it off you work you'll clean off for free
00:03:27may 5th 2022 third case of destruction in the last 28 days
00:03:32what was that for the record record of what just the record god jesus christ how do you expect to
00:03:43do any business with this pornography emblazoned on the store i'm deeply offended flip them i need
00:03:52to go down to the station give martin a piece of my mind this is just out of hand don't know yelp
00:03:58all right i'm leaving
00:03:58i guess i'm gonna die too young too young i guess i'm gonna die too young too young
00:04:10they keep on telling me they keep on telling me i guess i'm gonna die too young
00:04:19too young
00:04:23are you sure this is the right thing
00:04:31they started reading out the book of revelations proclaiming that some superman is gonna come and
00:04:37save them to ease my mind i started smoking urban drinking booze and then a record man he popped
00:04:42back on the breaking well he started laughing as he hung his head inside
00:04:46hello martin oh you're not martin martin
00:04:53remember shit's name whatever it is i don't care who are you lieutenant layla ford we spoke on the
00:05:00phone sir i'm the lateral transfer from columbus all right new girl gotta go drum bus
00:05:07you really shouldn't be waving your gun around inside like a fool okay
00:05:17never let's go i need a refresher on gun safety
00:05:20maybe martin can we really talk about this graffiti situation
00:05:24denver said he would handle it it's not being handled absolutely
00:05:27i guess the drug bust that we've been playing for eight months is just gonna have to wait
00:05:30okay am i coming didn't you just hear it's a graffiti artist on the loose welcome to nice
00:05:39that was a niece nope that's the french one
00:05:48i mean just like the colors and everything are just so beautiful you guys remember seeing any
00:05:54suspicious figures hanging around you'd be nothing than this guy hey i'm not
00:06:04for
00:06:12me
00:06:14i'm
00:06:17get back
00:06:18cocky
00:06:18suck
00:06:18all the
00:06:31I'm good, I'm weird, yep looks like Lynette could use some help
00:06:42So, how are things going with um...
00:06:50Denver?
00:06:51Dumped his ass, he's a dick.
00:06:53Deputy douchebag.
00:06:54Gotta shed that toxic energy, you know.
00:06:56I know what you mean.
00:06:57Take a ton of vitamin C.
00:06:59How's it going with that tire?
00:07:02Almost done.
00:07:03Just a little more of this.
00:07:04Let's dedicate three albums, not songs, albums, to a deserted island.
00:07:09Which albums would they be?
00:07:10How about I call it Toastrack?
00:07:11You know, he's a dick, but Denver's pretty good with flats.
00:07:14I could just...
00:07:15No, Denver's not good with flats.
00:07:16I'm great with flats.
00:07:17Don't worry.
00:07:18I really got it.
00:07:19Yeah, it's really not a big deal.
00:07:20I could get him over here.
00:07:21I feel like you're panicking.
00:07:22The new Kanye, there's too many antics.
00:07:24Look, I really appreciate this, Perry.
00:07:26But, um, I look pretty good today, so I'm just gonna call him.
00:07:29No, don't call him.
00:07:30Don't worry.
00:07:31I got it.
00:07:32Why am I even on a deserted island now?
00:07:35Almost.
00:07:37It's not like I have money to travel.
00:07:39Oh my God.
00:07:40Fucking God.
00:07:41There.
00:07:49Nice.
00:07:50See?
00:07:51Uh-oh.
00:07:52Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:07:53Come on, Perry.
00:07:54Ladies and gentlemen, Perry Thurps.
00:07:58All right.
00:07:59They should be coming from the...
00:08:00From the south?
00:08:01Oh.
00:08:02Now I'm in Arizona.
00:08:03Did you say Arizona?
00:08:04No, I didn't say Arizona.
00:08:05Routing to Arizona.
00:08:06Oh, no, don't route me anywhere, you piece of shit.
00:08:07Why is it doing this?
00:08:08Got it hooked up to Bluetooth, sir.
00:08:09Fuck Bluetooth.
00:08:10Default setting.
00:08:11Oh!
00:08:12Oh!
00:08:13There!
00:08:14There!
00:08:15There!
00:08:16There!
00:08:17Bank in West.
00:08:18Goes down.
00:08:19Drive.
00:08:20Drive.
00:08:21Whoa!
00:08:22Sheriff Mark Mills, all precincts, be advised that the drop is happening near the open lot
00:08:26near Harbor Land.
00:08:27I'm in Arizona.
00:08:28No, I'm in Arizona.
00:08:29Did you say Arizona?
00:08:30No, I didn't say Arizona.
00:08:31Routing to Arizona.
00:08:32Oh, no, don't route me anywhere, you piece of shit.
00:08:33Why is it doing this?
00:08:34Got it hooked up to Bluetooth, sir.
00:08:35Clock Bluetooth.
00:08:36Default setting.
00:08:37Oh!
00:08:38Oh!
00:08:39There!
00:08:40There!
00:08:41There!
00:08:42There!
00:08:43You're stopping near the open lot near Harbor Lane.
00:08:46Yeah, this is Cal from Lakeport.
00:08:48This another Z.
00:08:49Roll out.
00:08:5010-4.
00:08:51We got a good tip.
00:08:52Yeah, this is Tyler's over at Harvin Springs.
00:08:55Johnson over here is known to have a good tip, too.
00:08:58All right, well, fuck you guys.
00:09:00Sheriff.
00:09:01It's all right, just drive.
00:09:02No, no.
00:09:03Sheriff.
00:09:04You did not land it.
00:09:07Fuck!
00:09:0810 years chasing this fucking guy.
00:09:12What am I missing?
00:09:38There's two types of people in this world.
00:09:53The doers.
00:09:55And the watchers.
00:09:58And the fuckers like us who take their shit while they're doing and watching.
00:10:03Genius, boss.
00:10:04Absolute genius.
00:10:05Your brother's a genius.
00:10:06Can you just land this thing?
00:10:07You know, it takes a little more finesse than that.
00:10:12Brother.
00:10:13Uh-uh.
00:10:14Take it.
00:10:15Take it.
00:10:16Whoa!
00:10:17Someone, please tell me that wasn't my 20 grand worth of oxy that just splashed down
00:10:40in the fucking lake.
00:10:42Uh-uh.
00:10:43Okay.
00:10:44Uh-uh.
00:10:45We might not have much to talk about otherwise.
00:10:49Oh, shit.
00:10:50Hey, boss.
00:10:51Someone's going in that lake to get my pills.
00:11:07Oh, what the fuck?
00:11:08Oh, shit.
00:11:09Didn't think you'd float.
00:11:21Really?
00:11:22The coupons?
00:11:23Not like we're getting used.
00:11:24Yeah, but they're not even soaking anything up.
00:11:25You're just moving them.
00:11:26Oh, shit.
00:11:27Oh, shit.
00:11:28Oh, shit.
00:11:29Oh, shit.
00:11:30Oh, shit.
00:11:31Didn't think you'd float.
00:11:32Oh, shit.
00:11:33Oh, shit.
00:11:34Didn't think you'd float.
00:11:35Yeah, but they're not even soaking anything up.
00:11:36You're just moving moisture around everywhere.
00:11:38It's like...
00:11:39I think that says more about the quality of the coupons you got than my strategy.
00:11:42Does it?
00:11:43Yeah.
00:11:44Well, I don't think so.
00:11:46Don't do it.
00:11:55Hey, boys.
00:11:56Um, hey, could you help my brother get something from my car for me?
00:12:00Why can't he do it?
00:12:03Go.
00:12:04Why?
00:12:05Okay.
00:12:08So sorry.
00:12:09He's still in training.
00:12:10I have to see your car's all fixed and stuff.
00:12:12Oh, no.
00:12:13It's all good.
00:12:14It was nothing.
00:12:15I, um, I was actually hoping that I could, uh, return that guy.
00:12:21Wyatt?
00:12:22Wyatt?
00:12:23Yeah.
00:12:24I wish I had a receipt for him, too.
00:12:25That's funny.
00:12:28Hey, Ryker.
00:12:29Good to see you.
00:12:30How's, uh, school been?
00:12:31Uh, you...
