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After Midge's triumph at the Gaslight, the fallout from her takedown of Sophie Lennon looms large, making her climb up t | dHNzXzNwMW5pYjU3UEpZ

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00:00One year ago, my old life ended and my new life began.
00:06I'm the greatest star.
00:10I want to be successful.
00:11I am by far.
00:13But I haven't told my friends or my parents.
00:15But no one knows.
00:18Except my ex. He knows.
00:21And you.
00:22Fuck off. We're partners.
00:24You're great at what you do.
00:26Alone, I am a spittoon. With you, I'm a somebody.
00:28Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
00:33Let's go.
00:38You're not late so often.
00:43Just getting around. I mean, not getting around.
00:45Marry somebody and everything will be fine.
00:48Do you think you can go back to making jello molds?
00:50I don't know. I make a hell of a jello mold.
00:52We're gonna die in this tunnel.
00:54Good. Something to look forward to.
00:56We got a girl comic coming up.
00:58Don't get too excited, fellas.
01:00She keeps her clothes on.
01:02I want to be big.
01:04The biggest thing out there.
01:06Tits up?
01:08Tits up.
01:10Have you guessed yet?
01:12Who's the best yet?
01:14Here we come.
01:15You ready?
01:16Yes.
01:17No. Let's do it.
01:18Okay.
01:19Men in general, run around telling everyone that only men are funny.
01:23But that was so fun.
01:25Comedy is fueled by disappointment and humiliation.
01:29Now, who the hell does that describe more than women?
01:32Take that, assholes.
01:33We got the rabbi!
01:36Smell that?
01:37Smells like cheap beer and piss.
01:38I know. Exciting, right?
01:39We got the rabbi!
01:41Smell that?
01:42Smells like cheap beer and piss.
01:43I know. Exciting, right?
01:45Exciting, right?
01:46Yeah.
01:47Exciting, right?
01:48Exciting, right?
01:49Exciting, right?

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