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00:00Whoever said growing old had to be boring,

00:03never spent a day at Shady Meadows with these guys.

00:07One for me, one for you, and one for you.

00:11To Jerry.

00:11I haven't taken my pills yet.

00:13Do you know what happens when you mix prescription drugs

00:15and alcohol?

00:16Yeah, a good time.

00:20Jerry liked to party.

00:22He would want something epic.

00:23You know, like kegs and a DJ, fireworks,

00:27people getting butt naked up in here.

00:29We need to throw something like a burning man.

00:31You want to burn a man?

00:32No, it's a sex festival in the desert.

00:34I go every year.

00:38The rules stink.

00:39We threw a rager every time a person died.

00:41This place would look like Bourbon Street.

00:43Bourbon Street's OK.

00:44The best streets are a few blocks over.

00:48I once mixed six tabs of acid with some New England hard cider.

00:52Long story short, I can't eat apples with my clothes on anymore.

00:55Do you mind?

00:59It has been a bitch of a morning.

01:01Look, lady, I don't know who you are, but you can't sit there.

01:05Why not?

01:06Who are you guys?

01:07The cool kids?

01:08Damn straight we are.

01:10Yeah?

01:11You want me to flirt with her?

01:16I don't think I can do this.

01:18You want that woman sitting at our table forever?

01:20I'll take off my glasses so I look more butch.

01:25If you really want that spot, I know a way you can earn it.

01:30What would I have to do?

01:33Well, you know, man-woman stuff.

01:39We got to hop in a car and go on down to that morgue and get Jerry's ashes.

01:43I can drive you guys.

01:44I'm driving.

01:45Which one of these dials is your speedometer?

01:47I don't know.

01:48It's not my car.

01:49So I'm driving a stolen car.

01:52All right, everybody, just relax.

01:54Act like we have Alzheimer's.

01:58Jerry has seen better days.

02:00Don't you touch him.

02:01You're liable to drop.

02:05Boy, you don't see that every day.

02:08You do realize you're all here voluntarily?

02:11We are?

02:13My kids are liars.

Season 1 | show | 2018| S1 | Official Trailer

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