00:12:32You can't return a used mattress.
00:12:34That stains all over it.
00:12:35Yeah, there's actually more back there.
00:12:41Yeah, I don't know if I can really give you a refund for that because it's, like, used.
00:12:44Yeah, um, I'm actually moving.
00:12:48I don't really want to deal with lugging that big thing around.
00:12:51Could you really use the cash, too?
00:12:53Hey!
00:12:54What the fuck is this?
00:12:55We don't even sell these.
00:13:01You're moving?
00:13:02Yeah.
00:13:03Just gave my two weeks' notice at the restaurant.
00:13:04It's been hard here, you know?
00:13:05Now, after Denver and Ryker leaving for school next year, there's just nothing really keeping me here.
00:13:10And I just want something...
00:13:12Ugh, I don't know, just something, I guess, you know?
00:13:16It's just...
00:13:17I gotta be able to go where the current's flowing, and they're flowing through nice California.
00:13:20I could tell you that much.
00:13:21That's a nice spiel.
00:13:22Harry, you're not actually considering taking this, are you?
00:13:25Hey, I'm not taking this shit back to the truck.
00:13:27Where are you gonna go?
00:13:28Just gotta go south.
00:13:29San Diego.
00:13:31Oh, shit.
00:13:33San Diego.
00:13:34San Diego.
00:13:41San Diego?
00:13:42Greener grass, so I've heard.
00:13:44San Diego.
00:13:45Lynette, let's go.
00:13:47Get outta here.
00:13:48Yeah, I'll be right there in one sec, Reich.
00:13:49You wanna count that, or...
00:13:52You are the best, Perry.
00:13:55Oh, hey, we're having a little going away party at the Leaky Tiki tonight.
00:14:00You guys should come by.
00:14:03Hey, buddy.
00:14:06That nightstand has three legs.
00:14:10Hi, Perry!
00:14:11Yeah, I'll get that, don't worry.
00:14:13I'm actually moving.
00:14:14Moving?
00:14:32There's just nothing really keeping me here.
00:14:40You got it done, Perry.
00:14:41Now or never.
00:14:42Go!
00:14:44Go!
00:14:45Go!
00:14:46Go!
00:14:47Go!
00:14:48Go!
00:14:49Go!
00:14:50Go!
00:14:51Go!
00:14:52Go!
00:14:53Go!
00:14:54Go!
00:14:56Go!
00:14:57Go!
00:14:58Go!
00:14:59Go!
00:15:00Go!
00:15:01That's my best friend, dude.
00:15:02Right there.
00:15:03That's my best friend.
00:15:04Yeah!
00:15:06All right, fuck you guys, man.
00:15:09Honestly, your best friend's hugging chicks, dude.
00:15:11That's my guy!
00:15:12Go!
00:15:13Go!
00:15:14Go!
00:15:15Go!
00:15:20Hey!
00:15:21You're doing it again.
00:15:22Go!
00:15:23Go!
00:15:24Go!
00:15:25Go!
00:15:26Go!
00:15:27Go!
00:15:28Go!
00:15:29Go!
00:15:34You know me why.
00:15:35I've always had a master plan.
00:15:37Saving up money to buy the store.
00:15:40Get a little house on the lake with Lynette.
00:15:42A little Scottish cherry named Alfie.
00:15:43Taken, Tony.
00:15:44It's P.O.
00:15:45Oh, really?
00:15:47How many people are there?
00:15:48Be precise.
00:15:49Oh, my God.
00:15:51What a great movie.
00:15:52Show me.
00:15:53Asking on a date is out of the question, or...?
00:15:56That's just not urgent enough.
00:15:58I need something big, like...
00:16:00Like what?
00:16:02I'm still in the ideation phase.
00:16:03What's after the ideation phase?
00:16:04Refined and prototype.
00:16:06You don't listen to any of my seminars, do you?
00:16:08Not even a little bit.
00:16:11Oh, shit.
00:16:19The power, too?
00:16:21Must be the whole street.
00:16:25Oh, just me.
00:16:26Cool.
00:16:27See Liam Neeson, like, dude.
00:16:29Saving his daughter?
00:16:30What a hero.
00:16:32That's what I need to be like.
00:16:34Be on some Liam Neeson shit and save her cat or something.
00:16:40Night in shining armor.
00:16:44But if you don't...
00:16:47I think I got an idea.
00:16:49Sweet.
00:16:50And I will kill you.
00:16:54Good luck.
00:16:55Oh, Perry.
00:16:56Hey.
00:16:57So, listen.
00:16:58The plan.
00:16:59Here's what I'm thinking.
00:17:00What are you doing?
00:17:01Oh, I just felt like it should reach its full potential before I scrape the whole thing down.
00:17:08Full potential?
00:17:09You're just making it worse.
00:17:10Well, sometimes things gotta get worse before they can get better.
00:17:13That's what they say.
00:17:14No.
00:17:15That's cancer, not graffiti.
00:17:16Please put the paint down.
00:17:17Fine.
00:17:18But listen.
00:17:19The plan.
00:17:20People love heroes.
00:17:21Right?
00:17:22I'm lost.
00:17:23Lynette.
00:17:24You said it yourself.
00:17:25You gotta, like, save her cat from a tree or something like that.
00:17:29But what does Lynette love more than anything else in the world?
00:17:36Her brother.
00:17:38Riker.
00:17:39Visualization.
00:17:40Nice.
00:17:41You need to save her little brother.
00:17:42You save him.
00:17:43You're a hero.
00:17:44You keep saying save, but he doesn't need saving, so...
00:17:45You manifest what you want in this world.
00:17:46Isn't that one of your dumb, stupid sayings?
00:17:47Close.
00:17:48You manifest your destiny through your energy.
00:17:49Hold on, shut up.
00:17:50You kidnap him.
00:17:51Just, like, just, temporary.
00:17:52What?!
00:17:53Okay?
00:17:54And then you save him.
00:17:55Liam Neeson-style motherfucker.
00:17:56Yo, you're actually crazy.
00:17:57You're insane.
00:17:58Why would I ever listen to you?
00:17:59You're trying to take me to jail for kidnapping some 17-year-old kid?
00:18:01Do you want the girl or not?
00:18:02I want the woman!
00:18:03But yes, semantics.
00:18:04But we live in a society with rules.
00:18:05We're not orangutans.
00:18:06We're not orangutans.
00:18:07We're not orangutans.
00:18:08We're not orangutans.
00:18:09We're not orangutans.
00:18:10We're not orangutans.
00:18:11We're not orangutans.
00:18:12No.
