Jerrod Carmichael: Don’t Be Gay | movie | 2025 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:00I'm learning what to do with anger in my relationship

00:02because I'm real sensitive

00:04and I get my feelings hurt all the time.

00:06Sometimes my boyfriend says stuff

00:08in a way that lets me know

00:09he's never been punched in the face before.

00:13You know what I mean?

00:14Like, it's a tone that he uses.

00:17Like, he's passive-aggressive sometimes

00:18and, like, passive-aggression is white violence, I've learned.

00:26We're in an open relationship,

00:28which was his idea.

00:30My idea was to cheat

00:32and to live a secret life

00:34and let the lie weigh on my soul

00:37and come home and sit quietly in the driveway

00:39for a real long time, just like my dad.

00:43I still have to express my feelings

00:46and I have to tell him

00:48when he's hurt my feelings

00:51and that's really difficult for me to do

00:55because that is really gay.

01:01Don't get me wrong.

01:02I'll suck his dick till the cows come home.

01:04I'm not gonna tell him he's hurt my feelings.

01:07I'm a man, goddammit.

01:08I was trying because I was raised straight.

01:15And when you're raised straight,

01:16you know there's only one rule.

01:19Don't be gay.

01:22I broke the only rule, y'all.

01:38I'll stay in freedom.

01:39Let's go.

01:39Your mother has to live right now.

01:40If you try to get him,

01:40I'll stay in freedom.

01:42I'm going to go with you,

01:42my sister, my sister.

01:43So I want to be happy about you.

01:44I'll be happy about you,

01:45and I'm going to go with you.

01:45I'm not going to get you

01:48and see,

01:48I'll be happy about you,

01:49I will be happy about you.

01:50Happy birthday,

01:51my sister,

01:51I'll be happy about you,

01:52here with your love.

01:53I think that's all the way

01:54I'm happy about you.

Jerrod Carmichael: Don’t Be Gay | movie | 2025 | Official Trailer

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