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00:01You know, a lot's happened to me since you last saw me.

00:04Now I'm back and things have not gotten much easier.

00:07My news story starts where the last one sort of faded out.

00:11Look Cracker, don't you be talking no Forrest Gump crap to me, you little bitch waffle.

00:17She, bullet head.

00:20I'm just a boy that was left at the Grand Canyon.

00:23It don't stop me from being all in all the time. Bam, bam.

00:27I married the love of my life's friend.

00:29We got us a little NASCAR pit crew.

00:31I'm so happy.

00:32Doesn't get much gooder than this.

00:34Get over here.

00:35Oh, come on.

00:36But then a storm came in.

00:37That changed everything, man.

00:38I'll be back.

00:39Be careful, Joe.

00:49Dang, what happened?

00:53We played the hits in 1965.

00:55What's going on, man?

00:57When I was spinning in the Twister, then I must have tumbled through time.

01:00I just get stupider.

01:02I need to make it back to Brandy.

01:04Get this boy a drink and clear his head up a little bit.

01:06No, man, I'm cool.

01:07I know you ain't.

01:09Dang, I walk into that every time.

01:12Is this Silvertown?

01:13What happened?

01:14JD's got himself in another bind.

01:16Not quite, termite.

01:17I'm running away.

01:18You ain't man enough.

01:19You know that, Joseph.

01:20Which way am I going?

01:21Last time he had nothing left to lose.

01:23This time...

01:24Dump his body in a trunk, then dump his crazy hair in a different trunk.

01:28He's got shit-tons to lose.

01:31Think this is queer?

01:33Yeah.

01:35What?

01:37You might be the white trash Johnny Appleseed.

01:40Luke, I am your lauder!

01:43You can't hear?

01:44It's funny.

01:46The future's got me crazy.

01:50Life's a garden diggy.

01:52What if you miss the first time you meet Brandy?

01:55Oh, it's you.

01:56Yeah.

01:57My whole future's thrown off.

01:58Everything never happens.

01:59I gotta go.

02:00Okay.

02:03I'm coming, Brandy!

02:07Ah, my mom!

02:08Oh, my God!

02:09My nuns got sucked in, look!

02:11His man's gotten his ballsack stuck down the toilet magnet.

02:13Sir, you gotta lift him up when I flush, okay?

02:15No, that doesn't sound like it's gonna work.

02:16One, two, three!

02:17No, no, no!

02:21Clams, I'm telling you, I'm from the future.

02:22I'll prove it.

02:23That's Daytona 500.

02:24I can tell you who wins.

02:25We just found a goose that lays the golden eggs.

02:27Oh, I laid him.

02:28This goose's name is...

02:29What?

02:30I'll go dirt!

02:32Joe's dirt.

02:36All hells go dirt!

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