00:18:13to you you're trying to take me to jail for kidnapping some 17 year old kid do you want
00:18:18the girl or not i want the woman but yes semantics but we live in a society with rules
00:18:25we're not orangutans you got any better ideas
00:18:39so let me get this straight someone's gonna kidnap me lock me up somewhere to keep me hidden
00:19:00then this dildo is gonna come save me and my sister
00:19:05approximately i guess why do we have to be so crass about it look we'll make it worth your while
00:19:13is this a beauty rest 600 not now please i mean the cooling technology on this thing is pedestrian at
00:19:18best the pocketed coil count is just disrespectful the certicope in collection dude sleep stop you'll
00:19:25get used to it what's in it for me
00:19:30i am willing to offer you 50
00:19:37dollars hard cash and the knowledge that you helped true love find its course no i want your
00:19:45car my rabbit yeah your car dude no no no change here let me handle this let me handle this don't
00:19:52talk to him i'll talk to him that can be arranged wait no no no no it cannot be arranged listen i don't
00:19:59have a lot to offer you but i promise i'll treat your sister right listen dude i don't give a
00:20:04fuck how you treat my sister whoa it's the car no deal
00:20:11fine we'll do a timeshare 60 40 split no smoking in the vehicle deal done
00:20:19okay well looks like my work here is done you two have a great time all right whoa what do you mean
00:20:27you two no no us three oh i can't do this without you i really can't i'm on parole what you've never
00:20:33been to one um two what the are you still doing in my room all right we're leaving oh uh fyi dude
00:20:39kind of overkill you know what do you think a girl's gonna come in here for the first time and go oh my
00:20:44god fucking guns oh i love tupac's law iridescent lamborghini get me a sham wow i'm soaked
00:20:52fuck me now come on dude get real switch up the decor jesus christ yeah you know what it looks like
00:20:59it looks like you went on google images and typed in douchebag stuff and then just
00:21:03fucking printed it out like you just got a colored printer or something i mean it's ridiculous dude come
00:21:08on yeah oh you know what never mind never mind dude i didn't even see this holy that's sick dude
00:21:18i take back everything holy yeah you are sick yeah
00:21:22have i hit the third crack yet i don't know why well first crack good and well second crack jail
00:21:36sale what is that what are you doing what do you what i mean it's a rhyme so that i don't go to jail
00:21:40what do you mean if i hit the third crack it means the camera can see me
00:21:42let's back the car up don't do that again
00:21:50jesus christ those are his friends yeah we need witnesses it's essential to a plan
00:21:57you couldn't find any witnesses that aren't fucking training for the iron man
00:22:01he's literally bench pressing right now well then he'll be tired so you ready
00:22:06who's this guy i don't fucking know why are you skipping away like that
00:22:26oh
00:22:36look no no no no no no i panicked evidently you did big old baby i'm not gonna get out of the car
00:23:06oh
00:23:09hi ma'am i was hoping you might be able to help me out with something
00:23:16ma'am
00:23:19ma'am
00:23:24was i out yes ma'am for how long how would i know that you gotta want to be in my house
00:23:31i'm not in your house am i in my house also no
00:23:38well then uh we got dish towels uh five for a dollar can i interest you no
00:23:43fuck
00:23:45okay i need a favor a list of patrons that have bought a significant amount of paint in recent weeks
00:23:51there's a mural painted on the mattress king that one uh yeah that's the one if i could just get some names
00:24:00okay just had this prepared if i were you and i'm not but if i were i'd start right there
00:24:06riker gene little troublemaker he is always scheming how do you know all this dollar store
00:24:15i'm not sure what that means but thanks
00:24:25excuse me oh jesus where the hell did you come from
00:24:29aisle two there's a second aisle we want to buy these all right we've got a special on dish towels no thanks
00:24:38son of a bitch
00:24:56nice
00:24:58like my oxy is a fucking iphone
00:25:06whose idea was this uh not me boss if it wasn't me i never had an idea before in my entire life
00:25:12you know me i don't care who it was it was rhetorical someone needs to come up with a plan
00:25:20to get my money before i lose my i think we already established that it's not gonna be me
00:25:28i got a plan
00:25:39nobody
00:25:42anybody at all
00:25:43i know you heard me nobody's got a plan
00:25:50okay sis we'll go with your plan
00:25:56desperate times
00:26:15snow patrol what if this is all the love i ever get
00:26:18the love I ever get phase two weaponizing their 17 you didn't feel that kid's punch
00:26:47you should have headbutted him headbutt yeah it's an underrated move it was five feet away there
00:26:52was no way I could execute that jumped into it done a jumping headbutt like a like a fucking
00:26:57narwhal I don't think I'm that athletic which is why I brought this Jesus dude isn't that your
00:27:03grandpa's shillelagh yes element of surprise what are you doing where do you keep pulling these
00:27:12things where are you getting all this stuff my pockets you don't smoke well I could so
00:27:18this thing is too complicated getting out of the car this time right
00:27:27are you fucking serious what the fuck are you doing what the fuck out the car you want to do this right now
00:27:44right now okay all right oh maybe don't watch over there no you're gonna watch right here
00:27:50I think we lost the element of surprise this baby can't help out the smoke yeah what the fuck's up
00:28:07pussy fucking bitch oh my god I'm so sorry I never should have weaponized
00:28:13pussy this guy's fucking assassin oh nice we did it fuck yeah we did it dude
00:28:39what are you doing stop it it's a concussion test hey can you do that shit for me I got hit with a
00:28:54fucking stick you got hit with a shillelagh yeah I definitely have a concussion okay this is worth
00:29:00yeah and I definitely get the rabbit on the weekends now no no no I'm not entertaining you do you
00:29:07I don't know what this music you're on hey did you black out back there what no what are you
00:29:11talking about you did you blacked out shut up you little hostage ass bitch why look it's a
00:29:18perfectly normal bodily response to getting hit in the face with a car door oh bullshit it was
00:29:23after why no why no why what your nose what oh no oh my god not the receipt
00:29:31why so what's up with that shit you just pass out every time you think of your own blood
00:29:41it's called vasovagal surprised he hasn't outgrown it yet you know a lot of scientists actually think
00:29:46it's a sign of virility you know like the the next step of our evolutionary chain or whatever
00:29:52yeah that's bullshit really not a big deal rarely happens and uh you know gotten pretty good at not
00:29:59thinking about it beginning to understand why his head's so fucked up
00:30:10oh fuck
00:30:38hi I'm looking for riker jane who lives down the hall with his sister yeah I actually was gonna call
00:31:00you guys because he was actually take it what do you mean take it some guys just took it man
00:31:07yeah these weapons clearly well trained with these particular set of skills and they just took it
00:31:14man they just took it who who took them I don't fucking know it's not like they introduced themselves
00:31:21come on
00:31:27you good
00:31:35you sure you're gonna be okay in here
00:31:42well I mean it's gotta look like I'm hidden right
00:31:45not a lot of hiding places and nice
00:31:47why is that a king coil croft euro top yeah 2014 model why
00:31:54I said a quality mattress oh my god we kidnapped the kid it's not like we're gonna fuck him
00:31:59where'd you even find that thing I don't know anybody that sells that within 10 miles of this place
00:32:02you said don't get anything from the store okay this was the best they could do on short notice
00:32:06it's used where'd you even get it fuckers no HBO we agreed no premium channels section 3a tv will include basic cable no premium channels or add-ons
00:32:15holy shit dude does that thing ever run out of tape bluetooth automatically connects to the cloud
00:32:21well I'll be seeing you
00:32:36hey I got you that lock for Christmas knew it would come in handy thanks again man hey I can't take all the credit you are paying me three grand
00:32:44I'm paying you 50 bucks
00:32:46ah semantics
00:32:48isn't that right
00:32:50semantics
00:32:52I feel like there's a c in this
00:32:54is it schemantics
00:32:55you're overthinking
00:32:56you're under thinking
00:32:57dude it does not fucking matter
00:32:59what kind of mattress
00:33:00he's lying on
00:33:01oh fuck she's gonna perish
00:33:03she must know she's onto us
00:33:04fuck
00:33:05cool
00:33:07cool
00:33:09hello lieutenant what an amazing surprise
00:33:12how's your investigation going
00:33:14narrowing down on suspects
00:33:15is there any reason the two of you might have any problems with the Riker gene
00:33:18oh fuck
00:33:19oh fuck what
00:33:20oh fuck that's the next brother
00:33:22that's the next brother
00:33:23no you mean the girl that you were slapping over
00:33:25you objected his obsession
00:33:26okay no no we're friends old childhood friends
00:33:29and are you two friends with her brother
00:33:31well friends is
00:33:33is a strong way to put it
00:33:34yes
00:33:35I'd say we're more acquaintance
00:33:36yeah
00:33:37well
00:33:38friends on the acquaintance spectrum
00:33:3960-40
00:33:40yeah
00:33:41on the friend acquaintance
00:33:42if I had to put a number on it
00:33:43yeah
00:33:44numbers
00:33:45that's what I
00:33:46and numbers don't lie
00:33:4760-40
00:33:4860-40
00:33:4960-40 huh
00:33:50yes
00:33:51approximately
00:33:52yes right
00:33:53ish
00:33:54do you know where he is?
00:33:55can't seem to find him anywhere
00:33:56so that's reserved for people more on the
00:33:5770-30
00:33:58and we're not there yet
00:33:59there?
00:34:00we're not quite there yet
00:34:01after a few more hangs maybe
00:34:02but not right now
00:34:03right
00:34:04haven't gotten that bump yet
00:34:05right
00:34:06well
00:34:07if you hear from him why don't you just let me know
00:34:09of course
00:34:10righto
00:34:11let me do the first call
00:34:12righto yeah that's righto
00:34:13righto
00:34:14righto yeah
00:34:15looks like you got something stuck in your car here
00:34:17just do them apart
00:34:18no
00:34:19littering is illegal
00:34:21littering is illegal
00:34:22yeah you'd better
00:34:23have a good day officer
00:34:25oh
00:34:27am i gonna feel it
00:34:29i just want it
00:34:47well it looks like you and i are at log heads there miss
00:34:50officer
00:34:51yes officer
00:34:52it's a matter of public security
00:34:54security well i realize that miss officer but the moment i open those gates to any matter of
00:35:02public security is the moment that i begin to lose my integrity for being a gatekeeper
00:35:09now you understand that i could have you arrested for obstruction of justice i said to you that i'd
00:35:13be more than happy to escort you around the property if you just present me with a judicially
00:35:19signed warrant now you do understand that don't you darling oh don't call me darling don't call
00:35:24me a liar i never called you a liar well it wasn't a liar you were inferring you mean implying well
00:35:30maybe it was more insinuating you calling me a liar i have no idea what i'm calling you i'm confused
00:35:38just tell me if this unit belongs to the guys at the mattress king perry and the other guy
00:35:42because if it does then i know that you know that those guys got you drowning chin deep in a mess of
00:35:51all that you don't know you know what i mean yeah i know what you mean it's theirs dude why do you
00:36:05always have to stop like that make the call you make the call but that knows our voice too well
00:36:13that's just not true yes it is super bad really you don't think this is sketchy enough as it is
00:36:17i don't want my fingers to call me really the coupons i'm on the phone
00:36:23hello is this lynette jesus who's asking sister reicher jean i said who's asking daughter of
00:36:39what's your dad's name daughter of our lord and savior jesus christ yeah this is she we have your brother
00:36:48you kidnapped him he's safe for now but we're gonna need ten thousand dollars in unmarked bills
00:37:04by friday at noon
00:37:10and you better not contact the authorities especially your stupid little boy toy
00:37:16or else the kid fucking gets it yeah and it's not gonna be quick it's gonna be painful
00:37:29you're gonna watch the whole time and then you know what you're next
00:37:39who's that you took that so serious hey you mess with the bulldog you even get some slobber on your toes
00:37:46you're so gross i just got spit all over me
00:37:52slobber
00:38:01smells
00:38:03we just sat down
00:38:05i'm gonna need you to call the judge i really don't have time for graffiti case form
00:38:10it's bigger than that but there's more graffiti
00:38:11i meant it's bigger than just graffiti you've got to trust me on that look parry and that other
00:38:15mattress floor are acting all kinky i got blood on this fucking receipt and some kid who was a
00:38:18prime suspect has just disappeared into thin air who disappeared i'm lost riker jean but lynette's
00:38:25brother no he's awol all the time saves a friend's houses it's really not a big deal
00:38:28you're nice forbes idiot spray walls you've investigated write it up follow the way yeah don't go crazy over it
00:38:40that's supposed to mean
00:38:43just a joke
00:38:44you don't know about me whatever you googled or heard whatever you know i arrested that kid
00:38:55three times for driving under the influence i threw the entitled little prick in jail where
00:39:00he stayed all of 37 minutes so yeah i may have had some choice words with the councilman and it
00:39:06may have gotten caught on tape and there's some discrepancy over whether or not it involved pepper
00:39:10spray sue me by the way the little asshole drove drunk again put an 89 year old grandma in the hospital
00:39:19so no i won't just write it up you can either help me or get the out my way
00:39:29forbes
00:39:32what do you need
00:39:33let me get this straight so your plan was to rob
00:39:45a dollar store
00:39:48i don't suppose y'all are here to inquire about our three for two special on novelty coasters
00:39:53do you know how many items they would have had to sell
00:40:04for there to be that much in the fucking till
00:40:07you know how many did you get
00:40:16hey at least i tried jesus christ you tried
00:40:36i'm out twenty thousand dollars but thank god you tried you know what that's how we'll pay the
00:40:43supplier hey sorry we don't have your money but what i do have is a big steaming piss pot full of my
00:40:52sister's sincere fucking efforts so we're good then right
00:41:00okay
00:41:04anyone else have any comments
00:41:08again step away from the idiot
00:41:13he does not deserve your comfort i'm the one who's out twenty thousand dollars
00:41:16Don't. You. Dare.
00:41:28Can somebody help me up?
00:41:30Oh, I can't feel my left arm.
00:41:33Brenda. Come on, Brenda.
00:41:37Just bring me a bandit or a fuckin' napkin.
00:41:40It's a good thing.
00:41:43I've already put another plan into motion.
00:41:45Hey, down here, guys. Down here.
00:41:48Somebody patch him up.
00:41:50Oh, please. Thank you.
00:41:51Everybody else?
00:41:53Stop fucking up!
00:41:55Just give me one, one minute, please.
00:42:08Lynette.
00:42:09Oh!
00:42:13Uh, are you okay?
00:42:14Yeah.
00:42:15What's wrong?
00:42:16Nothing.
00:42:17I'm good.
00:42:19Anything I can help with?
00:42:21Anything I can help with?
00:42:36Somebody took Riker.
00:42:38And they said not to go to the police.
00:42:42Don't worry.
00:42:43Don't worry.
00:42:44I'll take care of it.
00:42:47I mean, I couldn't possibly have enough information to keep going.
00:42:52I, um...
00:42:54I thought it was a prank at first, right?
00:42:56But I-I've called and texted.
00:42:59He ditches sometimes, but he always texts.
00:43:03And I want a ton of money to get him back.
00:43:06I can't even go to Denver.
00:43:08Like...
00:43:09I don't know.
00:43:10Who would do something like this?
00:43:12Well, I mean, now that I have enough information, I'll take care of it.
00:43:24You?
00:43:25Yeah.
00:43:26Me.
00:43:30I have my ways.
00:43:34I'll have him home by dinner tomorrow.
00:43:36Promise.
00:43:37You're a good guy, Harry Phillips.
00:43:59I know I don't say this a lot, but...
00:44:07For real.
00:44:08Of course.
00:44:15Um...
00:44:18What the fuck?
00:44:20What the fuck?
00:44:22What the fuck?
00:44:24What the fuck?
00:44:25What the fuck?
00:44:26Where'd he go?
00:44:29Are you fucking kidding me?
00:44:30Well, this is just great.
00:44:32This is just superb.
00:44:33Fantastic.
00:44:34He didn't just, you know, walk out of here.
00:44:37No shit, Wyatt.
00:44:38He didn't just walk out of here.
00:44:39It was a lot bigger.
00:44:40Okay, process of elimination.
00:44:41All right?
00:44:43Well, he's not gonna be under that pillow.
00:44:44What did I just say?
00:44:45Process of elimination.
00:44:47Okay?
00:44:48He didn't just vanish into thin air.
00:44:50Probably.
00:44:51Wyatt.
00:44:52There's no back door, so that's off the table.
00:44:53What is that?
00:44:54Wyatt!
00:44:55Look, just because it's not your process,
00:44:56doesn't mean it doesn't have its own marriage.
00:44:57Shut up, Wyatt!
00:44:59Who is that?
00:45:00Um...
00:45:06Hi.
00:45:07Who are you?
00:45:08Get on.
00:45:09Uh, oh, no.
00:45:10I'd rather not.
00:45:12Yeah, plus I have this drink,
00:45:13and I don't see a cup holder.
00:45:14I said get on.
00:45:17Yeah, of course.
00:45:18Cool.
00:45:19Sounds good.
00:45:21You too, bitch boy.
00:45:22Just grab my jacket.
00:45:23That's it.
00:45:24Don't you dare put a foot in that car.
00:45:25Well, I'm gonna just put my hand in that...
00:45:26If you put your second hand...
00:45:27Get up!
00:45:29Wyatt, get in the car!
00:45:30Don't you dare get off this bike.
00:45:31He's in the fucking car!
00:45:34Shit.
00:45:35Whoa, hey!
00:45:36Get it drive away!
00:45:37Who the fuck is that?
00:45:38Where are you going now?
00:45:39Watch this maneuver.
00:45:43A maneuver.
00:45:44You call that a maneuver?
00:45:45That was a maneuver?
00:45:46It was the early makings of a maneuver,
00:45:47and then it just got cut short, okay?
00:45:48Okay.
00:45:49Back the fuck up.
00:45:50Get out of here.
00:45:52Aw, crap!
00:45:53Open the maneuver.
00:45:54Fuck.
00:45:55Lock the door!
00:45:56Lock the door!
00:45:57Lock the door!
00:45:58Oh, great.
00:45:59Now he can.
00:46:00Oh, my God.
00:46:01Open this door.
00:46:02It was an accident back there.
00:46:03We didn't mean to...
00:46:04Oh, fuck.
00:46:05Harry, that's a gun.
00:46:06Harry, he has a gun.
00:46:07Thank you for the identification, Wyatt.
00:46:08I know what a gun looks like.
00:46:09What the hell are you fuckers doing on private property?
00:46:12Don't worry about this old man.
00:46:13I got this.
00:46:14Go back in your trailer.
00:46:16Open up!
00:46:17Wanna talk to the manager?
00:46:18I don't take kindly to strangers.
00:46:21Especially those who don't respect a man's lawn.
00:46:25Lawn.
00:46:27This one right here?
00:46:28Right over here?
00:46:29This one?
00:46:30Right here?
00:46:31Fuck!
00:46:32Oh, my God!
00:46:33Oh, my God!
00:46:34Oh, my God!
00:46:35Good thing we locked the doors, Perry.
00:46:36Number one defense against the fucking gun.
00:46:38This one won't be rubber.
00:46:44Get us out of here!
00:46:45I'm trying!
00:46:46I'm trying!
00:46:47Go!
00:46:48Go!
00:46:49Go!
00:46:50Go!
00:46:51Go!
00:46:52Oh, my God!
00:46:53Did that hurt him?
00:46:54That was a maneuver!
00:46:55That was an accident!
00:46:56You think he's dead?
00:46:57I don't know!
00:46:58I don't know!
00:46:59I don't know!
00:47:00Hit him again!
00:47:01Oh, my God!
00:47:03I'm running down!
00:47:04I'm running down!
00:47:05I'm running down!
00:47:06I don't know!
00:47:07That's what he said!
00:47:08He's dead!
00:47:09Oh, my God!
00:47:10He's not fucking invincible!
00:47:12How many times is he gonna cock that?
00:47:14I don't know!
00:47:15No!
00:47:16No!
00:47:17No!
00:47:18No!
00:47:19No!
00:47:20No!
00:47:21No!
00:47:22I'm running!
00:47:23I'm running!
00:47:24Why are you running?
00:47:25I'm running down!
00:47:26Stop crying!
00:47:27I'm running down!
00:47:28I'm running down!
00:47:29No!
00:47:30No!
00:47:31No!
00:47:32No!
00:47:33No!
00:47:34No!
00:47:35No!
00:47:36What's the plan now, genius?
00:47:45I don't have one.
00:47:46What?
00:47:47I don't have one!
00:47:48There wasn't a seminar for this?
00:47:49No.
00:47:50You say no?
00:47:51There wasn't a seminar for this!
00:47:53There must have been some detail.
00:47:54There's devils in the detail, Wyatt, and I just... I always know that there's something...
00:48:09The details, Perry!
00:48:10God damn it, man!
00:48:11You're so fucking worried about the small stuff, what every leaf on every fucking tree is doing,
00:48:17that you can't see.
00:48:18The whole fucking forest is on fire, Perry!
00:48:21We need to get rid of the car!
00:48:22My car?
00:48:23Yes!
00:48:24No!
00:48:25You just hit a guy two fucking times.
00:48:26This car ties us to the whole thing.
00:48:27We're getting rid of the car.
00:48:28It sounds easy for you!
00:48:29It's not your fucking car!
00:48:30We're getting rid of the car!
00:48:31We're getting rid of the car!
00:48:32We're getting rid of the car!
00:48:33No!
00:48:34We're getting rid of the car!
00:48:35No!
00:48:36We're getting rid of it.
00:48:38No.
00:48:39No.
00:49:01I love that car.
00:49:07I guess we probably could have just painted it, huh?
00:49:09Wait a second.
00:49:15What do you got?
00:49:20Son of a bitch.
00:49:23All right.
00:49:25What are we, uh, looking at here?
00:49:28You can zoom on this?
00:49:30We know that car.
00:49:32Yes, we do.
00:49:34You are making a strong case for...
00:49:38Deputy Lieutenant.
00:49:40Deputy Lieutenant.
00:49:41Deputy Sheriff.
00:49:43Comma Lieutenant.
00:49:44No, it sounds like a devotion.
00:49:46No, no, I was addressing you as Lieutenant.
00:49:48I know.
00:49:49Okay, now we're right back to where we started.
00:49:51Not entirely.
00:49:52Now?
00:49:53You know how to zoom.
00:49:54Oh, yeah.
00:49:55That's nice.
00:49:56Let me try.
00:49:57You can take that.
00:49:58There you go.
00:49:59I see.
00:50:00We have to go to the police.
00:50:01Yeah?
00:50:02And tell them what?
00:50:03Perry?
00:50:04Hey, so we...
00:50:05Basically, we fake kidnapped this kid, but then he actually got kidnapped.
00:50:11Oh, and then we hit this really old guy with our car like two times, and I think he might
00:50:17be dead.
00:50:18How do you think that's gonna look, Perry?
00:50:20Probably not good.
00:50:21God damn it.
00:50:22Another motorcycle?
00:50:23Where are you actually coming from?
00:50:24We need to have time to regroup.
00:50:25Just run it, I'll distract her!
00:50:55Oh, he's still alive. That's good.
00:51:07Nice salad.
00:51:08It's arugula, motherfucker.
00:51:10God, it's obviously arugula. Why would you say that?
00:51:13Where are they taking us?
00:51:15Uh, going up to the VIP?
00:51:18This is such a safety hazard.
00:51:20Hi.
00:51:23Oh.
00:51:24That's so nice.
00:51:25Is that a creepy room?
00:51:26Hey, guys.
00:51:32You know, I'll make a comment about the mattress.
00:51:34It's just a terrible mattress.
00:51:35Hey, boys are here.
00:51:39Without drugs.
00:51:40In rice.
00:51:43Fuck.
00:51:44So handsome.
00:51:54I'm going to make this quick.
00:52:01We have your little friend.
00:52:02What the hell, guys?
00:52:11This is getting kind of scary.
00:52:13Well, this wasn't a part of the plan.
00:52:15Yeah, I don't know if he's a friend.
00:52:17You know, we actually just talked about this and decided it's more of like a 60-40 friend-acquaintance split.
00:52:23Hmm.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:24So then, you wouldn't mind if we, uh, played a game with your, what was it again?
00:52:3060-40 playing.
00:52:3260-40.
00:52:33Wyatt!
00:52:33You wouldn't mind then.
00:52:34All right, stop.
00:52:39Please, please, stop.
00:52:40He's just a kid.
00:52:41Please.
00:52:42Yeah, it might not be a friend, but I could tell you it's worth something.
00:52:46You know how?
00:52:46You put that nice mattress in the storage unit.
00:52:48I told you.
00:52:49It's not a nice mattress.
00:52:50Look, I don't know what game you're in or what job you're pulling.
00:52:54I don't care.
00:52:55I really don't.
00:52:55No judgment.
00:52:56But I'm hijacking it.
00:52:58We need $20,000, and we need it by noon tomorrow.
00:53:04And I don't want to have to do this, and don't make me.
00:53:08But I will take drastic measures if I need to.
00:53:11And I will kill him, and his sister, and you, and fuck it, anyone else I want.
00:53:17Okay?
00:53:19Totally understand.
00:53:21Yeah.
00:53:22Complete absorption.
00:53:25He gets it.
00:53:25On my end.
00:53:26Did you absorb?
00:53:30Yes.
00:53:31We have to both absorb.
00:53:36Okay.
00:53:37Brenda, have Tiny take these boys home.
00:53:45So, no hard feelings?
00:53:52Are you kidding me?
00:53:53Oh, what the hell, man?
00:53:58Where are we?
00:54:03He's definitely holding a grudge.
00:54:06I mean, what the fuck kind of flowers are these, man?
00:54:09We don't have these kinds of flowers.
00:54:11They're nice.
00:54:12We must be in a whole different fucking ecosystem.
00:54:16There's no Ubers.
00:54:20There's not one fucking, do you know how far we have to be?
00:54:24But there to not be one Uber, we got to be at the end of the fucking universe, man.
00:54:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:54:29What are those?
00:54:30No fucking way.
00:54:34What a come-up.
00:54:40How do you know about Riker and the storage unit?
00:54:45And Lynette?
00:54:46Huh?
00:54:48Lynette.
00:54:48He said he killed Riker's sister.
00:54:50How do you know?
00:54:52Yeah, small town.
00:54:53Hey, so what's the plan now?
00:54:58I suck.
00:55:00What was that?
00:55:01I said I suck.
00:55:03Greed.
00:55:04I was greedy.
00:55:06I loved everything about my life, and I needed more for what?
00:55:11Whoa.
00:55:12I changed everything about myself.
00:55:14I became a criminal and, like, a con man, a liar.
00:55:18That's not me.
00:55:19I might have really put this kid in trouble, like serious danger, and now I feel terrible.
00:55:25I gotta be honest with you, I didn't catch much of that.
00:55:27There's cows.
00:55:28I said that I'm gonna get the fucking money and save that fucking kid.
00:55:36Cleared out this morning.
00:55:39You see, by whom?
00:55:40Oh, now, I don't think this here subpoena covers that sort of information.
00:55:44It does.
00:55:45Show us footage from the front gate.
00:55:47Oh, that fucking car.
00:55:51Keep going.
00:55:53Stop.
00:55:54Zoom in on that.
00:55:55You can zoom in on these things.
00:55:58Step aside.
00:55:59Yes, sir, Captain.
00:56:01It's Sheriff.
00:56:05I think that's one of Zane's guys.
00:56:08It's the description DuVernay gave us, too.
00:56:09I just realized you're supposed to take a photo of your scooter on the sidewalk now before you can end the trip.
00:56:21Boys.
00:56:21Boys.
00:56:22No!
00:56:23Fuck!
00:56:25Ted.
00:56:28Perry?
00:56:30Yes?
00:56:30Yes?
00:56:33Perry?
00:56:33Perry?
00:56:33Tell me about your storage unit.
00:56:36The one he rented three days ago.
00:56:39Mmm.
00:56:40Mmm.
00:56:40Mmm.
00:56:41Mmm.
00:56:41Mmm.
00:56:42Mmm.
00:56:42Mmm.
00:56:43Mmm.
00:56:43Mmm.
00:56:43Mmm.
00:56:44Mmm.
00:56:44It's the company's?
00:56:45Yeah.
00:56:45It's a company unit.
00:56:47Now, what does a mattress store company need a storage unit for?
00:56:50Don't they have a warehouse?
00:56:52Right?
00:56:53That's what I said.
00:56:54Yeah.
00:56:55But what Perry said was...
00:56:58Um, research.
00:57:00Testing.
00:57:01Yeah.
00:57:01Because sometimes they'll send you dirt.
00:57:04Ah.
00:57:05And you'll feel it and you'll go, I don't even know if this is Tempur-Pedic.
00:57:07Does this have to do with the graffiti case or...?
00:57:09Greg Urgene is missing.
00:57:10What?
00:57:11What?
00:57:12Are you freaking kidding me?
00:57:15You're an ex-brother.
00:57:17Don't you think it's a bit odd that as soon as I identify him as a suspect in the graffitiing
00:57:24of your store, he just... disappears?
00:57:27Yeah.
00:57:28Yeah.
00:57:29Huh?
00:57:30With a guy like Riker.
00:57:31Maybe he was stricken with guilt.
00:57:33Yeah.
00:57:34And ditched town.
00:57:35He's a wild card, that guy.
00:57:36Maybe he panicked.
00:57:37No.
00:57:38No.
00:57:39He was kidnapped.
00:57:40We have a witness and video.
00:57:42Oh, great.
00:57:43We can catch this guy.
00:57:45Yeah.
00:57:46Yeah.
00:57:47Oh.
00:57:48Took him two tries.
00:57:49Two tries?
00:57:50Hmm.
00:57:51Well, looks like that guy didn't do the job the first time.
00:57:54Yeah, looks like the other guy on the passenger seat that was with him did not help.
00:57:57Well, they probably talked beforehand.
00:57:58And they probably agreed that he was helping.
00:58:00Right, right, okay.
00:58:01Look at this.
00:58:02That looks a whole hell of a lot like the front of your VW rabbit to me.
00:58:09Yep.
00:58:10No.
00:58:11No, no.
00:58:12No.
00:58:13No.
00:58:14Okay.
00:58:15All right.
00:58:16No.
00:58:17No.
00:58:18No.
00:58:19No.
00:58:20You're right.
00:58:21No.
00:58:22No.
00:58:23No.
00:58:24No.
00:58:25No.
00:58:26No.
00:58:27No.
00:58:28No.
00:58:29No.
00:58:30No.
00:58:31No.
00:58:32No.
00:58:33No.
00:58:34I'll look into that.
00:58:38Please do.
00:58:39That's great.
00:58:40That'd be phenomenal.
00:58:42Boys.
00:58:45Sorry.
00:58:45Oh, this way.
00:58:46I thought you were going to call her that.
00:58:49Okay.
00:58:50Okay.
00:58:51Feels a little unnecessary.
00:58:53I refuse to believe you two are bad guys.
00:58:56But if I find out you two are in the middle of this,
00:58:59I'm coming after you.
00:59:04Oh, you were stone cold, man.
00:59:08That was awesome.
00:59:09I mean, we didn't look suspicious at all.
00:59:10The Denver text?
00:59:12Brilliant.
00:59:13Brilliant.
00:59:14Dude, I don't know.
00:59:16You thought about the car, I'm really still pissed off about it.
00:59:18Oh!
00:59:20Are they back?
00:59:28Oh, thank God.
00:59:30I got so worried about the breaker, obviously,
00:59:33but what about you two?
00:59:38Yeah, um, well, about...
00:59:41Have you heard anything?
00:59:44Oh, yeah.
00:59:44He's got it all under control.
00:59:47Really?
00:59:50Like I said,
00:59:51there's nothing I wouldn't do for you, Lynette.
00:59:55Really aren't my hero.
00:59:56No.
00:59:57Call me, okay?
01:00:11Call me, okay?
01:00:11No matter what we say or do.
01:00:17For since the beginning of life...
01:00:21See you tomorrow.
01:00:31Time to fuck up the drug dealers.
01:00:36Fuck any drug dealers.
01:00:40You ready for this?
01:00:42I think so, yeah.
01:00:43Oh, right.
01:00:49Sorry.
01:00:57I think we need weapons.
01:00:59Really?
01:01:05They have real ones.
01:01:08What?
01:01:08Yeah, I don't know.
01:01:09Is it real enough?
01:01:23Does it make you nervous?
01:01:24It's making you nervous.
01:01:25Yeah, it is.
01:01:26I mean, stop.
01:01:27Go and say this is our best bet.
01:01:29They always say don't bring a knife to a gunfight.
01:01:32What do they say about chilelees?
01:01:34I don't think it's ever coming out.
01:01:35Freeze!
01:01:36Harry, sorry.
01:01:37I never had this opportunity.
01:01:38Not funny.
01:01:39Maybe no weapons.
01:01:40This is our strongest defense.
01:01:42Say we walk in with an open heart,
01:01:44our hat in our hand.
01:01:45Bag of money.
01:01:46Bag of money.
01:01:48And everything should work out.
01:01:50Okay.
01:01:52But you go in first.
01:01:57This thing, please.
01:02:01Okay.
01:02:03Dun-dun-dun.
01:02:03The company of the dealers are successful for it.
01:02:05You're not going to read this whole fucking contract right now.
01:02:08Just sign it.
01:02:08Just sign it.
01:02:09Yes, guys.
01:02:09Yeah.
01:02:12Oh!
01:02:19What do you expect?
01:02:24Now?
01:02:25Go one more time around the block.
01:02:27We're early because someone had to go 90 in a 45.
01:02:30Well, if you pay attention to my symbol.
01:02:31Oh, my God.
01:02:32Enough.
01:02:32It's a...
01:02:33No, no, no, no.
01:02:34No, no, no, no.
01:02:34Nice arugula.
01:03:02You're early.
01:03:06He's early.
01:03:07I hate being late to the party.
01:03:09Hey, boss.
01:03:10You're early.
01:03:11Good job, Tani.
01:03:14Let's see it.
01:03:14I swear to God, if he brings that stick, I'm going to shove it up his fucking ass.
01:03:34It's a shillelagh.
01:03:37Dude.
01:03:37Uh, Zane?
01:03:43Is he early?
01:03:44He's early.
01:03:44What the hell's going on?
01:03:46Oh, this is going to make things very interesting.
01:03:48Wait, are you with them?
01:03:49Okay, kid.
01:03:50Don't do anything stupid.
01:03:51Put the bag down.
01:03:54Just give him the bag, Mary.
01:03:58What are you doing?
01:03:58We said no weapons.
01:03:59I'm really sorry.
01:04:00Just give Zane the bag and everything will be okay, okay?
01:04:03Okay?
01:04:03Just give him the bag.
01:04:12What the fuck is going on?
01:04:17Okay, that's enough.
01:04:19Allow me to clarify.
01:04:23You were a dick.
01:04:24He betrayed you.
01:04:24He was in on it.
01:04:25And now we're taking you for everything you're worth.
01:04:28I thought you would recognize that I was in real trouble.
01:04:30I tried to tell you I needed money.
01:04:31I tried to tell you I was desperate.
01:04:33I sold him my drone.
01:04:34You sold your drone?
01:04:35You fucking love that thing.
01:04:37I know.
01:04:37You couldn't find any more qualified buyers than this fucking douchebag?
01:04:40Okay, well, it didn't even meet his standards either.
01:04:42Go get the kid who sold us that drone.
01:04:46You're coming with us.
01:04:48You think I'm cool with the drone?
01:04:50Zane, Zane, I didn't know it was defective, okay?
01:04:53I don't have the money.
01:04:54I don't...
01:04:54It's hard to be the elite drug dealer that I am without any fucking product.
01:05:00I didn't know what else to do.
01:05:01You didn't have any other option.
01:05:02No, no, no.
01:05:03Wyatt, we've been best friends since we were kids, and this is how you ended it?
01:05:07This is how you do me?
01:05:08Shut up.
01:05:11Shut the fuck up.
01:05:13Life is full of disappointments.
01:05:15I mean, we all still live in nice, right?
01:05:17Tiny, come get the money.
01:05:19Wyatt, go to the house and see if Lynette's cracked the kids' safe and bring everything back.
01:05:26Lynette?
01:05:27Yeah, I forgot.
01:05:33I knew I had something to tell you.
01:05:37The girl's in on it, too.
01:05:40The woman.
01:05:41What's that?
01:05:43The woman's in on it, too.
01:05:47All right, everyone, let's go.
01:05:48And you're trying.
01:05:51It could be.
01:05:52Okay.
01:05:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:05:57Hey.
01:05:58You can all go, right?
01:05:59We had a deal.
01:06:02Zane, we had a deal.
01:06:06Sonny.
01:06:08Cecil.
01:06:09Get this guy out of my face.
01:06:11What are you talking?
01:06:11We had a deal, Zane.
01:06:13No, no, let me go, let me go.
01:06:14Zane, we had a deal.
01:06:15Let me get the rest of the money, and I'll be back.
01:06:17Don't do anything, Zane.
01:06:18I'll be back.
01:06:28What, did the combination not work?
01:06:30Nope.
01:06:31It was 10, 15, and 10.
01:06:32The day you guys went to homecoming.
01:06:33Okay, it didn't work.
01:06:34I literally saw it right through that mirror, right there.
01:06:39Wait, through the mirror?
01:06:40Yeah.
01:06:40Well, that would change the numbers, wouldn't it?
01:06:45No, I don't think so.
01:06:46You just had to show up early.
01:06:50You really threw a wrench into everything.
01:06:52You know, the plan was never to kill you.
01:06:55I was gonna be long gone by the time you found out what was going on.
01:07:02And I'd love to stick to that plan.
01:07:06Easier to lose the cops as a thief than a murderer.
01:07:08So you're a reasonable guy.
01:07:11What do you say we put this past us?
01:07:13Hmm?
01:07:14And we could come to some kind of an arrangement?
01:07:16Hell, maybe this should be a fun story for the ladies one night, huh?
01:07:1910 would still be 10.
01:07:21No, it wouldn't.
01:07:2320?
01:07:24No, not 20.
01:07:2530?
01:07:2630?
01:07:31Oh, opposite.
01:07:32Yeah.
01:07:3401, 21, 01.
01:07:38January 21st.
01:07:392001.
01:07:41My fourth birthday.
01:07:42Mr. Maggier told me it was your birthday.
01:07:55I got something for you.
01:08:06You're welcome.
01:08:06I got something for you.
01:08:07Fuck.
01:08:08Fuck.
01:08:11Fuck.
01:08:12What did I do?
01:08:13Wait, Wyatt, what the fuck?
01:08:17What?
01:08:17What?
01:08:17You're a scum.
01:08:32Okay, kid.
01:08:35You're a manipulator.
01:08:37You're a pig.
01:08:39You're a greedy, money-grumbling fucking...
01:08:41I'm living the goddamn American dream.
01:08:45Drink it in, buddy.
01:08:47Fuck you!
01:08:51That was a lot of words from the guy without the knife.
01:08:56Don't look so surprised.
01:08:59Haven't you realized by now that I don't give a fuck about you?
01:09:04No one cares about anybody else.
01:09:07All anyone wants is more.
01:09:13I just have the guts to say it out loud.
01:09:17You two, get them out of here.
01:09:19Everybody else upstairs.
01:09:23Let's rip this sucker open.
01:09:24What do you say?
01:09:25I say let's rip this sucker open.
01:09:28What did we discuss about obviously rhetorical fucking questions?
01:09:34I believe we discussed them.
01:09:35No!
01:09:36Again!
01:09:37I'm a rhetorical.
01:09:39I'm never gonna get this.
01:09:41Tiny.
01:09:42Get rid of the body.
01:09:43Tiny.
01:09:44Punch the old lady.
01:09:45Tiny.
01:09:46Do this.
01:09:46Tiny.
01:09:47Who the hell?
01:09:51Fuck yeah.
01:09:53Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:09:55Perry, come on, man.
01:09:56Perry, come on, man.
01:09:57Perry, fuck, don't do this to me.
01:10:00Oh, fuck.
01:10:01I'm so fucking sorry.
01:10:05You're my best fucking friend, man.
01:10:07You're right. You're so right.
01:10:11There are more important things in the world than money.
01:10:15I'm trying to cope with Hickenbackers is our revelation.
01:10:19I need to be more physically responsible.
01:10:23Oh, I'm so fucking sorry, babe.
01:10:27I'm so fucking sorry.
01:10:37What the fuck?
01:10:53You good? Nine shining armor.
01:10:59You fucking asshole.
01:11:05You better fucking cry.
01:11:09Where'd you find in the safe?
01:11:11Zane, I don't know what to tell you. There's no money.
01:11:13What the fuck do you mean there's no money?
01:11:15I don't know. It's just the dumb lock that Wyatt gave us the combination to.
01:11:19The lock?
01:11:21Zane, we're going to want to see this.
01:11:23Zane, are you there?
01:11:25Oh, shit.
01:11:29It's hard to be the elite drug dealer that I am without any fucking product.
01:11:33Fuck!
01:11:37You fucking hit me.
01:11:39You deserved it.
01:11:41Wait, what an idiot.
01:11:43He gave us his only piece of evidence.
01:11:51Seriously?
01:11:53That's fair.
01:11:55You think you're so fucking smart.
01:12:01You think you're some sort of hero?
01:12:03Ha!
01:12:04I hate to break it to you, kid.
01:12:06There's no such thing as a hero.
01:12:11Not today's end.
01:12:13You crying?
01:12:15And bleeding?
01:12:19Oh, fuck.
01:12:24What the fuck?
01:12:25Element of surprise, motherfucker!
01:12:31Oh, I got you this time, son of a bitch.
01:12:33You don't have shit mills. I'm clean.
01:12:35You don't need evidence.
01:12:37Bluetooth, bitch.
01:12:39It's hard to be the elite drug dealer that I am without any fucking phones.
01:12:43Dropbox!
01:12:47Babe?
01:12:49Oh, fuck off.
01:12:50What if this is all the love you ever get?
01:13:09Whoa, whoa.
01:13:11Why don't you do it?
01:13:12What if this is all the love I ever know?
01:13:13Whoa, whoa.
01:13:14Why don't you do it?
01:13:15What if this is all the love I ever know?
01:13:36Whoa, whoa.
01:13:37Why don't you do it?
01:13:41Why don't you do it?
01:13:42Why don't you do it?
01:13:44Why don't you do it?
01:13:45Why don't you do it?
01:13:47It was locked!
01:13:50Hey, I got you that locked for Christmas.
01:13:55I knew it was come in handy.
01:13:57You didn't just walk out of here.
01:14:02Could tell you it was worth something, you know, huh?
01:14:04You put that nice mattress in here.
01:14:06You put that nice mattress in here.
01:14:08I could tell you it's worth something.
01:14:09You know how?
01:14:10You put that nice mattress in the storage unit.
01:14:14Is that a King Quill Crofty Rotar?
01:14:17Where'd you even find that thing at?
01:14:19They don't sell one of those within 10 miles to this place.
01:14:23Do not make a comment about the mattress.
01:14:25It's just a terrible thing.
01:14:30I need your help.
01:14:32What are you wearing?
01:14:34That's why it's strong.
01:14:35Tell me what you know.
01:14:41Devil's in the details.
01:14:45Details! Devil's in the details!
01:14:48So?
01:14:49Oh!
01:14:53Oh!
01:14:54You good?
01:14:56You sleep this whole time?
01:14:58You good?
01:15:00I'm fine.
01:15:02You guys good?
01:15:05Did we win the, uh, did we win the, uh, where did everybody go?
01:15:11Did everyone dip?
01:15:14How was that?
01:15:15I'm all right.
01:15:15You know what I'm saying, buddy?
01:15:18Get your head down.
01:15:19Ow!
01:15:20This is Sheriff Martin Mills.
01:15:30All precincts be advised.
01:15:33We got the son of a bitch.
01:15:34Fuck you, Mills.
01:15:36Got the crap, Mills.
01:15:38Is that Cal from Lakeport?
01:15:39Fuck off, Cal.
01:15:46Think I may end up liking it here.
01:15:49You don't mind me saying so.
01:15:50Must be pretty big idiots back there in Columbus, you know?
01:15:53Let you go.
01:15:56Rerouting to Columbus, Ohio.
01:15:58Oh, for fuck's sake.
01:15:59Fuck!
01:16:21Oh, that dude's head was so freaking hard.
01:16:24Definitely have a concussion.
01:16:33Oh, shit.
01:16:59Ugh.
01:17:29No shit.
01:17:45100 hours of community service.
01:17:58Forbes has a sense of humor about it, too.
01:18:02Look, for what it's worth, I don't know how far they would go.
01:18:08No need to apologize.
01:18:10Didn't apologize.
01:18:13San Diego's not cheap.
01:18:15Window of opportunity, you know?
01:18:18I do.
01:18:21Hey, a bit of advice?
01:18:23It's easier to just ask a girl out instead.
01:18:27I'll take that into consideration.
01:18:30Who knows?
01:18:32Might have said yes.
01:18:34No, you wouldn't have.
01:18:37But that's OK.
01:18:41Well, see ya.
01:18:43No, you won't.
01:18:51Damn.
01:18:52I don't think I've ever seen you pace before.
01:18:57So that's that?
01:19:01Guess so.
01:19:05Lieutenant Forbes told me you made a deal for me.
01:19:07Something like that, but she'll have an eye on you, so act accordingly.
01:19:13It's not going to be the same without you here.
01:19:16Might be for the best.
01:19:20Here.
01:19:21A few things from my place that I felt like you can use and kind of say thank you.
01:19:28For what?
01:19:29For showing me where to look, where not to, and that I'm a fucking genius.
01:19:37I'm really sorry, man.
01:19:43I'll be seeing you.
01:19:52I'll be seeing you.
01:19:55Ready?
01:19:56What?
01:19:57I gotta miss you, pal.
01:20:02I don't know how to do so.
01:20:04Come on, but I'm not sure how to do so.
01:20:08I'm fine.
01:20:10I'm fine.
01:20:11I can't even miss you, pal.
01:20:20I heard some windows needed caulking.
01:20:39I pay.
01:20:50I pay.
01:21:20Everybody in the booth can tell myself apart from you now
01:21:37Dancing people, dancing people, dancing people, dancing people
01:21:47I got purple, I need a print, dance on the people
01:21:50I'm happy, I'm just going dancing, dancing on the people
01:21:52People, dancing people, I got people on the people
01:21:55People, dancing people, with the people on the people
01:21:58Smaller CO2, see me see you dancing on the people
01:22:00I'm up on the food, hanging from the people on the people
01:22:03My history is dancing on the ceiling
01:22:05On the people, I got people on the people
01:22:06Dancing, dancing on the people
01:22:08I got
01:22:08Dancing people
01:22:11I got people
01:22:14People, people
01:22:16Everybody in the booth can tell myself apart from you.
01:22:27Now the way.
01:22:28Dancing, people, dancing, people.
01:22:33Dancing, people, dancing, people.
01:22:38Dancing, people, dancing, people.
01:22:43Dancing, people, dancing, people.
01:22:48Dancing, people.
01:22:49Dancing, people, dancing, people.
01:23:10I got people on the people, people dancing on the people with the people on the.
01:23:40I run to the sum, one, two, two, bump from the back to the front, yeah.
01:23:51Never run from the gun, run to the money like it's my addiction, yeah.
01:23:57Don't you come for the ones, have the whole crowd standing at the tension, yeah.
01:24:02End with conviction, about that action, you better get back done, oh.
01:24:07Yeah, yeah, we about that action.
01:24:09Tee and ride it with me, you know that's the fact, Sean.
01:24:12People talking out just to get their reaction, can't pay them no mind, we don't care for distractions.
01:24:17Oh, well, oh, you thought we did, we just keep the family closed like we got some kids.
01:24:23One day I might have a couple of my own, I might tell them when they groan, don't you listen to them people, better keep your head.
01:24:29Cause everybody want a pizza like it's pizza bread, give them heat instead.
01:24:33I'm a pizza, but I kept the pizza, I could have left you dead.
01:24:36Blood all on my fleas, I'll have a feast, I'm seeing red.
01:24:38Talking about that green, I think that I left you on red.
01:24:41Oh, this life taking a toll, I might have to turn it up just to let you know.
01:24:45I got just another n*** that you can't control.
01:24:48I should roll up the game, that's going out the door, homie.
01:24:51Caught the flow, homie.
01:24:52Yeah, the crew would say we don't need any more, homies.
01:24:55And if I go tonight, I know just where I'm going, homie.
01:24:57I was trying to see the light and then it dawned on me.
01:25:00I was running to the light, but then it dawned on me.
01:25:03That the light is in the people in the squad, homie.
01:25:06So I keep it with the people that be praying for me.
01:25:08And I see through all the people that be praying on me.
01:25:11Say a prayer for me.
01:25:12Es evidente, mi equipo funciona perfectamente.
01:25:18Proficiente, y mi gente, todos son presidentes.
01:25:23Como Obama, no tenemos tiempo para el drama.
01:25:28Como te llamas, eres aburrido, voy a cambiar programa.
01:25:32Out!